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Roadrunner versus Wile E. Coyote, Nikola Tesla versus Thomas Edison, and the United States versus the Soviet Union. All rivalries eventually come to an end. Except for sibling wars, that sh*t is forever. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious brother & sister posts, and they'll show you what you're missing out on if you're the only kid in your family. Peace and quiet, mostly. But also quite a few grins and giggles. From surprise hospital visits to convincing them brick mopping is a thing, continue scrolling to check out what every sibling is capable of. Oh, and upvote your faves!
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#1
How My Graphic Designer Sister Likes To Send My Christmas Presents
A.J. Price 6 years ago
This is just cruel. It leads you to expect something interesting and it's probably just socks or a paper towel holder.
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#2
Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate
#3
My Brother Never Fails To Disappoint With His Personalised Christmas Gifts - This Year He Made Me A Calendar
nanashi 7 years ago
whoa your brother is a treasure. I'd like him to be mine since my own siblings are too boring to do cool stuff like this for their beloved Eldest.
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
Maybe you're just not their beloved Eldest...
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Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
The Universe provided me with croissants! By that, I mean my parents visited, and my mother brought me croissants. Croissants rule.
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#4
We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts, My Little Sister Killed It This Year: Batteries Not Included
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
"Uh, both the batteries (if they have a charge) and the baggy can be useful. So thanks for allowing me to power my TV remote and store small, easily lost items."
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
Little sister surely used empty batteries. So all that's left is the little bag to store your Xanax pills that you need to deal with little sister.
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NancyandCharlie Miller 6 years ago
Next year, one of them needs to "gift" batteries--but have the box/container state that "batteries are not included!" :P
Grace Wiebe 6 years ago
I did this to my brother about 30 years ago. I also took his bread out of the toaster, took a big bite & put it back in the toaster. I also coloured icing to look like margarine & put it in a margarine container. It's a sibling thing. lol
#5
This Is How My 2.5-Year-Old Niece Insists On Holding Her New Baby Brother
Chris Pitch 7 years ago
Or maybe the baby will think they are just normal because one used to hold it
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Alexandru Bucur 7 years ago
I did something similar to my sister when we were kids. For about a week I told her all kinds of stories about how aliens show up at night and beam you from your bed and do horrible experiments to you... and then I waited until she went to bed and then sneaked into her room wearing my grandpa's civil defence gasmask... Once the screaming stopped, our parents didn't think it was funny, but I found it hilarious, well worth the grounding they gave me.
Bored Office Girl 6 years ago
When I was about 9, my mom used to babysit my 3 year old cousin. I was so jealous. I'd get home from school and sneak into my room and put on a horror mask. He was in the living room in his play pen. And I'd jump out and growl and scare him to death. Lol. Thankfully he remembers none of this and we actually became good friends later on.
#6
My Emt Brother Got Me A Very Important Medical Bracelet This Year
mcsa student 6 years ago (edited)
shh its called incognito mode. its a state secret.
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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 7 years ago
Yes, i already have given my brother a few instructions if i die before my time, delete browser history, smash my external hard drive and please, please, please check under the chest of drawers in the shed and dispose of whatever you find.
BusLady 7 years ago
I usually dispose of my dead bodies in the basement. Oh, wait, delete that.
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Bumble 7 years ago
My best friend has given me strict "empty my bedside drawer before my parents get there" instructions.
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
Easy to get round that, a couple of commands will reveal it, it's not in the open but it is still logged somewhere in the script.
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Alex Bailey 7 years ago
Surprised an EMT did that or maybe they are taken more seriously in the UK. Yeah, yeah downvote me.
Alexandra Storm 6 years ago
Dunno why so many people are afraid of their browser history... I mean, unless you're doing illegal things. Then that's on you.
#7
I Texted My Younger Brother During Graduation To Remind Him That Full Time Employment Is Right Around The Corner
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
I would be so proud...of myself if I got that shot of my brother on his graduation
ZombieGirl5591 6 years ago
I think its kind of cool to do two colors (school colors) but I'd prefer to just have them choose which color they wanted, or have every other person in alphabetical order be a certain color
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Zoe Gillenwater 6 years ago
Probably 50+ by the time he gets up to retirement age, sadly.
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bob 7 years ago
Hard but fulfilling. Still better than waking up to the same old s**t all your life...
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Made Masks Of Sister's Fiance Face For Bachelorette Party, This Is What She Walked In To
#9
Girlfriend's Brother Was Very Honest Today
Teresa Taylor 6 years ago
I would treasure this forever. This is truly one of the best sib cards.
