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There are very few ways to start a fiery discussion as quickly as asking someone if they like cats or dogs more. We have no horse in the game and think that all pets are awesome. But today, we’d love to pay homage to how awesome and derpy cats are.

Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest and wittiest tweets ever written by cat owners—and these are beyond relatable! They’re a reminder of why it’s so wonderful to have a pet who’s always happy to see you (and then ignore you) when you come back home. Don’t forget to upvote your fave tweets, Pandas!

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Chris Miller
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Big bro floof taking good care of lil sis floof.

Jill Bussey
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is my favourite inter-species love picture that I have ever seen.

Loki's_Lil_Butterknife
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is criminally cute. Like sleeping on a fluffy cloud.

Whiteout
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What dog, i only see pillow

Kathryn Baylis
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dog’s gotten an unusual marking there on its side. (/s)

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was there supposed to be a caption or joke with this?

Shyla Bouche
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dog being the cat's bed is enough, I think. Sometimes words aren't necessary.

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't there a medieval manuscript (hand written by monks) that a monastery cat peed on only for the monk to annotate it with something like "it was the damn cat". I swear I read something like this.

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here ya go: https://medievalfragments.wordpress.com/2013/02/22/paws-pee-and-mice-cats-among-medieval-manuscripts/

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still feels rather endearing when the cat does it.

    If
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We saved all animal (expecially cats) foot prints bricks while renovating an old farm shed in our home as well as the ones with bullets marks shot by partisans and nazi army. Our house is placed on the gothic line (Italy, just under the river Po) and we left all the historical signes we found on that place. In spite of all our historical self consciousness I don't need to tell you that old cat footprints are my favorite ones! 🐾

    Nikki Bastian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that this was actually done on purpose - the tile makers would send a cat or dog over the tiles to check progress in the manufacturing process because the kitties and doggos didn't weigh enough to destroy the tile like a grown-a*s adult would.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are simply what we evolved them to be.

    FeelingFrisky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they haven't evolved.

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    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats meow in the same range as babies cry because that's what get us to react the fastest and the best. They have been manipulating us since the dawn of time and we think they are less intelligent than dogs because they don't 'sit, beg, roll'.

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same range, huh? Funny then how a baby's cry makes me cringe away, but a cat's meow? I'm there in an instant ♥

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    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, mine does a similar thing lol, she's really wierd and doesn't eat dry food from the bowl, you have to spread it on a table for her to eat, só whe she's hungry She jumps on the table and just stares at me ( and no, its not the dinning table, its an old table in the " pantry " that is preety much just theirs ) .

    Kristina Cowan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's indignant if made to eat from a bowl on the floor, because that's what animals do, and she isn't, so meow! 😼

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat screams at my dad to steal his work chair. Sometimes, if it doesn’t work, she pretends to ask to play, then runs and takes his seat.

    Lyop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!! I'm trained too!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone owned by a cat is trained. We just close our eyes to it, because we think we're supposed to be the ones in charge.

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    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat will jump onto the bathroom counter and stare into my soul until I turn on the faucet.

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are very smart. Scary smart. My one cat can open round door knobs. I didnt believe it until I set a camera up. Dude wraps both paws around and swings side to side until it opens.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! She won't stop meow-screaming until I turn on the tap.

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm forever plagued by some kind of animal mind control... I've accepted my fate.

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why pet water fountains are great.

    JPotts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried a couple fountains, my cat never used them. Still wants to drink from the faucet.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that cat vocalizations are meant only for humans, because cats don't chat like that amongst themselves, is solid proof they are intelligent enough to manipulate humans. And dogs are jealous.

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    Look, we’d love to rave about dogs all day long, but the Global Cat Council recently informed us that if we give our beloved feline floofs more attention, they might (maybe!) let us pet them more often. There might have also been some talks about being ignored less by the citizens of the Kingdom of Cats, but it’s all hush-hush at the moment, really!

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    The truth is that there are very few decisions that you can make in life that are better than bringing a pet into your home. If you’re able to provide it with the care and attention that it needs, you’ve got a best friend in life. Congratulations, your family now has a new member.

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    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they’d show us a picture of the cat

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikr. It's annoying when the photo doesn't correlate to the text. Come on.

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    Shifty McFlea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool looking chair but I think this is the wrong list

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look how adorable! Their cuteness gets them out of trouble. Every time I see mine being bad, they look so cute that I just pick them up and kiss the top of their little head and hug them.

    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's pretending to be a comic book super villain. "I'm M-mming! Ming the M-mmerciless!"

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    #5

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous cat! Thank you for sharing.

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hevreminds me of Netflix Dare Devil ( early episodes before getting the suit )

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought of Zorro when I saw this 😅🐱‍👤

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen coloring like that before, very interesting and pretty.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to know what this cat's name is. If it isn't Zorro or Batman, I'm disappointed.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a cat burglar to me!

