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For those of you who have never heard of the Elf on the Shelf, it’s a Christmas tradition where a special scout is sent by Santa to watch over children. The Christmas elf observes the kids by day and each night returns to the North Pole to report whether they were naughty or nice.

While this custom is really exciting for the children, their parents have it a bit more complicated. Thinking of creative ideas and remembering to change the position of the doll 25 nights in a row can be harder than you might think.

Whether it's forgetting the elf in the fireplace or setting up the dolls so they look like something from a horror movie, often things don’t go as planned. Here are some of the most hilarious Elf on the Shelf fails that are too funny not to laugh at. So continue scrolling and make sure to upvote your favorite ones!

#1

I Happened To Look In Our Window And Noticed That When She's Backlit, It Didn't Quite Look As Cute As Intended

I Happened To Look In Our Window And Noticed That When She's Backlit, It Didn't Quite Look As Cute As Intended

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Otter
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could give this one ten upvotes! Hilariously awful!

moose man
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

always encourage your kids to be murderers! (jk obv)

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know who thought that this position would look cute under any circumstance!!

glowworm2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like the elf on the shelf hung themself.

Destiny Cobb
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elf on the Shelf: Misery of the Elf

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The Elf on the Shelf tradition started from a children’s storybook which was published in 2005. The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition by Carol Aebersold and her daughter Chanda Bell was incredibly successful. Today, millions of families take out their elves every year for almost a whole month, from Thanksgiving to Christmas Eve, to spread the spirit of the upcoming holidays.

If you’re wondering how to start this tradition in your household, it’s quite easy. You buy the doll, customize it according to your preferences, and read the storybook with your children because it has all the information you need to know about your elf.

However, there’s one vital rule that the children need to follow—they cannot touch the elf or it will lose its magic. Plus, the elf only starts to move after the children fall asleep and creates mischief while running around the house, so the parents need to find a new place to hide it every night. If you wish to find out more details about the custom and the whole story, you can find it on their official company website.

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    #2

    Tried To Write A Fun Bathtub Message From The Elf, But It Turned Out A Little Cryptic

    Tried To Write A Fun Bathtub Message From The Elf, But It Turned Out A Little Cryptic

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change your ways Ellie.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Did you wash behind your ears? " :D

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will Ellie survive until Xmas?

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this feels more horror movie inspired than festive.

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    As adults, we know that Santa Claus isn’t real, but many of us remember the magic we felt when we thought he existed. Even though it’s generally best for parents to keep the number of lies they tell their kids to a bare minimum, the rules don't apply to the holiday season. Why is it considered good to tell our children the Santa myth?

    Melinda Wenner Moyer, the author of How to Raise Kids Who Aren't A-Holes, wrote that stories about Santa and his little helper might actually be good for kids’ cognitive development. "Fantastical stories foster a type of imaginative play that sparks creativity, social understanding and even—strange as it may sound—scientific reasoning."

    #3

    Daughter Ran Into My Room Screaming “What Is The Elf Doing To My Doll?” Well I Thought They Were Dancing

    Daughter Ran Into My Room Screaming “What Is The Elf Doing To My Doll?” Well I Thought They Were Dancing

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    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dancing....yeah we'll call it dancing.

    Kanga9ine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound of spanking probably woke her up. 364 days. Elves of leave. Barbie had to put those black wrought iron bars on all her dream house windows. Ken's passed out on the couch. And all the sprinklers are on.

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be some kind of dancing more passionate

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO!! That's one jolly elf I'm sure!

    Kim Blizzard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dancing may be how it started...

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    #4

    Things Got More Toasty Than Planned

    Things Got More Toasty Than Planned

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    Vlacas12
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at your comment.🤣

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    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fry the demons!" I'm sure that's what the child thought.

    Sage Gusano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all toast down here, Georgie!

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know why the oven is blackened.

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    According to the writer, Santa Claus belongs to the "good lie" category because by the time children find out the truth about him, they can already tell the difference between a good and a bad lie, so they don’t have any hard feelings for the parents.

    "What Kris Kringle does do is feed the imagination. Kids picture him managing his elves at the North Pole, soaring through the sky or squeezing through chimneys," Moyer continued. Participating in fantasy play and adopting the role of Rudolph or Mrs. Claus in games "may cultivate a set of skills known as 'theory of mind,' which helps kids predict and understand other people’s behavior."

    #5

    Did A Cute Angel Thing For The Elf. The Cat Thought It Was Litter And Did A Giant S**t On My Kitchen Side. My Poor Kids. We Go To Find The Elf And He’s Had A Giant S**t?

