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[Beep boop, does not compute.] Computers and their software are only as smart as the people who program them. And even then, no programmer is perfect: there might be a small error in the code, a pesky bug, or an unexpected glitch that makes the software do what it’s not supposed to. The results can be hilarious and might get you chuckling whether you’re a coding tech veteran or you cheekily press your PC’s ‘off’ button when prompted to ‘press any button to continue.’

Our team here at Bored Panda loves humor and thinks that it’s one of the most powerful tools in anyone’s arsenal when life gets dark, dangerous, and depressing. So we’ve surfed all over the net to bring you these glorious software fails that would make even ‘The Matrix’ glitch out. Scroll down and remember to upvote the pics you liked the most, dear Pandas. Tell us all about the worst software chaos that you’ve personally seen in the comment section at the bottom of this list.

And if you’re hungry for some more digital laughter, take a peek at our previous article about software hilarity right here.

Steven Wooding, a member of the Institute of Physics in the UK and part of the Omni Calculator Project, who created the fun and useful Weird Units Converter, explained to Bored Panda how he approaches software bugs and glitches.

"I'm a physicist, so I like to use the scientific method when debugging troublesome code. If it's a bug that a user has reported, the first job is to reproduce the bug yourself. If you can't, then maybe there's a problem with something outside your control," he explained to us his approach. "Once you've reproduced it, develop a hypothesis as to why the software is behaving incorrectly and test it. Once you have a proven theory, it's time to fix the bug, then try again to see if the issue is resolved. You have to be careful, though, as the fix might introduce another bug. Having a standard set of tests will help catch such errors."

#1

Guess I’ll Be Living Unhealthy

Guess I’ll Be Living Unhealthy

J0shn Report

Sum Guy
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha... that is a great excuse to get that bucket of chicken wings

Sue Lynn Chan
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want to share the pizza with dozens of different melted cheese?

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Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I thought you were trying to get fit?" "Can't man. Not available."

Vicky Z
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's easier to go to that country than starting living healthy

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Tracy Wallick
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As much as I hate when people rag on my country.... this is so American it hurts.

Buren
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least the watch understand and not being judgemental

Otto Mõmmiste
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Huawei watch reported yesterday, that my heart rate is 0. /closes coffin case to avoid sunlight/

Ann Coffman
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better jumpstart both the watch and yourself.

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Vortex Lazer
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good excuse to get some extra calories.

Ali H M Salehuddin
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a Huawei smart watch. I have the same model, different color though. I'm assuming that poster is from US or other countries that banned Huawei.

albernistuff 4sale
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you live in USA without telling me you live in USA....;)

Bob Standen
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be in the USA, where everything has 50% more fat, sugar and salt.

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Physicist Steven, who is part of the Omni Calculator Project, agreed with Bored Panda that computers are only as smart as the people who programmed them.

"A computer will do precisely what you tell it to do. No computer language yet developed will get the gist of what you want it to do and correct all your mistakes. That's why bugs are very easy to make and very frustrating learning to program," he said. Alas! A program that could interpret what we're trying to do would be a godsend and might get even more people into coding.

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    #2

    Noodles

    Noodles

    personasexfree Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAO This is too much 😂🤣👌🏻

    TopCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum always said if I ate too much pasta I would end up looking like one!

    Tash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are what you eat taken literally!

    Sophie Prest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'M IN CLASS AND I'M LAUGHING SO HARD OMG

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s clearly Kathy Fusilli on the left, and her sister Cynthia Smith (nee Fusilli) on the right. Different people, obviously!

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to phone a friend

    Deal _Anneal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk..is this borderline racism?

    Eat Dirt Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there's any borderline about it. Systemic? Subtle? Unintentional? Sure, probably. But definitely not borderline.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the surface, it's funny. And about a millisecond after that, you are aware of the extreme bias of facial recognition when it comes to non-Caucasian faces. Not being able to distinguish between a human being and a piece of pasta is a pretty awful issue, if you think about it.

    weird-gurly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me before but I was a tree XD

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    #3

    Chicken And Egg Problems

    Chicken And Egg Problems

    allenthespider Report

    lucygoosey0903
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes the floor here is made of floor!

    mosstellations
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised this didn't tear a hole in the fabric of reality

    Bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens when you block the app store on Apple Screentime.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still can't access my app store 2 years later. Of course, that has a lot to do with me giving up when trying 3 trouble shoots out of the 90 odd trouble shooting tips they kindly posted on the internet for us to try. I hit that challenge with a one finger salute and an fu pretty quickly and just used my phone for internet and as a phone ever since. Good thing I have an iPad *shrugs*

    C. Peirce Terry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has happened to me so I just decided to get a new phone since mine was old.

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    Holy Moly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stupid Amazon fire tablet does this except it says update app or quit and the app store says it's up to date so tap open and it says update app or quit. Lol

    GRUBHUB DELIVERY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes I would like to uninstall App Store to search for App Store on Siri just so Siri can open App Store again.

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    According to Steven, there should be a way to fix things, as long as you know that the problem lies with your code. At this point, patience and diligence are key.

    "You just have to preserve with it until it's fixed. This may mean stepping through the code one line at a time, seeing how values change, just before the bug strikes. If the values are not what you expect, track back through the code to see how those values were derived to help find the bug. There is a great feeling of accomplishment once you've squashed a bug."

    #4

    Quite A Nice Run I Had This Evening

    Quite A Nice Run I Had This Evening

    Txy_ Report

    Anko Tijman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe your thoughts were being tracked? ;)

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0 seconds per mile is quite impressive... I'm more of a 0.5 seconds per mile person myself

    Vera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you.. the Flash?

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Christopher' is actually Clark Kent

    An Unpopular Opinion.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost laughed... it's five am and everyone is sleeping... that would have been fatal

    Stephen Steve Stephenson III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely earned a double bacon cheeseburger and several beers

    Amy S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he on thr International Space Station?

    Keerthi Vardhan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superman's evening exercise tracker.

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impressed by the straightness of his chosen path

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    #5

    Do Negative Numbers Count?

    Do Negative Numbers Count?

    TheLastConqueror Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depicted: every company's dream

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also assume you have a Master's degree, 10 years of experience, and are an expert at excel

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    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes perfect sense. Your supposed to write a range, so 75-80 which in maths reads as 75 minus 80 = minus 5

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this one of those famous US internships?

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to put 0 for this question. Sometimes it would tell me it can't be 0, so I would try 1... Companies should post salaries in job descriptions!

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but they will have doughnut and bagels every Friday morning, so it's all good. (eye roll.)

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct answer is "I like to pay to work"

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't realize this was one of those unpaid internships...

    Heather Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it though because they want a range. The question is not answered as asked

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's looking for a range such as 60000-70000 which it might process as a sum. So the answer would be -10000. If it returns an answer of 0 or higher, then the range doesn't make sense.

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    #6

    Generosity Is Not Their Specialty

    Generosity Is Not Their Specialty

    k0hner Report

    Draco's Dragonfly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my lord I just literally clicked 'ok'.....

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your discount of $0 has been applied to your total

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    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to look for love on Broadway. I offer $0 too for services rendered

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hate you but were forced to do it

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    Very recently, Bored Panda had a good long chat about the programming world with software engineer and all-around creative Andrew Eckel. He explained that when someone’s pushed to learn a new programming language, it can lead to a lot of growth.

    "My undergrad program was taught in C++, but where I went to grad school, they used Java. To catch up, I wound up taking graduate-level classes and the freshman intro class in the same semester. My fellow students in the freshman class wondered how I suddenly became their TA in the following semester," he gave an example from his own life.

    #7

    My Sim Slept While Carrying A Plate

    My Sim Slept While Carrying A Plate

    Autisticgirl12 Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine do this all the time. They also go jogging and take showers with their plates. Sims are just weird. 🤷

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a normal day for the Sims4. Or Sims3. Or 2... Let's just say every Sims game is full of bugs and glitches.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've played many video games where you go to sleep in full armor carrying dozens of heavy weapons

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands and now I got a plate on my fingers and I just can't stop🎶

    Shelby Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when sims glitch. Some of the craziest stuff happens.

    Orange Is Aging
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Discover University furniture (Sims geek)

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    #8

    This Planetarium's Computer Crashed

    This Planetarium's Computer Crashed

    Corporal98 Report

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue planet of death? I heard there were some indications of life there.

    Hermione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it’s a planetarium and not the actual night sky.

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried rebooting the universe?

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you unplug it from the wall, wait two minutes and then plug it back in?

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blue universe of death

    stardust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks rlly cool though ngl

    Madhuri Das
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: The Universe Simulation glitched and this is the actual night sky.

    im 12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the rarest photo of planetarium

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    #9

    But I Forgot My Face At Home

    But I Forgot My Face At Home

    Fake_Watch_Salesman Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your own or someone else's? I'm just saying - options.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Travolta's or Nicholas Cage's?

