People Are Sharing Pics Of The Worst Software Fails They’ve Encountered And They’re Hilarious (50 New Pics)
[Beep boop, does not compute.] Computers and their software are only as smart as the people who program them. And even then, no programmer is perfect: there might be a small error in the code, a pesky bug, or an unexpected glitch that makes the software do what it’s not supposed to. The results can be hilarious and might get you chuckling whether you’re a coding tech veteran or you cheekily press your PC’s ‘off’ button when prompted to ‘press any button to continue.’
Our team here at Bored Panda loves humor and thinks that it’s one of the most powerful tools in anyone’s arsenal when life gets dark, dangerous, and depressing. So we’ve surfed all over the net to bring you these glorious software fails that would make even ‘The Matrix’ glitch out. Scroll down and remember to upvote the pics you liked the most, dear Pandas. Tell us all about the worst software chaos that you’ve personally seen in the comment section at the bottom of this list.
And if you’re hungry for some more digital laughter, take a peek at our previous article about software hilarity right here.
Steven Wooding, a member of the Institute of Physics in the UK and part of the Omni Calculator Project, who created the fun and useful Weird Units Converter, explained to Bored Panda how he approaches software bugs and glitches.
"I'm a physicist, so I like to use the scientific method when debugging troublesome code. If it's a bug that a user has reported, the first job is to reproduce the bug yourself. If you can't, then maybe there's a problem with something outside your control," he explained to us his approach. "Once you've reproduced it, develop a hypothesis as to why the software is behaving incorrectly and test it. Once you have a proven theory, it's time to fix the bug, then try again to see if the issue is resolved. You have to be careful, though, as the fix might introduce another bug. Having a standard set of tests will help catch such errors."
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Guess I’ll Be Living Unhealthy
Want to share the pizza with dozens of different melted cheese?
Load More Replies..."I thought you were trying to get fit?" "Can't man. Not available."
I think it's easier to go to that country than starting living healthy
Load More Replies...As much as I hate when people rag on my country.... this is so American it hurts.
My Huawei watch reported yesterday, that my heart rate is 0. /closes coffin case to avoid sunlight/
This is a Huawei smart watch. I have the same model, different color though. I'm assuming that poster is from US or other countries that banned Huawei.
Tell me you live in USA without telling me you live in USA....;)
Must be in the USA, where everything has 50% more fat, sugar and salt.
Physicist Steven, who is part of the Omni Calculator Project, agreed with Bored Panda that computers are only as smart as the people who programmed them.
"A computer will do precisely what you tell it to do. No computer language yet developed will get the gist of what you want it to do and correct all your mistakes. That's why bugs are very easy to make and very frustrating learning to program," he said. Alas! A program that could interpret what we're trying to do would be a godsend and might get even more people into coding.
Noodles
That’s clearly Kathy Fusilli on the left, and her sister Cynthia Smith (nee Fusilli) on the right. Different people, obviously!
I don't think there's any borderline about it. Systemic? Subtle? Unintentional? Sure, probably. But definitely not borderline.
Load More Replies...On the surface, it's funny. And about a millisecond after that, you are aware of the extreme bias of facial recognition when it comes to non-Caucasian faces. Not being able to distinguish between a human being and a piece of pasta is a pretty awful issue, if you think about it.
Chicken And Egg Problems
Still can't access my app store 2 years later. Of course, that has a lot to do with me giving up when trying 3 trouble shoots out of the 90 odd trouble shooting tips they kindly posted on the internet for us to try. I hit that challenge with a one finger salute and an fu pretty quickly and just used my phone for internet and as a phone ever since. Good thing I have an iPad *shrugs*
This has happened to me so I just decided to get a new phone since mine was old.
Load More Replies...My stupid Amazon fire tablet does this except it says update app or quit and the app store says it's up to date so tap open and it says update app or quit. Lol
Ah yes I would like to uninstall App Store to search for App Store on Siri just so Siri can open App Store again.
According to Steven, there should be a way to fix things, as long as you know that the problem lies with your code. At this point, patience and diligence are key.
"You just have to preserve with it until it's fixed. This may mean stepping through the code one line at a time, seeing how values change, just before the bug strikes. If the values are not what you expect, track back through the code to see how those values were derived to help find the bug. There is a great feeling of accomplishment once you've squashed a bug."
