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No matter how successful, cool or elegant we are, we all have our days or brief moments when our common sense and dignity bid their farewell to us. Blame it on your brain having a fart, on Mercury in retrograde, on waking up on the wrong foot, it doesn’t change anything.

Sometimes we are all clueless, hilariously naive, and shamelessly embarrassing. So if you just did or said something stupid, we want to give you a big pat on the shoulder and tell you that you are not alone.

Below we wrapped up the list of images featuring people lost in the cloud of their brain farts, so scroll down. Also, be sure to check out more clueless people caught in action in Bored Panda’s previous features here and here.

#1

When You Don't Even Know What You're Fighting For

When You Don't Even Know What You're Fighting For

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Trillian
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does she even mean "in front of me"? If it was a gender neutral bathroom it would have stalls, no?

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    #2

    That's 668 People Who Lack Critical Thinking

    That's 668 People Who Lack Critical Thinking

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    #3

    Scientific Name = Poison

    Scientific Name = Poison

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    While we can’t tell the reason that made these people act they way they did as seen in the images shared in this post, we can all agree on the obvious: it’s that humans are sometimes bold and unreasonable.

    Luckily, the internet is a perfect place to celebrate these funny occasions. Just like the miscellaneous corner of Reddit known as the “What Could Go Wrong” community, which has been demonstrating examples of “what not to do” since 2013.

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    #4

    She Really Can't Be That Stupid. She's A Liar... Err, Lawyer

    She Really Can't Be That Stupid. She's A Liar... Err, Lawyer

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    #5

    Who Doesn't Love Irony?

    Who Doesn't Love Irony?

    HfUfH Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget Satanists. They blatantly use Alice Cooper to get their message out.

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    #6

    Now Your Own Decisions Belong To A Man You Haven't Met

    Now Your Own Decisions Belong To A Man You Haven't Met

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be happy to pretend to be a fiancé/husband working abroad and do a video call giving my consent to anyone having this problem.

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    Previously, we spoke with the creator of what is now a Reddit powerhouse that boasts 7.2 million members. The creator who goes by the nickname Peanutbuttered told us a while back that in a perfect world, r/whatcouldgowrong wouldn’t exist because people would know what is smart to attempt and what isn’t. “But since that’s not the case, at least, we hope the subreddit can help to prevent an injury or save a life."

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    “My hope is that people who are thinking of attempting a stupid stunt will rethink their decision or maybe recall a post they saw on /r/whatcouldgowrong. Then they’ll think, 'maybe I should not do this,'” the redditor said.

    #7

    The Husband Will Have To Explain A Lot

    The Husband Will Have To Explain A Lot

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    #8

    Treat Your Kids Well, Then They’ll Start To Love You

    Treat Your Kids Well, Then They’ll Start To Love You

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    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are not friends, such a sad way to think of your own child.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, treating your child as a friend is not a good thing. They're your children, they're more than friends and entitled to more care and consideration. Never set yourself on fire to keep your friends warm. They'll not give it back. Neither will children, but still as their parent you owe them a lot more than anyone else. But this guy definitely didn't mean it that way. He's just a very nasty person.

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    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is someone who doesn't see themselves as a friend to their children, that's fine. It's a shame they're not a parent to their child either - their declaration reads more like a boss or an owner; they don't have children, they have possessions

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need to be a friend for your children. Just try to do it great as a parent. Friendship will happen during the process.

    Pinkjoelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not my daugther friend im her parent. I teach her respect by respecting her, privacy and all. Kids will feel confortable coming to you with their problems if you respect them. If they fear you they will hide things from you.

    Naomi Gill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. My parents never tried to be my friend. Dad even made a *point* of saying that he's not my friend. They're authority figures. They're my first and primary teachers. They're the first and last line of defense between child!me and all the dangers of the world. Dad's also my first and best friend. The one person I could always go to (Mom's health meaning she was often incapacitated when I was very young). The one person I could talk to about *literally anything.* We were thick as thieves. We fought like cats and dogs (almost identical, almost stereotypically Irish, personalities). Someone who never talked down to me. Who actually took my words seriously. Who understood what it was like to *be me.* I can't begin to explain how important that was, still is, to this lonely "problem child" who *knew* something was wrong with her but didn't find out *what* until her mid-20s. Who felt like a literal alien and denied her own loneliness with declarations that she didn't *need* friends.

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this sounds like my own abusive, toxic parents. I haven't visited them for years, and we only speak via text messages. They are genuinely wondering what they did wrong, since they "sacrificed so much" for me.

    Aria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children need discipline, they need to learn manners and know right from wrong. They also need parents who respect their decisions and privacy. As adults, you like your privacy right? Imagine going to jail and having all that stripped away from you. You feel hopeless and angry and you definitely wouldn't want to go back there. Or talk to any guards once you are out.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but the guy on top is correct. "We're not friends" doesn't mean "I don't love you, like you, enjoy your company, care for you nor want what's best for you." It means, "we're not peers; I am responsible for you in a way you are not responsible for me, and I care more about what's good for you than what you like."

    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. That's a man that has never heard of basic respect we should show to any fellow human being. What a despicable way to treat anyone and especially his children.

    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one always trips me up. You absolutely can be friends with your children without being a permissive parent. In fact, become their friend!!!

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I partially agree. You must be a parent foremost and friend second. But kids do need respect (and privacy) same as you do. It's a balance. 🙂

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I won't let my children have basic human needs, cause I need to boost my ego somehow!"

