Canadians often find themselves bombarded by praise on the Internet, especially when compared to their neighbors down south. It turns out, however, that Canada is just as fun to make some of the best jokes about as literally every other country on Earth.
Maybe it's the unique ways the Canadian people survive and thrive during apocalyptic weather conditions. Maybe it's their fiendish dependence on maple syrup. Perhaps it's the fact that they're just too damn nice for their own good. Whatever it is, Canadian culture and its people sometimes become the easiest targets online. Though we don't think they'll ever get roasted as bad as Americans, we've compiled some awesome Canada jokes that'll give you a nice friendly chuckle at the Great White North's expense.
Scroll down to see them all and vote for the Canada memes that made you say, "Hey bud, that's funny, eh?"
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Cesi Baca: most of those are made in China anyway so..
Load More Replies...Canada, you disappointed me. You were supposed to annex us by now and tell Trump to go away. I keep making this simple request. I hope you listen sooner rather than later.
Don't blame ya, eh? We want to distance ourselves from ourselves this year...
canada sounds great but i think if i lived there they would send me back for my dark humor .
Though now that Alabamans have decided not to elect Roy Moore, we're a little less discouraged by the neighbours' stupidity.
Being from Maine and bordering three provinces of Canada, I can only say we have learned nothing from our close neighbors
hahaha so not canadian road rage. Road rage in Vancouver is nuts. I got followed for an hour by someone who tried to corner me in a parking lot
THAT IS THE CUTEST MOOSE I'VE EVER SEEN LOOK AT THE LEGS LOOK AT THE EARS JUST AAAAAAAHHH
I'm Canadian - I would send the wallet back too.. Probably with a fridge magnet lol
Here in the U.S. people are so rude they get irritated when my kids hold the door open for them. I raised my three sons to be polite but people don't respond well to it.
That’s so sad :( but good for you, at least you try to raise a better next generation!!!
Load More Replies...Every time i lost my wallet ( up to five times now) someone chased me down the street beeping at me, Or handed it in to police station. I am Australia. ... and yes i do that if i find someone's wallet. or phone or....anything.
^Australian, living in Australia. Apology to the spelling / grammar police.
Load More Replies...Hiya! Nice to meet ya ;) now you've met one!
Load More Replies...My geography teacher once said that Australia is trying to be like Canada whilst ending up more and more like America...
Not all Americans voted for that a*****e. In fact, the majority of us didn't. Please don't paint us all with the same brush.
So does that mean I can move from mozzie-infested Sydney to somewhere WHERE IT SNOWS?! SIGN ME UP :D
Look...Americans have a disadvantage...all that wealth and military power plus the mythology of American Exceptionalism is a heavy and corrupting burden to bear. Most Americans are wonderful people with great potential..the governing elite however is another matter...
Yes. We DON'T WANT them. Especially the Republicans.
Load More Replies...you might want to ask the First Nation about the racism and descrimination. remember the "starlight walk" and the taking of their children from the parents to teach them the "white man ways". like everybody else your country has a dark side.
Healthcare is NOT free. We pay for it with some of the highest taxes in the world. NOTHING is free, people.
Some of the highest taxes in the world?Are you sure about that? Compared to the taxes we pay in Denmark you hardly pay anything. https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/services/tax/individuals/frequently-asked-questions-individuals/canadian-income-tax-rates-individuals-current-previous-years.html#federal http://www.cfe-eutax.org/taxation/personal-income-tax/denmark
Load More Replies...And just so you Canadians know, it's fewer people, not less. So there. 😛
I wanna move to Canada! My husband says I won’t survive the first winter there... but I still want to go!
Actually, up here in Canada we help each other. That's why we have free healthcare. So you wouldn't die.
Load More Replies...No! oh okay actually, only because you have a cute fox thing avi.
Load More Replies...So true! We all say "sorry!" To each other so many times a day it's ridiculous. It's great here, come and see!!! Ps we have amazing food! (I eat my feelings...Lol!;))
A lot of people here say their sorry too. But 9 times out of 10 they don't mean it. My Mom who is from New Brunswick, never says she's sorry unless she means it. I don't either
Load More Replies...Y'know, I'm reading this and I'm thinking to myself... when/if the robot apocalypse comes due to AI reading comments on youtube and twitter, they'll probably just leave the Canadians alone because who doesn't like the Canadians?
This is the first time I've ever vehemently hated a Prime Minister, but if someone else likes him and can back up their reasons why besides "He's cute and he's not Trump" then it's all good. It's okay to have a different opinion (and there will always be another election). There isn't the same level of left vs right up here. We get heated, but it's nowhere near the way it is down south.
I really wish we could stop making fun of this. Yes, it's ridiculous to see it on every cup forevermore. But there was a serious lawsuit with legitimate claims behind it. That coffee that McDonald's served her was so hot it actually melted the cup it was in. She was parked when she was opening the lid to add her cream/sugar. She only asked for her medical bills, (20k) and they only offered her $800. They had had multiple warnings and settlements about the temperature they were serving the coffee at. And the punitive damages awarded were two days worth of their coffee sales. And was reduced by the judge.
