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For most of us, Disney movies are nostalgic, reminding us of our childhoods and the cozy afternoons we spent surrounded by our loved ones. As we grow up, our perspective changes and we reevaluate some of the things in our lives. However, we usually don’t realize that we’ve got our rose-colored glasses on when it comes to the things that make up the foundations of our childhood.

To give you a new perspective about Disney movies, Bored Panda has collected the most unexpected and unusual insights that people have had about the films, probably while thinking about them while in the shower. So scroll down, upvote the shower thoughts that left an impression on you, and be sure to share with your friends. And let us know in the comments if you’ve had any peculiar or intriguing insights into Disney movies as well.

When you’re all good and done with this list, have a look through our previous posts about the most awesome things Disney employees have ever done, how Disney characters would look if they lived in the modern world, as well as Disney comics that might just ruin your childhood.

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George Digamma
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine the depiction of the human race in an alien school book, based on his cartoons.

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    miaow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes yes... I was wondering the same thing once when I watched it till the end. I did expect Fin. At least I said it to myself anyway :}

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    Among the slightly disturbing shower thoughts is the theory that because no human beings are shown on the Lion King, the film could be set during any era, like a future where humanity has gone extinct and had to become ruthless and cold-blooded cyborgs to survive. Which is both cool and terrifying at the same time.

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    Another insight is about how Beauty and the Beast would have to go on a monstrous shopping spree after everyone’s turned back into people (let’s just hope they get a discount at IKEA). Or how about the fact that ‘true love’s kiss’ probably means… well, you know... something that leads to princes and princesses being born 9 months later and new Disney movies being made 18 years after that.

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    George Digamma
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, Queen is not evil per se. Her country is thriving, there is no war and people do not riot against her. She just wants to eliminate the competition to the throne. Something common in middle ages Europe, where the story is, fictionaly, placed.

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    Mihran Hovnanian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikea should make that advert. Great furniture name ideas too...

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    Fuzztone
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the biggest mobility scooter hire company in the world

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    There are a lot of dark Disney movie theories floating about the internet. They’re interesting, however, they might ruin your favorite films, so read on at your own peril. Digital Spy writes how one fan theory (one that many of you may have already heard before) is that ‘Aladdin’ takes place in a post-apocalyptic future. All because Genie referred to 3rd-century fashion and mentioned that he’d been stuck in his lamp for 10,000 years. If so, what exactly happened to humanity for everything to change so much?

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    Femur!
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real story is that he was so doped that all was on his imagination.

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he was just a shoe fetishist

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    Another fan theory is that Carl from ‘Up’ (a film that was released by Disney, even if it was produced by Pixar) may have been dead all along, while the kid named Russel is supposedly an angel trying to earn its wings. A third theory is that Anna and Elsa’s parents from ‘Frozen’ weren’t lost at sea, but ended up stuck in the jungle, the mother eventually giving birth to a boy whom we grew to know as Tarzan. Do you think such fan theories have any merit to them? What do you think about the unexpected insights into Disney films? What’s your favorite Disney movie moment? Share your thoughts in the comments.

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all these Karen and Kevin parents, I'm really wondering how there Are not more kids going ice-witch nowadays

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    Elsker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked like a charm:D And thanks, now the song is stuck in my head for the rest of the day

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    Mihran Hovnanian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of English nobles moved to france in mid-19th century (that’s why the main road in Cannes is “Promenade des Anglais”)

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    Ray Heap
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :::and that babies don´t come from the male cropdusting her eggs in a lump of coral.

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    Elsker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then again, the movie wouldn't have happened:D

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    Thomas brennan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also she could have just written down what was happening...

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    Dianna Siever
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, at least half aren't evil, they're dead.

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    Dianna Siever
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the original story, the step sisters hacked off their own toes and heels to try and fit into those slippers. There's a lot messed up about this story, both the Disney version and it's predecessor.

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    Bracha Friedman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to find Maic for yourself, Magic cant be just "Handed to You"!!

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    Brivid
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the rat's nest her hair would have actually been. Dirt, leaves, tangles. She might have even had moths living in there like sloths do.

