“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)
When it comes to fashion, we like to think we’ve got an eye for what works… and what doesn’t. You’ve got to put your confidence on first! Wear your clothes—don’t let them wear you! And, please, for the love of God, have a style-savvy friend you can turn to for an honest opinion about your outfits.
‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress’ is a wonderfully funny and magical corner of the internet that documents an interesting phenomenon: the utter absence of fashion sense. Members of the Facebook group gently poke fun at strange dress designs that really don’t work.
Stroll (or is that scroll?) down the runway for some truly mind-boggling designs, Pandas! If these won’t make you say, ‘Oh, honey, no!’ nothing will. Which dresses did you think might haunt you in your nightmares? Were there any items of clothing that you actually liked? Tell us all about it in the comments. Just remember: it’s perfectly fine to critique the dress, but don’t ever make fun of the person wearing it!
In the mood for some more fashion disasters to chase away the blues? We’ve got you covered, Pandas! Check out Bored Panda's earlier features about ‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress’ right over here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.
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Oh- Oh My
And I tend to think the designers just want to show some a*s
Load More Replies...Designers: "We don't sexualize women." Also designers: "We're going to make cut-outs in the dress that frame your hoo-ha and butt cheeks."
Looks like a onesie a toddler would wear for easy on/off potty training
I can only imagine the astronomical wedgie this poor model is getting.
We got in touch with Lynn Taylor, the CEO at Behind the Buckle, and she was kind enough to answer our questions about fashion, and how the industry might change in the current economic climate. She highlighted the fact that if fashion isn't fun, it isn't fashion! Taylor is also a bestselling author, workplace expert, and blogger for Psychology Today.
She pointed out that there's still "some lingering uncertainty" as to whether or not the United States will enter a recession. However, "various fashion trends are now at play because of inflation—and a more cautionary environment," she told Bored Panda.
- "Price matters—Shoppers will place more emphasis on value and be more aware of price and discounts in the coming months. While consumer spending has dipped somewhat, the overall sentiment has been relatively strong. We could get a respectable holiday bump. Still, with the unsettled nature of what lies ahead, consumers will pay greater attention to sale items and focus on value for each dollar spent.
- Repurposed garments—With an eye toward sustainability, they will become more creative in repurposing more of what they already own. More people will be taking a closer look at their closet, for the gems they’ve overlooked as well as new combinations. In an eco-friendlier world today than ever before, they will be more open-minded to wearing apparel they might have dismissed earlier.
- Classic and basic—People will be more inclined to buy the basics, which will last and allow for maximum options as they mix and match separates. Smart shoppers will be looking for basic colors that offer maximum flexibility. For example, classic blue jeans, black pants, blazers, and garments that can be coordinated with ease.
- Accessories are big—Shoppers will look to accessories to make their wardrobe pop, create more multiple looks, and embrace their individualism. They realize that great shoes, belts, and the right jewelry can dramatically and affordably change their look. An example of repurposing your jeans with an accessory is at Behindthebuckle.com—where we patented a fashionable belt that allows you to repurpose tight and loose jeans with a hidden waist-adjusting feature. We’ll see more products like this that salvage your wardrobe.
- Resale will grow—Consumers will continue to buy second-hand clothing and visit thrift shops, as socially conscious purchases gain steam. Mainstream brands are now entering the resale market. Since the pandemic, this market has grown impressively. Shoppers also have more of an 'anything goes' mentality since the pandemic. They see opportunities to be more unique when exploring 'pre-loved,' one-of-a-kind garments."
When Ur Creepy Uncle Tries To Tickle You At The Family Reunion
Reminds me of having to cut shoulder pads out of things in the '80s because I've always been broad shouldered, and additional padding looked ridiculous 😂
At least the shoulder pads we had weren't on stilts!
Load More Replies...I Do Not Understand Fashion
Totally true. Haute couture - catwalk/runway fashion - is never meant to be worn by normal people on a daily basis. It’s mostly about being extreme in a way that people notice, and you achieve that by knowing the right noticed people. There are exceptions, but that’s usually how it goes; in order for your creations to be high fashion instead of pure lunacy, you need to know the right people and belong to one of the right fashion houses. If you’ve got clout with other high designers, you’re lunacy becomes high fashion. It’s the magic of expensive clothes.
