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Sometimes you come across a street sign that states something so obvious, you wonder why the heck somebody decided to put it up in the first place. But then you wonder if maybe, just maybe, somebody did something so stupid once that someone else put a sign up to dissuade other people from doing some equally funny mistakes.

Check out the list below for some perfect examples of hilarious signs. Yep, the ones denying all common sense there is. From warning signs helpfully instructing people not to breathe underwater, to such captain obvious like signs asking customers not to try out condoms before they buy them, this plentiful collection of funny signs compiled by Bored Panda will both confuse you and amuse you. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

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Sparkwater
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What did it start out as? "Mummy, I ate a peanut and it turns out that it contains peanuts and now I have a stomach ache!"

Rhon
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this on a salted peanut packet!

Véronique Daoust
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't even know what's real anymore.

Mademoiselle Mirage
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are chance that maybe this product possibly contains peanuts...

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    Anne Madag
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaha only giant can eat a big size of that hotdog sandwich

    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sick of these unrealistic hot dog standards

    Tallulah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikea. Always trying to help out.

    Aprille Park
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah man, I rented a flatbed just for my hotdog.

    endelbendel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the actual size of the sign.

    Prussia
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know the story behind this...

    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Heeeeey! This hotdog isn't as big as the picture is!"

    FabulousKilljoy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if that wasn't therr and some crazy person was like " ummmm acTUALLY YOU GUISSSS SAID THAT IT WOULD BE 3 YARDS LONG AND 1 YARD LONG. THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING!" bam crazy lady get 3k in lawsuit...

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    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Phew, good thing this sign is here, otherwise I would've unknowingly tried to break in! It's not like the locked door and emptiness of the place is a red flag at all..."

    Didon Zenith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would be surprised how many people still try to get into stores before opening time even though they are posted clearly. I wish I had one of those at work!!

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little vague without posting times ..............

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    #4

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    A. Jones
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, it's a very attractive looking fire.

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I was thinking fire was as cold as ice

    Isa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow the things I learn in the internet...

    Edwin Lesperance
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you don't get tricked into a cold fire.

    DancingToMyself
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire is hot and water is not. :p

    Lelia Ungureanu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this sign should be bigger ... just in case. :)

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    Anna Thouvenin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahah, this was a prank, I already saw this.

    Devil Kitty
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it photoshopped?It's on a kick board there buoyant.As a person that's on a swim team I find it amusing.Also yes it's a pool idiots.

    Anne Madag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this swimming pool or floor? seriously???

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Dang it, someone else already made a joke about Jesus on this sublission. Sorry!)

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    Ilya Ditkovskiy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case Jesus decides to visit this pool...

    Katinka Min
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not photoshopped, it's just a prank.

    Debra Starr Moon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give that person an award for that one!

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    Anne Madag
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope there's an receipt made in mars

    Derpicorn
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    8 years ago

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    Otherwise this is bull c**p

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    Brivid
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The product is terracotta (clay dirt) so I think it is a joke.

    ADHORTATOR
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's also written on my penknife: Golden, Colorado, USA, Earth

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign makes me believe we actually do live in an intergalactic society like the one depicted in Keroro Gunsou.

    Douglas Goldbach
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the "Terracotta" in the package title has something to do with the "Made on Earth".

    Florence Hastings
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sign of the coming times folks! :-)

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign is obviously preparing for the future where we actually live on different planets and make products there then ship them to earth.

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so terracotta bubble flowers are made on earth, what do they look like?

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why? And it comes with the drawing!

    bern Habubbi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha the guy in the drawing seems to be pretty happy

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    Kevin A
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its only there because its happened

    IZCER ZERO
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. I know. Chewing first, right?

    Kilian Vanheede
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even took the time to manage a picture how it looks for if you WOULD try this lol

    Come With Me
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am sure there must be some logical explanation

    Linda Ford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that is really a joke...

    Amina Hays
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a hospital and a teenager in the psych ward would eat coat hangers. Well, she'd straighten them and then feed them down her throat

    Tiffany Zhu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *CHOKING HAZARD - not for humans 200 years old and under*

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    Firestorm
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can if you get a Snorkel! (As long as the top of the Snorkel is on top of the water) :P

    Shion Ryan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if your a mermaid like me? :-(

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gee always telling what to do and what not to do , gurggle gurggle

    Nalani Cruz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOO! This is where it gets me -_- IT NEEDS TO STOP

    alexa_bessee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah um.... last time I checked, that's called drowning

    Surya Gadde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am glad, they did not mention to seperate oxygen from water to breath

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    George Perrin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm bothered that one of the spikes is brown..perhaps someone has been sitting on the fence

    Lauren Southwood
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I think that was the point 😆 Someone's sense of humor... But I'm pretty sure it's just a joke as by the shape of it the would be more red....

