You can often find a lot of variety within a kid's toy collection. And I'm not just talking about old, noisy cars and soft, cuddly teddies.
This time, Bored Panda is focusing on creepy toys—those that parents hope their child will never notice or at least come across in the store because there's something disturbing about them. For example, Bilbo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, who looks like an addict, or bootleg dolls with anatomical deformities.
So continue scrolling to check out some of the funniest, strangest, and downright scariest toys ever made. I don't know what the creators of these funny toys were hoping for, but these abominations are probably responsible for one too many nightmares.
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My Wife Asked If I Wanted To See The Creepiest Doll In Her Collection. I Was Not Prepared
This is the creepiest doll in the whole history of doll collections! Definitely!
Trust me, no one ever was prepared for this, including the toy maker
My guess? It's what they use to cover that things face!! That's what I'D use it for!!
Load More Replies...Somebody's Drugged The Waterhole
Woody looks like a 46 year old sex offender from West Virginia.
In this case I think snake is code for meth.
Load More Replies...Those are not toys though, they are obviously clay creations, maybe someone just really loves Toy Story and working with that rubbery clay
While I understand why people wouldn't like these creepy toys in their homes, shielding kids from scariness entirely isn't ideal either.
A survey of 1,003 UK parents by online bookseller The Book People found that 33% would steer clear of books for their children containing frightening characters. Asked about the fictional creations from children’s books they found scariest as kids, a fifth of parents cited the Wicked Witch of the West from L Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, with the Child Catcher from Ian Fleming’s Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang in second place. Third was the Big Bad Wolf, in his grandmother-swallowing Little Red Riding Hood incarnation, fourth was the Grand High Witch from Roald Dahl’s The Witches, and fifth, Cruella de Vil, from Dodie Smith’s The Hundred and One Dalmatians.
Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun
The gun is to MAKE the wound, so the doctor has something to treat.
none of that stuff is doctor or medical stuff, there's dental products and ducks and bowling pins too?
Those are therapy ducks. They go bowling after work.
Load More Replies...What every doctor needs bowling pins to knock you out and a desert eagle for those pesky unpaying visitors, then a nice bath with rubber ducks to clean up.
I am just as concerned about the bowling pins. Exactly what kind of doctor needs a gun, bowling pins AND rubber ducks. I am guessing this is actually supposed to represent a dentist, but my questions still stand.
They don't look like bowling balls since they don't have holes and are disproportionate. Not sure since the set is already weird.
Load More Replies...So I Bought An Already Creepy Looking Garfield Toy, But Then It Showed Up Vacuum Sealed, And Oh My God
They Couldn't Find A Better Place To Blow Up This Toy
However, psychologist Emma Kenny told The Guardian that fear is a natural response. “When you are reading a scary story to a child, or they’re reading to themselves, the child has got a level of control – they can put it down, or ask you to stop. And the story can raise a discussion, in which they can explore and explain the way they feel about a situation.”
Being frightened by a book or creepy kids toys, according to the psychologist, “helps forge resilience.”
“The world can be a scary place – children will get into situations where they're told off by teachers, or fall out with friends. Knowing how to confront fear is a good thing.”
Meanwhile In Australia
It was a sculpture made by John C*x for the Currumbin Wildlife Hospital Foundation in Currumbin QLD, Australia. There were 21 different ones they auctioned off for the charity in 2016, including this one and a Sailor Moon one. If you search "Animals with Attitude Sculpture Trails" you can see more of them.
I absolutely thought it was one of those kiddie rides you find outside a grocery store.
Load More Replies...Some ideas should just never see the light of day and this eldritch monstrosity from the depths of hell is one of them.
So I Was In The Toy Store And Saw This
Okay WTF I thought those were real babies for 2 seconds straight
First I thought they were full with dismembered baby parts, then I thought they were actual babies. Probably enough internet for today
My high school biology teacher had a couple of aborted babies in jars. Looking back I think that was something that encouraged my path to atheism. Damned catholic schools.
Load More Replies...Creepy! These are Baltorina’s Unique Babies (Baltorina is the name of the lady who makes them in South Africa).
Evil Looking Teddy Bear I Found In The Children's Section
Same here! That awesome colour and evil grin are quite the combo!
Load More Replies...mwuhahahhahahhaha give it to the person that has a crush on you >:) MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA cough cough
The good thing is that many of us know that. At least intuitively. The Book People’s survey also discovered that while a third of parents avoided books with scary characters, 78% said that baddies helped children “differentiate between good and evil,” 53% that they helped children “learn to cope with difficult situations,” and 48% that they help conquer fears.
