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Canadians often find themselves bombarded by praise on the Internet, especially when compared to their neighbors down south. It turns out, however, that Canada is just as fun to make some of the best jokes about as literally every other country on Earth.

Maybe it's the unique ways the Canadian people survive and thrive during apocalyptic weather conditions. Maybe it's their fiendish dependence on maple syrup. Perhaps it's the fact that they're just too damn nice for their own good. Whatever it is, Canadian culture and its people sometimes become the easiest targets online. Though we don't think they'll ever get roasted as bad as Americans, we've compiled some awesome Canada jokes that'll give you a nice friendly chuckle at the Great White North's expense.

Scroll down to see them all and vote for the Canada memes that made you say, "Hey bud, that's funny, eh?"

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repeating myself: The World needs more Canadians.

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    Cyndi H
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never wanted to be Canadian more...

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    GlassOfWater
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My geography teacher once said that Australia is trying to be like Canada whilst ending up more and more like America...

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    Christina Woodruff
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish we could stop making fun of this. Yes, it's ridiculous to see it on every cup forevermore. But there was a serious lawsuit with legitimate claims behind it. That coffee that McDonald's served her was so hot it actually melted the cup it was in. She was parked when she was opening the lid to add her cream/sugar. She only asked for her medical bills, (20k) and they only offered her $800. They had had multiple warnings and settlements about the temperature they were serving the coffee at. And the punitive damages awarded were two days worth of their coffee sales. And was reduced by the judge.

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    Kristel Bijnen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't the milky way be Bagged Milky way? Referencing to the bagged milk post..

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    BREAK YOUr perceptions
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would love if america would just stay home and shut up and canada made friends with the world and then could bring america along later like *yeah this is my little brother, hes cool guys just dont talk to him if he gets fussy*

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    Pamela24
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have that in my country but I haven't seen any in the past few years. I guess I'll always have it strongly associated with my grandmother who always had it in her fridge. :)

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    Pamela24
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hoped they dress this way on a regular basis. :(

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep! strange to see that in WW2 canada stand up with Britain against Hitler and the USA didn't want to put their nose there

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    SJ_Panda_love
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well - It prompted me a Google search - Here are the results: French is the mother tongue of about 7.2 million Canadians (20.6% of the Canadian population, second to English at 56%) according to Census Canada 2016. Most native speakers of the French language in Canada live in Quebec, where French is the majority official language.

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    UniversalMel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup America sucks... Thisis rare because I an American

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    mbergen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admin, a few days at -40c and -10c does feel like t-shirt weather.

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    Natalia Brown
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god they don't do this in the US, no one wants to see Trump topless... not even Melania!

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    Kathy Lecours
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny!! I did that inside my daughters school books! She even has a mirror in her locker that translates " you are beautiful, you are strong, you can do it!"

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    Ehren Thomsen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The canadian stereotype here is not the moose walking into the store. The stereotype is, instead being shot to death, the moose got a free snack.

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    Kathy Lecours
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American's are gaving a fit over the Starbuck's holiday cups MAYBE hinting to same sex hand holding so.....

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    Aahzmandus Pervect
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the "Hobbits are from NZ" posts, I would just like to say "Ron Swanson is not Canadian!"

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    PsychoPrincess
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmm maple taffy do this every spring sooooo gooooood!!!!

    Ibaad Rehman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERY SPRING????? WE DON'T EVEN GET RAIN IN THE WINTERS HERE

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    Full Name
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In boy scouts this is definitely a thing, and at winter festivals. And in my backyard in about 15 minutes.

    Michèle Gyselinck
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the syrup is cooked to get to that stage.

    Nina Khmielnitzky
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, when the snow starts melting (end of March), we Canadians go to a sugar shack. There, you get served pea soup, super fluffy and thick omelettes, ham, beans, lots of crunchy bacon (called Christ ears), all covered in maple syrup, then for dessert, you get sugar pie and hot maple syrup poured on snow. You make a lollypop of it. Delicious!!!

    Canadian Guy, eh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cabane a sucre in French ... Sugar shack in English. Best thing about Spring.

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    팥빙수 (patpingsu) idea! ♥

    Erin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to do that! But we don't really get much snow here and when we do it's all slushy and has dirt and stuff.

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dang it, my ancestors didnt go north enough.

    Justi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to try it! i could live in canada - nice people, not too hot climate, conifers, maple syrup...

    Nicola Cawley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw this on tv in the UK when I was at primary school age and thought I'd dreamt it for years! Wow it's real. Amy room Canada as the UK is getting full...

    Kathy Lecours
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on over! But it's specific to eastern Canada though, choose wisely!

