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50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring (New Pics)
Humor is the lifeblood of any relationship. Get your partner to laugh and they’re smitten. Keep them laughing and they’re yours. Now and forever. To get you giggling and in the mood for Christmas cheer, Bored Panda has collected some of the best examples of husbands and boyfriends pranking their significant others and having a laugh. Check them out below, upvote your fave pics, and get inspired, dear Pandas!
Bored Panda was curious to learn more about making long-term relationships work better, so we reached out to ‘Relate,’ the United Kingdom’s largest provider of relationship support. Last year, they helped over 2 million people strengthen their relationships. ‘Relate’ counselor Barbara Honey explained to us that having a sense of humor and “shared loves and likes” really helps maintain attraction to your partner after many years and decades of being together.
Psst, Pandas, you can check our previous posts about bfs and hubbies who make life interesting right here, here, and here.
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#1
Sneaky Husband
Stille20 5 years ago
It sounds funny, but your wife "left you" with YOUR kids to get a drink ONE NIGHT and you are pranking her like she wronged you? That's actually pretty toxic.
Honu 5 years ago
Yep. I feel bad for the folks at the bar. That was annoying for everyone. Some of them probably left, too, so the bar makes less and the servers lose out on tips. It's funny as a thought, but in reality it's an a**hole move.
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StrawberryParfait 5 years ago
Awww, widdle manchild couldn't handle the mother of his kids going out with her friends for an evening, so had to insert himself into it somehow. Pathetic! I wonder how many times he's gone drinking with hid friends since the kids were born?
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#2
Zoom Bombing
La Petite Morte 5 years ago (edited)
The one in the gilly suit took me longer, he just blends so well into the background foliage!
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William Abler-Ramirez 5 years ago
Cowboy, Hunting guy, Batman, Waldo, Red power ranger, and Jason. Its like avengers end game all over again.
Amanita Virosa 5 years ago
My colleagues held the weekly Zoom and the bosses boyfriend came out of the bathroom a la natural and for all the Zoom to see.
#3
When My Wife Had An Ultrasound For Our First Child I Took A Photo Of The Print Out So She Could Send To Friends And Family On WhatsApp
Instead I sent her this xenomorph image and she sent it to everyone before realising what it was. She was not amused.
BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago
agreed. I'm surprised she didn't notice though before
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Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago
I need to know what the family and friends said, and how long it took the wife to catch on.
Rob Williams 5 years ago
A friend showed me hers once and I thought it was some sort of radio scan of Swansea Docks.
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
The article even says "Xenomorph"... people are supposed to have seen Alien or at least know the gist of it.
Load More Replies...Jokes, pranks, and laughter can help create a solid foundation for any relationship. What you need are common threads that bind you and your partner together and humor can certainly be a vital part of creating common ground. Having a playful, optimistic outlook on life can certainly help keep things fresh and lively!
“Another thing that bonds you is shared experiences and memories that you can look back on together. Familiarity doesn’t always breed contempt!” Honey from ‘Relate’ told Bored Panda that working on experiencing the world together can bring couples together.
And we’re very happy to learn that familiarity doesn’t always have to lead to passion being snuffed out. (Ahem some of us are a bit afraid that routine can lead to apathy.)
#4
This Guy Needs Star Power
Anna roberts 5 years ago
If so because it had to take him way longer to do this. I think it's fantastic
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#5
My Wife Is Pregnant, And We Did A “Maternity Shoot”, This Is My Favorite Pic
wandile dludlu 5 years ago
Finally, a maternity shoot that's nice and funny... not just a woman naked.
#6
Best Sister Ever
However, that’s not all when it comes to keeping the flame burning bright. At the end of the day, we love those that we spend the most time with. So naturally, we need to dedicate some one-on-one time for our partners. But it’s just as important to find the time just for ourselves because we’re individuals, not just one half of a couple. And time alone helps you avoid resentment.
“Setting aside quality time for each other is important but also having your separate interests and time apart can increase your attraction to each other. Keep things playful and be appreciative of your partner,” Honey said.
#7
Sometimes I Text My Wife The Motivational Quotes From Her Tampons When She Has Her Period To Try And Cheer Her Up
Paizleypie 5 years ago
I didn't know tampons had inspirational quotes! Just like Dove chocolate.
Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago
Men live fearlessly their whole lives. That's why they die earlier ;)
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Jane Alexander 5 years ago
Well, easier with tampons than with those damn pads.
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#8
A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was Ok
FqdingLxght 5 years ago
I swear I had said that before even reading your comment .-.
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Dotzilla _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/ 5 years ago
This is a whole other post, just search the name "A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was OK"
#9
Asked My Husband For A Kleenex. He Walked Over, Made A Big Deal About Wiping Off This Magnet Then Gave It To Me. It's A Clean X
La Petite Morte 5 years ago
Done for free. Wait, now who's gonna upvote for me?