“Children are often being wrapped up in cotton wool,” Kenny added. “Risk and fear are something we need in childhood. We know that people who take risks, in the long term, do better than those who don’t … And how can you feel safe and secure until you know what it’s like to be afraid? Anything that gives you a wide range of emotions in a safe and controlled environment is great.”
The Impossible Beauty Standards Of Chinese Dolls
There is no way the doll on the left can wear mask unless it's underwear-shaped
... but nobody will have to remind her to cover her nose!
Load More Replies...Left is an LOL surprise doll on a body that doesn't suit it. Right... looks like Camilo mid transformation.
*sniff* iVe aLwAYS wAnTeD tO lOOk lIKE thIS...suCH a MoDeL... Screenshot...42833d.png
No ones talking abot the "Frozen" knockoff called "Fashion" on the far left
Pikachu? I Haven't Heard That Name In Years
I'm looking for a man named pikachu do you know him? Pikachu? That's a name I havent heard in a long time. Do you know him? Of course I know him, He's me!
Load More Replies...Yes, This Will Help My Child Learn About Proper Dental Care. Not Terrify Them
It looks like it’s preparing to consume several small children
I think a bit more than seven! Maybe like all children and small adults
Load More Replies...This Rather Disturbing Ball Launcher Toy
How to explain to your child when they catch you playing teddy bears one night.
You see honey when 2 bears love each other very much…
Load More Replies...Some of the most common childhood fears are:
- Being alone;
- The dark;
- Dogs or other big animals;
- Bugs;
- Heights;
- Getting shots or going to the doctor;
- Unfamiliar or loud noises;
- Imaginary monsters — the “thing” under the bed, etc.
Another Fantastic Toy
He and that bike have a very special relationship. Let's give them their privacy. (It's about to go down right now)
I Choose You, Chikapu
I was almost on a laughing fit until I saw this comment, now I can barely breathe 🤣
Load More Replies...Rubber Duckies That Float Upside Down
A Ride-On Toy For Kids
And several people had to approve this design. Like wtf y'all nobody wants to see creepy uncle Donald.
But again, “Being afraid sometimes is a normal, healthy part of growing up,” says Elianna Platt, MA, LMSW, a licensed social worker. And, while kids do unfortunately sometimes face things that are truly frightening, most childhood fears, like these funny creepy toys, for instance, don't represent an actual threat — the “monster” in the closet is just an old coat you’ve been meaning to donate — which means they actually present an ideal chance for kids to work on their self-regulation skills. But for that to happen, parents have to address their own anxiety first.
Bear Anatomy Toy
screamed Tom for days, but no one heard his cries. What else was to happen to the human body without air 😔What a tragedy!
Load More Replies...You can buy these at Vat19.com. they have some amazing stuff and these come in two sizes. It's been on my wishlist for years.
I have a balloon dog like this! I love it and I will one day get this one too!!!!
s**t... I always thought teddies were reaching out for a hug.. turns out they're really saying 'don't f*****g come near me'
100% would purchase. If anyone can find it on an online shopping platform please share
It Was Time For Thomas To Leave, He Had Seen Everything
That character is in fact, Tuomas in Finnish. Without the i, though..
Load More Replies...He's seen what the fat controller did in the station waiting room
Blob Fish And Yoda Has Something Going Apparently
He looks like that one blobfish picture that went around the Internet a while back
That looks like the love child of a goblin and the blob fish.
nO, tHaTs WiTh A vAcCiNe (it’s called a joke, people)
Load More Replies...This is the way (reply this is the way and start a cult)
McDonald's Happy Meal Toy
you sound like you speak from experience. of seeing drunk arctic foxes.
Load More Replies...“We want to give kids the chance to practice getting through difficult situations,” Platt adds, “but for a lot of parents, that’s easier said than done.”
When you see your child in distress, the natural response is to want to make it better, especially if the fix seems easy. But even though jumping in might help your child be less afraid in the moment, in the long run, it can actually make it more difficult for them to learn how to calm themselves down. “If kids get the message that mom or dad will always be there to do the comforting, there isn’t much incentive, or opportunity, to learn how to do it themselves.”
So if they, for example, stumble across creepy toys, try to allow them to make sense of it on their own.