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do one. I'll do the other. We can switch half way through.

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like whenever I hear someone was killed by some faceless killer I always say, why can't the police figure that one out. Just look for the faceless guy. He's not going to be hard to spot.

    Jamma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for being the one person in this thread who realizes that Hannibal ate people and BUFFALO BILL wore people.

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    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will Eleanor Rigby’s do? I know where she keeps it.

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The sign made me do it" Leatherface.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i have "Eyes Without a Face" of billy idol

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have several faces that I rotate throughout the week, giving them a few days to air out and tossing them when they’re dirty.

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    According to the software engineer, coding leaves a lot of room for creativity. He said that for anyone to say that programming isn’t creative is "like saying using a sewing machine isn't creative.”

    He said: ”It's creative if you make something creative with it! It's a craft that can be done both artfully and in the service of creating great art. Or you can program a garage door opener with it."

    Andrew added, jokingly: "If people say it isn't creative, you won't hear them over the sound of your garage door closing."

    #10

    A Few Years Ago, Zooming Out Made Everything Become Disappointment Lake

    A Few Years Ago, Zooming Out Made Everything Become Disappointment Lake

    dragonsarmors Report

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good way to describe the past couple of years.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm drowning in there for the last years

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    Glirpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down to the big lake they call Disappointment.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you book a disappointment first before visiting

    Dead Rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that makes sense 🤔

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    #11

    Awfully Specific

    Awfully Specific

    GenderfluidEllie Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it infinite like pie too?

    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this so I can see how long I have left when I'm on 1%

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone shuts down at 13%. I've never managed to get it any lower.

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    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The battery life is being quickly depleted by some overactive energy-measuring app.

    Oliver Ruddell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you've gotta plug it in once it reaches 15.648900531125621166%

    Ridho Arfan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you reach 3.14159265359%, it will activate the emergency reserved energy. that's why it lasts longer

    Marsha Peters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time the eye scans those infintessimal digits, the temp will have changed

    Catherine Binder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is most likely self inflicted. Seems like something a MacHac geek would do.

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    #12

    No, I Don't Think That's A Jam Bun

    No, I Don't Think That's A Jam Bun

    Newmaker_Sei_Zen Report

    MrLoufoque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, the dog is labelled as "jam bread".

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK but what is this app, it seems really cool

    Claire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does! Can someone reply if they know what it is?

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't eat dogs - it will go straight to your thighs.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I don't wanna eat my Cat :(

    Janice Bontrager
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So never seeing such an item before, I take that it gives a calorie count Of something. Hmmmmmm!

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    Meanwhile, sometime before that, Andrew said that debugging can actually be fun. Programming, as a whole, is very rewarding once the coder manages to figure out the puzzle in front of them.

    "The best moment for any programmer is seeing something you built work for the first time. It seems almost too good to be true, when something goes from an idea to a bunch of lines of code, to something that actually works and is helpful," the programming expert said.

    #13

    Tried Taking A Wide Angle Selfie, Spawned A Twin

    Tried Taking A Wide Angle Selfie, Spawned A Twin

    maker__guy Report

    Parthania Dawson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, a horror movie could be built around this. What Scott didn't know is that his only visible on camera, homicidal twin has been stalking him for years....dun dun dun.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please write the script! I'll watch it!

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    M. L. Dew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the first time Jim captured his split personality on film.

    PixxelDust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, your wife has an evil spirit hiding behind her

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can you claim him on your taxes?

    Minh Le
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your girl has such long arm. She should try swimming

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    #14

    Speechn’t

    Speechn’t

    Despair_Hope_11037 Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I amn't impressed a lotn't.

    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my boss swears by it and it drives me nuts.

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    windex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd??

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more concise, you can't argue with that.

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    #15

    Yes You Are Train! Yes You Are

    Yes You Are Train! Yes You Are

    halfpas22 Report

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we all have the right to identify our self as a pie...I wouldn't, because I like eating pie, and it could create a conflict of interest...you be you pie, just be you

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    train you can be whoever you want to be

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    "You don't even need to invent anything to experience this thrill. Often it's just a matter of taking a well-known algorithm and applying it to a new situation,” he added.

    “There are many great teachers out there who can teach about algorithms and the thought process of how to apply them—people who can take something that has the potential to be really dry and make it fun and interesting," Andrew noted that teaching programming is the same as teaching anything else: a lot depends on the teacher, not just the subject.

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    #16

    Work Training Is Going Well

    Work Training Is Going Well

    Ja_crispy- Report

    Vera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrödinger's test result

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Test failed successfully!

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To pass or not to pass. That is the question

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the real test. Choose your next step wisely. The consequences are great

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, please. No, wait, yes, thanks, sorry.

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    #17

    So This Just Happened

    So This Just Happened

    kuriouskatz Report

    kristina law
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have pressed every number for every option and finally get through to a real live human being after being on hold for 3 hours.....click

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swore at a telephone one the other day which directed me to use the internet, having just been on the internet which told me to phone! I hope they recorded it and used it for training purposes!!!!

    Kathleen R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that. Yell at the recording. I understand that many people are morons, but I am not. I am CALLING because my issue is NOT something I can do on the website. Stop referring me to the website.

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this as proof that the "messaging assistant" is actually a human employee ;)

    Laura MG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'm using the messaging assistant I type in "how do I speak to an actual human being" and then I'm connected with one.

    mosstellations
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when the social anxiety kicks in

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But, I have..." "I said good day!"

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, being told that my question is being forwarded to a live assistant....2 weeks ago....still no response.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is there anything else I can help you with?" "Yes." "Well, sucks to be you, then." *Click*

    Bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just because they can help doesn't mean they will.

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    #18

    This Bus

    This Bus

    3nd1ess Report

    •porcelain•doll•
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not related but look how a whole a$$ water bottle is fitting in his pockets but women can't even fit phones :(

    Katie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we have the ability to grip like 5 things in one hand because we never have pockets to hold them 😂

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm curious if this isn't actually a failure, and something was genuinely wrong with the driver at some point; Wishing I knew the full story, if there is one

    Frederick Schulkind
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen a "please call police" message on a bus display and did so. This one could stand to be more specific.

    thumbtak
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is an emergency button that the driver can press for help.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you really don't want to drive through a rough neighbourhood after dark

    Sanchi Shiva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s ok, bussy. I’ll help you. We can be buddies!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, god, buses have become self-aware.

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    He stressed the fact that programmers have to learn to enjoy their daily lives that won’t be chock full of huge wins and breakthroughs.

    "Those 'eureka' moments don't happen every day, but the day-to-day fun in programming is debugging. I know that sounds crazy because if you're debugging it usually means the code you wrote doesn't work! But everyone I work with feels this way. The more confusing and strange the program's behavior is, the more fun it is to unravel the mystery, find the cause, and fix it. It's like a puzzle."

    #19

    I'm Really Alerted After This

    I'm Really Alerted After This

    Carliin1 Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay off the beaches. There is a danger to swimmers, people fishing and small boats. I can only assume a shark ate the communication router?

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bay of Plenty -- New Zealand. It's the tsunami warning.

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    Hadesdaughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see “people must stay out of the water, sea rivers, beaches and shores. There’s a danger to swimmers, surfers, people fishing, small boats, and anyone close to shore, for further information listen to the radio/TV or visit a bay of plenty civil defense Facebook page. Issued by bay of plenty defense on 13:30 (1:30) 05/03/2021}