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    #6

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally! My husband doesnt understand how I always know. 😆

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hearing one soft beep and shouting and clapping 'you're not allowed on the counter' then hearing prrrrr and BUMP (fat cat hitting the floor).

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hearing a light “shf-krrk” and having to groggily mutter, “goddamnit Frankles how do you keep getting into the Q-tips”

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats could be using a jackhammer in the basement, and my ex wouldn't hear them. But I could hear everything, and my accuracy always amazed him.

    William zeringue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat ownership? Don’t you mean Hooman ownership?

    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no - real cat ownership is stumbling out into the kitchen in the morning ready to make breakfast and discovering cat tongue tread marks in the butter.

    Karly Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahahaha. Every time I have guests over & my cats start messing around with stuff & I do this they're always like "how did you know?" & I cant actually explain it. But I know other cat ppl understand. I can always tell who it is too.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or hearing a crash and knowing they're up and ready for trouble.

    Stephanie Cunningham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it's hearing a tiny slurp and yelling STOP DRINKING MY DRINK.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy soft can-openers. We TRY to help them, and they get all mad.

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Approach the unfamiliar very slowly and, no matter what you do, remain cautious and quiet.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And make yourself look as big as you can. Just in case, you know.

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    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘What have you done with my human?! I spent YEARS training her!’

    #catsruledogsdrool#Catlover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me anytime someone gets in trouble slowly walk in so they don’t notice me

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    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only resting b***h face I'll ever think is cute 🥰

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scheming mode…ACTIVATED!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's so cute. The more cattitude, the more I want to spoil them.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats with permanent scowls must be in direct lineage with Pallas's cat. What other explanation is there?

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, go and feed him,.poor wee thing!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those panoramic fails are so, so funny!

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mines ALWAYS have 2 bowls with wet food, and One big One of dry food, só they can't complain they are hungry.

    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 cats.. 3 full plates.. 3 starving meows everytime I make a step towards the kitchen

    Wini Wimms
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I‘ve seen the pic tons of times and still cannot understand it. It just hurts my brain 🙈

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it must be a panorama photo fail - the cat moved while the pictures were being taken.

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    The Other Other White Meat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the potential to be one of those chonky unit cat owners everyone yells at. It's the mind control, I have no power against it.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally my cat. When I am gone all day and I finally get home he just sits by the pantry waiting for me t ogive him food

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you mean thats me after ive been running up and down the hall to annoy you all night, and then leaving when you realize you dont have a cat

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    A while ago, Bored Panda spoke to cat behavior consultant Ingrid Johnson, the founder of Fundamentally Feline, about the dynamic between owners and their pet cats. She explained to us that cats tend to prefer having options available to then, rather than having to deal with forced change.

    “Whenever we do things like abruptly change brands of cat litter or change their diet it is always best to offer choices rather than forcing them into things," she told us how much these animals value their freedom.

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    Kimberly Alison
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called “love”. I’m right there with you.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! My sister was demanding I go home yesterday after the Superbowl and help fix her garage door. I told her that my younger cat had just fallen asleep on my leg and I couldn't move. XD

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    Maria D Lofton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get it. You're one of us. Your therapist isn't.

    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your therapist has issues with cats, time for a new therapist.

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new therapist for the therapist, right? It's therapists all the way down.

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    Garry Cowan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our freezer is besides our cats feeding bowls mine and the wife's dinner has been delayed on numerous occasions because I don't like having to disturb the cat whilst she is eating..my wife says I'm too soft

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unconditional love requires sacrifice. It's not for the weak.

    Magpie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get another therapist ? Sounds perfect to me.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, put on the mouse one. They love that and it's quiet. cat-tv-wit...93bcb6.jpg cat-tv-with-mice-63eab2e93bcb6.jpg

    Aisling Raye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a new hoodie for myself for Christmas. I got to wear it once. After the first wash, I laid it out on my bed while I was hanging laundry and my largest cat curled up and fell asleep on it. Cat rules dictate that it is against the law to disturb a sleeping kitty so I let him sleep there. Later that day, when I put it away, he wouldn't stop meowing at the dresser drawer. I took it out and laid it back on the bed and he jumped up and fell asleep on it. He repeated this each time I'd put it away. It took about a week before I gave up. It stays on the bed now and it's his favorite place to sleep. Since it belongs to him, I had to buy myself another one. Cats always get their way lol.

    Bill Bendick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are my kind of girl Alexandre !! CATS ARE THE GREATEST !!

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    Fizzer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat overlord has accepted your offering

    Liv
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my cats love this as well. But I make mine more complex, with escape routes and hidey-holes with the help of big pillows.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would solve itself if you bought them their own yurt, lol.

    The Veil of Fire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recliner...cat chair tent for the winter, every winter. Blanket on seat with a low heat heating pad folded within. Another blanket laying at an angle from top back down to front seat. Making a tent of the chair. She loves it. During the summer she prefers the patio so I use light weight blankets on the old base rocket no heating pad. She is a happy camping kitty.

