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It's easy to get complacent in a relationship, which is why it's important to spice things up every once in awhile. Some men take their significant others out for a spontaneous romantic dinner for example. Others come home with bouquets of flowers, not to say "i'm sorry" but simply to say "you rock." And some men like to keep things interesting by leaving cardboard cutouts of clowns in the washing machine and pretending to cut their partner's hair off when they've got their back turned. After all, nothing says "I love you" quite as much as a good old practical joke...right?

Scroll down for more examples, compiled by Bored Panda, of men who are willing to risk their relationship for the sake of a laugh or two. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

When My Wife Leaves Town, I Get Bored. Six Days Into Her Vacation I Joked "I'm Going To Have A Formal Dinner With The Cats." Then I Thought About It For A While

When My Wife Leaves Town, I Get Bored. Six Days Into Her Vacation I Joked "I'm Going To Have A Formal Dinner With The Cats." Then I Thought About It For A While

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Maike
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don`t they all look dapper in their Tuxedos... Cats are like: At least someone who understands how we should dine...

Lucida
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm impressed by the cat's table manners, that none of them climbed up on the table.

Fsociety
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Purrfect dinner companions!

Lisa Greene
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar!

Sue Bentley
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, when does she leave town again?

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    #2

    My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

    My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome. Love the dedication

    just a thought !
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly ! This takes more thinking than the actual decorations

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can almost hear the snickering he made when thinking these up. Love it.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you put a lot of work in this, I think she will be happy after all

    hcaballero57
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did something similar to the wife on Valentine's Day

    Robyn Denton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wonderful! Absolutely brilliant!

    Sue Bentley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love literalism! He really gets you.

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    #3

    My Wife’s Face On Our Wedding Day Compared To When She Met Rob...

    My Wife’s Face On Our Wedding Day Compared To When She Met Rob...

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    Andreas Liveris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not who is next to her but who she is looking at. 1st picture: the photographer 2nd picture: most probably you, the husband So there you have it

    Lindsay Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's another photo in this series that's missing - the wife posted it. The husband was smiling just as much when standing next to Rob Lowe. :)

    Kylie Rixon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t be too hard on yourself - very few mere mortals can compete with Rob Lowe 😄

    Linda Callaway
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are every bit as cute as Rob Lowe...just so you know.💖

    Shawna Christine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not like his smile is that big on the wedding either sooo

    Emily Johnston
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look made for each other. Too bad Rob Lowe is already married.

    candy gram
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To husband, dont be jealous. Wife just finds it amusing that Rob Lowe has finally caught up with aging. :-D

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    #4

    Watching My Girlfriend's Tortoise While She's On Vacation. She Told Me To Keep Him Out Of Trouble

    Watching My Girlfriend's Tortoise While She's On Vacation. She Told Me To Keep Him Out Of Trouble

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    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a tortoise. Turtles live by the sea. And their limbs are completely different.🐢

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he did not join the teenage mutants...

    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he was not on his back, that would have been trouble for a Tortoise, so good Job! I bet though someone who goes through your browser history is going to be a litlle bit confused

    CBN2143
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hang out with that turtle!

    Terri Rowland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂💖

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kept the boyfriend out of trouble. Too busy!

    karenza
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hilarious - and very clever - thanks for sharing this

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    #5

    Had Minor Surgery Today. My Husband Didn't Want To Take Any Chances So He Wrote Instructions On My Arms And Legs

    Had Minor Surgery Today. My Husband Didn't Want To Take Any Chances So He Wrote Instructions On My Arms And Legs

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahaha, this needs more upvotes! Best. Husband. ever.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad did this. "Replace this hip" (on left thigh) and "NOT THIS HIP" (on right thigh).

    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had ankle surgery they gave me a marker in pre op and had me write "no" and "yes" ok each ankle myself.

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome! I bet the doctors had a good laugh!

    Belinda Forbes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as the "do not" isn't rubbed off.

    AJ Reader
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I only see three limbs here...

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More important than you might think!

    Erin Zelnio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all joke, but accidental amputations are a thing.

    Crappy Annoying Google-
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And one around her neck....just to be sure! :D

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    #6

    I Ask My Husband If He Realises He Has Never Actually Painted Us Both In The Same Painting So He Paints This Masterpiece

    I Ask My Husband If He Realises He Has Never Actually Painted Us Both In The Same Painting So He Paints This Masterpiece

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A for commitment, also this is what marriage looks like, a little bit gross a lot comfortable and much trust that what happens in the home stays in the... o wait sorry.

    Melina Pothier
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious panting but ew no, I would never go to the bathroom while my husband is in there or be in there while he goes. Gotta keep the sexiness alive! Before people start whining, I don't care if you do it, I just would never

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't either. We've been married almost 15 years and the bathroom is private for each of us. There must be some mystery.

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    Pandola
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's very good as a painter...I really like it

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be in some famous gallery in 150 years, mark my words!

    Ellis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “This is how people lived in the 21st century”

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    Carol Hill
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he made her butt look good!

    eleven's eggos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a gorgeous piece, the perfect mix of comfort and beauty. I love to see that they are comfortable with each other, it is my goal in 8 years

    Out of chocolate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. REALLY. Like this. Sick an intimate (RELATABLE) moment. I love the feel of it. The style and content just mesh so well.

