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The joy of travel is in the discovery. However, in these days of Tripadvisor, Instagram and Google maps, the magic of the unexpected has been diminished somewhat; we seem to want to find exactly what we are looking for, rather than simply bask in the newness of it all.

There is a certain kind of traveler that takes this concept to the extreme, and would probably be happier just staying at home. You'll find them in English pubs up and down the Spanish Costas, red as lobsters, tucking into egg and chips and complaining about the lack of Marmite or baked beans, or some other obscure product from the U.K.

Then there are the Instagram hordes who saw a heavily filtered picture of an iconic attraction and join a huge crowd of people with selfie sticks, jostling to get that exact same shot. Hardly the breathtaking and romantic experience you had in mind, was it? When reality fails to match expectations, based on the promise of home comforts or unrealistic Instagram images, people get disappointed and make ridiculous complaints.

These vacation complaints, made to real travel agents and tour companies and based on a Thomas Cook/ABTA survey, are so absurd that it's hard to believe that they are real. Spanish people speaking Spanish in Spain? The brochure didn't tell us it would be like that! Why is the sand yellow? I expected white sand!

I guess the lesson to take from all the disappoint and ridiculousness is this: Travel without expectations, and accept that the world doesn't exist simply to cater to your comforts and photography needs.  Go with an open mind to discover, experience and learn!

Scroll down below to see the list for yourself, and tell your travel stories in the comments!

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Funny-Customer-Travel-Complaints

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Kaisu
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This can't possibly be real, no one can actually be this stupid

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But are we getting more picky about our holidays? How are people's travel habits changing? Let's take a look at the ways that technology and modern life have affected the ways we choose to spend our time off.

We travel more frequently but for shorter durations: "The Office for National Statistics in the UK conducted a survey called the International Passenger Survey in 1996 and 2016 to uncover the biggest changes in the travel habits between the 1990s and now – that’s a 20-year study," Drifter Planet writes.

"The results show that Brits are now going on more holidays than before. In 2016 they went on more than 45 million holidays abroad, compared to only 27 million in 1996, an overall rise of 68%. But despite this, holidays are becoming shorter, proving to be one of the biggest changes we’ve seen over the years marking a huge decline of two week holidays. A week-long break is now much more popular than ever before and there’s been an increase in holidays lasting up to 10 nights."

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With budget airlines making the citybreak a more affordable option, it's no surprise that people are exploring their own continent more, rather than save it all for one big summer trip. It keeps you fresh to get frequent little escapes from work and daily life, rather than waiting almost a whole year for the summer to come around again!

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    Active holidays are on the rise: As people are becoming more health conscious, so are wellness holidays becoming more popular. Instead of letting it all go with booze and food while away, people are seeking to recharge, repair, and have more of a fitness-oriented break. Things like Ayurveda, Yoga, reiki, body detox, spa and meditation holidays have all seen a huge spike in interest, while classics like hiking, camping and cycling are as popular as they ever were.

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    Conversely, the old 18-35, contiki tour classics are on the wane, which many people would see as a good thing. While there are still plenty of resort options if you want to get wasted, sunburned and laid, it doesn't quite seem to have the same appeal to the younger generation as it did for us oldies. Maybe kids these days are just more sensible, introverted, health and image conscious to get into wild drunken brawls on the streets of Benidorm or Ayia Napa.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your husband is probably making the person bathing topless uncomfortable. It should not be allowed to ogle.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that his wife saw it too and left him for the elephant

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    Social media's effects: Back in the old days, you'd arrive at your destination with maybe a guide book, a map and some interesting new banknotes. These days, we've seen photos of everything, read all the restaurant reviews, know which attractions we want to photo ourselves, as well as the funky 'hidden' bars and hangouts. We all find these things in the same place: Google. 'Top 10 things you must see in Porto' leads tourists to the same few places in the city, all busy instagramming away and trying to keep the crowds out of their image.

