50 Of The Most Hilarious Cat Tweets Ever (New Pics)

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Isn't there a medieval manuscript (hand written by monks) that a monastery cat peed on only for the monk to annotate it with something like "it was the damn cat". I swear I read something like this.

Cats meow in the same range as babies cry because that's what get us to react the fastest and the best. They have been manipulating us since the dawn of time and we think they are less intelligent than dogs because they don't 'sit, beg, roll'.

I wish they’d show us a picture of the cat

That's clearly Zorro

Totally! My husband doesnt understand how I always know. 😆

Approach the unfamiliar very slowly and, no matter what you do, remain cautious and quiet.

Catified attitude!

Well, go and feed him,.poor wee thing!

It’s called “love”. I’m right there with you.

The cat overlord has accepted your offering

I love a feisty feline and would adopt this treasure in a heartbeat

To all the psichs (not psychiatrics but psycologists) out there that don't have had my money yet. ..... relax and be kind with cats....they'll teach you something else about your profession. This is my modest personal opinion, obviously. Having a cat in your life could be a priority skill before graduating. 🐾

Happy Valentines Day 🥰

I don't want to brag, but none of my four cats has ever scratched me. The do use theirs claws when making their nest, but never, ever had a go at me.

Gotcha

klepto-cat rate is rising

All this...FOR ME??? AM I DREAMING????

My cat does this WhatsApp-I...8-jpeg.jpg

This makes me very nervous.

There are also many uses for human such as pillow

ma ma ah kk kh ak hhh hha haa

I just can't let a cat be an outdoor cat anymore. Tooooooo sad when they vanish and we never know what happened.

Many cats steal socks, so prob OK with you being skinned alive!

And I'm the elderly nurse, stuck on the balcony.

That is Wednesday Addams in cat form.

Anything you can do, I can do better...

"40,000% percent"

What a gorgeous cat.

The committee has gathered.

Drunken cat mistook it for catnip. Wanted to order more kitty drugs. Is probably disappointed now.

I wish I'd fit in the sink at the dentist!

That's not a mistake... That's ART!

Snapcat.

Japanese woman cuts hem of kimono to avoid waking cat: E2CiVNUXMA...02e746.jpg

My cats come when I call them but then both of them have tried to kill me on the stairs so there’s that…

Kitten heels!

My wife is almost deadly allergic to cats, but always had them. Her love for cats takes a LOT of allergy medication, I can tell you.

That is a huge unit of cat

They're evolving.

I soooo strongly agree 🐱

Who needs a feather duster if you have a cat!

I like that fluffy pillow on the end of the bed

Too cute.

My cat talks all of the time. Most of the time it’s because he wants something or is complaining about being removed from the counter, but sometimes he just sits there and talks. He even sleep talks

nah thats my wiki,

We worship thou.

I'd have chosen Felicity.

Must. be exhausting, always rooting for the anti hero.

If he/she is anything like our cat, you later find the fry discarded on the floor in the next room, with just a nibble taken from one end.

Yup seems like a plan.

Poor kitty. I hope it can breathe ok.

Move along please, nothing to see here. Not a secret conference at all.

Yawning or gagging?

My cat would probably just go onto the fridge to get it back

I'll have a Gin and Catatonic, please.

Mines are Mr. Alfredo Gato, and Little Miss Lurdes Gata.

Lol mine runs towards me, not because hes happy to see me, but because he hás an unhealthy attraction to my shoe laces....