    Monika
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this ain't savage <3 this is love

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    #7

    My Girlfriend Took A Pic At The Dallas Aquarium. I Took A Pic At Target. They're Virtually Indistinguishable

    My Girlfriend Took A Pic At The Dallas Aquarium. I Took A Pic At Target. They're Virtually Indistinguishable

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahah now thats a good one!

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your fish is happier. Clearly, you're a winner here..

    makki
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there the same picture twice?

    Mhiller17
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one is from the aquarium ?

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yayyy you found Nemo! Now let's find Dory ! 🐡

    Sue Bentley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, nature is everywhere, just look around you and re-create it, because the rest is going to be in an aquarium or museum, perhaps arboretum.

    Troy Currie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you could have found a green carpet it would have been amazing.

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    #8

    My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

    My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don`t understand why, all the most important facts are there

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last line.. so original...

    eleven's eggos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Everything there is quality writing. Isn't this Shakespeare?

    Tracy Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Lord !!!!!!!!! KKKEEEEPPPPPPPP HHHIIIMMMMMMM !!

    Hamdhaan Hassan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i appreciate that, i thought that was nice

    Dale Garrett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds exactly like what my husband would say! Lol

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not yet past being fawned upon?

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    #9

    This Is What Happens When You Let Your Boyfriend Take The Cat To The Groomer

    This Is What Happens When You Let Your Boyfriend Take The Cat To The Groomer

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    Mikleo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat seems to hate it.

    Zoe Nikolakakis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best hair( or fur in this case) style I've seen in years, literally all the boys at my school try to show off their hair styles

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn't seem to mind it all that much. Well done.

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    #10

    My Wife Didn't Want To Take Maternity Pictures, So I Hired A Photographer And Took Her Place

    My Wife Didn't Want To Take Maternity Pictures, So I Hired A Photographer And Took Her Place

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    CBN2143
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that he's not even covering his nipple in the first pic! HAHA!

    Кonstantin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men's dream come true - showing nipples in public ))

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only her pregnancy would end in 9 months.. and yours is eternal..

    Patterson Ellison
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a very brave man! Thumbs up to you. Just wondering if you actually took it all the way to the labour ward. If you did, mind sharing some pictures of that too :D :D :D :D

    Csanálosi Andrea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I can see that baby moving on the 3rd one

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now she's gotta let you keep the beer belly.

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    #11

    My Girlfriend Said If I Could Find Uglier Footwear, She Would Stop Poking Fun At My Crocs

    My Girlfriend Said If I Could Find Uglier Footwear, She Would Stop Poking Fun At My Crocs

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    Mikleo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New challenge. Find uglier footwear than those fish.

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love them! Especially in combination with those business trousers :D

    David
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She still need to make fun of the Crocs

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Challenge accepted - last seen worn by Smithers when Mr Burns was out for the night, having dinner with the Donald shoes-5a21...14a103.jpg shoes-5a2135d14a103.jpg

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love them. I hope you wear them when you go out together.

    Alia Gail
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those aren’t ugly at all!! they’re GLAMOROUS!!!

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want them for my sister as a troll

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    #12

    My Boyfriend Of 7 Years And I Are Both Physicists. Here's How He Proposed To Me

    My Boyfriend Of 7 Years And I Are Both Physicists. Here's How He Proposed To Me

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    Cody Eriksen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How Sheldon, Leonard, or Howard should have done it.

    CelSlade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh... no... Sheldon would have the brains for it doesn't have the required sense of humour or romance. Leonard has the brains and romance, but would be proposing to Penny, and lets face it she'd be stuck on the first sentence. Howard is romantic and has the sense of humour but is more likely to write a song - he's not the 'test study' type. However, if you were to combine the lot... I just realized I know more about this series than is healthy XD

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    Pandola
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this my favourite in the world...lovely

    Daniëlle Raats
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should mail this to Bigbang and see if they copy it in the episodes

    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be way longer than just 1 page though.. haha

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    Fluffy Destroyer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long did it take for her to realize he was proposing?

    makki
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how formal it is!! he seems pretty smart

    Caroline Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that he typeset it in LaTeX!

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    #13

    The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

    The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats at least very original

    Deena Salzman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they saw Stranger than Fiction. Still cute though!

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    Hamdhaan Hassan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isnt that better than flowers, you can use them later

    panic!atTheYeemo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are boyfriend puns a thing yet? because i rock at those! not as much as this guy, but still.

    Maria Tag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any suburban "health" mom would be thrilled!

    Chocolate Quente e Biscoitos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very thoughtful! There's even organic coconut flour S2

    Christy Wichman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . .unless she's into baking, I'd doubt his sincerty 😉

    Allie Faux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it!! If she does a lot of Christmas baking she's probably thrilled with his apology.

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    #14

    When My Wife Asked Me To "Touch Up" Our Engagement Photos

    When My Wife Asked Me To "Touch Up" Our Engagement Photos

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that boat from Saving Private Ryan?

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so funny when you think of drone strikes on weddings in Iraq...

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really made me laugh out loud! I love it!!!

