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Nothing feels original anymore—at least, that’s what everyone keeps saying. Everywhere you look it’s a reboot, a remake, or, as the internet recently decided to call it, “reheated nachos.” After a while, it really can start to seem like we’re all trapped in one giant echo chamber, repeating the same thoughts in slightly different fonts.
But there’s one subreddit that proves originality is still alive and kicking, though perhaps in a slightly unconventional way. It’s called r/BrandNewSentence and it collects those rare moments when someone posts something that has absolutely never been said before in human history. And they’re usually hilarious, unhinged, or both.
We’ve rounded up some of the best examples that’ll remind you people can still surprise each other.
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#1
"Righteously Jacked Proselytizers"
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#2
“Buddy, I Can See Mountains Reflected In The Eyes Of A Trailside Pika.”
#3
Can't Wait For Devito's Next Role
#4
"This Guy Has Been Luring Me Food For A Month Now"
#5
I’m One Of Those European Peasants
#6
You Can Impale Yourself With The Point Like A Disgraced Samurai And Still Miss It
#7
"The Truth Stood Behind Me, Silent, While I Handed You Something Prettier"
#8
"When The Enemy's Fortifications Are Impregnable, Pillage The Countryside Until Starvation Forces Them Out."
#9
Technically, The Truth: "A Hindu Garden Gnome Dating A Jewish Mossad Agent Says He’ll Meet A Zionist Christian In Viking Valhalla"
#10
"I Fought In Vietnam. Saw Unspeakable Horrors. And For The Last 30 Years Everyone‘S Called Me Cheese"
#11
She Hadn't Made A Milkshake In Years For Fear That The Would Return
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 13 hours ago
Because my milkshakes bring ALL the boys to the yard. 🥤
#12
...we've Specially Formulated This Moisturizer For Your Left Elbow
#13
So Sauce Not A Broken Home
#14
Monocle Popping Gay Commie Propaganda
Giraffe Sitter 10 hours ago
I never looked before, but now I’m disappointed my phone doesn’t have an old- timey c*****d monocle emoji to express principled shock.
#15
I Fear The Burden Of All Those Carrots Has Broken Him
#16
"They Look Like The Founders Of A Startup That Will End Up In A Senate Hearing"
#17
"When You Lose The Remote You Lose Trust In Everyone"
#18
You Can't Have That
#20
“I Can’t [be Gone] Before I Smell This Bird”
#21
"Sean Penn Looks Like His Cartoon Cigar Exploded"
#22
"Saw A Wild Boar Steal A Bag From International Pop Superstar Shakira"
#23
"If You Receive A Bribe, Include It In Your Income."
#24
Ankle Biting Ferals
#25
The Amish Can Build A Barn In A Day And You Think There's No Autism?
detective miller's hat 1 hour ago
One time when I was in upstate NY, I saw an Amish guy go down the street on a galloping horse and I swear I have never seen anyone look happier.
#26
"Marrying A Man Instead Of A Woman Is Simply A Wise Long-Term Financial Decision"
#27
"You're Vertical. Act Like It."
#28
"I Love Asking People 'Weren't You Born In The 1900s" Because It Makes It Sound Like They Grew Up Robbing Stagecoaches And Are On The Brink Of Death"
troufaki13 11 hours ago
The other day a friend of mine said that we're middle aged and I laughed because I thought it was hilarious. And then it hit me... We're 49 🥲
#29
31 Years Since My Dad Sent Me To The Shop
#30
Not All Ghosts Are Small Victorian Children
#31
"Being Quadruplets And Born On The 29th Of February Feels Extremely Attention Seeking"
Luke || Kira (he/she) 1 hour ago
They say you can't hear images but I saw the pic and "SIX SEVEN" immediately boomed in my head
#32
The "Slav Squat" May Have A Biomechanical Basis
UnclePanda 5 hours ago (edited)
The working title to the song eventually called Born to be Wild.