    Did A Cute Angel Thing For The Elf. The Cat Thought It Was Litter And Did A Giant S**t On My Kitchen Side. My Poor Kids. We Go To Find The Elf And He’s Had A Giant S**t?

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    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Elf got caught in a S**t Storm

    Anne Reid
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They covered the poop…with emoji poop 🙄

    April Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that. 😂 Thanks to them for protecting my delicate eyes that have never seen poop.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with the cat on this one! This doesn't look like decoration anyway and the cat took care of it😅😅

    Sage Gusano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After doing all of that coke he's lucky all he did was s**t.

    K
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just brilliant.

    Blue of the yams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH my GOD i just died a little laughing

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    #6

    Balding Barry... Our Elf’s Hat Came Off So We Decided To Super Glue It To No Avail. Hey, Let’s Use Nail Polish Remover To Get The Glue Off....laughing Hysterically Ever Since!!!

    Balding Barry... Our Elf’s Hat Came Off So We Decided To Super Glue It To No Avail. Hey, Let’s Use Nail Polish Remover To Get The Glue Off....laughing Hysterically Ever Since!!!

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    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, you can't use super glue on synthetic fabric :) it will melt

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will require years and years of therapy. Just throw some road kill on it like our former President.

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bald elves deserve to be festive too!!

    Ola Pe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ot only makes him more realistic😉

    Darkmaiden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mid-life crisis elf on a shelf

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    Yet, while some adults think of fun and creative scenarios for where to place the Elf, others are not so fascinated with the concept. Emma Shingleton, a parenting expert, said that while the kids might behave themselves when the elf is watching, there’s no guarantee that it will continue after Christmas.

    #7

    Snow Angels In Sugar Turned Out Looking More Like A Crime Scene

    Snow Angels In Sugar Turned Out Looking More Like A Crime Scene

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe don't use red sugar next time.

    LONECOOLMAN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USE WHITE SUGAR, THAN IT LOOKS LIKE A COKE FILLED BINGE! LOL

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    Kanga9ine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The butler did it. In the parlor. Colonel Mustard kept watch at the door. Not a very well thought out crime. Neighbors all said he was such a nice, quiet elf and the usual crap about how crimes like this never occur in their down. Wait till they dig up the basement.

    Sage Gusano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He was coming at me with a candy cane!"

    Bsully3
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm gonna be Santa's favorite elf ya little b****"

    Corgo Man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the one not dead is covering his tracks

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause when you used red sugar what did you think it will look like?

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    #8

    Intruder Alert!

    Intruder Alert!

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    Oskar vanZandt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another case of pet Elf-defense... go kitty!

    Kim Blizzard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this count as touching the elf? I don't have kids, but even I know you don't touch the elf....

    purple turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its so cute when they get up on two paws like a meerkat...

    Hugh Walter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GO KITTY! You rip the little sh1t to mouse bedding!

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    #9

    Elf On The Shelf Display Goes Horribly Wrong And Stains The Kitchen Floor

    Elf On The Shelf Display Goes Horribly Wrong And Stains The Kitchen Floor

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    Droopsnoot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice way to freak out new home owners

    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was spray on snow, not flour.

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    CrazyRedHead
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when people come to visit very calmly say, "Oh yes, our demon did that" and continue the conversation

    Hugh Walter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get rid of the little sh1t elf and you won't have accidents, just a thought!

    Tony Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you have to do it again to add the apostrophe.

    Lucas Angerer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong form of “were”. Sorry to be “that guy” lol

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    Shingleton suggests a nicer alternative, a helpful elf who could support children in making good decisions. "Explain to your children that Santa's elf has been sent to homes to help them in the run-up to Christmas. They love to see children spreading kindness and joy, and then make the journey back to the North Pole each night to tell Santa all the lovely things children have been up to," the expert advised.

    #10

    Set The Elf Up Eating Cheetos, And Didn't Notice Where I Sprinkled Them Until My Kids Started Laughing

     Set The Elf Up Eating Cheetos, And Didn't Notice Where I Sprinkled Them Until My Kids Started Laughing

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    Kay blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah sure they didn't notice considering there is only one out of the packet.

    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, just admit you staged it. I mean, it's still kinda funny.

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    Santasquad100
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Elf sees daddy naked and gets morning wood

    Joanna Werman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, these kids are too old for elf on a shelf

    Angela Kelley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to give this an upvote but 69 votes, synchronicity!

    Kanga9ine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got his hand in the bag for quick replacements. There's bobbing for apples and now the deep throat cheetohs game. Traditions.