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    #15

    I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsman

    I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsman

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mission accomplished!

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sense of humor is so necessary. This is priceless!

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The underwear on the right! Love these! Good job boys!

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't get more "serious" than magic Mike, I mean IRON MEN 😂

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't love this? Awesome.

    Yunyann See
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ironing trouser is very serious job.

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    #16

    Boyfriend

    Boyfriend

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    Sarah K
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're weird for wasting your time judging total strangers you know nothing about.

    Justi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love it. what a funny life when your partner has imagination.

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humor in a relationship is underrated. This one is a winner!

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bot is short for bottom in the UK as well as being short for robot. This could have read a couple of ways for me...

    Katie Smith
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    8 years ago

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    Don't call your boyfriend "sweet boy". It's weird.

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    #17

    This Is How You Support A Marathoning Girlfriend

    This Is How You Support A Marathoning Girlfriend

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really love this one :)

    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK someone please explain, I don't get it. What's the picture of the weird baby have to do with it? "Y Tho"...? What the hell?

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, this is one cute couple.

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they post it on social media,y tho?

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    #18

    The Way This Husband Is Thankful To His Wife And Children

    The Way This Husband Is Thankful To His Wife And Children

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    panic!atTheYeemo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel this way everyday! i write so my friends are always bugging me! shut the f**k up, you cant rush art!!! AHHHH!

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is this book? i think i have it, but not sure

    Anna Vinefly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeahhh, im writer too, and my freinds and pats always bla bla bla :D

    Krysta Pandoo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, that was the teacher in me raging out.

    Krysta Pandoo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the punctuation is missing.

    Caturday Forgot Her Log-In 3.0
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That it is. Maybe the author meant it as an aesthetic, haiku type of effect?

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    #19

    My Newly-Wed Friend Left This For His Wife

    My Newly-Wed Friend Left This For His Wife

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! Btw, is he still married?

    Robert Morson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. The right half got stolen by the dog before Stefanie found it.

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    Allie Faux
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very good, I really admire people who have the ingenuity to write these kinds of letters.

    Krzystof
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Es bueno de cojones -- She might never have read the other side of the paper!

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    Niriha Datta
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thinks it is clever.....not so much. perhaps she understands his "humor".

    Ryan Yan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how was the original placement of these two halves?

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    #20

    Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

    Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do not touch the crime scene!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Haha, funny. Now, clean the fridge." ♥

    Matt_Young_
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sacrifice to the sugary gods! All hail the mighty Coke can!!!

    Daniëlle Raats
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the coke in the fridge with an icicle

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    #21

    My Girlfriend Was Out Of Town So My Dog And I Finally Had The Dinner We're Always Putting Off

    My Girlfriend Was Out Of Town So My Dog And I Finally Had The Dinner We're Always Putting Off

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Dog looks as if he thinks: quit fooling yourself man you know we need her, you better make sure she comes back! Also the wine does not go well with my stew.

    Emily Johnston
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the dog was all "Oh right Karen goes out of town and now you expect me to drop everything and eat dinner with you. You have some nerve buddy"

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    Rhonda Thompson Strickland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog is saying, "Where is she? What did you do with her? She better be OK and be home SOON!!" Dog doesn't look happy at all.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog looks drunk

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww the dog is a keeper 😍 😁

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    #22

    My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

    My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

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    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Love is like a fart. If you force it, it’s probably c**p.’ -Ryan Higa

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww that's every girls dream to be a fart toucher ! 😅

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    #23

    Heard My Husband Telling The Dog To Stay Still In The Kitchen, Walked In And This Greeted Me

    Heard My Husband Telling The Dog To Stay Still In The Kitchen, Walked In And This Greeted Me

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    scrappyrat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little foot sticking out from under the blanket is just too cute.

    Jessabelle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been awful if that dog farted while this picture was being taken for revenge! Lol! 😂😂😂😂

    Angel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the dog looks as guilty as the husband would be if we could see his face LOL

    Crappy Annoying Google-
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I REALLY, REALLY hope that is a paw sticking out! :D

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    #24

    I Start My Dream Job Tomorrow (Maternity Nursing). Here's The Cake My Boyfriend Got Me To Celebrate

    I Start My Dream Job Tomorrow (Maternity Nursing). Here's The Cake My Boyfriend Got Me To Celebrate

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    Tiari
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waaaay beyond cool, it's amazing!

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    Caturday Forgot Her Log-In 3.0
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy. That job title threw me off...I though her job was to help mothers nurse...

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    #25

    "Sex After 40" Book Prank

    "Sex After 40" Book Prank

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well this jokes on you, if she takes this seriously...

    Kenny Loop
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking that's a gag gift from her son.

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    Char Char
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his reaction! really cracked himself up!

    Kandi Leatrice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part of this picture is the guy cracking up in the background

    Cher Meeks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him laughing in the background is the best part!!

    Dara
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the guy in the back

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they need to update the books. 40 is the new 30!