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Janine Hunt-Jackson 5 years ago
And this is one of the times I wish we could give more upvotes!
Veronica Vatter 5 years ago
The only thing that would have made this better is if you just found out you were pregnant and went "nice dad joke! Wanna hear one? You're gonna be one. We're pregnant!"
#10
Dad Bought Mom A New Mask
Luna Lovegood 5 years ago
Oh my star shaped pasta noodles I know this is a joke but please Please PLEASE never call a human person an "it"!!!!! If you are unsure of someone's gender irl, just use they/them! We do it all the time when talking about a person whose gender is unspecified! Just please do not call PEOPLE 'it'!!!!!
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Mel Schmidt 5 years ago
I know that these times are hard and so testing and so very sad. But we have to find some ways to laugh during the stress and the pain.
#11
My Buddy’s Girlfriend Farted In Front Of Him For The First Time. He Got A Cake For The Occasion
La Petite Morte 5 years ago
I don't know if I should clap or run from the comment holding my nose and swearing. Nicely done.
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#12
When Boyfriend Loves Some Drama
Nicole Cabrera 5 years ago
This one.... LMAO. OMG. My husband is famous for being able to fall asleep anywhere. #musttry
Anna roberts 5 years ago
Seems to be an awful lot of people on here who have their spouse, partner fall asleep while they are with them. I've never had anyone fall asleep while out with me....JS
Jane Holtzbert 5 years ago
Title of this one should say "husband loves drama" not boyfriend. Especially when the pic says wife...
#13
My Wife Asked Me To Paint An Oil Portrait Of Her. This Was The Best I Could Come Up With
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
You're asking "who is the frog's baby: the egg, the tadpole, or the froglet?". It's a continuum. All of them.
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#14
This Is What True Love Looks Like. My Mom Taking A Picture Of My Dad Acting Like He’s Stuck In The Dryer
Shirley Heyn 5 years ago
The dog can't believe these two and is leaving until the hilarity dies down.
#15
My Boyfriend Woke Me Up And Made Me Take This Photo
🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago
My girlfriend woke me up once because Beanie was finally using his dog bed. It was 4:30 AM.
BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago
when my dog finally played with a squeaky toy I bought that he avoided from touching for 5 months, I nearly lost my voice from cheering
backatya 5 years ago
That happened with my dog only it took her a week Chloe-5fca...54e73e.jpg 
#16
Didn't Expect That
#17
Mother Trucker
Elizabeth Pretty 5 years ago
Fun story we taught our daughter to say yipee ki yay mother when she was 2 and everyone had a half second of panic when she didn't finish the whole saying
Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago
OMG. My husband calls me each day on his way home. He asked how my day was and after the litany of s**t that had gone wrong, I said "Yippee Ki Ay" and of course his response was "M**********r". So of course we watched "Die Hard" that night. We're simple people.
Laila Hernandez 5 years ago
OMG ISNT THAT LIKE yipee ki yay MF-er ohhhh gosh, a five yr old, anyway my lil bro is about that age and he knows way too many...
#18
There Are Some Advantages To Being Married For 15+ Years. Like You Can Scare Your Wife With The Cardboard Figure You Found Buried In The Garage That She Bought You Five Years Ago
Clara Knaub 5 years ago
I’m sorry to be rude but maybe this is a typo. You said boyfriend earlier and now it’s husband? Sorry if I sound rude, I’m just a curious person lol
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backatya 5 years ago
I hope you have a camera pointed to her face when you do
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M O'Connell 5 years ago (edited)
It seems to be 36" x 60", which is not an unusual shower size in the US. Also a standard bathtub size.
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Lol my sister had one of these, surprised me every time I went into her room lol!
#19
He's Strong With The Dad Jokes
NoodleBear 5 years ago
This sounds like my boyfriend, he thinks all his jokes are absolutely hilarious, and I only laugh because of the sheer ridiculous of him being amused by his own jokes
Some Cool Guy 5 years ago
Laugh at us or with us, most of us are happy either way
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BisexualBaddie 3 years ago
not it taking me like two years to understand this s**t
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Patty Stier 5 years ago
I'll bet she would appreciate it more if you only kept the joke between you & her and never around strangers, friends or family. A "just-between-you-two" joke .... trust me, she'll really appreciate it.
Lauren Michlin 5 years ago (edited)
me: uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh i dont get it.......... me 5 mins later: oooooooooohhhhhhhh hahahahahaha
#20
Wife Vetoed My Birth Announcement Design
Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago
New mothers are wicked protective. She'll regain her sense of humor - probably when he goes off to college ~
#21
Told My Wife That I Don't Care What My Coworkers Think. I Want This Lunch Bag
Full of Giggles 5 years ago
Nothing wrong with his lunchbox. I'm almost 40 and mine has llamas wearing sombreros.
kjorn 5 years ago
it's funny... because when you're a teenager you don't want that kind of stuff... but when you're older you don't care that silly things. we are mature enough to embrace it! i'm 45 and i always said that if i won a buttload of money one of the first thing i'd do it's bought a buttload of lego for myself
Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago
That's an awesome lunchbox. My two favourite work mugs are my Ravenclaw mug and my Winnie the Pooh mug.
