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50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring (New Pics)
Good relationships don't just happen. They take commitment, compromise, and most importantly, effort. The recipe, of course, can vary depending on the type of partnership you're baking. Some like theirs sweeter while others prefer it spicier. But there is one element that I believe makes every romantic dish better. Humor.
Continuing one of our legendary installments, we at Bored Panda put together a new list of jokes that boyfriends and husbands have delighted their significant others with. We're talking clever puns, surprising pics, and even well-done crafts. These guys are definitely raising the bar for the rest of us!
Scroll down to check out their gags, and catch up on the series if you missed our earlier posts here, here, and here.
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#1
Our Baby Announcement Photo. My Wife Looked So Obnoxiously Thin 24 Hours After Delivery That I Joked I Looked Like The One Who Had Just Delivered. So We Decided To Swap
StormWolf 4 years ago
"obnoxiously" is right , grrrrr. Jk lol, lucky duck. Been 24yrs and I still sporr the "I've given birth" look
Dre Mosley 4 years ago (edited)
She must one of those women whose only baby weight was the actual baby. Wow.
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#2
This Is Adorable
Vicky Z 4 years ago
Imagine if she thought it was just a mum with the same name that lost her kid and didn't bother to go there
A sense of humor is an attractive trait. Evolutionary psychologist Gil Greengross, Ph.D., said there is abundant cross-cultural evidence that shows that being funny makes you a more desirable mate. Especially if you're a man!
"For dating couples, the use of positive humor (for example, using humor to cheer up your date) can positively contribute to relationship satisfaction," Greengross wrote in Psychology Today. "The use of aggressive humor, on the other hand (teasing and making fun of your partner) has the opposite effect. These feelings can fluctuate on a day-to-day basis, depending on each partner’s use of humor."
#3
Being Cooped Up Has Us All Crazy
Tyler Six 4 years ago (edited)
"IT ALWAYS FEELS LIKE SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME!!! Ain't got no privacy."
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Vicky Z 4 years ago
Give him some more free time and that's the next step
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Kookamunga 4 years ago
Welcome to the WCAT Morning Show, where cats poop and you're in the loop! Now here's "Love Cats" by The Cure.
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
"You've watched ME poop for years, it's about time I invaded your privacy!"
Just.a.ravenclaw.witch 4 years ago
The cat looks pissed off. Throw that thing away before something....suspisioucly happens at night involving claws and ripped-out eyeballs
#4
Today Is A Big Day For My Husband
Xandra 4 years ago
Mine too! Although...is that July 6th or June 7th? (mine is July)
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#5
My Wife And I Graduated From Med School Today
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
I get it, if one of those keep them away, who knows what a dozen could do?
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago (edited)
What fiend brought apples? There's quite a few days' worth. They may need to move out.
For long-term relationships, such as in marriages, couples generally share a similar sense of humor. But these similarities are not associated with greater marital satisfaction, nor with longer marriages.
"Perhaps not surprisingly, the research that resulted in this finding also found that couples with fewer children laugh more, compared to couples with a larger number of children."
"In another study, conducted with 3,000 married couples from five countries, both husbands and wives were found to be happier with a humorous partner, but this trait was reported to be more important for the marital satisfaction of the wives than the husbands. Interestingly, both husbands and wives thought that the husband was humorous more often. Regardless, married couples overwhelmingly say that humor has a positive impact on their marriages," Greengross explained.
#6
I Annoy My Wife By Doing This Every Time She Posts A Landscape Photo
Ansu Seesay 4 years ago
Beautiful photo. The position of the sun really brings out Godzilla's teeth.
DennyS (denzoren) 4 years ago
There is nothing wrong with this picture...just everything in their natural habitat. Lol
#7
That One Time We Met Jason Momoa And My Husband Came Up With This Great Idea. Two Years Later And I Haven't Washed My Hair
#8
When Your Husband Finds Your Hairbrush
spirit wolf 4 years ago
Relax people, stop being so judgy. There is something called postpartum hair loss, a lot of women have some serious hairfall after childbirth and also new mothers are rather very busy and hands full to care about a hairbrush.
Monday 4 years ago
Doesn't even have to be postpartum...my brush would have more hair than that on it after just a week of use.
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Orange is aging 4 years ago
Don’t unhide the comments, you’d just waste brainpower reading them
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But what about those moments when things aren't going so well? Humor is a great icebreaker and a social lubricant, but can it also help resolve conflict in marriages?
In one study, researchers observed 60 newlywed couples when they discussed a problem in their marriage. They coded how much humor was used in the conversation and also completed a measure of life stress. What researchers discovered when they followed up 18 months later was quite surprising: in couples that reported high stress, the more the husband used humor, the greater the chance the couple would separate or divorce.
So I guess, timing is everything, guys. Not everything's a joke! But if you get it right, you get it right.
#9
Husband Got A Label Maker
River Webb 4 years ago
huh this is actually really helpful, I thought this cat was a decorative vase or something
Sheila Stamey 4 years ago
Cat is like " well Bob, hope you like the permanent label I scratch on the expensive chair that says in catabet :chair'."