Load More Replies...They had mercy for the model and covered her eyes both so she couldn’t see and therefore also cannot be identified as the person strutting that toilet paper bridal shower wedding dress around.
When you have an entire room full of ‘I might use it one day’, but your roomie says ‘Enough is enough! I’m drawing a line at the Elizabethan collars. Keep one if you have to, but throw out the rest! You’re never going to use all these!’ And you reply “challenge accepted”, with a smirk.
Meanwhile, Bored Panda wanted to get Taylor's opinion on what exactly the phrase that we should wear clothes, not let them wear us, entails.
"Focus on what looks and feels best for you. Love what you wear. You don’t want your wardrobe 'to walk in before you do.' It should be part of you. If you’re just trying to fit in with everyone else, don’t do it. If it looks mediocre on you, don’t buy it. If you’re over-enamored with the brand itself but not the actual look, think twice," Taylor, from Behind the Buckle, said.
"People will remember you more for a great look, color, and style that enhances your appearance. When we love what we’re wearing, we’re at our best. When we’re not ourselves in our apparel, it can be reflected in posture and overall disposition. Wear what gives you joy and boosts your confidence."
Taylor warned that it's easy to fall prey to thinking things like, “Everyone’s buying this; I need one,” or “This doesn’t fit right, but I like it.”
"A lot of this is triggered by impulse buying (it can happen during the holidays!). Think about the colors and styles where you’ve received the most compliments. While you’re not dressing to impress others, that can be a helpful data point. You often know inherently which looks really work. But some experimentation along the way is still a good idea. If fashion isn’t fun, it isn’t fashion!"
Sleeping Bag Inspired?
Anyone else thinking of pharaoh sarcophagi? Looks a bit like that famous one of Tut-Ankh-Amun...
Without the weird "shoulder connected to the head" part it would have been an astonishing dress. Theatrical, over-the-top, yes, but astonishing.
This Is From Thom Brown’s Ready To Wear Collection. Did Mickey Mouse Get Drunk And Tried On Minnie’s Clothes Before Getting Into An Bar Fight?
My thought exactly. How would you sit down, or get on the subway?
Load More Replies...I think designers are on drugs... heavy duty drugs.
Load More Replies...what in the fresh hell knick knack paddywhack frickity frockity FU--
Even The Designer Knew This Was Horrendous!
Oh wow, I'd forgotten all about them!!! no-god-no-...e6e833.jpg
Actually the perfect #MeToo dress. For those men who won't accept a simple 'no' so you really have to keep saying NOOOOO! to get them to finally leave you alone. This dress already says it for you, and if they still don't wanna listen, the dress is so big that they can't actually reach you anyway so you're safe from their hands.
Would have been the perfect social distancing dress a couple of years ago
I don't understand how designers benefit from showcasing these ugly things.
As there are even more stupid people attending these fashion shows, oohing and ahhhing at these and calling them “modern art” and “incredibly chic and creative”.
Load More Replies...62k Facebook users make the ‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress’ online community their home. The mod and admin team stress the fact nobody there should shame bodies or people. “We also are only shaming dresses. No shoes, hats, shirts, pants, etc. We take this very seriously. Hate isn’t welcomed,” they share.
The team also has the final say on whether or not any post makes it to the group’s feed. If you find that your pic got declined, then “find an uglier dress.”
The founder of the Facebook project, Mary Waldron, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda’s questions about the group, fashion, and dresses during a couple of chats a while ago.
Originally, the group was all about bad wedding dresses. It was only later that they expanded the scope of the page.
Wow Could This Get Uglier?
I was renovating my kitchen and ordered tiles... they were wrapped in something that looked exactly like this.
And you gave it to this model to wear.. lol
Load More Replies...The bodice was shaped in the microwave using two potatoes of different sizes.