    Denise Korski
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is priceless! The facial expressions...LOL

    Autumn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he is dying, and she is just... smiling lmao

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    #26

    My Brother Was Sad His Girlfriend Couldn't Come To Our Halloween Party, So He Came As Both Of Them

    My Brother Was Sad His Girlfriend Couldn't Come To Our Halloween Party, So He Came As Both Of Them

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    Cyndi H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... he'd make a pretty girl

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is above and beyond awesome! What did he do though, cut the other leg off the pants/tights? LMAO

    Rivkaka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He even prepared for it with the beard growing :p. Very cool!

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a question I ever though I'd have to ask...... but how do you get half a pair of jeans so stay up?

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    #27

    I Bought My Wife A Necklace For Christmas. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible. He Pulled Out A Roll Of Tape And Said "As You Wish Sir"

    I Bought My Wife A Necklace For Christmas. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible. He Pulled Out A Roll Of Tape And Said "As You Wish Sir"

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why was he even prepared for this? i had to ask.

    Beatz Girl (Erica)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DOesn't look that ugly to be honest. I'd just like to say 'good luck' to the wife who has to open it.

    Stef_Stef
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW that's what I call being prepared for weird situations XD

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it looks like HE wrapped it. Maybe that was the point. That's pretty bad lol

    Lisa Wright
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooo looks like a pandora box to me!

    Sumaya Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the wrapping looks realy good you should have wrapped it your self.

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    #28

    My Wife Looked Menacing While Throwing Her Bouquet, So I Used My Few Skills In PS To Fit The Mood

    My Wife Looked Menacing While Throwing Her Bouquet, So I Used My Few Skills In PS To Fit The Mood

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    Cat Lady
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks really freaking cool

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family Wars : The beer returns

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    #29

    Fell Asleep In The RV. Husband Got All The Kids To Scream At Once. I Woke Up To This. Still Not Talking To Those Assholes

    Fell Asleep In The RV. Husband Got All The Kids To Scream At Once. I Woke Up To This. Still Not Talking To Those Assholes

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    Sharon Ewing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it .Thank God it didn't happen to me!. I don't think I have to many left !

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    Kangi Win
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame you. If my hubby did that, I'd kill him.

    Cat person
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't use that work. So cringeworthy

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    Brianna Bastian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What how? What is happening here?! I don't understand. Can someone dumb it down for me?

    lil ninja
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the truck in front of them is being towed

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    Beatz Girl (Erica)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised she had time to take a photo. It's like those YouTube videos that are titled "Moments Before Disaster".

    Kathleen Cooper
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't blame you. That is unforgivable but a little funny. This is something my husband would of initiated.

    Benicio del Pilitch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't get it - unless they're not moving and that's a picture on the windshield... 🤔

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    #30

    I Got Bored And Turned On The Motion Detection On Our Nanny Cam And Set It Email My Wife While She's At Work Tonight. Then I Dressed Up In An Old Halloween Mask And Set My Plan Into Motion. My Ear Is Still Bleeding From Her Phone Call. But Yet I Can't Wait To Buy More Masks.

    I Got Bored And Turned On The Motion Detection On Our Nanny Cam And Set It Email My Wife While She's At Work Tonight. Then I Dressed Up In An Old Halloween Mask And Set My Plan Into Motion. My Ear Is Still Bleeding From Her Phone Call. But Yet I Can't Wait To Buy More Masks.

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaaaaa that kid is absolutely casual about this...

    Ellis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sigh* Daddy’s goofing around... AGAIN

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    Out of chocolate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids probably calling her work. “Mooooom dads being weeeeird.”

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about a scary prank, but I'm sure she knew it was him. That's a beautiful baby and the lighting/shine is phenomenal lol

    makki
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehh not the best or funniest idea

    Alia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is funny sending a new mom into panic.

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    #31

    So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

    So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

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    Gabriela Kucharowitch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 bucks say, they are not dating each other anymore...

    MissMary
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Flemish keeper is a word for goalie :-)

    Mariellen Jackson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way this would work is if there was a ring inside!

    Pragya Fating
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have given her the snitch. It makes me happy

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    #32

    So I Sent My Husband An Email Asking What He Would Like For Dinner, But I Forgot A Space In Between Quesadillas And Or. This Is The Response I Received

    So I Sent My Husband An Email Asking What He Would Like For Dinner, But I Forgot A Space In Between Quesadillas And Or. This Is The Response I Received

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    Alysha Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This deserves way more up votes!

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    #33

    For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can't Get Rid Of, I've Hung As "Art" In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room

    For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can't Get Rid Of, I've Hung As "Art" In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room

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    Pamula Furness
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like IT! Open it up as a modern Art studio/gallery!

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now you see why she didn't want to get rid of it. Looks really great!

    Wendi-Starr Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that grinder over on the shelf could probably be used for the onions in my next chowder...

    Lucy Sadko
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you will enjoy if the door or chair will get loose one day

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll be useful if gravity shifted.

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    #34

    Today My Boyfriend Bought A Label Maker

    Today My Boyfriend Bought A Label Maker

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lets jus say you better sleep with one eye open from now on.

    Mhiller17
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually quite helpful! I wasn’t sure if that was a cat or a dog but now I know!

    Emma Magg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So helpful, I thought those furry things were cows xd

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids found my label maker and did the same.

    Christina Waide
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he is trying to learn English. Or maybe the cat is.

    Christine Deahn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p. One of my sons did that with a post-it. Way to overstate the obvious.