Quite A Nice Run I Had This Evening
I almost laughed... it's five am and everyone is sleeping... that would have been fatal
Definitely earned a double bacon cheeseburger and several beers
Do Negative Numbers Count?
They also assume you have a Master's degree, 10 years of experience, and are an expert at excel
Load More Replies...This makes perfect sense. Your supposed to write a range, so 75-80 which in maths reads as 75 minus 80 = minus 5
I used to put 0 for this question. Sometimes it would tell me it can't be 0, so I would try 1... Companies should post salaries in job descriptions!
I get it though because they want a range. The question is not answered as asked
I guess it's looking for a range such as 60000-70000 which it might process as a sum. So the answer would be -10000. If it returns an answer of 0 or higher, then the range doesn't make sense.
Generosity Is Not Their Specialty
I'm going to look for love on Broadway. I offer $0 too for services rendered
Very recently, Bored Panda had a good long chat about the programming world with software engineer and all-around creative Andrew Eckel. He explained that when someone’s pushed to learn a new programming language, it can lead to a lot of growth.
"My undergrad program was taught in C++, but where I went to grad school, they used Java. To catch up, I wound up taking graduate-level classes and the freshman intro class in the same semester. My fellow students in the freshman class wondered how I suddenly became their TA in the following semester," he gave an example from his own life.
My Sim Slept While Carrying A Plate
Mine do this all the time. They also go jogging and take showers with their plates. Sims are just weird. 🤷
Just a normal day for the Sims4. Or Sims3. Or 2... Let's just say every Sims game is full of bugs and glitches.
I've played many video games where you go to sleep in full armor carrying dozens of heavy weapons
🎶I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands and now I got a plate on my fingers and I just can't stop🎶
This Planetarium's Computer Crashed
Blue planet of death? I heard there were some indications of life there.
Did you unplug it from the wall, wait two minutes and then plug it back in?
Load More Replies...Plot twist: The Universe Simulation glitched and this is the actual night sky.
But I Forgot My Face At Home
You do one. I'll do the other. We can switch half way through.
Load More Replies...It's like whenever I hear someone was killed by some faceless killer I always say, why can't the police figure that one out. Just look for the faceless guy. He's not going to be hard to spot.
Thank you for being the one person in this thread who realizes that Hannibal ate people and BUFFALO BILL wore people.
Load More Replies...I have several faces that I rotate throughout the week, giving them a few days to air out and tossing them when they’re dirty.
According to the software engineer, coding leaves a lot of room for creativity. He said that for anyone to say that programming isn’t creative is "like saying using a sewing machine isn't creative.”
He said: ”It's creative if you make something creative with it! It's a craft that can be done both artfully and in the service of creating great art. Or you can program a garage door opener with it."
Andrew added, jokingly: "If people say it isn't creative, you won't hear them over the sound of your garage door closing."
A Few Years Ago, Zooming Out Made Everything Become Disappointment Lake
Same, I just rose out of the waters.
Load More Replies...Awfully Specific
My phone shuts down at 13%. I've never managed to get it any lower.
Load More Replies...You know you've gotta plug it in once it reaches 15.648900531125621166%
when you reach 3.14159265359%, it will activate the emergency reserved energy. that's why it lasts longer
By the time the eye scans those infintessimal digits, the temp will have changed
This is most likely self inflicted. Seems like something a MacHac geek would do.
Load More Replies...No, I Don't Think That's A Jam Bun
Am i seriously the only one who gets the reference
Load More Replies...So never seeing such an item before, I take that it gives a calorie count Of something. Hmmmmmm!
Meanwhile, sometime before that, Andrew said that debugging can actually be fun. Programming, as a whole, is very rewarding once the coder manages to figure out the puzzle in front of them.
"The best moment for any programmer is seeing something you built work for the first time. It seems almost too good to be true, when something goes from an idea to a bunch of lines of code, to something that actually works and is helpful," the programming expert said.
Tried Taking A Wide Angle Selfie, Spawned A Twin
Hmm, a horror movie could be built around this. What Scott didn't know is that his only visible on camera, homicidal twin has been stalking him for years....dun dun dun.
Speechn’t
Yes You Are Train! Yes You Are
"You don't even need to invent anything to experience this thrill. Often it's just a matter of taking a well-known algorithm and applying it to a new situation,” he added.
