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Nothing feels original anymore—at least, that’s what everyone keeps saying. Everywhere you look it’s a reboot, a remake, or, as the internet recently decided to call it, “reheated nachos.” After a while, it really can start to seem like we’re all trapped in one giant echo chamber, repeating the same thoughts in slightly different fonts.
But there’s one subreddit that proves originality is still alive and kicking, though perhaps in a slightly unconventional way. It’s called r/BrandNewSentence and it collects those rare moments when someone posts something that has absolutely never been said before in human history. And they’re usually hilarious, unhinged, or both.
We’ve rounded up some of the best examples that’ll remind you people can still surprise each other.
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#1
"Righteously Jacked Proselytizers"
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#2
I’m One Of Those European Peasants
#3
“Buddy, I Can See Mountains Reflected In The Eyes Of A Trailside Pika.”
#4
Can't Wait For Devito's Next Role
#5
"When The Enemy's Fortifications Are Impregnable, Pillage The Countryside Until Starvation Forces Them Out."
#6
"The Truth Stood Behind Me, Silent, While I Handed You Something Prettier"
#7
"This Guy Has Been Luring Me Food For A Month Now"
#8
...we've Specially Formulated This Moisturizer For Your Left Elbow
#9
You Can Impale Yourself With The Point Like A Disgraced Samurai And Still Miss It
#10
So Sauce Not A Broken Home
#11
"I Fought In Vietnam. Saw Unspeakable Horrors. And For The Last 30 Years Everyone‘S Called Me Cheese"
#12
Technically, The Truth: "A Hindu Garden Gnome Dating A Jewish Mossad Agent Says He’ll Meet A Zionist Christian In Viking Valhalla"
#13
She Hadn't Made A Milkshake In Years For Fear That The Would Return
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 3 days ago
Because my milkshakes bring ALL the boys to the yard. 🥤
#14
I Fear The Burden Of All Those Carrots Has Broken Him
#15
"They Look Like The Founders Of A Startup That Will End Up In A Senate Hearing"
#17
"Sean Penn Looks Like His Cartoon Cigar Exploded"
#18
"When You Lose The Remote You Lose Trust In Everyone"
#19
"Marrying A Man Instead Of A Woman Is Simply A Wise Long-Term Financial Decision"
#20
Monocle Popping Gay Commie Propaganda
Giraffe Sitter 3 days ago
I never looked before, but now I’m disappointed my phone doesn’t have an old- timey c*****d monocle emoji to express principled shock.
#21
You Can't Have That
#22
The Amish Can Build A Barn In A Day And You Think There's No Autism?
Laura Gillette 3 days ago
There's a lot of inbreeding amongst the Amish, so they do have some issues with a much higher percentage of children with Down syndrome, though... Also, you can't say there's 0 of something in a population if they aren't being screened for it. It's like when Covid first hit and Trump said, "if everyone stopped testing, the numbers would go down." 🙄
#23
"If You Receive A Bribe, Include It In Your Income."
#24
Ankle Biting Ferals
#25
“I Can’t [be Gone] Before I Smell This Bird”
#26
"Saw A Wild Boar Steal A Bag From International Pop Superstar Shakira"
#27
"You're Vertical. Act Like It."
#28
31 Years Since My Dad Sent Me To The Shop
#29
"The First Act Of Racism My Brother Ever Experienced Was My Dad Filming The Wrong Asian Boy During His Whole School Play"
#30
The Rich Are Good People Deep Down
Kim Kermes 3 days ago
What do you call a hundred millionaires at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
#31
I Have Hot Dog Debt
#32
"I Love Asking People 'Weren't You Born In The 1900s" Because It Makes It Sound Like They Grew Up Robbing Stagecoaches And Are On The Brink Of Death"
troufaki13 3 days ago
The other day a friend of mine said that we're middle aged and I laughed because I thought it was hilarious. And then it hit me... We're 49 🥲
#33
Not All Ghosts Are Small Victorian Children
#34
"You Used To Look Like A Greek God And Now You Look Like You Listen To Podcasts"
#35
Making Judgements About The Mental Status Of Trees You've Never Met Or Interacted With Is Hateful
Sally Moen 3 days ago (edited)
I dub this tree an Umbrella Tree because it would be perfect to run under it in a rainstorm with all 12 of my children
#36
You Too Would Need To Be Reminded Of Things Like "Don't Fight If You Can't Win" If You Were Suffering From Mercury Poisoning
#37
Turning Him Into Easily Absorbed Simple Protein Instantly
2dhqnhfw48 3 days ago
Strip away the powers. Ian McKellan vs Robert Downey jr is a clash of titans.
#38
But Soup Is Circular
#39
Snails Started Coming Out Of My Ears At Night While A Slept
#40
"Being Quadruplets And Born On The 29th Of February Feels Extremely Attention Seeking"
Luke || Kira (he/she) 3 days ago
They say you can't hear images but I saw the pic and "SIX SEVEN" immediately boomed in my head
#41
Hungry Ghost Trapped In A Jar
#42
The "Slav Squat" May Have A Biomechanical Basis
UnclePanda 3 days ago (edited)
The working title to the song eventually called Born to be Wild.