#33
"You Used To Look Like A Greek God And Now You Look Like You Listen To Podcasts"
#35
You Too Would Need To Be Reminded Of Things Like "Don't Fight If You Can't Win" If You Were Suffering From Mercury Poisoning
#36
Turning Him Into Easily Absorbed Simple Protein Instantly
2dhqnhfw48 8 hours ago
Strip away the powers. Ian McKellan vs Robert Downey jr is a clash of titans.
#37
But Soup Is Circular
#38
POV: You’re A Zoo Penguin About To Be Put Down
#39
The Rich Are Good People Deep Down
Kim Kermes 10 hours ago
What do you call a hundred millionaires at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
#40
Snails Started Coming Out Of My Ears At Night While A Slept
#41
“Where Can I Buy Cheese To Impress A German Man?”
#42
Oh No My Moths
#43
"The First Act Of Racism My Brother Ever Experienced Was My Dad Filming The Wrong Asian Boy During His Whole School Play"
#44
"I Am The First Person In My Bloodline To Attempt To Become Hot And I Can Feel My Genes Fighting Me Every Step Of The Way"
#45
"For Better Or Worse The World Is Run By Whoever Shows Up"
Jenna Kay 16 minutes ago
Once showed up for a meeting and was greeted with, "There she is, the ADA expert!" I was not an ADA expert .... but they had PLANS. When I confronted my manager about it later, he was in shock - no one told him what was going to happen! He stomped off to see our leadership, saying they couldn't just make decisions about what HIS staff were going to do ... 8 years later and most people call me the ADA Lady.
#46
Making Judgements About The Mental Status Of Trees You've Never Met Or Interacted With Is Hateful
Sally Moen 9 hours ago (edited)
I dub this tree an Umbrella Tree because it would be perfect to run under it in a rainstorm with all 12 of my children
#47
An American Woman Living With An African Tribe In Scotland
#48
Man Mum
#49
"I Don't Think You End Up The Blood God By Saying "Yeah, That Seems Like A Reasonable Amount Of Blood.""
TotallyNOTAFox 4 hours ago
I bet that person would also cheap out on the skulls for the skull throne
#50
Nepal's Gen-Z, Who Overthrew The Nepal's Govt, Have Chosen Their New Leader Via A Poll On A Discord Server
#51
Kirby Has No Ankles …
#52
Hungry Ghost Trapped In A Jar
#53
Handsome Man But Why No Hair
#54
A Protective Wall Between My Skin And The Outside World
#55
“It’s Very Anti-Pancake To Criticize Me For Saying We Have To Eradicate The Waffles For The Safety Of Pancakes Everywhere.”
#57
He Is Nietzsche's Uberpenguin
#58
"Their Son Somehow Adopted An Entire Dialect From Watching Peppa Pig"
#59
“I Always Wait Til Mary Is Like 7cm Dilated To Start Shopping For Gifts”
#60
He Looks Like Stewie's Bear In The Homoerotic Daydreams He Has About It
#61
Sir, The AI Is Inbreeding
Beak Hookage 7 hours ago
Gosh it's almost as if you should have left creating art to the humans!
#62
"I'm Autistic You Didn't Specifically Invite Me Like A Vampire"
Kim Kermes 10 hours ago
Yes. This. Also people with low self esteem, shy people, and people from a different culture. Just use your words, ok? Please?
#63
"What Mussolini Would Look Like If He Spun Around In An Office Chair Really Fast"
Robert Millar 7 hours ago
In the Imperial War Museum (in 1963 at least) there was a profile of Winston Churchill made like this, but it was bronze and more realistic.
#64
Sword-Wielding Pronoun
#65
A Raw Chicken's Destiny Has Not Yet Been Written, Whereas A Rotisserie Chicken's Fate Is Sealed
Daniel Atkins 51 minutes ago
Rotisserie chicken are the ones that are near the sell by date. They cook them and sell them as to not have to throw the raw chicken away. It is easier to sell them already cooked.
#68
I'm A Fat Guy Who's Been Fat For A Very Long Time And I Will Judge You For Ordering A Dipping Sauce With Your Cookies, That's A Level Of Hedonism Even I Can't Condone
#69
Custom Bedazzled Ocean Gate Submersible Purse
#70
Cops Forced To Explain Why AI Generated Police Report Claimed Officer Transformed Into Frog
Jeremy James 10 hours ago
I heard music can confuse the AI when it's analyzing audio from traffic stops. Maybe "Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog" came on the radio.
