30 Times Parents Tried To Excite Their Kids With ‘Elf On The Shelf’ But Failed Miserably
For those of you who have never heard of the Elf on the Shelf, it’s a Christmas tradition where a special scout is sent by Santa to watch over children. The Christmas elf observes the kids by day and each night returns to the North Pole to report whether they were naughty or nice.
While this custom is really exciting for the children, their parents have it a bit more complicated. Thinking of creative ideas and remembering to change the position of the doll 25 nights in a row can be harder than you might think.
Whether it's forgetting the elf in the fireplace or setting up the dolls so they look like something from a horror movie, often things don’t go as planned. Here are some of the most hilarious Elf on the Shelf fails that are too funny not to laugh at. So continue scrolling and make sure to upvote your favorite ones!
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I Happened To Look In Our Window And Noticed That When She's Backlit, It Didn't Quite Look As Cute As Intended
always encourage your kids to be murderers! (jk obv)
Load More Replies...The Elf on the Shelf tradition started from a children’s storybook which was published in 2005. The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition by Carol Aebersold and her daughter Chanda Bell was incredibly successful. Today, millions of families take out their elves every year for almost a whole month, from Thanksgiving to Christmas Eve, to spread the spirit of the upcoming holidays.
If you’re wondering how to start this tradition in your household, it’s quite easy. You buy the doll, customize it according to your preferences, and read the storybook with your children because it has all the information you need to know about your elf.
However, there’s one vital rule that the children need to follow—they cannot touch the elf or it will lose its magic. Plus, the elf only starts to move after the children fall asleep and creates mischief while running around the house, so the parents need to find a new place to hide it every night. If you wish to find out more details about the custom and the whole story, you can find it on their official company website.
Tried To Write A Fun Bathtub Message From The Elf, But It Turned Out A Little Cryptic
As adults, we know that Santa Claus isn’t real, but many of us remember the magic we felt when we thought he existed. Even though it’s generally best for parents to keep the number of lies they tell their kids to a bare minimum, the rules don't apply to the holiday season. Why is it considered good to tell our children the Santa myth?
Melinda Wenner Moyer, the author of How to Raise Kids Who Aren't A-Holes, wrote that stories about Santa and his little helper might actually be good for kids’ cognitive development. "Fantastical stories foster a type of imaginative play that sparks creativity, social understanding and even—strange as it may sound—scientific reasoning."
Daughter Ran Into My Room Screaming “What Is The Elf Doing To My Doll?” Well I Thought They Were Dancing
Things Got More Toasty Than Planned
According to the writer, Santa Claus belongs to the "good lie" category because by the time children find out the truth about him, they can already tell the difference between a good and a bad lie, so they don’t have any hard feelings for the parents.
"What Kris Kringle does do is feed the imagination. Kids picture him managing his elves at the North Pole, soaring through the sky or squeezing through chimneys," Moyer continued. Participating in fantasy play and adopting the role of Rudolph or Mrs. Claus in games "may cultivate a set of skills known as 'theory of mind,' which helps kids predict and understand other people’s behavior."
Did A Cute Angel Thing For The Elf. The Cat Thought It Was Litter And Did A Giant S**t On My Kitchen Side. My Poor Kids. We Go To Find The Elf And He’s Had A Giant S**t?
I love that. 😂 Thanks to them for protecting my delicate eyes that have never seen poop.
Load More Replies...Balding Barry... Our Elf’s Hat Came Off So We Decided To Super Glue It To No Avail. Hey, Let’s Use Nail Polish Remover To Get The Glue Off....laughing Hysterically Ever Since!!!
Nah, you can't use super glue on synthetic fabric :) it will melt
Yet, while some adults think of fun and creative scenarios for where to place the Elf, others are not so fascinated with the concept. Emma Shingleton, a parenting expert, said that while the kids might behave themselves when the elf is watching, there’s no guarantee that it will continue after Christmas.
Snow Angels In Sugar Turned Out Looking More Like A Crime Scene
USE WHITE SUGAR, THAN IT LOOKS LIKE A COKE FILLED BINGE! LOL
Load More Replies...Intruder Alert!
Does this count as touching the elf? I don't have kids, but even I know you don't touch the elf....
Elf On The Shelf Display Goes Horribly Wrong And Stains The Kitchen Floor
when people come to visit very calmly say, "Oh yes, our demon did that" and continue the conversation
Get rid of the little sh1t elf and you won't have accidents, just a thought!
Shingleton suggests a nicer alternative, a helpful elf who could support children in making good decisions. "Explain to your children that Santa's elf has been sent to homes to help them in the run-up to Christmas. They love to see children spreading kindness and joy, and then make the journey back to the North Pole each night to tell Santa all the lovely things children have been up to," the expert advised.
