ADVERTISEMENT
Article created by: Akvile Petraityte 🇺🇦

You can often find a lot of variety within a kid's toy collection. And I'm not just talking about old, noisy cars and soft, cuddly teddies.

This time, Bored Panda is focusing on creepy toys—those that parents hope their child will never notice or at least come across in the store because there's something disturbing about them. For example, Bilbo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, who looks like an addict, or bootleg dolls with anatomical deformities.

So continue scrolling to check out some of the funniest, strangest, and downright scariest toys ever made. I don't know what the creators of these funny toys were hoping for, but these abominations are probably responsible for one too many nightmares.

This post may include affiliate links.

#1

My Wife Asked If I Wanted To See The Creepiest Doll In Her Collection. I Was Not Prepared

Creepy toy baby doll with exaggerated screaming expression lying in a box with bubble wrap, unsettling and nightmare-inducing.

foolwiththefez Report

Final score:
0points
POST
RELATED:
    #2

    Somebody's Drugged The Waterhole

    Creepy toy figures from popular animated movies with distorted and unsettling facial expressions on display.

    CANT_TRUST_HILLARY Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #3

    Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun

    Creepy pink toy doctor set including dental tools and toy guns, blending medical play with unsettling elements.

    darkman21 Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #4

    So I Bought An Already Creepy Looking Garfield Toy, But Then It Showed Up Vacuum Sealed, And Oh My God

    Stuffed creepy toy cat with droopy eyes shown intact and then crushed, illustrating hilariously creepy toys nightmare theme.

    miragonz Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #5

    Meanwhile In Australia

    Creepy toy figure with distorted face and colorful outfit resembling a distorted cartoon character, causing nightmare vibes.

    greggobbard Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #6

    So I Was In The Toy Store And Saw This

    Four eerily lifelike creepy toys resembling babies stored in clear plastic boxes on a shelf in a store.

    ksigler Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #7

    Evil Looking Teddy Bear I Found In The Children's Section

    Hand holding a creepy plush toy bear with intense eyes in a store aisle of unsettling toys causing nightmares.

    rzyua Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #8

    The Impossible Beauty Standards Of Chinese Dolls

    Two creepy dolls with large eyes and unusual facial expressions in retail packaging, creepy toys causing nightmares.

    ClassyLion Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    Pikachu? I Haven't Heard That Name In Years

    Oversized creepy Pikachu plush toy with distorted features in a store, one of the hilariously creepy toys.

    lurkingupvotetroll Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #10

    Yes, This Will Help My Child Learn About Proper Dental Care. Not Terrify Them

    Plush clownfish toys with exaggerated teeth and creepy expressions, perfect examples of hilariously creepy toys.

    mldutch , EpicAblaze Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #11

    This Rather Disturbing Ball Launcher Toy

    Creepy toy bear with blue balls in mouth, displayed among other unusual toys causing creepy toy nightmares.

    Mouthmouthmouth Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #12

    I Choose You, Chikapu

    Plush toy resembling a distorted Pikachu with an unsettling face, one of the hilariously creepy toys causing nightmares.

    Sunflake685 Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #13

    Rubber Duckies That Float Upside Down

    Three small creepy toys floating in a bathtub with water running from a faucet, creating ripples and bubbles.

    zoerows Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #14

    A Ride-On Toy For Kids

    Creepy vintage duck ride-on toy with exaggerated features and bright colors displayed in a store setting.

    roma_amor Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #15

    Bear Anatomy Toy

    Transparent gummy bear toy showing creepy skeleton and brain inside, part of hilariously creepy toys collection.

    angelbossrussell Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #16

    It Was Time For Thomas To Leave, He Had Seen Everything

    Creepy toy train with distorted face and the name "TUOMASI," part of hilariously creepy toys collection that give nightmares.

    nunchuck-lady Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #17

    Blob Fish And Yoda Has Something Going Apparently

    Creepy plush toy resembling Baby Yoda with unsettling large eyes and distorted features on a cluttered desk.

    nickflemens Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #18

    McDonald's Happy Meal Toy

    Small creepy toy Arctic fox with oddly large eyes placed next to an Arctic Fox animal card on a kitchen counter.

    theblondepenguin Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #19

    My Pug Grow-In-Water-Toy That Was Only Half In The Water

    Creepy toy figurine of a pug dog with an unusual round body shape on patterned fabric background.

    Lil_Chapstick Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #20

    So I Found This Monkey In The Attic

    Creepy vintage toy monkey with cymbals wearing striped pants and a yellow vest on a wooden surface.

    mostly_grapes Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #21

    I Found This At A Toy Store In Portland

    Creepy yellow doll toy with a broken baby chick and baby bottle in a highchair, a hilariously creepy toy nightmare.

    sgraff25 Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #22

    Lord Of The Rings Toy (Bilbo Baggins) Looks Like An Addict

    Creepy Lord of the Rings toy figure with exaggerated facial expression in original packaging and a $20 price tag.

    socialcircleguy Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    data1001 avatar
    Data1001
    Data1001
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's how he actually looks in one particular scene.