They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer
Why ? KKK is an American thing and they can't buy the Kinder surprise anyways
But people know about the KKK all over the world. Like people know who Hitler was and the nazi party in America despite that being German.
Load More Replies...Does nobody notice that the balloons look like sperm and they are literally being held by an egg?
That's so funny, because in Brazil kkk is a way to laugh int the internet, just like lol or lmao. When I talk with American friends I need to control myself to not send a kkk
Chinese LEGO Never Disappoint
tbf, that'd be a good set to make a stop motion parody movie with. Do they do a tiny putin one?
Oooo I hope they do! The things I would do to that little bastard.
Load More Replies...You mean Chinese knock-off Lego! Lego are actually very careful with what they produce and they have a policy against producing realistic modern weapons - though they do produce historic weapons for pirates and fantasy weapons for the likes of Star Wars models.
Which could be quite tricky - Star Wars weapons are based on WW2 guns
Load More Replies...Well you need baddies to play Lego I guess. Is it part of the Lego Evil Dictator range?
It's Lego City: World At War range. My favourite set is the D-Day one. It has 23 Allied soldiers and 30 Axis soldiers, three landing crafts, a poseable crashed ME-109, an M4 Sherman, a Willys MB Jeep, an Opel Blitz, and a play feature where you can breach the Atlantic wall. You can even kill Nazi general Wilhelm Falley in 17 different ways!
Load More Replies...Apparently, lego bootlegs can no longer be sued, but there really need to be rules to aboid this. They also made a muslim terrorist set
I Was In My Local Pet Store Looking For A New Dog Toy, Errm What?
All I can say is I hope my missus is getting royalties for the modelling work.
Thankfully I had just had my last sip of coffee when I read that!
Load More Replies...Hey. Bdsm people love animals and have pets too you know! This is funny. Imagine ya taking this for fido fetch time at the dog park. Lol
My dogs don't even like toys and I would still sooooo buy that for them...just for the WTF factor when guests come over and see it lying in the middle of the floor...lol
I just googled it and I’m traumatized
Load More Replies...Oh I would by that for my dog. I would love to watch that get completely destroyed by him. BURN IT WITH FIRE
My Pug Grow-In-Water-Toy That Was Only Half In The Water
That’s not a toy failure, that’s a failure to follow the instructions!
Once you know that you're child is afraid of someone, let them know you're taking the situation seriously. “When a kid says something’s scary, there's a pretty good chance that we as adults don’t think it’s scary,” Rachel Busman, PsyD, a clinical psychologist at the Child Mind Institute, explained. “But we always want to start by validating their feelings.”
For example, instead of “Oh come on, that wasn't scary!” or “What is there to be afraid of?” try something like, “Wow, it sounds like you were scared!” or, “I know a lot of kids worry about that.” It goes without saying that even though we find these funny creepy toys on the list amusing, your kid might actually be frightened of them.
So I Found This Monkey In The Attic
I have gasoline. What brand of matches? I only have Diamond but I can go shopping for more if you know a better brand. download-3...dd83e.jpeg
Masquerade, evil monkeys on parade...masquerade...
Load More Replies...Nope. You need the goonies plus every single person who ever won the final battle in a horror movie, with them being directed by Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, and J.K.Rowling on special effects to beat this guy. Or my grandma with a broom and dustpan. Either one.
uhm guys....am i the only one that noticed Screenshot...879a70.png
Was there also a poorly-attached chandelier? And a French guy lost in nostalgia?
Also a man who is COVID-safe and also plays with string?
Load More Replies...I Found This At A Toy Store In Portland
I wouldn't want those answers if you had them!
Load More Replies...hes either a simpson,made of butter, orrrrrr hes a child of god THE GOLDEN CHILD
I have mixed feelings about this. Should I laugh or cry or scream in terror...?
Lord Of The Rings Toy (Bilbo Baggins) Looks Like An Addict
It's a dangerous business, Frodo, *brrrrrp... going out your door. I mean...*baaarrrrrp You step onto the road, and if you... if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you, where you might be swept off to *buuuuurp
Load More Replies...That’s a single second of the film, that doesn’t define who Bilbo is as a person.
Yes addicted to the Ring! That's the face he made when he is angry about his ring taken away!
It looks like a bath salt addict who's mugging you at 2 AM in a McDonald's parking lot.
That’s really cool actually, I love merchandise based off just a single memorable moment.
Anyone thinking that's an odd-looking BIlbo has never seen the movies ... it's a great reference to a particular movie scene.