Um, actually that woman was actually hurt quite severely by that coffee... Maccas set out to publicly humiliate and discredit her, so every time you mock...
Fellow Pandas, look up the case this joke references at your own risk, the pictures are heartbreaking and horrifying. The woman's name is Stella Lieback, and nobody needs their coffee so hot that it could do that to you. Even taking into account how much more fragile elderly skin can be, it's still a clear cut case of deeply unnecessarily hot coffee and she was right to sue.
She suffered 3rd degree burns over 16% of her body. The burns were to her inner thighs, buttocks, perineum, and genital and groin area. The burns WENT AS DEEP AS HER BONE. She was wearing sweatpants which were literally burned into her skin. She was in the hospital for a week and almost died. She sued only for medical costs. The jury took it upon themselves to award her the higher figure after hearing how there had been over 500 previously-reported injuries and McD was aware that their coffee was far hotter than most establishments (almost boiling point).
This again :-( People, please read what ACTUALLY happened with that case!
Thank you for clarifying for people. Yes, I watched a news documentary about this on Canadian tv. I'm sure the coffee company using these cups are totally ignorant of the real facts. The temperature on the machine was set too high. An easy fix. Mac Donald's would have been better to own up, fix the coffee machine, apologize profusely, pay the woman for her pain and suffering, instead they vilified this woman and did an expensive smear campaign. I never eat at MacDonalds.
Load More Replies...Because Canadians state the obvious. My mother is Canadian along with much of my family. She always stated the obvious. As in: " Obviously you don't have a fu**king clue!"
Canadians don't sue. Buyer beware. We test things and take responsibility. Take the lid off. Estimate the amount of steam. Judge the heat of the cup. Proceed with caution - WITH EVERY COFFEE - at home or restaurant.
Shouldn't the milky way be Bagged Milky way? Referencing to the bagged milk post..
WHY HAVENT THEY REFFERED TO NEW ZEALAND (#MYCOUNTRY) AS TINY CANADA???.
You are to the right down under Canada ;D (please don't get offended)
Load More Replies...OMG love the comment for Pluto. IT IS A PLANET. Astronomers are mean :-(
i would love if america would just stay home and shut up and canada made friends with the world and then could bring america along later like *yeah this is my little brother, hes cool guys just dont talk to him if he gets fussy*
Have you heard of our ongoing conflict with Denmark? Greenland is Danish territory. Frobisher is Canadian. Most islands are clearly off of one coast or the other, so it's clear to whom those belong. But there are a few little ones of which that is not so. Every few years, one country or the other needs to do something on one of those islands. So we send one soldier as military escort to an invading team of... usually scientists... hoist down the other country's flag, fold it respectfully according to that country's traditions and put it in a box for when they conquer the island back. We retrieve our own flag from that box and hoist it, thus annexing the disputed territory, and do whatever it was our mission was to accomplish. We then drink the beer left by the other country and leave our own - to show off some "our beer is better" patriotism - party a bit, and head home. That is how countries like Denmark and Canada wage war.
Am I the only one with a weird cartoon scene of Canada invading Russia with hockey sticks and maple syrup?
All goose species are d***s. The "goose" bit overrides the "Canada" bit.
Load More Replies...As A Canadian I Swear On My Maple Syrup That I Will Take Him Down With Bad Reviews And Billions Of Hate Comments.
Load More Replies...its revenge for when america tried to conquer canada in the early 1800's
We used to have that in my country but I haven't seen any in the past few years. I guess I'll always have it strongly associated with my grandmother who always had it in her fridge. :)
I had the same thought. Are you from Germany as well?
Load More Replies..."WHAT THE F**K IS BAGGED WATER" "WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?" BWAHahahahahah!!! This is one of the funniest threads I've read on here in a long time!!!
Not all Canadians buy bagged milk (as it does come in normal cartons and jugs). If you buy bagged milk, the bag gets placed in a plastic pitcher (which fits perfectly the bag) and the tip of the bag is cut so it can be poured. Sounds crazy I know but it’s pretty damn simple
Actually further to Melanie's comment, the little bags are a rectangle shape sealed all around. When you need more milk, you open the big bag, pull a smaller bag out, put one end of the rectangle in a plastic pitcher (that you buy special for your bags of milk), then you snip off the corner of the bag of milk. Now you're ready to pour the milk. bag-of-mil...c78fd7.jpg
Edmonton, Alberta here... I haven't seen bagged milk since the early 80's - not sure if this is an Eastern Canada thing or what.
I've never seen it in BC either. It really must just be east coast.
Load More Replies...We have containers made to hold the bag of milk in place. Easy peasy.
but... why not just put the milk in containers that hold the milk in place?
Load More Replies...we have bagged milk in South Africa as well. you place it in a jar and cut open the corners to pour milk
They dressed this way for several years. I believe the strike has finally ended recently.
Load More Replies...What if the Government realizes they look FABULOUS on them and decides to turn it into the official dress code????
Sadly, no government is that cool...not even Canada's.