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my two kids, they are my absolute best friends! I can't imagine my life without them!

    Bent. O. Jensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't trust your kids, you haven't done your upbringing well.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not only heading for a nursing home in old age, but one of those that were profiled on 60 Minutes.

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that the OP put the word privacy in quotes. I hate that the first half of their comment is in proper, decent English and the second half is...I don't even know what to call it. Bad? Wrong? Horrible? I can understand if he meant "sh*t ain't negotiable" as in "that - me being your friend - is not negotiable" but the backwards order of words is confusing. Also, *we're* not friends. My mom is my best friend and the other people in our social circle (be they biological family or chosen family) who judge that fact are allowed their opinion on it, but I would much rather have an at times too bonded co-dependant relationship with my mom than resent her for being strict and horrible (even though I am 40, and she is technically done raising me). She was not strict or horrible, and I'm very grateful for that. I completely agree with the second half of the bottom comment above "Welcome to your future". I feel bad for that commenter as well as the child/children of OP in this post. Very sad.

    robman1ok1 Hernandez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On top of being a d**k they'll probably be cursed with your bad grammar.

    Amy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Difference between loving demeanor and dictator demeanor though.

    Pete Nosal
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because mother,I am not one of your fans

    Googler D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually if you treat your child well for the first 7 years they will always remember and unless you're a totally abusive moron after that amt of time they will STILL love you.

    Collette Moisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it is a good thing to not see relatives.

    Stylishsidewaysbird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom always said that she was my parent, not my friend. But she treated me with dignity and respect. She valued my options and acknowledged my feelings. Guess what? I never felt the need to lie, drink, sneak out etc. I have been wildly successful in my education, career, and personal life. And now that I’m an adult, my mom is absolutely my best friend and we have an amazing n relationship. It’s almost like respect goes both ways….

    Irishgal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A child can "do what you say" and is still entitled to privacy! Every child needs a safe space where they can get changed, relax and retreat to!!

    Doodles1983
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To a point (usually age), I don’t disagree. But it’s safer to extend them freedoms while still in a place of safety or they will be MORE at risk when truly out in the world.

    Marci Rommal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was not my sons' friend when they were under the age of 21. Now, I am friends with both of them.

    caitlyn bollinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In general, when you treat someone with respect and kindness and love them, you end up friends. My mom is one of my best friends and she didn't ever have trouble setting boundaries and disciplining in an appropriate way. You can be more then one thing at the same time...

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true..... I have heard of lots of people ( in person and on the net) who are estranged from their families because of issues that were important to them.

    Gloria J Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    privacy for some children is dangerous.

    DotC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it depends on what she does with the lack of privacy. Kids do need rules, not parental friends but if they’re being safe and not doin crimes, they should get to be themselves.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like parents think their kids will forgive & forget the abuse & cruelty. Maybe some do. But some never forget & never forgive.

    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ppl who shld not have children or pets

    Juliette Dauterive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And worse, chances are they be as illiterate as they Dad.

    Anita Holleufer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you! You are the provider, protector, teacher, a true father. Parents that want to be “friends” are doing their kids a disservice.

    Caroline Fraser
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our sons were very well behaved compared to their friends and we did set boundaries early on that were based on mutual respect, logic and LOVE: always love. Now in their 20s, our sons are our best friends and they treat the other people in their lives with kindness and respect. Thinking back I can’t recall a single argument we had that descended into raised voices.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raise em let em go and start your own life.

    Sheila Cobb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way to separate you from your kids. Remember that when you’re 70.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As grossly as this guy talks, I think he's trying to do the right thing as a father, however rough it might sound.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing's for sure. His kids won't be spending their money on Dad of the Year mugs.

    Ruth Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was never my children's "buddy" but I WAS a negotiator with them about their rules AND their rights while living at home.

    Cathy Comfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think what he was trying to say was 'I'm their parent first, and it's my job to look out for their best interests, even when they don't like it'. Parents who try to be best buddies with their kids and give them everything they want often fail massively.

    LJ williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the attitude my mother lived her life by. A narcissist just like her mother their way. Though I was there to take care of her towards end of her life.

    Brenda S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents are not their child’s friend. Parents with guidance should be raising well educated, moral, kind, well behaved and strong adults. Parents being friends is the biggest problems in society today. Do not confuse being a friend with being a good parent. Sometimes parents have to make hard decisions for the sake of raising a good and caring adult.

    Milton Trachtenburg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like his dinner table has a warm, collegial feel ... NOT!

    JAY
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to go find a cotton field and stay there.

    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is easy to be a friend to your children. It is much, much harder to be a parent. Balance is the key!

    Gwen Davis-Feldman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t want a friendship from my stepfather but - well, it would have been easier if he weren’t such s**t. After a verbal reprimand I walked down the hall to my room and closed the door - making sure NOT to slam it. It didn’t matter - the fact that I could shut the door and him out -- bothered him in a big way. He took the door off the hinges - not sure how long it stayed off the hinges but - needless to say I went to college to get away from that house.

    Flo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is stupid. Parents should know what role they have to play in their children's life. They are not supposed to be our friends, they can be our friends too. But their main objective is to guide us into adulthood. Not being a friend, but being a responsible and dedicated parent who is not afraid to impose limits, is a good stance.

    Linda Bartlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My and daughter and I are best friends and it's a wonderful way to age.