#43
"Ľ'm No Expert, But I Think I Got Snoozed?"
#44
"I Don't Think You End Up The Blood God By Saying "Yeah, That Seems Like A Reasonable Amount Of Blood.""
TotallyNOTAFox 3 days ago
I bet that person would also cheap out on the skulls for the skull throne
#45
POV: You’re A Zoo Penguin About To Be Put Down
#46
"I'm Autistic You Didn't Specifically Invite Me Like A Vampire"
Kim Kermes 3 days ago
Yes. This. Also people with low self esteem, shy people, and people from a different culture. Just use your words, ok? Please?
#47
He Looks Like Stewie's Bear In The Homoerotic Daydreams He Has About It
#48
"I Am The First Person In My Bloodline To Attempt To Become Hot And I Can Feel My Genes Fighting Me Every Step Of The Way"
#49
"Their Son Somehow Adopted An Entire Dialect From Watching Peppa Pig"
Bill Swallow 3 days ago (edited)
Nice, but I'd rather Americans learn to Think.
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Beak Hookage 3 days ago
I'm autistic and have a weird British accent despite having grown up in Australia with Australian parents. I 100% put it down to all the British TV I watched when I was little. It's a lesser known autistic trait that we mask by imitating the accents we hear.
Huddo's sister 2 days ago
That reminds me of when Josh Thomas got flustered when asked about his accent on Talkin bout your generation- he wasn't diagnosed with autism at that stage
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Firefly 3 days ago
My daughter didn't start speaking with an accent, but after watching Bluey and Peppa Pig, she was using British/Australian vocabulary (we're in the U.S.). An example is when she asked when we were going on holiday instead of vacation.
Forrest Hobbs 2 days ago
Firefly: I've got news for you. Everyone who speaks, speaks with an accent. 'an accent is a way of pronouncing a language that is distinctive to a country, area, social class, or individual' (so says Wikipedia). I've learnt from BP lists and comments that it's a puzzling peculiarity of US citizens that many of them think that 'accented speech' refers to 'speech not like mine' - seemingly unaware that all speech has an accent. I'd love to understand why.
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TiNaBoNiNa 3 days ago
Children learn to speak from the ones they hear speaking. Apparently, he spent more time with Peppa Pig than with his parents.
Robyn Hill 3 days ago
I knew someone with a Scottish accent once. After spending time with him, I started to pick it up. And I often find myself slipping into a slight British accent whenever I watch too much BBC America.
cursed--alien 3 days ago
I picked up a British accent ftom watching Dan and Phil nearly every day since I was 12.
Your Friendly Dragon 3 days ago
that sums me up (but with Harry Potter and How to Train Your Dragon audio book)
#50
“Where Can I Buy Cheese To Impress A German Man?”
#51
Man Mum
#52
"For Better Or Worse The World Is Run By Whoever Shows Up"
Jenna Kay 3 days ago
Once showed up for a meeting and was greeted with, "There she is, the ADA expert!" I was not an ADA expert .... but they had PLANS. When I confronted my manager about it later, he was in shock - no one told him what was going to happen! He stomped off to see our leadership, saying they couldn't just make decisions about what HIS staff were going to do ... 8 years later and most people call me the ADA Lady.
#53
Tiramisu Is Gay Lasagna
#54
Kirby Has No Ankles …
#55
"What Mussolini Would Look Like If He Spun Around In An Office Chair Really Fast"
Robert Millar 3 days ago
In the Imperial War Museum (in 1963 at least) there was a profile of Winston Churchill made like this, but it was bronze and more realistic.
#56
Nepal's Gen-Z, Who Overthrew The Nepal's Govt, Have Chosen Their New Leader Via A Poll On A Discord Server
Andrew Keir 2 days ago
This sort of has echoes of "the lion lay down with the lamb, but only the lion got up again"
#57
Oh No My Moths
#58
"They Should Do A Reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie Where A Small Town Girl Who Appreciates The Little Things In Life Visits NYC And Discovers The True Meaning Of Urban Hedonism"
#59
An American Woman Living With An African Tribe In Scotland
#60
Sword-Wielding Pronoun
#61
"Is The Grinch His Name Or His Ethnicity Or His Job"
#62
Running On Incel Core I9
#63
Cops Forced To Explain Why AI Generated Police Report Claimed Officer Transformed Into Frog
Jeremy James 3 days ago
I heard music can confuse the AI when it's analyzing audio from traffic stops. Maybe "Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog" came on the radio.
#64
“It’s Very Anti-Pancake To Criticize Me For Saying We Have To Eradicate The Waffles For The Safety Of Pancakes Everywhere.”
Michael Largey 3 days ago
If you're going to stand up and take a position on pancakes, do it without any waffling.
