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Some days, you can’t help but feel that the universe not only works in mysterious ways but also has a great sense of humor. Believing that people will act a certain way or signs will commit to what they are saying, you often don’t expect they’ll do the exact opposite. And that’s what makes it so ludicrous.

The world is full of unpredicted things, you just have to keep your eyes open. From manually cleaning an iRobot store to humorous health inspection awards, people who stumbled upon something so accidentally ironic just had to take a picture and share it with the whole web.

Bored Panda has scoured the internet and compiled a list of some of the finest ironic moments for you to enjoy. So get ready to have a good laugh and upvote your favorite ones! And if you’re hungry for some more hilarious situations, be sure to check out our previous posts right here and here.

#1

Shell And Cif, The Destroyers Of Planets, Eliminators Of Lifeforms

Shell And Cif, The Destroyers Of Planets, Eliminators Of Lifeforms

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Evil Hornet
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, might be the truth :P

Mr.Knaps
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the universe was trying to start a riot among the people who don't know global warming is not a hoax.

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Elsker
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny!! But having trouble beleiving this is really a coincidence

N S
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a guerrilla art poster, not actually real ads by either company.

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Phill Healey
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are fake ads placed around London transport.

Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's definitely fake. Having worked in branding I know that this isn't the correct "on brand" logos for these companies (which they would never do) probably the only way the prankster is getting away with it as not using their current legal branding.... pretty clever

Phyzzi
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing they get away with it because they strike silently and swiftly and probably have some sympathizers among the transit agency who wouldn't openly defy such large companies but certainly aren't going to go out of their way to help these companies.

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TahJia Williams
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its the "for the lowest price" for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

DennyS (denzoren)
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is too accurate...not only Shell...but big corporations in general.

Valley Girl
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you're in the home stretch....

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    #2

    Oh The Irony

    Oh The Irony

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hooman ate my certificate.

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will not be defined by his academic degree! :D

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anarchist dog refuses to be enslaved

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just about as useful as my university degree!

    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's trying to fit in with the other dogs

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because hooman didn't get it framed !

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He earned that certificate. He can do whatever he wants with it.

    ThisisKaylin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He hated the Papyrus font 🤣 😂 🤣

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    #3

    This Year Thousands Of Men Will Die From Stubbornness

    This Year Thousands Of Men Will Die From Stubbornness

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    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We will die from stupidity.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stubbornnesses, tell me about it. My mother, once a teacher, her life saying is 'it came spontaneously, it will go spontaneously'. Was cross with me because I sent her to her GP when she stepped in an old rusty nail.

    Aleksandra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom broke a bone in her hip (didn't know it was broken at the time) and didn't want to go to ER. She was home with that broken leg almost a week, then finally a doctor told her to go to ER. Moms can be badass but very stubborn

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    Michelle A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I nag all of the males in my family to get their prostate exams and colonoscopies and routine blood work. Too many die from preventable colon cancers, suffer and die needlessly from prostate issues that could have been prevented....

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny story the guy who sprayed that on the bottom fell off and no longer is with us

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    Everyone loves a delicious bit of irony from time to time. When we stumble upon these unexpected moments, they get easily stuck in our heads—after all, we know irony when we see it. But when it comes to defining the term and expressing it with words, many people have difficulties.

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    The most basic definition of this term is a conflict between what’s expected and what occurs. To learn more about irony and its humorous nature, we reached out to Roger J. Kreuz, Ph.D., a professor of psychology and an associate dean of the College of Arts and Sciences at the University of Memphis.

    In his recent book, Irony and Sarcasm, Kreuz goes into great detail in explaining how and why these words “are two of the most misused, misapplied, and misunderstood words in our conversational lexicon.”

    #4

    I'm No Rocket Surgeon But

    I'm No Rocket Surgeon But

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    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    point and case my friend

    Bella Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase is actually 'a case in point' not 'point and case'. Is this ironic? (Definition of case in point an instance or example that illustrates what is being discussed)

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    T. D. Bostick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow double the irony for the same low price.