Load More Replies...I love the pink pants with green boots! Hello of a way to shame government!
I visited Canada over the summer and there was this SUPER NICE police officer riding a horse to control traffic. He stopped just so me and a some other children could take a photo with his horse
I really appreciate the coordination in the first pic, very matchy matchy!
To "shame" the government they changed their outfits. Only Canada would strike this politely and fabulously!
Ah yeah i remember that and the prime minister was like ''stop looking like clown''
Ahhh yes. My habitat is filled with ponds, lakes, swamps and streams but, this is way more fun!
A pop up camper with a canoe on top. THIS IS CANADA. :) :) :) :) <3 <3 <3 <3
Last year 3 men stole $18 million worth of maple syrup. This is serious stuff here in Quebec. You can Google it to fact check.
No. Maple taffy is thicker than blood. Or the lowest grade of maple syrup may be thicker than blood, but by then it's been boiled down quite a bit. If you buy Grade A maple syrup, it's actually quite thin.
Though the full quote is ''The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb'' meaning the connections you make are stronger than the ones you're born into.
Close it actually has the literal meaning the blood (blood you shed on the battlefield with your comrades) is thicker than the water (water of the womb, meaning family). They sound similar, but have differences there.
Load More Replies...yep! strange to see that in WW2 canada stand up with Britain against Hitler and the USA didn't want to put their nose there
Canadians were bad a*s in WW2. A relatively small army, but captured Juno beach on D-Day and liberated the Netherlands.
Load More Replies...You must remember that during WWII Canada was still under the British Royal Crown. Canada wasn't fully released from Britain until 1982 with the Canada Act of 1982.
You do have an army my brother has been deployed to Afghanistan and many other places I wish he never went in my opinion we've got just as good of an army as anywhere else
Awesome. Driver then says," Here is a schedule of our route in case you need a lift."
you know in america if you’re in a car crash and you say sorry they use that against you in trial and you’re basically found guilty for saying sorry. i’m canadian so i could totally be wrong but my social teacher told me this and i was just taken aback cause that’s one of the stupidest things i’ve ever heard next to everything else happening in america so
I apologize if I'm at fault I guess the bus did it if anything my city has the worst drivers I've ever seen and the bus drivers are worse than the regular drivers
I assume it's just one Street in one city in Canada I've never seen this most of our bus stops don't even have benches not alone a shelter and bus fare is $3.25 and transfer times are down to the second. If your transfer expires in 2 minutes bus is supposed to be there and it's 5 late u pay a new fare even though its the drivers fault u suffer.
Load More Replies...that's not a bus stop at all. it's a seasonal installation in Montréal http://www.quartierdesspectacles.com/fr/activite/8811/21-balancoires
It's not a bus stop and it's only during the summer in Quartier des spectacles. But yes, it's pretty cool. (also, they make music) :)
After seeing all this I'll just spend the rest of the day googling how I can immigrate to canada
I know you Canadians don't want any of us Americans moving up there, but how the heck can we not after seeing this!!!!
These swings are installation art. They make music as you swing, and they light at night.
Fun fact : these are MUSICAL swings. As in : they play music to the tempo of your swings.
Fun fact : these swings are musical too. When a lot of people are swinging at the same time, they can actually play melodies together.
This isn't a bus stop, but an art project across from the bus stop. The best part is as you swing, you play musical notes and they coordinate with how fast you swing--oh, and they light up at night.
Well - It prompted me a Google search - Here are the results: French is the mother tongue of about 7.2 million Canadians (20.6% of the Canadian population, second to English at 56%) according to Census Canada 2016. Most native speakers of the French language in Canada live in Quebec, where French is the majority official language.
There is a fairly large French-speaking population in Manitoba as well.
Load More Replies...Only in Canada, the mailman should have given the package to the bear !!
It happens. I once remember my mother scaring off a UPS driver while answering the door with a boning knife and blood running down her arms. We were cutting up a deer my dad got.
How did they get the card to the door, past the bear, but not the parcel?
The problem with America, as I see it, is that we as Americans think we are free, when the actuality is that the wealthy and powerful do everything they can to keep the masses, under-educated and dependent upon a crooked media to tell us what to think. As long as we continue destroying our educational system and making higher education too pricey for the masses the government and media can keep telling us what to think and do and we'll happily follow the butcher straight into the slaughter house, pretending we do not hear the screams and smell the blood.
Load More Replies...50 years of socialized medicine. Still not Commies. Sorry, Ronald Reagan.
as an american i can confirm that we need help canada please save us
Well, we have to either pay tax penalties or high premiums, so either way, we all pay. The issue is much more complicated than that.
Well, there can be very long waits for desperately needed surgeries and specialist appts. Alot of suffering happens while they wait. We are by far not nearly as good as we could be in the medicine dept
"Doing perfect with both of those things"?!?!?!?!?!!?! Are you s******g me? Our healthcare system has been so badly in the red for decades, and people are literally dying on waiting lists because nobody will dare touch the subject. Universal health care is a good idea, but Canada could not run it more poorly. It's a disgrace. Same sex marriage on the other hand is just the stroke of the pen so yeah, it's an easy fix and it harms absolutely nothing.
