We have all had our embarrassing moments. Maybe you slipped and fell in front of everyone or accidentally stepped in dog poop, and while these funny fails are horribly awkward, sometimes all it takes is putting on the wrong outfit. Though this time we don't mean a merely ill-fitting shirt or a weird color scheme, but rather the disastrous cute-outfits-turned-ugly design fails.
The following list is a series of ugly outfit moments that are beyond cringe-worthy. From misguided ads with unintended sexual innuendos to overpriced shoes that look like they came from a dumpster, you just know the people who put these on either didn't check the mirror or intended to make everyone laugh with their epic fail. Scroll down to see all the horrifying looks, the ugly dresses, and a grotesque line up of assorted garbs below. Don't forget to upvote your favorite horrible fashions!
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This Unfortunate Jumper Placement
If that's supposed to be the front of the sweater....then when worn properly Mickey is doing another naughty thing
I'm hoping that that's the back and that the front is Mickey's head stuck.
Load More Replies...Ah Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you've lost your mind hey Mickey!
These Outfits Though
I mean didnt the designer try it on people when designing it????
I understand that for cycling you need strenghen crotch parts in your outfit but it should have been dealt with in oh so much better way!
2 are hiding their faces, and the other is looking away like: maybe no one will notice...
Load More Replies...It looks like a sad maxi pad failure commercial with blue liquid creating an embarrassing moment.
Had To Do A Double Take
looks like more like a parody than a accident so is a win
Load More Replies...Somehow I don't think that Ralph Lauren will be suing for piracy...
I recall seeing a tshirt design that was a donut carrying a box of cops.
Kids Love Pandas!
Right?! It would be a funny joke if an adult got it as a gag gift but shouldn’t even be made into kid’s clothes.
Load More Replies...T-Shirts For A Fun Run
They really should have made these pink for happy breast cancer survivors.
What do you mean you want the design and won't pay me everything i'm owed?...Ok then...
Load More Replies...This Fendi Shawl That You Can Get For $990
I saw this for sale in Brazil but it just had a very small amount of fur around the top.
It gets even more real when it's actually worn. It looks like a re-enactment of their birth.
It takes some courage to rip off people with a stupid carf that costs $10 but sells for $1000. It takes more courage to really troll these people!
My husband told me this looked like a "fur burger" and that was the first time I heard that expression.
You sure you want to be married to a guy who refers to your gentials as "fur burger"?
Load More Replies...Not me! Not anyone I know! It's kind of hard to believe anyone would buy this
Load More Replies...I’m Calling The Police
If you buy these products you might as well find the nearest psychiatric clinic. Or become an influencer on Instagram. Live choices.
How could anyone fit in there any how? The split cuts way too deep for a human foot
Vladimir Putin T-Shirt
With Putin's policies on Women's rights I suspect they never thought a woman would wear one of these.
There are plenty of women who support dudes who oppress them.
Load More Replies...Vladimir Putin...or depending on the size of your breasts, an elephant man t-shirt
Want Some Shoes That Look Like You Stepped In Dog Shit?
Him and Kim should be banned from designing anything at all
Load More Replies...Why...just why? Someone actually sat down and thought "Damn! I have a great idea!" Shared it with their boss who said "Damn! That is a terrific idea!" Then they paid people to make it. Hell just give me the white shoes and I can customize them in my backyard for free.
I can even add the right smell for a couple extra bucks
Load More Replies...the new "Pre soiled" edition is in stores now. Comes with scratch n' sniff card!
What Every Bride Wants: A Brown Ribbon Streaming Out Of Her Ass
If the ribbon was a sash and went around the waist, this wouldn't have been so bad. Should have picked a different color though.
Yes, it could be her 'something blue" and that would solve the problem.
Load More Replies...One wonders what the designer was thinking ....then again maybe no brain.
These Pants
A region of spacetime exhibiting such strong gravitational effects that nothing can escape from inside it.
Gravity might bend space, but that's just elastic.
Load More Replies...Looks more like a trouser eating butt to me.
Load More Replies...NO WAY THIS IS REAL! Seriously. Nobody said anything. Not the designer? Not the seamstresses? Not the model? Not the photographer?
