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The only place where it's possible to poop in comfort

I do a little dance on the inside whenever plans are cancelled! :D

Tradition - a poor reason to do something.

Guilty.

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

Means I'm not fine but stop asking because you've annoyed me.

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. S**t

I hate repeating myself

100% accurate, lol

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

Yep, totally.

it's years since i experienced happiness

Suprise for two

My friends and I use it and never get the anger part.

Omg so true.

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

Sidewalks at the insane asylum.

All the bloody time.

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

My sister.

Does F**K really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

Or never.

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

I hate that statement. If I look like s**t or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

If money can't buy happiness...gimme your money and be happy!!! :-D

Money sure makes me happy!

I'd like to disprove this, gimme money gimme me all money. money me.

Fake news started by really happy 1%ers

Oh ... no... I ... kinda agree with this one... I think this is more accurate with "it can't buy **SOME** people happiness... " - me? Oh... I'm... pretty sure... "What about depression?" Oh... well...NOW I can PAY for THERAPY... "What about being lonely, or hating yourself??" - yeah... that's... where therapy and appropriate medications come in... "Well, your mom still hates you" - yes... more therapy! Guess what... therapy works...

But ice cream

Money solves money problems. Thanks the minimalists😁

Have been without a income for a few months and can't agree to that. Surely money is not the most important thing but I always felt frightened and s****y when I was short on it. Having a nice income with that you can live a good life will not make you happy, but - together with some other things - can make you feel safe.

It may not by me happiness but it would but me alot of things that will make me happy...like a real vacation, an italian gigolo, puppies....

say it loud when you dead af broke and in bad situations over and over, if you live. You can be grateful and do things that are free. But we live in a Capitalist Society.

You know what it can buy though? Chocolate. Not the crappy milk kind either, the good DARK kind with the sea salt and cocoa bits. I'd say that's pretty damn close to happiness, what about you?

But then you can buy things that do make you happy!

Maybe it can't buy happiness, but it can certainly purchase a reasonable facsimile, and I'm ok with that.

but it can prevent life

RANT (suite): This is the international bankers system, started by the ROTHSCHILD family in the time of Napoleon (the french conqueror). Rothschild pretended Napoleon had won the war (he hadn't) and that crashed the markets in Great Bitain, so he bought the whole country for a loaf of bread! He then placed his sons as international bankers everywhere in Europe. Today, the Rotschild family still owns the biggest share of the world, but what are they going to do, give it back? To whom? No, they're actually trying to make that money profitable, and are investing in Non-fossil fuels, funding different lobbies of anti-oilers in CANADA. So are they demons, no. They are just hairless apes like us, but their ancestor's crookery placed them on a very profitable square of the big MONOPOLY game were're playing. It's just a game, and at the end, everything returns to the box. They own the box, not you, you just run around in circles, waiting for the mony each turn, giving it back as you stroll..

Yeah, dollars won't make you happy, but if you use those dollars to buy a puppy then...

Money can't buy happiness. It can reduce one's misery, but real happiness never. If you think differently, you are young and stupid.

Haha

US. UK - Maths.

Definitely

Actually being polite gets confused with letting people walk all over you, these days. I am an extremely polite (old fashioned?) person, and people always mistake my actions (or lack of actions) for having no spine. -__-

Specially when you receive a bunch of one liner texts instead of a long one...

Looking like tomorrow too.

Or tidy up and making all your things go missing.

Often said about the dishes. See also: Later

I feel relieved