In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.
On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.
To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.
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Blaming Young People For Being Triggered
Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes
Lesson Learned
Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says
Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.
Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.
It's Just Sad
He's doing his job! in his uniform! AT NIGHT! How suspicious. * rolls eyes *
A man in a police uniform, after a shooting,
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Is racism socially accepted in the US, or is it just what these posts sell us?
It is not socially accepted by anyone with a three digit IQ.
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To be fair, same caller might also have called in a suspicious looking white person. Some people are paranoid of everyone. And there have been cases of white people dressing as cops to commit crimes.
The question is would they have called in a white person "in police clothes", though. My guess would be NO.
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I quit taking the local paper when the lead story of the week was a 'suspiciously dressed man" seen around an apartment complex. He was the exterminator.
Yet the same people who made that call in the night will tell you earnestly "Blue lives matter" in the daytime.
honestly, i'm just glad he didn't get shot, cuz that DEF could've happened.
Georgiana, there is so much wrong with america I refuse to capitalize the "A" because I am not proud to be american.
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You are thinking the wrong way. You have to be stupid to be racist, so there are no limits until you are so debilitated that you cannot speak at all..
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My mate in the Royal Navy 6ft4inches was asked if he scrubbed his face - would the black come off. I looked the other way as I heard a fist connecting to a jaw. Asked by the MAA what I saw. I told him I saw the gentleman faintiing and thought it must have been the heat. I got 1 wweeks punishment for being flippant.
Brooklyn 99, Season 4, Episode 16 "MooMoo" tackled this subject. Police Sergeant Terry, played by Terry Crews, goes looking for his daughters comfort toy, 'MooMoo'. He's stopped on the street just after finding it by a white police officer who basically racially profiles him and the police officer immediately puts his hand on his gun. Terry is out of uniform, in his own clothes. If you have Netflix or another platform to be able to watch it on? It's worth a watch.
I mean, it is funny, in a movie kind of way, but...really? Dressed in "police clothes"? Near a shooting earlier? Maybe grab a brain.
IT NEVER ENDS. I wish there were a way to castigate busybodies who call the cops all the time and it all too often ends in real tragedy. This is the problem with "If you see something, say something." Somehow this has to end.
IF BLACKS DID NOT ACT SO S****Y, NON-BLACKS WOULD HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR THEM. NO ONE IS GOING TO RESPECT THUG TRASH-NO MATTER THEIR SKIN COLOR-AND ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE BLACK BECAUSE OF ALL THIE CRIMINAL HISTORY THAT BLACK THUGS HAVE CAUSED! IF THEY ACT LIKE TRASH-THEY ARE TREATED LIKE TRASH AND IT'S SAD THAT THEY HAVE GONE SO UNCHECKED AND UNRAISED FOR SO LONG THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM. IF THEY DO NOT LIKE THE WORLDWIDE STEROTYPE-THEN WHY DO THEY CONTINUE TO PRESENT IT TO THE WORLD?! IT WILL NEVER CHANGE UNTIL THEY CHANGE-GET THE TRASH OFF THE STREETS (START BY ELIMINATING RAP TRASH THAT PROMOTES NASTY). nO ONE LIKES A THUG-UNLESS IT'S A BLACK THUG, THEN THE PARENTS ENCOURAGE IT! THE PERSON WHO CALL 911 IS NOT THE PROBLEM-BLACK SOCIETY IS THE PROBLEM-AND THEY ARE THE PROBLEM WITH COPS ALSO, IT'S NOT A BLACK-WHITE ISSUE-COPS ARE BLACK TOO! THEY DO NOT WANT TO MAKE IT BETTER-IF THEY DID, THEY WOULD IDENTIFY THE REAL PROBLEM AND CORRECT IT INSTEAD OF SCREAMING RACISM AGAINST THE REST OF THE WORLD!
COPS/CROOKS IS NOT A BLACK/WHITE PROBLEM. COPS ARE BLACK TOO! I WONDER WHAT YOU WOULD DO IF YOU SAW A BLACK MAN CREEPING AROUND YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT-INVITE HIM IN?!
mother of god, i hope dispatch 'dispatched' this caller and complaint!!
Scared little bunnies from being told different colored skin was scary, bad, not to mix with polite society! Makes me want to puke!
This is not stupidity; it is racism... (racism is stupid, I know, but not just... it is also hateful.)
Pure knee-jerk reaction of fear. Stupid. But still a knee-jerk reaction. Not exciting it.
Yes, I see the wrong here but it remains possible that they would have made the same call regardless of color. A lone officer whose flashlight is hitting bedroom windows and has not identified themselves could be a potential criminal in costume. When police are in our area on foot they leave the lights flashing on their vehicle and let us know if they are on our property or near it. Dad told them to eff off but that's only because he had dementia and would have told the Pope to eff off just as quickly.
