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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
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Savage Burn
JeanneDeaux 10 years ago
Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!
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Funny Comebacks
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Never Mess With The Sister
P.BruxFHell 10 years ago
She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!
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Know Your Quotes
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Job Opportunities
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Foodie Burns
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Browser History
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Savage Roast
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Orange You Glad
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Missing Something?
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Savage Burn
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Funny Comeback
ElliotLord 10 years ago
It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...
MonicaMontoya 10 years ago
it's not a noun in the context it's being used.
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StephanieBarr 10 years ago
Did anyone notice that the response described stupid as an adjective but used a noun definition? Yeah no Nobel Laureates here.
BudBudderson 10 years ago
Did you notice that he was mocking Jamie? Not that I'm an expert, but that may have been why he used a noun definition. Don't kid yourelf, you're not getting a Nobel either.
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Una Winstanley 9 years ago
Stupid (adjective) - Women that think single is a noun. Tell me, how many girlfriends do you have since that day you posted that?
Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
The problem is that she was addressing issues of sexism and still people want to bash her.
Load More Replies... Lydia Interiano Dalton 5 years ago (edited)
im reading these comments and its like im being slapped in the face with good and bad grammar. jesus christ stop school hasn't started yet. i still got 5 more days.
ChristopherResurreccion 9 years ago
It's an adjective. To even say you are single you are still describing yourself. If I said you are yellow or you are blue does blue or yellow become the subject ? No, it doesn't YOU is still the subject and blue is the adjective. Yes it can be used as both a noun and an adjective but in this case this chick was stupid
NatalieBlonde 10 years ago
A noun is a person place or thing. I am still in school so I would know, and a man is a noun so yeah.. And an adjective is describing a word, single man. Single is the adjective , and a man is a noun so it's BOTH a noun and an adjective, gets your facts straight people.
BudBudderson 10 years ago
Wow, you're smart because you can post the same comment twice! Amazing!
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FilipJanků 10 years ago
I can see that many of you are smarter than dictionaries... http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/single :-)
JayceyRae 10 years ago
It's classified as a noun is several different contexts. That dude is just a misogynistic prick.
Zuzanna2002 Czarnota 1 year ago
"singles [ plural ] - people who are not married and do not have a romantic relationship with someone: They hold a number of social events especially for singles." Cambridge Dictionary. It doesnt take long to look these things up
blugeagua 5 years ago
So.... just why was Caleb so upset about her comment when its true? Guys who think women only belong in the kitchen are truly horrible men and deserve to be single. If he's THAT upset about it then it just shows that he too is one of those who think women belong in the kitchen. If he didn't, then he wouldn't have taken it so personal. But he did, and just showed himself to be a misogynist asshat.
MarcyMendonça 10 years ago
Single (man). Yes, it is a noun. Now shut up and stop making sexist jokes ;)
TheFirstAndTheLast 9 years ago
In your own sentence you're describing a man as single which makes single an adjective.
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blugeagua 5 years ago
Absolutely not, he's a misogynist prick. He's nothing to admire about.
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Savage Burn
JeanneDeaux 10 years ago
Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.
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Worthy Sacrifice
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Savage Roasts
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Heart Breaking Comeback
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Savage Roast
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Bad Burn
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Funny Comeback
LockieScott 10 years ago
Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz
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Savage Roast
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Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post
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Bailey MORGAN 9 years ago
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
kiana zurch 1 year ago (edited)
an insult i used on my nasty roomate (she set me up perfectly for it), she said your room really stinks, and immediately after she said that, without hesitation i said, kind of like your attitude, then to make it sting more, i walked out of the room without apologizing and instead said, goodbye. #noregrets
kiana zurch 1 year ago
yeouch it almost makes me feel bad for the recieving end of those burns, I mean i bet they deserve it, my all time favourite burn is, You're so ugly you made a hundred eyed alien run away in terror
Scholar Warrior 7 years ago
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
3.1415926535897932384626433832 9 years ago
So every single one of these have been said to you?
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MichaelTeofilov 10 years ago
What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
RossWatkin 10 years ago
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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Bailey MORGAN 9 years ago
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
kiana zurch 1 year ago (edited)
an insult i used on my nasty roomate (she set me up perfectly for it), she said your room really stinks, and immediately after she said that, without hesitation i said, kind of like your attitude, then to make it sting more, i walked out of the room without apologizing and instead said, goodbye. #noregrets
kiana zurch 1 year ago
yeouch it almost makes me feel bad for the recieving end of those burns, I mean i bet they deserve it, my all time favourite burn is, You're so ugly you made a hundred eyed alien run away in terror
Scholar Warrior 7 years ago
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
3.1415926535897932384626433832 9 years ago
So every single one of these have been said to you?
Load More Replies... MichaelTeofilov 10 years ago
What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
RossWatkin 10 years ago
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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