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    OdangaUsagi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! The spider at Lagoon, UT!

    Russ Francis
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! I took this picture! I posted it on George Takei's Facebook page and he featured it a couple years back. It was taken at a theme park in Utah called Lagoon and the funny thing was the signs weren't there the season before so there must have been a "mishap" that gave them reason to post it 😂

    ican't Feel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sit wherever i want.. You don't own me..

    Juan Castellucci
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you fancy a new a**hole. In wich case please do!

    Chacha Grey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah cuz its black. Try sitting on the other ones

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    Firestorm
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gosh, that is one heck of a fall! now I know this isn't ground level"

    Alan G.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did someone do that made somebody put that sign up?

    Floor
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably got drunk, partied, starting climbing to another balcony and fell. Happens a lot at holiday party islands hotels

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    Judy Bancks
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To stop drunks who may still have the ability to read.

    Lori Kempf-Gardilcic
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you are drunk and on drugs and are stepping out, course can you read this in that case!

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to know. I was gonna have a spy mission at this shop, and was counting on that exit. Looks like we have to switch to plan B.

    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what a surprise to see you, Agent 5143. Remember me? I'm Agent 6875. OH GOD, I JUST TOLD EVERYONE. DELETE, DELLLEEETTTTEE!!!!

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    Cat Meow
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes you wonder as to WHY they had to put up the sign on the fridge... 🤔

    boredhuman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i swear that's secret entrance to a magical world.

    Daniel Comşa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In HK, some convenience stores have storage rooms behind the fridge. I was buying a drink once while a guy was stocking the shelf from the other side.

    Kori K. Warriner
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me wonder what idiot tried to use it as an exit.

    Ava Masumi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'll exit from wherever the hell I want!

    Thomas Kolev
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not, but at least they'll have milk.

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    Marika Stanway
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some places there are coral reefs etc. that do not like getting trampled on. This sign might actually make sense. Or if not coral, maybe just sharp rocks and things that would not be nice to stand on, at least with bare feet. Might not be a 100% stupid sign.

    white widow
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, people are weird. while orking during the summer at the reception of a hotel that was at the sea, we had one guest, who, on the last day of her stay was really angry because she did not see the sea until then... the hotel was with a lake view, and in order to get to the sea you had to cross the street, was like 300 m walk... it was her first time visiting, so... yeah...

    A. Jones
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is also an exit, unless the person drowns/gets eaten. :D

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    Firestorm
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An obvious message in three languages HAHAHA!

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... does it means, it's the way to visit Arielle?

    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but where's the sea exit?

    Nini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the exit then?

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    Come With Me
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the sad part is - some drunk idiot will pee there anyway

    Tiffany Wilson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with a hole that size, they'd still miss.

    Báirén Sǐwáng
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think how many times it has been used before the authority did this..

    Timothy D.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meh this one's okay, i could see some kid being a douche and doing this

    Sheralyn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly meant for drunkards, who won't read the sign anw :S

    Philip Moriarty
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I even want to know what happened

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    Stijn V.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So just after raining ends it's dry again?

    Leo Kupcik-Stones
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like you are one of those people thy have to put signs like this for

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    DancingToMyself
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... but sometimes it snows in the April.

    Emily Fraser
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think everything is... just saying! It is rather obvious...HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa I get everything now!

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    Cat Meow
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I wanted to enter through a closed door?

    Alex Pletoianu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that this sign is for ghosts

    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign for X-Men member, Kitty Pryde

    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww.... I was looking forward to testing out my teletransportation skills.... u_u Ah well... Gotta try a different place. *disappears*

    Pedro Willian
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was supposed to be like "if door isn't open, do not attempt to enter"

    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but I want to and I will use magic if I have to or a hammer

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These ones are both scarry.

    Come With Me
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is one I can understand - because I have been on a cruise ship where a guy stepped inside and there was no elevator

    Nora
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes sense. They mean the floor. I know a woman died because she stepped in without looking. The elevator was not working properly, and the poor woman stepped into a hole. So it's necessary to look inside before stepping in.

    Socially Awkward
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need to because I can levitate!

    LilleMy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, tbh this sign would be very appropriate in places like China - they have a ton of s****y elevators and numerous people die due to this issue each year *shudder*

    Bunnies are better!!
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry!!! I published on the wrong post!!! Now I wanna purposely step in when there is no elevator.

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doors should not be open if the elevator is not there or at least the yellow gates up at the doors opening.

    Hamlets twin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    agreed, but that thing could fail too. Much safer to just take a beat and look. you wont lose any time.

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    Zarrar Adeel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this has a story behind it

    Erica
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I'm just going to smash straight into the wall even if the doors aren't open or not...