This Toy Ambulance Says "Meat" On It
Slang for ambulance is "Meat Wagon" so technically, it's accurate.
Once you've offered reassurance it's important to move on quickly. "We don’t want to dwell on offering comfort around the scary thing, because even that can become reinforcing and take on a life of its own," Dr. Busman said. Rather, start talking about how you’ll work together to help him start feeling braver and get to the point where he’s able to manage the fear by himself.
Vintage Clown Toys
The one behind looks like he's seen a nice bit of ass, but not the corporate email about sexual harassment in the workplace
Don't know why Gacy is creepimg behind the first one, but I don't like it
Idk how people check these things and keep them in their homes....
Load More Replies...No... Just no.... What's wrong with those people who made them... Look at the second one...
Toys were like that once. Back in the day it was probably alright.
Load More Replies...This Old Toothbrush With Bristles At The End Of The Barrel Of A Toy Gun - The Trigger Even Clicks When Pulled
I can't think of anything wrong with this! /s
Load More Replies...*looking ominously at Sherrif Plaque* There aint enough room in this mouth for the both of us *pause* *spits tobacco*...pardner
I always wondered why those mountain people are so good with a gun yet have almost no teeth?
He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost
He didn't know the horseman was headless, till now. He'd been wondering where the stench of rot was coming from...
Load More Replies...My Family And I Use This Gollum Toy To Hold The Money When We Play Cards
But not all fears are the same. “[The ones] that don’t interfere with a child's life don't always need getting over,” Dr. Busman said.
So if your little one doesn’t like scary movies, for instance, that's fine. It may actually be a testament to his self-advocacy skills, Dr. Busman noted. “Deciding, ‘I don’t like these, I’m not going to watch’ is your child standing up for his needs and saying, 'This is my limit.'”
Which, I guess, kids said about most of these terrifyingly funny toys.
My Boss Asked Me If I Could Make His Kids A Plush Toy. I Hope He Realizes That I Can Only Make Creepy Ones
TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Trolls
OMG I bought some of these for my son when he was about 4, so around 1993. As I remember, both standard troll dolls and TMNT were big at the time.
This Yoda Toy Kinda Looks Like Bill Cosby
Found This At A Toy Store
"They'd been talking about it for weeks but... but I didn't take them seriously!"
okay when they said they wanted to hang out i didn't think the meant this (also for anyone think about suicide. its not worse it love yourself. you are important to someone.)
the toy store making an example of the troublemakers, colorized 1901
They are literally hanging the giraffes. Why can't you just put the giraffes on the shelf.
Defective Pikachonk
"I love you too, Holmes.. but how could we possibly make love?' "The lemon entry dear Watson, the lemon entry"
Awww, I think it's oddly cute in a sad sort of knock-off muppet kind of way.
There's A Nightmare In My Boot
These Ride-A-Long Toys In A Mall
They had these at a mall in Virginia. Although they did not look as traumatizing as these. You would rent them per hour and when you run out of time it would turn off and you would bring it back to the stand you would rent it from.(I used to want to ride the cat ones, never did though. )
Yeah, the mall near me in VA has cute ones.
Load More Replies...Thomas Has Seen Better Days
This ain’t Tomas, this is Pablo who just visited his friend “Mary Jane”
remember the movie - MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE??? you know big green face on the semi truck?
What's the name of the creepy train in the Dark Tower series? Cause that might be him.
A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose
This Creepy LEGO Face I Found While Sorting Out A Box Of Toys
Oh yeah, that's from the rare limited edition LEGO(tm) Rapist Minifigure. Word is it didn't sell too well. It even came with a white van with blanked out windows.
I have a lego head from a doctor character, with reflecting grey glasses and a small smirk. Always thought he looked like a sex offender
Load More Replies...Lesa Sompsan
She looks like the time my kitty ate a bee :D 🦆
Load More Replies...The New Amiibo Look Cool
Every one of them looks like they know that you know that they shat in the box they came in.,
This is the look the manufacturer makes when someone's grandma buys their's instead of the real thing.
Christmas Carol Dolls, Made To Look Like They're Singing
I read ‘Christmas fantasy’ then looked at the mouth and lost it 😂
oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the dolls in the store are frightful but the packaging is delitful and sense we have enough dolls at home, LET IT GO LET IT GO LET IT GO
i feel like some one at HQ melted the face and the bosses were like,"yeah we can still sell this?