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    If somewhere happens to be particularly popular on Instagram, it will be packed with people trying to get that 'money shot,' rather than simply enjoying the aura of the place. The tumbling, colorful buildings of Cinque Terre; the strikingly blue streets of Chefchaouen, the sun setting over the pyramids of Giza... we've all seen these iconic images in gorgeous photos, and we want to take those exact same photos. Perhaps it has always been that way, but Instagram has definitely 'influenced' the way we travel.

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    Kay Cee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dumbest thing I've ever heard

    TD Baker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and now they're bringing another genius into the world. i am very afraid.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whose the father, your partner or the king bed?

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Behold! The birth of bed royalty! Will it be a prince or a princess bed? ♥

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: she is pregnant with twins

    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally the hotel's fault...everyone knows you can ONLY get pregnant in a king bed.

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you can't have unprotected sex on a twin bed!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's an idea...don't have sex. And if you can't resist the urge to have sex..I believe that most hotels have vending machines and counter service that can provide condoms......

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can introduce you to several people that biologically confirm the countermeasure doesn't work against stupidity

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    Terri Zagst
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god and they have a kid now

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had the reverse - got twin beds that were on different sides of the room (so couldn't be pushed together). That was disappointing.

    Ieva Nura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no beds that can't be pushed together ;)

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    Loretta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel already sorry for the child.

    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, too late- they already reproducing.

    Rebecca Owens
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Humans have evolved to become even MORE stupid!

    Smiley Rie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people that genuinely (apparently) think the Earth is flat and everything is a massive conspiracy... this is just another facet of the same stupidity

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    Viviane Katz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what's sadder: someone uses a gap between narrow beds as birth control or the fact that someone couldn't be bothered having sex because of separate beds.

    louis porter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the woman slipped and accidentally fell on the guy, who accidentally slipped inside her.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I've had it. I'm not reading another one. BP, this series SUCKS! It's so lame it's not even FUNNY anymore!

    Maya Baggins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He masturbated, her pu.ssy touched that spot of the sheets... yup, a completely logical complain...

    Milda Mockūnaitė
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not reproduce... The world doesn't need more morons...

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suuuure. The only thing that could prevent you from getting pregnant was separate beds. Hmmm.

    Belandriel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are certain levels of stupidity that make me want to hit people in the face as hard as I can.

    Justgail Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this happened. Entitled people can place responsibility for any thing on some one else.

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel stupider already, just reading this.

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahhahahahaha... c**k blocked by twin beds, watch the gap.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear ya! I get into a king-sized bed, and dammitall if that penis doesn't just slip right in every time. It's a travesty.

    Slune
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, gosh, a trunk again?!

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now what, your gonna get an abortion or put the kid up for adoption? or are you gonna call him/her a mistake. they should name their child: Ami Stake

    JV
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With fiancée written in the feminine form, I really wonder how that happened...

    Ana Miranda @ Lisbon, Portugal
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time he should try to sleep at the balcony. It will keep him fresh

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I truly pity your child, and hope it is blessed with a few more brain cells. It is never the stupid people who suffer, but everyone around them...

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bed made you pregnant, so sue the bed!

    Elie Georges
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She rolled around while sleeping and landed on his.....

    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haa, your booking was not include condoms, bad service!

    Leekun
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''We're so sorry for the mistake. Of course we will re-reimburse you. And we will even add in a free pair of scissors. Just cut your husbands nuts off and we promise it won't happen again''

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!

    未周 陸
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To a Certain Degree, I can See WHY! But, all the TV shows showing daddy and mommy sleeping on Separate beds also had KID(S) in the show ...... How about THAT?!

    Diana Crawford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fought is yours for not taking birth control and using a condom ….I feel so bad for the future of these people blood line seriously I do...

    Tinley's Aunt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since fiancee is the female form, and you are the one who is pregnant, I call that an immaculate conception. Congratulations. Bed size is proven innocent.