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    #11

    I Bit The Head Off The Kids Christmas Elf

    I Bit The Head Off The Kids Christmas Elf

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    Oskar vanZandt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was a case of Elf-defense... case dismissed.

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad it's says Christmas elf cause i was horrified mid-sentence

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good boy! Very, very, very good boy for once! When we cynophobes take over the world, this one shall be spared.

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did too! And if he'd had gumdrop buttons, they would have been next.

    Hugh Walter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GO YOU DOGGO! Hope you soaked it in slobber too!

    SydneyP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks quite proud of himself 😂

    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids put peanut butter on the elf's head. They were sick of the narc elf ratting on them.

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    #12

    Well I Guess I Should Have Checked To Make Sure That There Wasn't A F***ing Elf In The Fireplace Before Turning It On

    Well I Guess I Should Have Checked To Make Sure That There Wasn't A F***ing Elf In The Fireplace Before Turning It On

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left to conspire in the fire.

    redties_and_blackparades
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the elf's fault for thinking he OWNS THE PLACE AND CAN HIDE WHEREVER HE LIKES

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to play this game, always keep a few spare elves around!

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it even possible to not see it?

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Just tell the kids it was Jean D'Arc and have a little history lesson while making S'mores.

    April Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I really do think you should check for toys in the fireplace every time before you light it if you have kids. I know my kids' bouncy balls and other little toys have rolled under the logs more than once, elves aside.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like this . . . I've been told the little sh1ts love fire!

    Greymom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wasn't invited to the coven in the oven!

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    After all that, it all comes down to your choice of what to believe. While some parents think that the Elf on the Shelf tradition is really annoying and time-consuming, it can actually be a lot of fun for adults too. Especially when something does not go as expected and you end up with a really messed-up elf and only a few hours left to think of what you're going to tell your children.

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    #13

    This Idea Looked Okay At That Time. Brandon Woke Up To Find Berry An Well Brandon Said That’s The Creepiest Thing His Elf Has Done And He Doesn’t Like It

    This Idea Looked Okay At That Time. Brandon Woke Up To Find Berry An Well Brandon Said That’s The Creepiest Thing His Elf Has Done And He Doesn’t Like It

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pin art toys are epic though.

    Mary Bricklin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would definitely freak a kid out 😆

    The fnaf boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like that Star Wars scene

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm loving it. Save this for Halloween. Now a Halloween Card for Hallmark has arrived.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets traumatise the kids at Christmas with a creepy-looking stick doll little sh1t!

    Markus Weiler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the surname of that elf is Krueger

    V V
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the feckin things CAN get creepier....

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    #14

    Poor Ken! Tried To Spread A Little Christmas Cheer At The Piano And Look What Happened

    Poor Ken! Tried To Spread A Little Christmas Cheer At The Piano And Look What Happened

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    CAMAW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone photoshop ken's legs under a 1970's house? Because this reminded me of the wizard of oz

    NL Stuart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the piano was out of tune and someone couldn't take it any more..

    Eucritta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Piano elf-trap. Give it time, it'll get digested.

    Bartly Seager
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see the baldwin and can only picture a gun :/

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    #15

    So We Decided For “Buddy” To Have Some Lil Zipline Action, But Used Fish Wire Instead Of A Noticeable String, So Yea! Angelito Said He Seen Buddy Floating. He Is Scared Of Him Now

    So We Decided For “Buddy” To Have Some Lil Zipline Action, But Used Fish Wire Instead Of A Noticeable String, So Yea! Angelito Said He Seen Buddy Floating. He Is Scared Of Him Now

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    Lissy 🤘
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would, to be honest!

    Kim Blizzard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start a GoFundMe for the therapy that kid is going to need down the road.

    Mooooomooooo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool way to decapitate your kids too...

    Sage Gusano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scared now? Not always like me....I mean some people?

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. I'm thinking Matrix. And Crouching Dragon.

    Hugh Walter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another? What is this; Traumatising the kids 101?

    #16

    I Was Bound To Miss One Night

    I Was Bound To Miss One Night

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a creeper next to it?

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sure elf...show up to The Birth drunk and pass out. Way to make a good impression.

    Kanga9ine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was the fourth Wise Guy. Brought beer and pistachios.

    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sleeping off his hangover.

    Vaida Kuodytė
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tiny creeper really completes the scene :D

    Hugh Walter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you tell them he died, put the little sh1t in the bin and never mention it again . . .