“There are many great teachers out there who can teach about algorithms and the thought process of how to apply them—people who can take something that has the potential to be really dry and make it fun and interesting," Andrew noted that teaching programming is the same as teaching anything else: a lot depends on the teacher, not just the subject.
Work Training Is Going Well
This is the real test. Choose your next step wisely. The consequences are great
So This Just Happened
When you have pressed every number for every option and finally get through to a real live human being after being on hold for 3 hours.....click
I swore at a telephone one the other day which directed me to use the internet, having just been on the internet which told me to phone! I hope they recorded it and used it for training purposes!!!!
I do that. Yell at the recording. I understand that many people are morons, but I am not. I am CALLING because my issue is NOT something I can do on the website. Stop referring me to the website.
Load More Replies...I see this as proof that the "messaging assistant" is actually a human employee ;)
I see it as computer generated messages gone wrong
Load More Replies...When I'm using the messaging assistant I type in "how do I speak to an actual human being" and then I'm connected with one.
This Bus
not related but look how a whole a$$ water bottle is fitting in his pockets but women can't even fit phones :(
This is why we have the ability to grip like 5 things in one hand because we never have pockets to hold them 😂
Load More Replies...Now I'm curious if this isn't actually a failure, and something was genuinely wrong with the driver at some point; Wishing I knew the full story, if there is one
I have seen a "please call police" message on a bus display and did so. This one could stand to be more specific.
When you really don't want to drive through a rough neighbourhood after dark
He stressed the fact that programmers have to learn to enjoy their daily lives that won’t be chock full of huge wins and breakthroughs.
"Those 'eureka' moments don't happen every day, but the day-to-day fun in programming is debugging. I know that sounds crazy because if you're debugging it usually means the code you wrote doesn't work! But everyone I work with feels this way. The more confusing and strange the program's behavior is, the more fun it is to unravel the mystery, find the cause, and fix it. It's like a puzzle."
I'm Really Alerted After This
Stay off the beaches. There is a danger to swimmers, people fishing and small boats. I can only assume a shark ate the communication router?
I see “people must stay out of the water, sea rivers, beaches and shores. There’s a danger to swimmers, surfers, people fishing, small boats, and anyone close to shore, for further information listen to the radio/TV or visit a bay of plenty civil defense Facebook page. Issued by bay of plenty defense on 13:30 (1:30) 05/03/2021}
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What Do You Think?
2020 Didn't End In Romania
Aaron Genest, a manager with Siemens Technology, previously explained to Bored Panda what mindset we should have when considering the future of technology and making predictions.
"I'd argue that most people underestimate the timelines necessary to produce the technological goods on which we rely and the investment made to allow them to exist. By looking 'upstream' in that investment space, we can have a pretty good idea of what whole industries are betting on," he said.
My Child's BMI Is Apparently Infinite
Oh, like the guy who was called early for his vaccine because the NHS had input his height at 6.2cm (instead of 6' 2"). Making him essentially the world's fattest Borrower
I was recently rejected from a program because I entered my height in millimetres, not centimetres, which gave me a BMI in the tens of thousands.
Behold, My Brother’s Phone
Screen must have frozen changing from regular to landscape
Load More Replies...There's a condition where people's brains can start registering that their bodies are a little off kilter from where they actually are, which constantly makes the person perform odd little movements trying to compensate. This looks like the digital version of that
When you just can't decide between portrait and landscape! Or maybe, the new Selfie angle!
It's in Selegalas in summer, so that's a normal temperature for 10 pm
Load More Replies...Just My Casual Morning Run
Can you pick up something for me at the bermuda triangle during your next run?
Geez, I'm feeling like a slacker-- all I did was walk out to the mailbox...
That's totally fine - it always depends on where that mailbox is located, after all. This guy here? Just went out for cigarettes.
Load More Replies..."For instance, it takes almost two years to develop and produce a computer chip and get it to market for a phone, and five years to get something into a new kind of car. So if we want to have a sense for what, for instance, the gadgets in our cars will look like in 2026, we just need to look at what the car manufacturers are asking their suppliers to design today,” Aaron said.
The tech expert pointed out that technologies like 5G or various chips that receive billions of dollars of investments will likely stick around in the future. At least, long enough for the companies that invested into them to get their money’s worth.
Left The PC On Overnight For An Automatic Update, Returned To This
Sadly I know what this is. They need to check the RAM is seated properly in the motherboard.
