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44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns
Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
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Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!
She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!
It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...
Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.
I kind of don’t like the spaghetti dude because a lot of women have authority over men and it says she must be quiet. The fact that it says ‘she must be quiet’ defines who I am.
For every biblical quote somebody throws out, there is another biblical quote contradicting it. How have bible quotes not caught onto this?
It isn’t sexist because man has authority over a woman in general, mostly guys that teaches in the churches or any types of classes are men not a woman
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And I Don't Permit A Man Who Sits On His Fucking Arse Coming Up With Snarky Comebacks Instead Of Growing The Fuck Up And Being The Bigger Person :)
I don't permit a man who fucking sits on his arse coming up with comebacks to tell me what to do
Non-evangelical New Testament scholars generally believe that all three pastoral epistles (1 Timothy, 2 Timothy, and Titus) were written by an unknown person in Paul’s name long after he was dead. While this unknown author admired Paul and wanted to use his authority, he also contradicted Paul. In such cases, if anyone is to be able to speak to the church today with authority, it is the “true Paul,” not the “pseudo-Paul” of the pastoral epistles. And the “true Paul” taught that in Christ there is neither male nor female (Galatians 3:28). https://bible.org/seriespage/9-what-does-it-mean-not-teach-or-have-authority-over-men-1-timothy-211-15 Just sayin'
Boy, it's funny. For everything in the bible, there's an opposite comeback!
science made everything actual things that make sense not a fucking alien that can do anything fucking bullshit
It makes more sense than to say everything came from nothing. God, or even the idea of God, to be an alien isn't even a realistic statement.
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1timothy 2:12 an 1 corinthians were laws of that time not the teaching of Christ Jesus.
I don't get why people obsess over works of fiction.
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Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
2, 3, 6, 11, 17 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
lol
Epic stuff
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Good but needs improvement
haha ive done the "ugly starts with U" one, works well
there funny.lmao
Love it!!
I LMFAO Reading These lolololol xD
This is awesome!
"Apply ice to the Burnt Area."
Holy shit dude..... I even had a seizure when reading these xD
That's HILLARIOUS! LOVE IT!
I LOVE IT I WILL USE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE
So every single one of these have been said to you?
made my day
Laughs by the bucket full or is that sick?
What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
How does a kitchen appliance like its who comment -_-
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
The burners were not the ones who took the screenshot
:D Very nice! Indeed!
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
2, 3, 6, 11, 17 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
lol
Epic stuff
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
Good but needs improvement
haha ive done the "ugly starts with U" one, works well
there funny.lmao
Love it!!
I LMFAO Reading These lolololol xD
This is awesome!
"Apply ice to the Burnt Area."
Holy shit dude..... I even had a seizure when reading these xD
That's HILLARIOUS! LOVE IT!
I LOVE IT I WILL USE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE
So every single one of these have been said to you?
made my day
Laughs by the bucket full or is that sick?
What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
How does a kitchen appliance like its who comment -_-
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
The burners were not the ones who took the screenshot
:D Very nice! Indeed!