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These 30 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (WARNING: Some Are Really Dark)
To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies, then 3 to 7 more in residency, before finally getting your license. To endure this much of student life, you either have to be really determined, a little bit coo-coo, or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.
With so many years spent pursuing a career, many funny stories and medical jokes are bound to be accumulated. And since people say that laughter is the best medicine, we have compiled a list of the best doctor memes from all around the internet. And who among us hasn’t had a memorable visit to the doctor? You get poked, prodded and asked some pretty bizarre and invasive questions.
Well, what happens when you combine these uncomfortable stories with the less than memorable faces on stock photos? Hilariously funny memes. Yes, our collection of photos below will have you chuckling from the waiting room to the exam room. From horrifyingly expensive doctor’s visits to awkward questions, it's all there. Scroll down below to see the comedic side of all the things about going to the hospital you never thought could be funny. There's also a good chance, that if you yourself are a doctor, you'll find these funny memes about work very relatable.
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Psychotherapist
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Connect The Dots
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We Are All Going To Die
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Meirl
Evelien Stijger Martens 1 year ago
O have the opposite, they tell me its oke, but i want the numbers
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And The Credit Goes To...
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Language Differences
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
You need universal healthcare in Australia, everything that lives there either has sharp teeth, too many legs and is hungry or a kangaroo will kick your face off ;)
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Are You Going To Save Me?
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Dying From Curiosity
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Medical Students
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Put It Back!
#18
Naughty Gall Bladder
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We Edited It
#20
Uncooperative Patients
#21
What Brings You Here Today
#22
Gardening Nurse Style
#23
Be Positive
#24
Good News
#25
Funny Doctors Memes
#26
Just A Few More Likes
#27
Internal Bleeding
#28
Exactly Three Pills
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Don't Touch It Then
#31
Nurse Jokes
#32
Drawing Blood
#33
Perfect Coincidence
#34
Who Needs Doctors Anyway
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Is He Sick?
#36
Just A Scratch
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Well Then
Olivia “Olive” 7 years ago
Am I the only one who heard the bredhftb crash weird sound at the end?
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Surprise!
GlassOfWater 7 years ago
Reminds me of the "You can't get pregnant at night coz the sperm is sleeping"
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About To Go Viral
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Identify The Nerve
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Light Pressure
#42
Funny Doctors Jokes
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It Looks Like
#44
High School vs. Med School
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What Do You See
#46
Horsepills
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Patience
#48
Funny Doctors Jokes
#49
Health Insurance
PeachPossum 7 years ago
True story. Doctor: "You need cataract surgery. That'll cost about $8000." Friend: "I don't have health insurance." Doctor: "Oh, well, in that case, it'll cost about $500."
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All Right
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Bad News
#52
Good Handwriting
#53
Proving Them Wrong
#54
Insurance Should Cover It
#55
Are You Seeing Someone
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16 Hour Shifts
gustavo silva 7 years ago
Once I went for a 72h straight shift. Couldnt bare the sunlight afterwards. Everything was funny to look at, even stoplights
#57
Don't Go There Then
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Dermatologist's Nemesis
#59
Pleasant Conversation
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A Complicated Case
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He's Not With Us Anymore
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Infectious Disease
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Medical Bills
Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Sorry that your mother was in so much pain. Awful. However, you could have given that information up front. It isn't exactly fair to tell people to hear the story first before criticising when you didn't take the opportunity to tell them the full story first. With more information it is clear your mother was in a lot of pain and they needed to investigate this - assuming they didn't know at the start that she had the gall stones? So was the price literally for the Advil alone or were there costs for investigating the cause of her pain? Not that I doubt that a pill would cost silly money. In the UK when I've been told I needed a stronger version of a drug that I could buy over the counter at the pharmacy they just tell me to buy the cheaper version at the pharmacy and take more of them until I reach the dosage they would have prescribed me.
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Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
All too true. This is why you should examine your medical bill - and don't be afraid to dispute any charges.