    Moneythink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anti-social distancing count? I was avoiding people long before anyone had heard of COVID. I'm reel smart!

    Ben Moss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being stupid is linked to acting stupid, huh?

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to say you voted for Trump without saying you voted for Trump

    Thomas Galloway
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your politics is the definition of logical fallacy. You attack the other person, not their argument. That's what we call Ad Hominem

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    Analyn Lahr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One co-worker wears a mask at work as required but will take it off in other businesses where they see employees not wearing masks. Thinks masks don't help. It seems like they're not helping because so many people refuse to freaking wear one when they should.

    Thomas Galloway
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    3 years ago

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    Masks don't help. Check the actual news.

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    Daniel Engel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a begging science to discover a way to make "STUPID" cause agonizing pain... sure would make it more efficient for weeding out the "jean-yus" anti masker(s) !!

    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is natural selection at its finest. Let the morons all get it and die and be done with it

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't think there's a possibility that this guy is taking the piss?

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    #5

    This Is How We Roll In My Town

    This Is How We Roll In My Town

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    Sarah Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Return to school, teacher edition :-)

    J Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just say that every bottle on that shelf contains a lesson

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahahaha! That is both hilarious and absolutely true.

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    Owl in the Family
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There need to be some BOGO signs in that display! Buy one for home; give one to your child's teacher!

    Flexiegirl94
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh YES! My mum would appreciate this! My sisters go back to school in 2 days!

    Radar O.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little f**k is gone! Time to start drinking at 7.05 am now so I got enough time to sober up before the return bus.

    Deb Bowyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back to school ... teacher edition ... said the home-schooling parents who understand now. ;-)

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    #6

    At Least Irony Isn't Made In China

    At Least Irony Isn't Made In China

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    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like Trump having his Make America Great Again hats made in Vietnam.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just going to comment about that! And wasn't there a bunch of other merchandise he had that was actually made in China? I loved it when Ivanka's clothing line went down the drain too, that was priceless!

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    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's missing a stripe. It would be pretty bad if that was made in the US...

    Tom Bolton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The makers simply refuse to recognize the historical existence of Vermont.

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    Mx. Croteau
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the best kind of nationalism is ironic and pathetic nationalism

    Krazy Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone notice the flag only has 12 stripes ?

    kat lia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American hates anything that is made in China, yet they keep on buying things from China because it is cheaper.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, no one accused us of being aware of where our stuff comes from a long as it's cheap.... A lot of Americans can't afford to.

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    While many of us instinctively understand when a situation is ironic, it can be hard to articulate it. The professor said that the reason behind this is that “the perception of irony is triggered by violations of implicit assumptions that we have about the world and how it is supposed to work.” 

    “In most cases, we aren’t even aware of these assumptions until we encounter something incongruous or peculiar that contradicts our expectations,” he added. Kreuz provided a couple of examples: 

    • You encounter a sign with a misspelling in front of a store. Not a big deal – mistakes happen. Not irony.
    • You see a sign in front of a school. Many schools have such signs, so nothing surprising about that. Not irony.
    • You see a sign in front of a school that reads “We are committed to excellense.” Educators are supposed to know how to spell, so the juxtaposition of the message, the mistake, and its very public location triggers a sense of irony.
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    #7

    What If?

    What If?

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    Tabby_Sohee
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, but this is inconsiderate. Many people who state their religion as an excuse and do horrible things are indeed Christian, but it’s not a religion-based thing, every religion has those kinds of psychos. Christianity does not deserve to be put down like this and be called a lie; calling someone’s beliefs and integrity a lie is not the way to building equality between religions and cultures. Please, let’s try to accept other cultures instead of bashing down the ones of others.

    Cuddly Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with Christianity, at least here in the US, is that it is the religion trying legislate morality and force their ethics onto our society via political means. There is no other religion doing that on a nationwide scale. Francis of Assisi is attributed as saying "Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary." It seems as if most Christians these days do the reverse.

