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In ancient times, almost every battle began with a verbal confrontation - two representatives of each army gathered in the field between the armies prepared for battle, and began to shower each other with insults, and the wittier each remark was, the more inspired the warriors would be for the upcoming battle. So it was in the ancient world, so it was in the early Middle Ages, so it was in the days of knights and samurai.

Now, unfortunately, this noble art is almost forgotten, and the battles have gradually moved to the internet. And still, the ability to completely demolish any opponent with just one witty phrase, to make them choke on a retort, remains no less valuable - even if it no longer brings victory on the battlefield.

There's an entire community on Reddit called r/Comebacks dedicated to the most unexpected, impactful, and incredible comebacks ever said, written, or typed. As of today, there are 14.8K members in the community, and hundreds of genuine combo-breaking masterpieces of wit.

Bored Panda has compiled for you this brilliant selection of the most popular and delightful pearls that are likely to have you in stitches. So sit back, make sure you're not chewing or drinking anything right now - and start scrolling this list! Have fun or die laughing!

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Ruby
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please apply aloe vera to wound immediately

Benita Valdez
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nevermind him being former president, Obama is just awesome with his sense of humor and wit; took everything in stride and delivered several burns. I would love to see him roast people

Dan Holden
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still can't wrap my head around how Americans voted in someone like Obama, who by all accounts is just a descent, genuine, down to earth human being, and then immediately followed that up by voting in someone who is quit possibly the most loathsome piece of human garbage I've ever witnessed.

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zak
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Between Two Ferns is a scripted comedy, but it's still a pretty good line. That show was hilarious lol

Vic
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely! Zach plays his part perfectly..

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Disguise Doge.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Obama could run again I would vote for him

David
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laughing. I never saw the first hangover movie because it seemed like a stupid premise.

KimB
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first one is actually pretty funny but after that not so much in my humble opinion :)

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Zoe Vokes
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

marcelo D.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you people know this is semi scripted right? They do a pre-interview that is a blueprint for what they have to answer later.

CatWoman312
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The second one sucked too if we’re on the topic of sequels

Nonna_SoF
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean some people run a lot more than 3 times... they should probably stop.

Marlene Ricker
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who knew Barack had a zinger like that inside him!

Mickie Shea
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cool and calm, unlike the next guy.

Id row
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As ineffective as he was as a president, Obama was a master with words. If the world was ending, his speech about it would make everyone feel ok about it.

Chewie Baron
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not even an iceberg will cool that down!

Emma S
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2 years ago

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Paul Pienkowski
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, there's worse things than being burned by the President.

DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To quote Kelso from That 70's Show - "BURN"

Awesome Rob
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2 years ago

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He burned himself. A 3rd term wouldn't work out very well like the movie.

Edgar
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2 years ago

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Yes, two times were enough.

Mental Liberals
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2 years ago

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obummer is running a 3rd time, as one of the puppet masters for the demented china pedophile potato puppet....

Potato
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet you can't cite verifiable sources.

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    yeeyee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This… this is how you answer a question.

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    James A Tipton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll wear an ugly mask just to make sure you don't talk to me.

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    Ruby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, they're not wrong though.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thanks, as we're on the topic of unwanted medical advice, you should probably get tested for hypertension with all that salt in your diet." Can be a good comeback.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vote blue, can't keep a dead body on board after that burn.

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    Ruby
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say apply cold water, but I think their IQ will do it for them.

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