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
From the look on kitty's face I'd say he can start making an "eviscerated" label for himself.
Suzanne Clark 4 years ago
The cat is counting slowly from one to ten...when he gets to ten, run like h*ll.
Slim Shady 4 years ago
wait i don't understand what is the decorative vase doing on the floor? lol
#10
My Friend Finished Wrapping His Wife's Presents. Left One A Perfume, Right One A Sweater
otplus 4 years ago
I once did this with a camera inside a washing machine box
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Hermione 4 years ago
He could have at least tried a bit to disguise the shapes, right? Create a bit of mystery?
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#11
What My Husband Sends Me While I'm At Work
imsouravmitra 4 years ago
The dog is totally the one who came up with this idea.. He just needed a minion...
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Great dog. Can't believe he had the time to take a picture before the dog ripped it off.
Isabel Care 4 years ago
I had one of these for playing "Hunt the poop" in the dark. Dog, walking stick, poop bag and torch...this body doesn't have enough hands
#12
I Went Outside To Pick My Wife A Rose. I Think I Found The Perfect One
Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
Out of curiosity, I rotated my phone 180 to see what "69" would be upside down. The result: I'm as dumb as I expected.
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
What was that saying the US has? „Oh my sweet summer child!“
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Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
I love George Takei. He seems like such a cool dude.
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not your average weirdo 4 years ago
Haha... I think I'm the only one that doesn't get the 69 thing....
#13
The House Was Way Too Quiet Yesterday While The Foster Kittens Were Out Having Playtime And My Boyfriend Was Supposed To Be Watching Them
#14
A Year Ago I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was Ok
Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
Babies need to learn about danger. Fantastic parenting, if you ask me.
#15
Wife Said She Wanted A Small Coffee Table
LuckyL 4 years ago
aaand you can't knock the cup off the table - just the whole table to the ground
Lydia Dean-Melchior 4 years ago
Love it! Base needs to be a bit bigger though so it doesn't tip over.
#16
God Speed. I'm Counting On You
littlesaresare 4 years ago (edited)
Bored Panda has always been very pro-domestic violence. It's just always sooo funny to the readers here. ☹
Load More Replies... Indy 4 years ago
Not only that but a woman who even gets hangry but can't express it has problems
Indy 4 years ago
Downvoted all you do want. Point is stop blaming your significant other for things that are common sense. PS, I'm a female.
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Riley Quinn 4 years ago
I do this silly nonsense on certain deliveries. The delivery folx get a kick out of it.
Elizabeth Spalding 4 years ago
Does anyone find the posing of a domestic violence distress note funny?? This actually happens, especially for women, so the audacity behind this guy is pretty disturbing. (ID Discovery just put out that over 50% of all homicides for females are perpetrated by a male partner) This could end up in a DV police call.
littlesaresare 4 years ago
Are you for real? His wife abuses him and you still harp on about how horrible HE is for BEING abused and how a woman MUST still SOMEHOW be the REAL victim?
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#17
On The Left Is The Photo I Posted Of My Boyfriend And I, On The Right Is His Response
#18
Looking Through My Husband's Military Coins And Found This Gem
Michael Armstrong 4 years ago
Holy crap. My buddy and I created this coin when stationed at osan. Now I'm famous? The back of the coin is cartman saying screw you guys, I'm going home
Spikey boi 4 years ago
My dad was in the marines, he told me that you would always carry one around with you in your pocket. Another marine could "challange" you at any time. If you don't have your coin, you buy the guy a drink, if you do have your coin, he buys you a drink.
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Jessamyn Zolczynski 4 years ago
Why am I reading this comment in graystillplays voice? And not Kenny?
#19
My Father Took The Time To Do This To My Mother Ladies And Gentlemen
#20
Trying To Lure My Wife To Come Hang Out
Vicky Z 4 years ago
Without chocolate i wouldn't even think to get up! Chocolate cheese and wine thanks
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Chocolate cheese? Vicky, your tastes are...something.
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Katchen 4 years ago
Because of the cup, I assume it’s vodka for a Moscow Mule.
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Nami Tantrum 4 years ago
you mean she could just grab the vodka and stay there?
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#21
I Told My Husband I Just Wanted Some "Crappy Earrings" For Christmas. He Delivered
JuJu 4 years ago
Perfect! I'd wear them all the time and tell EVERYBODY about the dinosaur poop.
Orange is aging 4 years ago
“Hey! Wanna know about my earrings?” “No thank y—” “they’re made of POOP isnt that COOL?”
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Patti Vance 4 years ago
my son bought these for his wife. he is always getting interesting things. he also got her 'star dust' from a meteor in a pendent.
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
Everything about dinosaurs is so cool, I'd totally wear their poop.
#22
My Wife Has Had This Photo Frame Hanging On The Wall For Too Long Without Any Pictures In It. I Did This While Wife Slept. I’ll Let You Know Tomorrow If I’m Still Married
Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
If my wife did this, I'd probably keep the pictures as they are lol. Although, I'd have to try to explain to my kids why their photos have been replaced by Mr Cage's.