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    Traniel Ditasavit
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf is wrong with y’all? Yes, I get it, this church was stupid to put up this sign. Yes, I get it, some Christians can be hateful and annoyingly agnostic. Becoming a hater yourself doesn’t help the situation. Religiophobes (haters who discriminate based on religion) are no better than racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, ableists, and any other hateful prejudiced low-lifes on this planet. You’ve now outed yourself as a hater. Congrats.

    Jamma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! Not homophones! But seriously - you are comparing people being discriminated against because of WHO THEY PHYSICALLY ARE vs. people being discriminated against because of believing in and letting their life be ruled by a fairy tale. I give the same respect to people who are fanatics about Harry Potter or Donald Trump's made-up worlds.

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    ADDee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you didn’t, we can make sure you do for a minimal fee of at least 10% of your income.

    John
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put this on a mosque or Hindu temple, etc. and it would be called bad taste to make fun of it.

    Bored Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s kind of the point, you won’t find this sign on a mosque or a temple.

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    Llama_flower93
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see how this would be funny to a certain group of people. But posting it on here, as if everyone will find it funny feels insensitive. However, I feel fine when these posts make fun of flat earthers, so, I dunno. Maybe I'm hypocritical, and we all just have to suck it up.

    Desmond Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Christianity is such an important part of many peoples cultures and ethnic identities. I can’t believe how much hate there is on boredpanda sometimes…just because you don’t believe it yourself doesn’t mean it isn’t true.

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But just because you believe it does not mean it's true. Goes both ways.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try a different lie then! Apply within for details

    Hugh Walter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped believing that lie at age 7, sat in a freezing Church (Eversley, Hampshire) listening to a fatuous grown-up tell me god was everywhere if I needed to talk to him! "Yeah? So why drag me here to this fridge you built, fŭckwit?"

    Traniel Ditasavit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your choice and you have a right to believe what you believe. No need to hate ppl.

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    MaggieWest
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't interpret this as "Christianity is a lie" but as "there is no God". So not slagging on Christians here, more like all religions.

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religion has done it again - continues to keep ppl separated.

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    #8

    Man Experiences Irony, 1966

    Man Experiences Irony, 1966

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    80 Van
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so deflated.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ran out of petrol on a freeway once and the first person to pull up and see if I needed help was a guy driving a petrol tanker. Which of course he couldn't take petrol from.

    keepgoing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like "water water everywhere but not a drop to drink" when you are in the sea

    Phill Healey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was pumped to get this job. Now look at him, all deflated That puncture really threw a tyre iron at his day. Put a spanner in the wheel and left him wishing he could just burn rubber. He hates Michelin man.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sittin here contemplating my navel - because the spare is under there!

    Adrian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the jack, and the wrench, and his lunch, and his water bottle.

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    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he the guy from the math problems?

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    #9

    Pharmacy Puts Their Back Pain Stuff On The Bottom Shelf

    Pharmacy Puts Their Back Pain Stuff On The Bottom Shelf

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    Herbert Yeboah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That way you'll buy more of their product

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... or you won't buy those at all, 'cause no way I can reach those if my back's acting up. So a bit of a gamble.

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what's called adding insult to injury!

    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    allow me to beat the s**t out of the idiot who thought this was a good idea

    Yoga Kitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful not to throw your back out while doing so...

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    Kyle D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always find it amusing the Hemorrhoid care items are on the bottom two shelves. I usually deliberately say they're on/near the bottom.

    Rachel Connot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local walmart had the prenatal vitamins on the bottom shelf also. Trying to get those while 8 months pregnant was great.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Economically, that's the most sensible thing to do.

    Wander McMooch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is all over. They do this everywhere.

    Loraine MacGinness
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not unusual nowadays - none or less thought is put into everything !

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    #10

    Handle Broke

    Handle Broke

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    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a hunch this was intentional.

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they painted a mug that already had the handle broken off as a joke. The breakline is the same color as the neck.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even have the paints to show they painted that on after it broke.

    Steven Mello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, I think they were making a one ear-ed Van Gogh mug and in the process, broke off the handle/ear. There in lies the irony.

