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If you’re a proud owner of a dog, a cat, a chinchilla, a hamster, or a lizard (we love all animals here at Bored Panda!) you know how miserable life would be without them. No wonder research has shown time and again that people with pets are happier. The set of round eyes, wagging tail and wet nose can surely boost your spirits when you need it the most.

However, not everyone has facilities to have a furry friend, at least not at this very moment. And in that case, this post will do the job by giving us a glimpse into the world of pets and their owners.

We wrapped up some of the funniest and most relatable tweets people shared about canines and felines this month, and it’s a kind of entertainment you don’t want to miss. From cute pics and spot-on observations to bits of daily reality of living with cattos and doggos, this is the purrfect fun I am talking about.

Scroll down, upvote your favorite tweets and be sure to share our previous features with more dog tweets here, here and here.

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    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! That's a cat alright, I had 5 of 'm in the 90's and each with a different character, one was called: Rascal. Very appropriate name for this male calico cat.

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    Since dogs are our best friends, we all pretty much know what it's like to live with one. Even if you don’t have one, the chances are your friends, neighbors or parents are dog owners. But life with a cat is somewhat more subtle. You see, sometimes it seems like it’s not you who has a cat but rather a cat who has you.

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    So to find out more about what to expect from cats, Bored Panda spoke with Molly DeVoss, a certified feline training and behavior specialist who runs Cat Behavior Solutions agency, who shared some illuminating insights into the complex feline mind.

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    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat. How the hell did this happen?

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    There are many unique things about the way cats act from a behaviorist point of view. DeVoss said that people tend to think of cats as little meowing dogs, but they are a very different species. “For instance, your cat shares 96% of its DNA with tigers, so they really are much like having a tiny tiger living with you. Unlike tigers, who can consume up to one hundred pounds of meat in one sitting, then fast for many days, in the wild, your house cat will eat 10 or more small meals a day. They get over half their calories from protein and 46% from fat, leaving 2% from carbohydrates – yet much of the food we feed them has a greater percentage of carbs,” she explained.

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    Another unique behavior is that they scratch surfaces as a territorial gesture. “Cats have scent glands between their toes that deposit a unique scent signature. Not only does a good scratching session stretch the back and remove dead nail growth, it also lets other cats know who the things 'belong' to.”

    When asked whether cats get attached to their owner(s) as much as dogs, DeVoss said that’s absolutely the case and maybe more. “Cats are very sensitive creatures who can detect our moods and emotions. Cats don’t display their emotions as outwardly as dogs do; cats communicate in very subtle body language cues, which may lead people to believe they don’t feel as much as dogs.”

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    Kayjunmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you manage to resist for the whole meal?

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    It’s no secret that there are tons of cat behavior myths surfing around that in fact have very little to do with reality. One of the most common cat myths is that they can’t be trained, DeVoss said. “In fact, cats respond very well to positive reinforcement. Cats are highly motivated by food, so with the right treats and techniques, you can train your cat to do just about anything.”

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    martin734
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Styles is cute, but I still prefer to see the dog.

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    “Another myth is that cats are low-maintenance (compared to dogs); cats need daily attention, and while they don’t need to go out on a walk, they do need daily prey play – a play style that simulates the predatory hunting sequence,” she said.

    “‘Cats are nocturnal’ is another myth; cats are actually crepuscular, which means they are most active at dawn and dusk, when their prey is scurrying about. A lot of people believe cats are aloof, when in fact, they develop deep relationships with their owners. Some cats are more shy than others, but all cats can learn to trust and be more confident if people take the time to earn that trust,” the cat behaviorist explained.

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    Lee Macro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Soooooo.....saw you petting another dog today.....wanna tell me what that's all about??"

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    Meanwhile, any change in a cat’s routine should be a warning signal for a cat parent. “Cats are highly territorial home bodies who develop daily rituals and routines. When a cat is out of sync with their normal schedule and behaviors, something is awry. It’s unusual for your cat not to want to jump and climb to high places. Being in a high position makes cats feel safe from unwanted interaction,” DeVoss told Bored Panda.

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    Francis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left doggo "where in life did i take a wrong turn to end up here ?" Right doggo "i have got no clue what's going on, but i love it!"

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step one: Get the humans to do my bidding.

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    Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your dog gets more invitions than you...

