This one made me laugh out loud.

Priorities

Noooo

But my cocker has always been clueless with it. She looks at your hand, not at the ball, and starts running in random directions as soon as you have moved one finger. So you have to pretend to throw the ball, she runs, then you wait until she turns back and look at you, then throw the ball next to her.

In pencil…

Call the fire brigade, because we've got a sick burn!

So that's how...

where da budder dave? we need budder and bred *ANGRY HONK*

i bet they have an entire city in the walls

what a b***h!

Ned Flanders ?

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And to think that it was once sugarplums that danced in his head.

It's okay, he put some duck tape on it.

Pssh it was clearly eyeblack like football players use smeared around his eye with a finger. Would have taken a second

Don't worry your cute puppy producing head. After this litter, you're gonna be someone else's best friend. Sorry, I have nothing nice to say about Breeders 😓

Unfortunate farting.

Are those the geese from regular show

Sure harold

Same

Don’t be so monsterist

thats just nightmare fuel

😂😂😂

and you aren't lady?

The phrase “the rabbit died” came from old time pregnancy tests. They would inject a female rabbit with a woman’s urine then later kill the rabbit. If she was pregnant the rabbits ovaries would have reacted to the hormones. So, the rabbit died either way, but the phrase stuck.

Agreed

That one deer in the background is, smiling ...

That's just mean

5'o or 4'20?

Schrodinger’s casket…

Now it's just a walk.

Wonder what the pistol's for..

Little bird?! is that you? so this is what you do on Sundays..

and we have only one bathroom.

this is pretty sad...

Can't do hot tubs. human soup. nope nope nope.

Ruh-roh.

Rolling up the wrong pant leg is what gives it away.

Furries

Jesus... This is pretty much what happened to me. The day I moved out, that w****bag moved in. Told my ex to just throw away whatever I couldn't fit in the car.

It's not wrong..

O.o

I feel like you should probably take out the teeth before you start drinking out of that

ehhh, she was pretty dim anyway

Kong?

This was me when I was little.

That's one way to stop balding....

Woah

I hate food posters....

I thought you could only sink to your waist/hips in quicksand because of body mass?