    Space whale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Van Gogh had his ear cut off and the handle is like the ear.

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    Hudson Conboy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    van Gogh came back to cut off his other ear

    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you do that on just to get it online

    Tristan Kenyon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and you wrote this comment just to get online also 😆

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    “In a similar way, a destroyed book is not ironic, and a book about dog training isn’t either,” the professor continued. But if you juxtapose them and see Dog Training for Dummies being destroyed by your furry four-legged friend: “Voilà, irony!”

    One thing that many people tend to mix up is verbal irony and sarcasm. These two words often are used interchangeably, yet they’re not the same. “Irony is often triggered by situations and involves incongruity, juxtaposition, and unexpectedness. Sarcasm, on the other hand, is typically verbal,” Kreuz told Bored Panda. 

    “It often makes use of irony to criticize someone else, or to be humorous. But not all sarcasm involves irony, which is why people are often confused about these terms.”

    #11

    Things Have Gone Wrong Somewhere

    Things Have Gone Wrong Somewhere

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    Lousha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might look funny but only 50 percent went wrong, if that. I will say that dogs should not be in strollers and shouldn't be bred to the point where they are not dogs anymore. But kids on a leash - that is a good thing! It makes the outings much safer. Such small kids, even if very well behaved and disciplined don't yet have a brain yet that can compute consequences. The world is fast and dangerous. The leash can make sure they never disappear on you when for 2 seconds you're looking at what the other one is doing, and can't run ahead enough to be hit by a car. I used to be a nanny and I refused to take the 3 year old out until I was given one of these. I was still holding her hand and she was a very good little lady, but it made me feel safer to know that she can't just dart out on a whim as we're crossing a million roads to school.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve got a pushchair for my arthritic dog, it means he doesn’t miss out.

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cared for end of life dogs, and the ones who were not well enough to walk on their own got stroller outings to enrich their lives. I took anyone who felt well enough on short outings every day. I also put warm clothes on some of them who had trouble regulating body temp. Did people think I was crazy? Yes. Did I care? NO.

    James Suttle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgive me for asking but what is the problem with safety reins for the children?

    Frankenfrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently some Karens got their fweelings hurt because someone used their senses when taking their kids out and about, instead of just letting them roam and risk losing them

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    KM
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why some people don't like the safety harness on a kid. I would be dead 10x over if my mom hadn't done that for me. I hated holding hands b/c I was short and it hurt my shoulder. Win/win.

    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't hate on dogs. Maybe she's a senior dog who needs mobility assistance, but still likes to be out and about with her person. And some small children should definately be kept on leashes when out in public. Parents can't hold onto them every second and still shop, and some of the kids have less impulse control than a poodle.

    KariLovesHerKat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to enjoy this site and the comments. But some of you are just nasty, rude and disgusting. Calling someone a b***h for having a different opinion, being rude and personal for the same reason. Some of you need to grow the hell up and get some manners

    Adrian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can only agree - with so many stories on BP you only get to hear one side of the story. Hear the other side and maybe make a different comment.

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    xolitaire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt bought a stroller for her 14 year old dachshund who couldnt walk longer distances anymore. The dog was not sick, just got exhausted quicker. This way she could take the dog with her and the dog could take part in her activities. Win win.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this is ironic, but the dog looks like it might be a show dog, or perhaps it's elderly. Plus being in the stroller, it's not gonna have an 'accident' in the store! And keeping a kid on a leash makes total sense - my grandson is one who needed to be leashed in public. He would see something interesting & dart away fast enough to make your head spin. And just a few years ago in my hometown, a 4 year old boy broke away from his dad, ran into the street & was hit by a delivery truck & killed instantly. Right in front of the dad - how does anyone ever recover from that?

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    #12

    Anti-Chew Spray

    Anti-Chew Spray

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    Sarah Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might want to ask for a refund!

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's certainly not chewing anything else, so it's working.