Honestly, I don't need any help with making a sonic wedgie in yoga pants.
My anaconda don't want none if you ain't got a vacuum in your buns, hun.
I Can Finally Cowboy At The Beach
The Heel Of These Heels Are Heels
They could have gone completely fractal and then it would have been heels all the way down.
if it was the same level then would it give more support to your foot like you were wearing wedges or something?
Load More Replies...I'm not disturbed by the shoe itself..as much as I'm disturbed by the fact that someone actually bought these...
I think it might be a mannequin. Please god, let it be a mannequin . . . .
Load More Replies...The heel of the heel heel should be a heel and the heel of that heel should also be a heel and it just goes on and on and on...
Hakuna Matata
Actually I think it's on the tip of his tongue...
Load More Replies...You can't say NO WORRIES to a bathing suit that not even Simba approves of!!
My Wife’s T-Shirt Says “Saturday”
Double meaning shirts are the best!! I have 20 of them just to laugh at it! I give them to other people who don't see the double meaning in it so i can laugh at them!!
His Shirt Meant To Say ‘Dope’ But Now I Only See ‘Pedo’
Should I Do It?
Hans, you are having a field day with this post, haven't you?
Load More Replies...Someone Took My Art And Somehow Decided It Would Look Good On A Mini Skirt
it should have been umbrellas all over the place except the middle part where it's pouring from time to time...
I'm Going To Assume A Guy Designed This Skirt
It's the same model wearing that colourful rainfall with woman carrying umbrella artwork on a miniskirt. Both skirt designs in the pictures are digitally rendered because both pictures have exactly the same hand positions, same folds in the shirt and skirt. Chances are that same artist made this artwork as well, and the same someone decided would look good on a mini skirt.
These Shirts
Some clumsy oaf spilled coffee on them at the factory. Ruined? Of course not. Let's ship them to America. They'll buy anything.
That's exactly how I got the entire clothing line in my closet. The clumbsy oaf with coffee , not the buying off the rack thing.
Load More Replies...I have shirts like that in my 'junk clothes for dirty tasks' drawer. I don't need to pay a thing to look like a filthy slob. If I absolutely wanted to have a shirt like this, I'd go to a thirft shop, get a short-sleeved button-down and strategically spill coffee on it. Voila; office slob chic, and for less than whatever this costs.
Finally - A Skirt For Women Who Want "Dry" Written Across Their Vaginas
Right?! That's... well... she should see a doctor.
Load More Replies...I think it's a commercial for diapers for millennials so they can keep on instagramming 24/7
In what context would the word "dry" be a statement you want to make?
I hate to be a pedant but... when most people say "vaginas" they are actually referring to vulvas. In this case though they're probably safe.
This Literally Defeats The Purpose
It's even worse, since plastic can act as a magnifying glass and cause severe burns
Nah, I'd have to disagree and say this is more of a Biff piece. No? Lol! Marty has more sense than this, but Biff?
Load More Replies...But... it can keep out rain from spectacles... so... at least one use..
Sample Text Here
I can't decide what is the biggest fail, the design of the bag or the woman who bought it... :/
Often these 'engrish' clothes, bags and other acessories are sold in China or Japan where most people can't read English. People just buy those things because they think that those look nice. Same thing is why some Western people buy clothes that have Japanese or Chinese text - they can't read it but the desing looks nice. And the people who can actually read it think that the text is funny. :)
Load More Replies...Well, I don't like the bag itself, but to have a piece of clothing with something like this seems like a cool, satirical idea.
When You Need To Go To Two Places At Once
Perfect if you commit a crime and run from the scene. 'Catch me now, smartasses'
I'm not sure which is worse - the shoes or the trousers made from plastic garbage bags...
All you have to do is see the sheer fabric being used for a pair of pants to know this is a bad design...
Hmmm
I'm sure there are many English speaking only people going around with the Chinese word for 'soup' tattooed on them when they asked for 'courage'.
Actually (from a real Chinese person) most people's 'courage' tattoo shows "Turd".
