The internet is awash with generic "inspirational" quotes encouraging you to believe in yourself, to shoot for the stars, and to seize the day because there's nothing you're not capable of when you put your mind to it. And who knows, maybe they have a point. But for those people who are tired of being life-coached by some faceless spewer of truth and wisdom, this Instagram account is for you.


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It's called "Unspirational", and as you can see from the hilarious quotes below, that's precisely what it is. Think you're special? You're not. You're only here because your parents had sex. Believe in yourself? What's the point? You'll only be disappointed when you fail. Dance like nobody is watching? Screw that. Eat like nobody is going to see you naked! Scroll down for more uninspiring quotes, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

More info: Instagram (h/t: designyoutrust)

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Zori the degu 3 months ago

That's what I usually do.

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CatShatBrix 3 months ago

I should tell my human the same thing.

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mocochang 3 months ago

OMG yes, that always annoys me so much.

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Cip IESAN 3 months ago

Shutting the fuck up is free

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Jade Lynn 3 months ago

2 milk 2 sweetner, but here in Canada most people say please and thank you so that's more than 4 words.

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troufaki13 3 months ago

I don't need a reason to eat! I just looove food! ♥ When I'm eating, I'm fantacizing about my next meal! :D

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Erwin Sanz 3 months ago

This is funny!!

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CatShatBrix 3 months ago

Sadly, This seems like a pretty clever idea to me

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Bisma Dewantara 3 months ago

And i'm proud of that

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Kelly Valenzuela 3 months ago

....is finding a reason to shave my legs =P

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