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life since 2020.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you waiting for? Run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WednesdayAddams'HashbrownOrder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ẅ̶̢̢͇̩̲̜̮̤͔̩̣̘̟́̑͂̈́̎̒̚͜ͅa̶̡̧̢̡̟͙̲̳̰̬͋͝ͅḯ̸̱̩̻͇̲̳̭̝ͅt̶͓̻̬̼̰̠͎͛̌͐̊̐̄̐̽̆̓̓̋́̌͝ ̵̘͓͕̌̈́̕w̵̗̮̰̤͉̱̣̪̥̠͕̺͇̋̏̊̅̃̑͗̇̆̑̔̚ͅḩ̶̯̱̟̊͒̉͗̀͌̒́̈͝a̷̫͓̹̘̞̭͕̳͍͙͗̌̊̌̈́̍͘͝t̸̰͎͈̽̑̃́̒̋̈́̀͗ ̸̢̛̤͍̭̣̰̥͇̞͕͚̹̠̗̤͂̈́̄̀̏͒́̒̔̿i̶̢̲̬͚̝̤͕̦̥̭̹̟̿͋̽̓̊̓̀̌̓̈̉͆̀̃̚͜ş̵̭̞͋͂̎͛͌ ̶̢̨̗̖̫̼̬̳̣͕̋̊̔͌̍̆̔̐̆̈́̈͆̃̕͜ͅm̴̥̯̪͐̈̊͛̔͗ỵ̷̡͉͖̑̈́̓̒̆̊̆ ̷̨̜̝̹̣̤̤̖̳̫́̓ḉ̷̠̯͇̺̑̒͒͝͠á̷͕͓̝̖̘̜̔͑̃̚͝t̷̡̙̱̙̹̗̪͈̟̫͋͐ ̵̧̧̺͚̗̂͆̋͂̀͑̕͝d̴̡̛̼̝̬̪̝̠̟̙̟̬̖̩͇̉͗͑͗̓̉̈́͂̿͛̽̑̚͘o̴̝̟͋́̂͗͝i̷̳̫̻̘̬͖̽̏̆͋͜͠ņ̵̪̳͈͕̹͍̥̦̹͉̘͚̐̾̽͝g̸̳̩̻̣͖͚̝̳̫̠̝̤̏̎̊͘͘͜ͅ ̸̧̠̮̥͈̝̹̯̲̹̳͚̿͛̔͑̐̽͛̀̈́̊͝ͅṛ̵̢̢̨̥̰̹͎̱̳̝͙̱̌̀̎̄̊̓̔͂͜͝į̷̨̫͚͙͖̤͔̹̮̄̊͆̒́͛͆̽̓̕͜͝ͅͅͅģ̸̧͚͕̼͚̣͓͕̖̤̲̞̼̓̒͆̎̃͒ḩ̴̛̦̱̭̆ṫ̴̡̥͔̜̮̟͙̹̖̔͜͝ ̶͕̲̦̝̖̹̤͙̤̘̆͐̄̈̈́̽̌͒̍͋͘͝ͅn̶̢̤̹̲̯̬͇͍̗̝̳̬̏̅̍̓̂͊̀͐͐͋̒̔̇̚͜o̸͍͛̒̔̓̐̄̅́͗͐͘w̴̺̦͍̣̻̜̖̖̼̻̺̑̃̾̍ ̵͈̉̿̀̄̂͌́̆̓̈́͊̀̔͝͠s̸̘̜̳̯̜̠̙̻̦̫̺̬̐̔͗͑̉͆̀͆̽͒̚h̴̢͕̺̭͕͓͋̊̿̎e̴̡̟͚͈͔͍̗̮̝̜̍̔̐̒̌̇̉̾̓̕ͅ ̷̛̼͉͚͈̦̣̰̘̬̳̐̆͂̉̎̕͜ḯ̴̛͔̺̱̠̃̽s̶͖͓͉̥͋̀ ̷̠̲̹̂̀̅̆͌̎͒̑̂̑̈̂̀̎̕s̸̛͕̪̙͙̘̼ņ̷̩̖̬̭̖̞͚̥͔͓̭̐͑́̓̊͌̂̇̾͜i̵͔̲̾̃̏̉̀f̴̗̖͗͌̋̈́͒̿̿͌̽̈́̂̓̕f̵͓͍̃̎̚͜i̵̛̭̣̘̯̝͖̪̳̫͗̆̈́͝ṉ̶̨̗̪̖͙̘̯͆g̴̮̯̯̠͕͇̍̂̈́̑̂̑̃̉́̏͊ ̷̧̡̝̬͕̩͒̒͒̈́͆̕̕ͅţ̸̗̜̅̈́ͅĥ̶̢̤̽̃͑̑̉͋̾̉̐́̄i̵̠̣̯͎̹̩͔͆̃̇̾̇͗͑͐̈̆n̵̛̳͎̆̀̈͛̒̊͆͐͊̎͘͜ģ̷͙͚̝͉̺͈̺͍̹̠̜̰̏̈̎͂͜͠

    Adele Xie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people must stay out of the water (sea, rivers and shore-areas) Ther's a danger to swimmers/surfers people fishing smalls boats any ANy one FALE PLS APUAHSGPOASZDNSAFJ SAFPOISAFH SPOUFSH SA

    Scarlett Handley-Craig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only recognise the bay of plenty because I'm from nz lol

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a̶̴̴̸̷̴̸̸̶̶̴̴̷̴̶̶̵̴̶̸̷̴̷̶̵̸̴̵̸̴̴̵̶̴̴̴̶̴̸̸̶̶̴̵̵̶̴̸̵̴̵̴̵̷̸̸̸̵̶̵̵̵̶̢̡̧̨̨̧̨̡̢̢̧̡̡̡̡̡̧̢̡̢̢̨̢̡̨̡̨̡̢̢̢̢̨̢̧̨̨̢̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̝̣̗̲̰̖̼̩̙͇̣͔͕̤͖̮̝̻͈̪̙͚͙͖̼̘̫͉̖͍̜̰̙̟̣̝̗̩͕͖̥̦͖͓̪̯͖͈̼̞̻͍͚̝̼̬̺̣͇̲̘͉̮͇̞̲̝͍̩̮̟͖̟͓͚̣̘͍̫̞̺̝̩̮̲̟̗͙̼̣̮͎̜͚͉͚̜̻̬͙̻̣͔̜̰̲̙̼̻͚̻͎̹͓͇̞͕̙̞̼̤͈̱̪̥͍̦̖̱̤̼̥̻͚̗͍̞̠̼͕̦̞̮͈͍̘̬͕̣͔̞̠̘̮̫̖̣̬̤̤͍͖̠̲̤͉̗̘͔̼͕̜͖̝̙̬̣̖͓̠̠̯̘̬͖̙͓̠̬͎̗̠͖̱͎͇̹̙̯̗͍̠̣̬̮͇̱͖̭̤̤͈͙͎̥̭͕͈̝̗̹̳̠̻͔͉̞̝̥̗̰̯̜̹̭̼͇͈̻̰̻̭̻̥̭͎̗͈̙̠͚̬̻͉̯͓̜͖͕̫̱̘̻̥̲̳̻̦̝̱̰͇͈̭̺̟̻̰̦̣̺̘̪͙͚̺̮̲̺̗͇̳͚͚̠̱̞͎͇̤͉̝̘̠̤̹̣̥̖̫̤̩͈͈͈͔͉̩͈̮̪̙̮͔̮̟͖̬̩̠͈̣̹̠͓͚͈̬̫̩̤̳̻̹̩͔͎͖̟̪̣͈͉̭̜̜̦͎̹͚̫͖͈̦̠̬̻̰̜͚͙̼̟̯̰͓̼̭̰̝͎̗̼̗̩͕̳͓͍̺̰̹̙̮̬̱͌͋̾͒̄͋̿̏̿̈́̓́̈͛̈́͑̓̐̒̅̊̋̓͌̊̃̓̃̌͊͋͐̾͒̓̒̈̈̒̇̀͑͌͌̅̓̏͊̏̈́̒̆̀͐̾̈́̉́̇̇͐̉́̃͑̽̔̓̃̓́̀͋̈́̓͌̇̈̽̅̇̀̓̉̋̾̐̄̿̽̈́́̀̋̿̆͌̂͌́̒̑̀͆͗̿̑͋͐͌̓͂͑͑̄̊̎̂̎̏̈́̎͊͛̈̔͋̇̀̌̇̿͒͂̃́̽͑̅̀͆́͒̽̇̍̉̐̂̿́͊͌̍͆̾͋̑̊͂͑̉̊͂̈̿̈́͆̀̓̐̐͂͌̅͋͆̀̈́̓̔̿͛̉͊̓̈́̎̒̍̈́͊͂̈͆̓̏͌͊̎̾̔͌̄̇̏̈́̒͑͐̐͆̋͑̆̂̅̏̾́̎̌̉̾͌̒̂̓͗̒͒̀̆̅͛̂̓̔̒̉̔̌̐͛͗́̍̄̌̋̐̈́̊͊̃̒̊̈́͗́͋̄̎̀̌͂̊̿͐̈̽̾̆̓̓̑̌͑͊̃̿̋͗̉̂͒̈́̈́̅̄͌͆̃͊̊̀̊̓́̋́̏̀́̂̆̂̂̆̋̅̈̃̓̌̀̊͐̐̇̐͌̎̋̆̂̉͒̇̀͊̓́̄̌́̾͗̑̉̊̽̀̈́͊͊̒͋̐̓̂̒̀͐̐̃̾͗̉̏̏̎̽̾̓͌̈́͊̓͒̍̒̂̔̎̍̏̃̐̊̾̋́͒͊̌͌͗͐̔̒̂̉̀̈͒̔̽́̃̋̈̎̓̒̈́̎́̚͘̕̚͘̕̚͘̕̕̚̚̚͘̚͘͘̚̚͘̚͘̕͘̚̚̚̕̚̚̕̕̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͠͝͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ

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    #20

    What Do You Think?