    Yaga Bialski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mixing s**t with a honey, looks like honey, but it stinks! Of course you are not friends with your children, you are on a one way street; you are there for them not on a two way street, like with friends, when you are for each other. Having children is a job and payment is in being happy with what a good job you delivered. And when you do that you send them free to the world, they will come to you with their freedom stories for the rest of your life! Not because you are friends, because you are their beloved, kick a*s, true parent.

    Cheryl Lohr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe your mother prefers it that way. Maybe she ain't the bit*h .

    Lilith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I know this guy won't have visits from his kids when he is old. They will give him plenty of privacy.

    Helen Jane Witten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The OP is more than harsh and the responder put it so succinctly. :)

    Cory Kent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not supposed to control privacy because your friends, but because you think you don't want to be considered a friend instead of a parent who's in control, doesn't mean you have to ignore privacy wishes like they have no place in the home. If you trust your child you will allow them some privacy. They need to know ultimately it can be taken away if you feel strongly that they are in danger or someone else is in danger, and you might need to investigate for everyone's safety. But you know what? If they didn't do anything for you to take away privacy as a natural arrangement of your relationship when you can trust your child, then why don't you trust them? Don't forget if you do this, your child will not trust you either. Do you want that wrong dishonest relationship?

    Alison Lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the problem with today. Parents aren't being parents. You can be friends with your kids, but you need to be the adult and be a parent too. My parents weren't my friend growing up. They set rules I had to follow. I credit them for making me a better human.

    BatPhace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to be friends to be kind, respectful, compassionate and empathetic to your kids. It's how I've ended up the communal mom amongst my kids' friends, because I respect them until they give me a reason not to. They also all know I tolerate no BS in my house, and they respect that as well and don't bring any.

    Gozer LeGozerian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loser thinking he owns his children because they came out of his b@llsack

    Bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to be (and shouldn't be) your kid's friend, but speaking as a young adult who grew up with this sort of mother and still has to keep my mouth shut because I can't afford to move out... this is only going to teach your kids how to hide things from you.

    Eunice Chantily
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up like this and I stop and visit my angel of a mother daily. I'm 45.

    NickTurtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't you treat your children even better than your friends?

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original post is about an entire lack of: Respect, love, it basically means that the parent can do whatever they want and do not see their children as people.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never treated my high schools students as friends. But I did treat them as adults entitled to respect. Because that's what they were looking for.

    Alexandria Tyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost 23 years since I bothered with the b!tch who jokingly called herself my mother. Cut that piece of garbage out of my life a week after turning 16.

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this man treats his friends better than he treats his family? Good grief. What a rotten way to live.

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me so glad my mom and I are best friends!!

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope someone teaches them the English language, too.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want your children to have reasonable privacy, what were you trying to breed? Slaves? Furniture?

    Christy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We not... 👀 Hopefully the kids are at least in English class

    Judi Sherosky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First speak English since you have been here for hundreds of years! second, I guess you like being a slave master to innocents huh?

    Gracie Winstanley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after that I AINT SPOKENT O MY MOTHER FOR 10

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    #9

    I Mean, How Stupid Can People Be?

    I Mean, How Stupid Can People Be?

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    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tim trying to show what a badass he is, instead he just showed himself to be a clueless a*s! Also, 12.4k people agreed with him, yikes.

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    But bold actions we all sometimes do without thinking twice about them may have to do with our lack of sense of actions and consequences. This may be deliberate or not, since some people struggle to control their impulsivity.

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    Our culture has become one of immediacy, where people are more concerned with the short-term gratification of their desires than with the long-term consequences.

    #10

    Lemme Ask You This

    Lemme Ask You This

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    #11

    America Gonna Need Credit For Something People From Other Countries Did

    America Gonna Need Credit For Something People From Other Countries Did

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    #12

    Parenting Can Be Tough At Times

    Parenting Can Be Tough At Times

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say 14/10 is well done with extra glitter

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    #13

    Do You Consider This A Human Being?

    Do You Consider This A Human Being?

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    blobby_grrl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, every time I see this I facepalm so hard it never gets old

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    This lack of foresight has led to a number of problems, both for individuals and society as a whole. For individuals, it has resulted in a lack of financial planning, leading to debt and overspending. It has also led to a lack of responsibility when it comes to personal health and safety, resulting in an increase in reckless behavior and risky activities.

    #14

    There's A Thin Line Between Confidence And Stupidity And This Guy's Way Over That Line

    There's A Thin Line Between Confidence And Stupidity And This Guy's Way Over That Line

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    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was working on a commercial (makeup artist) and we were filming outside all day. I was walking around putting sunscreen on all of the actors and one flat out refused it and said that he never uses it and never burns. Guy ended up frying and blistering and getting heatstroke. Hopefully he learned from that.

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    #15

    Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This

    Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This

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    Jen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know that! I just checked mine and discovered mine is at full length but with clips, so I shortened it! Thanks!

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    #16

    He Isn't Very Good At Hints

    He Isn't Very Good At Hints

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    Just_for_this
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally had a girl come sit on my lap, and when walking away giving my hand a gentle pull.... yep, still didn't get it. yay for awkward teenage years.

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    #17

    At Least He’s Cleaning It

    At Least He’s Cleaning It

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    On a larger scale, this lack of consideration for the consequences of our actions has led to environmental degradation and climate change. We have failed to take the long-term view and instead have focused on short-term gains, leading to a situation where we are now facing the consequences of our actions.