For anyone who doesn't believe me about our health care system, it ranks THIRD LAST on this list of developed countries. https://tinyurl.com/y9344gnc
Load More Replies...The premier of Ontario is a lesbian I don't think they thought this through
F****n idiots, so 2 people who love each other want to show that commitment by getting married and people have a problem with that....f****n idiots. If you are that bothered don't think about it, how is that people who are so against it seem to be the ones thinking about it the most? If a man wants to share his bed with another man or a woman with another woman who the f**k is anyone to say they can't?.
just let them be surprised. let them figure it out and then scream as the world slowly converts so there are no more anti-gay countries left in north america. they will have no place to go as the world becomes safe for gays, and the homophobes will have to live in the ocean
Here's how they'll find out. They will move here, our border guards will greet them and let them in. They will register their kids in fairly high quality freely-available public school and their kids will come home excitedly announcing "Mommy! Daddy! Guess what the school play we just had was about..."
Hhah love it, the moose goes off to find some female company i assume, one he has blown his beans then he returns....such a good boy.
Haha love it, the moose goes off to find some female company i assume, once he has blown his beans then he returns....such a good boy.
Load More Replies...i am jealous.... usa would arrest you for keeping a wild animal.
Nowhere is it said that it only gets a two-week vacation. The moose goes away for A FEW weeks.
Load More Replies...This picture is actually a fake: https://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/workmoose.asp
Yeahh but they pretty chill after we get them out of the sky
Load More Replies...If you want to know, the bear got hit by a car and propelled through another car. apparently, that's happened before.... *sigh* those crazy Canadians, I'm not even surprised by their s**t anymore
Bearnado! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You mean you've already made a movie of a flying bear and you're making another one !!
I have to admin, a few days at -40c and -10c does feel like t-shirt weather.
this is the only thing stopping me from moving to canada. i was born for the heat
It really is like that. It's funny to see new immigrants at -10 dressed like people on the -40 pic, and we're hardly dressed.
This is not true i will not go out if its under 10- its like a blizzard
kay just to say this, it can get to california heat in canada. i live in alberta and summers are always averaged at above 20 degrees celsius, and often going to 25 degrees and even 30. for americans, that’s 68-86 degrees fahrenheit, although usually it’s not much higher than 76 degrees F here in summer (for alberta) BC gets to like 86 more
Init just. This needs to catch on in other countries.
Load More Replies...This is true. I got pulled over once in New Brinswick by a cop who wanted to thank me for always using my turn signals and coming to a complete stop at several stop signs. He gave me a small bag full of useful car stuff.
That's awesome! I like the idea of positive reinforcement for ex-criminals who are turning their lives around. That must really help to keep recidivism rates down.
True. I've been pulled over for good driving and given coupons, an ice-scraper, key fobs, etc.
This is silly. These RCMP are wearing dress uniforms - used only for formal occasions. Obviously, this is a PR photo. But a cute sentiment, of course.
Thank god they don't do this in the US, no one wants to see Trump topless... not even Melania!
This photo just exemplifies the arrogance of Canada's "snowboarding/supply teaching" Prime Minister. He is a shallow man. He will accomplish nothing.
He doesn't have to accomplish anything. He just has to be, and the media will idolize him.
Load More Replies...Thank god chump trump doesn't do this,there would be an epidemic of people getting sick..its bad enough seeing his face let alone with his shirt off..yuck
So funny!! I did that inside my daughters school books! She even has a mirror in her locker that translates " you are beautiful, you are strong, you can do it!"
i remember doing this in middle school lol I wrote: You don't need to cheat bc ur too smart and surprisingly I aced the test-
Nothing wrong; they are combining sports activities. Then they all strip down and swim back to shore.
we have canoe races in the snow in winter at some events and then we run after we get out to move these sand bags to a podium and then we use a saw to cut logs and then we throw axes at targets and whoever finishes first wins. you’re in teams though so there’s different people at each station who start after the previous team is done and comes over to high five you
during the Québec Carnaval we have a canoe race on the St-Laurence river (on ice AND water) Capture-5a...c9e410.jpg
The canadian stereotype here is not the moose walking into the store. The stereotype is, instead being shot to death, the moose got a free snack.
Wow. Just wow.i want to be in the world that offers the free snack first, instead of automatically thinking that shooting and killing is the way to go.
Load More Replies...American's are gaving a fit over the Starbuck's holiday cups MAYBE hinting to same sex hand holding so.....
That's not "Americans" that's the really crazy conservative Christians who think anything that's not explicitly full of JEEZUS is horrible.
Load More Replies...Does America not have anti rape ads? Do you have anti domestic abuse ones at least?
I've honestly never seen such a clear gender equal anti-rape campaign before! This works for so many reasons, if my sexually abusive ex situation happened in Canada I would have actually felt like there was a point to reporting him. (FYI I'm Australian, where prison sentences for rapists, if convicted, are rarely given and if given the sentences are low and/or suspended.)