At least it's polite enough to be very pretty as it glitches apart
Woke Up To This, Panicked
Is it weird to not understand this, but still laugh like a maniac?
I think the flight was supposed to go from Santiago to Miami, but for some reason they appear to have taken a detour to Africa on the way
Load More Replies...Pretty sure that plane is at lat/lon 0,0. Guessing the GPS antenna that provides updates to that isn't working.
That point is 00 00 00N 00 00 00W - if the map isnt receiving data from the on board gps it defaults to the 0s.
Cursed Heart Rate
"I understand. Well, let me know if his condition changes." [Hangs up phone] "He's dead". -- Top Secret!
As such, when making predictions about the future of tech, prognosticators look ‘upstream’ at recent and not-so-recent industry trends instead of relying “on some crystal ball they hide in their robes." That means that if you want to know what the future looks like, you'd best take a good long look at the present and past. Though, in either case, one thing's for sure: the future is bound to have plenty of hilarious glitches, as well. There's no getting rid of software bugs for good, no matter how advanced society might be.
This Is My Clock Now
Oh god! It's already t̷̢͙͇͔̘̄́͆̆̒̀̏̽̊͊͒r̵̛͕̻̠̺͖̺͇͚͕͐̾̃̂̾͐͘͠ḯ̶̤̣͙̣̫̼̬͎̼̘͒̾̈̉̇͠͝-̶͍̗̪̞͔̉̀͑̚͘b̶̺̠̘̬̬̲̹̞̿̌̇̓̃͗̓͜ľ̷͖͈͎̖͇̜̤̋́̅͘͠ơ̴̧̧͈̙̄͛̓̄̓̔͝͝c̶̢̛̙̓̂̈́͛̇͒̃͋͊͊k̸̢̭̙̼͕̤͙̳͔̃̀̍ ̷͙̞͓̰̍͑̍͂̇̍̒͑͂̍͠ă̸̳͂̋̉̆f̶̥̩͖̯͙̝̓̈́̓̈͆̔͝ẗ̷̢̥͓̙̱̫͔́͒͒͠e̸̫͈͇͎̙̲͙̱̖̒̒̑̒͝ŗ̶̯̼͖͖͍̜́͋̍͆͜ͅ ̸̼̲̍́̎̆͘r̷͙̖͑̍̓̇̕ͅo̶͖̩̝͖̖̒̄b̴̨̨̮̻̤̺͎̆̓̿̓̑͒̚͘ͅǭ̵̖̟͈̀͊̂͝m̶̛͔̫͕̫̺̤̾̀͆̓͝͝͠a̸͎̣̫͊̏̄̑ṇ̷̜̭͈̘̗̗͊̉͆͠. I'm late for work!!
It's a menace and a half trying to get it to change back.
Load More Replies...And Then?
And then and then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And. Then.
My PC Started Crashing All Around And My Mouse Cursor Started Duplicating So I Drew A House With It
I saw a YouTube video last night and that happened to the YouTuber when his game crashed so he drew grapes.
This Weather Reporter Got Caught In An On-Air Graphics Error That "Multiplied" Her Across The Screen. Earth, Wind, And A Chance Of Scattered Showers
3s!$((* &%#~' ` ¬ ¦dsa
Like Welsh and both kinds of Gaelic had a baby
Load More Replies...I think the machine because all of the machines at mcdonalds are broken. Including the employee machine
Load More Replies...Umm, Apple?
I hate it when it does this. One time mine were all smiling too big, another time it was just eyes and a mouth. Creepy.
Load More Replies...If the black eyed children says it's OK to let them in, it is NOT OK to let them in!
oh not again i thought i'd seen enough of black eyed kids
Load More Replies...I made a camilo one and its head is gone but his teeth are still there
Do you want one Jennifer, or two Jennifers, or three Jennifers
French Is Such A Romantic Language
Etymology expert here: this word comes from Latin (QV&#xXXVII). It also exists in Spanish (quy#j27), in Italian (ch)) and in Portuguese (que#x27ão)
The change to the final character in the Italian word is interesting. Perhaps a sign of Phoenician influence on the language?
Load More Replies...It's because it's been censored. I guess it was something like "quéquette".
the challenge is not the pronunciation, but to use it in a random conversation with my colleague tomorrow, insofar as it is a rather specific word inherent in a particular field
Good Old Fallout 4
Yay, we found the eyes for the broken emoji post.