#23
Wife Said I Was Too Fat To Be A Fireman & I Should Be A Firetruck. Joke's On Her, Now She Has To Go Trick-Or-Treating With Me
While the flashing lights on my costume give the neighborhood children seizures
Joanna Werman 4 years ago
It's not all right for your wife to call you fat. She's in time out. You have to go trick-or-treating by yourself
Jennifer Crompton 3 years ago (edited)
As the wife of a firefighter, I can confidently tell you that you are definitely not too fat to be a firefighter
#24
My Husband Started 17th Grade (His Masters Program) On The Same Day My Daughter Started 5th Grade. They’re Both Ecstatic About Back To School
Tracy Lynn 4 years ago
Your daughter's face says it all. It's not going back to school, it's the idea of her being forced to stand next to her dad in the ridiculous hat memorialized in a pic.
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
That guy looks like the father of my childhood best friend. I don't remember how old her little sister is, so I can't be completely sure if they are the people I'm thinking about.
#25
Target Husband
Happi doggi (ve/ver/vis) 4 years ago
We need the aisle number she’s in stat!
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Natalie Harper 4 years ago
They need a husband lounge at Target...video games, laptops, various games on TV, burgers, wings, and tons of beer at a bar! It's a win-win...we get to shop, and they get to do guy stuff. One too many beers...and it's, "yeah...sure...buy whatever ya want...I'm watching the game!" SCORE!!
#26
My Husband Had A Baseball Display Case Customized For Our Dog’s Foreign Body Removal
Luna W. 4 years ago
Probably would be similar in Germany. That was a complex surgery with anaesthesia...
Load More Replies... Michael Fuhry 4 years ago
Whoo boy, that tab makes my eyes water. Yikes! Still would have paid it though.
Nothanks L. Walk 4 years ago
Hang on a dog SWALLOWED that ball and it made it all the way through?
CincyReds 3 years ago
No that is why they had to do surgery. They had to remove teh ball, because it was blocking the dog, and probably would have died if not removed.
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Natalie Harper 4 years ago (edited)
Oh my goodness!!! When we were first together my parents dog had puppies and my BF at the time, now husband wanted one, so my mom gave him one for free obviously...a dachshund named Elvis. Well a couple months later Elvis got sick and we took him to the vet...swallowed a huge rock! Vet said, I don't know how this puppy even swallowed this! Had to have surgery to remove it and the bill was $650. My husband always jokes that he paid my parents almost $700 for him. And even though Elvis is now gone, I believe he still has the rock in a container 🤦♀️🤦♀️
#27
I Asked My Husband To Take On Some Christmas Cards This Year. My Sister Just Sent Me This Picture Of What He Wrote
Jessica & David
Wow can you believe it's Cheermas once again? Wow. I mean come on! Merry merry cheer pow BANG! May all the cheer cheer spirits enter your body and make your body feel warm and fuzzy as they take control. Submit to the Cheercheer. They are the true masters. Submit. We love you 100% of the time!! Kisses and hugs to you and may Santa home invade you.
XO Carly, Johnny, Forest & Emery
Gabby M 4 years ago
Better yet, start his own company. Make up the cards let the buyer fill in the names.
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Marco Conti 4 years ago
I think Hallmark is missing out on a genius here. Like the Einstein, Feynman and Hawking of greeting cards rolled into one. He is the giant upon which shoulders we aim to stand!
#28
My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
Just two land shark pals casually torturing their bro, what's your big deal?
Scott Jester 4 years ago
Wow what a jerk, and don't act like you don't know what you did. It's now eating away at my sanity one loop at a time. Well played.
Load More Replies... Valley Girl 4 years ago
Oh, thank God. At first glance, I thought these were those gang raping dolphins I read about yesterday!
Marco Conti 4 years ago
I have had tripping dreams less weird than this domestic snapshot. I'll probably dream of being chased along the Champ Elysees by ironing sharks while riding the Eiffel tower as a bronco. I'll probably lose my sanity upon waking up, but that's OK.
#29
My Fiancé And I Had Our Ultrasound On 5/5 But Because Of The Quarantine We Couldn’t Celebrate. So I Made This. She Did Not Find It As Humorous As I Did
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Not really surprised. Before they get their "babyness", they look like little aliens.
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Marco Conti 4 years ago
Pregnancy must be hard for your wife. My wife and I found it hilarious.
#30
My Wife Can't Stand It When I Do This
Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
You signed on the dotted line when you got married. You should have borrowed his glasses to read the small print.
#31
We Had Family Photos And My Wife Doesn't Want This Hanging In Our Entrance
Karla Nelsen 4 years ago
I would want it! It's FABULOUS ... look at everyone ... all impressed at Dad! Good on you Dad!