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    Amanda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't want to lie and say it's organic, so they thought people wouldn't notice if they just put "ingredients"

    Eva Duskova
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops I'm allergic to ingredients

    Too-Many-Pets
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dread the day we have to label basic products...water is made from water! I had to sit up and look at my Poland spring water bottle to see if it had nutrition facts...glad to see we haven't regressed as far as to need a nutrition label for water

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    Ilya Ditkovskiy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hello Jesus! Didn't know you came back already...

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    Nini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay, I'll drown just fine.

    Luka Verheijen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it still swimming if you can't swim?

    Douglas Goldbach
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew I were doing something wrong...

    A. Jones
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine...I'll just float above the water. >:(

    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just walk on the water instead...Good luck with that as well.

    Anne Madag
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even i can't swim , i can waded on the water.

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    Anne Madag
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will get some cups if it's in office coffee bender

    GoodWolf
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone must have done this before 😳

    Katharine Lancaster
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you KNOW someone has done this before...

    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the reason is oh that is right it is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Eva Duskova
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet someone did it so they had to put the sign

    Debra Starr Moon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I turn my head upside down and open my mouth ?

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    Captain Obvious Sign

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    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a waste of time & concrete. What government supervisor approved it?

    Liliana V
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where the Sidwalk Ends" By Shel Silverstein

    boredhuman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    says who? * walk on the powerlines

    Vervelende Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign is obviously there for the blind.

    Mary Waisanen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joel Silverstein warned us about this place.

    Gillian Black
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was the mix left over from a job or something

    Becka Robinson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the Sidewalk Ends. Is there a Giving Tree near by?

    Kalene Ivey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop running, Forrest! Go home, Forrest!

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    Sheryl
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh in Germany this sign is often ignored. Maybe they should put that text to every sign ;)

    sunnyrei82
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha! same here in Tijuana, MX! Lot of people just ignore STOP signs.

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    Debbie Detmer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posted for the idiots who have a lead foot and sh!t for brains

    María Emilia Martínez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need another sign saying: "< This is a sign that say: *this is a stop sign*"

    B. J. Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SO get the reason for this added information! Sooo many folks think it’s just a suggestion!

    B. J. Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH! There are SOOOOO many places this addn’l signage NEEDS to be placed!!

    Will Ford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it meant STATE TAX ON P....nevermind

    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is a sign pointing to a stop sign

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why this made me laugh so much.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry edit: does this make me a bad person?

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    Bo de Best
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they do! Treebeard does.

    Mady Rada
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they did, they'd would kill or have killed the humans as payback

    katarina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kind of country is that?! in my country trees sing, dance, jump...

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    bern Habubbi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iv been driving wrong for years!

    Katerina Philbrick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then stop distracting me with your glowing signs!

    Thomas Kolev
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one in the back is fine though, he's an a*****e.

    Jason Hook
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit the one behind you instead

    Илья Берляев
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, cars to the left and right are ok to hit? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and why not is it not legal or something

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dummy you, dummy me. We better take the driving test over again

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be why I failed my driving test

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    Just a Purpler
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Directions unclear, ended up in Hawaii...

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more worried if pressing it DIDN'T take me to the 7th floor.

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could someone please tell me which button to press for the fifth floor? They didn't explain that.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or 1.91293118277 for the ∛ floor

    Mia Rennie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but wouldn't that take you to the 4th floor i'm so confused

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    Jason Hook
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, manslaughter is perfectly fine

    FabulousKilljoy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Okay, so is robbery okay?" asked little Timmy. "Why yes, Timmy. There is no sign, as you can see!" said Timmy's mother.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bad serial killer! Go to your room and think about what you did

    Lucybaby
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But attempted murder is just fine.... WTH

    Anne Madag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but eating dunkin donuts and murder it is okay hahaha

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    Vellichor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that's in Montana. It's a ski destination that is actually called Big Mountain :)

    Drive Bee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also have Bigfork, Big Sandy, Big Horn, Big Timber... the word "big" is a real popular descriptor in Big Sky Country :-)

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    ican't Feel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like watching dora the explorer

    Lucybaby
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that's its actual name? Lol

    Bre Hiebert
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, this is from my hometown! I love when tourists ask joe to get to the mountain. "See that BIG one? Yeah, drive to it."

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    Jason Hook
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you're colorblind... good luck

    Debbie Detmer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter what color it is. The walking man symbol lit up is enough indication that you can cross

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    Rabbitt209
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't handle this without the sign, you deserve to be eliminated from the gene pool! :-))

    Nguyen Pham
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does the green man get changed?

    Clara Williams
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Edinburgh right now and people seriously need this sign at every roadway. So many people (tourists and locals alike) nearly hit far too often.

    Emily Fraser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have told me that earlier!

    Shion Ryan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why thank you red sign, or is it the red man that can shape shift...

    Debbie Detmer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Color doesn't matter . If the walking man is lit up you can cross. Color blind people go by symbols

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    Debra Starr Moon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because someone would sue if you didn't warn them !

    Derpicorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And cold beverages are cold! And between cold and hot beverages are between cold and hot! Etc etc

    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and cold beverages are cold

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no your kidding arent you oh your not

    Leila Lou
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually my sister once said "I am freezing hot!"

    Leila Lou
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought hot was cold. Huh. Learn something every day.

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    ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen a sign like this and some guy just ignored it and drove into the water anyways. I don't know what was going through his mind, but I know he soon regretted his decision.

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol. I'd say alcohol was going through his head. LOL

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    Cassie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a road that ends in water? I mean, is it a boat launch? Was it designed that way or did they make a road hoping the water would go away some day or did a river move in unexpectedly or, just, what?

    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many questions! Inquiring minds want to know!

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    katarina
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you can't see the sign until you're already in water :)

    Khristal Shoosh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this is the entrance to bikini bottom 😂😂😂

    Steve Waters
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there no fence or wall. ..or better still bend the crash barrier before you get to the sign? if there is a way of avoiding a problem why not take it? Why am I even writing this post? ??

    Judy Bancks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For idiots who think there is just water over the road, no that there road under Iit has washed away. Good for applying Darwin's theory of natural selection .

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh dear I have now decided we are all ningkum poops

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    Michael Witbeck
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the point of these posts are they are ALL technically correct? It's just they are obvious and unnecessary; just sayin...

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    Bo de Best
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do realize that everybody IS gonna touch that, right?

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now this painter has a brain , but where well I dont know

    Sparkwater
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how do we know that it is dry if we haven't touched the paint?

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically Correct Logically Correct Grammar...UM.....

    Aylin Ergün
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Unless it has dried already" 😂😂

    Jessica Stohr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol they could have put a day and time on there when it should be dry though

    Anna Wallman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it- Usually you see these and wonder when the paint is dry. This at least has a disclaimer :)

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    Firestorm
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Welcome to Minecraft. You are now at the Hospital."

    Debbie Detmer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luigi: #!*$!*#%! Mario: Damn, Luigi, read the signs!

    Marios Louvaris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually punch walls made of wonders

    Patrícia Bakos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently this is not Harry Potter.

    Judy Bancks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like wet paint signs...those idiots not drowned at the previous sign will try it anyway.

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can and WILL"? Let's try!...

    Jason Hook
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chuck Norris uses this sign as part of his daily affirmations

    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this purely because I know five people who do punch walls.

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    Anne Madag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can still sit on that ,

    Dora Larson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would accidentally sit on that

    Sky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Please *Sits and but falls though hole* Ah HALP!

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even have a chair for a bird!

    ican't Feel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's not.. Just use your imagination..

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if a person coming up to the chair is blind what good would the sign do?

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    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be surprised if used would cost much more. Some people are... strange...

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    Robert Wiersema
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this on different islands. This is typically paper that was disparaged from a local hotel. As you can see the packaging is damaged so they wont put it out. And yes, they do sell used. Used is a roll removed from a room during cleaning. It's just not full. And these are quite pricey.

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow I am so glad it is not second hand

    Fidel Bousquet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does 2nd hand toilet paper exist? Wait, I don't want to know.

    Nikita L Brits
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are there people who buy used toilet paper? -.-

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    Juan Castellucci
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Becouse I'm dislexyc I read ''sausage'' instead of signage. It had more sense

    jacluckycat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a situation that could be easily rectified...

    Colin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing there's a sign for that!

    Firestorm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's make a sign ABOUT a sign, and put it here!"

    Jessica Stohr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it warning them of incoming signs in their way? Beginning with that sign?

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know how many people had to APPROVE this??? We're DOOMED!

    Nicola Morley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing exactly what it says on the tin, or sign in this case

    ashe littler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So… Let me get this straight… You guys… Put up a goddamn sign… To warn cyclists… ABOUT THE SIGN THAT IS IN THEIR WAY-

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    Venomous Sloth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet someone saw this and tried to drown themselves five times at once.

    Jason Hook
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Defibrillators laugh at your puny sign

    Will Ford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH YOU fools please continue till you succeed....PLEASE!

    David Grady
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I got that in a fortune cookie once.

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    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What! when did they add this sign to my favourite fishing spot! never caught anything yet but i will keep on trying!

    Mia Rennie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh i just imagine filling out the form in ANE... how did it happen?.... well i didn't read a sign

    Ava Masumi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably has something to do with draught

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet this is the best place in the world to catch the tasty dry water catfish.

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and what would the reason be , more rules

    Eva Duskova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time we had fish in our ground

    Emily Fraser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * casts rod, waits 233455543356 hours * "C'mon! I wanna catch something

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mayne for people who have a fata Morgana?

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    Juan Castellucci
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're a hot stripper....in which case please do!