Set The Elf Up Eating Cheetos, And Didn't Notice Where I Sprinkled Them Until My Kids Started Laughing
Yeah sure they didn't notice considering there is only one out of the packet.
Right, just admit you staged it. I mean, it's still kinda funny.
Load More Replies...I Bit The Head Off The Kids Christmas Elf
Good boy! Very, very, very good boy for once! When we cynophobes take over the world, this one shall be spared.
The kids put peanut butter on the elf's head. They were sick of the narc elf ratting on them.
Well I Guess I Should Have Checked To Make Sure That There Wasn't A F***ing Elf In The Fireplace Before Turning It On
that's the elf's fault for thinking he OWNS THE PLACE AND CAN HIDE WHEREVER HE LIKES
Yeah... I really do think you should check for toys in the fireplace every time before you light it if you have kids. I know my kids' bouncy balls and other little toys have rolled under the logs more than once, elves aside.
After all that, it all comes down to your choice of what to believe. While some parents think that the Elf on the Shelf tradition is really annoying and time-consuming, it can actually be a lot of fun for adults too. Especially when something does not go as expected and you end up with a really messed-up elf and only a few hours left to think of what you're going to tell your children.
This Idea Looked Okay At That Time. Brandon Woke Up To Find Berry An Well Brandon Said That’s The Creepiest Thing His Elf Has Done And He Doesn’t Like It
I'm loving it. Save this for Halloween. Now a Halloween Card for Hallmark has arrived.
Lets traumatise the kids at Christmas with a creepy-looking stick doll little sh1t!
Poor Ken! Tried To Spread A Little Christmas Cheer At The Piano And Look What Happened
Can someone photoshop ken's legs under a 1970's house? Because this reminded me of the wizard of oz
So We Decided For “Buddy” To Have Some Lil Zipline Action, But Used Fish Wire Instead Of A Noticeable String, So Yea! Angelito Said He Seen Buddy Floating. He Is Scared Of Him Now
Start a GoFundMe for the therapy that kid is going to need down the road.
I Was Bound To Miss One Night
Oh sure elf...show up to The Birth drunk and pass out. Way to make a good impression.
Then you tell them he died, put the little sh1t in the bin and never mention it again . . .
Throwback To That Time We Set Our Creepy Elf On Fire Last Year. Ooops. Don’t Let Your Elves Sit On Light Fixtures, Y’all
These burnt elves remind me of the W***y Wonka Puppet Hospital and Burns Unit.
It reminds me of the poor person who spilled scalding McDonald's coffee in his/her lap in the drive thru. Get well soon, elf.
Getting Him Into A Balloon Isn’t As Easy As It Looks
Elf On The Shelf Was No Match For Booker The Boston
My Boston did the same thing when I was a kid. I remember screaming bloody murder that the elf was dead.
I wonder if pets pick up on some sort of energy directed toward these things that makes them take matters into their own hands (er paws). Seems like all the pets on here are trying to eliminate the elves.
Bearded Dragon Don't Like Intruders Even If They're Santas Little Helper
You go, dragon! Keep those invasive little creepy Elf puppets out of your territory...
this is ur last warning sarah.....dont u dare put anything in my home anymore u peasant
Found The Elf Covered In Nail Polish, So I Tried To Remove It And Fix The Elf's Face
Elf Was Hiding In A Balloon. Which Deflated Over Night And Now Looks Like He Is Waiting To Be Born. The Questions From Mister 8 This Morning Are... Colourful
I wonder how they even got the elf into the small opening hole of a balloon
When Your Husband Thinks Sitting On A Wall Sconce Was A Good Idea... Rip Chippy
Waiting for the inevitable post about the geniuses who burned their house down over this nonsense.
Don't dismiss him bc he's disabled!! Get him a prostethic leg or teach your kids about ppl also having missing limbs!
Excellent work Dad, nearly burned the house down with your kids inside, but excellent work on the little sh1t!
Set The Elf Up Near The Toilet, And He Promptly Fell In
He s**t himself when he fell. That's a long drop for a little Elf.
Load More Replies...Why why why would anyone even consider putting him on the toilet seat?
I Didn't Prepare For The Off Chance The Tape Didn't Hold. So My Children Woke Up To An Elf That Drowned In Last Nights Spaghetti Pot
Baby Boy Wakes Up And Searches For His Elf. He Finds Her And Says She Drew On The Bananas. I Asked What She Drew And He Says "Nothing, She Just Scribbled On Them"
Yeah, 'The Internet' assumed you were intelligent enough to get fresh bananas, forgetting you are also intelligent enough to buy one of those little sh1t Elfs!
New Puppy Got Ahold Of The Elf, And The Rest Is, Well
The doggos have got the measure of this problem and are dealing with it - listen to the Doggos!