She always wears weird stuff and I don’t know why she’s so opposed to eyebrows
The dress is so bad I didn't notice that till you said it 🤨
Load More Replies...Side note- why is this person being photographed? She dated Kanye West for 3 minutes and now I'm seeing her in every magazine. I'm so tired of the 'I'm going to dress weird because I want attention' people. I miss actual weirdos.
She was actually a weirdo making her own fashion and big in the New York and LA scenes before Kanye. And she always wears these awesomely crazy outfits to the market or running errands. That’s what made her notorious. Kanye elevated her to a larger stage is all.
Load More Replies......and maybe it's just me but what is up with the bleached eyebrows! Bordering on monstrous!
Looks Like A Shower Curtain
For some reason I really like this "dress" - it's pure "wtf is going on here"-vibes, it's chaos, it's awesome! That dress can probably unlock gates to parallel dimensions and will star in the next Dr. Strange film. Björk's swan dress is boring classic chic in comparison.
Yea this. Like I see this dress appearing in some weird arthouse movie where the protagonists realize they've actually been living in Ikea their whole lives.
Load More Replies...Yes! I was thinking this could be a goof Halloween costume if someone else portrayed Darla
Load More Replies...this is just my opinion: I hate this whole look. The dress is horrble, the hair doesn't match and she looks so uncomfortable.
I've watched her on Graham Norton show, she said she likes her dresses to be weird, the weirder the better.
Load More Replies...Did she win the dress at the county fair? Does she know it’s going to die and start to smell really bad in a couple days?
I Don’t Even Know What Is Going On But All This Can Be Yours For Only $1,590
I goona give you a choice: you can either have pockets or a nice dress. You can't have both. (with the voice of Robert De Niro)
Not too bad for a 6 years old operating a sewing machine for the very first time.
Reminds me of that kid who wanted to be a pair of pants for Halloween. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/salvadorhernandez/little-boy-pants-costume-halloween
Looks like an article of clothing that would be in a post apocalyptic world/game setting.
“I never expected it to be such a big group, but honestly, I should have because, at the time, shaming groups were a big trend on Facebook,” she said that the group had first started getting more and more attention around six months after it was created, a couple of years ago.
Why Have Just One Wedding Dress When You Can Combine Ten In A Hideous Mish-Mash?
Could only afford/desired it on the exposed leg? Those are all crystals not regular shimmering tights.
Load More Replies...Ok controversial take but it's not THAT bad. It's not GREAT (to me) but I've seen so much worse.
Yeah, this one is definitely a look, but it’s fine. She looks happy
Load More Replies...Her shoes don't match, and his trousers and jacket are both too short!
Is it weird I don't COMPLETELY hate it. It's an odd choice but hey it's well made and honestly I've seen worse
He is in our football representation, (Croatia), and this was for their vhurch wedding. For their civil wedding she had an ok dress. She was preagnent the first time around so she wanted to flex her figure the second time I guess. adriana-i-...KMubsB.jpg
It's not that bad, she's clearly covered modestly. Perhaps She wanted to feel like a queen covered in sparkly crystals, there's nothing wrong with that. They look happily in love. Good health to them both!
Load More Replies...Is She Coming From A Wrestling Tournament That Took Place In The Mud?
Ah yes so you have to constantly tell everyone "no no my dress isn't dirty, it's a special design you see"
Idk How They Can Call This A Dress…
At first glance I seriously thought this was a burp cloth or reusable menstrual pad
"Looking back, I think the thing about shaming groups in general that brings people together and really resonates with them is the idea that there are things so bad out there that they feel compelled to share them with everyone for a good laugh, just like when a group of kids in school will see a teacher with a really bad tie and make a few jokes. To me, it’s that same concept, just on a much larger scale, that really makes these groups what they are,” founder Mary shared with us during an earlier interview.
So Creative
The model is summoning all their willpower to walk around in this. You can see the determination in their eyes.
I believe the photographer is a vampire, because you can't see it's reflection.
You're right, I don't see a photographer, for that matter, nor do I see how this thing is being held up. I think the oddity of design has overshadowed the fact this thing doesn't obey physics lol.
Load More Replies...I feel kind of sorry for this girl. She almost looks like she's fighting back tears.