    Flora Polvado
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may, however, kick if you wish. Warning: Toe injury may occur with kicking

    Jason Hook
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Soviet Russia, pole hits you

    Hamlets twin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey the pole jumped out at me... your honor

    Tiffany Zhu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but yes, again, it is perfectly fine to hit PEOPLE as no signs earlier or now have stated that it is wrong to do so!

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    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy I worked with did not read this warning. He walked funny all day.heheh

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could have used this in my PJs when I was a kid...

    Victor Ergocb Rrs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it carrefully, but do it like a rockstar

    Luka Verheijen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me to There's something about Mary...

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually important.

    piggy panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well thank you I was trying\g to eat healthy by not eating

    Charlotte Ayers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Patsy, have you had anything to eat?" (Purses lips) "...no, Eddy, not since 1975."

    Pepper
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    food IS your balanced diet.

    tahlz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I've been living my life wrong

    Lindsey H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes my new alcohol eating plan. Pfft.

    Burcu Erbakan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaah Foood !!! Not pebbles!! I was eating so unbalanced, had I known...

    Eva Duskova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright I'll put more food into my diet

    Emily Fraser
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food.... I have not eaten for days...

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    Adogcalledkitty
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all my life, I thought it's a pen... :(

    Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking of going around the office with a label maker and doing this

    Jess Hodges
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but when it's slightly open, it's a jar!

    Debbie Detmer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preschool or kindergarten classroom I would assume

    Cynthia Griffin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the guy behind the door has the name "Door". . . . ?

    Linda Gulley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be a kindergarten or preschool.

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    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man oh man, I'm scared.

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    Kaitlyn DSOUZA
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * tries to walk up* "NO YOU MUST STEP"

    Little Menace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you spot the small sign before the steps or you wouldn't know what is going on...

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If in braille , the sign would make sense.

    Olivia W
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but how would you know the sign was there without a second sign in braille telling you the braille sign was there

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    Debbie Detmer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'll be, bubba, I always wondered what those things were called..

    Lucybaby
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you didn't know...

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does there really need to be a sign telling people what is in front of them??

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    Ladam
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what's on the menu today.

    Zhna Sofoulh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wonder what they were serving before the now serving sign...

    Sky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey do you sell tacos here?

    Carlos Manjarrez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I am, wondering why the hell are pizzas on the menu...

    Elissa Jarboe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so um but uh hmmmm then what did they sell before now

    Marcy Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but do they have Tacos & Burritos though?!

    Erica
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a disappointment! I was expected salad 😫 😆

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    carolyn kio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.

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    Debbie Detmer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a warning sign to alert you..possibly to dangerous curves ahead

    Alex Bat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can be distracted from the road by this sign

    Ian George
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or: You can be SO distracted by this sign

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    Pizzacgamer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The weeping angels really coming

    Marcy Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are people with their eyes closed supposed to read the sign?

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    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang. I've been drinking the wrong water for years

    Will Ford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR ALSO DO NOT EAT THE WHITE MINT?

    P Nel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me what to do...

    Jluke Starfire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't drink the water.. there's blood in the water.."

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    Anne Madag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes like falling to the guy who didn't catch you and love you? feels like you already dead.

    Sweep the Leg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever added the "and funny!" to the sign is my kind of people... and also, very accurate.

    Jupiter Davis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    falling doesn't kill you, its the sudden stop.

    piggy panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some one wrote and funny next to deadly i love that person

    Sky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Falls off a tiny two foot cliff* I AM GOD

    Erica
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I just wanted to learn how to fly! Can't I do that anymore? 😥

    PyroarRanger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said that "THE FALLING CAN IS DEADLY"

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is not stupid or too obvious, actually. The sea in my hometown is not so deep, so I wouldn't see the water as a big deal. But if it's suddenly very very deep, it can be dangerous even for good swimmers.

    Emily Fraser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a great swimmer, one of my schools best ( my school has 700 people so... ) and I cannot swim very well in rapids! 🏊🏻‍♀️

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    Derpy Bob
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DISCLAIMER: Non applicable to Jesus

    Colin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... that means the buildings too right..?

    Ani Asnever
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just another way of saying the elevation of all you see is below sea level.

    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it also marks the ocean from say, a harbor?

    Tiffany Zhu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what if I can walk on water?

    Jason Hook
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see the Statue of Liberty already! It's so tiny

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    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not so easy to remove the child after inserting the cart!

    Debra Starr Moon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I don't want them anymore? Jk.

    HALY HAIR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw one of these "cart escalators" once at a big target, ad a lady didnt take her kid out. she didnt forget, she just didnt know.

    DorkLimester6000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel like someone’s left the child inside that cart……

    Opal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but look where the arrow is pointing.

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    Mia Rennie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all Narnia fans are devistated

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good news for the hockey team!