I Seriously Forgot I Put The Freaking Elf In The Freaking Oven
I have the same question! is it some kind of ritual so they don't release a curse?
Load More Replies...When Daddy Puts Maxi (Rowen Named Him) Too Close To The Light Bulb You Tell The Kids He Got Frost Bite On His Way Back From The North Pole
"You see, son, that is called necrosis, and it is a very interestingly thing. Let me explain : you know, when people die, thanatomorphosis starts..."
Frostbite? That's a carcinoma, shoot the little sh1t with a bolt-gun and bury his ass!
Well....i Thought It Would Be Funny. My Kids... Not So Much 😂😂. Both Had Tears And Told The Elf They Didn’t Like Her Anymore
And then posted their pictures online when they were upset about it.
Load More Replies...I can forgive the parent for drawing on the kids' faces, because maybe the parent did honestly think the kids would find it funny. But I don't think it's cool to take photos of your kids when they're crying, and it's even less cool to post them to the internet.
The thing is, I could see where the *concept* could be cute. Use something designed to go on the skin - face paint, for example - and have the elf put a little heart or rainbow on the back of the kid's hand. This, though - moustache & "devil beard"? Using a marker (even the washable kind can stain the skin)? Taking pics of your kids when they're upset/crying? POSTING the pics???? No. This is just all kinds of wrong.
"on the back of the kid's hand"--Very good idea. This reminds me of when my little kids asked me the most random request: would I give them surprise temporary tattoos when they were sleeping? And I did! They slept through me applying a Halloween-themed temporary tattoo to their arm and the back of their hand. That was a funny morning.
Load More Replies...No you aren't. I absolutely hate that Jimmy Kimmel bit he does every year where he gets parents to tell their kids they ate all their Halloween candy and then they film the kids getting upset and put it on national TV! It's just mean, and anyone who finds such things funny is a bully!
Load More Replies..."What? You don't like being drawn on your face and publicly humiliated online? -We do as much as you will when we abandon you in the worst retirement home ever, ya evil bitch."
I am a terrible human being. I think this is funny! Just maybe not the right "kids" to try it on. Or maybe draw on yourself.
yeah the kids are to young to laugh about this me and my friends would do this all.the.time. and we would just laugh our asses off! but by the time we did this we were about 9 so not as sensitive as 5 year olds i think they look 5
Load More Replies...This Is Doing The Rounds On Fb And Insta.. Poor Elf
♪♫ And another one's down, another one's down, another one . . . bites the dust! Oh! ♪♫
Finn Attacked Rudolf, Our Elf! He Was Laying On The Counter Making Snow Angels And Now He’s Head First On The Floor! Rudolf Now Has Flour Stuck To Him From Being Licked To Death By Finn
Thomas Our Elf, Thought It Was A Bright Idea To Hide In The Light Fixture. Thomas Is Now Wearing A Scarf For The Remainder Of His Stay
Actually they seem to resist flaming up. They just melt, which is good considering the number of them that are put in ovens and on light fixtures etc.
Load More Replies...No! No, he's clearly dead, he's demised, he's an ex-Elf, he is no more . . . BIN!
Thought It Would Be Cute To Set Up A Candle Marshmallow-Roasting Scene... Until The Marshmallows Caught On Fire And Almost Burned The House Down
Really? Next, "Gosh, I thought it would be fun to have the elf holding a blowtorch while sitting on a bale of hay. Under a lightbulb. In the oven."
I know! I hope these are staged fails. If this was really an accident, I am concerned.
Load More Replies...There is a clear correlation on this page between buying an Elf and being dumb enough to try killing the family at Christmas . . .
So Clearly The Dog Feels The Same Way About Elf On The Shelf As I Do! He Went To Town With Poor Mr Elf And Then Left It Behind James' Curtains And I Have Spent All Afternoon Trying To Find The Damn Thing
i find elves already creepy....this is just another cherry on the top
What We Executed And How We Found Elfie This Morning!
Lil Ginge vs. Elf On The Shelf (Or Should That Be Floor? Haha). The Little Humans Freaked Out But The Elf Didn't Complain
Go Ginge! . . . And remember; next year you'll be three-times the size and really know what your claws are for!
I Don’t Think Wally Is That Interested In Sharing
When You Come Home From Work To See What Your Dogs Did All Day.. My Poor Kids Are So Upset. Thankfully Santa Saw The Dogs Being Naughty And Turned Our Elf Into A Chew Toy! Our Real Elf Flew Back To The North Pole And Will Be Back Tomorrow!
No . . . don't get another one, and treat the dogs for doing you a favour!
It Wasn’t Me, Elf Did Not Loose His Head, I Repeat, The Elf Did Not Loose His Head
the head is just doing some stretching (by an invisible thread) it's body
Did Anyone Else Know That Cotton Candy Evaporates Over Night?