    Chel Bolin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, pyramids started as cat forts?

    Jan Bowyer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a small effort makes the kitty so happy.

    Mesa Meow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rug made me think of The Shining

    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha! I had my seat and then the other cushions like this for my aunt's cat for...long enough I didn't notice anymore

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    Ember
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a feisty feline and would adopt this treasure in a heartbeat

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something to be said for a cat with it's priorities in order.

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    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, there's a reason. You're just not privy to it

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got too close! By too close I mean they walked past the crate!

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    Catman (He/Him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey look. The sign can apply to me as well.

    K Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign's a selling feature as far as I'm concerned lol

    Spittnimage
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a reason, he's in kitty jail.

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as my cats are concerned smacking "someone for no reason" is a very good reason for smacking them again.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been my experience that when a cat smacks you, they are in need of your attention. This trait can be curbed by giving the cat what it needs to maintain its mental health.

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    She noted that cats can sense our moods through the tone of voice that we use. "Animals are very perceptive, not to mention they can smell the chemical changes in our bodies when we are hormonal, sad, angry, sick, etc.," she pointed out.

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    If
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the psichs (not psychiatrics but psycologists) out there that don't have had my money yet. ..... relax and be kind with cats....they'll teach you something else about your profession. This is my modest personal opinion, obviously. Having a cat in your life could be a priority skill before graduating. 🐾

    Penny Hernandez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And of course any sort of weather that they don't like IS ALL MY FAULT.

    Bonesko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm sorry you ran into my legs even though you can see in the dark"

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will I live to see the day when dog owners aren't disparaging cats? If a cat knows it's misbehaved, it will apologize. Dog owners are incapable of understanding the nuanced language between cats and their humans. It's like comparing rock 'n roll to ambient music.

    NamiKoa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, this would imply that a cat could do something that requires an apology. What utter nonsense.

    Iffydust
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if they fall over when you were not near them

    Rebekah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL of the cats I have had in my lifetime would apologize. My favorite one would sneak back into the room, after being told to think about what he had done, creep up to me very silently, and gently tap my foot with his paw until I picked him up. Then he'd purr and rub until forgiven.

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    If
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my love. I don't care about valentine day but this is the best answer to all merchandising days in the year. It can't be sell or bought. It simply is. Somewhere. ❤

    Lizz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the way he frogs!

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    Edda Kamphues
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to brag, but none of my four cats has ever scratched me. The do use theirs claws when making their nest, but never, ever had a go at me.

    Jk
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats rarely intentionally scratch their owner (or anyone really) without thorough provocation. Most scratches come as an "accident" because the cat was trying to grab a toy/food, or if they were climbing on someone but slipped and used their claws to get a grip, or some other scenario where the target of their claws was something other than a human.

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    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please pet me, pet pet pet.... ok NOW STOP, you're annoying me and I will scratch your eyes out.

    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao, preety much, yea. ( Not gonna incluir a picture of my arms lol )

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When mine were tiny I made a point to fiddle with their ears, feet, belly etc. so they were aware that pieces won't fall off if the upright ape touches them. Made for lots fewer injuries when it was time to trim claws or whatnot.

    Nevaeh Sterling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still cuddle my cat even if he scatched me

    Loki's_Lil_Butterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The absolute deadliest is the belly rub. You sometimes have a 15 second window at most to rub your cat's chonky belly before those murder mittens and needle sharp teeth wrap around your arm.

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my rescues bit me the first time i tried to grab her. fell in love with her at that moment. starving, almost dead, but still enough attitude to bite me. she's 15 yrs old now.

    warrior pan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have ruggeds scars because of my cat

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    "Many cats learn that a loud raised voice means bad news and they run to hide. It is ideal to try to minimize such tones in the home as we can be doing a lot to stress out all of our pets even if the discussion is not directed towards them in any way, it can still affect them."

    Think about the type of internet content that you love the most, Pandas. No matter your niche individual likes and dislikes, the odds are that many of you think that cat memes and pics are absolutely awesome. You’re not alone.

    #16

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    jeremy_gibbs Report

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make me laugh so hard 😂 All that work for a kitty butt.

    *Confused Screaming*
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was really hoping I could make a mouse joke

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it was chuckling...

    Shushadei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard right now!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why were you trying to use the cat's computer in the first place?

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    #17

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    I_make_music Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    klepto-cat rate is rising

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Def not havins issues with humans being skinned alive, just collecting the discarded skin!

    Seth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat probably thinks you're proudly displaying their kills as a warning to other garden gloves. Sort of like a dockside pirate gallows.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last kitty had a thing for socks. What was creepy is that she, as a strictly inside cat, would occasionally present me with a sock I didn't recognize. She never brought the mates, so I'm wondering if she might have some twisted deal with the dryer to cough up "socks of the past".

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few of my cats brought home other cats. It would've been so much easy for all if they were glove thieves.