Load More Replies...A Comforting Sign Before Watching A Horror Movie At My Local Cinema
Nope! Turn your head around and walk straight, and don’t forget to pass by the church
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
Let's Get Some Food At?
Me who tried to go to taco bell: I'd like 2 soft tacos and- The person working there: Sir, this is a Wendy's
Yes, I Got Successfully $0
Better than I usually do. I just grab a roll of quarters, flush them down the toilet and head for the pool when I go to Vegas.
Just Got This Ad
when the horror movie monster finally appears onscreen and everyone starts cracking up
Tchaikovsky is rolling in his grave! 🤣🤣 Perfect description disturbing photo!
Load More Replies...Greek Architecture
After the Hanging Gardens of Babylon go see wonder of the modern world, the Draping Streets of Greece.
the car driving towards it is probably regretting everything right now
It's already through. So - I guess it's possible to do it...?
Load More Replies..."Use Food Mode"
Well, Kudos To The Devs
yeah seriously. now I gotta stop using that one, thanks a lot
Load More Replies...They must be using the same dialect of French as the entry above!
I think hackers try to guess very strong passwords, making "weak" passwords strong
My Package Had A Meltdown
that would be cool tho. imagine ordering something and than sudenly you got it yesterday.
Guess I’ll Open The Window For A Bit Of Fresh Air
I'm Not An Expert In Chess But This Doesn't Seem Fair
You don't have a king.. so they can't take it and you can't lose. Good luck!
But their system has a bug, it will draw a king at the home position if the board doesn't have one. (Found this when trying to send someone a chess puzzle--a mate-in-one but without the enemy king--what you had to do is find the move that would threaten every square.)
Load More Replies...MrBeast yeah soooo that's how he was able to make such huge donations ...beting on rigged chess games ... :)
Where Can I Buy
When YouTube and Netflix launched on the Xbox 360 you did get a disc in the mail to install the app.
All Of My Shortcuts Have Been Tainted With Assassin's Creed Syndicate Icons
Agreed! I couldn't bare (or is it bear? I don't know) to have that many app shortcuts haha
Load More Replies...Just Why
Ahh speedy delivery by ballistic missile. When it absolutely, positively, must be there in 15 minutes.
This is a 2d representation of a journey on a sphere that brought it close to the “top” of the sphere in the context of the 2d representation. This looks accurate.
There's such a thing as maps distorting the round planet. But. 😆
Acording to the Mercador Map, this is accurate. Those few km around the north pole are stretched to infinity and beyond.
Portal Between Lithuania And Poland
If only there was a portal between Ukraine and anywhere except Russia
Or a portal between Russia and some other, hell-soaked dimension (for Putin and his minions, not the innocent civilians).
Load More Replies...Ok, smartasses, which one of you have the dumb idea of installing microsoft windows on the stargate?
"Where Are We Going To Again?"
Even better with the text below which I think (my German is VERY rusty) says "Now we have it in black on white" (i.e. clearly and unambiguously)
Indeed, the little text beneath says: “You can find the most beautiful cars at the H.P. Schmid AG”, so it’s a commercial for a local car dealership. The license plate indicates that the bus is registered in the Kanton Zürich in Switzerland. Said car dealership is located in the commune of Bachenbühlach. So the bus was going someplace in Bachenbühlach or possibly to the nearby Zürich airport.
Load More Replies...My Younger Brother Sent Me This
I'd cry too, if somebody said I was a cow! 😭😂
Load More Replies...Sadly, students here (USA) are often given test questions like this with no correct answer, and are punished if they guess "wrong"
The Caption Is Scarily Accurate
Guess I'm Up For Anything
Got A Little Lost
I think this is the point where the equator and the Greenwich meridian intersect (i.e. 0,0).
That's where you get teleported to when you clip out-of--bounds.
Load More Replies...That is actually known (to someone at least) as there is a weather buoy located there.
Load More Replies...Default Help Message
This happened to me once. Called and told them I was here, it wasn't delivered and the message didn't let me reply before ending. Had to talk to a supervisor, but eventually they had the driver return. Seems it was happening all day - the system wasn't sending the message when they actually sent it. It went on for a day or so until they got it fixed
My Score For The German Test. Just Perfect
Took a driving test and got a wrong answer and it proceeded to tell me the right answer was the one I picked
I Present To You, Windows 40
Makes Sense
Typical Texas
My Sim Just Casually Floating In The Air
I don't see the problem here. It is just a normal woman floating in the air. Who doesn't do that?