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    #35

    My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

    My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

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    Ashley Say Wha?!?
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny! I'm guessing in return he wants you to dress up as the princess in that sexy two piece number ;)

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haa.... Haa..... Haaaa..... (Said in Jabba voice. If you don't know what that sounds like, I can't help you.)

    offline
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know this pic with the headline:"my girlfriend wanted to give me a sexy surprise today!"...which would be even funnier:D

    #36

    My Girlfriend Asked For A Dick Pic. I Sent Her This

    My Girlfriend Asked For A Dick Pic. I Sent Her This

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    Melissa Kennedy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman who actually asked for a d**k pick? Inconceivable!

    Ryan Yan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next request from her: explain why it got large WITHOUT her

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for her to ask that is tacky.

    Lisa Fortier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No woman ever ASKS for a dickpick.

    Signe Manat Hansen
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    7 years ago

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    You know she did not ask for that.

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    #37

    My Wife Is Stuck At Work Today, So Me And The Cat Texted Her Some Selfies

    My Wife Is Stuck At Work Today, So Me And The Cat Texted Her Some Selfies

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    Alia Gail
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat was happy up until he put glasses on them lol

    Amy Force
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cat's *FACE* on that LAST one tho! XD`````

    Poor unfortunate soul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the second pic it kinda looks like the cat is f*cking him...

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    #38

    Girlfriend Said To Print Off A Nice Picture Of Our Dog And A "Normal" Picture Of Her Friend's Dog And It Better Not Be Photoshopped. So I Made These

    Girlfriend Said To Print Off A Nice Picture Of Our Dog And A "Normal" Picture Of Her Friend's Dog And It Better Not Be Photoshopped. So I Made These

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    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell someone NOT to do something and you know they will do it lol

    Autumn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it was photoshopped, but in a funny way lmao

    #39

    Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

    Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

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    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trying to plug something in at a friends house & one of the plug-in squirt air fresheners got me right in the eye

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    #41

    My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

    My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, sir, are an a**hole :D

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done Sir! Show that to all your male friends. But NEVER let your wife see it.

    Niriha Datta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. You are so thoughtful and caring......NOT

    Corey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he took many pictures that day

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone wants a date with the labor simulator.

    Crappy Annoying Google-
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you see your daughter on Thursday's and every other weekend?

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    #42

    So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

    So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

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    #43

    Met Sean Astin At A Comic-Con. I Told Him My Wife Cries At The End Of 'Fellowship Of The Ring,' When Sam Chases After Frodo's Boat, Every Time. This Was The Autograph I Got

    Met Sean Astin At A Comic-Con. I Told Him My Wife Cries At The End Of 'Fellowship Of The Ring,' When Sam Chases After Frodo's Boat, Every Time. This Was The Autograph I Got

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    Henry Crank
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell that scene makes me tear up. Sam is the friend we all need.

    MiddleEarth
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I do too. Every time!

    Holger Lockertsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tear up to that scene every time too. I actually think we're supposed to!

    Maria Tag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh! Lucky! I would be the opposite of mad!

    #44

    My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

    My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smile says that she is sporty about it...

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good one! Even the little one is laughing

    Coleen
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. Where on earth did you find that? I loved that show.

    Vaughn Hyndman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! My favorite show... I want one! ( with a Coach fancy bag inside? Haha)

    Autumn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a COACH bag... with a literal coach. *ba dum tss*

    aaaaa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't miss the Kid smiling..

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    #45

    Dinner For Two. My Girlfriend's Been Out Of The Country For A Little Too Long

    Dinner For Two. My Girlfriend's Been Out Of The Country For A Little Too Long

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    BoredBirgit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the smaller drinking glass for kitty

    Kann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kitty's face was like: Seriously? You think this small dish is enough for me? You've gotta kitten me!

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah the sniffer in this pic takes the cake!

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat was like "What do I do that I deserve this?"

    Thanuth Thon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat face is like: are you sure you wanna do this?

    Emma Magg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the cat fancy fish, too! Ur an a*****e

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    #46

    Picking A Fight With My Wife

    Picking A Fight With My Wife

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    Erisa Desu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not even mad, that's impressive

    Cerys Dunbar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would eat the rest to annoy him

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *wife escalates, cuts whole damn thing on the bias*

    Elina Kuusisto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus points for the Little Mermaid plate

    Emma Magg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes me so mad just to see that cuz I’m OCD

    Simon White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! This would send my wife scatty, must create this at home.

    Wise Girl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love your little mermaid plate

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    #47

    My Boyfriend Thinks It's Funny To Piss Me Off By Figuring Out What Outfit I'm Wearing Out With Him And Matching It

    My Boyfriend Thinks It's Funny To Piss Me Off By Figuring Out What Outfit I'm Wearing Out With Him And Matching It

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first picture: cat likes it, second picture: cat is confused and also judgung you.

    BoredBirgit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So just wear a skirt or a dress :-)

    Kangi Win
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sweet. So, if you don't like it, tell him you have to pee, and go slip on a little black dress or change your shirt or something.

