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You can often find a lot of variety within a kid's toy collection. And I'm not just talking about old, noisy cars and soft, cuddly teddies.

This time, Bored Panda is focusing on creepy toys—those that parents hope their child will never notice or at least come across in the store because there's something disturbing about them. For example, Bilbo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, who looks like an addict, or bootleg dolls with anatomical deformities.

So continue scrolling to check out some of the funniest, strangest, and downright scariest toys ever made. I don't know what the creators of these funny toys were hoping for, but these abominations are probably responsible for one too many nightmares.

#1

My Wife Asked If I Wanted To See The Creepiest Doll In Her Collection. I Was Not Prepared

My Wife Asked If I Wanted To See The Creepiest Doll In Her Collection. I Was Not Prepared

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Bardhi's Dad
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the creepiest doll in the whole history of doll collections! Definitely!

DUN DUN (she/her)
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trust me, no one ever was prepared for this, including the toy maker

Caro Caro
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SH!T another creepy screaming baby.

Zophra
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a doll could be demon-possessed, that would be the one.

Brendan Roberts
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's with the Indiana Jones hat?

Lindsey Judd-Bruder
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My guess? It's what they use to cover that things face!! That's what I'D use it for!!

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Don Flynn
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's one f'd up doll... Eww

New Everywhere
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a 56 year old baby and he is pissed.

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    #2

    Somebody's Drugged The Waterhole

    Somebody's Drugged The Waterhole

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    Joe Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woody looks like a 46 year old sex offender from West Virginia.

    Owen Eshelman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the product isn’t licensed….

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There's a meth needle in my boot"

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woody has seen things

    Lillian Swaim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not toys though, they are obviously clay creations, maybe someone just really loves Toy Story and working with that rubbery clay

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got into the THC gummy bears

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    While I understand why people wouldn't like these creepy toys in their homes, shielding kids from scariness entirely isn't ideal either.

    A survey of 1,003 UK parents by online bookseller The Book People found that 33% would steer clear of books for their children containing frightening characters. Asked about the fictional creations from children’s books they found scariest as kids, a fifth of parents cited the Wicked Witch of the West from L Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, with the Child Catcher from Ian Fleming’s Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang in second place. Third was the Big Bad Wolf, in his grandmother-swallowing Little Red Riding Hood incarnation, fourth was the Grand High Witch from Roald Dahl’s The Witches, and fifth, Cruella de Vil, from Dodie Smith’s The Hundred and One Dalmatians.

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    #3

    Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun

    Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you can't pay the medical bill ....

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gun is to MAKE the wound, so the doctor has something to treat.

    Molly Whuppie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    none of that stuff is doctor or medical stuff, there's dental products and ducks and bowling pins too?

    Melissa Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are therapy ducks. They go bowling after work.

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    Xerastraza Lecrutia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What every doctor needs bowling pins to knock you out and a desert eagle for those pesky unpaying visitors, then a nice bath with rubber ducks to clean up.

    Q B F T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems about right for America

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hospital Sim: Battle Royale Edition

    S. Tor Storm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if a patient wants to get a shot

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When all else fail...

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the "play a game" message on the left side, I am starting to suspect this doctor might be a serial killer with a penchant for elaborate traps ;)

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am just as concerned about the bowling pins. Exactly what kind of doctor needs a gun, bowling pins AND rubber ducks. I am guessing this is actually supposed to represent a dentist, but my questions still stand.

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't look like bowling balls since they don't have holes and are disproportionate. Not sure since the set is already weird.

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    #4

    So I Bought An Already Creepy Looking Garfield Toy, But Then It Showed Up Vacuum Sealed, And Oh My God

    So I Bought An Already Creepy Looking Garfield Toy, But Then It Showed Up Vacuum Sealed, And Oh My God

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, get the emergency lasagne out now!

    Hadesdaughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a high chicken nugget

    monkeydog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Lordy it's roadkill Garfield.

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *begin to vacuum sealed all his stuffed toy just to see how they looked*

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what's worse, vacuum sealed Garfield or her nails.

    Mumof1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find her nails are actually the creepist thing in the photo! How can she even wipe herself after she's been to the toilet!

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nails do explain the tacky orange Garfield.

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    #5

    They Couldn't Find A Better Place To Blow Up This Toy

    They Couldn't Find A Better Place To Blow Up This Toy

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the tiny pink tip that sends it over the top

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entirely new definition for the term "blow job."

    Bardhi's Dad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That expression of his face tells all.

    Falcon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He takes care of all your medical needs and more. 😏

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, dolls are supposed to be anatomically correct these days....

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    However, psychologist Emma Kenny told The Guardian that fear is a natural response. “When you are reading a scary story to a child, or they’re reading to themselves, the child has got a level of control – they can put it down, or ask you to stop. And the story can raise a discussion, in which they can explore and explain the way they feel about a situation.”

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    Being frightened by a book or creepy kids toys, according to the psychologist, “helps forge resilience.”

    “The world can be a scary place – children will get into situations where they're told off by teachers, or fall out with friends. Knowing how to confront fear is a good thing.”

    #6

    Meanwhile In Australia

    Meanwhile In Australia

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    Molly Whuppie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a sculpture made by John C*x for the Currumbin Wildlife Hospital Foundation in Currumbin QLD, Australia. There were 21 different ones they auctioned off for the charity in 2016, including this one and a Sailor Moon one. If you search "Animals with Attitude Sculpture Trails" you can see more of them.

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely thought it was one of those kiddie rides you find outside a grocery store.

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some ideas should just never see the light of day and this eldritch monstrosity from the depths of hell is one of them.

    ~familia madrigal~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a me a Mario- the koala??????????????????????

    Grammarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That.. was meant to be a koala..

    boba_cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey bp, why did u censoe c*x?

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    #7

    So I Was In The Toy Store And Saw This

    So I Was In The Toy Store And Saw This

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay WTF I thought those were real babies for 2 seconds straight

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First I thought they were full with dismembered baby parts, then I thought they were actual babies. Probably enough internet for today

    Chris Ganser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing missing is formaldehyde

    BWC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school biology teacher had a couple of aborted babies in jars. Looking back I think that was something that encouraged my path to atheism. Damned catholic schools.

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy! These are Baltorina’s Unique Babies (Baltorina is the name of the lady who makes them in South Africa).

    otplus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the top left one, looks like its calling for help

    Don Flynn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this absolutely the worst one

    Mavis Movenpicker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one in the top left 🤣😂

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    #8

    Evil Looking Teddy Bear I Found In The Children's Section

    Evil Looking Teddy Bear I Found In The Children's Section

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    KitFrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WOULD 10/10 BUY THIS

    Draco's Dragonfly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here! That awesome colour and evil grin are quite the combo!

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    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What have you done to anger the bear?

    Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There aren't enough angry teddies

    ~familia madrigal~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mwuhahahhahahhaha give it to the person that has a crush on you >:) MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA cough cough

    ColdBlooded
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT is my brothers BIRTHDAY PRESENT all right

    Rhea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually kinda cute

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    The good thing is that many of us know that. At least intuitively. The Book People’s survey also discovered that while a third of parents avoided books with scary characters, 78% said that baddies helped children “differentiate between good and evil,” 53% that they helped children “learn to cope with difficult situations,” and 48% that they help conquer fears.

    “Children are often being wrapped up in cotton wool,” Kenny added. “Risk and fear are something we need in childhood. We know that people who take risks, in the long term, do better than those who don’t … And how can you feel safe and secure until you know what it’s like to be afraid? Anything that gives you a wide range of emotions in a safe and controlled environment is great.”

    #9

    The Impossible Beauty Standards Of Chinese Dolls

    The Impossible Beauty Standards Of Chinese Dolls

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no way the doll on the left can wear mask unless it's underwear-shaped

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with giant asymmetrical eyes and tiny everything else need representation too!

    That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇲🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left is an LOL surprise doll on a body that doesn't suit it. Right... looks like Camilo mid transformation.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instagram influencers and their filters..,hahahaha

    Micah Chips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sniff* iVe aLwAYS wAnTeD tO lOOk lIKE thIS...suCH a MoDeL... Screenshot...42833d.png Screenshot-2022-03-24-123101-PM-623cc7142833d.png

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MORE unrealistic beauty standards for women.

    Lulxby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beauty standards these days...

    Meridith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you like your women?

    Ginny can draw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No ones talking abot the "Frozen" knockoff called "Fashion" on the far left

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    #10

    Pikachu? I Haven't Heard That Name In Years

    Pikachu? I Haven't Heard That Name In Years

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    The Galactic Empire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking for a man named pikachu do you know him? Pikachu? That's a name I havent heard in a long time. Do you know him? Of course I know him, He's me!