Batman From Infinity War
He’s just surprised he came through one of those portals into a marvel battle
Thanos could've done weirder things with a reality warpimg glove, it shows
This Quite Terrifying Dobby Toy I Came Across In The Range, UK
last time i try meth Grogu thought to himself as he was tripping balls
My sister has this. My mum held it up on a zoom call when her coworker was holding his baby and the kid cried.
Wanna Buy Some Babies In Jars?
For pickled baby’s, of course! For real though, probably transportation or to prevent parts from being stolen
Load More Replies...it's somewhere between bored, patronizing, and superior, imo.
Load More Replies...Buy this and when your done babysitting hand this to the parent and watch the panic on their face
This "Soda" Dog Toy That Looks Like Poop In A Cup
"Hi... I'm Max and if you pour some vodka in here we can be best fwends forever"
Now I'll be thinking of jingles for "poop in a cup" for the rest of my day
Goku’s Ugly Twin
That is what I look like when I stub my toe...
Load More Replies...Must have ingested some of that Rushian Pollonium during one of his battles.
Found This In The Skip At Work. Thrown Away. Still With Its Box. Unbelievable
Someone is defective and it's not The Exorcist model.
Load More Replies...That Regan, the possessed girl from the movie The Exorcist, so not a toy, but movie character figure, like Batman, R2D2, etc.
Awesome! This does not belong on this list at all! A collector's item, this sucker is selling for 400-600 bucks on eBay right now. Best part: the head spins, lol. I really need this!
Are you uncultured or something? This is an officially licenced movie collectible figure, not a defected toy. It's The Exorcist and she's supposed to look like that.
IKEA's Big Bad Wolf Toy Comes With A Grandma Doll That Fits In His Stomach
I had this, it's still at my grandparents house. You can get ur hand trough its stomach and out trough its mouth. It's terrifying
So...the wolf can not only eat grandma, but poop her out too? I...wow.
Load More Replies...We have this. It’s amazing. We also have the frog Prince who can turn from a Prince to a frog by turning him inside out.
Hah hah, I remember seeing those on a trip to Ikea and shoving the granny toy into the wolf's mouth and snickering like a maniac as I took photos.
this is not a fail. The IKEA fairytale inspired plushies just tell the respective stories. I like IKEAs toys, they are always creative and a bit "different" from the mainstream. I love their plush rats and spiders, the shark is also great and cuddly :)
This is also not a toy fail, this design choice was done on purpose. Now I want that Big Bad Wolf toy.
Friend Sent Me This Tiny Toy. I Think She Forgot That I Live At 10,000 Feet
well it is a squeeze toy tho sense different countries have different voltage all electronic cant move trans Atlantic
Load More Replies...Oh, jeez! Poor Dorothy! Looks like Farmer Tom squeezed her udders a little too hard.
This Wonder Woman Toy In Target Today Looks Like Superman In Drag. Merry Christmas
they're talking about the movie rating
Load More Replies...And now we know superman can't pull off a wonder woman look. I'm not sure why we needed to know that, but now we do.
For some reason, there were drag queens in my dream last night. It was weird because it was taking place in a universe where drag queens don't exist.
When live-action Belle fantasises herself as her favourite superhero.
This Pikachu My Girlfriend Gave Me For Christmas
It looks like a prehistoric creature called Diplocaulus, i want it!
Meet Baby Emily, Crochet Doll
Send that thing back to the deepest part of hell that it crawled out of
Week Nights At Teddy’s
have you seen the boot leg sun and moon plushies it just says clown boss and yellow
Load More Replies...Thats not Bonnie the Bunny, thats "Ronnie the Hare." but really, bootleg fnaf merch is hilarous.
I would actually want this brand's pair of bootleg Foxy shades, despite me not being a fan of any game with jumpscares. I just want the Foxy shades cuz I'm a huge fan of foxes.
This Children’s Toy That Looks Really Stoned
Missed the full name at the bottom (CuddleUppets), so I searched for CuddleUpp. Yeah, more than I needed to know about my local community of cuddlers, sheesh! The commercial for these things is whack. Who wants their weirdass kid walking around wearing a blanket all day?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc80dwkm7QQ
These toys actually are supposed to look like they're tired and are ready to go to bed, but I do agree that they look high off their asses.
"No, This Is Patrick"
When the client changes the business requirements halfway through a project
Ha! Now I have to wipe the coffee off my screen - thanks for the chuckle! Have an upvote :)
Load More Replies...I don't even mind the colour so much, but why do they have these, uhm, dimples?