Amanda Windsor 5 years ago
I like a man who doesn't care lol not to give a rats ass is cool af.
Louise Harries 5 years ago
I’m 41 have a minions one and my 51 year old brother has a Lego one
#22
My Dad Has Always Been A Master Of Disguising Gifts, And This Year Drilled A Hole In A Piece Of Wood To Hide A Ring Box For My Mom. The Look Of ‘Too Many Years Of This S**t’ Is Strong With This One
Clara Knaub 5 years ago
Agreed. Have you ever tried the German game pickle in the tree? It’s awesome.
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Kim Shannon 5 years ago
My dad once made a pyramid out of cardboard to disguise the bottle of Charlie perfume he got for my mom Every. Single. Year.
Anna roberts 5 years ago
My SIL, did a total of 15 boxes large to small for my brother, in the littlest box was a tiny paint brush. Then her hubby (my oldest brother) gave my brother another box. In it was a painting of Hobbit world that my SIL did that was absolutely amazing. He sold her picture 15 years later for $5,000. I got a stuffed animal LOL
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Jim Price 5 years ago
Had a friend who bragged he could tell present contents by touch... right up until I accepted the challenge. He was SO confused when he unwrapped the plush lion I got him that Christmas. He couldn't figure out how he hadn't been able to guess it... right up until I put it in his hands upside down and stuck a bow on the bottom of the paws, as I had originally wrapped it. He couldn't stop laughing.
#23
I Found This From My Husband In The Bathroom
BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago
yeah, only a bit though... only a bit...
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Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
In our household it's "Rinse your a**e in the shower, I don't wanna have that nasty towel in the hamper."
#24
Pro-Level Move
Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 5 years ago
He didn't even give her 10 mins to answer the first two texts. I respond to the last text I see first... and if they send me multiple texts very quickly, I will only respond to the last text.
#25
Laser Fun
ƒιѕн 5 years ago
After reading your comment, I looked again saw the cat. Thanks.
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🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago
Hope that the girlfriend/wife/fiancé was okay with posting this, I wouldn’t want the entire internet to see me with no pants on.
Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 5 years ago
Also I am hoping she was aware this was posted before it ended up all over the place. If not then he's even more disrespectful.
M O'Connell 5 years ago
I'm surprised this has never made it into a movie.
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Donald McClane 5 years ago
Where did you get EX ? No reasonable guy would pass on that.
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Patty Stier 5 years ago (edited)
I hope you're sleeping on your back when she has the laser next time - the whole world will awaken!
#26
My Boyfriend Is Taking Care Of My Cat For Me. I Asked How It Was Going And He Sent Me This
Karen Lyon 5 years ago
I don't know what is funnier. The idea that the cat will play Yahtzee, or that it drinks a Boilermaker while doing so.
#27
By The Power Of Photoshop
#28
My Girlfriend Wasn't Happy I Filled In Her New Picture Frame
Helen Haley 5 years ago
This would be the only way I'd find it acceptable to have live laugh love hanging on my wall.
Susan Trevaskis-Owen 5 years ago
My sentiments exactly. I'm actually tempted now to get one of the wretched things just so I can do this.
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Kent Fishburn 5 years ago
My wife just keeps the pics that come in the frames and makes up happy stories about her "family." Can't really be sure how she feels about her actual fam.
#29
I Put A Zombie Face In Front Of Our Baby Monitor. My Wife Was Not Happy When She Checked On Our Baby In The Middle Of The Night
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
It's mostly inconvenient, as he has to get up out of bed to remove it, after being ribbed.
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Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago
I turned my husband's mouse off so he'd have to turn it over ... 20170805_1...40c256.jpg 
#30
I Asked My Husband To Get A New Leg For The Garden Flamingo
Not Important 5 years ago
I'm surprised at how many people don't understand how it. "balances" the pole is sunk into the ground with a 1/4 lb (being generous) plastic flamingo on top... not just sitting on the soil...
Anna roberts 5 years ago
A surgeon I worked for years ago had a neighbor who sent him a letter about how they didn't like the way they had the front yard landscaped, he went out and bout 125 plastic flamingos and stuck them if the front yard, along with sign that just said, Better?. I loved working for him he was a trip
#31
Just Following CDC Guidelines And Got Myself Some Panda Pandemic Protection. Now My Wife Is Social Distancing Herself From Me
Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 5 years ago
This is awesome. My partner would love something like that.