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    #17

    Throwback To That Time We Set Our Creepy Elf On Fire Last Year. Ooops. Don’t Let Your Elves Sit On Light Fixtures, Y’all

    Throwback To That Time We Set Our Creepy Elf On Fire Last Year. Ooops. Don’t Let Your Elves Sit On Light Fixtures, Y’all

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    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a less painful way to stop your elves from breeding

    Sage Gusano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes an entire future generation of Elves.

    Droopsnoot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might need to see a doctor for that

    Hugh Walter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You simpletons gave the little sh1t a name?

    Kanga9ine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is reversible. At least there's one elf we don't have to worry who won't be making babies in the back of Santa's sleigh. Rocky Mountain Oysters instead of cookies.

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These burnt elves remind me of the W***y Wonka Puppet Hospital and Burns Unit.

    April Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of the poor person who spilled scalding McDonald's coffee in his/her lap in the drive thru. Get well soon, elf.

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    #18

    Getting Him Into A Balloon Isn’t As Easy As It Looks

    Getting Him Into A Balloon Isn’t As Easy As It Looks

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    daking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shhhh elf, your not telling santa about my deeds this year...

    Jofeen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are we to judge peoples sexual preferences

    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elf missed his loan shark payment for the last time.

    Kanga9ine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but I'll bet he died really quick. Maybe a hot air balloon next time. He can jump to his death at a location he picks.

    Hugh Walter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, you've clearly suffocated the little sh1t - Bin!

    Wendy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a Grinch face on with a sharpie and you're good to go ...

    Alison Peters
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now he looks a bit like the Jolly Green Giant.

    #19

    Elf On The Shelf Was No Match For Booker The Boston

    Elf On The Shelf Was No Match For Booker The Boston

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    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what happens when you leave treats laying around.

    LONECOOLMAN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE THE HEAD BEING THE CONTROL POINT! LOL

    𝕰𝖑𝖑𝖆
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how there just taking a picture of it.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOOD DOGGO! If you find any more; eat them to, the little sh1ts

    Mikayla Blum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Boston did the same thing when I was a kid. I remember screaming bloody murder that the elf was dead.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if pets pick up on some sort of energy directed toward these things that makes them take matters into their own hands (er paws). Seems like all the pets on here are trying to eliminate the elves.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goodness! Cutest pup in the WORLD!

    Clown Jae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Booker decides who gets to live. He declares that the elf, surely did not pass the vibe check

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    #20

    Bearded Dragon Don't Like Intruders Even If They're Santas Little Helper

    Bearded Dragon Don't Like Intruders Even If They're Santas Little Helper

    elisejanelle Report

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go, dragon! Keep those invasive little creepy Elf puppets out of your territory...

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is ur last warning sarah.....dont u dare put anything in my home anymore u peasant

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He problably believes in quatzlcoatl or something

    #21

    Found The Elf Covered In Nail Polish, So I Tried To Remove It And Fix The Elf's Face

    Found The Elf Covered In Nail Polish, So I Tried To Remove It And Fix The Elf's Face

    danielleee_victoria Report

    Johnny Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing belongs in a Spanish church.

    Corgo Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic surgery in a nutshell

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, always keep some spare elves around!

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a bit like a looney tunes character

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does look fixed as hell

    Liv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it has pink eye now

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    #22

    Elf Was Hiding In A Balloon. Which Deflated Over Night And Now Looks Like He Is Waiting To Be Born. The Questions From Mister 8 This Morning Are... Colourful

    Elf Was Hiding In A Balloon. Which Deflated Over Night And Now Looks Like He Is Waiting To Be Born. The Questions From Mister 8 This Morning Are... Colourful

    dzintrasullivan Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how they even got the elf into the small opening hole of a balloon

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm scared of what creature will come out

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...whatever emerges WON'T be a beautiful butterfly o.O

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you're feeding it and cleaning up whatever comes our of it. Get one of those super dooper pooper scoopers that puts 12 feet between you and "IT". You don't know how fast he is yet.

    #23

    When Your Husband Thinks Sitting On A Wall Sconce Was A Good Idea... Rip Chippy

    When Your Husband Thinks Sitting On A Wall Sconce Was A Good Idea... Rip Chippy

    thawthorne11 Report

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1-legged chippy still going to haunt my dreams with that smile :?

    Hemlock Tea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for the inevitable post about the geniuses who burned their house down over this nonsense.

    DumYum
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not dead yet. Just a flesh wound.

    CrazyRedHead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    screw the elf, i want those cookies

    I’m A Black Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't dismiss him bc he's disabled!! Get him a prostethic leg or teach your kids about ppl also having missing limbs!