    #48

    Thought I Looked Cute As Hell Today And My Boyfriend Told Me I Look Like Pinhead Larry

    Thought I Looked Cute As Hell Today And My Boyfriend Told Me I Look Like Pinhead Larry

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    pikachu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with him, but it's really funny. Please don't take offence

    Erin Zelnio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're both right. She does look like Pinhead Larry, but she's a cute Pinhead Larry.

    Kangi Win
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do look cute. You look nothing like that creepy cartoon.

    Rabbitt209
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're adorable. He's a pinhead!

    Brandi Gates
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NAILED IT. But she's adorable...no offense should be taken here :)

    Reid Miles
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your adorablely cute. Time for a new bf

    Crappy Annoying Google-
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you getting along with you new boyfriend?

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    #49

    I Wore This Custom Shirt During My Wife's Labor. Wife Was Not Amused

    I Wore This Custom Shirt During My Wife's Labor. Wife Was Not Amused

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    panic!atTheYeemo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its all fun and games till she punches you in the stomach because she agrees.

    Erin Zelnio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think getting punched in the stomach is the least of his worries. His testicles are at a good level for easy grasping, after all.

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    A Ghost
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wife in the background is great!

    Ali_M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till she kicks you in the nuts with a t shirt saying 'I did this to you!'

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    #50

    Husband Bought Me A New T-Shirt To Wear When I Go Sporting

    Husband Bought Me A New T-Shirt To Wear When I Go Sporting

    noxious_toast Report

    Alexandra Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get it at shirt.woot.com... click the Top 20 link neat the top

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    Emma Magg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I hate sports with balls, but I’m great at horse riding

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    #51

    My Girlffriend Said She Wanted Comfort Food. I Present: The Cheese Couch

    My Girlffriend Said She Wanted Comfort Food. I Present: The Cheese Couch

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    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable. Looks like a stick of butter though lol

    Danny Waller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cheesecake couch would be better.

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American cheese looks like butter? (Sorry if I'm assuming wrong and it's not American)

    Christina Sietam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try making it out of butter next time.

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    #52

    My Wife Was Mad At Me Because I Hadn't Updated My Cover Photo On Facebook To Include Our New Daughter Yet

    My Wife Was Mad At Me Because I Hadn't Updated My Cover Photo On Facebook To Include Our New Daughter Yet

    daitenshe Report

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    #53

    I Made This For My Wife. After Nearly 20 Years Valentines Are Hard

    I Made This For My Wife. After Nearly 20 Years Valentines Are Hard

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    read041
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ans they say romance dies the longer your married. lol

    Berlinda Dunbar-Nye
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until you hit the almost 39 year mark ;-)

    Brandi Gates
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we are married to the same man....In fact I am sure of it...Jason?

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    #54

    My Wife Wasn't Impressed. Still Worth It

    My Wife Wasn't Impressed. Still Worth It

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh those wacky Canadians

    Pamda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to borrow my boyfriend's laptop to update a ppt before a presentation, and left the USB in while I ran to the bathroom. I came back to find he had renamed the USB to "Perky Boobs." So glad I noticed before I plugged it into the computer hooked up to the projector...

    mbergen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so doing this to my wife!!! , eh!

    Thomas Meyer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Switzerland, you can write anything next to the correct Zip code, the letter will arrive. Greetings, Thomas, 8047 Diarrhea.

    Coleen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually brought tears from laughing.

    Crappy Annoying Google-
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She actually goes by her maiden name, Ms. Jiggleboobs Honeypillows.

    Maria Lorna Cusi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job upping the game, Bart Simpson!

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    #55

    My Husband Everyone

    My Husband Everyone

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    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love can make anyone an idiot,but I never heard of 2 at once.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, I know two people who call each other a******s, affectionately of course lol

    Caturday Forgot Her Log-In 3.0
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, whatever floats their boat. Is it noteworthy though? I'm not so sure

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    #56

    I Just Had Twin Girls, This Is Their First Night Light. My Wife Was Not As Enthused As I Was

    I Just Had Twin Girls, This Is Their First Night Light. My Wife Was Not As Enthused As I Was

    stormtrooperulloa Report

    Kangi Win
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thor's hammer in the wall theme is awesome!! Where did you get that light? I'm getting those for my house! Seriously!!

    JustABobcat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon and Target both have it. Search for "mjolnir nightlight" on google to find it.

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    Kyle Hart
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife would be down for this.

    Robyn Denton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could your wife not LOVE this??

    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're wife should be. I would totally let my husband put that up. It's awesome!

    Claudia Stieble
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would got for Iron Man or Cap's shield, but Mjolnir is awesome too. :D

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    #57

    When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

    When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

    maddipotter28 Report

    N G
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *and she uses it to strangle her boyfriend

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The does not seem to be hundret percent content.

    Mhiller17
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked for a golden retriever and you bring e this? I bet this isn’t even real gold!!

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual golden retrievers (dogs) look less gold than this.

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    Crappy Annoying Google-
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, it is useful to people with only 1 foot.

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    #58

    This Is What My Boyfriend Did To Prevent Me From Snooping Before He Proposed

    This Is What My Boyfriend Did To Prevent Me From Snooping Before He Proposed

    marypoppinacap Report

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why women go snooping in their man's stuff. He's gonna propose when he's gonna propose, if you can't wait, do it yourself!