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    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caption on this one is really clever.

    Joe Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLY TACOS, HES GOTTEN FAT!

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    #11

    Yes, This Will Help My Child Learn About Proper Dental Care. Not Terrify Them

    Yes, This Will Help My Child Learn About Proper Dental Care. Not Terrify Them

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hush, they're laughing at their boss' jokes

    socially inept idiot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it’s preparing to consume several small children

    MPS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a bit more than seven! Maybe like all children and small adults

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    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I hate these very much. Also I can't stop looking.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to keep a souvenir of grandma around. 🤭

    Wasd0000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brush your teeth or it will bite you

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    #12

    This Rather Disturbing Ball Launcher Toy

    This Rather Disturbing Ball Launcher Toy

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    Redheaded1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to explain to your child when they catch you playing teddy bears one night.

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see honey when 2 bears love each other very much…

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    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Gimp teddy bear (pulp fiction)

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should we get medieval on his furry a** ?

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consensual? I'm not judging.

    Chris Ganser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a really fun toy. And the bear is pretty cute too

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    Some of the most common childhood fears are:

    • Being alone;
    • The dark;
    • Dogs or other big animals;
    • Bugs;
    • Heights;
    • Getting shots or going to the doctor;
    • Unfamiliar or loud noises;
    • Imaginary monsters — the “thing” under the bed, etc.
    #13

    Another Fantastic Toy

    Another Fantastic Toy

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    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With those hands too....xd looks like he's expecting company.

    Quasar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "no blowjob is too big, no d**k is too small"

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He and that bike have a very special relationship. Let's give them their privacy. (It's about to go down right now)

    Brightheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put him back on his motorcycle and walk away.

    Falcon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the other way around would be worse :P

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    motorbike has a special compartment

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a whole different kind of butt-plug!

    K Kalama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's really excited about the ride

    Rayne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PUT HIM BACK ON THE BIKE PLEASE

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    #14

    I Choose You, Chikapu

    I Choose You, Chikapu

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such cheeky little eyes!

    Micah<3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was almost on a laughing fit until I saw this comment, now I can barely breathe 🤣

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    MaddaPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pikachu’s evil laser vision cousin.

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    #15

    Rubber Duckies That Float Upside Down

    Rubber Duckies That Float Upside Down

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    Sabse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are searching for food. Clearly.

    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes! an OrientalTrading order!

    Totally A Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty common. Bugged me so much as a kid.

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    #16

    A Ride-On Toy For Kids

    A Ride-On Toy For Kids

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    Fred Bigox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone screwed up there

    Don Flynn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy perverted duck s**t!

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And several people had to approve this design. Like wtf y'all nobody wants to see creepy uncle Donald.

    Trigga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong in so many ways

    Kanzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for laughing but I can't stop

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    But again, “Being afraid sometimes is a normal, healthy part of growing up,” says Elianna Platt, MA, LMSW, a licensed social worker. And, while kids do unfortunately sometimes face things that are truly frightening, most childhood fears, like these funny creepy toys, for instance, don't represent an actual threat — the “monster” in the closet is just an old coat you’ve been meaning to donate — which means they actually present an ideal chance for kids to work on their self-regulation skills. But for that to happen, parents have to address their own anxiety first.

    #17

    Bear Anatomy Toy

    Bear Anatomy Toy

    angelbossrussell Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah, how cool is that?? I want it!

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    screamed Tom for days, but no one heard his cries. What else was to happen to the human body without air 😔What a tragedy!

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    Lor Anne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy these at Vat19.com. they have some amazing stuff and these come in two sizes. It's been on my wishlist for years.

    pinkytoes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and now I have a new place to shop. thanks!

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    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a balloon dog like this! I love it and I will one day get this one too!!!!

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    s**t... I always thought teddies were reaching out for a hug.. turns out they're really saying 'don't f*****g come near me'

    Orange Is Aging
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% would purchase. If anyone can find it on an online shopping platform please share

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they can be found on Vat19.com .

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    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I needed to see right now. UNSEE JUICE!

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    #18

    It Was Time For Thomas To Leave, He Had Seen Everything

    It Was Time For Thomas To Leave, He Had Seen Everything

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Tuomasi, Thomas' cousin sister

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That character is in fact, Tuomas in Finnish. Without the i, though..

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    Meridith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does he run off? nightmare fuel.

    ~familia madrigal~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hes seen somethings......maybe he saw the duck from before

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's seen what the fat controller did in the station waiting room

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoes of the children he ate earlier.

    hi myself
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuomasi tuomasi tuomasi tuomasi tuomasi! That sounds like a demonic cult.

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    #19

    Blob Fish And Yoda Has Something Going Apparently

    Blob Fish And Yoda Has Something Going Apparently

    nickflemens Report

    KitFrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like that one blobfish picture that went around the Internet a while back

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like the love child of a goblin and the blob fish.

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nO, tHaTs WiTh A vAcCiNe (it’s called a joke, people)

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    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gizmo! I told you not to eat spoiled food after midnight.

    Micah Wright
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dobby has found the found dye, Harry Potter!

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    #20

    McDonald's Happy Meal Toy

    McDonald's Happy Meal Toy

    theblondepenguin Report

    BreGerEu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really can look like that after some alcohol.

    party marty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you sound like you speak from experience. of seeing drunk arctic foxes.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing, clearly suffering from a serious case of frostbite

    Silver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg sneep snorp i want it now-

    awkward
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children, artic foxes look like this. And don't be scared. This is an animal, not an monster.

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    “We want to give kids the chance to practice getting through difficult situations,” Platt adds, “but for a lot of parents, that’s easier said than done.”

    When you see your child in distress, the natural response is to want to make it better, especially if the fix seems easy. But even though jumping in might help your child be less afraid in the moment, in the long run, it can actually make it more difficult for them to learn how to calm themselves down. “If kids get the message that mom or dad will always be there to do the comforting, there isn’t much incentive, or opportunity, to learn how to do it themselves.”

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    So if they, for example, stumble across creepy toys, try to allow them to make sense of it on their own.

    #21

    They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

    They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

    Kiekoes Report

    Myrtille rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why ? KKK is an American thing and they can't buy the Kinder surprise anyways

    Laura Mellor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But people know about the KKK all over the world. Like people know who Hitler was and the nazi party in America despite that being German.

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    Pomeranian_Oden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does nobody notice that the balloons look like sperm and they are literally being held by an egg?

    ~familia madrigal~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this puts the suprise in kinder suprise eggs

    Júlia Fortes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so funny, because in Brazil kkk is a way to laugh int the internet, just like lol or lmao. When I talk with American friends I need to control myself to not send a kkk

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They refuse to sell these on the black market. Duh!

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    #22

    Chinese LEGO Never Disappoint

    Chinese LEGO Never Disappoint

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    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf, that'd be a good set to make a stop motion parody movie with. Do they do a tiny putin one?

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo I hope they do! The things I would do to that little bastard.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean Chinese knock-off Lego! Lego are actually very careful with what they produce and they have a policy against producing realistic modern weapons - though they do produce historic weapons for pirates and fantasy weapons for the likes of Star Wars models.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which could be quite tricky - Star Wars weapons are based on WW2 guns

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upper right: I see Mussolini, Hitler, and… Margaret Thatcher?

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lookin' sassy today, Adolf!"

    BSteel13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how it says "Enlighten" on the side haha wtf

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you need baddies to play Lego I guess. Is it part of the Lego Evil Dictator range?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Lego City: World At War range. My favourite set is the D-Day one. It has 23 Allied soldiers and 30 Axis soldiers, three landing crafts, a poseable crashed ME-109, an M4 Sherman, a Willys MB Jeep, an Opel Blitz, and a play feature where you can breach the Atlantic wall. You can even kill Nazi general Wilhelm Falley in 17 different ways!

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, lego bootlegs can no longer be sued, but there really need to be rules to aboid this. They also made a muslim terrorist set

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought I'd see a Hitler lego.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this come with a Kinder egg?

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    #23

    I Was In My Local Pet Store Looking For A New Dog Toy, Errm What?

    I Was In My Local Pet Store Looking For A New Dog Toy, Errm What?

    matt2709 Report

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can say is I hope my missus is getting royalties for the modelling work.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully I had just had my last sip of coffee when I read that!

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey. Bdsm people love animals and have pets too you know! This is funny. Imagine ya taking this for fido fetch time at the dog park. Lol

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs don't even like toys and I would still sooooo buy that for them...just for the WTF factor when guests come over and see it lying in the middle of the floor...lol

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a dog toy. This toy is found in the cathouse.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me it squeaks too! I can't stop laughing at this thing!

