Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.

Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?

We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#1

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

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pomme
Community Member
3 years ago

Evil cat is coming for you

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#2

Life Of A Tree

Life Of A Tree

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

I see nothing wrong here.

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#3

Are You Missing Underwear?

Are You Missing Underwear?

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Ntosh
Community Member
3 years ago

I am not a cat person, mainly because I am scared of them since one attacked me when I was young, I can't get over the fear. But I must say, I am loving these cats in this post so much. Are cats really doing this? They just made my day a bit better

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#4

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

That twitching eye... xD

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#5

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

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Cactuar Jon
Community Member
3 years ago

"What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"

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#6

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

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Rue Granger
Community Member
3 years ago

“Don’t pull the wire!” “Which one, this one?” *pulls wire*

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#7

Of All Places

Of All Places

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Arietis
Community Member
3 years ago

But did they hatch?

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#8

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, she certainly left an impression their, literally.

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#9

Good Thinking

Good Thinking

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
3 years ago

Soon they'll take over the world, one burrito at the time!

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#10

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

If she brakes brutally, the car becomes a cat-apult

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#11

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Connecting with rest of cats in entire galaxy and preparing for a final invasion.

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#12

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

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Paul Osborne
Community Member
3 years ago

Heeeeeeeeeeere's kitty!

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#13

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.

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#14

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

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Llews Art
Community Member
3 years ago

Spider-cat, Spider-cat...♫

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#15

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

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Wanderlust
Community Member
3 years ago

The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work

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#16

Oh, Hai There

Oh, Hai There

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
3 years ago

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour the holy cat?

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#17

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
3 years ago

What kind of sorcery is this?

Max L.
Community Member
3 years ago

never mess with a cat.

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Orsolya
Community Member
3 years ago

It's upside down and the water is still there? How come? Btw.. small bowl, pink water... time to buy a decent aquarium for the poor thing.

Kelly
Community Member
3 years ago

It would be a nightmare for me too, having to live in a small round and pink place.

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Cláudia Santos
Community Member
3 years ago

He was trying to save the fish from the torture of a round bowl...

Caridina Japonica
Community Member
3 years ago

This bowl is like hell for that fish. Cat agrees.

Janina Lebeda
Community Member
3 years ago

This is sick. Please give the poor thing a decent fish tank. This is animal abuse.

Sophster
Community Member
3 years ago

going by the size of that bowl the cat is not the biggest asshole in that house

fleur
Community Member
3 years ago

That poor fish, it is unacceptable for it to be living in that, buy a proper tank :(

S A M
Community Member
3 years ago

Get a decent tank

Efia
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't get why people still think a small bowl is good enough for a fish to live in. I'm nearly crying, because this fish has no space to swim, no plants or any places to hide.

Heather Bateman
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't think the fish is crying. Although it's hard to say since his face is wet all the time...

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Nadine Ducca
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG that poor fish!

Sonja Nita
Community Member
3 years ago

How could you have a fish in that thing?

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

what a perfect landing.

Jana Renner
Community Member
2 years ago

The asshole is not the cat but whoever puts a living fish (no robot-pet) in a bowl instead of a decent aquarium. This is torture for fish. Not enough water, not enough oxygen, not enough space to swim.

Liu Woods
Community Member
1 year ago

Not funny. Of course the type of person to keep a beta in a filterless bowl would take a picture of their fish suffering and post it online.

Jodi Ellis
Community Member
3 years ago

At least the fish is still safe. Amazing feat.

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
3 years ago

that's actually impressive

sylvanticx
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

My aunt has a beta. He lives in a large fish bowl. She has cats. The cats try to drink the water. They don't care about the beta. Once, my aunt comes home to find the fish in a puddle of water on the floor, splashed out by the cat. She has to leave though, and can't help the fish. She comes back 5 hours later. The fish is still alive.Edit: There is a filter.

Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
3 years ago

At least the fish is still alive, just !!

Ashley
Community Member
3 years ago

Listen you're all a bunch of idiots the damn fish is a beta fish aka Japanese fighting fish . They literally live in small mucky puddles in their natural habitat. So I'd say the size on the bowl is just fine

Feline.
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe now the fish will get a better home...

Infinity
Community Member
3 years ago

the cat broke physics... way to go cat

Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
3 years ago

Lucky fish :D

Blue Cicada
Community Member
3 years ago

If it's a beta fish, he needs a small space to claim as his own. He wouldn't feel safe in a larger tank unless he could have a snug nest of foliage.

Jana Renner
Community Member
2 years ago

assume that Bettas like to live in small enclosed spaces such as vases and bowls; however you’ll find they thrive in larger tanks with more open water swimming space. Most people keep them alone due to their sometimes aggressive nature and so this is another reason small tanks are often preferred. Whilst there are a huge range of novelty fish tanks available such as clocks and tiny bowls, we don’t advise that you keep fish in these types of tanks – they are just too small. Anything less than 5 gallons is not advisable.

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Gryffindor4ever
Community Member
3 years ago

That's going to be hard to get back up without our little fishy friend taking a walk

deoglood
Community Member
3 years ago

Fish terrorization level 10.

Thomas Es Thomas
Community Member
3 years ago

I could save it! Just get me a piece of card stock and some masking tape.