#71
Who Knew The Modern Version Of Hiding Jews In Your Attic Would Be Letting Your Doordasher Hide In Your Living Room
#73
"Why Is Her Purse Sentient"
#74
"Is The Grinch His Name Or His Ethnicity Or His Job"
#75
If You Bring A Scale To Gamestop To Weigh Pokémon Packs We Will Ban You For Life For Your Own Good
Beak Hookage 7 hours ago
My local mall has a vending machine for Pokémon cards, and it's all too obvious they're being bought up by scalpers because I've found literal PILES of unwanted cards lying dumped nearby. It's so gross (I always gather up the discarded cards and give them to my friends' kids; no sense letting them go to waste).
#76
The Bones Of Santa Have Been Leaking Liquid
Jeremy James 10 hours ago
Be careful with that stuff. Just a few drops is enough to make you jingle ALL THE WAY.
#77
"They Should Do A Reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie Where A Small Town Girl Who Appreciates The Little Things In Life Visits NYC And Discovers The True Meaning Of Urban Hedonism"
#78
Love Island Makers Say Lgbt Contestants Bring 'Logistical Difficulties'
Beak Hookage 7 hours ago
I would ask what about aro ace contestants but then I went "oh right never mind".
#79
"The Most Recognizable Brand In The World And You Turned It Into A Shoe Company"
#80
"Alaska Art Student Arrested For Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art In Protest"
#81
Not To Mom Shame But Why Are U Letting The Babies Get Mind Controlled
#83
Cigarette That Wished To Become Human
#84
What If My Special Interest Is Freaking It
Lukas (he/him, it/its) 8 hours ago
Actually, a lot of autistic people are actually hypersexual. Actually, if I may be candid, from personal experience what makes sex difficult is not a lack of desire, but rather the stimulations. Lots of contact, lots of awkward moments, and lots of weird sensory stuff. But just like anyone else, autistic people can fall anywhere on the libido spectrum.
#85
The Calf I Was Thought The Field Was Endless, Now I Know Every Fence By Heart
#86
"People Were Shocked When This Beautiful Girl Went Viral For A Cat Mistaking Her Dress For A Heated Table - He's Actually A 48-Year-Old Japanese Singer, Father And Model"
Bi.Felicia 13 hours ago
Wait the cat is actually a 48 year old Japanese singer, father and model or are they referring to the beautiful girl??
#87
Her One-Woman Rendition Of 'Dracula' Where She'll Be Playing 23 Roles
#88
"Why Don't Planes Just Stay Still And Let The Destination Come To Them Because The Earth Is Spinning"
#89
16-Year-Old Catches Opossum And Brings It Into Parents’ Bedroom, But Mom Says It’s A Normal Occurrence
#90
I Used To Work With A Guy Who Was Unemployed
Lukas (he/him, it/its) 8 hours ago
The OP could have been a social worker or such, "working with" someone doesn't always mean "coworker". But seriously, that guy needs to share his hacks. I'd k**l for just having a tiny bit of disposable income.
#91
Facebook Schizoboomers Are Now Transvestigating Shrek
#92
Quarter Dozen Duck Eggs
#93
Twitch CEO Cheering Her On
#94
"When You Find Out That The Radioactive Rock From Space Can Indeed Give You Cancer"
#95
Teenage Girls Love To Invite The Most Fruity Looking Twink They Can Find To Their Sleepovers Because It Fulfills Their Ancestral Urge To Be Watched Over By A Eunuch
#97
Philanthropic Conjugations
Beak Hookage 6 hours ago
"Tell me young man - can you conjugate?" "Why, me? I've never even kissed a girl!" "No, no - I'll conjugate with you." "Goodnight everybody!"
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No. This is literally her job. She is paid by BP to do exactly this. Could she be doing more meaningful work? Yeah, probably.
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