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than the Catwoman movie costume

    Rose Button 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I would by that for my dog. I would love to watch that get completely destroyed by him. BURN IT WITH FIRE

    Andy Hinds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I said hot pussy this is not what I had n mind.

    Rayne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kill it. Kill it with fire.

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    #24

    My Pug Grow-In-Water-Toy That Was Only Half In The Water

    My Pug Grow-In-Water-Toy That Was Only Half In The Water

    Lil_Chapstick Report

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a toy failure, that’s a failure to follow the instructions!

    Jess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Pugeranian (Pug Pomeranian mix) looks a lot like this... tiny head...big booty!

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    Once you know that you're child is afraid of someone, let them know you're taking the situation seriously. “When a kid says something’s scary, there's a pretty good chance that we as adults don’t think it’s scary,” Rachel Busman, PsyD, a clinical psychologist at the Child Mind Institute, explained. “But we always want to start by validating their feelings.”

    For example, instead of “Oh come on, that wasn't scary!” or “What is there to be afraid of?” try something like, “Wow, it sounds like you were scared!” or, “I know a lot of kids worry about that.” It goes without saying that even though we find these funny creepy toys on the list amusing, your kid might actually be frightened of them.

    #25

    So I Found This Monkey In The Attic

    So I Found This Monkey In The Attic

    mostly_grapes Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burn the whole house down

    Reading-under-Sequoias🫶🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have gasoline. What brand of matches? I only have Diamond but I can go shopping for more if you know a better brand. download-3...dd83e.jpeg download-30-623c7841dd83e.jpeg

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    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving me Phantom of the Opera vibes.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is in Toy Story 3!

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine he starts to making noises in the middle of the night

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. You need the goonies plus every single person who ever won the final battle in a horror movie, with them being directed by Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, and J.K.Rowling on special effects to beat this guy. Or my grandma with a broom and dustpan. Either one.

    Anki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. What have you noticed? 🤔

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    Marette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he was in the attic for reason...

    Beth L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there also a poorly-attached chandelier? And a French guy lost in nostalgia?

    Emma Jolivet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a man who is COVID-safe and also plays with string?

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    Stephen Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, it looks like Stephen King's monkey.

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    #26

    I Found This At A Toy Store In Portland

    I Found This At A Toy Store In Portland

    sgraff25 Report

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions, and zero answers

    Emmett O'Brian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want those answers if you had them!

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    Kimberly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foghorn Leghorn"s bastard love child....

    ~familia madrigal~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hes either a simpson,made of butter, orrrrrr hes a child of god THE GOLDEN CHILD

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pushing the boundaries of creepy and weird...

    Rayne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have mixed feelings about this. Should I laugh or cry or scream in terror...?

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    #27

    Lord Of The Rings Toy (Bilbo Baggins) Looks Like An Addict

    Lord Of The Rings Toy (Bilbo Baggins) Looks Like An Addict

    socialcircleguy Report

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a dangerous business, Frodo, *brrrrrp... going out your door. I mean...*baaarrrrrp You step onto the road, and if you... if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you, where you might be swept off to *buuuuurp

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a single second of the film, that doesn’t define who Bilbo is as a person.

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes addicted to the Ring! That's the face he made when he is angry about his ring taken away!

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole movie, and they chose to depict a split-second moment... that's what I call focus.

    V33333P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's seen some s**t for eleventy-one

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a bath salt addict who's mugging you at 2 AM in a McDonald's parking lot.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frodo play by William Dafoe

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he is kind of an addict

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s really cool actually, I love merchandise based off just a single memorable moment.

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone thinking that's an odd-looking BIlbo has never seen the movies ... it's a great reference to a particular movie scene.

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    #28

    This Toy Ambulance Says "Meat" On It

    This Toy Ambulance Says "Meat" On It

    Tovmachnyk Report

    Anthony W. Balsamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slang for ambulance is "Meat Wagon" so technically, it's accurate.

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A meat wagon is the coroner's van, not an ambulance.

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medical Emergency Action Team

    MidnightSky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned with the thumb

    Hydroboi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now we know where the food in MC Donald's comes from...

    Bex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from the Zombie Apocalypse line

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they shldve put "Krank" for Krankenwagen

    Rale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They tried to copy a Japanese D-MAT ambulance, but obviously failed. As expected from China.

    Michelle C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd would love this idea.

    Elliot Parrish (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what they're doing to the humans inside? MEAT

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    Once you've offered reassurance it's important to move on quickly. "We don’t want to dwell on offering comfort around the scary thing, because even that can become reinforcing and take on a life of its own," Dr. Busman said. Rather, start talking about how you’ll work together to help him start feeling braver and get to the point where he’s able to manage the fear by himself.

    #29

    Vintage Clown Toys

    Vintage Clown Toys

    Contrariwise2 Report

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one behind looks like he's seen a nice bit of ass, but not the corporate email about sexual harassment in the workplace

    V33333P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this the most accurate description?

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why Gacy is creepimg behind the first one, but I don't like it

    AmazingAmazon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clowns are terrifying, live or not.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearly pissed myself. This is just a bit pile of heck nope to me.

    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk how people check these things and keep them in their homes....

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    otplus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is like the owner is searching to be murdered in his sleep

    k3nny_S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No... Just no.... What's wrong with those people who made them... Look at the second one...

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toys were like that once. Back in the day it was probably alright.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we're afraid of clowns.

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    #30

    This Old Toothbrush With Bristles At The End Of The Barrel Of A Toy Gun - The Trigger Even Clicks When Pulled

    This Old Toothbrush With Bristles At The End Of The Barrel Of A Toy Gun - The Trigger Even Clicks When Pulled

    Da_Rish Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not automatically add toothpaste when trigger is pushed?

    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not unlike to how your uncle brushed his teeth his final time.

    hasan india
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the trigger dispensed the paste

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tired of choosing between brushing your teeth and playing Russian roulette? Now you can do both!

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because this is what every kid asks for... a gun toothbrush.

    JOHANNA MUELLER
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looking ominously at Sherrif Plaque* There aint enough room in this mouth for the both of us *pause* *spits tobacco*...pardner

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered why those mountain people are so good with a gun yet have almost no teeth?

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if there is a toothbrush shaped gun, too.

    Brightheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the best thing i have ever seen.

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    #31

    He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost

    He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost

    penina999 Report

    V33333P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he saw the train with the monocle a few posts up

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't know the horseman was headless, till now. He'd been wondering where the stench of rot was coming from...

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    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you measure it's temperature

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all them kids putting their hands on places the horse did not like

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My reaction at being told I needed a colonoscopy.

    Michelle C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It honestly looks like he just got violated. Poor horsey...

    Rhea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's seem some s**t for sure

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This horse enjoys his ketamine.

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    #32

    My Family And I Use This Gollum Toy To Hold The Money When We Play Cards

    My Family And I Use This Gollum Toy To Hold The Money When We Play Cards

    ExuberantBadger Report

    Puppeteer Saint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it to us.. I wants it.. Mine.. My own.. My precious..

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he won't steal this... Rip it up maybe, but not steal

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I think that is really really cool

    I am an Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my preciousssssssssssssssssssssss

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    But not all fears are the same. “[The ones] that don’t interfere with a child's life don't always need getting over,” Dr. Busman said.

    So if your little one doesn’t like scary movies, for instance, that's fine. It may actually be a testament to his self-advocacy skills, Dr. Busman noted. “Deciding, ‘I don’t like these, I’m not going to watch’ is your child standing up for his needs and saying, 'This is my limit.'”

    Which, I guess, kids said about most of these terrifyingly funny toys.

    #33

    My Boss Asked Me If I Could Make His Kids A Plush Toy. I Hope He Realizes That I Can Only Make Creepy Ones

    My Boss Asked Me If I Could Make His Kids A Plush Toy. I Hope He Realizes That I Can Only Make Creepy Ones

    Einheitsbrei Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the White Rabbit has been hanging out with the Caterpillar.

    Rayne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would honestly want a toy like that.

    Ducky Oboe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I want it?

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    #34

    TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Trolls

    TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Trolls

    SuicidalReviver Report

    Christal Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually really want these. lmao

    Michelle C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hairstyles from their pre-teen days.

    Rayne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like it lol

    Mary Hiers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I bought some of these for my son when he was about 4, so around 1993. As I remember, both standard troll dolls and TMNT were big at the time.

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    #35

    This Yoda Toy Kinda Looks Like Bill Cosby

    This Yoda Toy Kinda Looks Like Bill Cosby

    ElpredePrime Report

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither is one you'd wanna see when first waking up.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the cursed toy over the man. Much less disturbing to wake up to.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat the puddin, you shouldn't

    Kai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Bill Cosby's and Shrek's genes melded together...