It is like the fancy version of barrel and suspenders like from cartoons when someone loses their clothes
I don't get it. What is the "fashion statement" this makes? Bring back those massive public ashtrays?
Has anyone noticed how miserable the models look in these fashion shoots? I think if I were wearing something like this down a runway, I'd really have to question my choices in life.
They're supposed to. They're supposed to have a neutral to slightly annoyed look to not distract from the clothing. Think of them as walking clothes hangers, that's their job.
Load More Replies...I Want This To Be Camp So Bad But It Just Hurts
Just remember, this went through a number of review phases with talented designers and they still thought it was a good idea.
Last time I saw a pair of shoes like that it had a house on them :D
why does her face looks like she had to step out of the shower because the warm water ran out?
So So Many Questions!
"Just let me grab my lip balm...I think it's in the fifth pocket from the bottom on the left...wait...maybe third pocket from the top in the back ..?
Load More Replies...Well, she can carry all the fishing supplies available so you always have what you need when you are put there fishing
"The group name was actually inspired by a comment on a post in the group, ‘That’s it, I’m wedding dress shaming,’" she said.
"The group was originally just a wedding dress shaming group called ‘You Can’t Slap On A White Skirt and Call it a Wedding Dress,' but over time, as more and more people joined, I decided to allow other types of dresses.”
I Absolutely Hate It
Are her hands holding the fabric over her boobs, or is it just sticking there somehow?
Try to get that amount of Hollywood tape off and you'll have carpet burn for weeks.
On the plus side, she won't have to pay for a wax this month. ;-)
Load More Replies...When you have to literally glue it to your fake boobs, it's not a dress. It's taffeta pasties.
Those shoes are hideous, too. And why are her feet so shiny? Looks like they've been oiled.
The shoes are horrible. I remember seeing Anne Hathaway with the those shoes and she seemed so uncomfortable and awkward... And yes, I know this colour is trendy right now but it looks good only on some people, the Winter types. She looks good in it to be fair but I've seen some Autumns and Soft Summers wearing it and they looked awful.
Don't move too quickly, lady, or one or all of your goodies will be on display! Seriously it could be all at once!
I Didn’t Cover The Face Bc It’s Lizzo. I Love Her But That Is A Bed Sheet
I was thinking how hard it would be for her to sit down, then I realised she probably has her own chair underneath all that.
"spectacular" on lizzi but i wear it out and suddenly its "must have 4gotn her medication 2day"
I don't get how she can move without four people helping manage the dress.
I'm sure she had at least one person, probably two, to help set the dress up as she walked from mark to mark for photos. Many do when wearing such an extravagant dress.
Load More Replies...For Those Growing Up In The 2000s, Can We All Take A Moment To Remember Harper Finkle From Wizards Of Waverly Place? What An Icon
Took the song "Rubber Ducky You're the one" by Ernie on Seseme Street, seriously
What are they talking about?? "Fashion Fail' pfft... This is brilliant!
Mary said that the dresses that really get her attention (in a bad way) are the ones that look like “they could fall off, tear, or just completely malfunction at any given moment. But outside of the group, I try to keep an open mind when it comes to fashion because a person’s taste is as unique as their own.”
What In The Freshly Groomed Poodle Is This. (Ultra Famous So Haven’t Concealed Identity)
It's one of those toilet paper dolls that your granny or elderly aunt has in the loo
Load More Replies...The white bows really take it up a few notches from 'ugly' to 'disasterously ugly'.
It might actually have some hope... if the bows were undone!
Load More Replies...Justin knows the dress is bad, but he doesn't want to say anything that will get him in trouble.
But it looked so good in the window (that is: the window of my car as I went through the car wash)
For A $1500, You Too Can Look Like Car Wash Brush
I remove dust from the upper part of my shelf with something like this but it's on a stick
For Sale On Shein. I'm Sure Everyone Will Run Right Out And Snag This Beauty
It’s like they took parts from 5 or 6 different dresses and just sewed them together and said good enough
Model: They can see my bra what shall I do? Designer: Hang on lets use these old shower puffs and Voila!!!
actually, you take off the weird flower b@@b things and I wouldn't mine haveing it~
I don't even mind the flower things, gives it a Carmen Miranda feel
Load More Replies...If it looks this bad in the photograph, I can only imagine the monstrosity you’ll get in the mail. Shein is known for stealing images and the work of other designers producing some of the worst quality knock offs.