#32
When My Wife Talks About Having Another Baby, I Like To Remind Her How Painful Breastfeeding Was. Works Everytime
LuckyL 4 years ago
I love these images so much. My whole body just locked up for the first minute when my baby latched on. (But at least it's get's easier with time. )
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 4 years ago
It was easy the first time until the nurses wanted her to be woken every 2 hours no matter tired she was. Then it got easier. And then the nipples started cracking really bad and my mom was more concerned about me having uneven breasts she expected me to bare through the pain. And then it got better. I never want to go through it again. Bottle feeding if there's ever a next time for me.
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N G 4 years ago
For those guys that don't know, the baby has to bite the cap off the nipple before milk is released
ChickyChicky 4 years ago
This is not universally true. It can hurt at first, even when done correctly. It should get easier though. Until the baby turns their head suddenly without unlatching, or when they get teeth and try to bite you.
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Monic Krugell 4 years ago
Its been nine years, but I felt like grabbing my breasts in sympathy pain now.
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
Me and my first baby couldn’t get it right. Next baby was fine though, everyone is different.
Lululoohoo 4 years ago
I breastfed for 6.5 years total and though it was painful at first and took up so much of my time, It was the best thing I could have ever done for my boys! Worth every painful second
Prilsy 4 years ago
Me too! For 6 years, and nothing I ever did in My life felt so useful and necessary as breastfeeding
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Lauren McG 4 years ago
Well done ladies however long you breastfed for or if it didnt work out for you, you fed your babies and looked after them and that's what counts :)
Mz Phit 4 years ago
Thanks for acknowledging the fact that sometimes it doesn't work out- there is so much pressure on moms of newborns- and lots of judgements about feeding in particular.
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Tracey Arthur 4 years ago
I cracked and bled it was so bad but the breast milk also worked as a soothing balm. Either way once they properly latched it was smooth sailing from then on out.
Julie 4 years ago (edited)
Throughout my life the horror stories of pregnancy and being a new mother terrified me. I am here to say it is not like that in every case. At the age of 42 I became pregnant for the first time. I lost weight because I ate healthier, and did not drink alcohol. I never experienced morning sickness. My feet did not swell. I had no odd cravings for food. My delivery was quick and nearly painless. The extreme pressure was the only discomfort. My child never experienced croup, gas discomfort, cradle cap, thrush or diaper rash. Most of all, he suckled within 5 minutes of being birthed. He was born with a tooth yet, I nursed him for a full year and would have continued to his second year but he stopped taking my nipple. There is no greater experience in my life then when I nursed my boy, no discomfort, just sheer and loving bonding. We then moved to a bottle. He never used a pacifier. I loved every single second. I devoted every minute I had to my boy. His first word was "dad".
#33
Went To A Party Dressed As Myself 10 Years In The Future. Nobody Realized It Was A Costume & They Avoided Me All Night
Folks kept trying to rescue my wife from me. Joined some smokers on front lawn, the party’s host saw me out there, came out to apologize for the noise.
SykesDaMan 4 years ago
The original post (on reddit) says: 10 years ago, I went to a party dressed as myself in 10 years. We need a picture of the person 10 years ago (no costume) and a picture today! There weren't in the reddit thread (as far as I looked at least). :(
Kaspar Kristiansen 4 years ago
Nah. Not quite believable. Guess noone at the party knew you then?
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#34
My Wife And I Decided To Mess With Our Contractor
P.A.B. 4 years ago
Pranks aren’t funny for the prankee. Downvote if you want, but pranks can lead to negative results. Talking from experience. ☹️
Oopsydaisy 4 years ago
I agree. Pranks are rarely funny, and quite often humiliating. I have usually found people who play them and those who think they are funny are pretty nasty people.
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Mark Johanen 4 years ago
My daughter and I once found a hidden door under the carpet in our apartment that led to a crawl space underneath the building. We decided to get a pair of handcuffs, put some chicken blood on them, and attach them to a pipe or something down there. So the next time somebody finds this crawl space, they'll wonder.
Billy Beecham 4 years ago
Get a legit scientific skeleton and Bury it there with a hand-made book full of nonsense sigils from supernatural TV show.
#35
Asked My Husband To Take A Photo Of Me With One Of Our New Peeps
#36
Our First Child Recently Turned A Year Old. I Had To Acknowledge My Wife’s Sacrifice As Well
Stoopham McFernybabes 4 years ago
What do I get for 7 consecutive years? 😮💨(multiple children)
Load More Replies... Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
That's very good of you. My wife went through a lot of pain and discomfort when she breastfead. And, as she couldn't express, she did 100% of the feeds.
Got Myself 4 Dwarves 4 years ago
I could never express either - 4 kids, every single milk feed at all times if day/night for 2.5yrs each. I'm still waiting on my trophy
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Board Pan, duh. 4 years ago
I am right now. Lol baby 2. I'll take 2 trophies please and thanks lol
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Gotta wait until after your kid's weaned for the trophy for your second. First one, however, here you go. *hands trophy*
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Bekaroo 2 years ago
This is so thoughtful and loving! Breastfeeding is hard and takes a lot of time and energy, especially if you have to pump for any reason. You'd be utterly (udderly ha) shocked at the numerous posts in nursing groups about horrible unsupportive partners and family that nursing parents have to deal with. Having a partner acknowledge the contribution to this degree is rare and so precious.
