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We all used to be kids at some point, but child logic still remains largely a mystery. Even when we grow up and become parents ourselves. Imagine stuffing your backpack with "beautiful cube rocks" or bathing in paint containers after your parents spend $150.00 on a pool.

A subreddit r/KidsAreF***ingStupid offers a priceless collection of clueless little ones, both adorable and hilariously funny. “Like what, you seriously can't hula hoop? Jesus Christ,” says the description of the group with a whopping 1.7 million members. All that you're gonna see below will make you wonder whether you too were like this, and the answer is most likely positive.

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Lemme Go Take A Quick Nap So I Can Understand You

Lemme Go Take A Quick Nap So I Can Understand You

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Wholesome Stupidity

Wholesome Stupidity

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Francis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SO CUTE!! :D i love the idea of a grown man/woman sitting at the kitchentable every morning to draw the tattoos again :D

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To us adults, kids oftentimes look like aliens from another planet. Full of genuine excitement, curiosity, and honesty, they carry the traits many of us lose on our way into adulthood.

Vineet Nayar, the founder of the Sampark Foundation based in Delhi, believes that such traits are so valuable, leaders should take lessons. “The games kids play often have an element of ‘imagine’, which we leaders overlook in our obsessive focus on movement on the road ahead and the rear view mirror.”

In this small world of ours, Vineet claims, we should ask childlike questions like "Why not?" The little ones are also hungry for information, soaking in all the tiniest everyday experiences that turn the world into an enormous playground. Given the opportunity, every child is ready to explore.

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“We can discuss other traits of children—trust, loyalty, intuitiveness, responsibility, dedication, competitiveness, collaboration, excitement, adventure, challenge, moral fulfillment, et al.—and apply them to leadership,” argues Vineet.

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Words Can’t Explain Their Stupidity

Words Can’t Explain Their Stupidity

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Well, It's Better Than Being Asked "Are We There Yet?"

Well, It's Better Than Being Asked "Are We There Yet?"

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Straight Out Of The Fantasy Book

Straight Out Of The Fantasy Book

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chi-wei shen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There seems to be something terribly wrong with catholic school sex education.

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Speaks For Itself

Speaks For Itself

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Incorrect

Incorrect

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Blaming On A Doggo. Heckin Bamboozled

Blaming On A Doggo. Heckin Bamboozled

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My Son's Latest Attempt At “Hide And Seek”

My Son's Latest Attempt At “Hide And Seek”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you consider how the brain developes, this is another stange and a great achievement. At first, children believe objects they do not see do not exist anymore. Than they think if they cannot see something, they cannot be seen. This child found a great way to hide himself altogether, "just" not perceiving yet that a semi-transparent box will not do the trick. Once he fully developed the theory of mind, he will also understand. In short: not stupid, but a good sign of development!

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Child Sacrifice

Child Sacrifice

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My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A Sim Key The Day Before

My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A Sim Key The Day Before

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He’ll Never Have Get It Back

He’ll Never Have Get It Back

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Some Siblings Love

Some Siblings Love

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Francis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my brother, when my parents brought me home "what? we gonna keep her?"

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Mashed Potatoes

Mashed Potatoes

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Alex Boyd
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was gonna say that this kid must be really dumb, but then I remembered that I was about 12 the time I tried to cook glazed carrots *in* the sugar mixture, and we had to throw the pan out. (I have since learned that you cook the carrots in water first, then do the glaze.)

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michelle neugebauer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is it a little early for leaving a twelve-year-old alone making dinner and watching out for his siblings? It's illegal where I live.

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Hendra Lim
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as for me, i was 10 when the first time i cooked. it just that i need my parents permission to start the fire

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Anna Goanna
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would not have told him that you're supposed to cook them first...just let him keep thinking you're that strong.

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Ian Osmond
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister and my foster-sister -- who, I should note, is OLDER than I am and was a teenager before she came into our family -- have this routine they do about their recipe for making mashed potatoes. Which is pretty much them just reciting their experience doing so: "First, you mash the potatoes. But they don't mash. So you cook 'em. And then you add butter, and milk, and salt, and pepper... but NO oregano. And NO cinnamon. But a little bit of ginger ale is good." My foster-sister is a much better cook now than she was as a teenager, but her husband still does most of the cooking. And both of her kids were able to cook successfully before they moved out on their own.

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Rolinka Nuse
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter tried to make bread in the bread machine without dough. She was already a teenager

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Hi Sal Moe Nella! Nice to meet you! I'm---- BLARGHGHGHAALGHH (I know you cant get salmonella from that it's just a joke)

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My GF Teaches 1st Graders. Her School's "No Tag" Policy Is Working Great

My GF Teaches 1st Graders. Her School's "No Tag" Policy Is Working Great

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The Wonders Of Childhood

The Wonders Of Childhood

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You Telling Me There's Someone Else In This House That Draws Like A 4-Year-Old?

You Telling Me There's Someone Else In This House That Draws Like A 4-Year-Old?

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Ah, My Favorite Letter

Ah, My Favorite Letter

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed way too hard at this. If I were his wife, I wouldn't have even batted an eye and said "I guess we'll find out when the 23 and me results come in" hahahaha

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One Time My Uncle Put A Wig On My Cousin's Head And Told Him It Was Permanent

One Time My Uncle Put A Wig On My Cousin's Head And Told Him It Was Permanent

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Friend Thought His Dog Wouldn’t Like Him Anymore

Friend Thought His Dog Wouldn’t Like Him Anymore

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and then the concerned dog came over to comfort you and it was all better?

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Kid Buys Farts From Amazon

Kid Buys Farts From Amazon

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh I bet that wasn't an accidental order...just one they hoped mom wouldn't notice.

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"Bears Don't Live Here!"

"Bears Don't Live Here!"

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Megan Navonod
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I used to do something similar. I watched a documentary about rats living off food washed down kitchen sinks to feed their sewer babies. I always used to stuff food down the drain (no waste disposal as I live in the uk) I did this until I was 16

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#40

How Do You Lose A Cello?

How Do You Lose A Cello?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ask him if he traded it in with another kid on the bus for an Oreo (if you haven’t seen the other post this won’t make sense)

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Makes It Easier To Predict A Child’s Future

Makes It Easier To Predict A Child’s Future

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so sorry. I may have laughed a little too much and a little too loudly at this.

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#43

150.00$ On A Pool For This Kid To Rather Be On A Paint Container

150.00$ On A Pool For This Kid To Rather Be On A Paint Container

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They’re Identical, How Did Their Mom Notice?

They’re Identical, How Did Their Mom Notice?

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I Believe I Can Lie

I Believe I Can Lie

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Jennifer Gould
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, I use to tell my kids I could see the lie in their eyes so of course they would lower them or close them completely when telling a lie ;)

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I Mean, He’s Not Wrong

I Mean, He’s Not Wrong

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Kid Describes Colour To A Blind Person

Kid Describes Colour To A Blind Person

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Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankly, how would adults do that, unless they are poets or therapists?

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Oh Dear

Oh Dear

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