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30 Cursed Cakes From ‘Cakes With Threatening Auras’ (New Pics)
If you think real-life’s scary enough as it is, just you wait till you take a peek at some of these cakes, Pandas. The stuff of nightmares, these baked goods look so cursed, you might want to consider washing your screen with holy water afterward.
Today, we’re featuring the one-and-only ‘Cakes With Threatening Auras’ Twitter page, a social media project that’s as frightening as it is delicious(ly evil). The page features photos of cakes that range from the comically bizarre to the downright demonic. We’ve never seen icing used so maliciously before!
You might want to arm yourselves with a thermos full of coffee and a cup full of Unsee-Juice™, dear Pandas. Ready to dive headfirst into the land of cursed sweetness? Don’t worry, we’re here for you if you need a shoulder to cry on. Don’t forget to upvote the pics of cakes that scared you the most. Oh, and if for some reason you’re still hungry after this list, you can always find more where that came from: here’s Bored Panda’s earlier article about the online phenomenon that is ‘Cakes With Threatening Auras.’
Pie artist Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin, the author of 'Pies Are Awesome,' enlightened us about what makes cakes different from other forms of delicious pastry and shared her thoughts about food aesthetics.
"Remembering that you are working with food—food that people you know are going to have to actually eat —is critical. Sure the seven-foot-tall dragon cake you just spent a week painstakingly crafting may be gorgeous, but is it really a success if the cake inside is dry and stale and nasty? Deliciousness must always come before aesthetics when you are creating food art—otherwise, you might as well save yourself a lot of trouble and just sculpt your art with clay!" Jessica told Bored Panda. Read on for the baking expert's great insights.
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Kitty Xander 4 years ago
This would be good for a cat getting desexed or a transgender woman lol
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Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
The only way that this cake could be more sinister, is if they gave it a machine gun.
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Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
What would you call that colour? It’s too beige to be pink, too pink to be beige…..
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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago
Oh boy, is Chris playing hide and seek with Iraq? (It's a joke, don't kill me.)
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Debbie Barnes 4 years ago
I know this cake isn't the most stunning of cakes, but someone went to alot of effort for this Twilight fan and it would make my day if someone did this for me. :)
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Kitty Xander 4 years ago
waw waw waonwa, weow woaw wwooaaa bee bodda dadoop da dee bodda deep dee dee dee doo dee dee doo dee dee doo doo dee dee doo dee da dee da doo da da dee dee da doo dee dee doo
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SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 4 years ago
What you lack in effort, you can make up for in giant cookies!
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Man in the ceiling 4 years ago
This feels like a stock image you’d see when searching up “epic meme cake XD”
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Lisa Hewes 4 years ago
On a former co-worker's last day, I got him a cookie that said "you suck".
Lisa Hewes 4 years ago
On a former co-worker's last day, I got him a cookie that said "you suck".
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