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Someday the box will be worth more than the ring.

    #59

    My Wife Was All, "You Gotta Help Me Get Things Ready For The Baby"

    My Wife Was All, "You Gotta Help Me Get Things Ready For The Baby"

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    #60

    Won A Trip To Puerto Rico And Couldn't Take My Wife. Didn't Have A Single Second Of Fun

    Won A Trip To Puerto Rico And Couldn't Take My Wife. Didn't Have A Single Second Of Fun

    widgetdude Report

    Angie Hamilton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is years ago, I'm just wondering who take all these photos for this guy

    Angel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my man went on a trip without me - these are exactly the type of pics I would want to see lol

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    #61

    I Got My Girlfriend A 3 Ct. Ring For Christmas. She Was Not Happy

    I Got My Girlfriend A 3 Ct. Ring For Christmas. She Was Not Happy

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carat? You mean CARROT ring? *ba dum tss*

    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the title without looking at the picture them looked down and thought it was the other ring

    Benicio del Pilitch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but why ?? it's adorable ! unless you're always a cheapskate...

    Surya Amriza
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh she might be happy if it's a 24-Carrots.

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    #62

    So I Asked My Boyfriend To Make A Flyer For My Massage Business, Using Stock Photos That Were Zen/Massage Related. He Decided To Combine The Two. Doing It Right

    So I Asked My Boyfriend To Make A Flyer For My Massage Business, Using Stock Photos That Were Zen/Massage Related. He Decided To Combine The Two. Doing It Right

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    aaaaa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frog is like Stop messaging And kiss me already lady!

    #63

    When You Open The Webcam Program On My Computer, The Last Images Captured Are Shown. Looks Like My Husband Drank A Little Too Much Last Night

    When You Open The Webcam Program On My Computer, The Last Images Captured Are Shown. Looks Like My Husband Drank A Little Too Much Last Night

    twoforjoy Report

    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaahahaha i laughed so hard i cried! what is the backstory on this one?

    Kyle Hart
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's expression is just, "I have no idea whats going on"

    Hollywood
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be even better if they didn't own the cat.

    Sillyist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral of the story - being shirtless while holding a cat is not recommended

    #64

    Told My Husband I Would Only Wear This Again If He Did First, He Sent Me This Picture And Just Said "Check And Mate"

    Told My Husband I Would Only Wear This Again If He Did First, He Sent Me This Picture And Just Said "Check And Mate"

    mightymikey02 Report

    Erin Zelnio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never, ever say something like that to a man. You will always regret it.

    Crappy Annoying Google-
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It became a problem when he wanted to keep it on. And to call him Buffy. :(

    Benicio del Pilitch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ugh, now you'll have to mate with thim while he's checking you in this costume...

    Steven McMacken
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give him this: he fills it out nicely.

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    #65

    Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night

    Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (steve irwin voice)-so guys: here we see the northamerican husband courting his female, now lets be very quiet so we can watch what happens next this should be really good, ... crickey!

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    #66

    My Apple Watch From Last Christmas Was Stolen, My Boyfriend Got Me A Replacement This Year That Doesn't Have That Risk

    My Apple Watch From Last Christmas Was Stolen, My Boyfriend Got Me A Replacement This Year That Doesn't Have That Risk

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    #67

    My Wife Said I Could Decorate The Guest Bathroom As My Own. Multiple Screams Have Ensued

    My Wife Said I Could Decorate The Guest Bathroom As My Own. Multiple Screams Have Ensued

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    #68

    My Wife Wasn't As Excited As Me For My Fortune

    My Wife Wasn't As Excited As Me For My Fortune

    jbennett0043 Report

    Hamdhaan Hassan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha if it written on the fortune cookie you cant disagree

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse, if you play the game of ending each cookie fortune with "in bed".

    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my sister used to do that growing up all the time I'm glad we're not the only weirdos.

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    Rabbitt209
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must also include the door of the house!

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    #69

    I Recently Sent My Boyfriend A Pizza With A Punny Message Attached. He Responded With This

    I Recently Sent My Boyfriend A Pizza With A Punny Message Attached. He Responded With This

    hilernothitler Report

    Kangi Win
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually very sweet.

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    #70

    My Girlfriend Fell Asleep While Watching A Movie And Refused To Wake Back Up. Got Bored And Decided To Have Some Fun

    My Girlfriend Fell Asleep While Watching A Movie And Refused To Wake Back Up. Got Bored And Decided To Have Some Fun

    xparanoyedx Report

    BoredBirgit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she survive this? Errrr, sorry, did YOU survive this?

    MoonChild
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's safe to assume he did NOT in fact survive this lmao

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that escalated quickly!

    Emma Magg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when she wakes she throws it all at u

    AnimalLoverSingerModel#1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are u alive right now? And are u still bf and gf?

    Kathleen Cooper
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Wish I could send the pictures of my husband when I got bored one night

    Seidy Guevara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are an a*s!...still using college drunken pranks to your wife.

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    #71

    So I Told My Boyfriend He Looks Good In Purple, And He Goes To The Bathroom And Comes Back In This

    So I Told My Boyfriend He Looks Good In Purple, And He Goes To The Bathroom And Comes Back In This

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    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run! I mean who just happens to have a full body & head purple leotard? RUN

    Pam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that he actually owns this...