Elizabeth Calvert 4 years ago
Man I wish I had gotten trophy for breastfeeding... It's hard work!
#37
My European Boyfriend Surfing In Australia
Juliet Hadaway 4 years ago
of coarse he has to surf like that! everythings upside down for him!
Marco Conti 4 years ago
He is surfing correctly, as far as I can tell from the northern hemisphere. Great form.
#38
Wife And I Are Out Of Work During The Shutdown And She Was Beginning To Drive Me A Little Crazy, So I Installed The Sims On Her Laptop
I'm on my 3rd day of total freedom
Monday 4 years ago
You could even go the route of custom content for free addons.
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#39
Made Some Labels For My Wife’s Contact Lenses
Wood Carver 4 years ago
Wait so she needs bifocals but still wears contacts? I will never understand the aversion to glasses
Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago
She's probably near-sighted in one eye and far-sighted in the other.
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Husband Says It's A Navy Seal
Marco Conti 4 years ago
Stolen valor! Find him a camo pattern beach ball, let's see how he handles that.
#41
The Live Distracted Boyfriend Meme
Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
To be fair, nobody can encounter Jack Black and not be instantly tempted.
#42
My Sister Asked For A Nintendo Switch For Xmas. Her Boyfriend Must Have Misunderstood
He killed it, lucky for her my parents got her the real thing. Her BF waited to make sure she got the real one before giving her the gag gift.
River Webb 4 years ago
thats nice of him, having some fun but still making sure that she isn't disappointed
#43
Not Sure Why My Husband Bought Me This Book
Celesta 4 years ago
Right! We can look up storage and organizing ideas free on line, its getting the materials thats the problem....Yes, I may have my own crafting disaster area.
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Amber Cook 4 years ago
A non crafter will never understand what a controlled chaos for us crafters look like! If somebody moves something it throws the whole shift of balance out.
Gabby M 4 years ago
My kids named my internet thing for my TV Organized Hoarder lol but at least mine was in a shed in the yard,
Load More Replies... Marco Conti 4 years ago
My wife's glass making workshop is spreading like an amoeba across the kitchen, garage and living room. Next thing you know she'll be putting things on top of my keyboards, mixer, my 12 guitars, cello, innumerable patch cords and microphone stands. We had to fire the cleaning lady when we caught her with a can of gasoline, a book of matches and a 1000 yard stare.
#44
I Don't Know What To Do. My Browser History Just Revealed That My Wife Is Cheating
LOttawa 4 years ago
They play scrabble and she's cheating by using the internet.
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MS 4 years ago
I admin the DHCP and DNS servers at a small office. A friend and coworker was playing words against me that were entirely out of his league so I looked at the DNS lookup history on the server for scrabble related URLs and sure enough. So I set up a webpage that simply said “If I wanted to play a computer, there’s an option for that.” and redirected requests for that URL to that. 10 minute after my next play, I get a text: “I’m so busted!”
#45
Twinsies (Our Grandson Is Convinced My Husband Really Is Shaggy)
Me Oh My 4 years ago
and befriend a freddy lookalike, a daphne lookalike, and me, cos i look like velma
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Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
it's possible they had a child early.... My in laws were 44 when we made them grandparents! They were married at 16 and got pregnant with my wife on their wedding night!
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#46
When We First Met She Was Over Me Playing Mw3 So Much So I Bought Her A T Shirt For X-Mas
Now every year for 10 years I have bought her my favorite game t-shirt every year much to her delight!
Chithra Warrier 4 years ago
The progression from single person to family is just so cute. So perfect.
#47
My Boyfriend Thought It Would Be Funny To Bring Our Cat Into The Pool. This Picture Is The Result. Please Enjoy
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
Don't shave your feet, be proud of your body hair!
Load More Replies... Otter 4 years ago
I'm impressed, the cat is wet, and I don't see ANY blood on the human! What a mellow kitty.
Load More Replies... Bear42212 4 years ago
Some cats like water. I had one that would sit in the tub. With me, I would put on a bathing suit and sit in the tub with her so she could be in the tub because she won't be in there without me
Otter 4 years ago
I used to have a cat who'd join me every time I took a bath. He didn't get in the water or anything, he just sat on the edge of the tub and squawked in horror. Occasionally dipped a paw in to confirm that yes, I really *was* lying in water.
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#48
Wife Was Not A Fan Of My Taste In Boat Names
Springy The Non Binary Boi(They/Them) 4 years ago
Heehee that's funny. I think your neighbour is hilarious!
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#49
My Husband Brought Home A Label Maker
Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
Well he correctly identified the cat in another posting, so I'm going to trust him on this one.