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's clearly working, as the dog no longer chews furniture if you buy this product.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the adult teeth are coming through, nothing will stop the chewing, until they are through

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At which point the dog is in for a BIG surprise. After that the stuff will work so well he won't even come in the house when it is used.

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not chewing anything else atm :P

    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, none of that stuff deters my dog, either. I tried some spray to get him to stop licking his paws and he would immediately lick the spot clean of the stuff.

    Abigail Seaholtz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd call the people who made this and just start laughing like a maniac and hang up lol

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the flip side, my MIL sprayed Rex the Wonderdog with Dog Off. He was going nuts, poor thing. Many baths later he was still afraid of my MIL. Can't say that I blame him.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have several different bottles of stuff I bought trying to keep my dogs off my books. They chewed on most of them too. I think some dogs just LOVE bitter apple.

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    #13

    Found This Old Apple Slogan. Times Sure Have Changed

    Found This Old Apple Slogan. Times Sure Have Changed

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last line in red is a lie too! It isn't even a real apple!

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    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m dyslexic…I first read does less, costs more. So maybe I read the actual truth?

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Does 1% more than last year's model. **Costs us less money to make it in China.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2022 "Does less. Costs More. It's not that simple."

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a typo. It's meant to say, "Does less, costs more".

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does cost. Always the same, just different package, more or less. It's that simple.

    Mr. L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you have your less and more mixed up

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    And talking about why many of us find it comical when we come across an ironic sign, poster, or image, Kreuz mentioned that we think it’s amusing because it’s almost like solving a puzzle. “When we spot the incongruity, we can be amused, and then perhaps consider ourselves to be a little superior compared to those who don’t ’get the joke.’”

    Looking through this list, you can’t help but feel reminded to expect the unexpected and chuckle at the ups and downs of life. After all, ironic billboards, posters, and situations are lurking all around us, just waiting to be captured and shared with people in great need of a laugh or two.

    #14

    Dog Came To The Vet Today For Swallowing A Monopoly Piece

    Dog Came To The Vet Today For Swallowing A Monopoly Piece

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    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a dog eat dog world out there

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for not saying "doggy dog".

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations, it's pregnant!

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He chose the right one!

    Xander Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he wanted your bones look hes licking it

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    #15

    This Subway Is Telling People To Eat Next Door

    This Subway Is Telling People To Eat Next Door

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    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my f*****g god this is the best one yet IMO

    Grant Caldwell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good advice on subways part. Telling people to eat somewhere else.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERY subway is telling you to eat somewhere else.

    Archaelus Joaquim Dugenia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the arrow in subway says we should eat there in fres

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    #16

    The Irony

    The Irony

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, talk about domino effect!

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Didn't get it at first and now I can't stop... XD

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    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was destined to happen. I mean they lined up dominos.

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ (ɴᴇᴡ ᴀᴄᴄ)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *all of bikes put as dominos* me: *MUST RESIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The domino effect is a true effect and for all kinds of domino's!

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to say that, but couldn't remember the name of the type of humor it is.

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    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single delivery moped I've ever seen in England has had an L plate on it. It's a strange phenomenon, I wonder why. If they were all teenagers I'd get it but they seldom are.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably they are migrants who haven't got a car license yet.

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    #17

    We B Smokin’

    We B Smokin’

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    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a brand that lives up to its name!

    J Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, please... y'all would be all mad if you drove by and we NOT be smokin

    O_circularbeing_O
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵my cigarette burns my fingers cause i forgot i lit it🎵

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    #18

    Noticed Our Stroller Felt A Little Weird, Found Out There’s A Pin Stuck In The Tire. The Pin Is Very Ironic

    Noticed Our Stroller Felt A Little Weird, Found Out There’s A Pin Stuck In The Tire. The Pin Is Very Ironic

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    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot to add punctuation with this puncturation. "Not today. -Satan"

    Thyamath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else had Graystillplays' voice inside their head while reading this?

    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it in Dana Carvey's "Church Lady" voice 😆

    Meredith Hill-Mulligan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pay to have a sticker like that so when I take my kid out in their stroller, I keep seeing it. Like a little reminder that i'll get through the day.

