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Soviet Chinese Brothers Forever!

In October 1949, Mao Zedong announced the creation of the People’s Republic of China. China and Russia had long been allies and now, as communist states, that relationship was more important to both countries than ever before. The poster above attests to how much each country wanted to show the world they had a united front, China and Russia walking hand-in-hand, happy and gay, so to speak. The posters they used to get this idea across, however, may have been a bit too literal.The physical closeness seen in the images wasn’t meant to be a sexual one, of course, but rather was meant to be representative of the importance of the two communist cultures staying close politically. China and the Soviet Union were both rather homophobic societies (they’ve also continued in that same vein). Talk about a big OOPS!!! Activists for gay rights in both Russia and China find inspiration in the posters, using the images in their own propaganda campaigns.

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One husband got highlights too

Forty days and forty nights for ten commandments, that was a two-bit computer.

Moses was high on DMT, look it up. The area that theologians agree the burning bush took place in (the Sinai peninsula) is known for three things to this very day 1) heat vents and dry climate 2) plants spontaneously catching fire due to said heat and dryness, and 3) plants that contain the same psychoactive molecules (DMT) as Ayahuasca plants. I doubt Moses realized he was high on DMT at first, but almost everyone that smokes it describes an experience as if "God had spoken directly to them". Then later, Moses secludes himself for a long time up on a mountain to "talk to God"? We know what you were doing up there. EDIT: Correction of saying he was specifically high on the Ayahuasca plant to more accurately say that he was high on plants that have the same psychoactive molecules (DMT) as Ayahuasca.

Poor guy probably had to go all the way up the mountain searching for a signal

These are just the terms and conditions. You would know that if you had read them but it’s clear no one has in the last 2000 years.

I don't see a lie.

"You're on mute!"

This is hilarious 😂 It’s exactly what it’s like

"Why is grandma naked? I don't think she realizes she's with us now."

Rose, Fiona

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Foreshadowing

He was afraid of vampires.

Maybe he liked crosses until... Well, you know.

Come on! Spoiler alert!

Crosses were pagan symbols, they symbolised the four seasons. They existed long before Christianity…. Crucifixions were carried out on people’s chosen religious symbol… IE, Jewish people on a star of David etc. So if Jesus was wearing crosses everywhere, and crucified on a cross, he probably worshipped the old gods 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m not religious… just always happy to help educate the masses on how Christianity is 99% made up of pagan rituals and festivals, to wash over them and turn people Christian at the time.

Party like you died in 1999!

The guy on the ground is the roommate who is like "DUDE! It's Wednesday and I have to be at work by 7!"

Lets RAVE

Just need a few walking bears!

Grateful Dead bumper sticker update.

Haha as in relatable but not haha as in funny.

I get full sentences out all the time, just to be followed up with, "Did you just say something??"

Let's face it, if ya'll made your signs clearer that would really help

Sooooo mysterious.

I understand women. It's men that confuse me.

I wanted to write "But they payed more taxes and couln't feed their family." and then realising things haven't changed all that much...