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    #18

    My Body, My Choice

    My Body, My Choice

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    Na Schi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today's issue on "what we compare women to": it's student loans. (Or maybe he is comparing loans to women, which would be an upgrade for the loans but still offensive for the women 🤔)

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    #19

    My Dad Flamin People On Facebook

    My Dad Flamin People On Facebook

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why people need school. Otherwise moody fools like this who get all of their knowledge from Hollywood will bloom, and more posts like this that try to sound cool will appear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get some food. (Ok I’ll stop now)

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    #20

    German Climate Activists Glue Themselves To The Conductor's Stand At A Concert. The Stand Is Removable So They Were Taken Offstage

    German Climate Activists Glue Themselves To The Conductor's Stand At A Concert. The Stand Is Removable So They Were Taken Offstage

    The concert continued after a 30-second interruption.

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    steaky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shocking look is amazing

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    #21

    Yeah, Sure

    Yeah, Sure

    twitter.com Report

    Liz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too depressing to be funny 🙃

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    #22

    What’s The Problem?

    What’s The Problem?

    StrokeRN18 Report

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are 25+ with no kids... bet you get to sleep and stuff. Sit down for dinner without having to stand up til you're finished. Go on nights out without thinking about childcare. I feel sorry on you. /S :)

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    #23

    I Bet Her Father Knew

    I Bet Her Father Knew

    lizbeth_ellen Report

    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might be bigger concerns than this when running out of alcohol bothers you so much... And I bet the dad knew what he did anyway

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    #24

    Is Not Healthy To Society That People Can Earn Enough To Survive

    Is Not Healthy To Society That People Can Earn Enough To Survive

    lucynyu13 Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural selection couldn't take these morons soon enough... Smh...

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    #25

    I Never Thought Of That

    I Never Thought Of That

    reddit.com Report

    Falcon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... just make a Tshirt with emotes on them, so you can point at the one you want like to "use"

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    #26

    It’s The Principle Though

    It’s The Principle Though

    beemovie-bestmovie Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if she ever figured out she is a daftie.

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    #27

    Exhibit A

    Exhibit A

    Left-Manufacturer979 Report

    Erin Fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, this one really isn't their fault but it's cute nonetheless. And also makes me feel ancient.

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    #28

    I Desperately Want The Backstory Behind This

    I Desperately Want The Backstory Behind This

    okwildlifedept Report

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bear Be Gone! Effective on both crawling and flying bears.

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    #29

    Math Is A Myth

    Math Is A Myth

    _-ZORO-_ Report

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    #30

    A Congressional GOP Candidate For FL-24

    A Congressional GOP Candidate For FL-24

    twitter.com Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King James Bible - Mark 16:13-15. 'And THEY went and told it unto the residue: neither believed THEY THEM. Afterward HE appeared unto the eleven as THEY sat at meat, and upbraided THEM with THEIR unbelief and hardness of heart, because THEY believed not THEM which had seen HIM after HE was risen. And HE said unto THEM, go ye out into the world...'!

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    #31

    Does This Count As A Facepalm?

    Does This Count As A Facepalm?

    ycgrom Report

    #32

    Clueless Karen

    Clueless Karen

    I do want to specify that the employee knew English. He was trying his best to get his message across. It’s just that he spoke in broken English, which the woman couldn’t understand. But everyone else in the vicinity, including myself, could.

    Surinaamer Report

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conversely, i know of a lady who, on whirlwind tour of Europe and stressed by language difficulties, one day finding herself in a large seemingly-public building called out 'DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH?'. After a stunned silence, a well-modulated voice replied 'madam, this IS the Bank of England'.

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    #33

    Indian Billionaires

    Indian Billionaires

    Final-Description625 Report

    vvv
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot believe this. 2 in 1. First, the confusion between two completely non related cultures/ nations. But then, even then...what's the point ? What does he want to prove ? Like black people in US' lower living standards but hey there's Beyonce and Jay-Z ...Explain this

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    #34

    This Guy

    This Guy

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    #35

    How Is This Even Possible

    How Is This Even Possible

    floweychloe Report

    Javier loh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the timetable not have the school name on top?

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    #36

    Guy Thinks Pounds Aren’t Currency

    Guy Thinks Pounds Aren’t Currency

    Willytay85 Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to love the USA education system in some parts of the country.

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    #37

    So I Came Out Of The House At 5 This Morning And I Saw This Bloke Leaning On A Wall With A Walking Stick I Thought He Must Be Out Of Breath

    So I Came Out Of The House At 5 This Morning And I Saw This Bloke Leaning On A Wall With A Walking Stick I Thought He Must Be Out Of Breath

    Just went back out and he was still there I shouted mate you alright? No reply, so I walked over to check on him and it was a trampoline net hanging over the wall.

    No-Glove1428 Report

    Xottel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a trampoline net can be exhausting.

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    #38

    The Mystery Of The Exploding Cheese

    The Mystery Of The Exploding Cheese

    ivanvanrio Report

    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We did a full inspection...." like they are the CSI team swooping in, rather than two dumb***ses who can't even wait to post before figuring out what happened.

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    #39

    "It's The West"

    "It's The West"

    Fadedthepro Report

    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would think r/NewsWithJingjing is a troll subreddit, but you would be wrong. It's a cesspool blending different types of nazi supporters, where -for some weird combination of factors- russian and chinese nationalists regularly come to agree on the stupidest, most idiotic talking points from regime propaganda.