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#50
For The Past Month, This Frog Jumps From Out Of The Grass Onto The Sidewalk Each Night When We Get Home. This Is My Boyfriend Taking A Selfie With Him. His Name Is Jamal
MalayDragon 4 years ago
In Australia where i live every time it rains a little frog likes to hid under the rubber seal at the bottom of my garage door, I've named him Herbert James Frogington the 3rd.
#51
My Wife Said "I'm Going As Belle, Get The Matching Costume." I Didn't Understand The Assignment
#52
It's Not A Mess If Everything Is Where It Should Be
#53
That's Awesome
#54
This Is The “Cat” My Husband Wanted Us To Adopt
#55
I Am Picking My Wife Up At The Airport After A Long Trip, And A Good Friend Said To Bring Her Some Nice Flours As A Surprise
I am bringing her a basket FULL of her favorite flours
#56
Wife Has Been Gone A Week, And I Have Become Ungovernable
Muffin Ape 4 years ago
I know I will get down voted on this but....I must confess that I USED to like pineapples on pizzas
Monic Krugell 4 years ago
My husband has been in hospital for 1 week and 1 day now. I have been feeding the kids food and eating chocolates and chips every night for supper after they went to bed. Made me realize how much I need him, even if just for impulse control.
#57
Wife And I Bought A Car, Accidentally Took A Pic With Panorama. Guess I’m An Alien
ThEboRedEsTpANdA 4 years ago
(for people who don't get it, Zaphod Beeblebrox is a character in A Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. He has 2 heads)
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RedPandasStandUprightWithPawsUpToLookIntimidating 4 years ago
I saw this without the title and honestly thought it was conjoined twins.
#58
My Wife Fell Asleep Like This During A Movie So I Decided To Recreate "The Creation Of Adam"
Jon S. 4 years ago
New theory: Michelangelo's model fell asleep during the sketch session
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Today I Went Into My Husbands Wallet For Some Money And All I Found Was This Zillion Dollar Bill With My Cat’s Face On It. This Man Really Thinks He’s Funny
#60
I Buy My Husband A Nice New Toy, He Just Wants To Play With The Box
Jill Pulcifer 4 years ago
Her husband should hang out with my ferrets, seems like they have a lot in common.
mia.pm10 from CHI Student 4 years ago
It looks like you got an additional husband with his toy; “husband included”
#61
My Husband Has A Googly Eye Addiction
#62
My Buddy's Wife Let Him Decorate The Basement Bathroom. No Regrets
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
For a second she thought "what's the worst that could happen" and then....
#63
After A Week Off From Being A Dad, I Had To Embarrass My Wife And Daughters At The Airport
#64
I Have An Ongoing Battle With My Buddy For The Most Ridiculous Photo ID. Wife Suggested I Wear My Mother's Pink Bathrobe And "Gary Busey" Hair
#65
I Can Be Mature
Wood Carver 4 years ago
Love the when quarantine is over. Imma keep coming over but just know it's only because the bars are closed dude. Lmfao grow up indeed
Scipio Africanus 4 years ago
That’s what makes me think it could be fake. I’ve used a website where u can create fake conversations and I always choose my battery at 69 percent and my time at 4:20
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#66
For Our Anniversary, My Boyfriend Decided To Get Me A Picture Of My Dog That Does Not Reflect His Personality, Whatsoever
#67
Asked My Husband To Label Our Leftovers, "Sure Babe" He Tells Me
Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
I'd do the same. I hate sharing my food with my wife (and, for some reason, she's still with me).
#68
In Case Anyone Was Wondering. My Husband Is A Jerk. Not Something That I Want To Wonder To The Bathroom And Find At 4:15 Am
Jonathan 4 years ago
Can I be friends with your partner too? There needs to be a club for people that find it funny giving their partners frights 😂
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Yoga Kitty 4 years ago
I hope the husband is sure about his wife's sense of humour as it would be a reason for divorce for me - I hate pranks in general and this would really scare me. Not funny. At all.
#69
A Picture To Commemorate My Husband's First Day Of His Office Reopening. They Grow Up So Fast
#70
My Wife Told Me I'm Too Excited About Our New Maple Syrup Evaporator. I Told Her That's Impossible
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago (edited)
My first thought was "why would they evaporate the expensive maple syrup" then it hit me lol. Is it a common thing in Canada?
LOttawa 4 years ago (edited)
Maple tree sap is very watery and it's clear, nothing like syrup. So to turn it into syrup the sap is boiled until it reaches the desired color and consistency.
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#72
Wife Forgot To Replace The TP Roll For The 2nd Time In A Row. This Is My Attempt At A Subtle Reminder
#73
Decided To Do In-Depth Investigation Of The Dryer Ventilation Tube In The Attic While Wife And Kid Went To Get Dinner. Fell Completely Through
Hopefully, she won’t notice this in the master bathroom
River Webb 4 years ago
ii wouldn't have realised if you hadn't said so, its not very noticeable
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
Looks like an ancient demon summoning sigil, you had to do something to break it.
#74
My Husband's Halloween Costume. He's Crushing Your Head
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
"No more poppin' people's heads like grapes." --Mark Edward Fischbach, 'Superliminal' video.