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outed in public! Oh the shame! No, wait, it's a cat. F**k you, hooman!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know what prey is. In this case, it's gloves. Those gloves were plotting against the soft can-openers, the cat saved them, and are the soft can-openers grateful? Noooooooooooooo!

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can it perhaps be trained to retrieve a blu ray player? Asking for a friend.

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    #18

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    kl_coop Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this...FOR ME??? AM I DREAMING????

    MurderMittens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat nibbled a hole in the bottom of the huge kibble bag, and then ate each piece as it tumbled out.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what amazement looks like!

    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photo #1: "What the hell, Deborah! You expect me to eat ALL THAT in one sitting?!" Photo #2: "Well, o-ookay... !"

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat bring us presents, we spill food all over. Sounds like the beginning of a Cargo Cult.

    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Wth is wrong with you, hooman!?!?” -Cat

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    Content creator and comedian Trev Lewis, from LA, explained to Bored Panda earlier that the two types of content that have the biggest potential to go viral on the internet are animals and food.

    "The two most common types of content that go viral are animals and food. This is what the data shows. No matter how many times algorithms get tweaked, or which platform we're discussing, people remain fixated on nourishment and other creatures. We are quite animalistic in that way," he said.

    #19

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    weirdlilguys Report

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Vee haff vays of making you feed me."

    MoMcB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine waits by the front door until I get home from work, then starts yelling. My daughter works from home and my husband is (currently) retired, so they're in before me.

    Duane Ringlein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat comes through and starts reminding me an hour before dinner time

    moo mooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you forgot my food for this u shall suffer!!

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    #20

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    pupperonis Report

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caption and the pic are very, very cute!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a small wood-burning stove for a while, and boy, oh boy, did my cats adore it.

    Katherine Ann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear cats are like aliens or something

    Dorothy Stovall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat who knew how to turn on the electric fireplace by jumping up the wall and flipping the switch.

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    #21

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    weirdlilguys Report

    Fizzer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are also many uses for human such as pillow

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is also a use of human: scratching post and claw sharpener:)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats used to dust behind the headboard. At least, that's what I think they were doing back there.

    Walks around Mountains
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use his butt. They both like to sit on my lap, with the boy usually having his chonky butt towards me. It's perfect.

    Cary Ziegler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried using my cat as a phone holder. She was not amused.

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have done that plenty of time. My cat is rated for the iPad pro. Might be rated for laptop as well, but I never tried.

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get by with a little help from my friends

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    Adding a bit of humor into the mix is always a plus. However, it isn’t necessary. What’s far more important is making your posts and tweets relatable. Your audience needs something to reel them in.

    "Relatability is a more crucial component because this is the factor that often inspires people to share the content with others. Sharing is the highest form of engagement and the one true path to viral content. All the other forms of engagement will follow it," the content creator said

    #22

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    ellle_em Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ma ma ah kk kh ak hhh hha haa

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reh reh rehh rehahhehhmraow-eheh *jaw clicking*

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    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's alright if they make that face for a moth. It gets scary when they have that look on their faces with the same intensity looking down an apparently empty hallway while you watch the Blair Witch Project.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's when the moth is in the bedroom, and you really need to sleep, but Puss really needs to get that moth.

    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when they chitter at flies, moths etc and even birds out the window.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a spider or a mosquito, etc....

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mayflies! My kitties love them! One time one of my cats actually caught a fly. Like an actual fly. I have no idea how she did it but she was carrying it around in her mouth

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    #23

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    SherlockyTweet Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't let a cat be an outdoor cat anymore. Tooooooo sad when they vanish and we never know what happened.

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A wise choice. I know of a few cats who got eaten by coyotes, and my sister's cat got an infected opossum bite a few months ago and had to have her tail amputated. Not to mention all the poor kitties who get run over by cars.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't people worry about their cats when they're out and about like that? Any number of things can happen to them. The average lifespan of an outdoor cat is half that of an indoor one. I can't even count the number of ways something can happen to that poor kitty in the pic. One day, they'll never come home and their owner will never know what happened.

    Fizzer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: Hiiiiii (Can I get on?)

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an outdoor cat when I was young. One day she just never came home. It still haunts me wondering what happened to her. I see so many missing cat posters in my neighbourhood.

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're...you're...you're supposed to be at work.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a beloved indoor/outdoor cat that I accidentally ran over as I backed my car out of the driveway. My neighbors from several houses away came outside when they heard my hysterical crying. I'll never have an outdoor cat again.

    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real! My wife would be driving through the subdivision, and several blocks away from ours she'd find her cat hanging out in front of some stranger's house. My wife would pull over the car and roll down the window, and yell at the cat: "GET HOME!"

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    #24

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    kloogans Report

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many cats steal socks, so prob OK with you being skinned alive!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat ( rip ) used to borrow one particular sock from the laundry, drag it all the way to the other end of house, onto my bed ( difficult for a cat ). And cuddle with it like it was a teddy.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat "So much fuss about a little cat hair on the kitchen bench, when you shed whole layers yourself"

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly, do they plan to assist you?