    What Do You Think?

    bubba_ur_cellmate Report

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on! It is at least poorave...

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    Orange Is Aging
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Po or ave rag e go od ver y goo d exc elle nt

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony is strong with this one!

    Bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this not higher up?

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    #21

    2020 Didn't End In Romania

    2020 Didn't End In Romania

    Cristi0078 Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let it reach 2022, you're not gonna like it here

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most avoidant thing I've seen this week. Well done that country!

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should do this in 2018

    Brîndușa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, my beautiful country did it again...

    Jake stenhouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think 2020 ended for anyone

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're being honest with it.

    Stuart Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it a temperature reading? 34 degrees?

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay in 2020. Trust me, it gets worse.

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    Aaron Genest, a manager with Siemens Technology, previously explained to Bored Panda what mindset we should have when considering the future of technology and making predictions.

    "I'd argue that most people underestimate the timelines necessary to produce the technological goods on which we rely and the investment made to allow them to exist. By looking 'upstream' in that investment space, we can have a pretty good idea of what whole industries are betting on," he said.

    #22

    My Child's BMI Is Apparently Infinite

    My Child's BMI Is Apparently Infinite

    _CxxcT_GD_ Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, like the guy who was called early for his vaccine because the NHS had input his height at 6.2cm (instead of 6' 2"). Making him essentially the world's fattest Borrower

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What impresses me is that they actually coded to cope with a division by zero and output "Infinity" instead, yet they still don't spot that this isn't a sensible answer!

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo momma so fat... Oh yeah? Well your kid's BMI is INFINITY!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was recently rejected from a program because I entered my height in millimetres, not centimetres, which gave me a BMI in the tens of thousands.

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now, just why would they have you input it mm.

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    Grivzyrn Novarn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so reminded of the picture with the dog calories.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When yo moms parents had her checked...

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bobby I told you that you were fat!

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    #23

    Behold, My Brother’s Phone

    Behold, My Brother’s Phone

    SkillfulDigger Report

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screen must have frozen changing from regular to landscape

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a condition where people's brains can start registering that their bodies are a little off kilter from where they actually are, which constantly makes the person perform odd little movements trying to compensate. This looks like the digital version of that

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you just can't decide between portrait and landscape! Or maybe, the new Selfie angle!

    Colin Swan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's hinting at something 😂

    JeannevB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't get over the fact that it is 24 degrees celsius at 10 pm!

    onivdsrapowijap
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in Selegalas in summer, so that's a normal temperature for 10 pm

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phone screen got set to North Always Up.

    unicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you brothers phone had a stroke

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    #24

    Just My Casual Morning Run

    Just My Casual Morning Run

    soniconor Report

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you pick up something for me at the bermuda triangle during your next run?

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Atlantic Quadrilateral is fine with me.

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's your hair look like after going that fast 🤔

    M K Shaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, I'm feeling like a slacker-- all I did was walk out to the mailbox...

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's totally fine - it always depends on where that mailbox is located, after all. This guy here? Just went out for cigarettes.

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    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hermes just posted his morning routine.

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then your Fitbit caught on fire

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the morning run of Jesus?

    Jerry Conaway
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see your origin is Colorado. Lance, is that you?

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    "For instance, it takes almost two years to develop and produce a computer chip and get it to market for a phone, and five years to get something into a new kind of car. So if we want to have a sense for what, for instance, the gadgets in our cars will look like in 2026, we just need to look at what the car manufacturers are asking their suppliers to design today,” Aaron said.

    The tech expert pointed out that technologies like 5G or various chips that receive billions of dollars of investments will likely stick around in the future. At least, long enough for the companies that invested into them to get their money’s worth.

    #25

    Left The PC On Overnight For An Automatic Update, Returned To This

    Left The PC On Overnight For An Automatic Update, Returned To This

    SSANISS Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shh, the update is currently in the mitosis phase

    TopCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly I know what this is. They need to check the RAM is seated properly in the motherboard.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who put Legos on your screen?

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Update completed unsuccessfully.

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's polite enough to be very pretty as it glitches apart

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your update is being handled by the Cybermen

    Bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "have fun figuring out how to fix this update."

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There could be something wrong with the RAM.

    Gregory Tin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you clear it all up it says "please confirm download"

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    #26

    Woke Up To This, Panicked

    Woke Up To This, Panicked

    NicoPasche Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird to not understand this, but still laugh like a maniac?

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the flight was supposed to go from Santiago to Miami, but for some reason they appear to have taken a detour to Africa on the way

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    David Houde
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that plane is at lat/lon 0,0. Guessing the GPS antenna that provides updates to that isn't working.

    Jsh rockridersrule
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That point is 00 00 00N 00 00 00W - if the map isnt receiving data from the on board gps it defaults to the 0s.

    Bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this would be slightly concerning.

    Mrt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia looks like it's on fire.

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    #27

    Cursed Heart Rate

    Cursed Heart Rate

    the-only_vrind Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh! It takes energy to crawl out of the ground

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smartwatch-wearing zombies be like...

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I understand. Well, let me know if his condition changes." [Hangs up phone] "He's dead". -- Top Secret!

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your phone tells you to die....

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your alive. Might wanna see a doc about that

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably got their heart rate higher

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    As such, when making predictions about the future of tech, prognosticators look ‘upstream’ at recent and not-so-recent industry trends instead of relying “on some crystal ball they hide in their robes." That means that if you want to know what the future looks like, you'd best take a good long look at the present and past. Though, in either case, one thing's for sure: the future is bound to have plenty of hilarious glitches, as well. There's no getting rid of software bugs for good, no matter how advanced society might be.

    #28

    This Is My Clock Now

    This Is My Clock Now

    VanessaIzWeird Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god! It's already t̷̢͙͇͔̘̄́͆̆̒̀̏̽̊͊͒r̵̛͕̻̠̺͖̺͇͚͕͐̾̃̂̾͐͘͠ḯ̶̤̣͙̣̫̼̬͎̼̘͒̾̈̉̇͠͝-̶͍̗̪̞͔̉̀͑̚͘b̶̺̠̘̬̬̲̹̞̿̌̇̓̃͗̓͜ľ̷͖͈͎̖͇̜̤̋́̅͘͠ơ̴̧̧͈̙̄͛̓̄̓̔͝͝c̶̢̛̙̓̂̈́͛̇͒̃͋͊͊k̸̢̭̙̼͕̤͙̳͔̃̀̍ ̷͙̞͓̰̍͑̍͂̇̍̒͑͂̍͠ă̸̳͂̋̉̆f̶̥̩͖̯͙̝̓̈́̓̈͆̔͝ẗ̷̢̥͓̙̱̫͔́͒͒͠e̸̫͈͇͎̙̲͙̱̖̒̒̑̒͝ŗ̶̯̼͖͖͍̜́͋̍͆͜ͅ ̸̼̲̍́̎̆͘r̷͙̖͑̍̓̇̕ͅo̶͖̩̝͖̖̒̄b̴̨̨̮̻̤̺͎̆̓̿̓̑͒̚͘ͅǭ̵̖̟͈̀͊̂͝m̶̛͔̫͕̫̺̤̾̀͆̓͝͝͠a̸͎̣̫͊̏̄̑ṇ̷̜̭͈̘̗̗͊̉͆͠. I'm late for work!!

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it too when my clock randomly switches to Venusian

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a menace and a half trying to get it to change back.

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    Vera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to go back to your home planet.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost time for lunch on Alpha Zentauri.

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be able to make it at square-corner-block o'clock

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When really drunk you can read the time and know to go home.

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    #29

    And Then?

    And Then?

    CaptainBubblesMcGee Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dramatic......................pause

    The Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least "and then" is slightly less aggressive than "or else"...

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO AND THEN!! Still quoting this years later lol

    Braineating Spleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then and then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And. Then.

    Lola M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about anxiety inducing. AND THEN WHAT???

    Vera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then and then and then and then and then??

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    #30

    My PC Started Crashing All Around And My Mouse Cursor Started Duplicating So I Drew A House With It

    My PC Started Crashing All Around And My Mouse Cursor Started Duplicating So I Drew A House With It

    Carbunclecatt Report

    Bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you can't go to the home page, make the home page yourself.

    gayFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me, or does it look like they were watching Hannibal?

    F. H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happend a lot in the 90s and early 2000s. I kind of miss those old PCs.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creative. I remember when this used to happen regularly!

    Julian McCallum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a YouTube video last night and that happened to the YouTuber when his game crashed so he drew grapes.

    Madeleine Pettit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know, i would have done that too lol

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    #31

    This Weather Reporter Got Caught In An On-Air Graphics Error That "Multiplied" Her Across The Screen. Earth, Wind, And A Chance Of Scattered Showers

    This Weather Reporter Got Caught In An On-Air Graphics Error That "Multiplied" Her Across The Screen. Earth, Wind, And A Chance Of Scattered Showers

    cnni Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually seen the video for this and it's wholesome

    Draaideur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here it is https://youtu.be/ykz_dbpYRPU

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this video, it's so funny :)

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you make a new map for your favorite FPS and forget to put a texture on a wall...