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    #40

    This Is What Worry Looks Like

    This Is What Worry Looks Like

    BrightTomatillo Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but you seem more like a jackhammer yourself if you're worried about that and not how smoking will affect your baby. *Corrected*

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    #41

    Please Write In English

    Please Write In English

    GGezpzMuppy Report

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I smell a scam. She’s WAY too friendly to be French. 😉

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    #42

    I'm Learning A Lot About Rice Today

    I'm Learning A Lot About Rice Today

    Gofterdom Report

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One, she can apparently see microscopic bugs. Two, the education system has failed that replier.

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    #43

    Wait Until They Learn How British People Spell The Word "Color"

    Wait Until They Learn How British People Spell The Word "Color"

    PirateJohn75 Report

    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will Americans realise that their spelling don't work in other countries lmfao

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    #44

    Complimentary Biscuits 0/10

    Complimentary Biscuits 0/10

    hotelluxband Report

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Digestives are a type of biscuit in the UK for those wondering. They do, tbf, look very similar to these coasters. They're a plain wheat biscuit that you dunk in your tea, you can get chocolate covered ones too!

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    #45

    Talk About Missing The Point

    Talk About Missing The Point

    TheGreatWhiteN9 Report

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    #46

    Cancel Culture

    Cancel Culture

    Mr__O__ Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She obviously belongs to the "Deluded-Rants-Of-The-Month" club.

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    #48

    We Are Doomed

    We Are Doomed

    MysteriousMilkk Report

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where they think the original York/Hampshire/Jersey is if they are aware that there is a “New” York/Hampshire/Jersey??

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    #49

    Does She Not Know How WiFi Works

    Does She Not Know How WiFi Works

    DangerousOpossum Report

    Naesil 🇫🇮
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But its wireless, why do I need to be at home?"

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    #50

    This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move. People Confronted Her And She Said “It’s The Same If I Move Now Or Later”

    This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move. People Confronted Her And She Said “It’s The Same If I Move Now Or Later”

    reddit.com Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come try that in the UK, we will give you such dirty looks and mutter under our breath at you!!

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    #51

    Couples Tee

    Couples Tee

    Evodius Report

    #52

    The US Education System Failed One Of Them, But I Don’t Think It Was Their Friend

    The US Education System Failed One Of Them, But I Don’t Think It Was Their Friend

    menderslan Report

    Erin Fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame those big pull down maps from school of just the US that always had Alaska free floating in the Pacific instead of just showing the whole dang continent.

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    #53

    Surprise Surprise

    Surprise Surprise

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

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    #54

    That's An Appropriate Answer

    That's An Appropriate Answer

    IgnantTweetz Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I 100% would've have said that, and then made a whole scene about how I'd been riding this lift for weeks waiting for them to pluck up the courage to confess their feelings.

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    #55

    Another Victim Of Simple Mathematics

    Another Victim Of Simple Mathematics

    Thaplayer1209 Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fact. It doesn't care if you agree or not

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    #56

    Bros Bangin

    Bros Bangin

    Srajo101 Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can I get into this line of work, does anyone know?

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    #57

    It’s Almost Sad. Almost

    It’s Almost Sad. Almost

    CapnAdorable , alyrenna123 Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a non-fungible token (NFT) of Brooklyn Bridge to sell them.

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    #58

    Covid Is Aids

    Covid Is Aids

    ChaoticVegasMan Report

    Erin Fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the result of abstinence only education 😂

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    #59

    Round Of Applause Everyone

    Round Of Applause Everyone

    lib_crusher Report

    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they can try their ice hockey skills

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    #60

    The Straights Are Clueless

    The Straights Are Clueless

    CattusGirlius Report

    The Chocolate Gecko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damm straight the straights are clueless.... ok jeez I'll leave

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    #61

    Why Would Anyone Attempt To Correct Someone In A Language They Don’t Know?

    Why Would Anyone Attempt To Correct Someone In A Language They Don’t Know?

    royal_rose_ Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just googled it out of curiousity: Literally means go get f*cked in the *ss or something similar XP

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    #62

    Orthodontist Challenges You To A Battle

    Orthodontist Challenges You To A Battle

    SirCubsalot Report

    #63

    My Neighbor Is Either Oblivious Or A Genius

    My Neighbor Is Either Oblivious Or A Genius

    HawkeyeNation Report

    #64

    Ah Yes, "Time-Zones"

    Ah Yes, "Time-Zones"

    Dream , valorantpunzo Report

    Tmartin105
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he's not wrong, time zones do exist...

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    #65

    Virtue Signaling

    Virtue Signaling

    Aki008035 Report

    Snorky The Pig
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will probably get downvoted, but I, as a mixed-race Asian, think the world has blown this whole cultural appropriation thing WAY out of proportion. There is nothing wrong with learning about, and experiencing, different cultures.

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    #66

    Mum Keeps Buying New Knives Every Other Week And Complains They Never Keep Their Edge. She Finally Showed Me Her "Sharpener"

    Mum Keeps Buying New Knives Every Other Week And Complains They Never Keep Their Edge. She Finally Showed Me Her "Sharpener"

    dance1211 Report

    #67

    When Your Security Gate Is A Ladder

    When Your Security Gate Is A Ladder

    pcjcusaa1636 Report

    Naesil 🇫🇮
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean its probably fine for non high secure area, even if the bars were vertical it shouldnt be too much of a problem to climb over, grap the top ledge and step on the handle.

