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In ancient times, almost every battle began with a verbal confrontation - two representatives of each army gathered in the field between the armies prepared for battle, and began to shower each other with insults, and the wittier each remark was, the more inspired the warriors would be for the upcoming battle. So it was in the ancient world, so it was in the early Middle Ages, so it was in the days of knights and samurai.
Now, unfortunately, this noble art is almost forgotten, and the battles have gradually moved to the internet. And still, the ability to completely demolish any opponent with just one witty phrase, to make them choke on a retort, remains no less valuable - even if it no longer brings victory on the battlefield.
There's an entire community on Reddit called r/Comebacks dedicated to the most unexpected, impactful, and incredible comebacks ever said, written, or typed. As of today, there are 14.8K members in the community, and hundreds of genuine combo-breaking masterpieces of wit.
Bored Panda has compiled for you this brilliant selection of the most popular and delightful pearls that are likely to have you in stitches. So sit back, make sure you're not chewing or drinking anything right now - and start scrolling this list! Have fun or die laughing!
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
I'm from Norway, because Norway am I seeing this guy getting any action tonight XP
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
when they ask me where im from i'm absolutely saying i'm american't
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Sue Denham 2 years ago
Perfect response - the exact sort of thing I'd think to say half an hour too late.
Pumpkin Spice 2 years ago (edited)
are you asian? no? okay sorry i was wondering bc i'm looking for some people who are asian, my mongolian friend feels kinda lonely and she misses talking with other asians. yeah, i get it. ok. have a great day bye!!
Headless chicken 2 years ago
I’m irish S As S S S S S S S S S S S S S As A S S S S As As S S Ss S Just irish, there is no joke
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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
"Thanks, as we're on the topic of unwanted medical advice, you should probably get tested for hypertension with all that salt in your diet." Can be a good comeback.
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Carol Emory 2 years ago
I was standing near the front of a looonnnggg line at the DMV today. Someone came to the front and asked "Where's the end of the line?" And the guy behind me pointed back and said "It's at the other end of God's Green Earth." LOL!
Carol Emory 2 years ago
I was standing near the front of a looonnnggg line at the DMV today. Someone came to the front and asked "Where's the end of the line?" And the guy behind me pointed back and said "It's at the other end of God's Green Earth." LOL!
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