#10
My Sister And Her Boyfriend Are Heading Up To Our Cabin Tomorrow Night, So I Left Them A Present For When They Turn On The Lights
Bill 7 years ago
One of my neighbors had a whiskey collection in his den. He came home one day to two teenage robbers passed out on his couch
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As if bud wasn't already light... upsets American beer drinkers.
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Molly Block 6 years ago
Shoulda left a pistol on the table. A fake one, or unloaded one, of course, hahaha. Full the, you know, FULL EFFECT.
Samantha Comerford 6 years ago
Looks like you’ll be carrying them out in a body bag. They died of Fright 😳
#11
Parents' Reaction To My Best Man Speech At My Brother's Wedding: Priceless
Gracie Mae 6 years ago
chances are, they are hearing about something y'all did long ago, for the first time. at least, that's how we do it in my family...mom is still hearing stories of stuff we did years ago! we always wait for the statute of limitations to run out though...
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 6 years ago
everybody looks a little shocked, i would love to hear what he said!
#12
Did Your Siblings Ever Tell You Were Adopted? Did They Ever Make Fake Adoption Papers And Emails? Well Mine Did
Wynand 7 years ago
My sister used to tell me that I was a monkey and that our parents found me in the forest, shaved me and chopped off my tail. I must have been a cute monkey.
Wanderlust89 6 years ago
My Brother used to tell me that his (!) parents found me next to the garbage and got me home cuz they felt sad leaving me there all alone.. I might have been 6 when he first said that to me. Soon he turns 34 and me 30. Everybody can tell by our appearance that we are siblings but he continues saying that his parents one day..
Samantha Robinson 7 years ago
My sister told me that when we were around ten years old. I believed her because I look nothing like my mom who has red hair. Never even considered the fact that I inherited the looks of my dad's side of the family.
Janice Seagraves 6 years ago
And here, my sister wanted to be the one adopted into our crazy family.
#13
My Appendix Burst And My Brothers Are Wankers
Christine M Quigley 6 years ago
I'm glad he made it- actually, it's pretty serious..I had a 20 y.o friend die from this. Obviously, if he was really in sepsis, I doubt his brothers would be joking him..
#14
My Brothers Picked Me Up From The Airport. It Was A Full Plane
Alexandru Bucur 7 years ago
The Queen would like some words, because she spells it as "defence".
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trinity davis 7 years ago
It differs from British English to American English. Nothing wrong here
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How I Returned My Sister's Computer After Fixing It
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
That's what you get when you install the Free Antivirus Virus, the Free Wallpaper changer spyware, the Funny Game rootkit and of course the Handy Send My Passwords To Hacker toolbar.
Daria B 7 years ago
Reminds me of a prank that happened twice in my office today. For the sake of data protection, we are required to lock our computer screens any time we leave our desks temporarily. Humans can forget sometimes, right? So the trolls take advantage and change the poor victim's wallpaper into something funny, or make a weird Google search. ♥
Petya 6 years ago
My colleagues are more evil. Thankfully, I wasn't the victim. Once they made a screenshot of the desktop and put it as wallpaper, took him a few minutes to realize what was happening. Another time they rotated the desktop upside down (I didn't know how to fix this, but learned just in case). There was more, but I just can't remember now.
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Gracie Mae 6 years ago
omg, i need to do this to mom's computer! or better yet, the universal symbol for "NO" & some pic that'll make her stop & think
#16
About 5 Years Ago, I Put Googly Eyes On A Picture Of My Brother As A Baby. They're Still There To This Day
ƒιѕн 7 years ago
Would be funny if he was literally still wearing the googly eyes everywhere he went.
John Kamau 6 years ago
He gonna kill you when he gets old enough and they are still there hahahaha
#17
So My Pregnant Sister Trusted Me With Decorating For Her Gender Reveal Party...
Marijn Lokhorst 6 years ago (edited)
It already has. I had to attend one last month.
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago
You obviously haven't been invited to the right ones.
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#18
I Had A Lot Of Explaining To Do When My Parents Found This On Their Camera Roll... In My Defense He Deserved It...
A.J. Price 6 years ago
I had an obnoxious brother who lifted weights...why the hell didn't I think of this?
#19
My Sister Said "Powerwashing Does Nothing". I Retaliated In The Only Way I Know How
Mo Poppins 6 years ago
I envy that her penmanship with a powerwasher is better than mine ever will be.
