50 Hilarious Times Coworkers Made Everyone Laugh Out Loud

Ah Jeez.. How many puns you have today?

I hate you. that was so good

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That a generic white guy and a generic Scots-Irish guy look like a couple other generic white guys and a generic Scotsman?

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It's actually nicer than my response would be...

Instead of Wicket... No way :)

Maybe it is the boss after all, or the closest likeness?

I loled hard at that one!

aka "Acute Failure of the Still Alive Gland"

My manager always said: "No need to come in when you're feeling sick. I don't want to end up with 40 sick employees just because you think that I'm impressed when you show up even when you're sick. No, I'm not impressed by you spreading your germs all around and it will be your last day on the job."

Aunt Messy - that is not current theory. Scientists now say that the common cold is infectious from a few days before your symptoms appear until all of the symptoms are gone (bar a lingering cough). Most people will be infectious for around two weeks. Symptoms are usually worse during the first two to three days and this is when you're most likely to spread the virus. When people are sneezing in particular.

That's true. Except I have work which requires a lot of driving, so feeling a bit unwell can cause a serious problems for me in car. This is one of the reasons I can alway give away, when I don't feel OK to work :) and they accept :)

It is a stupid and inhuman policy to insist people work when they are sick!

The other thing that they don't seem to realize is that if someone comes in sick instead of staying home and resting they will A) take much longer to recover this lowering their productivity over many days instead of maybe 1 or 2 and B) could infect others (if they haven't already) who DO have lower immune systems... and yes I know the whole thing about being contagious a few days before showing symptoms but germs do stay on surfaces for long periods of time (especially in an office) unless the employees religiously wipe off their desks, phones, mouses, etc..

Game localisation team here! Well said, Laugh Fan... Next time you're pissed at minor typing mistakes, or questionable word choices in translations, remember we're just office workers obligated to come sick and with limited deadlines... *sigh*

I have chronic autoimmune diseases and my mom brings home things from her work because people come there sick. She rarely gets sick but usually when she does, that's when I get it and she'll be fine 2 days later while I take 8 weeks to get better. So I'm always advocating for healthcare and paid sick leave. Your sickness could go to someone who will spread it to someone to someone and then me. I don't want to die because you couldn't stay in bed for 2 days.

Colds now make me severely ill. I immediately get super sinus infections and everything hurts including my teeth. I just CAN'T work.

My job doesn't want you to come into work sick but doesn't want you to stay home. And if you do come to work sick you can't cough too much and you can't sound sick.

When he went to Japan on business my dad inquired as to why there were office workers in the factory he was visiting were wearing surgical type masks. The reason was that they had colds and this was the way they prevented the spread of germs.

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They would be annoyed if you stay home because of a cold?? OMG, Which country is this? And 'paid sick leave'? Does that mean 'unpaid sick leave' exists too?

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HAHAHAHA.... Stupid Americans.

Me!

Until the 3rd image, yeah.

All of us? What are the odds?

count me in

Me.... Should feel dumb?

*raises hand*

me for hells sake