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrifying version I'd keep walking possibly even run away from this aisle.

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    #36

    Found This At A Toy Store

    Found This At A Toy Store

    MrGohan26 Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They'd been talking about it for weeks but... but I didn't take them seriously!"

    Mine Truly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey Bob when you're done with inventory can you hang the giraffes?"

    BreGerEu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is how they get those long necks.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay when they said they wanted to hang out i didn't think the meant this (also for anyone think about suicide. its not worse it love yourself. you are important to someone.)

    possessed imp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the toy store making an example of the troublemakers, colorized 1901

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the poor things had a severe case of asphyxiation.

    Katharin Blackerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are literally hanging the giraffes. Why can't you just put the giraffes on the shelf.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should call the place Safari Massacre.

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    #37

    Defective Pikachonk

    Defective Pikachonk

    hamhold Report

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I love you too, Holmes.. but how could we possibly make love?' "The lemon entry dear Watson, the lemon entry"

    Meridith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only thing he'll be fighting is calories

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's funny how there are completely normal pikachus at his feet but the huge one is so hairy

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, I think it's oddly cute in a sad sort of knock-off muppet kind of way.

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    #38

    There's A Nightmare In My Boot

    There's A Nightmare In My Boot

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    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is so high! He can see sounds!

    Boreddd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He now can also smell colours and taste people

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    Meridith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're myyy favvorritte depeputyy

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woody got lost in a psilocybin patch.

    ~familia madrigal~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woody got some lip injections and a face lift

    Hazel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try some cactus juice! it'll quench you! its the quenchiesttttt

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    #39

    These Ride-A-Long Toys In A Mall

    These Ride-A-Long Toys In A Mall

    Guitar8907 Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget SpongeBob, look at that Angry Bird!

    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had these at a mall in Virginia. Although they did not look as traumatizing as these. You would rent them per hour and when you run out of time it would turn off and you would bring it back to the stand you would rent it from.(I used to want to ride the cat ones, never did though. )

    ColdBlooded
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pikachu reverts to natures original posture

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so messed up! Spongebob's yellow, you idiots!

    Roseriver_DSMP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But to be fair the pikachu one is actually adorable.

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations SpongeBob and Patrick! She's adorable!

    Your Life Sucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, one time i saw one of those but it was the pink panther

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    #40

    Thomas Has Seen Better Days

    Thomas Has Seen Better Days

    reddit.com Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thomas the Tanked up Engine

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choo choo m**********r...choo choo.

    Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ain’t Tomas, this is Pablo who just visited his friend “Mary Jane”

    Josh Coker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remember the movie - MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE??? you know big green face on the semi truck?

    Helen Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the name of the creepy train in the Dark Tower series? Cause that might be him.

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have seen better days but he's never taken better s**t.

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    #41

    A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose

    A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose

    DragoTheFloof Report

    BreGerEu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a big pimple to squeeze out. Learning puberty. Nothing wrong with that 😊

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then what hole is it? You know what? Don’t tell me

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things lovecraft was too afraid to write about

    Kevin Warner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor Pimple Popper Edition LOL!

    KitFrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah! One of my friends had one of these but it was a pink unicorn

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    #42

    This Creepy LEGO Face I Found While Sorting Out A Box Of Toys

    This Creepy LEGO Face I Found While Sorting Out A Box Of Toys

    kitherarin Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, that's from the rare limited edition LEGO(tm) Rapist Minifigure. Word is it didn't sell too well. It even came with a white van with blanked out windows.

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a lego head from a doctor character, with reflecting grey glasses and a small smirk. Always thought he looked like a sex offender

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    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sees you when your sleeping…

    Rayne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey kid, wanna play with me?"

    Michelle C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the rest of him is flashing his fellow lego people.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what we need. Troll face emoji Legos.

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    #43

    Lesa Sompsan

    Lesa Sompsan

    RadiantDoughnut0 Report

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is Bort sompsan Looking at?

    Callista Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does anyone else see the other one looking up her skirt

    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like Moe and 'Mitch' had an affair..

    it's me again
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy brother Burrt looking up her dress

    Dave Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the joys of the Black Market!

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has her friend Janey's eyes.

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    #44

    The New Amiibo Look Cool

    The New Amiibo Look Cool

    ohanamodel Report

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think pikachu farted

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every one of them looks like they know that you know that they shat in the box they came in.,

    Chet Zek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they definitely knows something we don't

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attack on Titan : Pokemon version

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shut up and take my money!

    Tori Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pokemon 'Game Freak'....???? I'm sorry WHAT??

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up with the teeth in all these grotesque toys?

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smiling like a Titan. Attack on Pokémon

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the look the manufacturer makes when someone's grandma buys their's instead of the real thing.

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    #45

    Christmas Carol Dolls, Made To Look Like They're Singing

    Christmas Carol Dolls, Made To Look Like They're Singing

    juul_ian Report

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that after you stick them on top of the Christmas tree?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A particularly prickly one by the looks of it!

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    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read ‘Christmas fantasy’ then looked at the mouth and lost it 😂

    ~familia madrigal~
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the dolls in the store are frightful but the packaging is delitful and sense we have enough dolls at home, LET IT GO LET IT GO LET IT GO

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how mouths are supposed to work

    Bardhi's Dad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what have she seen 😮

    Doug the cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lord forgive me for what im about to do

    Ophelia Butz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey guys, welcome back to Christmas Doll Plays. . .

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel like some one at HQ melted the face and the bosses were like,"yeah we can still sell this?

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    #46

    Batman From Infinity War

    Batman From Infinity War

    lionhearttwb Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He saw Robin laying an egg.

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear God! He's had stroke

    BreGerEu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is vetman because he needs to go there.

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s just surprised he came through one of those portals into a marvel battle

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Batman could not unsee his own reflection.

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanos could've done weirder things with a reality warpimg glove, it shows

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    #47

    This Quite Terrifying Dobby Toy I Came Across In The Range, UK

    This Quite Terrifying Dobby Toy I Came Across In The Range, UK

    squish-squish-beep Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dobby just saw Lucius and Narcissa doing it

    MaddaPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can clearly see that this is a girl…

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dobby is a free elf, but at what cost?

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    last time i try meth Grogu thought to himself as he was tripping balls

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dobbs needs a sock over his head!

    Don Flynn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Vlad Putin doll

    Viola Yarrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister has this. My mum held it up on a zoom call when her coworker was holding his baby and the kid cried.

    Noor Al Agha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DOBBY IS MY FAV HARRY POTTER CHARACTER

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    #48

    Wanna Buy Some Babies In Jars?

    Wanna Buy Some Babies In Jars?

    sagitta42 Report

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For pickled baby’s, of course! For real though, probably transportation or to prevent parts from being stolen

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why those faces? They make an emotion I can't place but don't like

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's somewhere between bored, patronizing, and superior, imo.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If cranky and screaming you can put them in the jar and play with Barbie instead.

    Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy this and when your done babysitting hand this to the parent and watch the panic on their face

    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where babies come from, isn't it?

    MyloXyloto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look very delighted about being stuck in a jar...

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    #49

    This "Soda" Dog Toy That Looks Like Poop In A Cup

    This "Soda" Dog Toy That Looks Like Poop In A Cup

    TurkayLurkay Report

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi... I'm Max and if you pour some vodka in here we can be best fwends forever"

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who else be reading this in a baby voice?

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    Greymom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last dog I had would have loved poop in a cup 🤮. May she RIP 🐶❤️🐶

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't s**t in your dogs toys?

    David Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'll be thinking of jingles for "poop in a cup" for the rest of my day

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Hankey, the Christmas s**t.

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Hankey just keeps on giving.

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    #50

    Goku’s Ugly Twin

    Goku’s Ugly Twin

    ltyboss Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kaaaaaaaa..meeeeeeh aaaaargh meeeeeh aaaargh

    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what I look like when I stub my toe...

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    Erizzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goku has an orange vagina

    C.Douglas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Goku and Sloth from Goonies had a baby

    V33333P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dragon Ball of Notre Dame

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have ingested some of that Rushian Pollonium during one of his battles.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from an almost unknown goonies dragonball z cross over

    Kevin Warner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd look like that too if I suddenly had girl parts down there!!!

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that realized this is a girl?

    Ilvana Babic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing between the legs is more hilarious

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    #51

    Found This In The Skip At Work. Thrown Away. Still With Its Box. Unbelievable

    Found This In The Skip At Work. Thrown Away. Still With Its Box. Unbelievable

    Kredstarr2020 Report

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is defective and it's not The Exorcist model.