To all the "Hobbits are from NZ" posts, I would just like to say "Ron Swanson is not Canadian!"
Well, in this case he would be Australian - but otherwise, yes, they are missing the point. It is a picture of a guy wrapped up in cold-weather clothes but in a building and two guys suffering in the heat. THE CHARACTERS ARE NOT IMPORTANT.
Load More Replies...Canadians would win! Not all of Canada is cold, there is the West coast. Even in the cold parts of Canada, summers ate hot and humid. Just sayin'. 😊
How would y’all go in the northern part of Australia, with 40-50 degrees and humidity. I really want to see this.
Load More Replies...As a Canadian who doesn't even like to go to the south of North America because it's too hot (though I give Mexico a pass for the culture), I can't even imagine living in Australia.
It is currently 40 degrees Celsius where i live and going outside is like stepping into the firey depths of hell
Load More Replies...I'll do a swap with someone from Canada, I'm heat sensitive...it's too bloody hot in Australia! Is seeking asylum from climate a thing?
I could walk home from school in a blizzard, but a sand "storm" in Nevada terrified me.
Wouldn't ever see this at a football match, do Canadians also call it 'soccer'?
And we'll even sing the American national anthem when the singer's mike cuts out at a game in Canada. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhBrp5TH8kU We got your back.
EVERY SPRING????? WE DON'T EVEN GET RAIN IN THE WINTERS HERE
Load More Replies...Yup, when the snow starts melting (end of March), we Canadians go to a sugar shack. There, you get served pea soup, super fluffy and thick omelettes, ham, beans, lots of crunchy bacon (called Christ ears), all covered in maple syrup, then for dessert, you get sugar pie and hot maple syrup poured on snow. You make a lollypop of it. Delicious!!!
Cabane a sucre in French ... Sugar shack in English. Best thing about Spring.
Load More Replies...WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dang it, my ancestors didnt go north enough.
If you are a good person and die, you go to heaven. If you die in Vancouver, you have no place to go o.O
I love Google autocomplete I was going to type in are wild cucumbers edible and all I typed in was the words arw wild and auto complete puts in are wild rabbits dangerous... Have you seen a wild rabbit of course they're dangerous those beady little eyes those oversized years terrible animal run away before you get hurt. (Im kidding)
Well that's just cause it's so cold up there, remember you're not dead till you're warm and dead.
thanks, parmeisan! i actually never heard of that site but now i like it
Load More Replies...You just respawn with the nurses giving you maple syrup and poutine and wish you a happy day
yeah. because it's dangerous for chocking yourself! and guns are not (irony)
Load More Replies...In Canada, children are kind, but in Germany, children are kinder.
bro i just imagined like a little kinder egg, and people illegally selling them in america LOL you americans are so weird lol
most things that happen in america don’t happen anywhere else XD
Load More Replies...As far as America is concerned they think they are the whole world anyways and every other country is just an extension of Their Own
Please don't lump all Americans in the same category. There are some of us that do not think that way.
Load More Replies...America being one of the only countries i believe to use Fahrenheit when the rest of the rest of the world uses Celsius, i know it is the scientific standard but still.
The USA does so many things a*s backwards. Mispronounces the last letter in the Roman alphabet. Refuses to use the metric system. See #39 below.
Samesies in South Africa. Zed is how we say it. Canada knows what's up.
Risky? You must be from America. Because they are afraid of everything.
Load More Replies...We Canadians are used to this. Also, the hair in your nose freezes, as well!
When it’s nose hair it’s hilarious & crunchy & yes, your hair can potentially break off, but you just let it thaw & it’s fine!
Haha the dog is thinking "why is everyone looking at me? and why must i wear this dam hat again?".
The other funny thing is that this is happening in front of Parliament (the Canadian equivalent of the US Capitol where security is pretty darn tight).
I actually googled to check if it was a legit news and it freakin' was...
I had to do the same thing and I live here lol! https://globalnews.ca/news/1589998/how-did-18-million-dollars-worth-of-maple-syrup-go-missing-from-a-warehouse-in-quebec/
Load More Replies...Maple syrup reserve, is just another WMD. They want to lure all the soldiers of invading army!
Their weapons do not stand a chance against maple syrup
Load More Replies...The criminal element in Canada is strange. The great maple syrup heist, blueberries, lettuce and two different cheese heists. Crime in Canada is making breakfast. https://hamiltonpolice.on.ca/community/news/2017/04/police-asking-public-romaine-calm-after-45000-lettuce-theft http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/stolen-blueberries-1.3972543 https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017/02/24/thieves-make-off-with-large-quantity-of-cheese-from-shop-east-of-london-ont.html
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/31/millions-of-dollars-in-maple-syrup-stolen/comment-page-3/ for those who are interested reading about it
We wouldn't want that much syrup. We have our own. Comes mostly from Vermont. It's delicious and I don't think Ive ever even had Canadian syrup.!
I have a hard time telling the difference but on the back of our quarters everyone thinks it's a moose when it's a caribou
You can tell because it's got a skinnier face and antlers.