#65
Sir, The AI Is Inbreeding
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
Gosh it's almost as if you should have left creating art to the humans!
#66
He Is Nietzsche's Uberpenguin
#67
I'm A Fat Guy Who's Been Fat For A Very Long Time And I Will Judge You For Ordering A Dipping Sauce With Your Cookies, That's A Level Of Hedonism Even I Can't Condone
#68
A Raw Chicken's Destiny Has Not Yet Been Written, Whereas A Rotisserie Chicken's Fate Is Sealed
Daniel Atkins 3 days ago
Rotisserie chicken are the ones that are near the sell by date. They cook them and sell them as to not have to throw the raw chicken away. It is easier to sell them already cooked.
#69
Who Knew The Modern Version Of Hiding Jews In Your Attic Would Be Letting Your Doordasher Hide In Your Living Room
#70
Handsome Man But Why No Hair
#71
Not To Mom Shame But Why Are U Letting The Babies Get Mind Controlled
#72
“I Always Wait Til Mary Is Like 7cm Dilated To Start Shopping For Gifts”
#73
A Protective Wall Between My Skin And The Outside World
#74
Custom Bedazzled Ocean Gate Submersible Purse
#75
The Soviet Union Collapsed On Me While I Was Trying To Sleep
#76
The Calf I Was Thought The Field Was Endless, Now I Know Every Fence By Heart
#77
"Babies Are Born Worshipping Unknown Gods"
Caffeinated Ape 3 days ago
Dwarf Fortress bug fixes/reports are always full of gems like this. From a recent one: "Mothers no longer seek ghostly babies."
#78
"Why Is Her Purse Sentient"
#79
The Bones Of Santa Have Been Leaking Liquid
Jeremy James 3 days ago
Be careful with that stuff. Just a few drops is enough to make you jingle ALL THE WAY.
#80
"The Most Recognizable Brand In The World And You Turned It Into A Shoe Company"
#81
Love Island Makers Say Lgbt Contestants Bring 'Logistical Difficulties'
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
I would ask what about aro ace contestants but then I went "oh right never mind".
#82
Cigarette That Wished To Become Human
#83
"Alaska Art Student Arrested For Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art In Protest"
#84
What If My Special Interest Is Freaking It
Lukas (he/him, it/its) 3 days ago
Actually, a lot of autistic people are actually hypersexual. Actually, if I may be candid, from personal experience what makes sex difficult is not a lack of desire, but rather the stimulations. Lots of contact, lots of awkward moments, and lots of weird sensory stuff. But just like anyone else, autistic people can fall anywhere on the libido spectrum.
#85
If You Bring A Scale To Gamestop To Weigh Pokémon Packs We Will Ban You For Life For Your Own Good
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
My local mall has a vending machine for Pokémon cards, and it's all too obvious they're being bought up by scalpers because I've found literal PILES of unwanted cards lying dumped nearby. It's so gross (I always gather up the discarded cards and give them to my friends' kids; no sense letting them go to waste).
#86
"Why Don't Planes Just Stay Still And Let The Destination Come To Them Because The Earth Is Spinning"
#87
I Used To Work With A Guy Who Was Unemployed
Lukas (he/him, it/its) 3 days ago
The OP could have been a social worker or such, "working with" someone doesn't always mean "coworker". But seriously, that guy needs to share his hacks. I'd k**l for just having a tiny bit of disposable income.
#88
"People Were Shocked When This Beautiful Girl Went Viral For A Cat Mistaking Her Dress For A Heated Table - He's Actually A 48-Year-Old Japanese Singer, Father And Model"
Bi.Felicia 3 days ago
Wait the cat is actually a 48 year old Japanese singer, father and model or are they referring to the beautiful girl??
#89
16-Year-Old Catches Opossum And Brings It Into Parents’ Bedroom, But Mom Says It’s A Normal Occurrence
#90
"When You Find Out That The Radioactive Rock From Space Can Indeed Give You Cancer"
#91
Quarter Dozen Duck Eggs
#92
Her One-Woman Rendition Of 'Dracula' Where She'll Be Playing 23 Roles
#93
Facebook Schizoboomers Are Now Transvestigating Shrek
#94
Twitch CEO Cheering Her On
#95
Teenage Girls Love To Invite The Most Fruity Looking Twink They Can Find To Their Sleepovers Because It Fulfills Their Ancestral Urge To Be Watched Over By A Eunuch
#96
Philanthropic Conjugations
#97
This That Weather Li Shang Left Mulan In When He Found Out She Wasnt A Twink
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Peter Bear 3 days ago
Don't you? You came to the site, you clicked on the article, you presumably read the article. Don't you have anything better to do than insult someone for doing their LITERAL JOB?
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Peter Bear 3 days ago
Don't you? You came to the site, you clicked on the article, you presumably read the article. Don't you have anything better to do than insult someone for doing their LITERAL JOB?
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