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    Boredcanadian1234
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Linda Blair from the movie the Exorcist

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a collector's item i would love! Complete with pea soup squirter.

    s. vitkovitsky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Regan, the possessed girl from the movie The Exorcist, so not a toy, but movie character figure, like Batman, R2D2, etc.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! This does not belong on this list at all! A collector's item, this sucker is selling for 400-600 bucks on eBay right now. Best part: the head spins, lol. I really need this!

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When drunken bdsm night doesn't go quite as planned

    Myrtille rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow this is a collector now and it has a nice value

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's a collectible, not a toy

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you uncultured or something? This is an officially licenced movie collectible figure, not a defected toy. It's The Exorcist and she's supposed to look like that.

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    #52

    IKEA's Big Bad Wolf Toy Comes With A Grandma Doll That Fits In His Stomach

    IKEA's Big Bad Wolf Toy Comes With A Grandma Doll That Fits In His Stomach

    Manfrenjensenjen Report

    Boreddd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this, it's still at my grandparents house. You can get ur hand trough its stomach and out trough its mouth. It's terrifying

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...the wolf can not only eat grandma, but poop her out too? I...wow.

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this. It’s amazing. We also have the frog Prince who can turn from a Prince to a frog by turning him inside out.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah hah, I remember seeing those on a trip to Ikea and shoving the granny toy into the wolf's mouth and snickering like a maniac as I took photos.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was thrown to the woolves but came back leading the pack...

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......i hate to admit this but I would have fun with it

    Feli Corvida
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not a fail. The IKEA fairytale inspired plushies just tell the respective stories. I like IKEAs toys, they are always creative and a bit "different" from the mainstream. I love their plush rats and spiders, the shark is also great and cuddly :)

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also not a toy fail, this design choice was done on purpose. Now I want that Big Bad Wolf toy.

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    #53

    Friend Sent Me This Tiny Toy. I Think She Forgot That I Live At 10,000 Feet

    Friend Sent Me This Tiny Toy. I Think She Forgot That I Live At 10,000 Feet

    smilemilk Report

    s. vitkovitsky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew toys need sufficient atmospheric pressure!

    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well it is a squeeze toy tho sense different countries have different voltage all electronic cant move trans Atlantic

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    Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has high blood pressure, I don't blame him in this day and age

    Kona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THESE!! Back a long, long time ago they used to give these out in grade school and omgg i forgot they existed but ooooh boy that brings back a TON of memories-

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you see, little guy?

    Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toy works like, you squeeze it and its eyes pop out.

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, jeez! Poor Dorothy! Looks like Farmer Tom squeezed her udders a little too hard.

    #54

    This Wonder Woman Toy In Target Today Looks Like Superman In Drag. Merry Christmas

    This Wonder Woman Toy In Target Today Looks Like Superman In Drag. Merry Christmas

    TAITONIDIE Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now we know superman can't pull off a wonder woman look. I'm not sure why we needed to know that, but now we do.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder Woman: Twisted Sister edition.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, there were drag queens in my dream last night. It was weird because it was taking place in a universe where drag queens don't exist.

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When live-action Belle fantasises herself as her favourite superhero.

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another unrealistic body expectation for women.

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    #55

    This Pikachu My Girlfriend Gave Me For Christmas

    This Pikachu My Girlfriend Gave Me For Christmas

    Bearlock_Gnomes Report

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks actually kind of cute to me

    Goth mouse (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a prehistoric creature called Diplocaulus, i want it!

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    #56

    Meet Baby Emily, Crochet Doll

    Meet Baby Emily, Crochet Doll

    Cleoschrochetart Report

    Dan Lindholm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why smallpox vaccines was invented

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think this is why smallpox was invented.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Du bist das sicherlich NICHT!

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trypophobes like me be curling up into a tiny little ball and dying in a dark corner right now

    Travis GoblinKing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send that thing back to the deepest part of hell that it crawled out of

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've just met her, but I don't want to see her again.

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    #57

    Week Nights At Teddy’s

    Week Nights At Teddy’s

    yellowhairtie Report

    KitFrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love bootleg fnaf merchandise

    Astoria McDonald
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you seen the boot leg sun and moon plushies it just says clown boss and yellow

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    Jesus Christ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not Bonnie the Bunny, thats "Ronnie the Hare." but really, bootleg fnaf merch is hilarous.

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to copy a famous game without getting sued...

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they wait for visitors, they smoke pot

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bootleg merchandise be hitting different

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would actually want this brand's pair of bootleg Foxy shades, despite me not being a fan of any game with jumpscares. I just want the Foxy shades cuz I'm a huge fan of foxes.

    Nyx Rod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what happens on week nights

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    #58

    This Children’s Toy That Looks Really Stoned

    This Children’s Toy That Looks Really Stoned

    unic0rn_scrapple Report

    Roborowski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he sees pink elephants

    BreGerEu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translating "blue elephant" into german means "drunk elephant" (blauer Elefant). So the description is accurate.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pull the string and hear me say, "Duuuuuude...."

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed the full name at the bottom (CuddleUppets), so I searched for CuddleUpp. Yeah, more than I needed to know about my local community of cuddlers, sheesh! The commercial for these things is whack. Who wants their weirdass kid walking around wearing a blanket all day?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc80dwkm7QQ

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the girl in the picture looks discusted

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These toys actually are supposed to look like they're tired and are ready to go to bed, but I do agree that they look high off their asses.

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    #59

    "No, This Is Patrick"

    "No, This Is Patrick"

    EldritchAbyssinian Report

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the client changes the business requirements halfway through a project

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inner machinations of my mind are a banana

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone write Patrick X Minions fanfic now

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Now I have to wipe the coffee off my screen - thanks for the chuckle! Have an upvote :)

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    TiaCalenture
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Patrick was more than friends with the minions too.

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even mind the colour so much, but why do they have these, uhm, dimples?

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    #60

    The Creepiest Toy I Have Ever Seen - At My Friend's House In Bushwick

    The Creepiest Toy I Have Ever Seen - At My Friend's House In Bushwick

    diving_bride Report

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only Halloween decoration you'll ever need.

    Suzy Lee Ferry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who was brave enough to kiss it on the belly ??

    Boredcanadian1234
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know why he has a lipstick kiss on his belly

    Alex M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually love this one, but I'm a scare actor. 😅

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, this WAS in Bushwick. The guy is an up and coming street artist there.

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    #61

    This Is What Happens When You Illegally Breed Humans And Trains

    This Is What Happens When You Illegally Breed Humans And Trains

    Blazestarninja13 Report

    Beth L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but what did he do to Sir Toppin Hat on order to get the monocle?

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    s. vitkovitsky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legal breeding creates better mutations.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thomas and monopoly guy had an affair

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thomas the evil runaway Russian train.

    Emma Jolivet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to break it to you about another Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, but.......

    Don Flynn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From one of the most annoying cartoons ever

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    #62

    This Weird Chinese Bootleg Is Homer Simpson. I Don't Even Know Where I Got It Or How Long I've Had It, But I Don't Think It Was Legally Manufactured

    This Weird Chinese Bootleg Is Homer Simpson. I Don't Even Know Where I Got It Or How Long I've Had It, But I Don't Think It Was Legally Manufactured

    IsaacTheAverage Report

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rejected member of the Teletubbies: Homi Wommi

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny. The Simpsons has been on for most of my life but I don't ever recall Homer sporting a peplum waistline.

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAH! Finally, he hade a real flesh color!

    Sara Hiscoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Wallice and Grommet

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tele-Homer-Tubby.

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    #63

    What Happened To You, Spidey?

    What Happened To You, Spidey?

    Rombit Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Wasp and Spiderman had a fight. The Wasp won.

    Lottie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and spider man found out he was allergic to wasp stings...

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when spiderman and the thing had a kid

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your test results are back... turns out it's not spidey senses at all, it's just shingles"

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crystal meth, crystal meth, does whatever a spider can...

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey boss, should we make Spider-Man or the Hulk?" "YES!"

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    #64

    This Toy Rabbit

    This Toy Rabbit

    reddit.com Report

    Myrtille rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obviously the rabbit of Caerbannog ,add some red coloring around the mouth and put it next to your Monthy Python collection

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUNNICULA please tell me I’m not the only one who read those books

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    Frédéric Jirou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the killer rabbit of Caerbannog from the movie Holy Grail (monthy python)

    Draco's Dragonfly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's Monty Python's killer rabbit!

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!!!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the holy hand grenade of Antioch!