Miriam Brose 7 years ago
This existing thing is always the funniest. Mr. Krabs can be such an a*s. :'D
Bradley Roon 7 years ago
There are oncology nurses who give little kids a teddy bear after chemo hospitalizes them - and it cost the parents TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!! In Georgia a couple years ago a guy was bit by a rattler-knew you can get antivenom for about $900 on ebay. He ended up w/2 shots - his bill was OVER $85,000!!!!! On the other hand an survival expert with herbal knowledge was 4 days from any way to get out, no cell signal (or phone) and climbing a cliff when a rattlesnake bit his hand. NOT a dry bite. He climbed down to the creek, chewed plantain and put it on the bite as a poultice - it turned black in 20-30 minutes. He also chewed it up and swallowed/ate it. After 24 hours his hand was okay. Why? Because your connective tissue is held together with hyaluronic acid and pit vipers, brown recluse spiders and black widows have an enzyme - hyaluronase that ruins the acid and dissolves YOU. The plantain (comfrey too) stops this process AND has phytochemicals which stimulate new cell replication.
Bradley Roon 7 years ago
Oh - he kept changing the black poultices - sorry to forget that part above.
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Louise Brigance 7 years ago
Considering how medical cost keep going they should move the decimal point and add a few zeros
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Lucky Chance
Ian Osmond 7 years ago
I just finished an EMT class. One of the things we learned is that ambulances handle like big, top-heavy box trucks with terrible suspensions that are filled with fragile things like EMTs and patients. And rolling your ambulance over is negatively correlated with patient outcome. The things handle terribly, have no visibility, and are driven pretty much constantly. Also, most other drivers seem unable to see giant box trucks with flashing lights and sirens on them, and most EMT fatalities happen when you're going through a red light with lights and sirens on and someone fails to notice that fact and T-bones you. Most NON-fatal career-ending injuries happen when you lift with your back instead of your legs.
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Good News And Bad News
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You're On Your Own
#74
Peace Is Coming
#75
Funny Doctors Memes
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Simple Answer
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Call Me An Ambulance
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Parallel Lines
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Not You Though
#80
Hurting The Feels
#82
Well, I Told You So
#83
Funny Doctors Memes
#84
What Should We Call It
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Small Pinch
#86
Very Positive Tests
Thomas Kolev 7 years ago
I actually saw someone on Facebook thinking that her HIV test being positive was a good thing.
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An Apple A Day
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Med School
#89
Just Like My Cell Phone
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How Much You Slept
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A Rare Disease
Maria Campbell 7 years ago
Nope, mine says, Please leave, all too complicated. Or at least pay me more money, then it is a good disease.
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Nebula 7 years ago
When your parents are Christian doctors so the “Thanking God only” memes don’t make sense... dw, we always make sure to thank the doctors as well. After all, they did perform the operation
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
Well, some religious people don't give the doctor any credit.
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Magdalina777 7 years ago
Ha! Didn't know dark humour was allowed here :P While normally I'm not a big fan of it, some of those made me laugh out loud and it does actually make a refreshing break from all the "and it went viral" "and the pictures will change your life forever" "it will make your heart beat faster" "people can't believe their eyes" "the internet is in awe" etc around here. Dark humour has its place as long as it's not intentionally malicious and you don't take it too seriously.
Echo 7 years ago
This is spot on. I appreciate you taking the time to put this out there. Everyone sees things in their own way, and some see this as just completely inappropriate, but it is not done with malice. If there is no malice and it can help someone laugh about the problems they have then it is dark humor. Sometimes dark humor helps. Others it doesn't.
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Jodine Klein Holloway 7 years ago
These are jokes, people! If you don't like jokes, Don't read memes!
Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
Some good ones but if a BP employee wrote the untagged ones, don't lower yourself to appeal to knuckleheads with that textspeak and poor use of English. I come here because it's actually got some substance. Thanks.
PostMortem 7 years ago
I feel like I have permission to laugh at these because of my medical problems...
Miss Cris 7 years ago
I found quite some of them disrespectful to ill people and in general to not medical staff. They all live in XIX century, where other places you hear people telling each other "hello, doctor", "how are you, doctor?", "well, doctor",...
owen susan 6 years ago
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Miss Cris 7 years ago
In some european countries we are also fighting against the word that medical stuff give to the people that go there: patients???!!!! Well, it's a word that mean "waiter" and we are smart active people, not a thing athat only stands there and wait when a "doctor" can touch him/her, ask whatever and do WHATEVER without asking before nor explaining everything and giving options. Is this staff who is working for us.