    Lxvi_XD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like a chance of scattered news reporter

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vid is great https://youtu.be/ykz_dbpYRPU

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I waa her friend or a family member, that image would be the wallpaper for my computer.

    namesake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% chance of acid rain

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the skybox in source engine is broken

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    #32

    3s!$((* &%#~' ` ¬ ¦dsa

    3s!$((* &%#~' ` ¬ ¦dsa

    nomaddd79 Report

    Beth L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now I want a Chambock Chake, too!

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDoeble is the name I used to dance under

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's just Welsh...?

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bei one, ged one fbee..." That's really a cool deal.

    Robert Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either the machine had a stroke or the person did

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the machine because all of the machines at mcdonalds are broken. Including the employee machine

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    Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost it at NOG HIBING at the bottom. It reminds me of that old site you could use to change the words on another site. You'd input the name of the site and it would output the site in like redneck or whatever.

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    #33

    Umm, Apple?

    Umm, Apple?

    Wordandname Report

    NES (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when it does this. One time mine were all smiling too big, another time it was just eyes and a mouth. Creepy.

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    Indy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the black eyed children says it's OK to let them in, it is NOT OK to let them in!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh not again i thought i'd seen enough of black eyed kids

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    Amanda Appleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only use the thumbs up from now on, clearly it's the best

    Camilo Madrigal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a camilo one and its head is gone but his teeth are still there

    Polar_bear_lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's some good nightmare fuel...

    Your Life Sucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want one Jennifer, or two Jennifers, or three Jennifers

    Autumn Artemis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Supernatural Fandom has just been summoned

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    #34

    French Is Such A Romantic Language

    French Is Such A Romantic Language

    crazycatnerd Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Etymology expert here: this word comes from Latin (QV&#xXXVII). It also exists in Spanish (quy#j27), in Italian (ch&#x29) and in Portuguese (que#x27ão)

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The change to the final character in the Italian word is interesting. Perhaps a sign of Phoenician influence on the language?

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the name of Elon Musk's next child.

    Magentablu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. It is Elon Musk's and Grimes' child name. In French

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because it's been censored. I guess it was something like "quéquette".

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the next generation of roblox censoring 😐

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is where Elon Musk gets the inspiration for naming his children.

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I didn't choose french to learn

    Bubba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know how Musk searches names for his child.

    Susanne Richter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the name of Elon Musk's next baby!

    Myrtille rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the challenge is not the pronunciation, but to use it in a random conversation with my colleague tomorrow, insofar as it is a rather specific word inherent in a particular field

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    #35

    Good Old Fallout 4

    Good Old Fallout 4

    Rabid_Chicken_Nuggee Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm watching you Wazowski, always watching"

    Sara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, my game does not do that, thankfully.

    InvaderZim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the crackhead at the gas station

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    #36

    A Comforting Sign Before Watching A Horror Movie At My Local Cinema

    A Comforting Sign Before Watching A Horror Movie At My Local Cinema

    R3CONIK Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope! Turn your head around and walk straight, and don’t forget to pass by the church

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O, ow, someone is summoning something. Do you want to wait to find out?

    existn't
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    schrodingers movie theater, now selling i cant believe its not butter unpopped popcorn

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be more apt if the film was Shazam.

    Mária Dusová
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

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    #37

    Let's Get Some Food At?

    Let's Get Some Food At?

    Hamsterbacke1911 Report

    NuClea Bomb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher: the test isn't that confusing! The test:

    GRUBHUB DELIVERY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm so Wendy’s + Burger King = Wendy’s

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    Boreddd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all gotta send this to Wendy's on Twitter, the roast is inevitable

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone from Pizzahut do this on purpose?

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must secretly work at Pizza Hut, that's the only one they got right.

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I get some fries at taco bell?

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me who tried to go to taco bell: I'd like 2 soft tacos and- The person working there: Sir, this is a Wendy's

    Joseph Budelman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you get, do you get the images food or the text food

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    #38

    Yes, I Got Successfully $0

    Yes, I Got Successfully $0

    Lemuel0406 Report

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a software glitch. Its called Life "2020-???"

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than I usually do. I just grab a roll of quarters, flush them down the toilet and head for the pool when I go to Vegas.

    DragonsCrushesCatsMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    congratulation? NOOO, it's CONGRATULATIONSSSSS!!!

    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also not even TWO congratulations?! Stingy asshats!

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    #39

    Just Got This Ad

    Just Got This Ad

    BlackSun591 Report

    this violent end (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the horror movie monster finally appears onscreen and everyone starts cracking up

    Ducky Oboe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tchaikovsky is rolling in his grave! 🤣🤣 Perfect description disturbing photo!

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    #40

    Greek Architecture

    Greek Architecture

    Azrodis Report

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the Hanging Gardens of Babylon go see wonder of the modern world, the Draping Streets of Greece.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Salvidor Dali moonlighted as a bridge designer

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's so hot the bridge melts.

    Rylee Evergreen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the car driving towards it is probably regretting everything right now

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's already through. So - I guess it's possible to do it...?

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    Jeff Bunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Greek bridges would be horrible on any suspension system!!

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    #41

    "Use Food Mode"

    "Use Food Mode"

    UC767 Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hamsters eat their young, so why discriminate against humans?

    Bill cipher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👶🏻 According to text to speech is dinner

    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just informing you that that the baby is hungry...

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    #42

    Well, Kudos To The Devs

    Well, Kudos To The Devs

    a-ignorant-mortal Report

    Vera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh, that would be my first guess..

    John C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah seriously. now I gotta stop using that one, thanks a lot

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    Magentablu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody can type Elon's Musk child name, of course

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair that is a weird thing to call your childhood dog

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it is a really smart algorithm that checks whether you have posted that password to the Internet before ;-)

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must be using the same dialect of French as the entry above!

    leunaichs 123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always guess sW*q*n@6RuFlBlTrAWit first

    F. H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It _is_ a weak password. Hard to remember, easy to crack.

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think hackers try to guess very strong passwords, making "weak" passwords strong

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must use at least 4 capital letters, 6 numbers, and 2 special characters. Who TF can remember passwords then? You then have to get your browser to save them. So, someone hacks into google, they can potentially get every last password you have.

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    #43

    My Package Had A Meltdown

    My Package Had A Meltdown

    JJBA_Is_best_anime Report

    NuClea Bomb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marty! We've gotta go back to the past and deliver this package!

    Bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would be cool tho. imagine ordering something and than sudenly you got it yesterday.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't say which year anywhere...

    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they mean 22nd of April next year.

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    #44

    Guess I’ll Open The Window For A Bit Of Fresh Air

    Guess I’ll Open The Window For A Bit Of Fresh Air

    _Wubawubwub_ Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Bob fart again?

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think a gas mask will help...

    Janet Cox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charles is wearing that aftershave again!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you work in a crematorium.

    Curtis Durrenberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that app, those devices measure air quality

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    #45

    I'm Not An Expert In Chess But This Doesn't Seem Fair

    I'm Not An Expert In Chess But This Doesn't Seem Fair

    MulmVerbot Report

    An Unpopular Opinion.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have a king.. so they can't take it and you can't lose. Good luck!

    Loren Pechtel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But their system has a bug, it will draw a king at the home position if the board doesn't have one. (Found this when trying to send someone a chess puzzle--a mate-in-one but without the enemy king--what you had to do is find the move that would threaten every square.)

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    LeeBreezy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today, we will be playing unfair chess, and whoever can beat me with their unfair advantage wins $10,000.

    Myrtille rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MrBeast yeah soooo that's how he was able to make such huge donations ...beting on rigged chess games ... :)

    Helderder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a glitch or malfunction but a setting in this app.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your king is in a hidden bunker somewhere

    GRUBHUB DELIVERY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that means… HE PAID YO DELETE THE SPECIAL SPOTS!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you hate monarchy so much that you can't even play chess

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    #46

    Where Can I Buy

    Where Can I Buy

    notarealsu35 Report

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just use my AOL free trial disc

    Sue McNeil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube went back to the 90's?

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the olden days in tech support where grandma would call and ask "How do I download the online nets?" (facepalm)

    Ffaelan Condragh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When YouTube and Netflix launched on the Xbox 360 you did get a disc in the mail to install the app.

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    #47

    All Of My Shortcuts Have Been Tainted With Assassin's Creed Syndicate Icons

    All Of My Shortcuts Have Been Tainted With Assassin's Creed Syndicate Icons

    MrTuckinator Report

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    serves you right if this is how your desktop looks.... Lol

    KindredKiller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! I couldn't bare (or is it bear? I don't know) to have that many app shortcuts haha

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    Vera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite a hit list for one assassin..