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a toy rabbit that literally shredded paper and pooped it out. I almost got my finger in it’s mouth…

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How night of the lepus should've been

    Mia Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one of these and his name is Montey

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    #65

    When My Sister Was 8-9-Years-Old This Doll Was Her Favourite Toy

    When My Sister Was 8-9-Years-Old This Doll Was Her Favourite Toy

    nonexcludable Report

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's she like now? Pediatrician? Gerontologist? Both?

    Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair it probably had cute little gnome clothes and hat and stuff. I mean it's weird but I can imagine it clothed and I don't think it's that bad

    #66

    Found This Creepy Toy The Other Day

    Found This Creepy Toy The Other Day

    killltheclown Report

    Goth mouse (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like its from the fake documentary Mermaids: The Body Found! I want it! 😍

    Honey Slime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're right. This mermaid even has the same tail.

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks similar to PT Barnum's fiji mermaid

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally real. I believe it.

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    #67

    If We're Showing Off Creepy Dentist Props

    If We're Showing Off Creepy Dentist Props

    bhughey24 Report

    BreGerEu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one looks ridiculous good. I would put it in my flat.

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they putting these in animal plushies?! What in the world made you think it would look good

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooo I had just gotten over the fish

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually isn't that bad compared to most of those dentist toys. I love the dog's eyebrows.

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nothing! Have you guys seen the Pooh plush with real human dentures? THAT dental plush is scary as f**k!

    #68

    Meet Grziz

    Meet Grziz

    AdrianMHM Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who upside-downed my snoot?

    HappyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo, Grizzzzz!! i love We Bare Bears..

    BreGerEu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the mouth wokld be in the correct place it still would not look like a bear.

    #69

    How To Make Kids Terrified To Start Fires

    How To Make Kids Terrified To Start Fires

    catfisher007 Report

    Nour Slassi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On one of the comics I read smokey killed someone because that person started a fire

    velocirrober
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he inhaled a lot of smoke.

    Ruby Sadiwnyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smokey looks like he's been smoking

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only you can start fires. Mummy keeps her box of matches in the right hand drawer under the cupboard. Steal them and make SMokey the Bare proud.

    Ernie Tabuena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never knew Smokey was a Teletubby…

    otplus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont start fires or else

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    #70

    These Are The Kinds Of Toys We Have In England

    These Are The Kinds Of Toys We Have In England

    mrbjh Report

    BreGerEu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens when you feed them after midnight.

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the offspring of a Teletubbie and a member of Kiss...

    Baby Jenks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little black goth heart wants this! Is there a set?? Where can I get them???

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I want all four of these Skulletubbies. I loved watching Teletubbies as a toddler.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The f*cking vacuum's next, Boris!

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    #71

    The Simpsonsns

    The Simpsonsns

    MarX_64 Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from the alternate universe where they live in Chernobyl.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Simpsonsns are my favourite TV family. There's Midge, Boner, Bort, Mona Lisa, and Maggot.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bart looks like he's seem some s**t

    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they saw the bootleg name and are staring at it hoping no none notices it and buys them

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Simpsonsns"

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The simpsons with max g-force

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    #72

    Does Anyone Know What This Creepy Plush Is From, Found In Goodwill Donation

    Does Anyone Know What This Creepy Plush Is From, Found In Goodwill Donation

    Scarlet_Tempest Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks sad. He knows whoever put him together was a monster

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face is definitely Winnie the Pooh and the Grinch's love child.

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    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the love child of Pooh and the Grinch

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I didn't see this before my comment above. Absolutely does!!

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    ~familia madrigal~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pooh bear is that you....what have they done to you? oh my poor poor friend, i'll help you come with me :) *three hours pass* here you go my friend, all better😄haha your welcome pooh images-39-...5b0ee.jpeg images-39-623c7faf5b0ee.jpeg

    gloria benado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a really old Winnie the Pooh

    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like piglet’s face but Pooh’s body

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell. This creepy plush toy is from Hell.

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    #73

    Let's Play

    Let's Play

    Y_aa Report

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ernst Stavro Blofeld: The Early Years

    Emmett O'Brian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be a shame if something we're to happen to all these other toys you have

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I only play with cute babies, which you definitely are not.

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this image is going to be my reply text for the next week.no matter the incoming content

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're going to have to call the therapist of our babysitter again tonight.. "

    #74

    This Monstrosity I Found In A Gift Shop

    This Monstrosity I Found In A Gift Shop

    Moshcreep Report

    David Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy this in a heartbeat for the office's secret santa

    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks just like the image on the package 🙄

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puss looks so much better on the box than he does in his toy form.

    Ged Maybury
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Relive your bedtime stories ... AS NIGHTMARES! - Bwah-hah-hah-hah!"

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    #75

    Toy Story 5: Woody Gets Swole

    Toy Story 5: Woody Gets Swole

    Minifig81 Report

    Lottie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone poisoned the water hole!... with steroids...

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    Emmett O'Brian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Together to destroy the forces of evil" ?!? What the wha?

    Atlas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s sitting right next to the realistic Rex

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that judging on questions on other posts, only like half the people here knew what Swole was without looking it up or using context clues

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toy Story 6: Jessie the Bodybuilder

    Michelle C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Little Bo Peep would hit that.

    bigfoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is gonna be Woody in the next Toy Story

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah it says it’s from Toy Story 5.

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    #76

    These Children Toys Will Create Some Weird Offspring

    These Children Toys Will Create Some Weird Offspring

    VPee Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #77

    Cute Little Joker Stuffed Toy

    Cute Little Joker Stuffed Toy

    mfkncrazy Report

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cast list is from the animated movie, "Spies in Disguise", so maybe this was one of his disguises? Haven't seen it, just a guess.

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the cast list???

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tag,,, is that Arya Stark's kill list????

    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks stoned out of his mind.

    BreGerEu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does not even look evil. Just tired an resignated, if I use the last word correct.

    Rebecca O’Donnell
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not being mean, I think you mean resigned.

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    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on.....DJ Khalid?! What the f**k?!

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    #78

    Craigslist Find: 1966 Jumpin Mrs. Potato Head

    Craigslist Find: 1966 Jumpin Mrs. Potato Head

    Familiar_Big3322 Report

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, jump in your throat and dust

    Michelle C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She over did it with the mascara.

    Rayne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Murder Potato Head-- I mean Mrs. Potato Head.

    Ellen Light
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a green pepper in the box?

    Ruby Sadiwnyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the other head looks like the beautiful squidward meme

    #79

    My Wife’s “Mario” From Spain

    My Wife’s “Mario” From Spain

    GlobetrottinExplorer Report

    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the missing third brother, Unmaro.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diego J. Mario. He works in the background.

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    Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spanish Mario eats a bit too mucha paella

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she get a "Story of Zoe" Lucas plush from there, also?

    #80

    I Don't Even Know How To Describe This. Found It At My Local Supermarket

    I Don't Even Know How To Describe This. Found It At My Local Supermarket

    RamlethalKu Report

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, god! What have they done to my boy, Private?

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face reminds me of a Blue Meanie

    Mel Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man! Some one get that poor little Penguin out of there!

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    #81

    Elsa, You Look Different

    Elsa, You Look Different

    Shadow___Star Report

    birdy gobyebye
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is getting ready to deck Olaf

    ZentheOgre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't tell if Mr Bean or Chick from strangers with candy

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen Ursula turn into a princess, but a snow queen? That's new to me.

    Desiree Cretan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elsa looks like a widow with plastic surgery that just murdered her husband!

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    #82

    This "Pikachu" I Found On A Fair A Couple Years Ago

    This "Pikachu" I Found On A Fair A Couple Years Ago

    SmolMagicBoi Report

    SinéadQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got Mike Pence's fly!

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the fly has no idea what it's on

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put it through a teleporter with that fly on it, it's just gonna get worse from there.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fly actually increases its value.

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a morbidly overweight pikaplush with a loose lip and even he looks better

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    #83

    One Abomination Of A Ride At The Mall

    One Abomination Of A Ride At The Mall

    --V-O-I-D-- Report

    KitFrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheezits rice that's almost worse than a mario one I've seen

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen Spongebob, Pikachu and a yellow version of the cardinal from the Angry Birds game at my local mall, but never Mario. Is the Mario ride really that horrifying?

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    Atlas
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly…I would ride it

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kingdom for a banana for scale! The perspective makes this abomination look gigantic.

    Tinder of the SkyWings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really cute and please don't tell me that I'm missing something.

    #84

    This Was Sitting In My Dentist's Office. Staring At Me While I Waited For The Dentist. It's A Doll To Teach Kids How To Brush Their Teeth

    This Was Sitting In My Dentist's Office. Staring At Me While I Waited For The Dentist. It's A Doll To Teach Kids How To Brush Their Teeth

    milespiles Report

    Mel Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! Going to the dentist is bad enough...now to see this? Oh the humanity!