Load More Replies...she: hey i got u a present, i think it suits u.. bf:oh rlly? can i see it now? her:
“If a dress makes you feel happy when you wear it, then you wear it relentlessly because your body is your own to dress how you want to,” she said that what’s most important is how you personally feel about your clothes, not the internet.
Btw It's $1300
I'm old enough to remember carbon copy paper looking exactly like this
Just let your cats fight on top of an old slip for exactly the same effect plus some added fur for free
So just basically slap on a really expensive price tag and it's all of a sudden 'chic.'
it looks like they put blue construction paper in a shredder and used clear glue to make that
I actually saw someone wearing a pillowcase with holes cut out for the head and arms, just a couple weeks ago. Dang. No, not homeless.
Load More Replies...Ugh The Tiktokers Are At It Again Not Censoring Their Face B/C They’re Verified On Tiktok
Verified? Don't you mean certified? "This certificate indicates that the patient has been assessed by a medical practitioner and it has been determined the patient is not mentally competent..."
Confused As To How They Got It On
This is from iris van herpen, she’s very celebrated for her amazing sculptural dresses. They movie beautifully. I don’t really think this belongs on this list tbh
It's certainly not wearable but c'mon, it's a masterpiece! It's like watching a painting or a sculpture, its purpose is to be beautiful and just stand there.
I don't know, but fairy lights on it and boom, jellyfish. It could look pretty like that
The model looks extremely thin. I think this is more worrying than the hideous outfit. I don't think she can keep her weight without starving and ruining her health.
This is absolutely stunning, and relatively tame/simple by Iris van Herpen's standards. I adore some of her elaborate, skeletal pieces. Seeing her work at the Royal Ontario Museum a few years back was one the most worthwhile exhibits I've ever been to. Yes, they are museum pieces more than they are functional clothing, but that's the point.
According to Mary, the founder of ‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress,’ it can be great for a designer when their designs get a lot of attention. Whether or not the design itself is pleasing to the eye is another question entirely.
Somebody Needs To Do A Wellness Check On Louis Vuitton. They Seem To Have Seriously Gone Off The Rails! The Current Collection Swings From Bdsm To Girly, Frilly Baby Doll Dresses
Is it just remnants of LV suitcases and bags sewn together last minute? Cause that's what she's serving me.
I could wear my Louis Vuitton... yes, it's certainly making me look.
What Is This Yellow Dress Thing Whatever
Um yes please! If you need me, I’ll be in my hibernation Snuggie, tent, sleeping bag thing for the winter.
Considering how cold it is out, give me arm holes and I'd rock it.
"the Unexpected" well, that was Unexpected... But don't expect to sell them.
Well, they don't have to roll out the sleeping bag when they go camping.
$800 For Old Timey Underwear, Folks
I have something similar. I wore it on Halloween with a long black wig.
Oh boy, now I can reenact churning butter and dying of dysentery!
“Goddammit Beth now who’ll ford across the Platte River while I treat my rattlesnake bite?!”
Load More Replies...It looks like my grand aunt nightdresses... I'm going to warn her she could be rich by selling them 😂
Authentic 18th and 19th century clothing is getting popular in some areas. Many people are studying how the cloths were made and making their own replicas. I watch women in 3 different countries who do this. Still, seems a bit pricey to me.
I made this exact same nightgown in Home Ec when I was 12! From a bedsheet. :)
Meanwhile, when it comes to giving your friends fashion advice, the word to keep in mind is ‘tact.’
"I think the important thing when sharing opinions on another person’s outfits is tact, it comes across as rude if you simply say, 'Your dress is ugly' and the other person may not be as willing to listen to you, but if you were to say, 'I don’t think that dress is very flattering for your figure, try this other dress.' It sounds less critical and gives you the chance to give them a better option," she told Bored Panda.