Me To Daddy, Because I Didn’t Have Time “Can You Do Something With The Elf?” Apparently He Didn’t Either. Not Sure What Is Going On Here?
Heay, we're all non-binery now, it's the plastics in the food supply wreaking havok with our hormones . . .
Ffs Ruby!
We Had A Tragic Circumstance With Our Elf On The Shelf, Elfer, Lastnight. Full Thickness Burn To The Head With Charring. The Kids Are Devastated
Yeah, that's another one down and a useful lesson to the kids about death - and grown-ups being dumb-a**e's
Elf-Barbie Fishing Scene Was Super Cute... Until Barbie's Dress Slipped And Made The Elf Look Like A Creep
Ddo Not Place Your Elf On A Chandelier, Even If It’s One That Rarely Gets Used
something that is rarely used is something that is used at the wrong time
Thought It Would Be Fun To Put The Elf On Top Of The Guinea Pig’s Igloo In Their Cage
Elfette Took A Chocolate Chip Dump But Fell In (Not Intentional!!!)
They Were Supposed To Be At The Beach, Until Louie The Bernedoodle Made It Onto The Countertop
I Killed Our Elf. Psa: Elves Don't Like Light Fixtures
When you're doing your eyeliner & keep thickening each side to try to even them out.
When You Try And Bring That Dreaded Elf Back And Someone Showers And Melts Your "Be Good" Message!
Yep So This Is How Poor Auld Sebastian Was Greeted This Morning With A Definitive No And Thrown In The Sink
Dog Got To The Elf Before I Could Save It
The Elf In The Burn Unit "Dad... Frank's Leg Fell Off!"
Do these people burn themselves every-time they try to change a light-bulb? Staggering ignorance, the Fire Brigade must hate the little sh1ts.
Elf On A Shelf Fail!! They Were Supposed To Be Sitting Around Nibbling On The Gingerbread House!! Warning: After A Couple Days Those Houses Aren't That Sturdy!! Think We Have An Elf Down, Somebody Call The Paramedics!!
I Didn’t Have Flour For The “Snow” So I Used Sugar... Well
Note To Self. Next Year Wait Till Morning To Write Poohs Note On Mirror
They tried to write a note on the mirror with foam and apparently forgot that gravity exists.
Load More Replies...The Things I Do For My Kid... Bubble Popped... Looks Like Diarrhea... Elf Freaking Fail... Whatever
The biggest natural enemies of the Elf on the Shelf seems to be dogs and light bulbs, according to this post.
A disturbing number of people are unaware that light bulbs get hot.
Load More Replies...Elf on a shelf is some dystopian bullshit that proclaimed itself a tradition
I always found the Elf on the Shelf to be creepy and preferred the Jewish counterpart, the Mensch on a Bench.
It was supposed to be sweet, innocent, lighthearted, and fun. But we all know some people just can't help themselves and turned it into the complete opposite. Much like so many other things in this world going on. What was meant to be good, gets turned into bad or negative. You know we can't have nice things or good things. Without someone completely corrupting it. I'll never understand why people do that.
Load More Replies...Don’t put your dang elfs in ovens, on lightbulbs, or a heat source! 🤦🏽♀️
So many good pet boys and girls defending their homes against the creepy elf invasion...
I think the lesson I learned from this post is that people do really dumb things... putting flammable items in ovens, on light bulbs and near candles (how have they not caught their houses on fire?) and that elves and dogs don't go together unless carefully supervised. Also, if you do elf stuff, secure a multitude of elves before you start, just to be sure.
The biggest natural enemies of the Elf on the Shelf seems to be dogs and light bulbs, according to this post.
A disturbing number of people are unaware that light bulbs get hot.
Load More Replies...Elf on a shelf is some dystopian bullshit that proclaimed itself a tradition
I always found the Elf on the Shelf to be creepy and preferred the Jewish counterpart, the Mensch on a Bench.
It was supposed to be sweet, innocent, lighthearted, and fun. But we all know some people just can't help themselves and turned it into the complete opposite. Much like so many other things in this world going on. What was meant to be good, gets turned into bad or negative. You know we can't have nice things or good things. Without someone completely corrupting it. I'll never understand why people do that.
Load More Replies...Don’t put your dang elfs in ovens, on lightbulbs, or a heat source! 🤦🏽♀️
So many good pet boys and girls defending their homes against the creepy elf invasion...
I think the lesson I learned from this post is that people do really dumb things... putting flammable items in ovens, on light bulbs and near candles (how have they not caught their houses on fire?) and that elves and dogs don't go together unless carefully supervised. Also, if you do elf stuff, secure a multitude of elves before you start, just to be sure.