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    #68

    My Mom Got Me Super Mario Sheets For Christmas And Said, "What? It's Not Like Anyone Else Is Going To See Your Sheets". I'm 24 And Live On My Own

    My Mom Got Me Super Mario Sheets For Christmas And Said, "What? It's Not Like Anyone Else Is Going To See Your Sheets". I'm 24 And Live On My Own

    JohnnyCenter Report

    #69

    Only One Way To Identify The Snake

    Only One Way To Identify The Snake

    jtrebach Report

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that helps id what antivenom you need?

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    #70

    A Roving Eye Has No Morals

    A Roving Eye Has No Morals

    michellezhaang Report

    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems a reasonable mistake to make - and a nosy / unreasonable thing to comment on...

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    #71

    "Not If You Use Miles Instead Of Kilometers But Point Taken"

    "Not If You Use Miles Instead Of Kilometers But Point Taken"

    Degree_Former Report

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know why Americans can't use the metric system. Actually, we've always known why.

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    #72

    This Is What Happens When Gender Studies Intersects With Actual Biology

    This Is What Happens When Gender Studies Intersects With Actual Biology

    stillgray , _Jen_Silverman Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can 'milk' the boy cows while I stand and laugh along with the farmer.

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    #73

    Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora

    Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora

    tacolordY Report

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be the infamous Quora trolls. Please let it be trolls.

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    #74

    Imagine Being This Stupid

    Imagine Being This Stupid

    Em4gdn3m Report

    #75

    And That's How You Avoid Paying Child Support

    And That's How You Avoid Paying Child Support

    9sameen Report

    #76

    I Don't Think My Mum Paid Attention To The Jumper She Got Me For Christmas

    I Don't Think My Mum Paid Attention To The Jumper She Got Me For Christmas

    CallMeCurious Report

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get one for next year's Christmas sweater competition in our office?

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    #77

    Told The Customer To Pack The Laptops With Care. This Is How That Worked Out

    Told The Customer To Pack The Laptops With Care. This Is How That Worked Out

    xjsred3000 Report

    blobby_grrl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I have that laptop! I think they’ll be fine Lenovos are indestructible

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    #78

    As It Turns Out Arizona Is A Part Of Mexico

    As It Turns Out Arizona Is A Part Of Mexico

    Dhyan_95 Report

    Joshua Edrick Lim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lets appreciate this tweet before it dies in 2026

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    #79

    Ridiculous They're Making Zelda A Girl

    Ridiculous They're Making Zelda A Girl

    heyzeus92 Report

    #80

    God Forbid We Let Our Children Learn About Things That Actually Exist

    God Forbid We Let Our Children Learn About Things That Actually Exist

    turnerpike20 Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did the Titanic become a conspiracy theory? Not heard that one before.

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    #81

    Apparently, You’re Not Actually Fasting Unless You Haven’t Eaten In Two Days

    Apparently, You’re Not Actually Fasting Unless You Haven’t Eaten In Two Days

    itsthecringefactory Report

    Some black giirrrrllll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I accidentally pronounced ykwim as a word. Yeekwim🥲

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    #82

    My Package Was Delivered To The Post Office, I Got Out Of Bed, Put Some Shoes On And I Went To Get It, Got Home And Noticed My Shorts Had Been Inside Out

    My Package Was Delivered To The Post Office, I Got Out Of Bed, Put Some Shoes On And I Went To Get It, Got Home And Noticed My Shorts Had Been Inside Out

    lavloves Report

    #83

    Thank You For Your Profound Observation

    Thank You For Your Profound Observation

    Revealed_Jailor Report

    #84

    English Is A Universal Language

    English Is A Universal Language

    Anal_Torpedo_88 Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the root of the word is greek and latin and it does sound similar in many other languages like Genozid in German. Genocide is still the English word for it.

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    #85

    Who Says No To A Pizza?

    Who Says No To A Pizza?

    twotimetony Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, might as well shoot yourself if you missed out on pizza

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    #86

    Came To Visit The Right-Wing In-Laws For Thanksgiving And Got To Stay In The “American Room”

    Came To Visit The Right-Wing In-Laws For Thanksgiving And Got To Stay In The “American Room”

    sleazycookies Report

    #87

    Yeah, Just Like The Egyptians Modeled Their Tombs After The Bass Pro Shops In Memphis

    Yeah, Just Like The Egyptians Modeled Their Tombs After The Bass Pro Shops In Memphis

    Angelix Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they just pressed Ctrl+C then Ctrl+V

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    #88

    I Think She Was Confused

    I Think She Was Confused

    Borgenschatz Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they’re both wrong, “paracetamol” and “acetaminophen” are both generic names of the same drug, neither is a brand name.Double facepalm!

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    #89

    My Very Tech-Challenged Father-In-Law Sent The Entire Family A Picture Of His Breakfast This Morning. It Had A Watermark Which I Can't Explain

    My Very Tech-Challenged Father-In-Law Sent The Entire Family A Picture Of His Breakfast This Morning. It Had A Watermark Which I Can't Explain

    trustysidekick Report

    Mark Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people like to watch things get hot? Sorry, I'll leave quietly.

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    #90

    Purified Blood

    Purified Blood

    ParchedWatchdog Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who took a "homeopathic covid vaccine" and when I asked many times what it was, she admitted it was her own urine.

