97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless

Nothing feels original anymore—at least, that’s what everyone keeps saying. Everywhere you look it’s a reboot, a remake, or, as the internet recently decided to call it, “reheated nachos.” After a while, it really can start to seem like we’re all trapped in one giant echo chamber, repeating the same thoughts in slightly different fonts.

But there’s one subreddit that proves originality is still alive and kicking, though perhaps in a slightly unconventional way. It’s called r/BrandNewSentence and it collects those rare moments when someone posts something that has absolutely never been said before in human history. And they’re usually hilarious, unhinged, or both.

We’ve rounded up some of the best examples that’ll remind you people can still surprise each other.

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97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

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“Buddy, I Can See Mountains Reflected In The Eyes Of A Trailside Pika.”

I’m One Of Those European Peasants

Can't Wait For Devito's Next Role

"When The Enemy's Fortifications Are Impregnable, Pillage The Countryside Until Starvation Forces Them Out."

"The Truth Stood Behind Me, Silent, While I Handed You Something Prettier"

"This Guy Has Been Luring Me Food For A Month Now"

...we've Specially Formulated This Moisturizer For Your Left Elbow

You Can Impale Yourself With The Point Like A Disgraced Samurai And Still Miss It

So Sauce Not A Broken Home

Technically, The Truth: "A Hindu Garden Gnome Dating A Jewish Mossad Agent Says He’ll Meet A Zionist Christian In Viking Valhalla"

"I Fought In Vietnam. Saw Unspeakable Horrors. And For The Last 30 Years Everyone‘S Called Me Cheese"

She Hadn't Made A Milkshake In Years For Fear That The Would Return

I Fear The Burden Of All Those Carrots Has Broken Him

"They Look Like The Founders Of A Startup That Will End Up In A Senate Hearing"

They Blllrah Baoh

"Sean Penn Looks Like His Cartoon Cigar Exploded"

"When You Lose The Remote You Lose Trust In Everyone"

The Amish Can Build A Barn In A Day And You Think There's No Autism?

Monocle Popping Gay Commie Propaganda

"Marrying A Man Instead Of A Woman Is Simply A Wise Long-Term Financial Decision"

You Can't Have That

“I Can’t [be Gone] Before I Smell This Bird”

Ankle Biting Ferals

"If You Receive A Bribe, Include It In Your Income."

"Saw A Wild Boar Steal A Bag From International Pop Superstar Shakira"

31 Years Since My Dad Sent Me To The Shop

"You're Vertical. Act Like It."

"The First Act Of Racism My Brother Ever Experienced Was My Dad Filming The Wrong Asian Boy During His Whole School Play"

The Rich Are Good People Deep Down

I Have Hot Dog Debt

"I Love Asking People 'Weren't You Born In The 1900s" Because It Makes It Sound Like They Grew Up Robbing Stagecoaches And Are On The Brink Of Death"

Making Judgements About The Mental Status Of Trees You've Never Met Or Interacted With Is Hateful

Not All Ghosts Are Small Victorian Children

You Too Would Need To Be Reminded Of Things Like "Don't Fight If You Can't Win" If You Were Suffering From Mercury Poisoning

"You Used To Look Like A Greek God And Now You Look Like You Listen To Podcasts"

Turning Him Into Easily Absorbed Simple Protein Instantly

But Soup Is Circular

"Being Quadruplets And Born On The 29th Of February Feels Extremely Attention Seeking"

Hungry Ghost Trapped In A Jar

The "Slav Squat" May Have A Biomechanical Basis

Snails Started Coming Out Of My Ears At Night While A Slept

"Ľ'm No Expert, But I Think I Got Snoozed?"

"I Don't Think You End Up The Blood God By Saying "Yeah, That Seems Like A Reasonable Amount Of Blood.""

POV: You’re A Zoo Penguin About To Be Put Down

He Looks Like Stewie's Bear In The Homoerotic Daydreams He Has About It

“Where Can I Buy Cheese To Impress A German Man?”

"I'm Autistic You Didn't Specifically Invite Me Like A Vampire"

"I Am The First Person In My Bloodline To Attempt To Become Hot And I Can Feel My Genes Fighting Me Every Step Of The Way"

"For Better Or Worse The World Is Run By Whoever Shows Up"

Man Mum

"Their Son Somehow Adopted An Entire Dialect From Watching Peppa Pig"

Tiramisu Is Gay Lasagna

Oh No My Moths

Nepal's Gen-Z, Who Overthrew The Nepal's Govt, Have Chosen Their New Leader Via A Poll On A Discord Server

Kirby Has No Ankles …

"They Should Do A Reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie Where A Small Town Girl Who Appreciates The Little Things In Life Visits NYC And Discovers The True Meaning Of Urban Hedonism"

"What Mussolini Would Look Like If He Spun Around In An Office Chair Really Fast"

An American Woman Living With An African Tribe In Scotland

"Is The Grinch His Name Or His Ethnicity Or His Job"

Sword-Wielding Pronoun

Running On Incel Core I9

Cops Forced To Explain Why AI Generated Police Report Claimed Officer Transformed Into Frog

Sir, The AI Is Inbreeding

“It’s Very Anti-Pancake To Criticize Me For Saying We Have To Eradicate The Waffles For The Safety Of Pancakes Everywhere.”

He Is Nietzsche's Uberpenguin

Handsome Man But Why No Hair

I'm A Fat Guy Who's Been Fat For A Very Long Time And I Will Judge You For Ordering A Dipping Sauce With Your Cookies, That's A Level Of Hedonism Even I Can't Condone

A Raw Chicken's Destiny Has Not Yet Been Written, Whereas A Rotisserie Chicken's Fate Is Sealed

Who Knew The Modern Version Of Hiding Jews In Your Attic Would Be Letting Your Doordasher Hide In Your Living Room

Not To Mom Shame But Why Are U Letting The Babies Get Mind Controlled

“I Always Wait Til Mary Is Like 7cm Dilated To Start Shopping For Gifts”

A Protective Wall Between My Skin And The Outside World

Custom Bedazzled Ocean Gate Submersible Purse

The Soviet Union Collapsed On Me While I Was Trying To Sleep

"Babies Are Born Worshipping Unknown Gods"

The Calf I Was Thought The Field Was Endless, Now I Know Every Fence By Heart

"Why Is Her Purse Sentient"

The Bones Of Santa Have Been Leaking Liquid