The Creepiest Toy I Have Ever Seen - At My Friend's House In Bushwick
This Is What Happens When You Illegally Breed Humans And Trains
Ok, but what did he do to Sir Toppin Hat on order to get the monocle?
Load More Replies...I hate to break it to you about another Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, but.......
This Weird Chinese Bootleg Is Homer Simpson. I Don't Even Know Where I Got It Or How Long I've Had It, But I Don't Think It Was Legally Manufactured
What Happened To You, Spidey?
...and spider man found out he was allergic to wasp stings...
Load More Replies..."Your test results are back... turns out it's not spidey senses at all, it's just shingles"
This Toy Rabbit
obviously the rabbit of Caerbannog ,add some red coloring around the mouth and put it next to your Monthy Python collection
BUNNICULA please tell me I’m not the only one who read those books
Load More Replies...it's the killer rabbit of Caerbannog from the movie Holy Grail (monthy python)
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!!!
I had a toy rabbit that literally shredded paper and pooped it out. I almost got my finger in it’s mouth…
When My Sister Was 8-9-Years-Old This Doll Was Her Favourite Toy
Found This Creepy Toy The Other Day
It looks like its from the fake documentary Mermaids: The Body Found! I want it! 😍
I think you're right. This mermaid even has the same tail.
Load More Replies...If We're Showing Off Creepy Dentist Props
Why are they putting these in animal plushies?! What in the world made you think it would look good
That's nothing! Have you guys seen the Pooh plush with real human dentures? THAT dental plush is scary as f**k!
Meet Grziz
How To Make Kids Terrified To Start Fires
On one of the comics I read smokey killed someone because that person started a fire
Only you can start fires. Mummy keeps her box of matches in the right hand drawer under the cupboard. Steal them and make SMokey the Bare proud.
These Are The Kinds Of Toys We Have In England
My little black goth heart wants this! Is there a set?? Where can I get them???
Actually, I want all four of these Skulletubbies. I loved watching Teletubbies as a toddler.
The Simpsonsns
The Simpsonsns are my favourite TV family. There's Midge, Boner, Bort, Mona Lisa, and Maggot.
they saw the bootleg name and are staring at it hoping no none notices it and buys them
Does Anyone Know What This Creepy Plush Is From, Found In Goodwill Donation
The face is definitely Winnie the Pooh and the Grinch's love child.
Load More Replies...LOL I didn't see this before my comment above. Absolutely does!!
Load More Replies...pooh bear is that you....what have they done to you? oh my poor poor friend, i'll help you come with me :) *three hours pass* here you go my friend, all better😄haha your welcome pooh images-39-...5b0ee.jpeg
Let's Play
It would be a shame if something we're to happen to all these other toys you have
this image is going to be my reply text for the next week.no matter the incoming content
"We're going to have to call the therapist of our babysitter again tonight.. "
This Monstrosity I Found In A Gift Shop
Toy Story 5: Woody Gets Swole
These Children Toys Will Create Some Weird Offspring
Cute Little Joker Stuffed Toy
The cast list is from the animated movie, "Spies in Disguise", so maybe this was one of his disguises? Haven't seen it, just a guess.
Does not even look evil. Just tired an resignated, if I use the last word correct.
Craigslist Find: 1966 Jumpin Mrs. Potato Head
My Wife’s “Mario” From Spain
Diego J. Mario. He works in the background.
Load More Replies...I Don't Even Know How To Describe This. Found It At My Local Supermarket
Elsa, You Look Different
I've seen Ursula turn into a princess, but a snow queen? That's new to me.
Elsa looks like a widow with plastic surgery that just murdered her husband!
This "Pikachu" I Found On A Fair A Couple Years Ago
Don't put it through a teleporter with that fly on it, it's just gonna get worse from there.
I have a morbidly overweight pikaplush with a loose lip and even he looks better
One Abomination Of A Ride At The Mall
I've seen Spongebob, Pikachu and a yellow version of the cardinal from the Angry Birds game at my local mall, but never Mario. Is the Mario ride really that horrifying?
Load More Replies...My kingdom for a banana for scale! The perspective makes this abomination look gigantic.
That's really cute and please don't tell me that I'm missing something.
This Was Sitting In My Dentist's Office. Staring At Me While I Waited For The Dentist. It's A Doll To Teach Kids How To Brush Their Teeth
I know! Going to the dentist is bad enough...now to see this? Oh the humanity!