Layla Corman 5 years ago
This is nothing. Check out Subway Creatures on IG. Some amazing things on there.
#32
My Husband Thoroughly Enjoyed The Science Museum
🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago
The pictures thingy isn’t working for me, but I zoomed in the picture and captioned it; Excuse me while I eat your soul. Yes, I’m immature lol.
Captain Newt 5 years ago (edited)
And he became Fizzgig? That is no science, that is magic! I want to go!
#33
My GF Was Not Nearly As Amused As I Was
#34
My Wife Keeps Calling Jaffa Cakes Biscuits. I Made A 20 Cm/8 Inch One To Prove They're Cakes
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
This is a serious British discussion, whether cake or biscuit, because the one is "staple" and untaxed the other is "luxury" and 20% taxed. The legal distinction is that stale biscuits are floppy and stale cake is hard... E.g. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38985820
Ren Karlej 5 years ago
Ridiculous!! Cakes and biscuits are both absolutely vital and should be free on the NHS. 🤣
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#35
Messing With My Wife’s Shortcuts
StormWolf 5 years ago
Genuine query: should it not be swapped? Ie: the phrase being 'lol' instead?
Idk Katniss Potter 5 years ago
It is, so she types the shortcut “lol” and it turns into the top phrase. :)
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#36
Welp, It's Been Nice Knowing Ya
#37
Decided To Surprise My Girlfriend With A New Shower Curtain While She’s Gone For The Day. Hope I’m Still Home And Not At Work When She Discovers It
Susan Trevaskis-Owen 5 years ago
This is the only thing that could possibly replace my Haunted Mansion Wallpaper shower curtain.
#38
My Wife Doesn’t Want Our Newborn Son’s Face Posted On Social Media, So She Asked Me To Censor Over It. Needless To Say, I Won’t Be Asked To Do That Again
Omar Pearson 5 years ago
Like a newborn is gonna look like that for very long. I've never understood that.
Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago
he might not look like that, but pedos take photos from literally everywhere nowadays, if only to photoshop them. Unfortunately, she is right to not put the kid's photo out there :/
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kkathleen517 5 years ago
Why don't people want to post newborn pictures? Who cares what ur baby looks like anyways. I'm totally kidding...maybe. Newborns change so fast anyway. Do they think someone will track them down because they now know what their newborn babys face looks like?
#39
Just Rearranged My Wife's Maternity Pillows. I'm Ready To Become A Father
Nayru Nayrusia 5 years ago
I spend 5 minutes thinking on how to use the "balls" as a pillow. But I have no idea. Do you rest your head on and then wrap around the other half to not hear anything?
Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago
Maternity pillows? Wonder how on earth our mother's managed with out all these extras
#40
Pleased With The Efficiency Of This Shopping List I Prepared For My Wonderful Wife
citcat 5 years ago
Not if you have a large family, I am apart of a family of 7 our fridge is bigger and we can have it full
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Vicki Perizzolo 5 years ago
some of us LOVE our 28.5 cft frigs...I have 2 plus a floor freezer
#41
I Asked My Husband How Long The Kitchen Table Is. This Is What I Got
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
That is a completely acceptable term of measurement.
Kateryna 5 years ago
Especially when measuring the depth of swimming pools!
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Imperial or metric you mean. This is a new measurement system, but it is still in kids shoes
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#42
I Asked My Boyfriend To Join My Zoom Meeting To Critique My Assignment Presentation
#43
My Brother Snuck A Picture Of His Girlfriend Sleeping And Put It On This Years Wrapping Paper
Veronica Vatter 5 years ago
I know what they are wrapping the body in....
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Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago
This is absolutely true: When my youngest sister turned 18 my mother joined a convent (no, it's not a joke - she had to jump through some major hoops and actually get Papal authority because she'd been divorced). She joined the OSB's at St. Mary's of the Valley in Beaverton, OR. That Christmas I sent her extra insulated foam kneepads (like carpet layers wear) and found wrapping paper with penguins on it. I hand drew a tiny rosary and veil on every freaking penguin. Yes, yes I did.
#44
My Wife’s Family Likes To Take A Photo Together On Easter. I Like To Provide Some Minor Alterations
ML 5 years ago (edited)
I noticed the baby at first. Only then I slowly started to notice the others. Your family sure do look alike
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
I'm assuming the one in khaki pants since it looks normal & not photoshopped.
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#45
My Husband Took This Picture Of Me This Morning While I Was Trying To Clean My Glasses
Ariyana Ritesh 5 years ago
why are people downvoting you? Trolls. And hey yall, I have asthma so when I laugh I LITERALLY start wheezing too
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Liz Mosby 5 years ago
Try having your husband mix your faces in an app... I am horrified.. and he keeps it in his phone.. won't erase.. just messages it to me every so often......