Load More Replies...Aaaand once again the Supernatural fandom invades a totally unrelated tumblr post. Laughing so hard right now
And as colorful as the pride flag too! No mistaking a 100$ for a 10$ in a dimmed restaurant too
I'm guessing you're American, because the U.S. is the only place I can think of that doesn't have coloured money. It looks like a real pain in the a*s.
Load More Replies...well us Aussies have been playing with plastic money for years..and you have to love our colours, $100 - green, $50 - yellow, $20 - orange, $10 - blue & $5's are a musk pink..no mistaking bills there..
I could not imagine what it's like to have money like Americans do. Like all paper and only green. Like what?? How do those bank notes even survive?? And how can you tell the difference between a $100 note and a $5 note? I mean if you don't pay attention to the number on the paper properly you could buy a $1 bouncy ball for $100! Like hoooowww do you survive?!
We have recently had our £5 and £10 notes replaced with these type, they are like horrible monopoly money but at least they can now go through the washing machine and come out in 1 piece at the end, (harder to roll up into a snorter though).
The money is not scratch-and-sniff, but sometimes the bills smell sweet (probably depends on how new they are), which is probably where the myth got started.
I believe that was a joke about it being maple scented.
Load More Replies...Australian money is also waterproof, it's the plastic coating used to make it.
Let's just agree to say he has a different approach. Not sayin I agree with it though.
Load More Replies...Do you go first or you go first thing is actually true it irritates me what a car approaches a four-way stop first and The Pedestrian waves them on don't just have your car sit there and say no you can go ahead I will turn around and start playing with my cell phone my God that's so annoying
Ah this. Relatable content, PsychoPrincess. Like... "Dude, I'm meandering here. I'm not going to break hustle and 'knees to chest' across the road while you wait. Just go, eh!"
Load More Replies...It's not that much of a a standoff. Most public buildings are built with two sets of doors, an inner and outer, to help with temperature control during the winter. If someone gets the first door for me, I just make sure to get the second.
Read it in Ozzy review voice over and just keep on going.. fckeena fckeena .. noi .. fckeena fckeena.. noi.. hilarious!
I thought that canada and perfection where synonyms....so why is the same thing listed twice?
This one makes no sense! It's just a blank post, how is that Canadian?
I read it in Ron Perlman's voice (he did the intro narrations for the Fallout games, I don't just always have Perlman on the brain).
Load More Replies...Is it weird that I now REALLY want to read the rest this Dystopian Fanasy??
The secret origin story of the Just For Laughs Festival and also the entire province of Newfoundland and Labrador...
If their president is a moose, and rein deer are related to moose, that means santa kinda own canada...
Load More Replies...i love this because Alaska is a American state and Toronto is spelled wrong ( i almost put province instead of state oops )
Shows how ignorant you Americans are. Seriously, do you guys learn ANYTHING in school, especially now with Betsy De Vos as Secretary of Education? Man, I heard she gives vouchers for schools where scientology doctrines are taught as facts!
i was hoping to see a comment for you. :P you comment on almost every thing on bored panda
Load More Replies...No, the U.S. attacked Cuba and Cuba asked Russia for help to protect themselves.
I am this guy, i live in camo shorts all year round, i hate wearing long trousers or jeans. It was freezing here a couple of days ago and i still rocked my shorts. Like the other comment states as long as you got your middle and head wrapped up its no problem.
Halloween print leggings year round. It drives my mother around the twist! Of course for me that's a bonus amusement factor...
Load More Replies...Shorts. In snow. I lived in Germany from age 7-9 and I NEVER wore shorts in snow. Canadians have a ridiculously high base stat of “cold resistance”.
I'm not even Canadian, and I wear shorts in winter too - but just to rebel against winter...
Last year I saw a group of Canadian students wearing summer clothes while I was wearing scarf and gloves among other things. Greek winter must be like canadian summer. I was shook.
Welcome to canada. One day it's rlly nice, the next u can see ur breath cuz it's just that cold
Load More Replies...As a Brit we don't get the extreme temperatures you guys get but we experience completely different weather and temps on a day to day basis..................don't know if it will be a t-shirt, hoodie or coat day......f****n weather but we love talking about it and moaning about it, its in our dna.
Or maybe it’s New England. Pretty close to Canada, actually. (Not literally.) I mean, in Massachusetts, unauthorised fireworks are illegal. I don’t know where I was going with this. Sorry.
all weather is very extreme and unpredictable in canada. in 2019, winter was -20 until december, and then in january there was a week of -30/-40, and then in spring it was very warm for spring, but it didn’t last long. and then it was on and off rainy from may until now, and now it’s like +25
Just like North Texas 93 one day 28 and two inches of snow the next! Lots of fun!
Hey that is just like Ohio weather. Though it happens in a few minutes sometimes lol
In Canada, even the regulatory signs are polite and apologetic.
Robin Sparkles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY_bhVSGKEg
Load More Replies...Like, who calls a donut hole a Munchkin? WEIRD. Timbits all the way!