    Lisa Boutin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaahahahahaha the beat thing about this is that he already had a purple morph suit.

    Lily Dennard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does he even have this stuff?

    Rogue Angel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next question should probably be... why does he own a zentai suit.?

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    #72

    My Girlfriend Wanted A Sponge Cake - Still Not Sure What The Problem Was

    My Girlfriend Wanted A Sponge Cake - Still Not Sure What The Problem Was

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    Maike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww thats funny now where s the cake...

    WaLe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of good chocolate, though :(

    MoonChild
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest In Pieces, dude lmao. Nobody messes with a girls' food.

    Lillian Chesak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you considering she'd probably pick the icing off and demand more

    Christina Waide
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think my husband even know what a sponge cake is-so I'm impressed.

    Romane Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem was the toothpicks, obviously. You forgot to take them off

    Scotti Brown
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me that’s either mud or chocolate icing

    Rogue Angel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of good chocolate.! :O

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    #73

    My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

    My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

    Reallyfreakingsweet Report

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG - that was the very first thing that popped into my head!

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    the shapeshifter and the witch (Young Avengers)
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS WHERE THE TOAST PICTURE IS FROM I FOUND THIS YEARS AGO WITH NO CONTEXT

    Melissa Kennedy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a toasty shower? A hot shower? I'm so unsure.

    Noctis Nix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want toast. CURSEE YOOUUU

    Shahndel Oaksong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose that is just funny as heck if you don't have to scratch up change in the couch to buy a loaf of bread.

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    #74

    My Boyfriend Surprised Me With A Fancy Shmancy Dinner

    My Boyfriend Surprised Me With A Fancy Shmancy Dinner

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    JustLooking46
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm...Those dinosaurs pead on the plate.

    Troy Currie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you did there...I'm green peas with envy.

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    Tessa Bradley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from a different post "when your kid asked for chicken nuggets at a five star restaurant"

    Henry Crank
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all about the presentation.

    #75

    Told My Boyfriend To Send Me Something Sexy

    Told My Boyfriend To Send Me Something Sexy

    pinkzebraprint Report

    ANKAN BANERJEE
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this. I also am hairy. And shaving/waxing body hair is not something I prefer, no matter how much death threats I get from my girlfriend. :-|

    Jana Grossmann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to tell you but if you GF tells you to shave she has got no taste. A man without body hair is absolutely OFF TURNING and this is coming from a girl.

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    Crappy Annoying Google-
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the hair, I'd say that you probably aren't even using a plug for that bathtub drain.

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sexiest thing here is the fact that his bathtub is really clean! Look at all that white caulking!

    Autumn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still sexy, although those legs are hairy! XD

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    #76

    My Husband Slid This Note Under The Bathroom Door. I Married Him For Good Reasons

    My Husband Slid This Note Under The Bathroom Door. I Married Him For Good Reasons

    notastepfordwife Report

    Matt_Young_
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new step-dad takes like 30 minute poops and my mom wrote this on a piece of paper and then my sister had enough time to draw a picture so they both slid it under the door.

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my dad did that. 30 minutes in the morning & 30 minutes after dinner, with coffee, the newspaper & a cigarette.

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    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BF used to send me selfies of his grunting face from the toilet. Loved it lol

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    #77

    When He Got The Suction Cup Thingy For My Shower I Was All "What Would I Use That For". Somebody Needs To Get My Boyfriend A Medal

    When He Got The Suction Cup Thingy For My Shower I Was All "What Would I Use That For". Somebody Needs To Get My Boyfriend A Medal

    misselliemay Report

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    #78

    My New Date Shirt. Wife Wasn't Impressed

    My New Date Shirt. Wife Wasn't Impressed

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    #79

    My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

    My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

    leftnotracks Report

    Cat Lady
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually really cool

    Kangi Win
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that also a cryptic message hinting at lovemaking? Looks like it.

    Erisa Desu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not even mad that's impressive

    Angel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I will do this to my man the next time I make his lunch lol

    Erin Zelnio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves her right. You don't tell someone how you want your sandwich cut, you don't get to complain when they take the initiative.

    Jake Lutick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man grabbing his oversized nose.

    #80

    Boyfriend's Sense Of Humor

    Boyfriend's Sense Of Humor

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! Lol

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a jingle ready to happen.

    Katie Fallon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An understanding boyfriend? I'll take it!

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    #81

    Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got

    Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got

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    Susan Gardner
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW I am sooooo impressed with this

    Ashley Say Wha?!?
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! I would definitely hang this family portrait on my wall!

    Steve Bowman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she wanted a real f***ing creepy christmas portrait?

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    #82

    My Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Care Of Her Fly Problem

    My Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Care Of Her Fly Problem

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    aaaaa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks goodness he read this fly & not the other fly.. index-5a20...21440c.jpg index-5a2019a21440c.jpg

    SeaJaySea
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just a reply so others can see the image :)

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    #83

    This Is How My Boyfriend "Took Care Of Me" When I Got Blacked Out

    This Is How My Boyfriend "Took Care Of Me" When I Got Blacked Out

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