Not Hiding Faces Cos This Person Is Famous. Just... Um. Why?
It must be a new safety protocol to carry around bags of blood. That or she's a vampire and is just carrying her lunch.
Are those tumors? Pustules? Infected blisters? Alien pods? cheese for a snack later? So many questions
Sometimes you just gotta tell your stylist no...sorry I meant HELL NO. Tf is this?
Celebrities are those we know...out of 60 Comments, no one knows [or cares] who she is. All we know is her poor taste...a dress saddled with dust collectors. Actresses/actors pretend for a living...no one respects them.
Load More Replies...Was Reading A Fb Article. Tons Of Wedding Dresses But This One Takes The Cake
Im assuming this is a gypsy wedding in Britain, pretty common to try to have the biggest dress
Yes, gypsy wedding style and good taste are usually divided. horror-sho...6018e1.jpg
In all that, the parts I hate are the ball cap and the "oops, was that me" face.
I actually like the girls dress, just not the crown… and the suit is ugly.
I was thinking that too, I like the swirl in the skirt a lot
Load More Replies...WHY HAVE YOU CHOSEN TO COSPLAY AS AN ORANGE CREAMSICLE POP AND A CHEETO
If You Took The Sleeves Off This It Wouldn't Be As Bad
Yes there's a sloth vibe there with that one hand 😳
Load More Replies...This is just a jacket with the shoulders cut out ... seriously do people make money from selling these?
Cover the entire arm and give it some 80’s Dynasty-style shoulder pads and you’ve got a winner!!
Why does this look photoshopped? Maybe they couldn't get a real person to wear it for any amount of money!
I Absolutely Love Her But Yikes
I like it too! It does sorta look like a pool matress, but like, cool scifi pool matress.
Load More Replies...Not Blocking Her Face Because She’s Famous, But What The Heck Is This? I Know I Would Fall Flat On My Face If I Wore This Lol
When she went back home, she can take out the gloves & shoes and go straight to bed!
Load More Replies...I Don’t Know What’s Worse: The Dress Or The Fact It Was Originally $895.00
Better question how was it originally sold out??!?
Load More Replies...As I was scrolling down, I was thinking, "not bad," until I got to the bottom.
There’s a reason we missed it the first time. Bet it’s not even a restock, but something hideous that was thrown in the back last time it didn’t sell, that they’re now trying to p**n off as having been sold out and back in stock. Basically, they’re just trying to clean out the back room.
This looks like it was made from the leftover stock of a factory that made housecoats and industrial garments in the 70s.
The price, it's the price the worse part. The original or final one, both.
REstocked (sic) Alert. Missed it the first time? Did you ever consider I missed it on purpose?
I realize plaid is pronounced PLAD, but in this case it should be pronounced PLAYED as in, if you buy this you have been played.
It’s Not Giving What I Think It Thinks It’s Giving
It certainly is on her right leg. It's swelling beneath the strap because the blood can't flow through there. That's terrible.
Load More Replies...Runway clothing aren't meant to be worn, they were meant to inspire. Until there came people along like lady Gaga who do wear it.
That may be, but it's still fun to laugh at how absurd some of it is.
Load More Replies...i am goign to Walmart, buying a bag of raffia, a roll of duct tape, and a box of trash bags and gonna be a fashionista and make a jillion bucks!
I bet most of these are definitely for the shock value. Designers don't have very many designs nowadays that aren't just a 'freshening up' of old designs. So they need to put some 'what the heck' dresses out there to keep their names in the public's eye.
Runway clothing aren't meant to be worn, they were meant to inspire. Until there came people along like lady Gaga who do wear it.
That may be, but it's still fun to laugh at how absurd some of it is.
Load More Replies...i am goign to Walmart, buying a bag of raffia, a roll of duct tape, and a box of trash bags and gonna be a fashionista and make a jillion bucks!
I bet most of these are definitely for the shock value. Designers don't have very many designs nowadays that aren't just a 'freshening up' of old designs. So they need to put some 'what the heck' dresses out there to keep their names in the public's eye.