    Skeledab
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I didn't know! Thanks for telling me

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can walk on the ice just fine, Thank you

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    Pepper
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kudos to whoever actually got to that sign in high heels.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen people in crocs at Grand Canyon

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    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know there was probably someone who tried it...

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU CAN NOT TELL ME WHAT TO WEAR, GERMANY!! (Or Austria or Switzerland)

    Sky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psh prohibited? *Walks in heels on flat land* *Trips* Haha I am the best walker in these tall shoes* *Gets up and immediately trips again*

    Emily Fraser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would wear high heels there?

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    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me a little of the old Burma Shave signs (which were before my time, but still)

    Woods Gebbia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn around, don't drown, your car is not a boat! Turn around, don't drown, your car it does not float!

    Linda Gulley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad people are still stupid enough to try to drive through water.

    Lynnie Hendricks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly necessary. You can't always tell how deep the water covering the road is, and people just go, "Meh, my car and I are both tough enough drive through a little water." And then they're on the news being rescued.

    Ela Spark
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are all over the place in Texas. There are large demographics that definitely require these directions, and many still ignore them and drown in 2 ft of water.

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    Little Menace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but does it come with a burger? After all it doesn't seem to be obvious if they have to point out about the cheese. I want to see "Cheeseburger with Cheese and Burger!" or none of this.

    LilleMy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'd like a cheeseburger without cheese, please" "So a hamburger?" "No" -.-

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually had to deal with this customer.

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    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew! CHEESE with my cheeseburger?!

    Erica
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not obvious enough...

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    zombiemicrowave Report

    Sky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the power is out, ask the manager

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet they still come in and expect to be served

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can't be closed! It's noon!" 'Did you read the sign?' "But the lights are only off because there's a power shortage!" 'As it seems you cannot read, I will tell you that the sign says that IF THE LIGHTS ARE OFF, WE ARE CLOSED!' "But-" 'Leave.' "B-but-" 'NOW!'

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay away from the top of the fence.

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you bump before you see it!

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    funnysignsofinstagram Report

    Anne Madag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but if someone forgot to lock but she/he inside of it?

    Othé Nanne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like people who do that. I don't want to witness their toilet use

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    Danny Root
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it says that for the restrooms that stay locked and need a key to open. Meaning this one does not automatically lock.

    Polfsky Pol
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, some stores keep restrooms locked and customers need to ask for keys.

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if they're dead. (I worry)

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    Amber Lyon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like when people ask, "what's the time?" I say "time to get a watch!"

    Hemant Bhatia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of the song - pen pineapple apple pen !! >_<

    Will Ford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR when someone ask me what time is it? I always say quarter after till finally I say I dont know the OTHER HAND FELL OFF!

    Jonathan Protiva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all the same... Everything has blended together. Life has become death and death has become life!

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No point in that...it's a cycle!

    Kelly Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather step in rudely. That is of course only if they are open til closed not closed till open.

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    Firestorm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone decided to stick some C4 to it, to clean the pipes!

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    Jason Hook
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... it happens that often?

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all the integrated battery products, I forsee we will actually need such a sign in the future.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some of the questions my mom asks me on technology, I am not surprised this is a thing.

    peter carlyle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend with an answering machine that has this same problem. The answering machine shell has a battery door and cavity, but the board has no contacts for a battery as it uses flash to store its data.

    peter carlyle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the new plug in or rechargeable smoke alarms use the same shell as 9v battery models. those have a space for a battery, but no contacts. This sign is to distinguish those devices.

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a fire alarm or something similar

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    Erica
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I was just going to barge through it like a superwoman

    Othé Nanne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which Supernatural creature locked it?

    Sheila Dèsirée
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, there are people who struggle to open the door until they realize that it's locked. true story.

    Elizabeth Newton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These locks will still show as locked from the outside even though they're unlocked, if you don't 'unlock' it before you leave. We have one at work in the disabled loo

    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually has a point; at work someone locked the locker room behind them after they left, we had to call Security to open it

    Marie-Ève Lacombe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not the point. Keeping the door unlocked before leaving is not the same as unlocking the door before opening.

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    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is not so silly. Unfortunately, some people are so dumb as to try and pet these animals through the fence.

    Andy Christty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then let them get mauled as punishment for their stupidity.

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    Lifes Lesson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Here hold my beer! I'm a gonna see if that is true!

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    srudders Report

    Judy Bancks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not a mirage...this sign has validity, I have driven in long barren country where your eyes can play tricks, and knowing this you could disbelieve them

    Debra Starr Moon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen those too! Where the road ahead shimmers and looks like water. But I've never seen a boat on one of those mirages!

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    Debra Starr Moon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the "worlds largest liquor store" on the strip in Las Vegas?

    JELollis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been here!!! I bought stuff in there while on vacation a couple years back.

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    Kelly Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you only like to read writing in yellow

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where else are you going to store your dehydrated water?

