Chrissy Teigen may never outdo her stunt of falling asleep during the Oscars ceremony, but that's not the only hilarious thing she's known for. She is also the unofficial Queen of Twitter, with millions of loyal subjects hanging off her every golden tweet.
The 31-year-old star is a model, mom, wife to singer John Legend, and cooking show personality (just to name a few of her many talents), yet somehow still finds the time to entertain fans with insightful, funny tweets - and burn haters with savage comebacks. The reason why Chrissy Teigen's Twitter is so huge is probably that she's always completely honest with her attitude, and that kind of honesty is highly relatable among her followers. Also, it might have to do with the fact, that she never comes short with an answer to any topic given - whether it be political issues or mom shaming.
You should probably just stop whatever you're doing right now and follow Christine Teigen, but first, have a look at some of her funny Twitter moments below.
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Phoebe and Lucy, nobody cares about that junk. We just want to enjoy a funny article, but noooo, you just have to ruin it.
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It's Twitter. Don't follow her. I bet you wouldn't have the balls to tell your neighbor not to swear, but you are plenty happy to yell at someone you don't know about harmless things you can ignore.
I've been told on occasion not to swear by total strangers, but it only served to cause me to launch into a litany of profanity the world rarely sees.
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Yeah, at first I thought that the original poster was talking to Trump before I realized that that's not how Twitter works.
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John = Arthur
Arthur is the main character of a show called arthur
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Why do people feel the need to go yell at celebrities they have never met on their twitter. It makes the Salem witch trials seem so much more believable.
I need to remember this next time someone tells me I have zero class XD
Always dumb people too afraid to even post a pic that think they need to tell people how to act... lame
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As someone who's last name is often spelled incorrectly AND pronounced incorrectly (its Dutch), I definitely empathize!
John must also have a great sense of humor. I think if I called my husband a loser on social media he wouldn't be so happy.
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My grandmother once said "I was up really late last night because I saw the little fence (11:11) on my alarm clock on my nightstand." For some reason that stuck with me. She has since passed away. I say hi to my grandmother whenever I happen to see 11:11 on a clock. I said "hi granny" when I read this tweet.
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Your comment made me laugh more than Christines twitter update
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I don't think I'd be able to handle more than one guy. One is enough to drive me mental haha!
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I'd be sad for a moment to realise it was just a dream... Then I'd go buy it.
I’m contacting you from the future. It’s 2021 now and your dream has come true.... we have grocery delivery!
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Black... brown... Asian... that is basically beige. Congrats. You have a beige baby.
My family's full of beige folks. Stilling feeling the effects of life before 1863.
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This is the backstory: http://www.businessinsider.com/an-unarmed-black-therapist-was-shot-by-florida-police-while-helping-an-autistic-patient-2016-7
thank you, and also the f**k is wrong with the police?!
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Beyonce has a better legal team and actually listens to advice from people that know what they're doing too.
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Which one? I think Phil's is extremely pathetic, but Christine's was... predictable but suitable.
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My husband does this when I watch doctor who... "Yer, I remember when I did that once..."
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It's actually kinda nice. He can't sell them, most won't publish children of celebs anymore. They are sweet pics and he gave them free as a gift
And also very cunning as you remember his face and that he did something nice so next time you might give him a good shot.
I don't think he dropped them off AT THEIR ROOM. That'd be an entirely different tweet.
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Can someone be brave and google it for us and tell us the results?
I just googled it, and maybe i'm missing something but the results are pretty much the same as "cream pie recipes" Am i being clueless again?
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If the only reason you'd stay with your partner & help raise your kids is the legal contract of marriage, you're the one that isn't responsible enough to have kids.
when you know your going to spend your life with someone you just know. When your unsure or don't trust them to stick with you, you get married... Ok I know that's not always the case but I have no need to get married to my partner, we have two kids and we love each other as much as when we met 6 years ago. One day we will get married and I want my kids to be there, just like I was there at my parents wedding.
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Any word on how much c**p John took over having a dinner out?
that is strange, because some countries the hospital lets new parents have a night out while the baby stays in their care before the actual 'going home' giving them a night of alone time.