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my sister and I lived together we both adopted cats on the same day. The first time the two of them saw me take off my glasses, they stared like I was a wizard.

    Max M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my cat moved in, it was scared of me when i had changed to work clothes. After a year or so, he finally learned that i was still the same, even though i changee my fur

    MurderMittens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 5yo cat was afraid of my kitten when she had to wear the cone of shame. I had to show him the cone, let him smell and examine it, and then let him watch me put it on my kitten. Then he was good.

    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still wondering if my cats think I'm cleaning my ice cream cone.

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat waits for his breakfast until I am dressed. He knows.

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat Salem is under the impression that clothes are blankets. He loves to lay under blankets and will scratch at them when we wants me to lift it so he can go under. He also does this with my pants, shirts...while I am wearing them.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they're patiently(?) waiting for you to drop your clothes on the floor so they can curl up in them and nap.

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    It’s why cat tweets get the amount of attention that they do: they’re relatable, they’re often humorous, and they’re full of cuteness. Like it or not, people enjoy reading and looking at things that they agree with. We enjoy having others confirm our opinions and life choices.

    #25

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    DauntingToaster Report

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm the elderly nurse, stuck on the balcony.

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she.

    Shifty McFlea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it say about me that I thought of Something Rotten before Romeo and Juliet

    Insono
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a cat as cute as that I'm not sure I would be able to resist the urge to ring the doorbell to ask to pet te cat

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    #26

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    dumbricardo Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is Wednesday Addams in cat form.

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous Oriental really Beautiful.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So unfair, that one creature can be so photogenic!

    g90814
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dem ears, dose leggggs go on for daaaaays.

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    #27

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    Cats_Culture Report

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be content with half the flexibility my cat has.

    Evan not Hansen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me annoying my bf when he's trying to do yoga lol

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will not, absolutely not, do downward dog."

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    Which of these cat tweets did you find to be the most relatable, dear Pandas? Which ones made you laugh way harder than you’d care to admit? What’s the pet situation like at home? We’d love to hear all about your cats, so drop by the comment section and tell us all about how wonderful and quirky they are!

    Meanwhile, if you'd love to see some more hilariously relatable cat tweets, take a peek at Bored Panda's previous lists right here and over here.

    #28

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    premeesaurus Report

    Jk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "40,000% percent"

    Person
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40,000% purrcent. There I think I fixed it :)

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    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you use the percent symbol (%) you don't have to use the word too. Just sayin 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm innocent! *bats whatever Shyla's looking for under the sofa* Innocent, I tell you!

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT is a great cat-person attitude.

    Shifty McFlea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s 400 times what it was before. Are you sure that’s a cat? It should be more like 6000 times.

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    #29

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    chaoticcatpics Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually if it's a cat, it is Id,Id,Id.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't trust that cat that keeps popping up in front of me.

    f r o g
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like it has a helmet!!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bouche often tries to figure out that other kitten in the medicine cabinet.

    Dorothy Stovall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat will not look at himself in a mirror.

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    #30

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    TranslatedCats Report

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We need to get more food from the hoomans. Any ideas?"

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "find the ones that have cats, I know they'll love us!"

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    Robert Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looooaaaf........lllooooaaaaaffff.........looooooaaaafff

    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else getting Scar vibes from Lion King?

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy shït. This looks like my abuelas street; like 2 houses down from hers but the sidewalk doesn't have those raises. I need to know where this is

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    #31

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    PaulKissack Report

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunken cat mistook it for catnip. Wanted to order more kitty drugs. Is probably disappointed now.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But on the pawsitive side, you don't have to worry about cooking without spices.

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no you have to just worry about those spices going bad now

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    Lance LaRocque
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rosemary and catnip are both part of the mint family of plants.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been so hyper-vigilant as I was when my computer was on and my cats were nearby.

    Seth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she also ordered you some rooting hormone so you can start a rosemary herb garden. Otherwise you can make a few dozen bouquet garnis, dry most of them for later use, and use a few fresh ones to make a buch of stock.

    Herculeez278
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rosemary freezes quite well for future use.

    Herculeez278
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in, place it in a snap lock bag and into the freezer, no water or butter needed.

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    #32

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    mattafaak Report

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I'd fit in the sink at the dentist!

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather was a dentist and i always hid in the wardrobe in his office as a child.

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    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat in the lower-left photo: "Nothing to see here! Just a jar of cotton balls!"

    Kai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol that turkey leg!

    HungryHungryHippo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Bug tried to explore the sharps bin. Not a lot goes on between those ears!

    Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat stands on the counter and hides his head in my armpit every time we go

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, exactly how I feel going for my check-up.

    Teresa Spanics
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWW 😻😻😻😻💖💖💖💖

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All very creative and adorable. But the foot sticking out of the hole 😍

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    #33

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    alxjasper Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inspiration struck me. So THAT'S how to draw a perfect circle.