    Jude Samson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better was a pizza place hosting a pro-trump block party and the owner was wearing “not today satan” shirt and when I told him that’s from a gay Cuban drag queen (and NOT a religious statement) the sheer look of terror that crossed their face was priceless!

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    #19

    Finding A Way

    Finding A Way

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot! The boss said new ways not shortcuts!

    Cassidy ChillRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have thought he could get away with driving like he does on Rainbow Road in Mario Kart. It's the only explanation for such a crazy stunt.

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    J Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice the sign says "new ways", not "better ways"

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it counts as irony if it's true. They DID find a new way. It's not a good way, but it's a new one.

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, but you could also say "no, they got stuck, so it wasn't a new way"

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    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boss we found a shortcut that will take us 20 minutes more than the orginal route

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor choice of picture. If you look at where this truck is, plus all the snow on the ground, it appears to have skidded off the road and down this hill, landing where the tree line starts. In other words, a road accident. Hope the driver, and any passengers if there were any, weren’t hurt.

    TheOrangeGrape
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously these people are just doing their jobs. These "new ways" don't necessarily have to be effective, per se...

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    #20

    Thank You For Driving Carefully

    Thank You For Driving Carefully

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That may be a Freudian Flip!

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine what would have happened if he hadn't been driving carefully.

    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it, parallel parking is hard.

    Mathieu D.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sorry, not funny . This is actually really sad. Not sure the driver still alive. ( yeah I know he is probably the cause of this )

    NL Stuart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No argument here. But it's the irony of the sign that's humorous.

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    Ein Steinbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the house waving at me?

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy who mowed down a yield sign, lol.

    J Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign is clearly sarcastic... if it had hands, it would be doing a slow clap

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    #21

    Definition Of Irony

    Definition Of Irony

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    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the prisoners message

    Cassidy ChillRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still haven't figured out why the prisoners keep escaping from this one.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the other irony is discontinuing the "Bronco" name after the OJ police chase, only to name the new model the "Escape"

    catherine todd
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it... what does the circled label say? Is this vehicle the "Ford Escape is a compact crossover SUV?"

    Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @catherin todd Yes, it's an "Escape." 🤣

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    Allams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Escape the prisoner transport

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An odd choice for an escape vehicle

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not give the prisoners any ideas!

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    #22

    Now What?

    Now What?

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made in UK. (IT Crowd joke if your interested).

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1 : Scream Step 2 : Run Step 3 : Repeat

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!!!!

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's a bad day when your fire extinguisher catches fire

    Joseph Mainusch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just put it over here, with the rest of the fire.

    Ben Garfath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who left Father Dougal in charge?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the wall is brick.

    Ashlea Saunders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire! Fire! Looking forward to hearing from you

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    #23

    Except That

    Except That

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear Meatloaf in the background... 🎵🎵I would do anything for love, but I won't do that🎵🎵

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched that video just last night, still awesome

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    Russ Kincade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the old joke about the cobbler's children (no shoes).

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do not have time to fix the bell of course...

    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hidden message: turn around and take your business elsewhere.

    Aesthetic Studios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are too busy, no time to fix the bell

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If nothing else, it is not good advertising.

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    #24

    There Was An Attempt To Stop The Seagulls

    There Was An Attempt To Stop The Seagulls

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    Hodor! Hodor?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if he could read I'm pretty sure he wouldn't give 2 shits

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That sign cant stop me. I cant read!"

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A literate seagull who identifies as dog.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What seagull? I only see a cute dog

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please people. Keep your seagulls on a leash.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He identifies as a dog. Respect his life choices.

    A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog who wrote the message is going to be really ticked off.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he’ll steal your hotdog out of your hand, he’ll do anything.