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent work Dad, nearly burned the house down with your kids inside, but excellent work on the little sh1t!

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toys must have a list with a gazillion names of kids who perform tests on toys that would make Dr Joseph Mengele cry foul. That toy that Santa brought last year the has had 5 Barbie heads transplanted on it and the tossing off the roof into the crocodile pit nearby.

    IttyBitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope someone else teaches their children about basic safety

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    #24

    Set The Elf Up Near The Toilet, And He Promptly Fell In

    Set The Elf Up Near The Toilet, And He Promptly Fell In

    sowhatimamum Report

    Lissy 🤘
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the water dark?...

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He s**t himself when he fell. That's a long drop for a little Elf.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he's a gnome in the throne

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their little butts are always falling in stuff. Fish tanks, alphabet soup, 20 year old scotch. That took longer than getting him out of the little castle in the fish tank. He looked happy though.

    Bsully3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The job got a little too stressful for him. He wanted out

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life wasn’t worth living anymore.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flush the contaminated little sh1t away forever!

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you leave the lid down...

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why why why would anyone even consider putting him on the toilet seat?

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    #25

    I Didn't Prepare For The Off Chance The Tape Didn't Hold. So My Children Woke Up To An Elf That Drowned In Last Nights Spaghetti Pot

    I Didn't Prepare For The Off Chance The Tape Didn't Hold. So My Children Woke Up To An Elf That Drowned In Last Nights Spaghetti Pot

    brandi_cerone Report

    Brodie Plants
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did he say hail hydra as he did?

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mama Mia that's a spicy a meatball.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice burial shroud but really, the bin's good enough . . .

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bunjie jumping went wrong ( I know i didn't write it correctly but I'm bored to Google it😅)

    #26

    Baby Boy Wakes Up And Searches For His Elf. He Finds Her And Says She Drew On The Bananas. I Asked What She Drew And He Says "Nothing, She Just Scribbled On Them"

    Baby Boy Wakes Up And Searches For His Elf. He Finds Her And Says She Drew On The Bananas. I Asked What She Drew And He Says "Nothing, She Just Scribbled On Them"

    mruniquegomez Report

    rumade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You needed less ripe bananas

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, 'The Internet' assumed you were intelligent enough to get fresh bananas, forgetting you are also intelligent enough to buy one of those little sh1t Elfs!

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they did that over night?

    #27

    New Puppy Got Ahold Of The Elf, And The Rest Is, Well

    New Puppy Got Ahold Of The Elf, And The Rest Is, Well

    msummers23 Report

    Jackson Exer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does he look like he's doing gymnastics tho

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a game the whole family can play! Even the puppy!

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good guard dog. Maybe think of a future in law enforcement. You don't want him to develop a taste for elves and leave skinny legs all over.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doggos have got the measure of this problem and are dealing with it - listen to the Doggos!

    #28

    I Seriously Forgot I Put The Freaking Elf In The Freaking Oven

    I Seriously Forgot I Put The Freaking Elf In The Freaking Oven

    Brittany Mease Report

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do so many people put these things in the oven???

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same question! is it some kind of ritual so they don't release a curse?

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    Johnny Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently it's a thing. I approve.

    Mary Ann Burgess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't people look in an oven BEFORE turning it on?

    inky Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh boy santa says nothing for you

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Cos you're only bright enough to buy a little sh1t Elf!

    Le Box of Shame
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this look like some weird medieval artpiece?

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can’t just be me that thinks This is funny..right?

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    #29

    When Daddy Puts Maxi (Rowen Named Him) Too Close To The Light Bulb You Tell The Kids He Got Frost Bite On His Way Back From The North Pole

    When Daddy Puts Maxi (Rowen Named Him) Too Close To The Light Bulb You Tell The Kids He Got Frost Bite On His Way Back From The North Pole

    kellyjyust Report

    Mahayana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he’s got a cancerous mole

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You see, son, that is called necrosis, and it is a very interestingly thing. Let me explain : you know, when people die, thanatomorphosis starts..."

    AJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lewbert from icarly but festive

    Ciara Meeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a little paint or makeup foundation could fix that.

    Liv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint both of the cheeks pink with nail polish.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frostbite? That's a carcinoma, shoot the little sh1t with a bolt-gun and bury his ass!

    Mel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    naw, he is competing for a "John Boy" look alike contest!

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they don't get upset when his cheek falls off.