Load More Replies...I think they are going to brush their teeth out of fear at this point
I Thought There Was A Child In This Elmo Toy
Do You Think This Is A Scary Doll For A 5-Year-Old?
If you pull the string in the back, it says: Let's burn the house down
Found At A Halloween Party In City Hall
Oh that's just one of those cute toys they make - to teach vampire children how to brush their teeth.
Another Dental Prop. I Used This Alligator, I Named Him Alvin, To Teach Oral Hygiene To Preschoolers. It Was For A Nursing School Rotation
The kids loved him and he became my sidekick for the rest of my semester at the preschool.
Okay, this dental toy actually makes more sense than the Pooh one I've seen many times before. So does the dog toy as both dogs and alligators are known for biting things and people.
High Olaf
This Plush Toy
More like if Napoleon Dynamite had a kid with Richard Simmons..
Load More Replies...I didn't know Napoleon became a wrestler after he graduated high school.
My guess is the Honey Badger (Nick Cummins). He played AFL rugby then went overseas to play, Japan I think but don't quote me on that. He made a truckload of cash doing that & from advertising. He came back to Australia & was one of the strangest looking Batchelor on tv. His claim to fame on that show was that he picked...no one!! He got both girls excited at their chance with him, including a girl who practically stalked him the whole time & knew him previous to the show, & he dumped both of them! I actually thought that was brave of him to accept that he didn't actually want to be with either of them & didn't just go with one of them to make good ratings.
Why Is This A Child's Toy And Who Picked The Name
Because they’re meant to be liked? They were made to be so ugly that they’re appreciated by certain people.
Load More Replies...I saw those in a shop not so long ago, they're awful ;-; The teeth.. ughh
An Empty Psy Teddy Bear Water Ring Game You Can't Fill With His Testicles As Controls. I Used To Collect Knock-Off Toys. This Is My Favorite
A Toy That Expands Into A Dino In Water Turned Into This Monstrosity
If you look at it long enough you can almost hear it saying "Killlll meeeeeeee..."
Found This In My Parents' Basement. Does Anyone Remember What This Was From Or What His Name Is?
It's a discarded pizza slice from a Sbarro's in Newark airport that has now come alive.
A “Bunny” We Found At The Thrift Store
Toy From 1963, The Big Loo
Early prototype of the Star Trek medical scanner. This one had to be inserted.
That's Scary
Again, companies with impossible beauty standards for women.
Momo before drugs (up to and including smoking the union pacific heritage fleet) ruined her life.
As an amateur manga artist, I find this personally insulting.
Found The Legendary Green Mario Toy
Cool. And probably not a mishap. You can get a Green Luigi suit in Mario Odyssey.
I Found Mr. Bill At An Estate Sale. He Came Home With Me
That is Mr Bill from SNL. He’s was part of a claymation spoof during the 1970s.
Why is he on this list? He looks exactly right. Maybe they didn't know who he was? OH NOOOOOO!!!!!
Not sure why this one's here, it looks exactly as I remember him, right down to the belt buckle. For reference, here he is with Sluggo on SNL in 1977: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgpEVzCUr3s
Found This In A Souvenir Shop In Poland - I Present To You: Minionchu
I want the accurate looking Pikachu backpack that's behind this monstrosity.
Looks More Like Jesus If You Ask Me
looks like he's about to ask for a moment to tell you about our lord and savior jesus christ
Lol he looks like his name should be Saint Theodosius the mortally bereft.
Kids' Meal Spongebob Toy
This is an actual licensed product from Burger King. spongebob-...7cf816.jpg
I read your name as "Draco Malfoy" for some reason lmao
Load More Replies...Off-Brand Barry B. Benson (From The Bee Movie) I Found In My House. He Absolutely Will Steal Your Soul And Eat Your Children
Do you enjoy the American music genre, often associated with blues and soul, know as ja z z?
Smile To The Camera, Kids
This Spongebob Toy
This Thing I Bought For My Son: You Don't See The Actual Toy Until You Open The Package. It Literally Advertises: "Seems Real"
“Pikachu” Spotted In A Movie Theater Claw Game
DA BA DEE DA BA DIE ok now I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head lol
Load More Replies...So is nobody gonna question what Pikachu is doing to that frog? Cuz it looks really wrong.