Really?! That's a great idea - I can imagine the whole thing would be a bit overwhelming, especially for first time parents...
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Well for starters the Paparazzi is showing how dumb he is because that's not how evolution works, and secondly f**k that guy & his stupid racist comments.
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Just like a wedding ring no longer works for, "I'm not interested in a date."
hahaha nor is reading a book "what are you reading? what is it about? is it good?"
People are getting too comfortable with invading personal space nowadays.
Totally... and yet the amount of socially awkward people is higher... makes no sense,huh?
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It says "queen of personality" (in Hebrew it sounds like saying "beauty queen". It is actually a good artical about her tweets when it comes to injustice etc
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I truly believe that fame is not the prize to be won, but the price to be paid.
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Used car salesmen. People selling pyramid schemes. That homeless guy that stands on the street corner & yells at cars.
That creepy uncle who went away for a few years before rejoining family holidays and grandma keeps a close eye on him around the clittle nieces and nephews
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That Lynn person clearly missed how the appointed leader has no respect for his constituents at all... even less when they're female, poor, having a disability, having a different religion, having a non-Snow White skin color, born outside the US, born inside the US to immigrant parents or are immigrants. I'm sure I forgot something on the long list he disrespects
Also the fact he's only the appointed leader not the leader most people voted for or wanted.
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It forever will be known as The Great Tampon Shortage of 2017.
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I don't eat much toast, but dammit, aren't you going to shock yourself? I just pop the toast out more. Like... you know... with the little handle thing that you push it down with.
She wants him to do it because 🍴+ toaster=⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
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I was sure my kids swung from my ribs like monkey bars. Chrissy you are not alone!
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I think it's funny that they put photos of them along with their names so it's easier for them to recognize where they sit. Like they won't be able to see their own names? Put the name tag up higher and the photo isn't needed? Is it just me? Or is this just overkill?
It's for the camera operators to know where to point the camera when they are doing the run through and for them to work on the focus.
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Wow...I never realized that a German_Pancake does not even closely relate to a German pancake.
I was thinking the same. Read German pancake and went straight back to the picture. Whatever it is, it's not what I know as a German pancake. And now I'm hungry
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LMAO I think Danielle is the "cash me ousside" chick so I guess the world knows the answer to that question.
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Well, some comments have a good edge of sarcasm, but most comments seem to lack something. You can also tell by most of these not being further commented. I cannot really tell what it is, but for some reason or the other it is not appealing. Odd enough she has so many followers...probably a different community than the regular Pandas...
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trump is president, nothing makes sense anymore... than, jump off cliff, soyboy and save carbon footprint of your existence
trump is president, life doesnt make sense, nothing make sense... than kill yourself, jump off buildin or cliff... you will save with your suicide a lot of carbon footprint, think about that
She is ok, but waaaaay overrated. Mostly just sounds as sly as her haters...These days any one who "has balls" to tweet at Trump is put on some pedestal! But what can we expect from a Nation which makes "Cash me outside" girl into a star! Pfff
Well...if a single politician fails, even if he jahs the highest office, a proper democracy does not fail. Otherwise, it would be a despotism!
Load More Replies...Well, some comments have a good edge of sarcasm, but most comments seem to lack something. You can also tell by most of these not being further commented. I cannot really tell what it is, but for some reason or the other it is not appealing. Odd enough she has so many followers...probably a different community than the regular Pandas...
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trump is president, nothing makes sense anymore... than, jump off cliff, soyboy and save carbon footprint of your existence
trump is president, life doesnt make sense, nothing make sense... than kill yourself, jump off buildin or cliff... you will save with your suicide a lot of carbon footprint, think about that
She is ok, but waaaaay overrated. Mostly just sounds as sly as her haters...These days any one who "has balls" to tweet at Trump is put on some pedestal! But what can we expect from a Nation which makes "Cash me outside" girl into a star! Pfff
Well...if a single politician fails, even if he jahs the highest office, a proper democracy does not fail. Otherwise, it would be a despotism!
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