Happiness is Hippo 7 years ago
Which part of Europe are you from? Patients are different from patience, it is not the same word! In the parts of Europe I live and have visited, most people are extremely grateful to medical staff for their hard work in difficult circumstances. I have never experienced anything like your description of standing like a piece of furniture while a doctor does “whatever” - that’s NOT normal!
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diane a 7 years ago
i had a recent bout of Gastroenteritis - was treated for severe dehydration and woken up - to be discharged at 2am
Mark Johanen 7 years ago
If it's absurd to be grateful to God for a successful operation, because your gratitude should all go to the doctor, than by the same reasoning, it's absurd to be grateful to the factory workers who built your new car, because your gratitude should all go to the salesman who handed you the keys.
Echo 7 years ago
Pretty certain this would be considered a fallacy if you posed this argument in a debate.
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Nebula 7 years ago
When your parents are Christian doctors so the “Thanking God only” memes don’t make sense... dw, we always make sure to thank the doctors as well. After all, they did perform the operation
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
Well, some religious people don't give the doctor any credit.
Load More Replies... Magdalina777 7 years ago
Ha! Didn't know dark humour was allowed here :P While normally I'm not a big fan of it, some of those made me laugh out loud and it does actually make a refreshing break from all the "and it went viral" "and the pictures will change your life forever" "it will make your heart beat faster" "people can't believe their eyes" "the internet is in awe" etc around here. Dark humour has its place as long as it's not intentionally malicious and you don't take it too seriously.
Echo 7 years ago
This is spot on. I appreciate you taking the time to put this out there. Everyone sees things in their own way, and some see this as just completely inappropriate, but it is not done with malice. If there is no malice and it can help someone laugh about the problems they have then it is dark humor. Sometimes dark humor helps. Others it doesn't.
Load More Replies... Jodine Klein Holloway 7 years ago
These are jokes, people! If you don't like jokes, Don't read memes!
Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
Some good ones but if a BP employee wrote the untagged ones, don't lower yourself to appeal to knuckleheads with that textspeak and poor use of English. I come here because it's actually got some substance. Thanks.
PostMortem 7 years ago
I feel like I have permission to laugh at these because of my medical problems...
Miss Cris 7 years ago
I found quite some of them disrespectful to ill people and in general to not medical staff. They all live in XIX century, where other places you hear people telling each other "hello, doctor", "how are you, doctor?", "well, doctor",...
owen susan 6 years ago
Natural Herbs have cured so many sickness and diseases that drugs and injection cant cure. I've seen the great importance of natural herbs and the wonderful work they have done in people's lives. i read people's testimonies online on how they were cured of Herpes,Stroke,Hiv,gonorrhoea, Diabetics,Cancer,Lyme disease etc by Dr. Ameola herbal medicine, so i decided to contact the doctor because i know nature has the power to heal anything. I was diagnosed with Herpes for the past 8 years but Dr. Ameola cured me with his herbs and i referred my aunt and her husband to him immediately because they were both suffering from Hiv and they were cured too. I know is hard to believe, but am a living testimony. There is no harm trying herbs. He is also a spell caster, he cast spells to restore broken marriages and a good luck spells to prosper and excel in life. You can Contact him on ( ameolaherbalhome@gmail.com ) or WhatsApp him via +14158551136
Miss Cris 7 years ago
In some european countries we are also fighting against the word that medical stuff give to the people that go there: patients???!!!! Well, it's a word that mean "waiter" and we are smart active people, not a thing athat only stands there and wait when a "doctor" can touch him/her, ask whatever and do WHATEVER without asking before nor explaining everything and giving options. Is this staff who is working for us.
Happiness is Hippo 7 years ago
Which part of Europe are you from? Patients are different from patience, it is not the same word! In the parts of Europe I live and have visited, most people are extremely grateful to medical staff for their hard work in difficult circumstances. I have never experienced anything like your description of standing like a piece of furniture while a doctor does “whatever” - that’s NOT normal!
Load More Replies... diane a 7 years ago
i had a recent bout of Gastroenteritis - was treated for severe dehydration and woken up - to be discharged at 2am
Mark Johanen 7 years ago
If it's absurd to be grateful to God for a successful operation, because your gratitude should all go to the doctor, than by the same reasoning, it's absurd to be grateful to the factory workers who built your new car, because your gratitude should all go to the salesman who handed you the keys.
Echo 7 years ago
Pretty certain this would be considered a fallacy if you posed this argument in a debate.
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