    Susan Mann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wonder if things like this were submitted as a joke.

    Laura Martin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't you have requested a board to put down the middle of the bed?

    moeless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such charge as a "wrongful life." Despite what many at PP think.

    Mike Procaccini
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much are you expecting to be reimbursed $500,000?

    Tammy Ralph
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right I'll stop there, can't read anymore of this c**p.

    Bored Moogle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can choose not to have sex, even if you are sleeping in the same bed.

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is beyond stoooooopid. Those flags were flying as he rode that horse hone and put it away wet. Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Horny couples don't get pregnant. King size beds knock up the b***h. Zip it and s**t up.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, those twin beds are just the best damn contraceptive ever invented.

    Nikki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we fdecided to do the dirty... but it's your fault!

    bpanther
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no... the genes have already passed on !!

    Melinda Burge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please take one of our assorted embossed prophylactics?

    Free Scotland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People post fake or jokey reviews all the time. Many of these are fake.

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child of these too does not stand a chance.

    Mary Jaye
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KING SIZED BEDS DON'T MAKE YOU PREGNANT.

    mariantoniapd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Oh, dear.... so that means there's offspring...

    Ghost_Recon_Waffle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're that weird couple who won't sleep together

    Ghost_Recon_Waffle
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are they saying that sex in twin beds would not have resulted in a pregnancy? Sheesh, they are in for some surprises.

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's how pregnancies happen.

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on, her fiancee got her pregnant? But a fiancee is a woman, a fiance is a man.

    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I -hope- she got fiancé and fiancée the wrong way round. Otherwise this is an entirely new level of stupid.

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because with twin beds, the floor is hot lava and can't be crossed. That's it, right?

    NanZ
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people sure do like to blame everyone else for their stupidity.

    Candice Ravel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people need to be sterilized so their gene pool dries up. It's probably pretty shallow as it is.

    Linda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So people get pregnant from a king bed and not from having sex? Wooow that's news to me...

    Marzena Makarewicz Ptaszek
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is right! With that kind of brain she should never reproduce.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, does she expect them to pay her hospital bill and 18 years of child support?

    Schrödinger's Dog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "fiancee", and "I became pregnant". I'm sorry, but that is biologically impossible.

    L McN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHA oh i wish I could hold the hotel responsible, my kids would be so much cheaper to raise right?

    David Glover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right because you are less likely to get it on in with two separate beds.

    🏳️‍🌈👻EmoExtreemo👻🏳️‍🌈
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only way to prevent getting pregnant is not having sex it is no one's fault

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my fiancée (with an E... so a girl)… I became pregnante… so 2 girls right? how she get pregnante again?

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a hotel where I'm from the mattress could have done it. Do not blue light your hotel room you'll puke

    Kryogen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's strange, "my fiancée" tells me it's a guy who's talking, but he became pregnant !? A belly beer maybe ?

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people cannot spell correctly even in their own language. I bet you anything this idiot cannot spell her own name properly. You've read the complaint, do you really think she has more than one spare neuron?

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    #9

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Goan, I apologise for this obviously forsee able error. Next time we'll suck the spices out, before we serve you gravy!

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mosquitoes love imported food. ♥

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would wear a swimsuit that had been worn by others anyway?

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    Kwj
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone has "sniffed" too much hairdye chemicals already :O

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish people like this would just stay in their own countries

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    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think One Person.. Made all these stupid comments.

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    #19

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have solved it by pushing them into the water to wait for boat's arrival

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would hate it in Australia. Shops open 9am - 5:30pm Monday to Friday except late night shopping one day a week, which finishes at 9 pm. Saturday is 9-5 and Sunday is 11-5. Although supermarkets are open from 7 am - 9pm mon to fri.

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    Christopher Rhind
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ginger Nuts likely the nickname the shop keepers had for these tourists.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, they were the noisy and unruly guests.

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