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All your icons are belong to us!

    ChickenNugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STARDEW VALLEY IS UP THERE!! (i really love Stardew Valley)

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dishonored games are amazing!

    PennilessPsychopath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice wallpaper though. You a war dude, just like me

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a folder to poke all of your game shortcuts into.

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    #48

    Just Why

    Just Why

    RealInfinityKid2048 Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cheeks are hurting from laughing so much

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh speedy delivery by ballistic missile. When it absolutely, positively, must be there in 15 minutes.

    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a 2d representation of a journey on a sphere that brought it close to the “top” of the sphere in the context of the 2d representation. This looks accurate.

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's such a thing as maps distorting the round planet. But. 😆

    NuClea Bomb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where all my packages went

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using one of Musk's rockets again?

    NinaRosario
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lines are so close... almost touching...

    Telmo Belo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acording to the Mercador Map, this is accurate. Those few km around the north pole are stretched to infinity and beyond.

    Timmy Pillinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We will deliver between 0000-0300 on December 25.

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    #49

    Portal Between Lithuania And Poland

    Portal Between Lithuania And Poland

    BirbMemesYT Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there was a portal between Ukraine and anywhere except Russia

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a portal between Russia and some other, hell-soaked dimension (for Putin and his minions, not the innocent civilians).

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh :( I learnt like a month ago about that portal and it's broken already

    Alexis Alcaide González
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, smartasses, which one of you have the dumb idea of installing microsoft windows on the stargate?

    #50

    "Where Are We Going To Again?"

    "Where Are We Going To Again?"

    motivationwanted Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better with the text below which I think (my German is VERY rusty) says "Now we have it in black on white" (i.e. clearly and unambiguously)

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, the little text beneath says: “You can find the most beautiful cars at the H.P. Schmid AG”, so it’s a commercial for a local car dealership. The license plate indicates that the bus is registered in the Kanton Zürich in Switzerland. Said car dealership is located in the commune of Bachenbühlach. So the bus was going someplace in Bachenbühlach or possibly to the nearby Zürich airport.

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    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶She took the midnight bus going anywhere 🎶

    Aksa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Infamous village in Iceland

    Londo Cotto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooo . . .thats the bus from the movie earlier . . . . .

    otplus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By context i would say microsoft hq

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha didn't know Zürich ist that strange.

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    #51

    My Younger Brother Sent Me This

    My Younger Brother Sent Me This

    Random_KokichiKinnie Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the first one to fail this test was its own author :D

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could be a Capricorn, you don’t know

    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the baby can read this I’m impressed no matter what it picks

    doggo lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat kinda looks like it has tears in its eyes

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd cry too, if somebody said I was a cow! 😭😂

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    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that dissing attempt.

    Ernesto Guevara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, students here (USA) are often given test questions like this with no correct answer, and are punished if they guess "wrong"

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    #52

    The Caption Is Scarily Accurate

    The Caption Is Scarily Accurate

    MrMartin777 Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they tried turning it off and on again...

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I guess you didn’t see that ludicrous display last night.

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    #53

    Guess I'm Up For Anything

    Guess I'm Up For Anything

    drhallloween Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10/10 would push that button just to see what's gonna happen

    Bored Bunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if you prefer your dik hot?

    #54

    Got A Little Lost

    Got A Little Lost

    WhyYouWantMyNamePerv Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is the point where the equator and the Greenwich meridian intersect (i.e. 0,0).

    Giovanni Omanand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where you get teleported to when you clip out-of--bounds.

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    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A map I used to work with often placed our customers there.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is the weather there?

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually known (to someone at least) as there is a weather buoy located there.

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    #55

    Default Help Message

    Default Help Message

    Jlw2001 Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me once. Called and told them I was here, it wasn't delivered and the message didn't let me reply before ending. Had to talk to a supervisor, but eventually they had the driver return. Seems it was happening all day - the system wasn't sending the message when they actually sent it. It went on for a day or so until they got it fixed

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    #56

    My Score For The German Test. Just Perfect

    My Score For The German Test. Just Perfect

    Substantial_Storm_90 Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I had similar thing: True ❌ true ✔

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if it was fixed, but last time I had to do something in google forms, if I put a space at the end of an answer but didn't do the same when I answered it would say it wasn't a match

    InvaderZim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took a driving test and got a wrong answer and it proceeded to tell me the right answer was the one I picked

    Vic D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be a Microsoft skill test.

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    #57

    I Present To You, Windows 40

    I Present To You, Windows 40

    EnoughCarrot778 Report

    #58

    Makes Sense

    Makes Sense

    Jedtin22 Report

    #59

    Typical Texas

    Typical Texas

    SharquishaTBO Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the weather wants to be bigger in Texas.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm gonna stay inside, thanks

    Claudia Schmid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farenheit confuses me but that does seem on the cold side

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come August I'll be thinking that's about right

    MadamGreenIce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you'll feel 9 degrees warmer.

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    #60

    My Sim Just Casually Floating In The Air

    My Sim Just Casually Floating In The Air

    vinnete Report

    djrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the power of the fart........

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her face says "good day!" But her legs say "hospital"

    Reading-under-Sequoias🫶🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem here. It is just a normal woman floating in the air. Who doesn't do that?

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    #61

    Please Stop, You're Scaring Me

    Please Stop, You're Scaring Me

    BankruptJohnWick Report

    #62

    No Comment

    No Comment

    Shrekola-69 Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder which country is the most offended

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Disclaimer - I'm American) The U.S. Definitely the U.S. We are offended by everything.

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    InvaderZim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may not be good with flags but that seems a tad off

    Marik
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody wanted to trade with germany... *edit to add forgotten word

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India has turned into Mongolia 🤔🤔🤔

    MadamGreenIce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose Mexico can be Indonesia if the earth's rotational axis is tilted a little bit to the left spins clockwise by about a few hours.

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Hong Kong the only correct flag here? And probably Mexico too?

    Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, there's also Germany, Israel, Malta that are correct. Croatia. Probably more but I'm tired and I forget.

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    Joybug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mexico is still the same!

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I guess I’m tired, I didn’t even notice the flags were all wrong at first.

    foxking
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    germany and mexico got it right. idk about the ohers

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    #63

    I'm 100% Not Sure How I Should Proceed

    I'm 100% Not Sure How I Should Proceed

    penguindeity1 Report

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No" sounds like the perfect alarm level 👌

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    #64

    The Air Quality In Delhi Is So Bad That It Overflowed And Is Now Safe

    The Air Quality In Delhi Is So Bad That It Overflowed And Is Now Safe

    pluey200 Report

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't seem that funny in my mind but when I look at it it's so funny

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    #65

    Diesel Prices Are Awfully Cheap Today

    Diesel Prices Are Awfully Cheap Today

    Coolperson2323 Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    closest I ever saw to that was when I was 16 and working at a gas station. One of my coworkers got promoted to assistant manager. One of his new responsibilities was setting the pump price if it changed. We got a message to change it to something like 1.59/gal. you would enter that in the computer as 1599(no decimals used in the system). He entered it as 159, which the system read as $0.15 and 9/10ths. only lasted about an hour before we caught it, but boy was he in trouble

    Ernesto Guevara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! That what they get for try to sneak the extra 0.9 cents into the price (yeah every station does the same thing, but still serves them right...)

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    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the gas stations here has prices as “2 / / “ for unleaded, premium, and diesel.

    Kim Burke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens all the time when a gas station runs out of gas or in this case diesel or the station is closed for the night.

    #66

    Behold, As This Calc Is Speaking The Language Of Gods

    Behold, As This Calc Is Speaking The Language Of Gods

    Richi15000 Report

    Lucas Angerer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like all the things for each number is over lapping. Like the square root is overlapping with the 5.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what ALL maths look like to me...

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, i have no idea how adding up the amount of candies bob has and the time a train takes to stop gives us the mass of the sun

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    #67

    How Did This Even Happen

    How Did This Even Happen

    polskidankmemer Report

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    #68

    Next Stop... LSD Land?

    Next Stop... LSD Land?

    Suck_It_Green_Boy Report

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to strawberry fields, nothing is real 🎶

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow so now we're blaming hardware on software? FINE. Next time I create a bug I will blame it on the hardware. Fair enough....

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    #69

    So I Glitched Out A Snapchat Filter… This Might Be The Most Terrifying Thing I’ve Ever Seen

    So I Glitched Out A Snapchat Filter… This Might Be The Most Terrifying Thing I’ve Ever Seen

    InvestigatorNo7119 Report

    #70

    McAfee Is Refusing Its Fate

    McAfee Is Refusing Its Fate

    raynst0rm Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to deal with this recently. Hateful thing

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same same 😂 Just wanted to break it's neck with a "HIYAH!"