#75
My Boyfriend Told Me I Was Getting Coal For Christmas. I Did
Eppe 4 years ago
How such a horrifying disaster got turned into something romantic is beyond me.
Monday 4 years ago
Disney did the same with Pocahontas....Except that wasn't even a disaster just human cruelty.
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Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
I get that it's from the Titanic and everything, but it's still just a lump of coal.
#76
I Couldn't Remember How My Husband Like His Coffee So He Made A Cheat Sheet For Me
Metaniel 4 years ago
To non-polish People :) 1. One tbsp of coffee One tbsp of sugar 2. 330ml of water (100') 3. 10 sek. Of mixy mixy
Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
Thank you! I thought they were names of fancy coffee ingredients lol.
Load More Replies... Wood Carver 4 years ago
I feel like I'm learning English again. I understand exactly half of what is written here.
Ola Polowczyk 4 years ago
It's "10 sek", "10 sekund" in Polish = "10 seconds" in English 😉
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Goth mouse (they/them) 4 years ago
I love that when its done the bear has sunglasses and says COOL AW YEA 🤣🤣🤣
#77
My Husband Left Town Today For A Bachelor Party. I Came Home To This
a_smol_berry 4 years ago (edited)
I’m not sure if anyone else was wondering what the little note on the waistband was but if you go to the original post (I’m going to sum it up, I’ll put full post, copy pasted, replying to this): Their boyfriend left a bunch of notes around the house to keep them motivated. :) That’s adorable. 💛
a_smol_berry 4 years ago (edited)
“Update: he had put a bunch of little notes all over the house. I found one in my homework (motivational), my makeup drawer, and the one in this photo. I’m sure there’s a few I haven’t found. This all started when I went on a business trip a few weeks ago and left him a hidden note for every day I was gone.”
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#78
I Just Won This Painting In An Auction. My Wife Hates It
Jessica Bertram 4 years ago
it's the one whose face is straight on, going {°◇°} that really seals the deal for me
Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
Because they FROGot their clothes...I'll leave.
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My Boyfriend And I Found Something Amazing At A Thrift Store Today
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago (edited)
I really hope you took it to the groomers for a bath before bringing it home.
#80
Think Again
#81
My Boyfriend Always Asks To See My Cat Sesame When I’m Facetiming Him. Turns Out He Enjoys Taking Screenshots Whenever I’m Being Attacked
#82
My Girlfriend Said She Is Immune To Rickrolls. Anyway, Going To Give This To Her On Her Birthday
#83
Roll Window Down, Place Broken Glass On Ground, And Stage The Area. Wife Freaked Out.
Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
She doesn't watch enough crime shows or she'd immediately noticed the glass should be inside the car in this scenario.
Sheila Stamey 4 years ago
I've seen a police officer friend who saved glass from of course minor accidents to troll his friends like that. Then someone set him up, because he was being an arsehat about it. To where it looked like they got mad at him, and said ," btw your favorite joke? Take this!" And it looked like they put a hammer through his side window of his car. His wife was in on it and about five others. It was hilarious. It was a pane of fake glass. We lived near Wilmington NC at the time and a guy knew a guy who worked on a movie set. It was awesome.
#84
My Wife Had The Virus And I Didn't So She Makes Me Wait In The Car When We Get Groceries. I Made A Sign
Mimi La Souris 4 years ago
euuuuh, she is sick and she is going out ? ... i miss the point or... ?
#85
I Had A Shirt Made With Unflattering Pictures Of My Wife
ZuluIsraeliAmnesiac 4 years ago
This man is a genius. My girlfriend is a little insecure at times and thinks I'm attractive to others girls (only she thinks so haha). This shirt says "definitely taken" and "do you want this lady after you?"
#86
I Asked Him To Cut The Pizza Into 4 Pieces This Is What I Got
#87
Suddenly My Boyfriend Decided To Wait For Me! I Think It's Love
#88
Noticed A Section Of The Hedge Had Turned Brown And Died. Mentioned It To My Husband, Came Home To This
Me Oh My 4 years ago
He could have gotten a matching shade of green, though.
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#89
Husband Leading Blind Wife Into A Strip Club
8Yorkies-and-63cats 4 years ago (edited)
Making a random guess: Maybe she's the owner and one of her employees is helping her get to her office?
#90
My Boyfriend Trying On Different Showers To See Which He Likes
Piper Meadow 4 years ago
My husband did the same thing because he's tall and didn't fit in most of all. :))
Poultry Geist 4 years ago
Mine 6’6 we had a plumber come in and move our shower head up. He can wash the top of his head now 😂
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Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
But… you decide yourself how high you hang the showerhead? Who cares what height it is in the store?
#91
I Asked My Husband If He Could Print Something For Me
#92
My Husband Got Me The Traditional Gift Of Ivory For Our 14th Wedding Anniversary
Klas Klättermus 4 years ago
For those of you who like me was curious what this product is, it seems to be a soap brand!
#93
“Boyfriend Subscription”
Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
That's a great deal. Pay the subscription before the prices go up.