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    Anggi Angkasa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well i believe what this sign means is, the time limit for drop off is still not yet finished

    Sheila Dèsirée
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means: ''please, stop asking if the 24-hour night drop box is open''

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    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a people going up go on the left and people on the right go down? See them all the time

    Christopher Fisher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the left-hand set also has an arrow pointing up, but its instructions appear to be in another language.

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    Lance d'Boyle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds me of a court transcript where the lawyer was interrogating a witness. He said, " so these stairs that came up from the basement, did they also go down to the basement?"

    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Japan and we can't just assume a shop has another level to it without something like this inviting us to go further. Sure they could just use employee only signs to keep people out but what about introvert people who don't want to just go snooping around and possibly go to a warehouse area if it's actually really open?

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and the brainstormen of soms people are ging downstairs.

    COOLSKELETON95
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these sighns for kids because DUHHHH

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    Sweep the Leg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pardon me, my good fellow. Might I have a quick suck of your blood?" "No, thank you. The Travel Department has advised me against allowing it."

    Will Ford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR get pants wiggle wormed?????

    Nikki Blossom
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bed net! Bed net! Bed net! Tucked in, every night!!

    Lynn Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's because of the Zika virus

    Nikita L Brits
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um.... that's easy when you are awake but when you are asleep then the mosquitoes will see you as a dinner table

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure. Who volunteers instead? SOMEONE has to get bitten

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    Sky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can park where I please.

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a boat. I can park beyond the sign!

    Judy Bancks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you really need a new car

    cyberbird
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parking lot holds no responsability...

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    imgur Report

    cyberbird
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weed smokers hold it above water.

    Jespren Ray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger (before health issues ruined my lungs) I used to love just being under water so I got super good at holding my breath. There was more than once that someone random would come start poking, prodding, or try to pull me up to the surface because they assumed the kid was in danger rather her than capable of holding their breath that long (record was 3 min, 45 sec). I got used to making sure everyone around me knew what I was doing. Last time I did it I was older and with a group of theater people partying after a play wrapped. I was the only one not at least a bit tipsy. Despite me telling them all I was going underwater for an extended amount of time and not to worry, three of them starting panicking and pulling me up after less than two minutes. So, I guess I kind of get this one,someone might have been freaking out the other swimmers.

    Sparkwater
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you're Percy Jackson?

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    imgur.com Report

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign figure looks a bit like superman.

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! No diving, yes walking! I can walk on water, I'm god!

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    yinzertracy Report

    Lisa Peterson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drat - wish I'd read this tip sooner.

    Bob Wierdsma
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good advice for my wife who enjoys fishing sometimes.

    mikehal1138
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I thought the secret was using dynamite for bait.

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And were van I vind that fish?🤔

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OooO! So that is where they are!

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    white widow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe at some point the water level rises... so they needed the sign (I'm still hoping, I guess...)

    Sky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Rides my tiny paper boat*

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flooding can be seasonal in parts of Australia. And /or totally irregular, dry in dry years, Snap Bam flooded in a flash.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is my boat not going anywhere!!! Damn defective boat

    Lisa Peterson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Shakes head sadly, and reloads Catamaran*

    Haiku
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I wanted to go boating!

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    #78

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the stories my mother used to tell. When she was young and if a guy she wouldn't like would try to hite on her, she'd act politely, then say "excuse me, need to go to the bathroom", finding her way out of that place.

    LilleMy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think pretty much every woman has used this trick at a bar/club, when running into douche bags who won't take no for an answer. It's saved my a*s a few times :)

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me that is bothered that american men " hit on women" ...it sounds violent. Can't you all just "chat her up" ?

    Kelly Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been some perv's excuse. "Uh, but I thought it was the exit"

    Bway_Gonnabe11
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, it is. If you guys we will make you exit out of the world.

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    truK nelhE
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suck on the pipe for a drink!

    Juan Castellucci
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine that is not a pipe. Bender might be on the other side feeling quite allright

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    Sky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well good thing I brought my super extendo neck.

    Brianna Rivera
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it a rather lovely view of a hill.

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    #82

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    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since sushi is the rice, it might not have fish in it...

    Alex Newell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is what is known as "sushi rice" but no, sushi isn't the rice itself.

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    white widow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not all sushi is made with fish... not to say raw....

    Anggi Angkasa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there is a vegetable sushi

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sushi is the Japanese preparation and serving of specially prepared vinegared rice combined with varied ingredients such as chiefly seafood, vegetables, and occasionally tropical fruits

    Polfsky Pol
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is legitimate warning though. Some sushi may be veggies or eggs.

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    #83

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    Anilda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might sound funny but here in South Africa there has been cases of tourists thinking all wild animals are cute and cuddly...

    Skeledab
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto in North Dakota, because people go up to buffalos and get gored!! They're idiots!!