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad, right? I loved Mickey Mouse as a kid, except for his ever-too-high pitched voice

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    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking from experience, she would not have been able to save China or her back.

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    Rissie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, he could've acted like a modern ruler and abdicate to live the remainder of his life in peace.

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    nanashi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was originated from a folk story, and not one entirely made for kids solely. even so, the concept of censoring certain themes from children is only a recent trend.

    Miklós Nagy
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read C.G. Jung you know the original story was a fable teaching little girls not starting incestual relationship with their fathers.

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    Monday
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still a bit weirded out by how the beast was more attractive than the prince.

    Master Markus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. It's not b********y. He's not another animal. He's a human who has an animal-like form, but he can still understand and consent and all that. "B********y" isn't considered a problem because of physical differences so much as mental ones. 2. IT'S NOT STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. Watch Lindsay Ellis' video on this issue, she explains it better than I can, but any sympathy for a captor doesn't immediately equal Stockholm Syndrome. 3. Slave labour? What, the servants? They're stuck in the castle, but presumably when they were human they got paid. They don't have many options right now and nobody objects to taking care of the prince.

    Giovanni
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This movie was the furry awakening for a lot of girls as much as Space Jam was for the boys

    elfin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The earliest version I know of "Beauty and the Beast" is "Cupid and Psyche," which was written in the second century AD. The main theme of the story is the union of carnal love with spiritual love. Cupid was not a tot with a bow and arrow. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupid_and_Psyche

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you analyse most of tales for children, you wouldn't think it is made for them!

    Miss Cris
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are. Here, for example, girls are taught to marry an old ugly man choosen by her fathers. That even if they don't like him at first, they'll get in love with him.

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    Jo Choto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most children's tales were basically designed to lure them in and then terrify them into behaving.

    Anna Salord
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum used to say "watch the movie, but remember, you can't change a beast into a prince, doesnt matter how hard you try. The same with people". Still following her advice (my dad was a "beast", and my mum had to learn she couldn't change him).

    Rae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of our 'fairy tale's were crude and not for today's faint of heart. Disney had to rewrite and censor for the sake of their audience, but the real stories were not kind. I always felt bad for Cinderella. :(

    Brittany Honaker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so Beauty and the Beast is not about Stockholm Syndrome the way it works is belle goes to rescue her dad and she finds him at the beasts castle she decided to take her father’s place so he wouldn’t die she put his needs before her own she knew it would be bad but she wanted her father to be spared after that lumiere the candle suggest that belle should be placed in a more comfortable room and from that point she is treated more like a guest instead of a prisoner and belle does not fall in love with the beast while she’s captive she only falls in love with him till she is treated better more like a guest and beast does agree to let her go and he knows she probably will not come back and in the end it’s all happily ever after so I don’t think beauty and the beast is about Stockholm Syndrome more better examples are tangled and the hunchback of notre dame 2 of my favorite movies

    TacocaT
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well technically the beast can be classified as a furry so there is some potential to argue against b********y.

    Daeris
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the last time! It's not Stockholm Syndrome! Hunchback of Notre Dame, Rapunzel - these are stories about Stockholm Syndrome :D

    ReaRae
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude what, no they aren't. Stockholm Syndrome is falling in love with your captors. How in the heck is Tangled a Stockholm Syndrome story. Bell traded herself for her father and wasn't allowed to leave.

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    George Digamma
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 hours story to sell a lamp. Not a good plan.

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    Diana Eriksson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he understood when the crab (sebastian?) told him her name was Ariel

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in HISHE she's indeed introduced to Charles Xavior's school for the gifted.

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    nanashi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    won't it just based on what he THINKS to be the truth or not?

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    queen...<3
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay i might be crazy but isnt the guy's name "Sid"?

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    Unicornstar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also Neptune was the brother of Zeus. Zeus was Hercules' father. Neptune was Aries's father. So Hercules and Ariel were cousins.

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    Lenka Smetanová
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well actually... they turned into the existed furniture in the castle, so when the curse was broken the furniture can just retunn on their place

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