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Everything in moderation. That's how the old saying goes. But as you can see from this hilarious list of drunk compiled by Bored Panda, some people just don't know when enough is enough. From mistaking bars of soap for fudge and driving cars into pools, to making random purchases online (like Jeff Goldblum showers curtains for example) and waking up with a toaster full of pasta, the people below might not have remembered the crazy stuff they got up to, but they probably remembered the hangover! Don't forget to vote for the funniest picture, and remember to drink responsibly!
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#1
Good Ride Home
Abhisek Chakraborty 8 years ago
I like this man. In spite of being this drunk, he remembered to text that he does not need the lift anymore
Carol McClellan 8 years ago
I'm just glad he remembered to call for a ride instead of trying to drive.
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#2
Note For Drunk Self
#3
Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend
Abhisek Chakraborty 8 years ago
Thats not drunk. thats "almost" possessed. Imagine coming back home to this without the lights on
#4
Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends
#5
After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone
#6
So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane
just a thought ! 8 years ago
Omg ! That looks really good ... I'm impressed by those lines , they're good for a drunk person
#7
Good Luck With That
#8
Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In
#9
Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?
#10
Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night
#11
Drunk Friends Did This
#12
Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man
Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
that is so creepy at least he didn't leave you out on the street but if i woke up in a stranger's house i would be freaked out
#13
Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text
Ella Hobasaurs 8 years ago
When that person just doesn't answer, so you answer yourself, lol sadly my life
#14
My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath
#15
Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section
#17
Drunk Mother
#18
Drunk Amazon Purchase
#19
Drunk Purchase
#20
You Know You're Drunk When
#21
I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12
#22
Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti
#23
Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme
JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
At least the dog isn't too worried looking, seems quite happy with his transformation!
#24
Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened
#25
Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today
#26
My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
Few years ago, in France (Bordeaux I think), a bunch of drunk guys stole a lama from a circus and wandered in the town taking pic and using streetcar. Seems that lama are good companion for drunk people
#27
Bagel Seeds
David Ross 8 years ago
I lov.e it! Think of how you could mess with airbnb clients all over the house..
#28
Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note
#29
My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This
#30
My Friends Got Drunk, 3d Scanned And Printed
#31
Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping
#32
My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today
#33
Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened
#34
We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us
Neeraj Jha 8 years ago
I like how you have used your Friend's not so amused face for size reference.
#35
I Found A Drunk Guy That I Tried To Help
#36
So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort
#37
Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This
#38
Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe
#39
Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top
#40
My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like
#41
Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This
#42
This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal
#44
Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed
#45
After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place
#46
Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?
#47
We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well
#48
I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts
#49
So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table
#50
Next President Of The United States Of America
#51
My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"
Beaver-Moose 8 years ago
Am i the only one that doesn't care about the pizza but is thinking THAT BIKE IS FREAKIN AWESOME!
#52
Got Blackout Drunk And Woke Up To This
#53
My Roommate Made Coasters Of Pics We Took Of Him Blacked Out
#54
After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map
#55
Drunk Me Was Determined Not To Lose My Earrings Last Night
#56
Drunk Me Responsibly Took My Contacts Out Before Going To Sleep
#57
Drunk Amazon Shopping Led To A Nice Surprise
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure that one who design this curtain was drunk too, or high.
#58
3 Years Ago, Happy Drunk, I Thought I Met Jake Gyllenhaal… I'm Now 90% Sure I Didn't
#59
Am I Too Late For The Drunk British People Bandwagon?
#60
Got Drunk, Bought A Stegosaurus. No Regrets. Never Regret Dino Garb
#61
My Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And Brought Home A Random Little Person Who He Just Met, Who Is Now Passed Out On My Couch And Snoring Like A Bear
#62
My Dog Wasn't Happy When A Drunk Friend Decided To Sleep With Her At 1 Am
#63
My Friend Improved Her Netflix Suggestions In One Easy Step
#64
Drunk Text
#65
Chatting With Abul From Boohoo Customer Service
#66
So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me
#67
My Friend Was Drunk When He Decided To Tattoo A Black Face Charmander With No Experience Or Artistic Ability. The Flame Saves It
Ged Maybury 8 years ago
Somehow - it's better than a thousand others. This Charmander has got BACKSTORY!
#68
I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day. 10/10 Would Buy Again
#69
Just Letting The Airport Know That Everything Is Okay
#71
I Broke Our Shower Curtain Rod Last Night While Drunk And Immediately Went To The Backyard And Handcrafted A New One
#72
Drunk Genius
#73
Totally Drunk And Thinking I Was Meeting Bono. Nailed It
#74
So My Brother Got Blackout Drunk The Other Night. He Found This In His Toaster The Next Morning
#75
I Got Drunk At A Red Wings Game And Woke Up To This Picture On My Phone. I'm The One Playing The Piano
#76
Got Too Drunk Last Night. Apparently My Cat And I Shared A Quesadilla Before I Passed Out
DeAnna Anderson 8 years ago
I had a cat once that loved Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza. If I didn't bring one for her, wow, she was in a mood.