I'm more concerned with the plushie Bobby Orr behind him! The logo's all wrong, so I'm guessing it's someone else, but I see Bobby Orr and it's cracking me up.
It Has 9 Legs
Try as I might, I only see eight. But if that was good enough for Odin ...
Yeah, definitely only eight. If it had nine that would just be weird. Eight's fine.
Load More Replies...From the Nordic Mythology line, "My Little Sleipnir." Odin and mare Loki figurines sold separately.
I count eight. this is Sleipnir, surely. Loki is his mummy.
I Found This At A Thrift Store And Am At A Loss For What It Is
I was hoping someone would know if it’s from some obscure toy line or even if I can get a name so I can research this funny little thing more, Google has been no help
The newest gun attachment is a miniature soldier that goes well with M1 Garands.
Creepy Toy I Found Outside My Local Burger King
Yes she is. Can't remember her name, but she was the "love interest."
Her name is Beans. She's a character from the movie Rango. She was creepy in that too.
Load More Replies...It's a spy cam for the rats hiding nearby, so they know when the leftover food is dumped in the bins
MOMO https://www.google.com/search?q=momo&oq=MOMO&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j0i131i433i512j46i175i199i433i512j46i199i433i465i512j0i512j46i433i512j0i433i512j46i433i512j0i131i433j46i175i199i512.3800j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
The Mouse Sees All
What makes this toy look even worse is that this is an officially licenced Mickey Mouse toy, not a bootleg Mickey toy. I can accept this awful design choice on a knockoff Mickey toy from China or Russia, but not on one made by Disney.
The Teeth On This Toy Shark
If you squint, the mouth becomes a moustache and the shark has an overbite
This Is A Squidward Toy At Walmart
It's supposed to look like that. It's an aquarium decoration, they all look like that.
I Found The Bootleg Lighting Mcqueen Car
Here, give him the EpiPen! *Chucks random can of epinephrine to stop reaction*
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I Just Wanted A Normal Sonic Figure But Got Whatever This Is Instead. From A Mystery Surprise Toy Box
Found Where I Blow Up The Light-Up Santa Claus I Bought
Just Your Average Sonic Horse. With Love From Guadalajara, Mexico
the micky mouse and cat makes less sense i mean sonic go fast and kid want to go fast
And what's also odd about her being there is that she actually looks like her cartoon counterpart than Sonic does.
Load More Replies...Really Toys R Us? Is That What You Call Them?
They don't have batteries, they're weighted.....oh wait. I see what you did there
Load More Replies...oh so you need to be supervised by an experienced swimmer,It’ll add some fun
Shreek
I think it was made like this intentionally. I want the Donkey version of this toy.
Because Shopping At Walmart Isn't Bad Enough Already, They Have To Put Dolls Like This In The Toy Section
Vintage-doll, representing the times when kids had to work in cole-mines.
Looks like the bait and switch. Put old doll in box steal new doll.
This Fairy Doll The Girls I Babysit Have
Omg, my daughter has several of those same ones in different colors! They come from the dollar store and I don’t know why she likes them, lol
Wonder Woman Is Pretty Tonight
So Many Things Are Wrong With This Bart Simpson Plush Toy
This Dog Toy
Red rocket is what that looks like to me. A possible obscene dog toy.
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This Baby Toy Looks Like It's Being Suffocated By Ropes
Aside from that, at least this baby doll looks more like a real baby than the others we've seen in this article.
This Poor Luigi And Boo At My Local JP Import Store
My Son Got A Woody Toy For His Birthday. First Thing He Did Was Turn Him Over And Reach For The Pull String
Because of how Woody is set up in the movies you would think a talking Woody doll would use a string on the back to get it to talk but apparently the toy manufacturer didn't. I hope that's what you were asking about.
Load More Replies...Get Out Of My Swomp
I think it’s a joke bc it’s a bootleg toy
Load More Replies...I saved this photo few years back. The amazing Clamberman. clamberman...247343.jpg
What if China's entire mission is to completely destroy the minds of our children by creating knock-off monstrosities?
Honestly people, Most of these are no worse that Disney creations. Just because YOU are used to seeing Disney tacky stuff doesn't make it any better :-(
I saved this photo few years back. The amazing Clamberman. clamberman...247343.jpg
What if China's entire mission is to completely destroy the minds of our children by creating knock-off monstrosities?
Honestly people, Most of these are no worse that Disney creations. Just because YOU are used to seeing Disney tacky stuff doesn't make it any better :-(