    DebSue
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raised by cats - "don't tell me what to do"

    K Ann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you have a problem with a seagull wanting a drink of water :/ refill it you nasty people

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    #25

    Nestled Away In A Small Local Newspaper Is The Greatest And Most Ironic Ad Ever

    Nestled Away In A Small Local Newspaper Is The Greatest And Most Ironic Ad Ever

    fowleryo Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoda is writing newspaper ads now?

    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I want to learn to speak and write like a graduate college!

    Colm Corcoran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I'm imaging Sasha Baron Cohen as this guy. Wouldn't be a bad new character for him!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cookie Monster teaches English?

    Imogene Cargeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair... anyone learning English as a second language is a fucken badass. English is bananas. When i started Learning Italian how much sense it makes and how much simpler it is to construct a sentence.... I immediately felt horrible for every person who is learning English in their adult life. Like... read and read... yeah those two are pronounced different and have different meanings. But how can you tell? You can't. Their, they're and there? Cmon bananas. Man fucken chaos.

    Na Da
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dis not point. point, him want teach dem english for you - graduate college style 🤣🤣🤣

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    Collin Lyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but how do you get in touch with him, if help it is need you?

    Requiem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hes writing it in the only way people with broken English can understand

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a joke right? It's gotta be satire. It's hilarious

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    #26

    Took This After Lunch At The Restaurant. At Least The Irony Is Delicious

    Took This After Lunch At The Restaurant. At Least The Irony Is Delicious

    sndebrosse Report

    Paul Macdonell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold it...bug is on the OUTSIDE of the window !!!

    Kathy Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is, people don't realize the cockroaches usually ride in on the customer then stick around. Cockroaches natural habitat is in the grass and leaves and when everyone mows and weed eat they take flight and end up where they their home won't be disturbed as frequently. Doesn't mean the business/restaurant/home is dirty; it means it was convenient.

    Steven Mello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all, that's a water bug, which is a type of cockroach, but not the German variety that you should be worried about. Inside or out, it's not a problem.

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....there's a million more that you don't see

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have sent that to the DoH immediately.

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    #27

    Well

    Well

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you little s**t when im done breaking the window i will eat you slowly!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The prophecy has been fulfilled.

    SusanS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $1.25 for a candy bar?? Highway Robbery.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't that expensive when it was called a MARATHON bar.

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when new marketing campaigns are too successful

    Rissie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not irony. That's just exactly what it looks like.

    Kim Blizzard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not ironic. That's just the truth!

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    #28

    A Machine Came Thru My Local John Deere For Repairs From The Tornado In Kentucky

    A Machine Came Thru My Local John Deere For Repairs From The Tornado In Kentucky

    dottiemcfierceon Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, shucks!

    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jimmy cracked corn but I don't care." But the corn cared. The corn never forgot.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would make a dad joke, but it would sound too corny.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! This really illustrates the power of a tornado, weaponised corn!

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    #29

    Spotted In A Walmart Parking Lot Today

    Spotted In A Walmart Parking Lot Today

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    abby smink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I saw someone tweet "I've had UTIs I'll miss more."

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How will we know if you don't go away?

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding! The media and dems haven't let go of Trump since he left office, its been 2-years and you still can't seem to get over your addiction and just let go. Of course, you're scared to death he'll run again in 2024 so it's more of the same slander and character assassination, FBI document raids, January 6th Committee, etc.

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe people really miss him. Of course, I still can't believe people actually voted for him.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The f**k, hell to the NO, NOPE, NEIN, NU, NIET, NEE, LA, NĀ, NON, NEE, OCHI, A'A, HANIN, IIE, TIDAK, BU SHI, HOINA, NAO and mote

    Anine C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They needed a bold sharpie.

    Ruby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I before E except after C, weird right?

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trumpism. Too bad they don't have a vaccine for that.

    Chris Hills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to UP vote this 10,000,000 times or more

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    #30

    We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts, My Little Sister Killed It This Year: Batteries Not Included

    We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts, My Little Sister Killed It This Year: Batteries Not Included

    341913 Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damned batteries cost more than a gift! Laughs on her!

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some cheap presents.

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    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has appeared on BP with a different back story before.