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    #30

    Well....i Thought It Would Be Funny. My Kids... Not So Much 😂😂. Both Had Tears And Told The Elf They Didn’t Like Her Anymore

    Well....i Thought It Would Be Funny. My Kids... Not So Much 😂😂. Both Had Tears And Told The Elf They Didn’t Like Her Anymore

    sgomuwka Report

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...you drew on your kids' faces while they slept?

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can forgive the parent for drawing on the kids' faces, because maybe the parent did honestly think the kids would find it funny. But I don't think it's cool to take photos of your kids when they're crying, and it's even less cool to post them to the internet.

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is, I could see where the *concept* could be cute. Use something designed to go on the skin - face paint, for example - and have the elf put a little heart or rainbow on the back of the kid's hand. This, though - moustache & "devil beard"? Using a marker (even the washable kind can stain the skin)? Taking pics of your kids when they're upset/crying? POSTING the pics???? No. This is just all kinds of wrong.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "on the back of the kid's hand"--Very good idea. This reminds me of when my little kids asked me the most random request: would I give them surprise temporary tattoos when they were sleeping? And I did! They slept through me applying a Halloween-themed temporary tattoo to their arm and the back of their hand. That was a funny morning.

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    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently I'm weird for not finding crying kids funny...

    Greymom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you aren't. I absolutely hate that Jimmy Kimmel bit he does every year where he gets parents to tell their kids they ate all their Halloween candy and then they film the kids getting upset and put it on national TV! It's just mean, and anyone who finds such things funny is a bully!

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What? You don't like being drawn on your face and publicly humiliated online? -We do as much as you will when we abandon you in the worst retirement home ever, ya evil bitch."

    Kim Blizzard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a terrible human being. I think this is funny! Just maybe not the right "kids" to try it on. Or maybe draw on yourself.

    Gabrielle B. Marcelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah the kids are to young to laugh about this me and my friends would do this all.the.time. and we would just laugh our asses off! but by the time we did this we were about 9 so not as sensitive as 5 year olds i think they look 5

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    #31

    This Is Doing The Rounds On Fb And Insta.. Poor Elf

    This Is Doing The Rounds On Fb And Insta.. Poor Elf

    a.mums.world Report

    Lissy 🤘
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not eating chocolate for a while...

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone ANYONE give me a serious answer why people put elves in the oven?

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a tradition...? Why would you put anything flammable in the oven??

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♪♫ And another one's down, another one's down, another one . . . bites the dust! Oh! ♪♫

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he's cthulhu, and still looks less creepy than before

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It never started out as a fun Christmas tradition.

    #32

    Finn Attacked Rudolf, Our Elf! He Was Laying On The Counter Making Snow Angels And Now He’s Head First On The Floor! Rudolf Now Has Flour Stuck To Him From Being Licked To Death By Finn

    Finn Attacked Rudolf, Our Elf! He Was Laying On The Counter Making Snow Angels And Now He’s Head First On The Floor! Rudolf Now Has Flour Stuck To Him From Being Licked To Death By Finn

    bloughnane Report

    Dinah Brand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like he finally passed out after a coke fueled bender.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that elf inhaled some other kind of white powder...

    Davis the Un-Greatest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need context for some of these names that come up!

    #33

    Thomas Our Elf, Thought It Was A Bright Idea To Hide In The Light Fixture. Thomas Is Now Wearing A Scarf For The Remainder Of His Stay

    Thomas Our Elf, Thought It Was A Bright Idea To Hide In The Light Fixture. Thomas Is Now Wearing A Scarf For The Remainder Of His Stay

    melbrookins14 Report

    Mina Minx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why sre these things so flammable?

    Ann Dennis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they seem to resist flaming up. They just melt, which is good considering the number of them that are put in ovens and on light fixtures etc.

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these parents are scary as hell.....

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had no heart anyway, this is just a minor setback for him

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who still uses incandescent bulbs?

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! No, he's clearly dead, he's demised, he's an ex-Elf, he is no more . . . BIN!

    #34

    Thought It Would Be Cute To Set Up A Candle Marshmallow-Roasting Scene... Until The Marshmallows Caught On Fire And Almost Burned The House Down

    Thought It Would Be Cute To Set Up A Candle Marshmallow-Roasting Scene... Until The Marshmallows Caught On Fire And Almost Burned The House Down

    Teresa Tangen Report

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Next, "Gosh, I thought it would be fun to have the elf holding a blowtorch while sitting on a bale of hay. Under a lightbulb. In the oven."

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! I hope these are staged fails. If this was really an accident, I am concerned.

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    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you use a battery powered candle fools

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geezus people...KEEP THESE ELVES AWAY FROM ANY KIND OF HEAT!!