#94
Gift I Got For My Girlfriend's First Day Of Work
#95
My Wife Seriously Thought I Wouldn't Be Able To Find The Stud. Jokes On Her
Falcon 4 years ago
I've done this so many times... I have a gift for finding rebar in concrete 🤦♂️
AnnaBanana 4 years ago
Yep, me too, when hanging pictures. Never look behind the art on my walls...
Load More Replies... Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago
If at first you don't succeed, try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try again.
cory harrison 4 years ago
that is a serious looking ceiling mount, with lag bolts. what exactly are you hanging from the ceiling?
#96
Moms Presents From Dad - Her Face Says It All
Klas Klättermus 4 years ago (edited)
No her face doesn't say what she got. What is that even? Tools? Hard for me to tell when it is so out of focus (or moving)
#97
Max Made Me A Plate Of Bacon, Pancakes And Banana For Breakfast. Isn’t He Funny
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
Add a splash of sauce, serve it on a hubcap and charge a week's wage for it
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Got My Wife An Ipod, Couldn’t Resist The Free Engraving
ThEboRedEsTpANdA 4 years ago
YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A LITTL GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORD AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS BLUE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE...................... I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DI DA BA DEE DA BA DI DA BA DEE DA BA DIIIII I'M BLUE...
#99
Coming Home From A Long Day Of Work And Then Rehearsal And All I Wanted Was A Small Glass Of Milk. Well Ask And You Shall Receive
plain bOrEd not panda 4 years ago
Isn't this funny how our minds could remember small things, smells, food, sounds that can make us feel better or remember stuff as being right there again in time and space? I mean I always connect this sudden desire to drink a cup of milk with my little baby self needing warmth and cosiness.
#100
Boyfriend Stuck This On And Thought It Was Hilarious
#101
My BF Gave Me This Rubber Band To Bend My Hair. I Didn’t Realize It Wasn’t Really A Rubber Band Until The End Of The Day
Tassenküchlein168 4 years ago
End or beginning. - Depends on what side you are.
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#102
My Days Of PC Gaming Are Over Since I Showed My So The World Of Tanks Holiday Ops 2021. I Am The Cat Lady Now
#103
I Asked My Husband To Seal An Envelope For Mailing
#104
My Husband Labeled Our Frozen Meats After Our Last Store Trip. I Got A Good Laugh Pulling This Out For Dinner
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
... since when is t.its a word that need censoring? Is BP not aware they are also birds?
Raptor 4 years ago
Great tits, southern penduline-tits, tufted titmouse...
Load More Replies... Klas Klättermus 4 years ago
Kind of useless post when the entire "content" of the image is censored.
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Rachael Sampson 4 years ago
You have these articles a lot BP but for some reason you never do funny wives or girlfriends who also make sure the relationship is never boring.
TrixicBird(Any pronouns) 4 years ago
Charging... Charging... Charging... Charging... Faith in humanity restored (for now)
Good Engineer 4 years ago
Greatest thing I have ever experienced in my life and my broken marriage. and I saw a wonderful testimony of Lisa on a psychic page about the good works of Dr Sani. I never believed it, because I have never heard anything about such a miracle before. Nobody would have been able to convince me about it not until drsanisolutionhome72@gmail.com did a marvelous work for me that restored my broken marriage by getting my husband back to me and leaving the other woman he wanted to marry. as his new wife after fixing their wedding date. I was truly shocked when my husband knelt down pleading for forgiveness for me to accept him back. I am really short of words to use to show my appreciation to Dr Sani For his a God sent to me and my Entire family for divine restoration of my marriage. Contact him now for any kind of help via email: drsanisolutionhome72@gmail.com Whatsapp:+2349039478952 https://www.facebook.com/drsanisolutioncentre71/
Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago
My mom always told me "only boring people get bored"
Load More Replies... Rachael Sampson 4 years ago
You have these articles a lot BP but for some reason you never do funny wives or girlfriends who also make sure the relationship is never boring.
TrixicBird(Any pronouns) 4 years ago
Charging... Charging... Charging... Charging... Faith in humanity restored (for now)
Good Engineer 4 years ago
Greatest thing I have ever experienced in my life and my broken marriage. and I saw a wonderful testimony of Lisa on a psychic page about the good works of Dr Sani. I never believed it, because I have never heard anything about such a miracle before. Nobody would have been able to convince me about it not until drsanisolutionhome72@gmail.com did a marvelous work for me that restored my broken marriage by getting my husband back to me and leaving the other woman he wanted to marry. as his new wife after fixing their wedding date. I was truly shocked when my husband knelt down pleading for forgiveness for me to accept him back. I am really short of words to use to show my appreciation to Dr Sani For his a God sent to me and my Entire family for divine restoration of my marriage. Contact him now for any kind of help via email: drsanisolutionhome72@gmail.com Whatsapp:+2349039478952 https://www.facebook.com/drsanisolutioncentre71/
Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago
My mom always told me "only boring people get bored"
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