    0
    0points
    reply
    #23

    This Toy Ambulance Says "Meat" On It

    Small white toy van labeled meat with medical symbols held in hand, one of the hilariously creepy toys causing nightmares.

    Tovmachnyk Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #24

    Vintage Clown Toys

    Vintage creepy clown toys with worn fabric and eerie painted faces, perfect examples of nightmare-inducing creepy toys.

    Contrariwise2 Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #25

    This Old Toothbrush With Bristles At The End Of The Barrel Of A Toy Gun - The Trigger Even Clicks When Pulled

    Yellow toy gun shaped toothbrush with a star detail, showcasing one of the hilariously creepy toys causing nightmares.

    Da_Rish Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #26

    He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost

    Creepy toy horse with exaggerated eyes and worn paint in an arcade setting among other colorful children’s rides.

    penina999 Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #27

    My Family And I Use This Gollum Toy To Hold The Money When We Play Cards

    Creepy toy figurine resembling Gollum holding a rolled-up dollar bill on a red patterned surface.

    ExuberantBadger Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #28

    My Boss Asked Me If I Could Make His Kids A Plush Toy. I Hope He Realizes That I Can Only Make Creepy Ones

    Creepy handmade stuffed toy with large yellow eyes and patchwork design, fitting the creepy toys nightmare theme.

    Einheitsbrei Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #29

    TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Trolls

    Two creepy toys resembling turtles with bright red and blue wild hair standing on a white surface indoors.

    SuicidalReviver Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #30

    This Yoda Toy Kinda Looks Like Bill Cosby

    Plush Yoda toy with a LEGO Star Wars tag, part of a collection of hilariously creepy toys that give us nightmares.

    ElpredePrime Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #31

    Found This At A Toy Store

    Three hilariously creepy giraffe toys with exaggerated features hanging in a store, eerie and nightmare-inducing toy display.

    MrGohan26 Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #32

    Defective Pikachonk

    Large creepy Pikachu toy with detective hat in a store window surrounded by Pokémon toys, a hilariously creepy toy display.

    hamhold Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #33

    These Ride-A-Long Toys In A Mall

    Creepy toys resembling popular characters lined up inside a mall, featuring unsettling and bizarre designs.

    Guitar8907 Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #34

    Thomas Has Seen Better Days

    Face of a hilariously creepy toy train with exaggerated features and a sinister smile on a blue ride vehicle.

    reddit.com Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #35

    A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose

    Hand holding a creepy toy rabbit with exaggerated blue nose and colorful bow tie on a sparkly surface.

    DragoTheFloof Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #36

    This Creepy LEGO Face I Found While Sorting Out A Box Of Toys

    Yellow toy head with a creepy, unsettling face drawn on it, one of the hilariously creepy toys that give us nightmares.

    kitherarin Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #37

    Lesa Sompsan

    Yellow creepy toys resembling a cartoon character with wide eyes and unsettling smiles in a pile of various plush toys.

    RadiantDoughnut0 Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #38

    The New Amiibo Look Cool

    Creepy Pokémon toys with exaggerated grins and unsettling expressions, perfect examples of hilariously creepy toys causing nightmares.

    ohanamodel Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #39

    Christmas Carol Dolls, Made To Look Like They're Singing

    Creepy porcelain doll with wide open mouth and blue eyes in original Christmas Fantasy packaging, eerie toy collectible.

    juul_ian Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #40

    Batman From Infinity War

    Creepy Batman action figure toy with distorted eyes inside plastic packaging, one of the hilarious nightmare-inducing toys.

    lionhearttwb Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #41

    This Quite Terrifying Dobby Toy I Came Across In The Range, UK

    Creepy toy with oversized eyes and long limbs sitting in a box, evoking hilariously creepy toy nightmares.

    squish-squish-beep Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #42

    Wanna Buy Some Babies In Jars?

    Two creepy baby dolls in blue outfits inside jars with blue lids, displayed on a store shelf as creepy toys.

    sagitta42 Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #43

    This "Soda" Dog Toy That Looks Like Poop In A Cup

    Plush toy with wide eyes wrapped in a red, white, and blue cup, one of the creepy toys that will give us nightmares.

    TurkayLurkay Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST
    #44

    Goku’s Ugly Twin

    Distorted action figure toy with exaggerated features wearing an orange outfit, part of hilariously creepy toys collection.


    ltyboss Report

    Final score:
    0points
    POST

    Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing!

    Follow Bored Panda on Google News!