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Canadians often find themselves bombarded by praise on the Internet, especially when compared to their neighbors down south. It turns out, however, that Canada is just as fun to make some of the best jokes about as literally every other country on Earth.

Maybe it's the unique ways the Canadian people survive and thrive during apocalyptic weather conditions. Maybe it's their fiendish dependence on maple syrup. Perhaps it's the fact that they're just too damn nice for their own good. Whatever it is, Canadian culture and its people sometimes become the easiest targets online. Though we don't think they'll ever get roasted as bad as Americans, we've compiled some awesome Canada jokes that'll give you a nice friendly chuckle at the Great White North's expense.

Scroll down to see them all and vote for the Canada memes that made you say, "Hey bud, that's funny, eh?"

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GlassOfWater
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My geography teacher once said that Australia is trying to be like Canada whilst ending up more and more like America...

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Christina Woodruff
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really wish we could stop making fun of this. Yes, it's ridiculous to see it on every cup forevermore. But there was a serious lawsuit with legitimate claims behind it. That coffee that McDonald's served her was so hot it actually melted the cup it was in. She was parked when she was opening the lid to add her cream/sugar. She only asked for her medical bills, (20k) and they only offered her $800. They had had multiple warnings and settlements about the temperature they were serving the coffee at. And the punitive damages awarded were two days worth of their coffee sales. And was reduced by the judge.

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Kristel Bijnen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shouldn't the milky way be Bagged Milky way? Referencing to the bagged milk post..

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would love if america would just stay home and shut up and canada made friends with the world and then could bring america along later like *yeah this is my little brother, hes cool guys just dont talk to him if he gets fussy*

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Pamela24
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to have that in my country but I haven't seen any in the past few years. I guess I'll always have it strongly associated with my grandmother who always had it in her fridge. :)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yep! strange to see that in WW2 canada stand up with Britain against Hitler and the USA didn't want to put their nose there

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well - It prompted me a Google search - Here are the results: French is the mother tongue of about 7.2 million Canadians (20.6% of the Canadian population, second to English at 56%) according to Census Canada 2016. Most native speakers of the French language in Canada live in Quebec, where French is the majority official language.

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mbergen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to admin, a few days at -40c and -10c does feel like t-shirt weather.

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Natalia Brown
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank god they don't do this in the US, no one wants to see Trump topless... not even Melania!

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Kathy Lecours
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So funny!! I did that inside my daughters school books! She even has a mirror in her locker that translates " you are beautiful, you are strong, you can do it!"

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Ehren Thomsen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The canadian stereotype here is not the moose walking into the store. The stereotype is, instead being shot to death, the moose got a free snack.

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Kathy Lecours
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American's are gaving a fit over the Starbuck's holiday cups MAYBE hinting to same sex hand holding so.....

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To all the "Hobbits are from NZ" posts, I would just like to say "Ron Swanson is not Canadian!"

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually googled to check if it was a legit news and it freakin' was...

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you go first or you go first thing is actually true it irritates me what a car approaches a four-way stop first and The Pedestrian waves them on don't just have your car sit there and say no you can go ahead I will turn around and start playing with my cell phone my God that's so annoying

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only crime is stealing maple syrup, as seen on one of the other posts.

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Anna Datsyuk
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish it was only a kind Canadian joke, but this is the sad truth. Thousands are killed in action, over a million people lost their homes because russians have no respect to other countrie's borders and sovereignity. Anyway, thanks Canada for trying, you are really good and true friend of my country.

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Nitesh
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The monkey later issued an apology in a leading newspaper.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NZ as well. We’re a fairly friendly country. Our country is basically do whatever you want and still get a hug from strangers

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Nick Shaw
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see the problem here, a knife is just a tool. I work in a warehouse, if I lost my knife on the way to work, my day would suck!

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Amanda Harker
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people fail to grasp the concept that Canada's ultimate Head of State is the British Queen? Thus they have a Prime Minister and no president.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was always a huge pain when getting the kids ready to go out trick or treating!

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Kris Ruddy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadians talk like Americans with British English and French thrown in for good measure. It keeps the rest of us confused. (I was married to an American-Canadian for 40 years) His family is quite uniquely interesting.

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bieber is not french-canadian. thank god. at least it's something the rest of canada wont blame on us

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M O'Connell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry sir, we'll get you home so you can put the snow tires on.

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Andrea Schaf
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read that as "Duck U2" and guessed is was a kid-friendly insult.

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