Load More Replies...OMG. I want a Creamy Maple Chill right now, and I don't even know what it is.
That's actually kind of amazing! They adapted to the cold over time! ':D
No. The cold eventually gave up and adapted itself to them.
Load More Replies...That is an awesome summer, summer in Australia is 30+ and goes on forever! I wanna move to Canada now.
Probably warmer behind the fence barrier, plus lounge chairs!
Load More Replies...Wish it was only a kind Canadian joke, but this is the sad truth. Thousands are killed in action, over a million people lost their homes because russians have no respect to other countrie's borders and sovereignity. Anyway, thanks Canada for trying, you are really good and true friend of my country.
Anna, I'm sorry for the ignorance of my countrymen. I will pray for your people and your family.
NZ as well. We’re a fairly friendly country. Our country is basically do whatever you want and still get a hug from strangers
Yes New Zealand! I love NZ you can come to the shelter too friends.
Load More Replies...Tom Hiddleston is an absolute ballbag, everyone here thinks hes an annoying twat, not as much as Bono though.
I don't see the problem here, a knife is just a tool. I work in a warehouse, if I lost my knife on the way to work, my day would suck!
Plus they're good for emergencies because you can cut stuff into bandages or free someone tangled/caught in a seatbelt after a crash and of course open stuff.
Load More Replies...Why did 77 million people watch Doctor Who on Dec 5, 2017? I seriously had to check to see if I missed something!
I COULD BE ONE OF THOSE 77 MILLION PEOPLE I HAVE A PROBLEM I'M OBSESSED
I have something similar to this. Canada is the best. Sorry non-Canadians.
Load More Replies...Have you tried the ice hotel in Québec City? You can actually sleep in one of their rooms.
I've never had the lid stick because I get all the syrup off the bottle with a finger before closing the lid. No wasting maple syrup.
Why can't people just clean the top first before putting the lid back on? =__=
If he, like me, is a guy then yeah that won't happen, i use sauces and stuff too much to be cleaning the lid everytime, i would start doing it for like one day then revert back to just closing it up and storing it again, far too much hassle.
Load More Replies...Why do people fail to grasp the concept that Canada's ultimate Head of State is the British Queen? Thus they have a Prime Minister and no president.
It always made us frustrated when we had these amazing Halloween costumes, and then had to hide them under a big snowsuit / coat. Like, what's the point? Though the worst Halloween was when we had to climb through snow drifts at the end of driveways to go trick or treating...
Yeah, I did this and it starts off kind of cold and then starts burning, and you have to go home to take it off and go back out again sweaty and now cold again.
New business opportunity, making "Bespook" halloween costumes to fit over the snow suits
That's an issue in a large portion of the NE U.S. as well. Such a pain!
We just used to turn the snow suits into clown costumes, it was easy
I never did. It might have been cold but running from house to house (I was not in suburbs) warned us up.
This is why my mother had me go as Little Red Riding Hood for years -- cape fits over snowsuit easily!
Canadian Thanksgiving is a month-plus ahead of the US one. Why not move your Halloween to mid-September?
Need to factor in all the space in canada not populated by humans though
Load More Replies...The illegal trade in Kinder Suprise must really be booming in the US.
i for a second thought it was maple syrup.....
Load More Replies...HAHAHAHAHAH WHat the hell is Canada Music? Beiber 24 hrs a day????
We have Canadian content requirements on the radio so we don't just get flooded with American music. So Drake, Justin Beiber, Celine Dion, Neil Young, Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morissette, Shania Twain, Leonard Cohen, Michael Bublé, Arcade Fire, etc. (these are just the people/groups I can think of that are decently/semi well known in the States, but any Canadian artist, group or even a song featuring a Canadian artist) meet this.
Load More Replies...Does that get you Neil Young, Celine Dion, or that one jerk Canadian Justin Bieber??
Is that anything like "America" ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjgCqbPGq2A
Canadians talk like Americans with British English and French thrown in for good measure. It keeps the rest of us confused. (I was married to an American-Canadian for 40 years) His family is quite uniquely interesting.
It's not "British English". It is English...period.
Load More Replies...At a wedding in Ottawa in 2016, I wound up being the unofficial translator between the groom's side (American) and bride's side (Canadian), who were having trouble communicating even though we all were supposedly speaking English. I was asked how I knew so much Canadian, and I said, "As a little kid, I lived near Buffalo. That's 'almost Canada'." (Terrific wedding, and I loved Ottawa!)
North Pole, Alaska I presume, not the actual North Pole. Still much further north than Toronto though
No, the actual North Pole. It’s on our turf. Santa’s postal code is H0H 0H0 and he writes back a personal letter if you put your return address on the envelope.
Load More Replies...Oh man. I remember that from elementary school. Everyone in the class just watched in utter confusion. Like, we know tu es un ananas, mais pourquoi!?
i'm so happy i never saw that!!! but many french-canadian of my age can remember of 'A plein temps' a drama about puppet and real people... scary as hell. Capture-5a...97076a.jpg
Telefrancais! Our (French Immersion) school had only two or three episodes, so we watched the same ones every. single. year .