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    Amber Lyon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my last name is Lyon, said the same way. I don't bite TOOO much ;D

    Nikita L Brits
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with these signs some idiot will try petting the lion or climb the fence

    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Signs like this need to be outlawed. Natural selection must be allowed to occur.

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    maryhadalittlelamb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they don't even know this, why are they driving?

    Caroline Murphy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true.. I can't drive and even I know you have to wait for green. I mean, even my 4 year old niece knows what it means

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    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A standard "no turn on red" sign would have worked too.

    Wulfur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone decided to be a little rebellious...

    Kelly Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you suddenly forget the super basic rules of driving.

    Eva C.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does one of the traffic lights have 4 lights? Isn't it red, amber, and green ?

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    Sylvia Garcia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err... Is this my photo??? I'm hoping not since I never posted it to social media, just sent it to a friend. That'd be creepy as f***.

    Jason H.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually where you're supposed to line up the sip hole on the lid. Don't know why it even matters tho

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    Sky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha I'm not falling for this again: *Sits through hole again*

    Andrea Tolan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. That was my high school theater. We had to make that sign for liability issues. It was my favorite seat though sitting on the floor !

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    Judy Bancks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so silly, really. I have seen several times where people tryo get off before the train has fully stopped and fall flat on their face on the platform

    Melody
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you're Dauntless?

    ican't Feel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one tells me what to do ( jumps out the train)

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    RyanNjunk Report

    Lisa Peterson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doors can be really bad about doing that sometimes!

    Emily Bachy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone removed the sticker saying outwards.

    Jonathan Protiva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Lord, whatever will I do when that occurs?!

    Linda Gulley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like additional signage was below and is now gone. Probably made more sense with it.

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the word "automatically" is missing. If not: Door opens?! No s**t, Sherlock!

    Gertrude Wilkes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in fairness I suspect people lean on the crash bar and are surprised when the door opens... which is not truly an automatic door as much as a quick release

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    #90

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    Lisa Peterson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whew - if not for that sign, we'd have MISSED IT COMPLETELY!

    Samantha Bing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol - Did they get too tired to go further?

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    Skeledab
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... really?! Why didn't anyone tell me before?!

    Linda Gulley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still see idiots give children sparklers and firecrackers for Independence Day. The kids invariably grab the hot wire or hold the firecracker too long. Then the "adult" acts surprised.

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    Linda Gulley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say no more. They have people there fighting to keep confederate monuments and actually think the confederate battle flag should be a source of pride. That's the heart of dumbass country.

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    Sparkwater
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never would have guessed that!

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    #94

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    COOLSKELETON95
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those stairs are always "up" to something

    Othé Nanne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those stair can really just jump out of no where

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    #96

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    Judy Bancks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought about by stupid attempts at litigation due to being below average intelligence!

    Tiffany Zhu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's right, or the hot water can be cold because the hot water MAY have run out.

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    Sparkwater
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes... we're closed, unless we are open.

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    #98

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    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To those creepy old guys at the gym its a a*s and ball warmer

    ican't Feel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! that's an oven.. Stuck into the wall .. So you could dry your hands using the ancient art of chuck noris style..

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    #99

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    Sky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sir that is the opening scene to a flipping horror movie.

    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a Supernatural episode, like the episode called"Asylum"

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    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy staircase to the creepy attic where creepy things are

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    Polfsky Pol
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning driver to look both sides before proceeding. Nothing wrong with that.

    Drive Bee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you follow that, your eyes will end up like Marty Feldman's!

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    #102

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    imgur Report

    Anne Madag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sign is fine, because we can say for example, you bought an item in japan but made of china

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, plus, there are foods which names contain a country's name because we mean the way of making it, not really where it came from. Like, for example, when a restaurant not in Beijing would offer a "Beijing duck".

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    Brianna Rivera
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the font. It really coveys suspense.

    Colin Sweeney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. believe it or not French toast is not necessarily from France!

    Dalma Bugg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Brazil nuts are grown in other countries too.

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    #103

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    theotherwayhome Report

    cyberbird
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign should be in deer language.

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    blackat73 Report

    Tiffany Zhu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LIES! I WAS TOLD THAT THEY WERE COLD!

    Othé Nanne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... it depends on whether the microwave works properly or not.

    Linda Gulley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can be" hot. Usually stone cold in the middle!

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    #106

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    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you microwave a block of dry ice for 1 second...

    Dalma Bugg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't stick your finger in the soup to check the temperature.

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    #107

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    Lynn Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least they're polite

    #108

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    zach_ate_it Report

    Dalma Bugg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I can't ride any further! Really?

    Hikari
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the there's no locked door to stop me

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    Ben Gabbert
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great to know, but what about the sidewalk?

    Sky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sucks for the person walking on the other side you don't get a special sign buddy.