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah ok, so this is how the album cover of "All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us" by Architects was designed. Got it.

    DamnBecky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let her continue, someone has to talk to the aliens if Amy Adams isnt avaliable.

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At midnight we all gather in a...

    warrior pan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spongebob perfect circle vibes

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pot looks like it's made a perfect circle.

    Keley Babs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the alien language from "the arrival"

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    #34

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    LoloFennec Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to have nightmares about that bearded cat demon!

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animated films with animals so u can tell the gender be like:

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left is trying to impersonate Miss Piggy.

    ALazyK-PopCatto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the one on the left's face looks like a bunny (almost)

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm getting a sense of how their cat feels about that.

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    #35

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    CATBRAINCELL Report

    Fizzer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japanese woman cuts hem of kimono to avoid waking cat: E2CiVNUXMA...02e746.jpg E2CiVNUXMAI44N2-63e9fb802e746.jpg

    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK now i can see a use for these skeletons..... may invest in one. :) ps: Australian here, we don't really do halloween, but for this...maybe I will. - all year around.

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bought one of those skeletons last year, put him in a pinstripe outfit and called him grandpa. now he's in the closet, so i literally have a skeleton in the closet

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally what's happening to me right now.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the reason for many who spend time here on BP. Stuck waiting for the cat to wak up.

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    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very, very real. My cat likes to nap on my legs, and heaven forbid I get up or even more. I get the glare of doom for daring to disturb her.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat on lap has stood the test of time - universally accepted as valid.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How'd you get a picture of my wife?

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    #36

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    andlikelaura Report

    Potty pagan panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats come when I call them but then both of them have tried to kill me on the stairs so there’s that…

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat only comes to the name he chose, not the one we tried to label him with. Was named Simon by the shelter. We changed it to Cinnamon, then Creamy Butterscotch (as his fur lightened). He chose CatCat.

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat talks to me if I say her name but she also jumps on my face from the bed head to wake me up at 4am

    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they haven't actually killed you then you are fine. The realize the soft can openers are trying their best to serve them. It is when they actually succeed at killing you, that they have realized that you are beyond hope and it is time to move on.

    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine know their names. They just don’t GAF.

    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is extremely affectionate. Annoyingly so…

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat wants morning pets every day before I go to work. As soon as I sit up she climbs right up on my lap for her pets. And she loves sleeping on top of me. She's super affectionate and a complete lap cat (at least for me).

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat waits for me at the top of the stairs and screams if i leave her alone

    Penny Polek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat responds to "a*****e" or "pspspsps"

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    #37

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    judith_ism Report

    Jk
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They found a more effective method for tripping people

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally wouldn't pair brown shoes with a black and white outfit, but she's pulling it off.

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    #38

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    coolcatsociety Report

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is almost deadly allergic to cats, but always had them. Her love for cats takes a LOT of allergy medication, I can tell you.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's clearly a sign from the universe that this person is not your true love, because a true love would not make you choose between them and your cat.

    pyro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im allergic to cats, yet i have three long haired ones. i dont see the problem?

    Lynda Birch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too - 2 cats, a poodle and fexafenadine

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat used to be my daughter's (I got it for her when she was 15). When she moved out to live with her boyfriend I became the cat's Mom as the boyfriend is allergic. They plan to eventually get a hairless breed. CatCat loves when his other Mom comes for visits. She knows she is truly missed.

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm allergic to cats and I have a cat. You just take allergy medicine.

    Cavern Gill-Vernon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. My wife wanted a cat. I'm allergic to cats. So we got a cat. Then another, and so on and so on. At one point, we had 6! I can snuggle up to them now. I'm also allergic to dogs.... Guess where this is going....

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is, now I have dogs. Very different experience, and way too much licking.

    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your true love *is* allergic to your cat, and knows it, but he/she lives with you anyway. Now, *that* is true love!

    Karly Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100000% my husband is my best friend. I'd kill for him. I'd die for him. But I would not give up my cats or any of my pets for him. Luckily he loves our animals just as much as I do. But if he ever like... develops allergies or bumps his head & has amnesia & forgets he loves cats but still remembers me.... I'll convince him that I'm a stranger & he's nuts & needs to leave my house. Cause ain't no man/woman gunna ever come before my animals.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ultimatum between an SO and an animal companion comes up frequently on Reddit. The human is always left on the side of the road. Gives me a bit of faith in some humans.

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    #39

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    thejoshl Report

    kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a huge unit of cat

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that cat is as thick as my dog, this photo doesn't demonstrate it but here he ib yes-63ea97...dc80e4.jpg yes-63ea97bdc80e4.jpg

    Ember
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww…chonky tummy rubs required

    Chris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a real one. Either one of those floppy fish (motion activated fish toy that flops) or a stuffed toy with catnip.