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    #91

    A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The NC Public School System Has Really Failed Her

    A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The NC Public School System Has Really Failed Her

    Katewalsh83 Report

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I look the more I'm amazed/ stunned! What does she think is the land that isn't labelled as a state is? No man's land? I have so many questions I'd love to ask!

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    #92

    Fascinating Calculation

    Fascinating Calculation

    tdmoney26 Report

    #93

    He Realized It Too Late

    He Realized It Too Late

    itkeekz , itkeekz Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶My boss, deleted her email too quickly, and now these days, no one knows just what they should do…🎶

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    #94

    He Was Taking A Bath

    He Was Taking A Bath

    Mditty129 Report

    #95

    Pan Flip

    Pan Flip

    Elizabeth6133 Report

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww I wanted to the see the Roblox pan flip!

    #96

    I Made A Mistake. Parmesan Cheese With Sugar

    I Made A Mistake. Parmesan Cheese With Sugar

    LaurenSomm Report

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for doing this experiment, but we need more info on the results.

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    #97

    My Goodness What An Idea! Why Didn't Anyone Else Think Of This

    My Goodness What An Idea! Why Didn't Anyone Else Think Of This

    wnd_wong Report

    Javier loh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Type 1 diabetes: guess I'll die

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    #98

    Found This In The Ceiling At Work. Great Job Chris

    Found This In The Ceiling At Work. Great Job Chris

    texacer Report

    #99

    Meanwhile In Ireland

    Meanwhile In Ireland

    seagalogist Report

    #100

    Condoms Are Eco-Friendly, While Papers Are Not

    Condoms Are Eco-Friendly, While Papers Are Not

    masuniverse Report

    Lou Lopez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's an excellent example of a strawman fallacy - that argument is not the argument OP is making, it is a made-up argument the second person created and believes they can win to discredit OP. This also is meant to keep OP on the defensive in the exchange to further make them appear weak. Common troll/Alt-blight tactic.

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    #101

    Oh Musk

    Oh Musk

    elonmusk , elonmusk Report

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do they have free speach on twitter? i called elon musk a spoiled man child 4 years ago and my account was banned in december

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    #102

    My Mother Bought My Son A Souvenir On Her European Vacation. My Son Likes Green, And My Mother Thought This Pen Had A Pretty Green Design, Oblivious To What It Actually Was

    My Mother Bought My Son A Souvenir On Her European Vacation. My Son Likes Green, And My Mother Thought This Pen Had A Pretty Green Design, Oblivious To What It Actually Was

    zinovievsk Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is, is that actually a pen, or do you somehow smoke weed out of it? 🤔

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    #103

    Throwback To The Time Some Guy Sent Me This

    Throwback To The Time Some Guy Sent Me This

    Automatic_Computer20 Report

    #104

    Silly Me. Why Would I Think Outdoor Candle Would Keep Mosquitoes Away

    Silly Me. Why Would I Think Outdoor Candle Would Keep Mosquitoes Away

    Unoriginal_0G Report

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They work. They just can’t claim they work lest someone gets bit, has a reaction and sues them for what they thought was 100% protection at all distances.

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    #105

    Two Teams Of Builders Building A Bike Lane "On The Right-Hand Side" (Mariupol, Ukraine)

    Two Teams Of Builders Building A Bike Lane "On The Right-Hand Side" (Mariupol, Ukraine)

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    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll probably have to redo it anyway now... I can't imagine this picture is recent. Looks pretty though.

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    #106

    Wife: Your So-Called 2-In-1 Universal Cable Doesn't Work. My Phone Wasn't Charged Last Night

    Wife: Your So-Called 2-In-1 Universal Cable Doesn't Work. My Phone Wasn't Charged Last Night

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might have made that mistake, assuming the wire branched off.

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    #107

    Well, That’s Not How It Works

    Well, That’s Not How It Works

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see that being a mistake someone could make. Sure they have a key on the site though. Your friend isn't guilty of being stupid, just ignorant :)

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    #108

    A Private Company No Longer Wanting To Do Business With Another Private Company Has Nothing To Do With The First Amendment

    A Private Company No Longer Wanting To Do Business With Another Private Company Has Nothing To Do With The First Amendment

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    #109

    What Could Go Wrong Driving Through A Tunnel

    What Could Go Wrong Driving Through A Tunnel

    PxN13 Report

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when walking home from the grocery store we saw a guy with two bikes upright like this about to drive into a very low-ceiling garage and tried to warn him...he flipped us off and then quickly realized the error of his ways. They looked expensive too.

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    #110

    New Year's Revolution

    New Year's Revolution

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    Follo00
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, if you change a habit, it is a bit of a revolution

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    #111

    Using Water Instead Of Oil In Your Engine

    Using Water Instead Of Oil In Your Engine

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    #112

    He's A Little Confused, But He's Got The Spirit

    He's A Little Confused, But He's Got The Spirit

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    Triv
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who, in the right type of mood, would pick up the bike, take the cable off from the post, and then put the bike right back for the bike owner to find so he can realize how... ill-advised that was?

    #113

    Pats Box… That’s Not Going Anywhere

    Pats Box… That’s Not Going Anywhere

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just little tighter and you got yourself a curved TV!