#20
When I Was Younger I Used To Like Pulling The Heads Off Of My Sister's Barbie Dolls And Drawing A Face On The Stump Underneath
Gornot 7 years ago
A phrase you never thought you'd even have to think of 😂
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Randomcthulu 7 years ago
The older ones had a smaller bead, so if you were careful, you could pull it back down in the head and CAREFULLY pop it back into the neck, starting in the late to mid 90s they started putting these anchors, so you just jammed the head down on the neck lol
Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago
i did that too, but learned pretty quickly that if you remove a barbie head you'll never be able to put it back in place in the proper way :/
Daria B 7 years ago
That's how the original Mattel's Barbies are made. Other "Barbies" (Barbie-like dolls), on the other hand, the cheaper ones were easy to fix once they lost their heads or limbs. (Didn't destroy my dolls on purpose, just sometimes their hair was too tangled, so... Combing accidents....)
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Mama Panda 6 years ago
I tried to curl my little sister's Barbie doll's hair with a curling iron. I needed a new one anyways hahahahaha
Just another bot 6 years ago
Well, dolls mutilation is not fun for a little girl, so this one could be a bit mean, depending what ages we're talking about
#21
My Brother And His Fiancé Left Me Their House For The Weekend. So I Made A Terry Crews Shrine In Their Entryway
#22
I Just Turned Thirty Years Old And Have Mixed Feelings About It. My Younger Brother Sent Me This Care Package
Brandi Gates 6 years ago
That was a well thought out and BAD a*s if you ask me...he spent some money on this too...brother nailed it.
#23
My 3-Year-Old Finally Beat Her Brother At Candy Land. He Was Not Okay
nanashi 7 years ago
I swear I can hear her maniacal laugh of achievement from looking at the picture.
#24
Bought My Brother Tree Trimmers For Christmas, Built A Cardboard Frame Around Them And Wrapped Them Like This
Vlad Horobet 7 years ago
This is the kind of joke when one sees this and says "I wonder what it is? I think it's a tree trimmer" only to open it and find how weirdly right he was.
Parmeisan 6 years ago
Omigod, you just reminded me of the time I bought my brother a gift and spent a ton of time wrapping it so it would be hard to guess - large lumpy package with things rattling and such. He shook it once and said "I bet it's an X-Man deck of cards". He was right, and he still claims he hadn't even known that was a thing when he made the guess. :P
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#25
My Two Older Children Were Trying To Lay Out All Of Their Pokémon Cards, But The Youngest Kept Intervening, So They Duct Taped Him To A Chair
I assure you, I had nothing to do with this. I was in the shower and doing my hair while all this was happening. My oldest was supposed to be watching the youngest. The youngest is in the picture on the right only because I freed him from the chair.
Renee Hunt 2 years ago
When I was 4 I taped my uncle to the chair and my mom (his twin sister) helped me do it 🤣
#26
Sister Welcomes Newborn Sibling To The Family
Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Who can blame her... congratulations on getting your daughter something annoying (personal experience has not left me bitter at all).
This Lil Raccoon 6 years ago (edited)
When I first met my sister I asked "Is it alive?" I was a bit pissed cause I'd asked for a puppy. I still want that puppy
Alexandra Lewis 6 years ago
If you look closely,I believe the baby is sticking it's tongue out at the girl, which means the youngest sibling started it,as usual, while the older one gets the blame,as usual...
Enea 6 years ago
Actually, I don't think 2-year-old are physically able to do this. Looks photoshopped.
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Kathy Littlejohn 6 years ago
When my brother came home, I was mad for weeks. I wanted a puppy not a premie that cried all the time. I was four at the time.
#27
Replaced My Little Sisters Graduation Photo With One Of The Supreme Leader 3 Weeks Ago. Dad Still Hasn’t Noticed
Alexandru Bucur 7 years ago
Ah yes. Last Christmas (2017), my brother did something similar, but it was less of an inter-sibling rivalry because we were all in on it - my mother has two identical pictures of us three, one in the study and one in the living room, so he replaced them with photoshopeed versions - one with animal heads (rabbit, cat and red panda) and one in which he replaced our heads with that of communist leaders ( Zhukov, Khrushchev and Beria - this, of course, owing to the fact we'd just seen "The Death of Stalin"). Well, turns out joke's on us, because once she noticed, she kept them and arranged them on either side of the actual photo...
#28
My Sister And I Painted Each Other Bob Ross For Christmas, Turns Out We Have A Similar Sense Of Humor...
#29
"Shirtception" - My Favorite Gift Every Year From My Brother. We're Now At Level 5
#30
I Like To Make My Brother Look Like A Bad Parent
₦ɆⱤVØɄ₴ ₵Ⱨ₳Ø₴ 6 years ago
We have successfully launched the child into orbit, now awaiting further instructions.