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    F. H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McAfee, a software just like its creator.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! I did this just a few days ago! If you heard any yelling, it was me.

    #71

    Ah Yes, I Agree Bread Kinda Is That

    Ah Yes, I Agree Bread Kinda Is That

    TransportationBrave7 Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c̸̢̧̗͓͍̭̝̊̓̈́͆̌̄̓͆̒͊̐̑͠h̶̨̡͓͚̱̫͕̪̜̥̗͙̿̒̃̀̋͒̔͆̄̉͑͑͋̂̚͜͜͝e̴̪͕͔͈̣͈̪͙͔̫̩̟͇͑͒͒̏̌̔̃̀̄̉̾̄̈͋̍͜͝e̷̛̗̖̙̰̣̩͊͐̅̾͆̒͛̀̔͊̒͊̆̎̍͂̿̏̿̉̈͛͠͝͝ͅs̷̨̨̢̢̛̜̹̝͔̮̦̖̦̥͚͙̙̖̰͍̖̫͎͓̾̔̊͂̍̔̉̔́̇̀̾͌̃̽̃̽̽̀̂̄̽͘͠͠͝e̷̦͈̒̇

    Wes Nishi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop, there are children reading this!

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    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I got banned from posting on Bored Panda for 1 day for allegedly violating the community guidelines. (Only 4 days after joining Bored Panda). I answered their e-mail asking what I had done wrong. That was 3 days ago. No answers so far. If anyone has an idea I'm very interested.

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c̸̛͖̗̬̱͈͗̈́͋̐h̸̤́̄̍̃͝ḭ̷̡̤̹̓̀͗̆͛͘ċ̷̛̛̻̘̌̈k̴̡̖͚̠͎̑e̸͓͉̣͋̑̈́̈́n̸̡̮̪̊̀͐̊̈́͌̕ͅ

    BubbaLouie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P̵̧̨̛̛̭̱̫̮̯͙͔̱̣͙̬̯͕̜̫͕͚̼͛̐̓̏̂́̍̅̃̇̈́̉̉̓̓̈́̿͂̅̈́͜͝͠Ơ̷̢̮̙̙͎̪̗͙̝̺̘̜̟̻̰̯̤̜̯̮͓͍͇͎̱̞̲̥͓͕̤̥͖̤̫͓͔̬̻̫͎̫͔̋͐̃̌̌̄̂̋̈́͗̈́͛͋̒͌̏̅̋̐̚͜͜ͅͅT̴͎͔̲̰̎́̉͌͝Á̷̼̬͙̜̞͉̫̱͇̇̆͛̅̅̊̈̃͊̆͑̔̆̔͂̓̉͐̈́̈͂̊̇̎̍̾̇̿͊͗̈͒͌́̆̎͋͗͝T̵̢̡̨̛͈̟̤̞̙̲̥͎̙̞̖̭͔̗̻͖̲̗͓̗̗̱̝͙̰̤̭̖̬͕̘̹̜͉̠̳̤͖͎̰̍͛̏̆͐͂̿͆́̿̅̔͊͊͐͛̐͋̀͘͘̚͜͜͠͝ͅǪ̶̢̧̧̢̨̧̛̛̮̹͈͔̣̮͔̠͔̙̜̯̠̤͉̯̥̥̜̙̲̹̳̭̬̥̱̮̖̹̗͇̻͇̟͚̥̘͙͌̎́͂̏̾̽͆̓̀̄̑̒̍̏͌̔̄̑͂̾̑̈́͌̿̐͌̚̕͝͝͝͝ͅͅ

    Bisexual Tiger 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    b̵̡̢̧̛̫͕̗̟̼̩̬̮̲̣̙̗̳͈̩̰̺͎͈͎̝͔̺͕̙̝̱̱̳̭̳̯̂̂̓͋̄̅̽̊̉̐̈́͛̀͛͊́̔͊̊̓́́̅̿͛̈́͗̌̎͑̅̈́͒̕̕͘̕̚ͅͅr̵̡̙͉͖̼̺̅̏̓̓͒̈́̽͊́͋͛͛̎̕͘̚ė̴͔̜̟͖̭͕̬͑̉̀͋͆́̇̌̍̈́̌̃́̑͂̚͠ͅͅa̵̢̢̟͙̋̈͒͐͐̇͐̉́̿̀̄͂̽̇̑̑͆̇̈̑͑̆̆̈́̓͊̅̃̇̚̕͘͝͝͠ḑ̵̛̦͉̙̘̣͇̘͎̩͉̻̬̂͗́̐̌͛̑̑͊͂̉̓̐̆̒̇̄͑̊̊̓̐̈́̉̀̅̈́̃̾͒̾̃̀̾̉͑̒̋́͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅ

    CookieCrump
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does anyone manage to do this?

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    #72

    Text File On Paper

    Text File On Paper

    janjon98 Report

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to hyperlink before printing

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    #73

    Yes, That’s Exactly I Meant To Type

    Yes, That’s Exactly I Meant To Type

    Atomiclizard456 Report

    #74

    Only 18th Century Kids Will Remember This Game

    Only 18th Century Kids Will Remember This Game

    DeathBarrier Report

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve has that happen! I have files right now that say they were made in 2160, and I’ve had some from 1969. Never seen anything pre-20th century, though.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, I played that when it first came out.

    #75

    I Guess I'm Not Shutting Down My PC Tonight

    I Guess I'm Not Shutting Down My PC Tonight

    makeanthrogreatagain Report

    Phendrena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Create a new desktop shortcut to " shutdown.exe /s /t 00 " that'll do the job

    djrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pull the plug..........works everytime

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    #76

    Sitting 10 Feet Away In My Bed And My Computer Woke Up From Its Slumber To Connect To The Void

    Sitting 10 Feet Away In My Bed And My Computer Woke Up From Its Slumber To Connect To The Void

    colouradical Report

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t even tell which version of macOS that is (probably High Sierra by the look of the iMac)

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    #77

    Machine Learning

    Machine Learning

    r0bin22 Report

    #78

    Borders Go Brrr

    Borders Go Brrr

    NoCoolSenpai Report

    #79

    Something May Be Running Idk

    Something May Be Running Idk

    ISayHeck Report

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do this on certain iPhones—I can literally have pages and pages of the same app on mine (2020 iPhone SE)

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    #80

    My Brother’s Computer May Be Having Just A Small Issue… Just A Really Tiny One

    My Brother’s Computer May Be Having Just A Small Issue… Just A Really Tiny One

    AceQuail Report

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    #81

    My Favorite Food, The McMeal

    My Favorite Food, The McMeal

    128username Report

    #82

    Take Shelter Now In 9pi29ätqæ

    Take Shelter Now In 9pi29ätqæ

    bread-mayo-ham-bacon Report

    unicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooo didnt mean to make ya cry, if im not back again this time tomorrow, carry onn carry on. cause nothing really matters.

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    Jesus Christ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw someone got this too yesterday as well, can someone explain what it is?

    Jesus Christ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the warning, the glitches in the message.

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    #83

    France And The UK Now Share A Border

    France And The UK Now Share A Border

    7dare Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay for rejoining the EU in the most direct way possible!

    Sanchi Shiva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    France? I think u mean Fran. And that is one interesting map. Are you on google maps?

    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given their history, that seems like it could end badly.

    Insono
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even on the map anymore! *cries in the ocean that used to be half the netherlands*

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    #84

    Very Nice

    Very Nice

    Superio_Sr Report

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    #85

    Anyone Know How To Fix This?

    Anyone Know How To Fix This?

    reddit.com Report

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is common knowledge that any messenger apps take a nap if they have more than 40 unread messages.

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    ChickenNugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then my dad's would give you an anxiety attack- almost 12,000 i belive

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    🇺🇦Pray4Ukraine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my mothers inbox run is at about 90,176 unread emails. Unread.

    Lukas-not-Luca (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 3,928 messages in gmail is giving me an anxiety attack ngl

    Isabella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can not be fixed, it's an iphone. 😁

    Sanchi Shiva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the bottom four apps the wrong direction?

    Jesus Christ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think everyone here is missing the point..ignore the inbox, look at the bottom of the screen.

    Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes the glitch is the sideways icon.

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    unicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is messinger on its side

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    #86

    Now I Heard Of Dual Wielding, But Never Heard Of Dual Theming

    Now I Heard Of Dual Wielding, But Never Heard Of Dual Theming

    laspruca Report

    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "do you want light or dark on?" "yes."

    #87

    Cyberpunk 2077 Crashed And My PC. Didn't Like It (Completely Frozen)

    Cyberpunk 2077 Crashed And My PC. Didn't Like It (Completely Frozen)

    Malinicula Report

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    #89

    How Long Did I Sleep?