SEBASTIAN ALDANA
Community Member
2 months ago

if u lift it the fish is dead

Matias Arceo
Community Member
8 months ago

i mean who did this to the cute fishy

Matias Arceo
Community Member
8 months ago

ok how did this to the cut fishy

Jia Kia
Community Member
1 year ago

poor poor fish their supposed to at least leave 16 years old!

S Wilson
Community Member
1 year ago

At least the fish is still alive...?

Valerie Fawn
Community Member
2 years ago

damned if you do, damned if you don't here

Samantha Nobles
Community Member
2 years ago

now how to get it back?

Karina Green
Community Member
3 years ago

at least it the fish didn't fall out... right? how did it land perfectly upside down tho?? I think this is harry potter

Jezergirl
Community Member
3 years ago

Ta daaa!

peril-clay
Community Member
3 years ago

lol

Gabrielle M.
Community Member
3 years ago

Fishing

Maria K
Community Member
3 years ago

This is actually very impressive.

AnimalLoverSingerModel#1
Community Member
3 years ago

Give that fish a decent tank okay? I hate people who keep birds caged,fishes in small tiny bowls or any animal abuse! Get that poor thing a nice tank or leave it in the ocean or river.

Clara The Idiot
Community Member
3 years ago

That fish had better have gotten a new and bigger tank after this, that's far too small, and there's nothing in it for it

Unicorn
Community Member
3 years ago

why is the water pink? slide a piece of paper under it and flip

BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago

Pink gravel, looks like. Makes the water appear pink.

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Lisa Boutin
Community Member
3 years ago

"Poor fish!" ... this is kind of like, besides the point of the post.

joachoca
Community Member
3 years ago

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This is fake or done by a human being. The glass would immediatly break.

Heather Bateman
Community Member
3 years ago

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People!! It's a goldfish, and they have about a ten second memory span. It's not torture for them because by the time they swim around the bowl once it's like a brand new bowl!

Miztre
Community Member
3 years ago

You are wrong. http://mentalfloss.com/article/24763/do-fish-really-have-three-second-memory

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#18

Cats Always Know

Cats Always Know

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

of all the excuses as to why you peed your pants...

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#19

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

I love his expression in the second photo. Just want to skritch his face all over!!!

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#20

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't how long I watched till it all become groggy and had to scroll down.

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#21

Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

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glowworm2
Community Member
3 years ago

Hey, he's not sitting on the keyboard.

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#22

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

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Lara Elliott
Community Member
3 years ago

So cute!

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#23

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
3 years ago

Who cares about the room? As long as the cat is warm, all is good!

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#24

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

That's a neat stack created by a cat.

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#25

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

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Madalina Stanciu
Community Member
3 years ago

that is really nice

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#26

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

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sJm
Community Member
3 years ago

Gorgeous! Look at the way he's sitting :)

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#27

I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

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Michiel nospam
Community Member
3 years ago

Precious

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#28

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

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Madalina Stanciu
Community Member
3 years ago

you are her slave

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#29

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

So you were watching Tom and Jerry @ 3.46 AM, not bad.

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#30

The Murder Plot Thickens...

The Murder Plot Thickens...

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Wanderlust
Community Member
3 years ago

That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone

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#31

F*cking A**hole

F*cking A**hole

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Dropbearboy
Community Member
3 years ago

I see pineapple on the pizza, so you deserve it.

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#32

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

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godavari doke
Community Member
3 years ago

My cat did dis everyday.. She used to knock the door

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#33

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Right in the eye. I mean in the right eye.

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#34

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
3 years ago

"Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."

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#35

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

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Skure
Community Member
3 years ago

Album cover for Catallica

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#36

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

"Can't a guy wash his balls in the middle of your food without having every asshole who comes along taking pictures?"

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#37

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

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Ethel Othello
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't blame the cat, I don't like the noise either.

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#38

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

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Janine B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Rather furry baby that is.

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#39

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

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Ali Cat
Community Member
3 years ago

Apparently cats do this to just get your attention, or because you haven't praised their good behavior enough! (this is why all of the knick-knacks on my mantle are Command-stripped to it!)

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#40

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

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mulk
Community Member
3 years ago

Thanks your cat: he probably save your family's relationship from this game of hell!

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#41

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

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Liz Karsa
Community Member
3 years ago

I love that the cat is named Walter.

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#42

Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth

Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth

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godavari doke
Community Member
3 years ago

Let me help you there :P

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#43

Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine

Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine

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This Lil Raccoon
Community Member
3 years ago

The boyfriends face!

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#44

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO
Community Member
3 years ago

Damn dog stole my cat toy. Here's my new litter box.

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#45

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

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Lord Beerus
Community Member
3 years ago

One of my cats eat whatever he finds ... one time he threw up a few wall stickers (we were wondering where they went as we couldn't find them on the ground), a few rubber and hair bands and a paperclip

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#46

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

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Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
3 years ago

He is not even sorry.

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#47

The Computer Is Too Small!

The Computer Is Too Small!

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Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
3 years ago

This is one pretty kitty! So fluffy!

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#48

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

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Wanderlust
Community Member
3 years ago

Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away

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#49

Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?

Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?

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Alexandra Hughes
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes.

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#50

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

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Kaia Kristjansson
Community Member
3 years ago

My cat did the exact same thing. I had to turn it into my teacher and she was like,"what on earth happened" and I said," my cat...ate it?"

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