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a clear correlation on this page between buying an Elf and being dumb enough to try killing the family at Christmas . . .

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a hell of a long way from almost burning the house down.

    Marea Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The elf like his marshmallows crispy…!

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    #35

    So Clearly The Dog Feels The Same Way About Elf On The Shelf As I Do! He Went To Town With Poor Mr Elf And Then Left It Behind James' Curtains And I Have Spent All Afternoon Trying To Find The Damn Thing

    So Clearly The Dog Feels The Same Way About Elf On The Shelf As I Do! He Went To Town With Poor Mr Elf And Then Left It Behind James' Curtains And I Have Spent All Afternoon Trying To Find The Damn Thing

    annikaskye89 Report

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i find elves already creepy....this is just another cherry on the top

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very expensive chew toy. The cost alone has kept the elf from becoming a part of our Christmas nightmare- er I mean tradition.

    #36

    What We Executed And How We Found Elfie This Morning!

     What We Executed And How We Found Elfie This Morning!

    nicole.d.powell Report

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens in such a situation. But whose idea was this?

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's looking like rape - Guillotine!

    #37

    Lil Ginge vs. Elf On The Shelf (Or Should That Be Floor? Haha). The Little Humans Freaked Out But The Elf Didn't Complain

    Lil Ginge vs. Elf On The Shelf (Or Should That Be Floor? Haha). The Little Humans Freaked Out But The Elf Didn't Complain

    sugar_and_ginge Report

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go Ginge! . . . And remember; next year you'll be three-times the size and really know what your claws are for!

    #38

    I Don’t Think Wally Is That Interested In Sharing

    I Don’t Think Wally Is That Interested In Sharing

    tillyandfozzy_spoodles Report

    #39

    When You Come Home From Work To See What Your Dogs Did All Day.. My Poor Kids Are So Upset. Thankfully Santa Saw The Dogs Being Naughty And Turned Our Elf Into A Chew Toy! Our Real Elf Flew Back To The North Pole And Will Be Back Tomorrow!

    When You Come Home From Work To See What Your Dogs Did All Day.. My Poor Kids Are So Upset. Thankfully Santa Saw The Dogs Being Naughty And Turned Our Elf Into A Chew Toy! Our Real Elf Flew Back To The North Pole And Will Be Back Tomorrow!

    movewithmeganrealestateteam Report

    xXxliezxXx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a great solution story!

    Ola Pe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good that Santa was on a duty😀

    Monilip
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is really clever

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No . . . don't get another one, and treat the dogs for doing you a favour!

    #40

    It Wasn’t Me, Elf Did Not Loose His Head, I Repeat, The Elf Did Not Loose His Head

    It Wasn’t Me, Elf Did Not Loose His Head, I Repeat, The Elf Did Not Loose His Head

    chitasticdolly_rex Report

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    #41

    Did Anyone Else Know That Cotton Candy Evaporates Over Night?

    Did Anyone Else Know That Cotton Candy Evaporates Over Night?

    swinter2780 Report

    #42

    Me To Daddy, Because I Didn’t Have Time “Can You Do Something With The Elf?” Apparently He Didn’t Either. Not Sure What Is Going On Here?

    Me To Daddy, Because I Didn’t Have Time “Can You Do Something With The Elf?” Apparently He Didn’t Either. Not Sure What Is Going On Here?

    aajjmm1982 Report

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    their creepy smiles say they aint even wanna explain themselves

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heay, we're all non-binery now, it's the plastics in the food supply wreaking havok with our hormones . . .

    #43

    Ffs Ruby!

    Ffs Ruby!

    vicky_scott01 Report

    R Carson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Empty heads-the bane of our culture.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good boy/girl (delete as appropriate) Ruby!

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the demon didn't come out

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it was made of chocolate

    #44

    We Had A Tragic Circumstance With Our Elf On The Shelf, Elfer, Lastnight. Full Thickness Burn To The Head With Charring. The Kids Are Devastated

    We Had A Tragic Circumstance With Our Elf On The Shelf, Elfer, Lastnight. Full Thickness Burn To The Head With Charring. The Kids Are Devastated

    nostalchick_rn Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devastated because this monstrosity survived?

