97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless

Nothing feels original anymore—at least, that’s what everyone keeps saying. Everywhere you look it’s a reboot, a remake, or, as the internet recently decided to call it, “reheated nachos.” After a while, it really can start to seem like we’re all trapped in one giant echo chamber, repeating the same thoughts in slightly different fonts.

But there’s one subreddit that proves originality is still alive and kicking, though perhaps in a slightly unconventional way. It’s called r/BrandNewSentence and it collects those rare moments when someone posts something that has absolutely never been said before in human history. And they’re usually hilarious, unhinged, or both.

We’ve rounded up some of the best examples that’ll remind you people can still surprise each other.

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97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

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I’m One Of Those European Peasants

“Buddy, I Can See Mountains Reflected In The Eyes Of A Trailside Pika.”

Can't Wait For Devito's Next Role

"When The Enemy's Fortifications Are Impregnable, Pillage The Countryside Until Starvation Forces Them Out."

"This Guy Has Been Luring Me Food For A Month Now"

"The Truth Stood Behind Me, Silent, While I Handed You Something Prettier"

...we've Specially Formulated This Moisturizer For Your Left Elbow

You Can Impale Yourself With The Point Like A Disgraced Samurai And Still Miss It

Technically, The Truth: "A Hindu Garden Gnome Dating A Jewish Mossad Agent Says He’ll Meet A Zionist Christian In Viking Valhalla"

"I Fought In Vietnam. Saw Unspeakable Horrors. And For The Last 30 Years Everyone‘S Called Me Cheese"

So Sauce Not A Broken Home

She Hadn't Made A Milkshake In Years For Fear That The Would Return

I Fear The Burden Of All Those Carrots Has Broken Him

"They Look Like The Founders Of A Startup That Will End Up In A Senate Hearing"

"Sean Penn Looks Like His Cartoon Cigar Exploded"

They Blllrah Baoh

"When You Lose The Remote You Lose Trust In Everyone"

Monocle Popping Gay Commie Propaganda

The Amish Can Build A Barn In A Day And You Think There's No Autism?

Ankle Biting Ferals

“I Can’t [be Gone] Before I Smell This Bird”

You Can't Have That

"If You Receive A Bribe, Include It In Your Income."

"Marrying A Man Instead Of A Woman Is Simply A Wise Long-Term Financial Decision"

"Saw A Wild Boar Steal A Bag From International Pop Superstar Shakira"

"You're Vertical. Act Like It."

31 Years Since My Dad Sent Me To The Shop

I Have Hot Dog Debt

The Rich Are Good People Deep Down

"The First Act Of Racism My Brother Ever Experienced Was My Dad Filming The Wrong Asian Boy During His Whole School Play"

Not All Ghosts Are Small Victorian Children

"I Love Asking People 'Weren't You Born In The 1900s" Because It Makes It Sound Like They Grew Up Robbing Stagecoaches And Are On The Brink Of Death"

"You Used To Look Like A Greek God And Now You Look Like You Listen To Podcasts"

But Soup Is Circular

You Too Would Need To Be Reminded Of Things Like "Don't Fight If You Can't Win" If You Were Suffering From Mercury Poisoning

Turning Him Into Easily Absorbed Simple Protein Instantly

Making Judgements About The Mental Status Of Trees You've Never Met Or Interacted With Is Hateful

Snails Started Coming Out Of My Ears At Night While A Slept

"Being Quadruplets And Born On The 29th Of February Feels Extremely Attention Seeking"

Hungry Ghost Trapped In A Jar

The "Slav Squat" May Have A Biomechanical Basis

"Ľ'm No Expert, But I Think I Got Snoozed?"

POV: You’re A Zoo Penguin About To Be Put Down

He Looks Like Stewie's Bear In The Homoerotic Daydreams He Has About It

“Where Can I Buy Cheese To Impress A German Man?”

"I'm Autistic You Didn't Specifically Invite Me Like A Vampire"

"I Am The First Person In My Bloodline To Attempt To Become Hot And I Can Feel My Genes Fighting Me Every Step Of The Way"

Oh No My Moths

"I Don't Think You End Up The Blood God By Saying "Yeah, That Seems Like A Reasonable Amount Of Blood.""

"For Better Or Worse The World Is Run By Whoever Shows Up"

Man Mum

Nepal's Gen-Z, Who Overthrew The Nepal's Govt, Have Chosen Their New Leader Via A Poll On A Discord Server

"They Should Do A Reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie Where A Small Town Girl Who Appreciates The Little Things In Life Visits NYC And Discovers The True Meaning Of Urban Hedonism"

Kirby Has No Ankles …

An American Woman Living With An African Tribe In Scotland

Tiramisu Is Gay Lasagna

"Their Son Somehow Adopted An Entire Dialect From Watching Peppa Pig"

"Is The Grinch His Name Or His Ethnicity Or His Job"

"What Mussolini Would Look Like If He Spun Around In An Office Chair Really Fast"

Sword-Wielding Pronoun

Running On Incel Core I9

Handsome Man But Why No Hair

Cops Forced To Explain Why AI Generated Police Report Claimed Officer Transformed Into Frog

“It’s Very Anti-Pancake To Criticize Me For Saying We Have To Eradicate The Waffles For The Safety Of Pancakes Everywhere.”

Sir, The AI Is Inbreeding

I'm A Fat Guy Who's Been Fat For A Very Long Time And I Will Judge You For Ordering A Dipping Sauce With Your Cookies, That's A Level Of Hedonism Even I Can't Condone

He Is Nietzsche's Uberpenguin

A Raw Chicken's Destiny Has Not Yet Been Written, Whereas A Rotisserie Chicken's Fate Is Sealed

Not To Mom Shame But Why Are U Letting The Babies Get Mind Controlled

Who Knew The Modern Version Of Hiding Jews In Your Attic Would Be Letting Your Doordasher Hide In Your Living Room

A Protective Wall Between My Skin And The Outside World

“I Always Wait Til Mary Is Like 7cm Dilated To Start Shopping For Gifts”

Custom Bedazzled Ocean Gate Submersible Purse

The Soviet Union Collapsed On Me While I Was Trying To Sleep

"Babies Are Born Worshipping Unknown Gods"

"Why Is Her Purse Sentient"

The Bones Of Santa Have Been Leaking Liquid

The Calf I Was Thought The Field Was Endless, Now I Know Every Fence By Heart