Here at Bored Panda, we have had plenty of posts about the hilarious hardships of being a parent, and we did a solid amount of parenting tips to go with that. And it doesn't matter how many more we will do, these heartily funny tweets about raising four daughters could never be outdone.

Indianapolis based blogger James Breakwell is considered by some to be the funniest dad on Twitter. His secret? He just tweets his daily conversations with his four smart kids, all under the age of six, on his twitter XplodingUnicorn. The account has over 300 thousand followers, and the four daddy's girls sure love the attention:

“They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it’s all about them,” Breakwell said. “On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my adorably funny kids. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material.”

Follow the link if you want to see more of the best tweets that parents can relate to!

More info: explodingunicorn.com | jamesbreakwell.com | Facebook | Twitter (h/t: halloftweets)

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ÐoNBLaZe
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure he made that up

SammyB
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you need some ice for that burn?

Jude
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's one very cheeky 5 year old ...and VERY funny! She'd make a great stand up artist.

girlsrock4ever
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kid loves insulting dad's looks.

jellyrainbowtime 101
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so fake like a five year old would say that. i love theese but seriously get off your phone and raise your child right

StarKitten
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Savage little human kitten!

Jim Phoenix
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apply cold water to burn spot

MaryXia
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

criminalgirl
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where do they get their sense of humour?

AyushGarg
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Son,is it you again posting by my name!!?

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OanaCucu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sir, your 5year old is brilliantly and quite innocently vicious. She does right for the tenders, bless her :)

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JillPenney
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The picture is funny. Are you really that upset that a kid is eating cheetos, that you had to take the fun out of the post with your hippy comment? It's probably not the only thing she eats. Go feed your kids beans and be negative somewhere else.

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JillVilleChildCare
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used the flattened squirrels to teach a life lesson about holding hands when the kids were really young. That squirrel is flat on the road because it didn't hold it's mommy's hand. Worked like a charm! lol

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AniaH
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must have missed the singing princess in Star Wars.

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DariaB
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess this one is my favourite! ♥

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Amy Skoviak
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree with her! Let's all stop growing up and just be naked! lol!

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Pascal Green
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thats how i like to play minecraft yer i just dig holes :)

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