Please Stop, You're Scaring Me
No Comment
(Disclaimer - I'm American) The U.S. Definitely the U.S. We are offended by everything.
Load More Replies...I suppose Mexico can be Indonesia if the earth's rotational axis is tilted a little bit to the left spins clockwise by about a few hours.
No, there's also Germany, Israel, Malta that are correct. Croatia. Probably more but I'm tired and I forget.
Load More Replies...I'm 100% Not Sure How I Should Proceed
The Air Quality In Delhi Is So Bad That It Overflowed And Is Now Safe
It doesn't seem that funny in my mind but when I look at it it's so funny
Diesel Prices Are Awfully Cheap Today
closest I ever saw to that was when I was 16 and working at a gas station. One of my coworkers got promoted to assistant manager. One of his new responsibilities was setting the pump price if it changed. We got a message to change it to something like 1.59/gal. you would enter that in the computer as 1599(no decimals used in the system). He entered it as 159, which the system read as $0.15 and 9/10ths. only lasted about an hour before we caught it, but boy was he in trouble
Ha! That what they get for try to sneak the extra 0.9 cents into the price (yeah every station does the same thing, but still serves them right...)
Load More Replies...Behold, As This Calc Is Speaking The Language Of Gods
It looks like all the things for each number is over lapping. Like the square root is overlapping with the 5.
Exactly, i have no idea how adding up the amount of candies bob has and the time a train takes to stop gives us the mass of the sun
Load More Replies...As if I didn't have enough trouble with Algebra 1! 😳
Load More Replies...How Did This Even Happen
Next Stop... LSD Land?
Lol, I did think that was a Switch at first glance...
Load More Replies...So I Glitched Out A Snapchat Filter… This Might Be The Most Terrifying Thing I’ve Ever Seen
McAfee Is Refusing Its Fate
Same same 😂 Just wanted to break it's neck with a "HIYAH!"
Load More Replies...Hey! I did this just a few days ago! If you heard any yelling, it was me.
Ah Yes, I Agree Bread Kinda Is That
c̸̢̧̗͓͍̭̝̊̓̈́͆̌̄̓͆̒͊̐̑͠h̶̨̡͓͚̱̫͕̪̜̥̗͙̿̒̃̀̋͒̔͆̄̉͑͑͋̂̚͜͜͝e̴̪͕͔͈̣͈̪͙͔̫̩̟͇͑͒͒̏̌̔̃̀̄̉̾̄̈͋̍͜͝e̷̛̗̖̙̰̣̩͊͐̅̾͆̒͛̀̔͊̒͊̆̎̍͂̿̏̿̉̈͛͠͝͝ͅs̷̨̨̢̢̛̜̹̝͔̮̦̖̦̥͚͙̙̖̰͍̖̫͎͓̾̔̊͂̍̔̉̔́̇̀̾͌̃̽̃̽̽̀̂̄̽͘͠͠͝e̷̦͈̒̇
Actually I got banned from posting on Bored Panda for 1 day for allegedly violating the community guidelines. (Only 4 days after joining Bored Panda). I answered their e-mail asking what I had done wrong. That was 3 days ago. No answers so far. If anyone has an idea I'm very interested.