Robert Catte 5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQb2DTw0clUcDt_G1mrKZ_w/videos
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#46
Left This 3D Printed Glow In The Dark Masterpiece On My Wife's Pillow. Also, On A Related Note, Sleeping On The Couch Tonight
Debra Robinson 5 years ago
You made me think of that Cage the Elephant song. So now money DOES grow on trees???
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Anna roberts 5 years ago
Yeah I am in Az. Little freaking scorpions need less than 1/32 of an in hole and can kill you. When my mom moved out here she started to pick one up with a paper towel to put it back outside, my kid and I about had a heart attack
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#47
My Husband Said "Stay Still, I'm Gonna Try To Draw You" Then He Showed Me This. I Laughed So Hard I Almost Threw Up. Look At The Feet
#48
My Mom Started Coughing And My Dad Isn't Playing
Dhandyline Camingao 5 years ago
Yo That’s a PRO tip right there. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A PRO
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
At least he has his priorities of having a fridge and microwave. Except I don’t see anywhere to sleep. EDIT: oh haha, didn’t notice the stairs.
I'manoob! 5 years ago
There are stairs behind him that most likely lead to rooms, and in conclusion, a place to sleep :)
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#49
It's The Only Way
#50
Wife Hack
Honu 5 years ago
Wow. You saved 5 minutes of doing dishes. It only cost you having your wife respect you as a competent and contributing adult member of the household. I'm sure she finds your unsophisticated attempts to manipulate her into doing your share of the scut work super sexy. Nothing hotter than a man who acts like a recalcitrant 10 year old. Stand back ladies. He's all mine.
Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 5 years ago
How about you actually DO something instead of pretending?
Mel Smith 5 years ago
Better prank: actually take responsibility and clean the dishes. She'll probably never expect that
Logan Cheng 5 years ago
She's not gonna be happy when she is eating her lucky charms in the morning and says "where did all the clean bowls go?"
I want cake 5 years ago
I'd instantly recognise that we did not use these things so why are they there? Who uses 4 thermos cups in a day anyway. If you're going to trick your partner instead taking responsibility for your part of the household, at least try to not insult their intelligence.
Navy Blue Bandana 5 years ago
Or you could actually do something. Cuz you know, you live here.
BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago
I think it would be way, way, way more better to actually do it
#51
This Legend Picking Someone Up At The Airport, And His Unimpressed-Looking Wife
#52
Coworker Thinks Her Husband Doesn’t Take Nice Pics Of Her. This Is His Contact Photo For Her
#53
Beware Of Wife
Audrey Bob-The-Builder 5 years ago
Another censor! Here to say, that women are not objects, or dogs.
Anna roberts 5 years ago
I want the door mat that says if I didn't marry you, birth you, or order from you do not knock on my door
#54
My 68-Year-Old Dad Has Quarantine “Safe Box”. He Won’t Give My Mom The Combination
#55
Got My Boyfriend This Vintage Pulsar Calculator Watch For Christmas. Waiting In Line At Best Buy And He Says He Has Something To Show Me
#56
It Has Been A Year, And My Wife Still Has Not Noticed I Changed The Dining Room Outlet Cover
Martin Kaine 5 years ago
It takes on a whole new life when something is plugged it. Some dystopian nightmare....
#57
My Wife’s Aunt Made A Turkey For Thanksgiving, And I Thought It Looked Familiar. I Am Now Blocked For Tagging Her In This
#58
My GF Asked Me To Get Terry Crews In Bed With Her, So I Got This Pillowcase Made
Autumn 5 years ago
Oh my gosh I remember this episode!! I was sorta proud but also super embarrassed to be a fellow flute player.....
#59
My Wife Like Dino Nuggets And It Was Her Birthday
Rowena Ravenclaw 5 years ago (edited)
Everyone in my family gets a special birthday dinner each year. This year, my TEENAGE sister said she wanted dinosaur chicken nuggets.
Anna roberts 5 years ago
My house was the same and my brothers hated me I wanted creamed chipped beef. Still love it today
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I Put A Rake In Our Flag Holder To See How Long It Would Take My Wife To Say Something. It's Been Three Days
Evil Little Thing 5 years ago
Mine would do this. Never looks up, ever. It's become a bit of a joke.
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#61
Wife Asked For Ice Cream. Hers Is Beans. I’m A Terrible Person
Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago
You know this is going to be mentioned in your eulogy, don’t you? Even if it’s still in the evidence file.
Nicole Cabrera 5 years ago
I would smell that from outside and my husband would never waste good beans on a prank.
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
Aduki beans ice is delicious. Especially with a second ball of sesame/goma.
BoredPundits 5 years ago
I've never tried aduki beans ice, but sesame icecream is awesome!
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#63
I Asked For A Nice Razor For My Birthday From My Boyfriend, Engraving Was A Free Optional Extra
#64
I Love My Wife, She Is A Brilliant Engineer, But...