Load More Replies...I don't think that these translation fails belong to the desing fails list. There are plenty of similar 'engrish' shirts available in China, Japan and South Korea.
I spent WAY too much money buying badly translated t shirts in S.Korea. They are my favourite things in the world.
Load More Replies...I’ll Have What Thomas Jefferson Is Having... One Of The Funniest Hats Here At The Mount Rushmore Souvenir Shop...
He's seeing the state of the nation right now
Load More Replies...Lincoln's looking over "I KNOW WHAT YOU AND ROOSEVELT ARE DOING !!!!"
This Kid's Swim Suit That Looks Like A Suicide Vest
Duh. Are you telling me you haven't seen a police cow lately? You obviously haven't been to Texas.
Load More Replies...10 pounds of C4 strapped to a bathing suit??? Are the Navy Seals trying to use the kids as weapons? Other fighters: Cute kids.....wait..what the*BOOM* I would totally get rid of all of these forever!!
Considering the price tag has pounds instead of dollars, this is not in the US. Only the US would look at this and think 'suicide vest'. Its clearly a cow sheriff with floaties
Gym Hair, Don’t Care. Infinity
What is 'gym hair' even supposed to be? Messed up hair? And why would you make a shirt about that?
I guess it means that someone is not bothered at all about their hair. Like, you know, messy hair or a ponytail.
Load More Replies...That doesn't look like "gym." Looks like an alternate spelling of "come."
Guys, women hate it in their hair. Don't be an idiot. Stick to lower back or stomach.
Jam Out With Your Clam Out
And if it were in the back? Never bend over...
Load More Replies...Actually, I think it's on backwards. The zipper typically goes in the back.
And you think it would be more appropriate in the back?
Load More Replies...Good Intentions. Bad Name
This Sweater
I know one man who has 3 cats but none of them have made holes to his clothes. But if clothes that are covered in cat fur and smells like cat pee is some day a fashion trend then he is probably very fashionable. :D
Load More Replies...I have something like that that I use when I'm painting the house. I'll have to look after it better now that I know how much it's worth.
I find this pretty insulting... That price! if you want to spend that much to look like a homeless, find a homeless with a sweater your size and buy him/her this sweater. You would be "on point" and do a good deed. Kanye West doesn't need your money as much as the people having no choice but wearing that kind of clothes.
It looks fine with a pair of yeezys look them up they arent that bad.
Load More Replies...If you pay $1k for a tore up sweater, you deserve to be in debt.
Just... Why...
The models face! Like can I take this off now, do you have the shot? Hahaha I hope she got paid well
That's exactly what I thought of when I saw it!
Load More Replies...Children Fashion Choices
Looks like a shirt i would wear on a daily basis!! Run around and say go to......
Such A Ballsy Design...
The Way The Brand Logo Loops On This Beanie...
I Sent My Son Off To University Of Florida And He Became A Naz... Oh
Half right. It's hailing Hitler and cupping his balls at the same time.
Aids
i remember being in china and i saw this nike jacket i loved and right next to it a niek jacket and thought....dafuq?
This Shirt
I can't believe that someone hasn't yet said "a glitch in the matrix."
Something...not sure what... tells me this might not be a real Lacoste
Yeah, I’m not sure whether it’s real or a knockoff. 🤔
Load More Replies...These "Designer Jeans" Look Like They're Covered In Sh*t Stains
Those look like fake pockets. So you get all excited to find a pair of pants with pockets - well, s**t
Load More Replies...It is actually brilliant, real stains won´t matter since the pants are s****y already.
Load More Replies...I love that someone came up with the idea, someone else select this specific idea and that this was product... but worse, I'm pretty sure some people bought it.
While Trying On A Pair Of Wrap Pants That I'm Halfway Through Making, I Noticed... A Flower... On My Vagina. Pattern Placement Problems Are Real
*clears throat* Actually, "deflower" was coined because the female genitals looked similar to a rose. I mean, mine doesn't, but hey, you can call me Flower, if you want to. *bats lashes*
Load More Replies...Argh, the pedant in me is erupting again! It's above her vagina, and even above her vulva, although it's probably not far above her clitoris. Anatomy 101, folks.