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    xanbex
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is called..the police taking a Canadian urine sample

    Candice Standing
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of this before...and I am Canadian. Lived here my whole life! You must be from the east coast

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow....I am Canadian and I have never heard, seen or done this

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in Wisconsin (USA) we had snow up to our eyeballs every winter too so we did s**t like this too. We did not find it weird at all. God gives you a ton of snow? Make your own snow cones!

    ShneeksDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best treat ever! I love when they have the maple huts at fairs and so this

    Meghan Kennedy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am gonna have to try this this winter.. I usually just eat the snow but maple snow sounds good.

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boil the maple syrup first--you can find instructions on the internet

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    Cayman Hopkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its real i do this all the time lol

    Erica Lemieux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair they skiped a step you have to boil it for a bit first

    b l a n c
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg you guys haven’t had this?! it’s so god! we get it at the flying canoe festival (it’s an old french legend told in french class) and at different winter light up events. if you haven’t had this you are frickin missing out man, it’s hella good

    Klay Thoring
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid when it snowed we would break from snowball fights to have snow with maple syrup on it…mmmm 🍁

    Marie-Eve Michaud
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat it until you can't feel your mouth! So good!

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this when I lived in Quebec on an exchange program!

    Alex (TheSarcasticSister)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it sounds weird, but oh boy these things are delcious!

    Candice Standing
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of this before and I have lived in Canada my whole life! Didn't your mother ever tell you not to eat the yellow snow...lol

    Kathy Lecours
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eastern Ontario and Quebec only have the maple trees needed. Come visit in march!

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    未周 陸
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Natural Healthy Economic Sweet Treat from an Environment with NO Pollution?! Go for it, Canada!

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    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be Yonge Street.

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually googled to check if it was a legit news and it freakin' was...

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    SJ_Panda_love
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's - Terrified for my life Smile right there!

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    PsychoPrincess
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you go first or you go first thing is actually true it irritates me what a car approaches a four-way stop first and The Pedestrian waves them on don't just have your car sit there and say no you can go ahead I will turn around and start playing with my cell phone my God that's so annoying

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    CatShatBrix
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now DON’T get started with ‘Canada is my city’!

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    Pamela24
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing as "posts from unwanted Canadians". Come on.

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    SJ_Panda_love
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got it right, the one with Strongest Antlers!

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love the mounties uniform. they looks so great!

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like Marshall in How I Met Your Mother

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    Mikleo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only crime is stealing maple syrup, as seen on one of the other posts.

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    Beaver-Moose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Timmies beats starbucks and dunkin donuts any day

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    Jessica Stohr
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually kind of amazing! They adapted to the cold over time! ':D

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    Anna Datsyuk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish it was only a kind Canadian joke, but this is the sad truth. Thousands are killed in action, over a million people lost their homes because russians have no respect to other countrie's borders and sovereignity. Anyway, thanks Canada for trying, you are really good and true friend of my country.

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    Nitesh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The monkey later issued an apology in a leading newspaper.

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    Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz)
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NZ as well. We’re a fairly friendly country. Our country is basically do whatever you want and still get a hug from strangers

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    Nick Shaw
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem here, a knife is just a tool. I work in a warehouse, if I lost my knife on the way to work, my day would suck!

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    Celina
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's start a riot, a riot Lets start a riot...

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    Amanda Harker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people fail to grasp the concept that Canada's ultimate Head of State is the British Queen? Thus they have a Prime Minister and no president.

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    mbergen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was always a huge pain when getting the kids ready to go out trick or treating!

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    Ceol Poon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and Crown Royal is also on the list XD

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    Madeline Bublik
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I laugh so hard at this I cAn'T BREATHE

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    Kris Ruddy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians talk like Americans with British English and French thrown in for good measure. It keeps the rest of us confused. (I was married to an American-Canadian for 40 years) His family is quite uniquely interesting.

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    Angel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do this all the time - it's a habit lol

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah because one of them is in USA and not in canada :-)

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bieber is not french-canadian. thank god. at least it's something the rest of canada wont blame on us

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    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry sir, we'll get you home so you can put the snow tires on.

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    Andrea Schaf
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as "Duck U2" and guessed is was a kid-friendly insult.

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    Michèle Gyselinck
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans may not bag milk because they don't know how to use it.

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poutine. french fries with cheese curd and gravy on top Capture-5a...0a0f88.jpg Capture-5a3006a0a0f88.jpg

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    If you've ever wondered why Canadians are frequently the subject of playful jabs and jokes, it's suggested that their uniquely friendly nature and iconic symbols like maple syrup contribute to this phenomenon.

    For a more in-depth exploration into what makes humor about Canada so enduringly popular, you can check out this hilarious collection of funny Canadian jokes.