The key to a happy life on Facebook is to only befriend people who aren't very witty. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of Facebook comebacks, having sharp-witted friends can only lead to trouble. Compiled by Bored Panda, these brilliant burns are sure to make you laugh. They'll also make you think twice about writing something the next time you log into Facebook. Don't forget to vote for the best!

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Mrs. Johanson FTW!

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AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

Actually that's true, it IS based on your browser history. I see stuff I was looking at on Amazon all the time in the ads section.

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

How many people looked at their keyboards?

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Superluminal1
Community Member
3 years ago

Another of Mrs. Johanson's summer school students.

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AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

Damn bruh, that was savage!

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Bad use of citations is best countered by use of citations. Brilliant!

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Mahmoud Ragab
Community Member
3 years ago

Found a meaning for his/her life

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Winter
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3 years ago

Ouch! *giggle*

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

at least that guys take it well.

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Mahmoud Ragab
Community Member
3 years ago

I rest my case

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AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

lolol geezus!

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AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

That's gotta be frustrating for straight ladies :/

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Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

Believe me, I've never seen God. One big contributing factor to my atheism.

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Liz Miller
Community Member
3 years ago

I totally pictured a doctor running through a hospital trying to find his patients

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Caitlyn McCracken
Community Member
3 years ago

damn, savage

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
3 years ago

LMFAO!!!!

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Frankie Engelbert
Community Member
3 years ago

Definitely an awesome response.

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AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

Shit, let me go get you some ice for that burn!

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

i want that address. a pizza delivery in 20 sec that's good!

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Har har har

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

i must be really tired or this is really funny but i almost crap my pants reading this one

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
3 years ago

lmao self burn

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

I have literally seen someone put as their status "I think someone is breaking into my home!" ... and you are on FB and not calling 911?

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Mirriam Banda
Community Member
3 years ago

i can make simple children books sound dirty

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BMP7777
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh man that was ugly

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

take that Claire!

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Justin time
Community Member
3 years ago

If he's looking at young girl eating lollipops and thinking 'yeah, penis' he probably should be on some kind of sex register...

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

f*cking funny! That's the kind of friends guys have

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Mahmoud Ragab
Community Member
3 years ago

Agree

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macah
Community Member
3 years ago

That's not really a burn, just stating a fact, no?

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
3 years ago

How many of these people actually went to school?

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Very good!

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Justin time
Community Member
3 years ago

Sarcasm level: Dad!

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Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

Yay Clive!

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Mahmoud Ragab
Community Member
3 years ago

Sure thing

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

top 8? Is he talking about Myspace?

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Theodora Kane
Community Member
3 years ago

Love it. And agree.

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Jamal W
Community Member
3 years ago

HA! GOT EM!

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
3 years ago

Are there reeeeally idiot guys that say shit like this????

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Cameron Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

flames? o.o

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

A very valid proposition.

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Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahahaha gang banged by crayola

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Kookfilosoofia
Community Member
3 years ago

this one made me laugh

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
3 years ago

when facebook users try to be poets

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CluelessLlama13
Community Member
3 years ago

This is funny to me because only female mosquitoes are bloodsuckers. Male mosquitoes have a diet similar to a butterfly's.

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

LMAO SICK!

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
3 years ago

exactly.....

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Laura Lunn Jackson
Community Member
3 years ago

It sure is a fun disease/addiction

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Cameron Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh Joel...

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Catalina Ioan
Community Member
3 years ago

In all fairness, she missed an apostrophe too (male's)

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Hans
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3 years ago

Yep, definitely for Molly.

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Too much blurred here...if I remember this correctly, Nicole is of African American origin, which gives a whole different aftertaste...

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
3 years ago

I wanna be friends with Caitlin

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J.E.C.
Community Member
3 years ago

These are so much more entertaining than reading what my friends post.. lol

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Lexi Nicodemus
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3 years ago

Kinda feel like this is promoting rape culture...

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Natalia Claudio
Community Member
3 years ago

This isn't really an epic comeback, just a silly pun...

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Grey Arias
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe he is a co

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Lazy Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Really? Sleeping body parts is NOTHING

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BoredBunny
Community Member
3 years ago

Denial...I LOVE IT.

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brandon sat
Community Member
3 years ago

not true, Mufasa showed Simba the sky in the Lion King ;-)

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Mahmoud Ragab
Community Member
3 years ago

Unless the templates are erotic

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Pamela Beuret
Community Member
3 years ago

what "GPA" stands for? I'm from Chile, have no idea :)

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Ouch.

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Mahmoud Ragab
Community Member
3 years ago

Damn tough

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Joanne Palmer
Community Member
3 years ago

hahahahahaha funny stuff!!

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Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

This is a silly "imagine" scenario. "What if we had dubstep in the 90s?" We'd have dubstep in the 90s. It's not like dubstep is a social movement or big cultural revolution. I don't like dubstep, and because I don't look for it, I hardly ever hear it.

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DaPandaMonium
Community Member
3 years ago

xdamation point lol

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Sreejith Embranthiri.C.V
Community Member
3 years ago

HIV Aladheen

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
3 years ago

Oooooh no. 🙊🙊

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Brooke Skinner
Community Member
3 years ago

They lost me at god...

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Caitlyn McCracken
Community Member
3 years ago

nobody commented about the fact she cant spell dick?

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Laury M.
Community Member
3 years ago

That was a good pun though :3

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