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Elizabeth Clothier 6 years ago
Would've been so much better if dad was looking up with his arms crossed :-)
#31
My Sister Got Me This Card After I Gave Birth
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Person2638 6 years ago
I once tricked my younger sister into letting me pick the next TWENTY movies we watched together in exchange for an old fig bar. It was awesome.
Parmeisan 6 years ago
Tricked? Or did she REALLY want the fig bar?? I'm having trouble picturing how this happens.
Load More Replies... BusLady 7 years ago
Enjoyed these people's sense of humour. I can't remember ever duct taping my siblings to anything. Lol
Nancy Massi 6 years ago
There were times I really wanted to duct tape mine.
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Agnes Pethes 6 years ago (edited)
My older siblings closed me to very small places, for example the container of corn where where some mice were living. I have serious claustrophobia. But it was even worse when they sat on my arms and legs and they were tickling me. Well, my psychiatrist says, tickling is one of the most sadistic thing between kids. I guess one day I will send them my therapy's bill...
Jane Alexander 6 years ago
Can't tolerate tickling. I once kicked someone clear across the room, didn't mean to, just can't stand tickling.
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ca 2026peckman 6 years ago
If i was a only child i wold have did it too if i was that little i would give them the fig bar
A.J. Price 6 years ago
I smeared my brother's bedroom doorknob with Vaseline. Unfortunately, the next person to open the door was my Dad.
Natasha Forchione 7 years ago
Sibling are built-in best friends for life. Enjoy all your moments with them and never take them for granted.
Kiahna 7 years ago
Hey guys, I know this is way off topic but can you help me? I’m trying to remember this song, it’s about a girl running away from a guy she likes because she doesn’t want to let him down. The video is her setting herself on fire, jumping out of moving cars and even throwing herself into a body of water I believe. Can anyone remember what it’s called? I’ve searched for ages with no results. Rock on, Pandas! Sorry for any time wasted.
JustABobcat 7 years ago
There's several subreddits available on Reddit that you can ask in. "Tip Of My Tongue" is one example (I forget the link to it but I do know there is one on Reddit called that).
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Willa june Bonaparte 6 years ago
I and my sisters bet 20 bucks that no one could stay in a tent from our childhood for long. We all did it at the same time. They sat on me so I had no choice! Cha-Ching
Person2638 6 years ago
I once tricked my younger sister into letting me pick the next TWENTY movies we watched together in exchange for an old fig bar. It was awesome.
Parmeisan 6 years ago
Tricked? Or did she REALLY want the fig bar?? I'm having trouble picturing how this happens.
Load More Replies... BusLady 7 years ago
Enjoyed these people's sense of humour. I can't remember ever duct taping my siblings to anything. Lol
Nancy Massi 6 years ago
There were times I really wanted to duct tape mine.
Load More Replies... Agnes Pethes 6 years ago (edited)
My older siblings closed me to very small places, for example the container of corn where where some mice were living. I have serious claustrophobia. But it was even worse when they sat on my arms and legs and they were tickling me. Well, my psychiatrist says, tickling is one of the most sadistic thing between kids. I guess one day I will send them my therapy's bill...
Jane Alexander 6 years ago
Can't tolerate tickling. I once kicked someone clear across the room, didn't mean to, just can't stand tickling.
Load More Replies... ca 2026peckman 6 years ago
If i was a only child i wold have did it too if i was that little i would give them the fig bar
A.J. Price 6 years ago
I smeared my brother's bedroom doorknob with Vaseline. Unfortunately, the next person to open the door was my Dad.
Natasha Forchione 7 years ago
Sibling are built-in best friends for life. Enjoy all your moments with them and never take them for granted.
Kiahna 7 years ago
Hey guys, I know this is way off topic but can you help me? I’m trying to remember this song, it’s about a girl running away from a guy she likes because she doesn’t want to let him down. The video is her setting herself on fire, jumping out of moving cars and even throwing herself into a body of water I believe. Can anyone remember what it’s called? I’ve searched for ages with no results. Rock on, Pandas! Sorry for any time wasted.
JustABobcat 7 years ago
There's several subreddits available on Reddit that you can ask in. "Tip Of My Tongue" is one example (I forget the link to it but I do know there is one on Reddit called that).
Load More Replies... Willa june Bonaparte 6 years ago
I and my sisters bet 20 bucks that no one could stay in a tent from our childhood for long. We all did it at the same time. They sat on me so I had no choice! Cha-Ching
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