Falcon 5 years ago
From my experience, I'd guess she works hard at work and turns her brain off at home. I've noticed that happening when I have a mentally challenging workday, at the end of the day you're so exhausted that even the simplest things can be a challenge.
Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 5 years ago
After work I cannot even form coherent sentences somedays.
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My husband is a "big guy", manages 350-1200 people any given project (w/a team of managers of course). He loses me in in Petco and has to call me. One of the things I love about him.
Stephanie Did It 5 years ago
I worked with engineers for years and this is very accurate. They can design a suspension bridge but can't figure out how to use the copier.
Anna roberts 5 years ago
But they hate to admit being wrong. Hubby worked in HVAC and had some plans thAt called for an AC unit to be installed at 9 ft , trouble was the ceiling was at 12 ft. Hubby called the engineer and asked if he wanted it to swing or what....
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Jacqui Dunn 5 years ago
I don't think I've ever seen a complaint about the loading of the dishwasher from anyone other than men. Hand-washing dishes, though........
Full of Giggles 5 years ago (edited)
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#65
Prank War Between Me And My Girlfriend. She’s Going To Kill Me When She Grabs Her Lunch In The Morning
Paizleypie 5 years ago
My husband put a monster that attached to the commode lid . . . AND I was pregnant.
egracec 5 years ago
Was he trying to help induce labor or did he really like sleeping on the couch?
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:::steeples hands like Mr Burns::: I know just the mask to use, too.
#66
My Husband Made Lunch For Me Today
Susan Trevaskis-Owen 5 years ago
I see fruit, I see grains (croissant), I see dairy (chocolate). Are those candy almonds? If so, there's yer protein. Looks like a well-balanced meal to me!
#67
Jim’s Fancy Bed Making
ML 5 years ago
I don't get these extra pillows either. You sleep, wake up, go out of the bedroom. Go there again in the evening and go to sleep. For whom are these laid out? No one ever sees them and why pillows? Why not like 5 different blankets or something
Laura 5 years ago
They’re for propping yourself up in bed to read Bored Panda! (i.e. exactly what I’m doing right now.)
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Did This Christmas Day, Girlfriend Still Hasn't Noticed
#69
Left A Message For My Husband On The New Bathroom Mat
#70
Mom Photographed A Boudoir Session. The Groom Secretly Recreated The Photos
On the wedding day, bride began sending him flirty pics and he would send the same photo back of himself. Fast forward to today, he got this blanket made as a Christmukkah gift for her.
ML 5 years ago
She is generous. That is a big part she has left for her husband
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Boyfriend Left This For Me This Morning. He’s 42
Kari Panda 5 years ago
Thought the same. It’s not childish, just sweet, and I‘d grin goofily if I found this.
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#72
My Wife Told Me To Put Nice Pillow Cases On The Bed. A Slave Obeys. A Man Chooses
#73
Inspired By Similar Signs I've Seen Here, This Was My Wife's Birthday Gift
Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago
This reminded me of my dog. If you open and close a shoe box while slowly walking toward him, he gets terrified
#74
My Husband Made Our Cat A Plate Since It Was Just Us This Year
#75
Girlfriend Tried To Claim A Salad In The Fridge
Łukasz Markuszewski 5 years ago
I would eat it, because there is a card with "mine". So if it's mine, why not eat it :) ?
#76
My Wife Asked Me To Update Her On How Me And Our Son Were Doing. I Dressed Him In This Homemade Onesie And Told Her We Were Headed To The Store
#77
My Wife’s Ultrasound (Twins) Reminded Me Of Something
#78
Convincing My Wife We Should Get My 4-Month-Old Boy A Playstation 5 For Christmas Worked Out Pretty Well
Soap 5 years ago
What's on his head is he okay? I don't have much experience with babies is that normal? :(
Sarah Tate 5 years ago
It's called a hemangioma. It's a collection of blood vessels that didn't dissolve before birth. Usually it will be reabsorbed as the baby gets older - although some kids need medical intervention if it gets bigger or obstructs their eye.
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My Husband And I Are Self-Isolating In Adjacent Hotel Rooms. I Sent Him A Postcard Of My Travels To Cheer Him Up
#80
I'm A Photographer - A Maternity Shoot I Had Booked Was A No Show, So My Boyfriend Stepped In To Make Sure The Evening Wasn't A Waste. He's Glowing
I'manoob! 5 years ago
A no show is when a person doesn't show up to an event
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My Husband Graced Me With This Thoughtful Valentine's Day Card This Morning. Best Card I Ever Got
#82
His Wife Had To Rest The Same Week As The Photo Shoot, But He Managed To Surprise Her
Deeply disappointed and worried about losing that magical moment that would be captured in the photographic session, she did nothing but cry when the doctor informed her that she had to rest completely due to a threat of giving birth early.