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    #114

    15 Push-Ups?

    15 Push-Ups?

    reddit.com Report

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents like this think their kids can do no wrong

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    #115

    Sally Manilla

    Sally Manilla

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sally Manilla? Doesn't ring a bell. I know a fisherwoman named Salmon Ella though XP

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    #116

    Why Is The Unvaccinated Child Getting Sick?

    Why Is The Unvaccinated Child Getting Sick?

    Neolithique Report

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the title I thought she was into some weird carrot-health cult, which probably would only be half as bad as not vaccinating your child.

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    #117

    My Friend's Girlfriend Was Completely Oblivious That She Was At Her Own Engagement

    My Friend's Girlfriend Was Completely Oblivious That She Was At Her Own Engagement

    DuckySaysQuack Report

    Talitha Jansen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not dumb for not having eyes in the back of your head. That's something we leave to the hill people.

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    #118

    What Could Go Wrong Trying To Drive On Frozen Pond

    What Could Go Wrong Trying To Drive On Frozen Pond

    Ratamis Report

    #119

    Claire Buoyant

    Claire Buoyant

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    #120

    Need I Explain More?

    Need I Explain More?

    MISTER_JUAN Report

    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needlepoint pliers, bend open one by one? Of course many people won't have any such pliers available...

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    #121

    Customer Demands Refund Because They Don’t Know How To Measure A TV Screen

    Customer Demands Refund Because They Don’t Know How To Measure A TV Screen

    Cosmicbanana1230 Report

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone missing what's going on here. They measure the size diagonally.

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    #122

    My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Just Didn't Care

    My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Just Didn't Care

    djTrip9 Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's rocking socks and sandals too. Beware, because she is mighty.

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    #123

    Always Bring Poop Purée On Vacation

    Always Bring Poop Purée On Vacation

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're both wrong 😂😂😂😂😂

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    #124

    Contractor Got Angry And Left The Job When We Asked Him To Use The Spacers We Bought For The Backsplash

    Contractor Got Angry And Left The Job When We Asked Him To Use The Spacers We Bought For The Backsplash

    susanbmoney Report

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contractor got angry. Contractor not got paid, right?

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    #125

    Still Don't Get How People Can Be This Oblivious

    Still Don't Get How People Can Be This Oblivious

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    Not-a-Clue-What-to-Call-Myself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get how this is even possible. It certainly isn't in the UK.

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    #126

    Trying To Cancel Someone For "Cultural Appropriation", All While That Person Is Actually From The Culture In Question. Pokimane Is Half Moroccan

    Trying To Cancel Someone For "Cultural Appropriation", All While That Person Is Actually From The Culture In Question. Pokimane Is Half Moroccan

    twitter.com Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual hell??? I'm not African but I have curly hair! It's not exclusive you know

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    #127

    My Mum Just Bought This Pretty Necklace

    My Mum Just Bought This Pretty Necklace

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    #128

    The Person Who Gave Me The Booster Shot Put The Bandage In The Wrong Spot

    The Person Who Gave Me The Booster Shot Put The Bandage In The Wrong Spot

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    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me a few times, I stopped getting angry about it, after I saw how much work the nurses have in the hospital.

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    #129

    Well I'm 2 Hours Into My Shift And Noticed I Put On Two Different Shoes This Morning

    Well I'm 2 Hours Into My Shift And Noticed I Put On Two Different Shoes This Morning

    LtColShinySides Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “This HAS to be right! I’ve got another pair just like it at home!”😂

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    #130

    I Know It's My Own Fault For Going On Facebook But This Really Makes Me Worry For The Human Race

    I Know It's My Own Fault For Going On Facebook But This Really Makes Me Worry For The Human Race

    PeculiarPete Report

    NetworkMan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just want to check I got this right. Starting at 0 - Bought for 800 = -800, sold for 1000, so now on +200. Then again for 1100, so -900 now, and then sold for 1300, so +400 right?

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    #131

    I Told A Customer It Wouldn't Work, But She Insisted. When She Saw It, She Said Nothing And Left

    I Told A Customer It Wouldn't Work, But She Insisted. When She Saw It, She Said Nothing And Left

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my more memorable customer interactions was with a uni student who was trying to photocopy transparencies and couldn't, no matter how I tried, understand why the *white copier paper* wasn't turning clear when she copied.

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    #132

    Confusing Volume For Weight, And Even Then, Forgetting That A Can Adds Weight

    Confusing Volume For Weight, And Even Then, Forgetting That A Can Adds Weight

    steel-monkey Report

    Jeremy Busse-Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something we've actually done in my industry. Basically, if you know the weight of one item, then weigh the whole package of items, you can determine the number of items. Some scales will do the calculation and read out in items. In this case, provided the scale is calibrated to the density of the fluid and tared with the weight of an empty can, you can absolutely tell how many fluid ounces are there based on weight. That said, I doubt the scale is calibrated for Sprite, and looking at the final measurement, it's reasonable to assume it wasn't tared correctly.

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    #133

    Local Idiot Mistakes Dental Dye Tablets For Fentanyl

    Local Idiot Mistakes Dental Dye Tablets For Fentanyl

    knuds1b Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what fentanyl looks like but giving out unmarked tablets to kids does not sound like a good idea either

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    #134

    My Wife Asked, “What’s The Difference Between C4 And C8 Batteries?” She Didn’t Know, So She Bought Both Of Them

    My Wife Asked, “What’s The Difference Between C4 And C8 Batteries?” She Didn’t Know, So She Bought Both Of Them

    MarquetteWho Report