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's another one down and a useful lesson to the kids about death - and grown-ups being dumb-a**e's

    #45

    Elf-Barbie Fishing Scene Was Super Cute... Until Barbie's Dress Slipped And Made The Elf Look Like A Creep

    Elf-Barbie Fishing Scene Was Super Cute... Until Barbie's Dress Slipped And Made The Elf Look Like A Creep

    Justin Carver Report

    Tambot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am surprised they did it by the kitchen sink... pain in the *ss to do any work/cooking that day! Haha

    #46

    Ddo Not Place Your Elf On A Chandelier, Even If It’s One That Rarely Gets Used

    Ddo Not Place Your Elf On A Chandelier, Even If It’s One That Rarely Gets Used

    laceybrook Report

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    something that is rarely used is something that is used at the wrong time

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh-haay! I'm lovin' this little sh1t devastation!

    #47

    Thought It Would Be Fun To Put The Elf On Top Of The Guinea Pig’s Igloo In Their Cage

    Thought It Would Be Fun To Put The Elf On Top Of The Guinea Pig’s Igloo In Their Cage

    lively.shell Report

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please dont keep plastic near ur pets......just don't...please!!!!

    Clown Jae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the brightest, I’d say

    Sarah Schumm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the guinea pug only took a couple bites.

    #48

    Elfette Took A Chocolate Chip Dump But Fell In (Not Intentional!!!)

    Elfette Took A Chocolate Chip Dump But Fell In (Not Intentional!!!)

    brittanysfontenot Report

    #49

    They Were Supposed To Be At The Beach, Until Louie The Bernedoodle Made It Onto The Countertop

    They Were Supposed To Be At The Beach, Until Louie The Bernedoodle Made It Onto The Countertop

    marypatt.thomas Report

    #50

    I Killed Our Elf. Psa: Elves Don't Like Light Fixtures

    I Killed Our Elf. Psa: Elves Don't Like Light Fixtures

    christinebunn Report

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're doing your eyeliner & keep thickening each side to try to even them out.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And . . . I've heard families don't like house fires!

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Now he's both black and white! Some people might like tgat

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    #51

    When You Try And Bring That Dreaded Elf Back And Someone Showers And Melts Your "Be Good" Message!

    When You Try And Bring That Dreaded Elf Back And Someone Showers And Melts Your "Be Good" Message!

    erinhawe Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this elf is an homophobic asshole! (French joke)

    #52

    Yep So This Is How Poor Auld Sebastian Was Greeted This Morning With A Definitive No And Thrown In The Sink

    Yep So This Is How Poor Auld Sebastian Was Greeted This Morning With A Definitive No And Thrown In The Sink

    prettyplannercreations Report

    Tambot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he can't touch him?!

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid's brighter than his parents!

    Wendy
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It rubs the lotion on it's skin ... "

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the beginnings of waterboarding about to happen

    #53

    Dog Got To The Elf Before I Could Save It

    Dog Got To The Elf Before I Could Save It

    meredith_colberg Report

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they launched the emergency escape pod

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one for the bin, the bin's NEED them!

    #54

    The Elf In The Burn Unit "Dad... Frank's Leg Fell Off!"

    The Elf In The Burn Unit "Dad... Frank's Leg Fell Off!"

    the_tao_of_jh Report

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these people burn themselves every-time they try to change a light-bulb? Staggering ignorance, the Fire Brigade must hate the little sh1ts.

    #55

    Elf On A Shelf Fail!! They Were Supposed To Be Sitting Around Nibbling On The Gingerbread House!! Warning: After A Couple Days Those Houses Aren't That Sturdy!! Think We Have An Elf Down, Somebody Call The Paramedics!!

    Elf On A Shelf Fail!! They Were Supposed To Be Sitting Around Nibbling On The Gingerbread House!! Warning: After A Couple Days Those Houses Aren't That Sturdy!! Think We Have An Elf Down, Somebody Call The Paramedics!!

    insta_armydelk Report

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, don't call the paramedics, call the refuse company . . .

    #56

    I Didn’t Have Flour For The “Snow” So I Used Sugar... Well

    I Didn’t Have Flour For The “Snow” So I Used Sugar... Well

    Jaycee Ingalls Mansfield Report

    ZooMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gluten and dairy make him misbehave? 😒

    #57

    Note To Self. Next Year Wait Till Morning To Write Poohs Note On Mirror

    Note To Self. Next Year Wait Till Morning To Write Poohs Note On Mirror

    lschultzy23 Report

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common sense isn't so common, is it?

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah; Elf on a shelf = dumb adults in the house!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Randy Marsh got internet again.

    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They tried to write a note on the mirror with foam and apparently forgot that gravity exists.

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    #58

    The Things I Do For My Kid... Bubble Popped... Looks Like Diarrhea... Elf Freaking Fail... Whatever

    The Things I Do For My Kid... Bubble Popped... Looks Like Diarrhea... Elf Freaking Fail... Whatever

    AmCo711 Report