c̸̛͖̗̬̱͈͗̈́͋̐h̸̤́̄̍̃͝ḭ̷̡̤̹̓̀͗̆͛͘ċ̷̛̛̻̘̌̈k̴̡̖͚̠͎̑e̸͓͉̣͋̑̈́̈́n̸̡̮̪̊̀͐̊̈́͌̕ͅ
P̵̧̨̛̛̭̱̫̮̯͙͔̱̣͙̬̯͕̜̫͕͚̼͛̐̓̏̂́̍̅̃̇̈́̉̉̓̓̈́̿͂̅̈́͜͝͠Ơ̷̢̮̙̙͎̪̗͙̝̺̘̜̟̻̰̯̤̜̯̮͓͍͇͎̱̞̲̥͓͕̤̥͖̤̫͓͔̬̻̫͎̫͔̋͐̃̌̌̄̂̋̈́͗̈́͛͋̒͌̏̅̋̐̚͜͜ͅͅT̴͎͔̲̰̎́̉͌͝Á̷̼̬͙̜̞͉̫̱͇̇̆͛̅̅̊̈̃͊̆͑̔̆̔͂̓̉͐̈́̈͂̊̇̎̍̾̇̿͊͗̈͒͌́̆̎͋͗͝T̵̢̡̨̛͈̟̤̞̙̲̥͎̙̞̖̭͔̗̻͖̲̗͓̗̗̱̝͙̰̤̭̖̬͕̘̹̜͉̠̳̤͖͎̰̍͛̏̆͐͂̿͆́̿̅̔͊͊͐͛̐͋̀͘͘̚͜͜͠͝ͅǪ̶̢̧̧̢̨̧̛̛̮̹͈͔̣̮͔̠͔̙̜̯̠̤͉̯̥̥̜̙̲̹̳̭̬̥̱̮̖̹̗͇̻͇̟͚̥̘͙͌̎́͂̏̾̽͆̓̀̄̑̒̍̏͌̔̄̑͂̾̑̈́͌̿̐͌̚̕͝͝͝͝ͅͅ
b̵̡̢̧̛̫͕̗̟̼̩̬̮̲̣̙̗̳͈̩̰̺͎͈͎̝͔̺͕̙̝̱̱̳̭̳̯̂̂̓͋̄̅̽̊̉̐̈́͛̀͛͊́̔͊̊̓́́̅̿͛̈́͗̌̎͑̅̈́͒̕̕͘̕̚ͅͅr̵̡̙͉͖̼̺̅̏̓̓͒̈́̽͊́͋͛͛̎̕͘̚ė̴͔̜̟͖̭͕̬͑̉̀͋͆́̇̌̍̈́̌̃́̑͂̚͠ͅͅa̵̢̢̟͙̋̈͒͐͐̇͐̉́̿̀̄͂̽̇̑̑͆̇̈̑͑̆̆̈́̓͊̅̃̇̚̕͘͝͝͠ḑ̵̛̦͉̙̘̣͇̘͎̩͉̻̬̂͗́̐̌͛̑̑͊͂̉̓̐̆̒̇̄͑̊̊̓̐̈́̉̀̅̈́̃̾͒̾̃̀̾̉͑̒̋́͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅ
finally someone i can agree with brest-622e...cb-png.jpg
Text File On Paper
Yes, That’s Exactly I Meant To Type
Only 18th Century Kids Will Remember This Game
I Guess I'm Not Shutting Down My PC Tonight
Create a new desktop shortcut to " shutdown.exe /s /t 00 " that'll do the job
Sitting 10 Feet Away In My Bed And My Computer Woke Up From Its Slumber To Connect To The Void
Machine Learning
Borders Go Brrr
Something May Be Running Idk
My Brother’s Computer May Be Having Just A Small Issue… Just A Really Tiny One
My Favorite Food, The McMeal
I’ll take the meal, thank you. Serious though this if funny. What did u do?
Take Shelter Now In 9pi29ätqæ
mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooo didnt mean to make ya cry, if im not back again this time tomorrow, carry onn carry on. cause nothing really matters.
Load More Replies...I saw someone got this too yesterday as well, can someone explain what it is?
France And The UK Now Share A Border
France? I think u mean Fran. And that is one interesting map. Are you on google maps?
Very Nice
Anyone Know How To Fix This?
It is common knowledge that any messenger apps take a nap if they have more than 40 unread messages.
Load More Replies...then my dad's would give you an anxiety attack- almost 12,000 i belive
Load More Replies...Yeah my mothers inbox run is at about 90,176 unread emails. Unread.
The 3,928 messages in gmail is giving me an anxiety attack ngl
i think everyone here is missing the point..ignore the inbox, look at the bottom of the screen.
Now I Heard Of Dual Wielding, But Never Heard Of Dual Theming
Cyberpunk 2077 Crashed And My PC. Didn't Like It (Completely Frozen)
Delivery Man Committing To His Job
How Long Did I Sleep?
I Was Trying To Review For German, I Don't Think This Is German
Anyone who speaks both Japanese and German, are these options applicable to the questions?