    How Long Did I Sleep?

    FalsePeak Report

    #90

    I Was Trying To Review For German, I Don't Think This Is German

    I Was Trying To Review For German, I Don't Think This Is German

    TheZephyr07 Report

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who speaks both Japanese and German, are these options applicable to the questions?

    Nirdavo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't even Japanese. Might be Chinese, but looks more like a royal UFT-8-F**up :-)

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the old Dos Equis commercial with the Most Interest Man In The World, when they said "He speaks French...in German"

    #91

    I Love The Way The Old iPad Icons Look

    I Love The Way The Old iPad Icons Look

    JDT33658 Report

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    #92

    I Just Wanna Use Chrome

    I Just Wanna Use Chrome

    LevicusX Report

    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey at least you won your game of solitaire.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what it reminds me of! I wrote this after my laughter scared my dog.

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    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone would use Chrome anyway? Just use a good web browser.

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    #93

    Why Is A School Bus Texting My Sims

    Why Is A School Bus Texting My Sims

    BTWimamermaid Report

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do NOT respond!! Chris Hansen is hiding in the back of the bus.

    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's Otto Mann, (the bus driver from The Simpsons).

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The glitched-out message reads "the principal is calling. Answer it?" For anyone who wants to know.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe your Sims need to catch the bus and the system broke down

    #94

    You Can't Spell "Line" With Those Letters

    You Can't Spell "Line" With Those Letters

    ensui_ssb Report

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but you can spell gin. And gin helps fix everything.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ring could be considered a line on a loop.

    Vera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can ask Siri for help!

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    #96

    D-Do I Answer?

    D-Do I Answer?

    The_Gibby1 Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the phone company sets your caller ID name to your account number

    Diya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the devil changed his number, its not 666 anymore

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0118999 88199 9119725 3

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    #97

    Apparently Chemistry Requires You To Have A Brief Concept Of Summoning Demons

    Apparently Chemistry Requires You To Have A Brief Concept Of Summoning Demons

    PortalCornet154 Report

    Glasia van Duivels
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought, chemistry separated in 1600 from alchemy.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should try Finite Incantatem on this one.

    #98

    Just Paid $A And 2u Cents For Gas. Gas Prices Getting Ridiculous

    Just Paid $A And 2u Cents For Gas. Gas Prices Getting Ridiculous

    Rob_Rockly Report

    #99

    It Is Trying To Find Its Perfect Angle I Guess

    It Is Trying To Find Its Perfect Angle I Guess

    sarah314 Report

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    #100

    Thank You, Adobe

    Thank You, Adobe

    reddit.com Report

    Madhuri Das
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CREATIVITY FOR ALL START YOUR FREE TRIAL

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creativity for everyone except people who can't afford it every month.

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wonder if anyone would consider this creativity

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    #101

    I Only Have One Pair Of AirPods?

    I Only Have One Pair Of AirPods?

    bradyfromcanada Report

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other 31 are on their way, Free from Apple!

    #102

    Cold War Has The Finest Graphics

    Cold War Has The Finest Graphics

    ThatRedCat1 Report

    Abby Harrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oof. never had a problem playing this on xbox

    #103

    I Mean, That Doesn’t Even Make Sense, Instagram

    I Mean, That Doesn’t Even Make Sense, Instagram

    nwboie Report

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    #104

    The Gas Prices Are Out Of Hand

    The Gas Prices Are Out Of Hand

    XIXLOLXIX Report

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    #105

    So I Kinda Glitched The Weather App And Now It's Showing The Temperature In F But The C Won't Change

    So I Kinda Glitched The Weather App And Now It's Showing The Temperature In F But The C Won't Change

    comrade-cloudie Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, is it warm in here?

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is... 145 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the way climate change is going, we might not be far off from this soon.

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High chance of a dead battery (8%)

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warm today... Probably gonna be warm tomorrow too...

    #106

    He Hates Having His View Being Blocked

    He Hates Having His View Being Blocked

    hfodhdshdgfgf Report

    Jesus Christ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me something wrong with the game itself besides it overheating devices so much that the screen can probably fall off

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    AppleDragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Now waht the *language* is this monstrosity!

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should change your name to Steve Rogers

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    #107

    No-One Gets The Correct Answer

    No-One Gets The Correct Answer

    icenando Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buzzfeed, what are you doing?

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why nobody takes buzzfeed quizzes anymore.

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    #108

    Please Don't Disturb Me. I Am Busy, Can't You See I'm Multitasking

    Please Don't Disturb Me. I Am Busy, Can't You See I'm Multitasking

    MRP_yt Report

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    #109

    My Alarm Was Supposed To Be At 7

    My Alarm Was Supposed To Be At 7

    Bucket_Lord_Jim Report

    #110

    This Is Probably What Ascending To The 19th Dimension Looks Like

    This Is Probably What Ascending To The 19th Dimension Looks Like

    taulunraami Report

    gellert grindlewald
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhh, there are no words for this, except *language*!

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to change your name to Steve Rogers

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    #111

    I May Have Opened To Many Windows

    I May Have Opened To Many Windows

    kajijis Report

    An Unpopular Opinion.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see they posted that in #cursed-images right away

    John C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even if I don't correct it, I still groan at grammar mistakes if only internally. but I decided "I may have opened "to" many windows" also works

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    #112

    Had A Kurzesagt Clip As Walpaper

    Had A Kurzesagt Clip As Walpaper

    Alex_Lak Report

    1 1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually looks really cool

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom part looks better than the original kurzgesagt video scene

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel as if I'd see this in their next video.

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me a little of this artist https://atsushi-koyama.com/

    ima cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly this looks epic ngl

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    #113

    Riot Games You’ve Done It Again

    Riot Games You’ve Done It Again

    Im-sab Report

    #114

    You Don't Really Need 3D Glasses

    You Don't Really Need 3D Glasses

    Rabbidscool Report

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this happen, is steam overlay spawned into the world? 😮

    Jesus Christ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the backround of the game they are playing is clipping into another tab they are on but I'm no expert

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    #115

    Ah Yes My Favourite Game

    Ah Yes My Favourite Game

    foxinspace69420 Report

    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to make that game.

    Papa Bonez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generic box art for the most excellent generic fun.

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    #116

    Absolutely Gorgeous

    Absolutely Gorgeous

    Chloedraws123 Report

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    #117

    "What Time Is It?" "Oh It's MT:RC"

    "What Time Is It?" "Oh It's MT:RC"

    PokeHypers Report

    Lady Fos-Boss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone notice the date? This screenshot was taken exactly two years ago (Unless it's somewhere besides America, then its November 3rd)

    John C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's right when covid was getting serious. is there a computer variant they haven't told us about!!?!?

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    Bill cipher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yo its a day before my birthday!!! :D

    #119

    Unlimited WiFi, Let’s Go

    Unlimited WiFi, Let’s Go

    alxndrmarkov656 Report

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t turn off my cellular data from the control center but I can turn it off from settings. Apple forgot about something when programming the new parental controls that every kid despises. (My dad has cellular data changes turned off for my phone)

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    #120

    I Can't Update My Password Because My Old Password Is Insecure

    I Can't Update My Password Because My Old Password Is Insecure

    metrenome Report

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    #121

    What Do You Want?

    What Do You Want?

    Chicchi7393 Report

    #122

    Do I Or Not

    Do I Or Not

    reddit.com Report

    #123

    I'm Helping My Brother Fix His PC And Ran Across Baby Yobama And His Brothers

    I'm Helping My Brother Fix His PC And Ran Across Baby Yobama And His Brothers

    DoctorUnsuspicous Report

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    #124

    My Desktop Started Crashing

    My Desktop Started Crashing

    MasterangGG Report

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How it'll look when the universe simulation finally logs off.

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #125

    New Mount And Blade Game Brings Some New Glitches

    New Mount And Blade Game Brings Some New Glitches

    NoBannerFlags Report

    #126

    PoGo Has Very... Odd Bugs

    PoGo Has Very... Odd Bugs

    MightyKin Report

    hi myself
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your account is now haunted by Barbie.

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I used to play, I would get moved all the time without moving. I got “slow down, don’t play while driving!” messages while sitting at home on the couch. Got teleported like 20 miles away once, long enough for me to put a Pokémon in a gym.

    #127

    Good Ol' Xbox

    Good Ol' Xbox

    Ok-Aioli-3811 Report

    Abby Harrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol must have my friend Danielles internet

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    #129

    I Don't Think That Is My AK Skin

    I Don't Think That Is My AK Skin

    DrakXD Report

    #130

    This Is How I Didn't Eat Dinner Yesterday

    This Is How I Didn't Eat Dinner Yesterday

    smartiphone7 Report

    Sanchi Shiva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the club, bro. Welcome to the hated by Siri club.