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    V33333P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT BEAUTIFUL EYES YOU HAVE, GRANDMA

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are going to brush their teeth out of fear at this point

    #85

    I Thought There Was A Child In This Elmo Toy

    I Thought There Was A Child In This Elmo Toy

    jameswg Report

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh cool now they have"Strangle me Elmo"

    An Unpopular Opinion.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's screaming, the child does

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    #86

    Do You Think This Is A Scary Doll For A 5-Year-Old?

    Do You Think This Is A Scary Doll For A 5-Year-Old?

    Shy_raspberry Report

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pull the string in the back, it says: Let's burn the house down

    ChickenNugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be a baby doll with albinism.

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it supposed to be albino, maybe?

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think flamingo bondage is great for a five year old.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flamingo looks scared to move.

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll stare right into their soul...

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she regrets all of her life choices

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a cousin of the Children of the damned?

    Ged Maybury
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a scary doll for ANY age!

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    #87

    Found At A Halloween Party In City Hall

    Found At A Halloween Party In City Hall

    DoggoLover42 Report

    Ged Maybury
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's just one of those cute toys they make - to teach vampire children how to brush their teeth.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The carrots had turned white!"

    #88

    Another Dental Prop. I Used This Alligator, I Named Him Alvin, To Teach Oral Hygiene To Preschoolers. It Was For A Nursing School Rotation

    Another Dental Prop. I Used This Alligator, I Named Him Alvin, To Teach Oral Hygiene To Preschoolers. It Was For A Nursing School Rotation

    The kids loved him and he became my sidekick for the rest of my semester at the preschool.

    cameron-jansen Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, on an alligator, the teeth don't look bad.

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    Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His teeth are yellow lol.

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this dental toy actually makes more sense than the Pooh one I've seen many times before. So does the dog toy as both dogs and alligators are known for biting things and people.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naaa, still creepy, just looks cuter in a wheelchair, I guess.

    royale..luvss.xd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the little wheel chair its so cute

    Emmett O'Brian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least crocs are supposed to have teeth

    #90

    This Plush Toy

    This Plush Toy

    sickmate Report

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Napoleon became a wrestler after he graduated high school.

    Laura Lawson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is the Honey Badger (Nick Cummins). He played AFL rugby then went overseas to play, Japan I think but don't quote me on that. He made a truckload of cash doing that & from advertising. He came back to Australia & was one of the strangest looking Batchelor on tv. His claim to fame on that show was that he picked...no one!! He got both girls excited at their chance with him, including a girl who practically stalked him the whole time & knew him previous to the show, & he dumped both of them! I actually thought that was brave of him to accept that he didn't actually want to be with either of them & didn't just go with one of them to make good ratings.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s T.J. Miller in doll form!

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like a guy I used to date when I thought I was desperate!!!

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    #91

    Why Is This A Child's Toy And Who Picked The Name

    Why Is This A Child's Toy And Who Picked The Name

    Waterblits12 Report

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they have a crap ton of products.... even puzzles.......that still include the teeth

    Maya Forbes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¨Sleep with your mouth closed and one eye open¨ lol

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they’re meant to be liked? They were made to be so ugly that they’re appreciated by certain people.

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    Wizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well s**t then im gonna have nightmares of this toy.

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    Ponypower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live all the toy shops in the town can not get rid of these things. They went from £15.99 to £12.99 to £9.99, then £5.99. Now I think they are a BOGOF at £2.99 and still not selling.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw those in a shop not so long ago, they're awful ;-; The teeth.. ughh

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    #92

    An Empty Psy Teddy Bear Water Ring Game You Can't Fill With His Testicles As Controls. I Used To Collect Knock-Off Toys. This Is My Favorite

    An Empty Psy Teddy Bear Water Ring Game You Can't Fill With His Testicles As Controls. I Used To Collect Knock-Off Toys. This Is My Favorite

    suitology Report

    Myrtille rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your testicles are placed where the ovaries are.. yes

    Official_Blink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GANGAM STYLE EEEEEEEEEEEY SMEXY LADYYYY

    #93

    A Toy That Expands Into A Dino In Water Turned Into This Monstrosity

    A Toy That Expands Into A Dino In Water Turned Into This Monstrosity

    TheGamingGallery Report

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look at it long enough you can almost hear it saying "Killlll meeeeeeee..."

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the creature from the end of Fly 2

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't a meteor that took them out. Twas smallpox!

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright the thing has a few million years of suspended animation to catch up on, let's give it a hot minute.

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just making it's way to a midnight snack, give it a break

    #94

    Found This In My Parents' Basement. Does Anyone Remember What This Was From Or What His Name Is?

    Found This In My Parents' Basement. Does Anyone Remember What This Was From Or What His Name Is?

    rj500v Report

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a discarded pizza slice from a Sbarro's in Newark airport that has now come alive.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'You want a pizza me?!'

    Beth L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Source material for Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks almost like Pizza the Hut.

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's banging on your door to let it in

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    #95

    A “Bunny” We Found At The Thrift Store

    A “Bunny” We Found At The Thrift Store

    Iqnua Report

    Honey Slime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely want this. So dang cute!

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want it so bad for my nephew for easter.

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct me I'm wrong, but isn't Pikachu a mouse?

    TiaCalenture
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pikachu was more than friends with a bunny.

    #96

    Toy From 1963, The Big Loo

    Toy From 1963, The Big Loo

    spherical_kittens Report

    Ged Maybury
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early prototype of the Star Trek medical scanner. This one had to be inserted.

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big loo? Because you crap.yourself when seeing this?

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    #97

    That's Scary

    That's Scary

    CubingMaster01 Report

    Ged Maybury
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, that's every Anime character ever drawn.

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Including Hentai... bu the look on her face.

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    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the kind of girl to trace something from her friend and say she didn't

    Just A Random Slytherin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, companies with impossible beauty standards for women.

    Kristie French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, look at the eyes/eyebrows. A might bit crooked.

    Luka Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids when you tell them not to drink the paint

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Momo before drugs (up to and including smoking the union pacific heritage fleet) ruined her life.

    Tinder of the SkyWings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an amateur manga artist, I find this personally insulting.

    #98

    Found The Legendary Green Mario Toy

    Found The Legendary Green Mario Toy

    mattfarron Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool. And probably not a mishap. You can get a Green Luigi suit in Mario Odyssey.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol also dang you got a good manga selection !

    Quasar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green actually looks good on him

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    #99

    I Found Mr. Bill At An Estate Sale. He Came Home With Me

    I Found Mr. Bill At An Estate Sale. He Came Home With Me

    malmanofleisure Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is Mr Bill from SNL. He’s was part of a claymation spoof during the 1970s.

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he on this list? He looks exactly right. Maybe they didn't know who he was? OH NOOOOOO!!!!!

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why this one's here, it looks exactly as I remember him, right down to the belt buckle. For reference, here he is with Sluggo on SNL in 1977: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgpEVzCUr3s

    #100

    Found This In A Souvenir Shop In Poland - I Present To You: Minionchu

    Found This In A Souvenir Shop In Poland - I Present To You: Minionchu

    xxOtakUWUxx Report

    ThreeFrogsInATrenchcoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually really adorable and I want it

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the accurate looking Pikachu backpack that's behind this monstrosity.

    TiaCalenture
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, and Pikachu was more than friends with the minions too.

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These pikachu fusions keep getting worse

    #101

    Looks More Like Jesus If You Ask Me

    Looks More Like Jesus If You Ask Me

    VincentLivings Report

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's from another universe

    salad potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like he's about to ask for a moment to tell you about our lord and savior jesus christ

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol he looks like his name should be Saint Theodosius the mortally bereft.

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    #102

    Kids' Meal Spongebob Toy

    Kids' Meal Spongebob Toy

    JMR0102 Report

    Wizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squandy, sandy and krabs' kid.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an actual licensed product from Burger King. spongebob-...7cf816.jpg spongebob-weird-624345f7cf816.jpg

    Stephanie Clein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually got one of these but not like that.

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's in tge chernobyl with sandy

    ThreeFrogsInATrenchcoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I thought she had panties on her head

    #103

    Off-Brand Barry B. Benson (From The Bee Movie) I Found In My House. He Absolutely Will Steal Your Soul And Eat Your Children

    Off-Brand Barry B. Benson (From The Bee Movie) I Found In My House. He Absolutely Will Steal Your Soul And Eat Your Children

    iluvshrek4ever Report

    ThreeFrogsInATrenchcoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you enjoy the American music genre, often associated with blues and soul, know as ja z z?