This isn't even Japanese. Might be Chinese, but looks more like a royal UFT-8-F**up :-)
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the old Dos Equis commercial with the Most Interest Man In The World, when they said "He speaks French...in German"
I Love The Way The Old iPad Icons Look
I Just Wanna Use Chrome
That's what it reminds me of! I wrote this after my laughter scared my dog.
Load More Replies...Why would anyone would use Chrome anyway? Just use a good web browser.
Why Is A School Bus Texting My Sims
Why don't you come back here and have a seat?
Load More Replies...The glitched-out message reads "the principal is calling. Answer it?" For anyone who wants to know.
You Can't Spell "Line" With Those Letters
I Tried Opening A Document From Microsoft Teams
D-Do I Answer?
Apparently Chemistry Requires You To Have A Brief Concept Of Summoning Demons
Just Paid $A And 2u Cents For Gas. Gas Prices Getting Ridiculous
I paid W.98do! Where are you getting this cheap gas?
Load More Replies...It Is Trying To Find Its Perfect Angle I Guess
Thank You, Adobe
Creativity for everyone except people who can't afford it every month.
I Only Have One Pair Of AirPods?
Cold War Has The Finest Graphics
I Mean, That Doesn’t Even Make Sense, Instagram
The Gas Prices Are Out Of Hand
So I Kinda Glitched The Weather App And Now It's Showing The Temperature In F But The C Won't Change
Well the way climate change is going, we might not be far off from this soon.
He Hates Having His View Being Blocked
tell me something wrong with the game itself besides it overheating devices so much that the screen can probably fall off
Load More Replies...No-One Gets The Correct Answer
Please Don't Disturb Me. I Am Busy, Can't You See I'm Multitasking
My Alarm Was Supposed To Be At 7
This Is Probably What Ascending To The 19th Dimension Looks Like
I May Have Opened To Many Windows
Had A Kurzesagt Clip As Walpaper
The bottom part looks better than the original kurzgesagt video scene
Riot Games You’ve Done It Again
You Don't Really Need 3D Glasses
It looks like the backround of the game they are playing is clipping into another tab they are on but I'm no expert
Load More Replies...Ah Yes My Favourite Game
Absolutely Gorgeous
The doc had to put his not-blown-up head SOMEWHERE.
Load More Replies...You think this is bad? The Sims4 can get pretty creepy- this isn't mine, but I've seen worse cas-622b73...91ecc0.jpg
"What Time Is It?" "Oh It's MT:RC"
Anyone notice the date? This screenshot was taken exactly two years ago (Unless it's somewhere besides America, then its November 3rd)
that's right when covid was getting serious. is there a computer variant they haven't told us about!!?!?
Load More Replies...PS4 Fell Asleep With Prime Going. Turned It Back On To Find This
Unlimited WiFi, Let’s Go
I Can't Update My Password Because My Old Password Is Insecure
What Do You Want?
Do I Or Not
I'm Helping My Brother Fix His PC And Ran Across Baby Yobama And His Brothers
My Desktop Started Crashing
New Mount And Blade Game Brings Some New Glitches
PoGo Has Very... Odd Bugs
Good Ol' Xbox
W-What
I Don't Think That Is My AK Skin
This Is How I Didn't Eat Dinner Yesterday
And for some reason we are all okay with this. Some times I have to turn my car off and then turn it on again to get the turn signals to work.
I was recently on a website of an art school and they had dark blue letters and a black background. You could literally read barely anything. Not really a program error I think. I guess just someone who wanted to make it look more fancy amd artsy. 🤦♀️
I went to art school and their graphic design on websites, signs, etc was consistently terrible. The school has buses because there’s no one campus, it’s all over, and you should’ve seen the godawful designs they had one year. But also the student portal (where our school email was, class info, school announcements) glitched the hell out one day, it was just tiles that said ERROR
Load More Replies...And for some reason we are all okay with this. Some times I have to turn my car off and then turn it on again to get the turn signals to work.
I was recently on a website of an art school and they had dark blue letters and a black background. You could literally read barely anything. Not really a program error I think. I guess just someone who wanted to make it look more fancy amd artsy. 🤦♀️
I went to art school and their graphic design on websites, signs, etc was consistently terrible. The school has buses because there’s no one campus, it’s all over, and you should’ve seen the godawful designs they had one year. But also the student portal (where our school email was, class info, school announcements) glitched the hell out one day, it was just tiles that said ERROR
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