The internet is awash with generic inspirational quotes encouraging you to believe in yourself, to shoot for the stars, and to seize the day because there's nothing you're not capable of when you put your mind to it. And who knows, maybe they have a point. But for those people who are tired of being life-coached by some faceless spewer of truth and wisdom, this Instagram account full of shitty life tips is for you.

It's called "Unspirational," and as you can see from the hilarious motivational phrases below, that's precisely what it is. Think you're special? You're not. You're only here because your parents had sex. Believe in yourself? What's the point? You'll only be disappointed when you fail. Dance like nobody is watching? Screw that. Eat like nobody is going to see you naked!

Sure, for some these demotivational quotes might seem pretty harsh, but it is always healthy to have a reality check and set your goals so that you can really reach them.

Scroll down for uninspirational quotes, prepare to be uninspired and maybe even have a laugh, because some of these are just hilariously funny quotes.

More info: Instagram (h/t: designyoutrust)

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Zori the degu 1 year ago

That's what I usually do.

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

I should tell my human the same thing.

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mocochang 1 year ago

OMG yes, that always annoys me so much.

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Cip IESAN 1 year ago

Shutting the fuck up is free

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Jade Lynn 1 year ago

2 milk 2 sweetner, but here in Canada most people say please and thank you so that's more than 4 words.

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troufaki13 1 year ago

I don't need a reason to eat! I just looove food! ♥ When I'm eating, I'm fantacizing about my next meal! :D

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Erwin Sanz 1 year ago

This is funny!!

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

Sadly, This seems like a pretty clever idea to me

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Bisma Dewantara 1 year ago

And i'm proud of that

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Kelly Valenzuela 1 year ago

....is finding a reason to shave my legs =P

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nanashi 1 year ago

unfortunately true.

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Zori the degu 1 year ago

It's far better to be an asshole than an idiot.

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

So I can view them in the toilet?

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Daria B 1 year ago

I ain't borrowing no shoes! ò_ó

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Marina Allemani (ReginaVeleno) 1 year ago

Well... it's time to confess that ever since the word "selfie" surfaced, I thought of that in a NSFW way, and that made reading conversations about selfies creepily hilarious.

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Hope Floats 1 year ago

Laughed out loud at this..Mainly because I agree 100%.

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Zori the degu 1 year ago

At least you are better than the neighbor.

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Erwin Sanz 1 year ago

Haha

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

'I'm having a great day!' *sees poster* 'Nevermind.'

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Bisma Dewantara 1 year ago

Good times ? Wth is that ?

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Bisma Dewantara 1 year ago

High five dude !

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Pandola 1 year ago

thank you

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lovealways<3 1 year ago

Never!

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Ben Smith 1 year ago

Hahahahah

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Zori the degu 1 year ago

Another solid, truthful advice.

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Griselle Lugo 1 year ago

Thank youuuu!!!

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Zori the degu 1 year ago

Of course it does! Or it would not be such a git!

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Kristaps Sungailis 1 year ago

This is good one! :)

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lovealways<3 1 year ago

Bahahaha

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Erwin Sanz 1 year ago

Hahaha

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

some of my best friends are imaginary *cries*

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Bisma Dewantara 1 year ago

Solitude is bliss, everytime

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Pandola 1 year ago

it is...

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

Lifestyle of Grumpy Cat.

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Lazy Panda 1 year ago

That quote just a little bit reminds me of RuPaul's drag race bc they were saying "If you can't love yourself how are you going to love someone else" idk I guess the connected just clicked even though both quotes are opposite almost :/

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KatJ 1 year ago

And "Just running a quick errand, be gone for 5 minutes tops" is always a lie

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

Waking up from a nightmare to a nightmare...?

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Pandola 1 year ago

pure wisdom...

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Juana 1 year ago

I just can't.

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Bisma Dewantara 1 year ago

Tbh, i really mean to do that

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Jazzy McSquishy-Buggs 1 year ago

Hello food my old friend...

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Hisseefit 1 year ago

I try to limit time with those who are energy vampires.

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Zori the degu 1 year ago

Yeah, what's the difference anyway, you'd run either before, or after you miss the subway.

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Griselle Lugo 1 year ago

Thank you again!!

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Bisma Dewantara 1 year ago

Because we always set high expectation

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Bisma Dewantara 1 year ago

Just like my life, impossible goals that never reached. But i don't know why i'm still loving to dream it.

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Juana 1 year ago

Oh this is my brother! He's always telling my mom and dad "happy birthday" or "happy anniversary" on his FB page. They never go on FB!

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rai mei 1 year ago

this is true for those people who are like whores in social media

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Joy Nawati 1 year ago

Yeah.. that is so pretty true