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The internet is awash with generic inspirational quotes encouraging you to believe in yourself, to shoot for the stars, and to seize the day because there's nothing you're not capable of when you put your mind to it. And who knows, maybe they have a point. But for those people who are tired of being life-coached by some faceless spewer of truth and wisdom, this Instagram account full of shitty life tips is for you.

It's called "Unspirational," and as you can see from the hilarious motivational phrases below, that's precisely what it is. Think you're special? You're not. You're only here because your parents had sex. Believe in yourself? What's the point? You'll only be disappointed when you fail. Dance like nobody is watching? Screw that. Eat like nobody is going to see you naked!

Sure, for some these demotivational quotes might seem pretty harsh, but it is always healthy to have a reality check and set your goals so that you can really reach them.

Scroll down for uninspirational quotes, prepare to be uninspired and maybe even have a laugh, because some of these are just hilariously funny quotes.

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Jade Lynn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 milk 2 sweetner, but here in Canada most people say please and thank you so that's more than 4 words.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't need a reason to eat! I just looove food! ♥ When I'm eating, I'm fantacizing about my next meal! :D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... it's time to confess that ever since the word "selfie" surfaced, I thought of that in a NSFW way, and that made reading conversations about selfies creepily hilarious.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That quote just a little bit reminds me of RuPaul's drag race bc they were saying "If you can't love yourself how are you going to love someone else" idk I guess the connected just clicked even though both quotes are opposite almost :/

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And "Just running a quick errand, be gone for 5 minutes tops" is always a lie

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Zori the degu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, what's the difference anyway, you'd run either before, or after you miss the subway.

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Bisma Dewantara
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just like my life, impossible goals that never reached. But i don't know why i'm still loving to dream it.

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Juana
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this is my brother! He's always telling my mom and dad "happy birthday" or "happy anniversary" on his FB page. They never go on FB!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is true for those people who are like whores in social media

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