#77
This Is A Piece Of The Bar Of Specialty Soap My Wife Bought That Apparently Drunk Me Thought Was Fudge
#78
Heard A Noise Downstairs, Went To Check It Out... Found Drunk Neighbor Like This
Tracey Roush 8 years ago
At least he's prepared for the morning with those two huge jugs of water
#79
Self Love
#80
I Was Drunk Last Night, Looks Like I Tried To Charge My Wallet Because I Was Out Of Money
#81
Drunk Photoshop Skills
Caroline Murphy 8 years ago
I don't see how when I've seen that exact same picture with a different background... So either this is a fake post, or you've done this twice and your mum's a moron
#82
Drunk Boyfriend Decided To Change The Name Of Our Soap Last Night
JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
Haha, this is great! My daughter (who was not drunk) just watched Deadpool last night and this part was stuck in my head. Come to work in the morning to see this? Perfect timing! Love it!
#83
My Drunk Roommate Left Me A Surprise This Morning
#84
My Roomate Came In Drunk Last Night And Without Saying A Word, Taped These To Every Single Packet Of Popcorn We Had. Revolutionary
#85
Drunk By The Campfire Eating Hotdogs When Suddenly... Deer!
#86
Not The Best Purchase For The Next Day Hangover
#87
My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four
#88
Drunk Me Should Not Be Allowed To Buy Things At 4am
#89
Drunk Hubby Thought He Grabbed A Pillow Before Passing Out
#90
So A Friend Got Really Drunk, Made A Few Phonecalls And Ended Up In A Mcdonalds Kitchen Making Himself The Most Awesome Cheezeburger Ever
#91
Drunk Me Tried Making Ravioli Last Night
Ged Maybury 8 years ago
We've got the victim, the murder weapon, and now a confession. Case closed!
#92
"He Said The Room Was Spinning And We Wanted To Help Him" - Drunk Girls At Party Last Night
#93
My Roommates And I Write Erotic Fridge Poetry When We Get Drunk
#94
Drunk Me Made My Lunch Last Night, I Like His Style
#95
So, This Is What I Woke Up To This Morning
#96
Drunk Me Thought I Was Onto Something
Debbie Meier 8 years ago
This beautiful snack should be a food group! I have made this, & many variations, throughout the years. A wonderful variation is hot wieners (lol, I haven't had a hot wiener in 20 years.) Take slices of light bread, top with a slice of meltable cheese, insert hot wienie, fold over, & bake until bread is crisp. YUM!
#97
Woke Up Hungover To This
#98
I'm Building A Wall So My Neighbors Can't See Me Drinking And Won't Suspect Me Of Being A Drunk
#99
Drunk Me Has Some Explaining To Do
#100
Drunk Me Made A Good Decision
#102
My Buddy Was So Drunk He Couldn't Ride The Tandem Home. My Other Buddy Improvised
#103
Me And My Mate Sam Got So Drunk We Facetimed Ourselves To Tell Us How Great It Was Going
#104
Brother Got Very Drunk At The Daytona 500 And Disappeared From Our Tailgate. When I Texted To Ask If He Was Ok He Responded With This. Yes, He Is Charging His Phone. No, He Did Not Have A Pit Pass
#105
My Drunk Dad Ordered 42 Hotdogs
#106
Drunk Me Is No Longer Allowed To Pack My Lunches. 8 Cheese Sticks, Some Gummy Cows, And Lucky Charms In A Bag With Milk
#107
I Guess My Roommate Ordered Pizza After Some Serious Drinking
#108
Drunk Me Still Isn't Saying What Happened, But I'm Fairly Sure That He Rolled In Around 4am
#109
So This Happened To My Neighbor Last Night... Don't Drive Drunk
#110
That Time The Sheriff Had To Tow My Drunk Ass Back To Shore
#111
Guess Which One Was Made With The Help Of Alcohol
#112
Woke Up To A Random Girl On The Couch Who Apparently Wandered Into The Wrong House
#113
My Friends Ordered Pizza While They Were Drinking Last Night. I Don't Think They Thought This Through
#114
For Two Days I Couldn't Find My Glasses, And Then I Found A Note From Drunk Me
#115
Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife
#116
My Drunk Friend Thought A Table Made A Good Blanket
#117
Instructions: Get Drunk. Preheat Oven To 450. Place Pizza On Middle Oven Rack. Go To Sleep
#118
Drunk Me Decided To Buy A T-Shirt. Naturally I Forgot About It, Until A Package Arrived In The Mail
#119
She Swears She Wasn't Drunk. She Hates Chocolate And We Do Not Play Tennis
#120
We Work At A Bar, After Closing Down (At 4am) We Walked Out To Find This Guy; Pants Down, Passed Out. We Took A Picture And Then Took One On His Phone For Him. (We Also Woke Him Up And Put Him In A Cab) But At Least He Got A Pic When He Woke Up
#121
Comfort Over Aesthetics
#122