    #104

    Smile To The Camera, Kids

    Smile To The Camera, Kids

    Luigi_Y_Compania Report

    Ellie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely wouldn't mind having this in my house. I like it!

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Olivia? no idea she had teeth wow

    #105

    This Spongebob Toy

    This Spongebob Toy

    admirbudva Report

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That time he was covered in fungus?

    #106

    This Thing I Bought For My Son: You Don't See The Actual Toy Until You Open The Package. It Literally Advertises: "Seems Real"

    This Thing I Bought For My Son: You Don't See The Actual Toy Until You Open The Package. It Literally Advertises: "Seems Real"

    llondru-es Report

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    #107

    “Pikachu” Spotted In A Movie Theater Claw Game

    “Pikachu” Spotted In A Movie Theater Claw Game

    empowertherevolution Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 I'm blue da ba dee da ba di 🎵

    Boredravenclaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DA BA DEE DA BA DIE ok now I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head lol

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    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PIKABLU! IT REALLY EXISTS!

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what Shiny Pikachu should look like.

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is nobody gonna question what Pikachu is doing to that frog? Cuz it looks really wrong.

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's supposed to be shiny? Either way, I want it!

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned with the plushie Bobby Orr behind him! The logo's all wrong, so I'm guessing it's someone else, but I see Bobby Orr and it's cracking me up.

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    #108

    It Has 9 Legs

    It Has 9 Legs

    Silvermask07 Report

    Lori Rommel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try as I might, I only see eight. But if that was good enough for Odin ...

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, definitely only eight. If it had nine that would just be weird. Eight's fine.

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the Nordic Mythology line, "My Little Sleipnir." Odin and mare Loki figurines sold separately.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we have to excite him to see the 9th leg? 🙀

    Erin Aardvark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latest in genetic engineering. Crossing zebras with centipedes.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I count eight. this is Sleipnir, surely. Loki is his mummy.

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    #109

    I Found This At A Thrift Store And Am At A Loss For What It Is

    I Found This At A Thrift Store And Am At A Loss For What It Is

    I was hoping someone would know if it’s from some obscure toy line or even if I can get a name so I can research this funny little thing more, Google has been no help

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    T. D. Bostick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Ambiguously Gay sniper rifle.

    clive apps
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Russian economy represented as a toy

    clive apps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A toy representation of the Russian economy

    Noah, Jin Hui Ooi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The newest gun attachment is a miniature soldier that goes well with M1 Garands.

    #110

    Creepy Toy I Found Outside My Local Burger King

    Creepy Toy I Found Outside My Local Burger King

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    KitFrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's from the movie Rango

    This Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what it's supposed to look like

    Blue of the yams
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BEANS! It's Miss Beans from Rango!

    Maya Forbes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something straight out of a Tim Burton movie

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her name is Beans. She's a character from the movie Rango. She was creepy in that too.

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    Fraxinus excelsior
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a spy cam for the rats hiding nearby, so they know when the leftover food is dumped in the bins

    Ogre Juan Canolli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOMO https://www.google.com/search?q=momo&oq=MOMO&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j0i131i433i512j46i175i199i433i512j46i199i433i465i512j0i512j46i433i512j0i433i512j46i433i512j0i131i433j46i175i199i512.3800j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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    #111

    The Mouse Sees All

    The Mouse Sees All

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    RoseTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like he skinned Minnie and is wearing her face....

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes this toy look even worse is that this is an officially licenced Mickey Mouse toy, not a bootleg Mickey toy. I can accept this awful design choice on a knockoff Mickey toy from China or Russia, but not on one made by Disney.

    #112

    The Teeth On This Toy Shark

    The Teeth On This Toy Shark

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not THAT difficult, fred

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still a cute toy though!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The line thing is actually his nose.

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you squint, the mouth becomes a moustache and the shark has an overbite

    #113

    This Is A Squidward Toy At Walmart

    This Is A Squidward Toy At Walmart

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    GlitterDeath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it says "aquarium ornament"

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will probably look better under water, you know like it's actual purpose. Can't just show a random thing and claim it's a childrens toy.

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to look like that. It's an aquarium decoration, they all look like that.

    This Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the naughty fishes that you want to give nightmares

    User# 6
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it portraying him cooking the meth?

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    #114

    I Found The Bootleg Lighting Mcqueen Car

    I Found The Bootleg Lighting Mcqueen Car

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    Marinasongs1432
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, give him the EpiPen! *Chucks random can of epinephrine to stop reaction*

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Middle School picture McQueen

    clive apps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stretch limo McQueen - too many times to the drive through version

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're even worse with realistic-sized eyes!

    Maddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre-teen lighting McQueen

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    #115

    Elsa Can Fly Now

    Elsa Can Fly Now

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    Ged Maybury
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a gateway drug. "Mum, I wanna fly like Elsa!"

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet many ppl can fly if you ram a propeller through their skull.

    Ernie Tabuena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Inspector Gadget reboot is weird..,

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    #117

    Found Where I Blow Up The Light-Up Santa Claus I Bought

    Found Where I Blow Up The Light-Up Santa Claus I Bought

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    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wanna know what the Rudolph version of this toy looks like.

    #118

    Just Your Average Sonic Horse. With Love From Guadalajara, Mexico

    Just Your Average Sonic Horse. With Love From Guadalajara, Mexico

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    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the micky mouse and cat makes less sense i mean sonic go fast and kid want to go fast

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, that's Marie from the Aristocats up there.

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what's also odd about her being there is that she actually looks like her cartoon counterpart than Sonic does.

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    #119

    Really Toys R Us? Is That What You Call Them?

    Really Toys R Us? Is That What You Call Them?

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    Ed Brandon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't the batteries corrode in water?

    chuck.dont.surf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't have batteries, they're weighted.....oh wait. I see what you did there

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    Fraxinus excelsior
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How fast are you?" Depends which one you use honey!

    Fred Bigox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mummy have you seen my dive sticks 🤣🤣

    Luka Nothing
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    3 years ago

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    Myrtille rat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh so you need to be supervised by an experienced swimmer,It’ll add some fun

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    #120

    Shreek

    Shreek

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    #121

    Because Shopping At Walmart Isn't Bad Enough Already, They Have To Put Dolls Like This In The Toy Section

    Because Shopping At Walmart Isn't Bad Enough Already, They Have To Put Dolls Like This In The Toy Section

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    BreGerEu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vintage-doll, representing the times when kids had to work in cole-mines.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the bait and switch. Put old doll in box steal new doll.

    KelsN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a hard knock life!

    #122

    This Fairy Doll The Girls I Babysit Have

    This Fairy Doll The Girls I Babysit Have

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    Ged Maybury
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do not leave your fairy on the heater."

    Mushroomlover
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, my daughter has several of those same ones in different colors! They come from the dollar store and I don’t know why she likes them, lol

    #123

    Wonder Woman Is Pretty Tonight

    Wonder Woman Is Pretty Tonight

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these manufacturers not have eyes? So they just guess where they are supposed to be?

    #124

    So Many Things Are Wrong With This Bart Simpson Plush Toy

    So Many Things Are Wrong With This Bart Simpson Plush Toy

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    Falcon dimi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It´ s what he would look like if moe was the father

    #125

    This Dog Toy

    This Dog Toy

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    Ged Maybury
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embryonic hot dog. They all look like this at 3 months gestation.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red rocket is what that looks like to me. A possible obscene dog toy.

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    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like those hotdogs people make out of Starburst.

    #126

    Grogu Has Been Hot Boxing In The Razor Crest

    Grogu Has Been Hot Boxing In The Razor Crest

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    #127

    This Baby Toy Looks Like It's Being Suffocated By Ropes

    This Baby Toy Looks Like It's Being Suffocated By Ropes

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    Arcade Fire_Fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it is being suffocated by ropes.

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from that, at least this baby doll looks more like a real baby than the others we've seen in this article.

    #128

    This Poor Luigi And Boo At My Local JP Import Store

    This Poor Luigi And Boo At My Local JP Import Store

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    #129

    My Son Got A Woody Toy For His Birthday. First Thing He Did Was Turn Him Over And Reach For The Pull String

    My Son Got A Woody Toy For His Birthday. First Thing He Did Was Turn Him Over And Reach For The Pull String

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of how Woody is set up in the movies you would think a talking Woody doll would use a string on the back to get it to talk but apparently the toy manufacturer didn't. I hope that's what you were asking about.

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    #130

    Get Out Of My Swomp

    Get Out Of My Swomp

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    ThreeFrogsInATrenchcoat
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    3 years ago

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