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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
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Savage Burn
JeanneDeaux 10 years ago
Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!
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Funny Comebacks
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Never Mess With The Sister
P.BruxFHell 10 years ago
She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!
#5
Know Your Quotes
Chelsea Ann Sheehan 4 years ago (edited)
I would like to point out that the books of Leviticus and Deuteronomy are in the Old Testament. That means that they were part of the Jewish holy book before they were ever part of the Bible. If you’re going to use the ENTIRE Bible and not just the the Old or New Testament individually to justify your opinion of the law, keep in mind that you may be using the holy books of two different religions at the same time if you quote verses from both the Old and New Testament in your arguments.
Genevieve Goungo 5 years ago
I look up to the LGBT community because I support lesbians, gays, bisexuals, e.t.c. If you think that being any of those is a sin, I want you to read the verse below. A lot of LGBT’s are in love with each other. Look what the Bible says about love: “Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.” 1 Corinthians 13:4-5 The Bible says that love is one of the most beautiful things God ever made. How is it a sin to love the same gender?
BenNorheim 10 years ago
Actually, most of the rules in the bible were cultural. But God defined marriage, not the rulers in biblical times.
BenNorheim 10 years ago
Actually, some of these were cultural, but it says that God defined marriage not the law makers in biblical times.
PascaledeGruy 10 years ago
This is by far the best response to a bible quotin' anti gay crazed Christian I've seen yet! Bravo.
Barack Ngomo 5 years ago
People say 'they believe in God' but they don't even read the bible so what does 'I believe in God' mean to them? Exactly.
Aaron Mckenzie 7 years ago
how can a good christian support gay marriage hmmmmm well i am christian and thow shall not judge
Jakeman1013 ROBLOX 9 years ago
"You make me sick. F**k you." I know you would little pussy a*s b***h! I'm a supportive christian and I like guys and girls! BOOM B***H
InveterateArtist 10 years ago
Using the F word. Also considered very UN Christian. How does anyone every take you seriously?
Genevieve Goungo 5 years ago
You know there’s something called freedom of speech? I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ***
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KarinMorris 10 years ago
The truth ALWAYS hurts them, then again they have to already bury their heads pretty deep to even believe in religion
Willyum Wickerson 5 years ago
Kindly blow your brains out with a shotgun and then try to repeat that. What you just said is a religious statement. Ergo, you're being hypocritical.
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Willyum Wickerson 5 years ago
No good Christian hates gays, but no good Christian supports gay marriage.
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JaneSummerlott 10 years ago
Nice, i love it when older laws are applied toward modern religion. It messes everything up. But I don't think politics should be applied
PascaledeGruy 10 years ago
The original poster was a woman, who should've been executed, if we're going by the bible, since she was naughty in high school!
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Willyum Wickerson 5 years ago
You have no room to talk if you aren't religious.
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Job Opportunities
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Foodie Burns
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Browser History
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Savage Roast
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Orange You Glad
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Missing Something?
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Savage Burn
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Funny Comeback
ElliotLord 10 years ago
It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...
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Savage Burn
JeanneDeaux 10 years ago
Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.
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Worthy Sacrifice
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Savage Roasts
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Heart Breaking Comeback
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Savage Roast
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Bad Burn
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Funny Comeback
LockieScott 10 years ago
Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz
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Savage Roast
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Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post
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Bailey MORGAN 9 years ago
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
kiana zurch 1 year ago (edited)
an insult i used on my nasty roomate (she set me up perfectly for it), she said your room really stinks, and immediately after she said that, without hesitation i said, kind of like your attitude, then to make it sting more, i walked out of the room without apologizing and instead said, goodbye. #noregrets
kiana zurch 1 year ago
yeouch it almost makes me feel bad for the recieving end of those burns, I mean i bet they deserve it, my all time favourite burn is, You're so ugly you made a hundred eyed alien run away in terror
Scholar Warrior 7 years ago
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3.1415926535897932384626433832 9 years ago
So every single one of these have been said to you?
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MichaelTeofilov 10 years ago
What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
RossWatkin 10 years ago
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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Bailey MORGAN 9 years ago
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
kiana zurch 1 year ago (edited)
an insult i used on my nasty roomate (she set me up perfectly for it), she said your room really stinks, and immediately after she said that, without hesitation i said, kind of like your attitude, then to make it sting more, i walked out of the room without apologizing and instead said, goodbye. #noregrets
kiana zurch 1 year ago
yeouch it almost makes me feel bad for the recieving end of those burns, I mean i bet they deserve it, my all time favourite burn is, You're so ugly you made a hundred eyed alien run away in terror
Scholar Warrior 7 years ago
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
3.1415926535897932384626433832 9 years ago
So every single one of these have been said to you?
Load More Replies... MichaelTeofilov 10 years ago
What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
RossWatkin 10 years ago
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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