But he was not going to sit idly by. With his good humor he decided to secretly attend the location where they were waiting for him, he posed with his belly and left the most witty and funny memory for her wife who did not stop laughing for hours.
#83
Got My Wife A 2020 Edition Birthday Cake
#84
My Wife Doesn't Know About Our New Shower Curtain Yet
#85
My Girlfriend Is Mad At Me
#86
My Girlfriend And I Have An Ongoing Argument About Which Direction The Toilet Paper Roll Should Face. Today I've Decided To Assert My Dominance With A Padlock
ExerciseThoughtYouSaidExtraFries 5 years ago
Agreed. No one wants the fresh sheets of tp dragging against the wall. Who knows what those walls have seen.
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
She could grab the top silver part and twist. Then the tp will come off under instead of over.
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
What sauce are you on? The paper is changed by lifting the roll on or off, the end is factory-fitted. So, no. However, if the wall fixing is a single screw, she can rotate 180* and fold down so it's opposite direction... wrong direction but her direction.
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My Girlfriend Wanted To Get A Boob Job. I Told Her I Had A Cheaper Solution
Ty Stratton-Quirk 5 years ago
"Today, we acknowledge the passing of a man who had clearly grown tired of life. His girlfriend could not be reached for comment, but was reportedly incinerating his remains with white-hot beams of fury from her rage-filled eyes. When contacted, the deceased's parents stated that he was" always a little completely reckless in all things". His final words were "Worth it". Somewhere, Charles Darwin is celebrating at the most recent validation of his theory. Our friend might be missed."
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Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago
Like that joke about her wanting a boob job so I said to just take some toilet paper and rub it between your boobs... She asked how that would work and I said... "It worked on your ass didn't it? And that's when the fight started...
#88
Sister-In-Law Got Married, This Is The Second She Realized She Got BBQ Sauce On Her Dress. Hubby Still Golden
Kitten claws 5 years ago
Let me introduce you to something called ''an accident''
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Husband on the front smiling meanwhile the wife crying on the background
#89
Wife Told Me To Stop Buying Junk Food And Eat More Vegetables. Marriage Is About Compromise
StrangerOfTheDark 5 years ago
just eat regular cucumbers, JUST EAT THE JUICY VEGETABLE and that sounded weird
#90
My Girlfriend Had A Poster Of Ed Sheeran And I Have A Big Printer And A Great Sense Of Humor (Took Her Two Hours To Notice)
Paizleypie 5 years ago
You're a far sight better looking than Ed Sheeran too. I'd leave it that way.
#91
Today I Babysat My Son For The First Time While His Mother Was Out
Damon Tripodi 5 years ago
Yeah what's up with that? I keep seeing that everywhere
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JustAWeirdoGirlChild 5 years ago
its called watching, babysitting is me watching my sibling or another kid, not my own kid.
#92
So My Boyfriend Made Me Popcorn Chicken
#94
Boyfriend Took A Picture Of My Toes While I Was Sleeping
Dorothy Parker 5 years ago
She has the little gumby toenail on the fifth toe of her righf foot.
#95
My Husband Got Tired Of The Blank Picture Frames On Display Around The House. Today I Woke Up To All The Frames Filled With Pictures He Drew
M O'Connell 5 years ago
Because the interior designer picked them out, despite you having nothing to put in them...
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Wife Asked Me To Stack The Toilet Paper. So I Did
#97
My Husband And I Found This Bush Outside Of A Therapy Clinic We Visited. I Think The Gardeners Knew Exactly What They Were Doing
#98
Husband Not As Thrilled With This Decor Project As I Was
#99
Made My Wife An Xmas Gift
Kelli Lindsay Boone 5 years ago
Thought for sure this was posted by the Thanksgiving frog dude, but no
#100
Four Days And Counting - My Wife Has Not Noticed Yet
NOAH KAMRATH 5 years ago
This is amazing, I am going to do this to my nativity set, see how long it can go without being noticed!
#101
My Husband Tied A Balloon To My Wrist So I Wouldn't Forget It's My Bday During Quarantine
#102
My Boyfriend Missed Me So Much Today That He Put Up A Little Mirror So That We Can Talk (Lipread) While I Eat My Food And He Plays The PS4
FloC 5 years ago
If he missed her so much, he could have stopped playing and join her while she ate.
Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 5 years ago
Maybe they work different shifts and this is the only time he has to game, and the only time she has to eat? This is still cute and silly.
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#103
Bought My Wife This 18 Carrot Necklace I Overheard She And Her Friend Going On And On About And She Was So Ungrateful
#104
The Only Language Is Beer Language
Omar Pearson 5 years ago
And that, my friends, is how easy it is to miscommunicate thru text...