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    Ariadna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, i don’t like to see fat cats, that is painful for them, they can’t move si much and cats are jumpers, it’s nos easy for them nos be able to do their cat stuff. I love animales and I’m crazy for mi cats, so I take care of them. They are spoiled but I know what kind of treats are good and watch their weight.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't know what I am looking at here lol

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    #40

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    ayydubs Report

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. They stand. They sit like a person on a chair. What's next???

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    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until she grows thumbs, then you're in real trouble.

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    #41

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    hellotefi Report

    g90814
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile the cat is sleeping peacefully at home... or just doing 'cat things' in peace.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set up cameras, they have versions that allow listening and talking.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yes, I have one so I can talk to my kittehs..

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    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking this the other day, how our cat literally has no idea when we'll come back. She has no concept of 8-5 work life or weekend hours, etc. I wish I could tell her "I promise, I'm coming back." Ugh...

    Yu Pan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a camera set up and I noticed during the day my cat is just doing his own thing and sometimes in hiding. But around 4pm, he would get on the sofa, looking at the door and just waiting. He knows.

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    Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I write this tweet in my sleep because these are my exact thoughts

    Liv
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also get so worried everything I have to leave... 😢

    R. W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your cat could text you.... She wouldn't.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to spend over a week in the hospital last October. It was so hard missing that much of Bouche's life. When I got her back from the sitters, she came right to me, and just snuggled, which was how I felt about it, too.

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We bought a cat stroller for vet visits. We live in the city and thought my girl would love walks around the neighborhood. Scratch that. My mom thought she would like walks. NO. NOT AT ALL, AS A MATTER OF FACT! she screams. Continually for every moment she's in it. It makes taking her to the vet interesting. We are apologizing continually to the bus drivers and fellow passengers. She wants to be home, with only me, my mom and my other cat. We have to go to a hotel this week with her for 3 days. Wish us luck!

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    #42

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    CatWorkers Report

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs a feather duster if you have a cat!

    Lizz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 3 long haired dusters running around the house and from time to time I wonder where I forgot to dust when one appears out of thin air looking like the cat in the picture. lol.

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wasn't behind the tv cabinet trying to work out how to bring the whole thing down, must've been some other cat"

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    our TV is in front of a window, and our cats just love it back there! There's beds and blankets now, and we sometimes hear someone tryna get a bird or lizard. The TV is far enough away that they've never almost knocked the TV over

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    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I spied a dust bunny under the sofa... but when I pounced on it, it EXPLODED!"

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see someone has been walking the perimeter of the basement!

    MacFrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you rub your cat with a balloon, you can use a laser pointer for dusting...

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Under the sofa is some interesting stuff!"

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me, I gotta go clean under my bed.

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    DontShowYourCat Report

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that fluffy pillow on the end of the bed

    ChariotLee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture has filled me with so much joy... thank you.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I would turn the extra room into a studio. It turns out that it's Bouche's room, and she's occasionally kind enough to let me paint in there.

    Monarch cat lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I need to get that!!! That is amazing guest rm hell that would be master bedroom!! Think they can fit 10 cats on there?

    Shushadei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guest room is called " the cat room" most of the time!

    Rougarou Cher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, same here. She has claimed it has her territory.

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least if the cat sheds on the blanket, nobody should notice.

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very nice guest room. It comes with cat.

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    #44

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    BacklineNurse Report

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm. I have 2 jersey woolies (they are mini) and they will lunge at and grunt at the cats if they get too close. Cats wont bother them lol

    Audrey Audrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 cats 1 rabbit here, and yes the same as you.

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    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rabbits are no joke. They can break other rabbits ribs with their kicks, so I imagine a cat isn’t totally safe either.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how she puts one paw on the bunny's back, like come on man, do me a solid!

    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I gave him a swat. He didn't move. What more do you expect from me?"

    Chancey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that exact cat bed and my cat refuses to go near it

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    #45

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    gabrielledrolet Report

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat talks all of the time. Most of the time it’s because he wants something or is complaining about being removed from the counter, but sometimes he just sits there and talks. He even sleep talks

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a very vocal cat, she mainly yells at me when she decides it's her dinnertime and I disagree. This could be anytime from just after breakfast up until her normal food time at 5pm!

    Maria D Lofton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our Kitty chirps and squeaks more than an actual meow. She snores sometimes and I turn everything off just to listen to her.

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too have a loud cat. One of them is super quiet unless she can’t find someone or falls asleep downstairs and then wakes up when everyone else is in bed; then she has the saddest meow looking for people. My other cat, is a squeaky toy. He either is meowing super loud, or has a high pitched squeak-meow. He especially loves to scream at me when I am not petting him.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bouche meows at me, and gets disgusted when I meow back. Apparently I don't say it right.

    LibrarianJanet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have full-blown discussions at our house...usually it's me agreeing to everything the little chattercat is telling me...

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat and I have conversations that sometimes last ten minutes or more. I talk to her, she chirps back at me.

