Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

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#1

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JeanneDeaux
Community Member
5 years ago

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

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#2

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LeeRomi
Community Member
5 years ago

CALL THE BURN UNIT!!

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#3

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IzaYusop
Community Member
5 years ago

i love this. must remember it for when my children being a smartass

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#4

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P.BruxFHell
Community Member
5 years ago

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

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#5

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

wonderful, just wonderful!

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#6

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DanielFlynn
Community Member
5 years ago

SHOTS FIRED!

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#7

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GriselleLugo
Community Member
5 years ago

Great!!

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#8

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

ROFLMAO!!!

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#9

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ElliotLord
Community Member
5 years ago

Ouch!

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#10

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JamesKinahan
Community Member
5 years ago

My favourite

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#11

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SaraJane
Community Member
5 years ago

That's a good one.

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#12

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ElliotLord
Community Member
5 years ago

Fake. No company would do that.

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#13

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Chaz Johnston
Community Member
3 years ago

Bullshit. Pizza never comes in 20 seconds.

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#14

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

What a troll

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#15

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

Shots fired?

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#16

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

Someone done mess up

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#17

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3.1415926535897932384626433832
Community Member
4 years ago

Mistakes were made, just like that burn

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#18

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

dumb meets dumber

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#19

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DesireeMiranda
Community Member
5 years ago

OUCH !

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#20

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

teeeeeehehehehehe, mind you one that works on women preferably.

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#21

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KateCollini
Community Member
5 years ago

Well played Taco Bell.

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#22

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ElliotLord
Community Member
5 years ago

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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#23

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JeanneDeaux
Community Member
5 years ago

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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#24

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh this is just beautiful

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#25

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MicaelaOlivera
Community Member
5 years ago

And then EAT IT.

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#26

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

yaouch!

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#27

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a_lopes
Community Member
4 years ago

SO TRUE THO

Grave Raccoon
Community Member
2 years ago

u, sir are a pig. Girls will continue to thrive when the male population decides to kill each other's sorry asses :)

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Helen Quinteros
Community Member
1 month ago

Grave raccoon, you kinda ruined a burn. r/whoosh

Fahmida Begum
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahaha

Blake Martin
Community Member
3 years ago

N.W.A "Fucked the police!!" How did that work out for them?!?

Genevieve Goungo
Community Member
4 months ago

Palpatine: Yes, it is time to rule the galaxy!

blugeagua
Community Member
4 months ago

This shit is fucking gross. Especially with how many people on here are loving it and saying it’s “so true” just proves the point on how many misogynistic pigs are on here.

ManCity255
Community Member
6 months ago

You have a choice to fuck the rules or not

Kurt R. O.
Community Member
1 year ago

i have intelligence, i detect thots.

Adaeze Uzor-Enebeli
Community Member
1 year ago

OUCH!😎

Gibson Fry
Community Member
1 year ago

Yooooo. Put this in the #1 spot

Grave Raccoon
Community Member
2 years ago

yall are pigs, girls will continue to thrive when our beloved males' sorry asses lave this fucking earth

Paul Brockett
Community Member
2 years ago

so true

blugeagua
Community Member
4 months ago

How is it “true”

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Paul Brockett
Community Member
2 years ago

omg lol

WhiteFox
Community Member
2 years ago

whats the kids like?

Zedd Skylarke
Community Member
2 years ago

ohohohohohohohohohohhohohohoho

Jungbin Oh
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow just wow this one is my favourite

Kirby Ard
Community Member
3 years ago

SO TRUE

blugeagua
Community Member
4 months ago

How?

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Zenyatta MAIN (GreenLightning)
Community Member
3 years ago

omg this is so true

blugeagua
Community Member
4 months ago

How so?

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Christopher Whittal
Community Member
3 years ago

u have one?

Austinhunter Seven
Community Member
4 years ago

True kind of xD LMFAO LOL

aslogan2017
Community Member
4 years ago

The girl in the pic is finneee!!

SelényiGábor
Community Member
4 years ago

*Beats chest and points at him* You're tha real MVP!

KeraTucker
Community Member
5 years ago

Lmao! That shit is hella funny

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#28

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vviggy
Community Member
5 years ago

* male's ;-)

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#29

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misguidedFer
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol I remember this

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#30

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RJazz909
Community Member
5 years ago

LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

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#31

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MrTree1779
Community Member
5 years ago

Why does her smiley have a scrotum? Is that symbolic of something...?

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#32

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LockieScott
Community Member
5 years ago

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

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a_lopes
Community Member
4 years ago

shots fired

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#34

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aslogan2017
Community Member
4 years ago

Damn

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#35

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

#sassmaster

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#36

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Cool sun Raider1
Community Member
7 months ago

Gjk

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#37

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varnadoechristopher
Community Member
4 years ago

Planking died along with your music

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#38

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a_lopes
Community Member
4 years ago

AWESOME

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#39

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Blake Martin
Community Member
3 years ago

Uhhhh...... What's the joke?

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#40

Haha

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DarknessWizard2
Community Member
4 years ago

OH SHIT, GET THE SAVAGE POLICE NO, THE SAVAGE SWAT TEAM

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#41

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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TheFirstAndTheLast
Community Member
4 years ago

Not a burn but it still works as a neat trick.

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