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    If you are thinking of becoming a cat owner, you may want to consider if you’d be a good fit for this animal. “People who are very observant and compassionate make great cat parents. People who are a little nerdy who will do research on cats to learn about their species are also good cat moms and dads,” DeVoss said and added that “Cats communicate in very subtle gestures, so if you stride through a room without taking a good look at your cat, you might miss an important form of communication.”

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    The feline behaviorist concluded that “when we take the time to learn about our cat species and what they need, we are better able to provide an environment full of enrichment and satisfaction, which helps to alleviate behavior issues.”

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    DDmaybeandor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet they’re siblings. I’m guessing the 5th cat is the OP’s? But math is hard so maybe that’s it.

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    Shara Pierce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am dark and mysterious, don't underestimate me!! 👀

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Day light come and we want to go home

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    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call them "kisses". You slowly blink then look away, look back at the cat and slow blink again. Our first cat taught me a lot and even more when she had a litter of 6 and we gave 2 away and kept 4 of 'm. Mimic a cat and you'll be good to go.

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    Nubis Knight
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're stuck in the cone for too long you BECOME the cone.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs feel responsible for everything all the time!

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    MarWol
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain has problems processing this

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    Jill Chambers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all the pictures I've seen of cats stealing dogs' beds, this seems like justice.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sad state of affairs when your dog is cooler than you.

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    Agfox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crocs are the only issue here

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    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine walks away then looks back with a look of: "Keep up human"

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    viv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she has lovely patterns! what breed is she?

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    viv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aahahahahah! THIS is a work of art!

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    BAWK BAWK BAKAW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *starts spinning it faster and faster until the cats blur together in a whirlwind of red, blue, green, and yellow, and fur fills the air*

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    Mama Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog, Evie, would do this all the time with me. She would come in and somehow crawl under the blankets and put her head on my pillow and fall asleep.

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddest boy ever is already summoned there - four times even

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    Yeah, you heard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of "dog parks" in the USA but still not sure what they are. A park where no kids / people are allowed? Whwre you don't have to pick up poo? Or is it that dogs aren't allowed in most parks? Confused Brit here.

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    viv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes you have to make sacrifices :[

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, this dog now has a lot to think on…

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    BannedFromABoatShow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine sits outside the bathroom door wailing with grief at the horrors I must be experiencing, then when I finally come out she’s like oh. Ok then. Every. Single. Day.

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    Aisling Raye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Maine c**n and can confirm that very big kitty meows can sound like a variety of instruments and occasionally like the screams of a small child being murdered

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    Omag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greg looks like a parent that is tired of their kids BS but still has to attend their needs.

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment I thought he was lying on his back...

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    WillemPenn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats would leave you on read. Dogs would be like, “Ok I can see you read my text but I know you are really busy so I feel badly about bothering you again but when you get a moment (like right now) could we pleeeeeeaze go for a walk? We haven’t gone in like foreveerrrrr and I’m just soooooooo sad and I’ll be your best friend (okay I’m already your best friend) and I know your really busy so I’ll just wait to hear back.” (2 seconds later) “Sooooo, not sure if my last text got through. I know it says you read it, but just in case that was a mistake because you know technology. I’m sure it isn’t your fault and I hate to bug you again …”

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    Missy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is very clingy and anxious from when I adopted her last year. The first time I left my cat alone I legit thought for a hot second 'I should call and see how she's doing'. Haha. So there's at least one other person that's done this.

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    tw 72
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..and the cat will still prefer the box 😺

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    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We spent £30 on cat food the other day (couple of weeks worth TBF) spent less on ourselves......well apart from alcohol. And yes she has a water fountain too.

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    DDmaybeandor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a masterpiece. Look at that delicate brush work.

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    Aisling Raye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans domesticated dogs, cats domesticated humans.

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    HaloRed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a chow chow. They're so cool, they even have blue tongues!

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I really need to know the charges, because that dog looks like a total bada*s.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s worried that you might have gone out without your scarf…

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can tell…the turkey’s far too large to be that cute little critter

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    Libstak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep have known each of these in my life.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sleepy, but Bored Panda must go on!

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    Emi Call
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he was scanning for the mailman

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Who’s my big old butt-fwapping guy?” “Who’s my big ole thang?” “Who’s my beauty boy?”

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    Bill cipher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *le gasp* an uncensored bitchh?? Boredpanda w-what about the children?? (Joke lol)

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but he wont receive any updates for borkOS