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The scope of feline weirdness is unprecedented. I mean, we do know cats are so dramatic they deserve an Oscar, they love sleeping in the most bizarre places like flower pots and tissue boxes, and sometimes their .exe stops working.

But what if I tell you that new evidence shows our beloved furballs have been defying the laws of physics?

From bouncing off the walls at 3 am like an astronaut in space to practicing for an audition for the Spider Cat sequel, these are the sightings that cancel gravity, the speed of light, mechanics... you name it. Let’s see it to believe it down below and I promise, you won’t be looking at your chonk in the tronk the same way again.

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    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like mission impossible

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    Sethurama Iyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, you will find the majestic cat tree. It appears as if there's a bountiful harvest this year

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    To find out just how cats defy the laws of physics, Bored Panda reached out to cat behaviorist Celia Haddon, who has lectured on cat behavior at Ruskin Anglia University and Oxford Adult Education.

    Celia explained that their climbing powers come down to unique feline anatomy. “Cats' claws are curved so they can use them for climbing upwards. They are retractable, so cats walk without their claws touching the ground, but protract them to climb.”

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    Moreover, the claws help felines grip onto surfaces. “They can, therefore, climb straight up, if there is something they can get their claws into, like a tree trunk or a wall which is not too smooth.” Having said that, Celia added that “a completely smooth 90-degree angle surface would be too much of a challenge.”

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    Tovah Roche
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Spider-Cat! Spider-Cat! Feral neighborhood Spider-Cat! 🎶

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    Sethurama Iyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "spider-cat, spider-cat, friendly neighborhood spider-cat"

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    Cats are also notorious jumpers who could reach the sky if they wanted to. The cat behaviorist said that “they can jump six times or more their own height from a standing start.”

    Exactly how high that’d be depends on every cat individually. It may partly have to do with “the relative length of their back legs and their weight, according to a study in the Journal of Experimental Biology.”

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can stick to things like velcro.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or is that smile on the cat's face somewhat unnerving?

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    If you’re still not convinced that felines have special superpowers, wait till you hear how flexible they are.

    Celia explained that: “They have free-floating tiny collar bones, or clavicles, which are not fixed to any of the other bones in their skeleton. (Humans' longer collar bones are attached to and brace together the breastbone and the shoulder blade.)”

    Plus, “They have 30 vertebrae, the bones that make up the spine, with a further 18-23 vertebrae in the tails. It is their specially cushioned disks between their vertebrae that allow their spine to be so flexible.”

    As a result of this incredible anatomy, cats can, in fact, rotate their bodies 180 degrees to the left or right. So, no, you were not hallucinating, nor was it a glitch in the matrix.

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    Janine B.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too hot. It simply melted.

    Ben Steinberg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those panorama shots gone bad.

    Flisey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! You spilt the cat!

    Suzanne Clark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another sighting of the boneless cat.

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat needs a double bed, not a basket.

    Emy Loves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like me getting out of bed on Monday mornings.

    Denise Mirto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like one of those panoramic photos gone bad

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    Hilary Mol
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some creepy Alice In Wonderland s*&t.

    Sk8_boy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning cats melt at 54 degrees

    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world! That is one looooong kitty

    Susan Brooks
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marvel's newest hero... Beast and Mr. Fantastic were saturated with "vita rays" and created Elastakitty!

    Susan Brooks
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marvel's newest super hero... Beast and Mr. Fantastic got saturated with "vitamin rays" and created Elastykitty!

    Maria Roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    definitely suits my "sausage dog, sausage cat" theory

    ♡PoisonousLotus!♡
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this work I think it might be a tough and the cat is in ball at the top?

    Potatoisme
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have encountered the rare and fluffy snat. It is very very dangerous and probably is plotting ways to kill you but you're fine I think

    Liz Sahlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 YES! I have now finally a real picture to show my non-cat friends what I try to tell them!!! This i a cat in a nut shell! When they are inside they want to go out and when they have gotten out they wants to go in, but preferably both at the same time!!!

    katboxjanitor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panorama mode could do that...but it looks more like a CATerpillar

    Ellis Pascual
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The backbone of this kitty all of a sudden stretched longer than expected. Now she is looking like another specie we're not familiar with.

    Karin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a mini version of the dragon from "Neverending Story"

    O Jackson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a world where you can be anything, be a Giraffe.🦒

    Joe Rasfeld
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'LL SHOW HIM HOW TO SLIDE INTO SECOND BASE.

    Brenda Johnson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just how I feel, in the morning, trying to get out of bed. Noooooo! I don't want to get up!

    k1ddkanuck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't... Wait, what? Seriously?

    Meagan Fisher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, nope. Something definitely doesn't feel righ

    Maggie Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like someone put it on the old English rack and stretched it as long as he could without totally breaking his back. Poor kitty.

    That one rando
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or is that longer than longcat?!🤔

    Maggie Mae
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes Beds are too Confining!!

    Todd Hollfelder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this guy's a ferret/feline hybrid.

    Nola Dorothy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand wash, dry flat and do not iron.

    Morgan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the "ragdoll" cat?

    Gale Vester
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a Ragdoll cat! I have one, though mine is only 6 months old, so he hasn’t yet reached this length.

    Elsie Collins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW is that even possible!!! They really ARE made of elastic!!

    CR Harvey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She still hasn't recovered from the pasta machine incident.

    Charles Brentner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like a good long stretch. lol.

    Kim Bush
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the heat index today was 101.....

    Meriel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    loooooooooooooooong boi

    Marilyn Slater
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll never get that back into the tube!

    Elli Rahim
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is on point with the current temperatures.

    Allen Lavine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat so long if it drinks milk it will be spoiled before it gets to her belly

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's just got his summer haircut, which exaggerates his long-and-skinny look.

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    Mark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it half perched on a door handle?

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What do you want? I’m busy here!”

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “All right, who turned off gravity again?”

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    Night Owl
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was a model for Salvador Dali's work

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    This Picture Of My Kitten In His Cat Tree Always Makes Me Laugh

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    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the look on the cat's face, immediate regret!

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just sitting on top of the world. Or in this case, on top of the glass roof of a car.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat has an amazing sense of balance, even whilst asleep! I would have fallen between the crack ages ago.

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    Cat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm this close to losing my s**t... Don't tempt me..."

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Why are you walking on the wall dear food provider?”

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did I get into this predicament...again?

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    ImaDerp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that big chonk ballance on that?

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lockdown is driving me up the wall!

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    ♡PoisonousLotus!♡
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Yo kid! Yeah u! Get your head over here I need a prop!*to catch this bird!*'

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    PandaJon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be time for that diet after all...

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    Colin Allcars
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s reminding us who’s boss around here.

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    Erdot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That spot on the cat's back kinda looks like Italy.

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