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In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.

On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.

To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.

#1

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes

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#3

Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

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Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.

Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.

A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.

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We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.

It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.

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#9

Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another example of how having money doesn't mean you've earned it or have any intelligence.

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In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.

Participating in meditation events or learning new breathing techniques helps to sharpen our attention and focus on the present moment. In fact, organizational tools such as calendars or to-do lists are a great way to keep your appointments and tasks in check. A structured approach helps prevent those "oops" moments.

#14

Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

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#15

So Penguins Are Mammals Now

So Penguins Are Mammals Now

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked with teachers for 25 years. Many of them are not as smart as you think.

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While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.

To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.

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#16

She Doesn't Know What's Coming

She Doesn't Know What's Coming

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my wife was giving birth, someone in another room was also giving birth but had refused all pain relief. The screams......

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#17

A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.

I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.

Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.

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Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.

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That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.

#19

Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.

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#21

Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

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With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.

#22

Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is also called a totalitarian system and most countries don't like it at all.

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#25

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.

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#26

Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I replaced all the ingredients with water because they have too many calories and now my cake tastes just like my soups.

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#29

Virgin Mary Strikes Again

Virgin Mary Strikes Again

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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um..someone please sit her down and explain the birds and the bees to her. Well, unless she's caring for a sibling due to death of their parents.

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#30

Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).

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#33

And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some one agreed to have sex with this guy at least twice.

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Marianne
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Humankind would have died out a long time ago if breastfeeding made girls lesbian.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please don't deprive your daughter from breastfeeding because you think she'll turn out to be a lesbian. Breastfeeding infants IS NOT SEXUAL. IT'S HOW THEY SURVIVE!!!!

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Bewitched One
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should be more worried about the fact that his SON didn’t “attack her boobs” must mean he’s gay!!!! Omg 😱/s

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We wish. You need more education to drive a car than you do to be a parent. Einstein award nominee, no doubt

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope she leaves him and gets full custody. Just have him tell his "theory" to the judge and he'll never see them again.

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Andrew
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this guy is gay because he willingly breathes the air, which has particles from guys d***s. So basically he chooses to inhale male meat particles which is gay 🗣️🔥

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flower petals
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Attacks” the b**bs? Somebody’s taken a sip of toxic male delusional juice, flavored with natural paranoia.. 😆

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My advice to this guy would be… “slam your head into the wall until you’ve knocked some sense into yourself.”

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Jan Bowyer
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does this gomer think people fed their babies before bottles and formula? God help us

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Jinx (she/her)
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cool, just sexualize your own infant daughter and wife, that cant possibly end well ( i want to throw up just typing that )

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Becca not Becky
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So all women before the invention of formula and pumping were lesbians?

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Gwyn
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, thousands of years of breastfeeding before any decent technology meant that all the girls turned out to be lesbians so the human race died out!

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Dondudat
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that nothing could surprise me,but still....🤔

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3 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh yes... and when ur bottle fed u aren't lesbian or gay- ur actually bottlesexual where ur attracted to bottles

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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good Grief. . .! With a parent like this . . . is there any hope for either child?

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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"is this an act of lesbianism'?? i would be much more worried that the father is having lesbian 'fantasies' about his infant daughter and his wife......or maybe the fact that he is breeding and raising children bothers me more.....not sure

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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am pretty sure it’s called hungry when she goes for her moms’ boob. It is pretty much what they are designed for. Also, it comforts the baby, to be skin to skin with mama. .were you worried about your boy being gay, when you held him with no shirt on? And his little chest was next to yours? No? Well, then stop worrying about your wife breast feeding your daughter. It is how God and nature designed it to be… a food source.

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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Newsflash buddy: if your wife ever sucked your d1ck she's gay because gay people suck d1ck...

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Rita De Swaef
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Noooo, he didn’t actually write all that nonsense. Those poor children and his poor spouse, imagine being brought up by an ignorant creature like that… 🙄

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Regina Holt
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you hate the idea of someone's **** being forced in your baby girl's face, do not talk. What you say is $hit

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Ge Po
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sooooo, every woman who was born ever, for up til about a hundred years or so, was lesbian because of being breastfed???????????

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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PLOT TWIST: daughter grows up, marries high school sweetheart (varsity star QB), gives them 3 lovely grandchildren, lives happily ever after. son comes out at 14, marries college sweetheart (varsity star QB), gives them 8 lovely grandchildren through adoption and surrogacy, lives happily ever after. :-)

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He has an issue with lesbians, not with gay men, but lesbians.

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Doofnuts
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah because you know cave women used bottles with their girls.

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Anonymous
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HTF does this dude think humans survived thousands of years before bottles got invented?

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your baby girl is breast fed there is a 100% chance she will be a lesbian. You cannot stop it. Resistance is futile!

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The Doom Song
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone should tell this guy that breasts are literally for feeding babies.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think of all the money saved not buying formula. This guy is a f*cking idiot.

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mSpencer
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poor little girl is destined to have no social life as a teen 🤣

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Jon Stuart
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you just eat potatoes while pregnant they the chances are your going to die like your baby. How uneducated are you??? Not saying stupid, just uneducated.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My head still hurts from all the Facepalming that I did at #8 on this list... Cannot Facepalm again!!! 😭😭😭

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess human history prior to the invention of formula and breast pumps maybe might be some evidence to the contrary, so like most of human history.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG I've just found out I'm a lesbian no wonder none of my relationships with men have worked out!

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ConstantlyJon
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

keep arguing, maybe she'll get some sense eventually and leave your a*s.

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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTH IS WRONG WITH THESE COMMENTORS?! ONLY A TRASH PARENT WOULD NOT BE CONCERNED ABOUT ALL THE THINGS THAT WILL EFFECT THEIR CHILD! THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK PARENTHOOD IS NO MORE THAN JUST DROPPING YOUR UNDERWEAR AND GETTING KNOCKED UP-PLEASE DO NOT BREED! WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH STUPID PEOPLE ON THE PLANET AND WE ARE WAY OVER-POPULATED ALREADY! YOUR PARENTS SHOULD HAVE ASKED MORE QUESTIONS AND HAD MORE CONCERNS!

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Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.

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#35

An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

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#36

Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

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#40

When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.

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#42

Blood Is Blue, Apparently

Blood Is Blue, Apparently

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red

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#45

Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

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Annie Persson
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight

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#49

The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

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My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guesss that's better than eating waffles with mold and thinking its chocolate

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