My old French teacher used to love saying the french for banana and pineapple together: 'banane-ananas'
i stubbed my toe on the coffee table, cussed, then apologized to an empty house for cussing.
I never apologize for cussing. I do say excuse me to the dog when I burp, and we're the only two in the house!
Load More Replies...I once bumped into a bin at school and apologised before realising it was a bin lol.
ya real canadians know what happens when you drink sap from a real maple tree hence why we boil it into syrup! We don't have time to s**t all day! LOL
What they also don't tell you is maple water is a diuretic and causes diarrhoea. So drink it, near a bathroom
In the 1800s, some people would bottle the sap of the sugar maple in early spring (before it turns bitter) and sell it as a tonic. Apparently there are minerals and vitamins in the sap that would give the pioneers a real boost -- towards the end of winter when they had limited food left.
I believe it's because when sap is taken from the tree, it is very thin and watery. They thicken it to syrup by boiling out most of the water.
Load More Replies...The clock vapes. Just like this. Don't overthink this, it's just a clock that vapes.
Load More Replies...Beware! Vaping clocks are just as habit-forming as regular timepieces.
Bieber is not french-canadian. thank god. at least it's something the rest of canada wont blame on us
I remember that guy from 'Whose Line Is It Anyway', he was a funny dude, Colin something.
I just read the Farmers Almanac and it says Canadian summer will fall on a weekend this year. WooHoo!!!
That's a commercial making fun of a Kids in the Hall bit, that made fun of a story Bruce McCullogh heard at a party. Standing in his socks, next to a keg of beer, from a cop, who was also in his socks cause it was his mom's house.
He's referring to the fact of them not getting stolen or moved by rude people, not about the construction work not getting done.
Load More Replies...Americans may not bag milk because they don't know how to use it.
Apparently it would be considered 'suspicious'... milk bombs? That's how low the US has sunk?
Load More Replies...Some help for American's.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvV2Db3fGg
This is why you don't bag milk, or drinks, or basically just any liquid
Nooooooo! Don’t cut the bag too wide!!! Funny story, I was watching my brother cut the bag one day, (my parents were away in Europe for two weeks, so by the time they got back I had forgotten about it, btw I was in university and my brother was in high school) and he cut the bag and instead of walking two steps to the garbage under the sink, he shoved the plastic triangle in between the stove and the kitchen cabinets. I was like “why don’t you just walk two steps and throw it out?” He said “I just don’t.” Then I said “what do you mean, you just don’t? Like this isn’t the first time you’ve done it?” “No” A few years later my mom buys a new stove, and the pull out the old one, with all these little plastic triangles stuck to the side! I was like “Shawn did it! It wasn’t me! I SAW HIM DO IT (but then I forgot)”
poutine. french fries with cheese curd and gravy on top Capture-5a...0a0f88.jpg
it MUST be cheese curd. shredded cheese it's not the same thing
Load More Replies...Canadians: Accomplished at winter. 2007737-5a...08d78a.gif
this reminds me of my friend who did a video for school on avoiding injury
If you've ever wondered why Canadians are frequently the subject of playful jabs and jokes, it's suggested that their uniquely friendly nature and iconic symbols like maple syrup contribute to this phenomenon.
For a more in-depth exploration into what makes humor about Canada so enduringly popular, you can check out this hilarious collection of funny Canadian jokes.
Caitlyn and Melody lol you realize that the economy is still Obama's right? Also, Trump probably figured he had to give something back to veterans being he dodged the draft how many times. How many women are we up to now who have accused him of rape and assault? How much is he spending on the military? How much is he spending on his stupid f*****g wall that is literally pointless? How many countries consider us a joke? How many world leaders has he offended or pissed off in his FIRST year? How many people still side with him?
Load More Replies...Lol I love my country :) I love coming from a place that everyone thinks is nice haha. Also our stereotypes our hilarious XD
Lol I don't watch it, but fun fact, my dad went to school with a couple of them!! #NovaScotia
Load More Replies...Please, Canada - if we promise to be polite, can't we come there? Not all Americans are like tRump!
as Katherine Ryan said "Trump has made refugees of his own people by hating refugees!"
Load More Replies...Caitlyn and Melody lol you realize that the economy is still Obama's right? Also, Trump probably figured he had to give something back to veterans being he dodged the draft how many times. How many women are we up to now who have accused him of rape and assault? How much is he spending on the military? How much is he spending on his stupid f*****g wall that is literally pointless? How many countries consider us a joke? How many world leaders has he offended or pissed off in his FIRST year? How many people still side with him?
Load More Replies...Lol I love my country :) I love coming from a place that everyone thinks is nice haha. Also our stereotypes our hilarious XD
Lol I don't watch it, but fun fact, my dad went to school with a couple of them!! #NovaScotia
Load More Replies...Please, Canada - if we promise to be polite, can't we come there? Not all Americans are like tRump!
as Katherine Ryan said "Trump has made refugees of his own people by hating refugees!"
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