#105
My Wife Says She Sees All So I Used A Photo Of Her Eye And Merged It With The Eye Of Sauron. She Was Not Amused
#106
I Troll My Husband By Turning The Toilet Paper Roll In The Direction He Hates. This Is The Note He Left Me
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
There's no right or wrong way to hang the toiletpaper according to our cats. They will shred it if given the chance.
#107
I Artfully Arrange Our Fruit At Night For My Wife To Find In The Morning
#108
My Wife Always Complains It Takes Me Too Long To Clear The Yard. I Don't See The Problem
#109
Here We Go Again
Banjo Peppers 5 years ago
That will definitely save the video games on top that aren’t secured.
AnnaB 5 years ago
I think it's more that she was relegated to the back seat.
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If you and your 'other' aren't happy with, or supportive of, eachother's hobbies or interests, y'all don't belong together.
Mel Smith 5 years ago
Yeah like, if you dislike your s/o, their hobbies, or many things about them that enda up causing conflict because of it, why the f**k did you get married. People should be happy to go home to their spouses, not complain about it
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Dippin Dot 5 years ago (edited)
As hard as PS5s are to get, I'd do the same thing. Thankfully I got one delivered to my house (and it was actually the PS5 - not a box of cat litter like some people ended up getting!) *edit* it's my sons belated birthday & Christmas present
#110
My Husband Likes To Keep Things Interesting
#111
My Wife Leaves Her Hair On The Shower Wall So I Decided To Leave Her A Message The Next Time She Takes One
Rachael Marrast 5 years ago
I do this all the time so the hair doesnt go down the drain and clog it. Makes perfect sense.
Vic 5 years ago
I don't think so, I've never seen donkeys with fur that long.. ;-p
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My Buddy’s Valentine’s Day Card To His Wife
#113
Today Is My "Quarantine Birthday" My Husband Has A Great Sense Of Humor
#114
Behind The Camera: The First Wife
Dhandyline Camingao 5 years ago
Ok @Netra the restaurant is named 2nd wife but he is with a 3rd wife ‘Hope it helped’
Jessamyn Zolcznski 5 years ago
The first wife took the pic. While they are at Second wife behind them. And that's his third wife hes posing with
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Hope My Wife Doesn’t Find Out What I Had With Dinner
M O'Connell 5 years ago
Judging by the items on the receipt, I would guess she was with you, along with your child :D
#116
Asked My Husband For A Nintendo Switch For My Birthday
Maria Roberts 5 years ago
Hey pandas, let's give this random deleted comment as many upvotes as possible!
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#117
Sometimes I Get My Wife Flowers Just Because... One Of Our Airbnb Guests Left Them Behind
BoredPundits 5 years ago
Were they perhaps left as a *thank you* from the guest to the AirBnB host?
#118
Husband Asked What I Wanted For My Birthday. I Replied, Asking For A Posh Face Mask To Pamper At Home. Suppose A Snorkel Is The Same Thing
#119
My Wife's Been Bugging About Replacing A Cabinet Handle That Broke Several Weeks Ago. I Hope She'll Appreciate My Effort This Morning
#121
Told My Wife I Was Gonna Return All Of Her Online Packages. She Didn't Believe Me Until UPS Showed Up
#122
Started To Slightly Change The Names Of My Wife’s Products. Let’s See If She Will Notice
#123
My Awesome, But Easily Scared Girlfriend Is Coming Home Soon. I've Spent My Time Alone Wisely By Creating This
#124
I Lost My GF In A Shop So I Left Her Clue To Where I Headed And She Found Me After This Last Clue
#125
Risky Text I Sent To My Wife
Anne Reid 5 years ago
I’m guessing he’s the delivery guy and she ordered pizza?
Load More Replies... BoredPundits 5 years ago
Yes! At first I thought he was a UPS man, and I was waiting to see a picture of a Golden Retriever waiting for him!
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Si 5 years ago
Men: like women, but with more time to a**e about like teenagers because they don’t do their fair share of work.
Laila Hernandez 5 years ago
hilarious, some r jerkfaces, some r just platinum material. all in all, xD, ew, oMg i nEeD mY siS tO sEe tHiS.
blugeagua 5 years ago
You know Bored Panda there are just as many women who are funny and keep the relationship interesting as well.
Serbob 5 years ago
And yet this post was called "50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring" and not Girlfriends and Wives....
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Si 5 years ago
Men: like women, but with more time to a**e about like teenagers because they don’t do their fair share of work.
Laila Hernandez 5 years ago
hilarious, some r jerkfaces, some r just platinum material. all in all, xD, ew, oMg i nEeD mY siS tO sEe tHiS.
blugeagua 5 years ago
You know Bored Panda there are just as many women who are funny and keep the relationship interesting as well.
Serbob 5 years ago
And yet this post was called "50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring" and not Girlfriends and Wives....
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