Even bigger pedant here. Vagina is also used as a colloquialism to refer to the vulva and visible areas of the female genitalia. A true pedant of language understands that language is a constantly changing and evolving system that serves the people that use it, not the other way around. The ability of humans to create new words, change the meanings of words over time, and use common words in new and different ways depending on context and setting is what separates living languages from dead ones, much how living organisms change and adapt and grow as opposed to dead ones. So while in a technical sense you are correct, both in the context of this post and in the greater context of whether or not it is appropriate for you to keep interjecting with this in general, you are wrong. Find a different hill to die on maybe or go to a health/science focused area of the internet if you want to shame people about this more.
Load More Replies...This "Tree" That Makes It Look Like You Spilled Something On It
This would be a good design if there was more contrast in colors between the shirt color and the tree color.
Jeans With Mesh — For Added Breathability
Some girl named hadid will wear this at the next cringella festival
Make it form fitting and change the heels. You got an outfit a celeb can make trendy.
Say Aloha To Cancer. Wait, Doesn’t Aloha Mean Hello Too?
Cleverest design, if they meant to warn people of being careful with the Sun, as skin cancer is a real threat.
i have the feeling it means the Tropic .. but that's still a bit of a stretch
This Shirt Says Taco Tuesday But Has A Picture Of Pizza
I used to have a shirt that said Washington University and had Lincoln's picture on it
Reminds me of Wil Wheaton that posted a picture that said "Star Wars #1 Fan" and had a picture of the Enterprise on it....
Jennifer Lopez Wearing Versace Denim Boots
Photo on the left looks like her jeans are pulled down like she just got off the toilet.
She probably got paid to wear those. Tha'ts the only logical explanation I can think of for something so hideous.
When I was looking at the first I thought “did her pants just fall down?” But looking at the next one “oh”
This outfit all together!! An oversized dress shirt and these crazy denim boots. Just the idea that she's out in what looks like a men's dress shirt, like she for got to get dressed... :rolleyes:
Never Thought I'd See Shoes That Look Like Actual Cameltoes, Yet Here We Are...
Judging by the space for the 4 small fingers being just a little bigger than for the toe, I think we can attest it's not only fugly but also uncomfortable
Load More Replies...And just when I thought nothing could get uglier than Crocs...
I think this fashion trend is attempting to follow the very old traditional Japanese Tabi socks which are common still today among Geisha and other traditional Japanese dancers and performers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabi
Grab Them By The Pussy
“Let’s Put A Face On A Gym Bag!”
Reminds me of a blobfish: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/sep/12/in-praise-of-blobfish
AAAAGGGHHHH!!! That makes for a good Halloween bag. That's freaky looking!
These Baby Pants That Look Like A Thong
Its not a thong, supposed to be a sleeping cat. But obviously they did not think it over.
This one, to me, is not so obvious. However, why put a cat 🐱 or fox 🦊 face on a baby’s butt?
Who The Hell Puts Life Lessons In Comic Sans, Right Next To Godzilla's Face?
same! godzilla deserves a place among all of us cheerful little pieces of trash :)
Load More Replies...I once saw a shirt at a seconds store that read "Herpies Shmerpies"--I still wish I'd got it, but I'd figured my dating game would take a serious hit.
Maybe some designers should give up on radical new ideas. Or at least get someone to wear it, think for a minute or two about it and ask for someone else's opinion before putting on the market. Most times it's a long way from an idea to a customer, did really nobody notice anything wrong?!
I live 25 miles from Mount Rushmore, and #25 is the funniest souvenir I have seen yet.
I once saw a shirt at a seconds store that read "Herpies Shmerpies"--I still wish I'd got it, but I'd figured my dating game would take a serious hit.
Maybe some designers should give up on radical new ideas. Or at least get someone to wear it, think for a minute or two about it and ask for someone else's opinion before putting on the market. Most times it's a long way from an idea to a customer, did really nobody notice anything wrong?!
I live 25 miles from Mount Rushmore, and #25 is the funniest souvenir I have seen yet.