Racists always excuse other racists. Believing that racism only applies to the klan is how you let yourself off from your own racism. It is always such a “reasonable” explanation. White people always find it reasonable that cops murder sleeping Black people, Black people not doing anything at all whereas when many of us shoot up schools, theaters, churches you name it, cops manage to take us white people alive and even stop to get us something to eat.
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What bible are you reading, because my bible says to treat everyone equally??
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Um, Pan Pawel, If there had just been a shooting, there would be police lights flashing, and also police ALREADY THERE that the scared person could have approached instead of calling to report someone wearing police clothes.
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Prove Me Wrong, Gladly
A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.
We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.
It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.
The "Fidget Stick" Was Bothersome
Yikes
Ah, Yes, $4k Rent
Every Job Should Be Appreciated
$15 Tacos
What Is This New Email You Speak Of?
In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.
Participating in meditation events or learning new breathing techniques helps to sharpen our attention and focus on the present moment. In fact, organizational tools such as calendars or to-do lists are a great way to keep your appointments and tasks in check. A structured approach helps prevent those "oops" moments.
Judging A Book By Its Cover
Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?
So Penguins Are Mammals Now
While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.
To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.
She Doesn't Know What's Coming
A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight
My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.
I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.
Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.
Excuse Me?
Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.
That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.
Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music
Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.
Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him
Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most
With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.
Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It
My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping
I Have No Words
Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts
Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.
Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots
Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest
"Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"
Virgin Mary Strikes Again
Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive
My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).
I'm surprised that he didn't use all the foil making his hats.
Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American
The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will
And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?
Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks
They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.
An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge
Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies
Synonyms
"He Looks Very White For A Spanish Guy"
Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now
When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This
Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.
Women Lose Their Autism If They Have A Child
Blood Is Blue, Apparently
This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red
Someone Forgot How An Acronym Works
I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is
Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight
I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight
Fiancée Wanted An Iced Latte
The Entitlement Is Strong With This One
Science Is Too Hard
The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch
My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold
I guesss that's better than eating waffles with mold and thinking its chocolate
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Most of these must have come from R/MildlyInfuriating cuz these sure raised my blood pressure significantly.
I think I follow politics to closely so I just laughed. This is run of the mill stupid compared to Republicans, Tories our conservatives in Australia.
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I once taught a 16/17 year old girl who said it was impossible to have anything above 100% and this girl had a C in GCSE. Another time, and this was the WHOLE room of adults I mentioned the experiment where two object were dropped on the moon (feather and hammer) that proved in a vaccum things fall at the same rate - I got called a moron... By EVERYONE.
I asked the person at the counter at Baskin Robbins for a quart of a certain flavor of ice cream. She said they had no more one-quart containers. I said, ok just give me two pints for the same price. She froze, stammered, acted like I was trying to trick her, then refused. Another excellent product of our public schools.
I understand this, though. You have to ring things into the cash register, mostly using bar codes. If you don't physically have a one quart there to take the code from them you cannot make the cash register give the one quart price, it won't do it. Also, 2 smaller things are more expensive than one big one due to packaging and transport costs (round containers make you transport a lot of air in your truck) and the costs of handling and storing the items in store, so they are not the same price at all and not interchangeable. Cashier likely working out if this is possible with her register and without getting fired, and that jammed up her brain in being able to respond.
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A stupid thread where scientific facts are downvoted... because people apparently doesn't agree with science 🤷♀️
Most of these must have come from R/MildlyInfuriating cuz these sure raised my blood pressure significantly.
I think I follow politics to closely so I just laughed. This is run of the mill stupid compared to Republicans, Tories our conservatives in Australia.
Load More Replies... I once taught a 16/17 year old girl who said it was impossible to have anything above 100% and this girl had a C in GCSE. Another time, and this was the WHOLE room of adults I mentioned the experiment where two object were dropped on the moon (feather and hammer) that proved in a vaccum things fall at the same rate - I got called a moron... By EVERYONE.
I asked the person at the counter at Baskin Robbins for a quart of a certain flavor of ice cream. She said they had no more one-quart containers. I said, ok just give me two pints for the same price. She froze, stammered, acted like I was trying to trick her, then refused. Another excellent product of our public schools.
I understand this, though. You have to ring things into the cash register, mostly using bar codes. If you don't physically have a one quart there to take the code from them you cannot make the cash register give the one quart price, it won't do it. Also, 2 smaller things are more expensive than one big one due to packaging and transport costs (round containers make you transport a lot of air in your truck) and the costs of handling and storing the items in store, so they are not the same price at all and not interchangeable. Cashier likely working out if this is possible with her register and without getting fired, and that jammed up her brain in being able to respond.
Load More Replies... A stupid thread where scientific facts are downvoted... because people apparently doesn't agree with science 🤷♀️