Okay, No More Drunk Amazon Shopping
#123
Stumbled To Find This After A Night Of Heavy Drinking
#124
Got Wasted, Woke Up Like This
#125
The Little One Is Happy Though
#126
How I Found My Roommate After A Night Of Drinking
#127
Came Home Drunk And Decided To Have A Bath, This Is This Is The Result
#128
Got Drunk Last Night And This Is The Only Thing In My Pockets When I Woke Up
#130
When Your Friend Is Severely Intoxicated, Goes Missing For Several Hours And Turns Up Last Minute For The Train Home
#131
How My Drunk Roommate Tries To Get Me To Wake Him Up For Our 8:30 Class
Parmeisan 8 years ago
"Look down, wind may have blown notes away" "If worse comes to worse please physically pull me out of bed and onto the ground I can wear whatever" "I better be f*****g awake and standing next to you before you open this door" "Ignore any and all excuses I say please PLEASE for why I can't come to class" "I'm fer real" "PS it's 4:AM and I'm drunk that's why I ask this of you" "It's actually 5:00 am I'm f****d"
#132
She Told Me She Wasn't Drunk, Then Fell Asleep Like This
#133
It Was My Friend's 21st Birthday Last Week. He Passed Out Like This. And Yes, Those Are Pizza Rolls
#134
My Drunk Neighbor Waking Up For A Smoke Break
#135
My Sister Didn't Appreciate My Drunk Amazon Purchase
#136
My Drunk Friend Looks Like He Died For Our Sins
#137
How Drunk I Plan On Getting This NYE
#138
Found This Amazing Headline I Cut From A Newspaper A Few Years Back
#139
But When She Will Realise...
#140
In My Family When We Get Blackout Drunk, People Write Down What You Say And Hang It On The Fridge
#141
My Husband Came Home Drunk With A New Haircut Last Night
JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
But he came home drunk and snuggled up with you, that, in itself says a lot. :) Cute hair cut. How did he feel about it afterwards?
#142
I Just Found Where Drunk Me Left My Friday Night Dinner
Connie Martin 8 years ago
I can totally see this. Drunk you thought, "Hey look! It fits EXACTLY! How cool is that! I'd better leave it there to show everybody tomorrow."
#143
Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And I Woke Up To This In The Kitchen This Morning
#144
Drunk John Thinks Really Highly About Sober John
#145
Every Time I'm Drunk
#146
The Point At Which I Knew I Was Pretty Drunk
#147
Drunk Me Pretty Into A Conversation
#148
My Mother In Law Tried To Bake Some Round Sugar Cookies While Drunk
#149
I Think My Husband Was A Little Drunk Last Night. This Is A Contact Lense
#150
My Friend's Taken Lazy To A New Drunk Level
#151
It's Fine
#152
Accidentally Photobombed My Girlfriend's Sisters Engagement Photos After A Long Night Of Drinking
#153
Good To Know That I Stay On Top Of Things When I'm Drunk
#154
I Got Drunk And Tried To Make Mac And Cheese Last Night But I Accidentally Passed Out On The Couch For 3 Hours
#155
My Roommate Came Home Drunk, Put A Pizza In The Oven, Then Passed Out. 6 Hours Later And This Is The Result (Compared To Properly Cooked Pizza)
Sam Petter 8 years ago
Dude there's no need for comparison to know that this pizza is burnt to hell
#156
I Found This The Next Day After A Long, Long Night Of Excessive Drinking
#157
Chicken Nuggets And Tater Tots Slow Roasted In My Oven For 8 Hours While I'm Passed Out Drunk In The Other Room
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Pseudo Puppy 8 years ago
It's 2am over here in Sydney... I have insomnia.... and trying my hardest to not laugh out loud and wake up my flatmates who have to go to work in 3 hours.... Not an easy feat... THIS POST IS AWESOME!!! Ha!!
Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
For some reason I have a ridiculous laugh, so when I was trying not to laugh at these posts I was squealing like a pig.
Simon Rushton 8 years ago
His first miracle was to turn water to wine, he is chill.
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Pseudo Puppy 8 years ago
It's 2am over here in Sydney... I have insomnia.... and trying my hardest to not laugh out loud and wake up my flatmates who have to go to work in 3 hours.... Not an easy feat... THIS POST IS AWESOME!!! Ha!!
Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
For some reason I have a ridiculous laugh, so when I was trying not to laugh at these posts I was squealing like a pig.
Simon Rushton 8 years ago
His first miracle was to turn water to wine, he is chill.
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