50 Hilarious Photos And Memes That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks

What a drama Queen bringing their sidekick. So cute.

Hurry up, Bob’s hungry!

He's starting the validation process in order to have his hunger adopted by you, and you adopted by him. Stay nice, there's 20 years of friendship and broken stuff ahead!

Bob's got you trained.

I love bob

Bob domesticated home owner.

You're so lucky!!!

I never make an effort to touch my feral cats. They still have to live in the wild and I don't want them to learn to trust humans.

What a handsome boy! I hope he adopts you in the near future.

You need to sit on the porch while he eats. Then reach out to pet him. He runs, but comes back for the food. Continue and eventually he won't be afraid of you. I recommend doing this soon. Sitting on the porch at 3am in the winter is not as much fun.

I have the same with my female feral I call "Piper!" I have cameras with sound so she gets up to set the camera off and when I look, she meows really loud for her food! I've been feeding her for over a year and a half and even put out a "cat hideout" for winter. It's only been a few weeks now that I can actually pet her and hold her. I just can't bring her in because one of my other very large females would blow a gasket! The other two and the dog wouldn't mind. And I'm not sure she'd be happy except maybe in winter. 20240609_2...f39659.jpg

Bob is not your cat, but you are his human-slave.

Git with it Hooman, you know the drill!!! You won't like me hungry.

Bob!!! Bob knows that - you is a nice Hoomans and will feeds! Bob may one day allow a head stroke and that day will be absolutely precious because he Trusts you kind person! 💜

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Maybe Bob needs to be neutered, then adopted, by you.

Laughing - gotta love Bob - he has you trained well! I"ve been trained well also :-D

We had a Bob. We named him Oliver. He must have had his own servant at one point because he was rather polite. Every night around 5 he would show up for food. We are convinced we are part of an animal underground system. And never have we turned away a hungry, injured or sick animal, for which I am proud, Currently we have a Bob, but our Bob is a squirrel, He currently has his own food bowl attached to a fence. It was made by our contractor. Maybe you could write a childrens book about Bob.

Bob may not be your cat, but you are his hooman… 💕

Still, you have been selected and must abide by the rules of the Cat Distribution System

Bob is gorgeous. The face speaks volumes and all of them are wondering why you're taking photos and not feeding him

Bob's just putting in his order before the kitchen gets busy.

I love this, I have feral cats next door, and I give one of them some treats when he's on my porch. He looks just like this, no appearance of begging, or cute meowing, just this. "Food human. Where's my food?"

I've got one of these. He anlso anccepts catnips and even lets me play with him with a toy. Once he let me touch him but I tried again and got scratched. He is named Bad Kitty.

“I want to speak to the manager.”

Get them some privacy, please.

Eating in company is best.

“Skoooooozz me! You wants to stopped dat???”

Mine did it with the "tap on/off" water faucet just to get a fresh drink, and then never turned it off. I no longer have said faucet.

You made choices, and consequences will be provided.

It's the start of the Bremen Town Musicians!

That face!

😂😂😂😂💖

You mean onlyfelines? :)

That first cat on the left would scare me, too!

Outdoor kitty looks pissed

Do not shout at kitties.....

Can I smell smoke? No? I'll get it later.

where is the cat?

We are gods.

That cat can see sound right now

We, too, have never been fed.

We know you worship us.

I've been saying this for years

Back when my daughter was a baby, and I was breastfeeding, I used to get very thirsty during the night so I kept a glass of water by the bed. I could never work out why the water level was always lower than I expected it to be. Was I suffering sleep-deprivation memory loss? Then I woke up one night to hear a mysterious sloshing noise on the bedside table...

“Wuzn’t tried to ruin nuffin! I see a mistake an wuz tryin to fix!”

Cat 1: I feel with murder mittens. Cat 2: I feel with murder teef.

No! Not the soft can-opener of torture!

“If I fits, I sits.”

cmon just a little bite?

Cats of Anarchy

i understand his pain. not only while eating, but also cooking...

am i a joke to you???

it's Chloe from "The Secret Life of Pets" :D Capture-66...0f17d9.jpg

My catbed.

Amazing 10/10

Missed the "wot u doin in MY bed?".

Upvote for tuxedo cat! My daughter just spent several minutes looking for her phone. We eventually noticed our tuxcat vibrating gently.

When you are over at your friend's house and their mom starts yelling at them.

That's the designated spot. Obviously the carpet is there to protect the floor.