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MC never shuts up. He has many opinions...about many things....and it is very important that I know ALL of them.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happiness is a lazy afternoon deep in conversation with your cat.

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    #47

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    aznfusion Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, there's painters enough around who will take this commission for a very reasonable fee. Put your money where your mouth is.

    William zeringue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The all powerful toe beans are worshiping a sweet potato this goes to show sweet potatoes are not to be messed with

    Seth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think that shadow looks a bit like a mosque?

    #48

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    goulcher Report

    Seth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost hear her spilling out unsolicited juicy deets about how her nephew is once again serving time for distributing illegal opioids, then asking if I have any white zin because the merlot she brought is a little to astringent for her ulcers.

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Deb, tell me about your week

    Maria D Lofton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fetch me my wine goblet, minion!"

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine watches tv like a middle aged dad https://imgur.com/a/7YZ5xMX

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    #49

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    Cats_Culture Report

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must. be exhausting, always rooting for the anti hero.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the problem it's me

    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Almost there... ! Almost out... ! I'll never have to wear these silly costumes again... OH NO! THOSE METAL GATES ARE CLOSING... !"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my 10 minutes a day of yard time before I'm taken back inside. Crime doesn't pay, my kittens.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Japan, door knocks you (or at least scratches you).

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    weirdlilguys Report

    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he/she is anything like our cat, you later find the fry discarded on the floor in the next room, with just a nibble taken from one end.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say you can't hear images.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please be careful. So many humans foods are toxic to cats. For example small amounts of garlic can kill a cat.

    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me, fun fact, ginger can help set things in motion if your cat is constipated. You just need a very small amount, but we tried it, and it does work.

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    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is partly off the plate. I'll just grab it before it falls onto the floor.

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day I got some rosemary chicken out and then went to grab a can of green beans. I came back to the kitchen to find my cat up on the counter with her teeth sunk into the corner of my chicken breast. The really hilarious thing is when it comes to cat food she refuses to eat chicken. She'll only eat seafood foods.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, why put it there then, if it's not for the cat?

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I aaalmost can has cheezburger 😻

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    #51

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    heybillierae Report

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any time I'm visiting someone who has a to pet, I'm usually way more interested in giving the animal love than I am in the human I'm there to see.

    #52

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    GJDiebelius Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kitty. I hope it can breathe ok.

    g90814
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it seems ok... just mildly annoyed. I'm sure they would be observing it carefully.

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    ‍️‍️‍️Random Dark Gamer Person
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 am rn. I just laughed out loud. im supposed to be asleep. i slept once the whole night bc i had a nightmare.

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    #53

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    misseagleLIIna Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move along please, nothing to see here. Not a secret conference at all.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " You got the catnip?" "You got the treats I asked for?"

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are plotting something

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    #55

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    mikeabrusci Report

    Warrior Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat would probably just go onto the fridge to get it back

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too. On the other hand, if I hide it under the couch, that would probably work. She hates going under things.

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    #56

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love love love a cross-eyed cat!

    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a little like he is sampling his product too.

    Edda Kamphues
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by his crossed eyes, he's had a few.

    Magpie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *whispers* please be careful A small amount of alcohol can kill a cat.

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    #57

    Funny-Cat-Tweets-Jokes

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    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mines are Mr. Alfredo Gato, and Little Miss Lurdes Gata.

    Stary_cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are Solar and deisal one ginger one gray

    Robert Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine is pumpkin ,sheik, poe, izled

    gingercat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh everyones putting their cats names: i had 3 at one point--> cinnamon, pepper, and ginger (the spice bros b4 we found out pepper is a little sassy lady)

    NoIdeaYet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first cat was Catastrophe (Strophe for short) and now we got two kittens: The Doctor and His Companion (Doc and Clara)

    Garry Cowan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sparkles... obviously she has the personality of a honey badger

    Duane Ringlein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rescued 3 kittens years ago, and one would sit there and just hiss at us. My late wife who was from Scotland named him Wee Willie Wallace after William Wallace

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    #58

    Funny-Cat-Tweets-Jokes

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    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol mine runs towards me, not because hes happy to see me, but because he hás an unhealthy attraction to my shoe laces....

    SobyKay
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One cat hides around the house like a little ghost and only appears for meals. The other is SUPER attached, will greet me at the door like a dog, follow me around the house, sleep with me, sit on me, talk to me back and forth, lol

    Karen Lyon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats are pretty atypical. My previous cat would lecture me on how long I'd been gone and how lonely he'd been! The one I have now comes to the door to say hi, then sits on the couch arm next to the recliner, waiting for me to sit so she can cuddle.

    Maria D Lofton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nyssa yawns as a greeting, but I think she's just reminding us of her razor-sharp teeth!

    Marko Hyvönen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat meows loudly, and jumps to my lap not caring If I managed to remove the coat. And then starts the loud purring.

    Marko Hyvönen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And it's 'worce' when me or my wife tries to leave .

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