    Dizz2K7 Gaming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't irony, it's intentional.

    Jo Sargent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not new, seen this many times before.

    Gregor Rosenauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also an odd number for additional evil genius factor😅😈

    Ashlea Mcleod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'm totally stealing this one.

    Printerman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's wonderful, and I'm stealing the idea.

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    #31

    I Mean

    I Mean

    bagzoffritoz Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? Mistakes are proof you are. Humans make mistakes.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mistakes are proof you are garbage.

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    Toni Ahlgren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always remember, it's "garbage can" not garbage "can not".

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mistakes are proof you are trash" ...

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mistakes are proof you are garbage. Duly noted.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freudian slip - Mistakes are proof you are garbage ! - or intentional?

    Resting Witch Face
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess you could say the librarian had a TRASHY sense if humor (ba dum chhhh)

    me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we're all trash cans. Thanks for letting us know!

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    #32

    For Christmas 2019, My Boss Gifted Us With 1 Work From Home Day In 2020

    For Christmas 2019, My Boss Gifted Us With 1 Work From Home Day In 2020

    -edna__mode- Report

    80 Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did you get to use it?

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they folded it and shoved it up the boss's a**e!

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    Comfy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little did your boss know...

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't the joke on your boss then..... ?

    CCLoos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't understand why so many people are quitting their jobs!"

    Ashlea Mcleod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people didn't quit.In my case, I worked at a hospital for 7 years and had a great job. But I was one of the senior people in my position. When the pandemic first started, everything shut down but the sickness had not spread to our area so the hospital was pretty much empty. The government allowed businesses to lay off and permanently let people go without penalty (they would otherwise have to pay unemployment). So many places used that as an excuse to cut costs. I was one of 6 fired. I also know of at least 20 other people in my position who had the same thing happen. These are not menial jobs. I have 2 doctorates and was high-paid, along with 23 years of medical practice. Getting another job in my city has proven almost impossible so I decided to retire early (I'm 52). Other people cannot go back to work because of lack of childcare. Over 40% of childcare centers closed and never re-opened. People have no place to take their children. Hope this helps with understanding.

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    Elli Rahim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used that card the entire year and still haven't gone back to the office.

    Smeez geez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meaning less gifts like these is what keeps the fuel going for the working class .. eyeroll

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    #33

    Earth Day Run Irony

    Earth Day Run Irony

    Riousenkai Report

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey!!! This is George R. Brown convention center in downtown Houston. People hand out cups of water to runners. The runners typically toss them all in the same spot for easy clean up! This is taken out of context. What do you want the runners to do?

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    John
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the organisers did a sweep and recycle after the event. It's just convenient for the nature of the run, and then they make things right. Not exactly a difficult concept to comprehend.

    Squish y
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol exactly, this is a good example of ignorance, not irony

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    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collected and recycled later? Probably. But recycling is the LAST in the chain after reduce and reuse. You should recycle things you cannot usefully avoid owning and which can't be used again. If you can just not do this at all then that's way higher up the chain of good practice than doing it anyway then crowing about recycling. Also, wind exists. Many cups will blow into private residences and waterways too.

    Bec Jac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should they carry their cups on the whole 26 mile run?

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    Dave P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should see the aftermath of a environmentalist rally like after the Dakota Pipeline Protests, the cleanup was massive from the protesters ( DAPL-Garbage.jpg DAPL-Garbage.jpg NoDAPLcamp.jpg NoDAPLcamp.jpg ) and you should see after Earth Day rallies NYC or DC how bad it is.

    Scipio Africanus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really isn’t ironic. This is planned for and happens at all races and it will be cleaned up

    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hell they running for? What's the logic? Do a clean up of some dirty area or something

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These marathons are for raising funds to pay for trash bags, gloves, & disposal fees for the groups who do go out & do clean ups.

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    Materyst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't belong here. Don't you know all the trash is collected and recycled when the run is finished? Why would you think they'll just leave it there?

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't they drop the trash into a basket as they walk/run by? Is that so difficult? Seems easier than running.

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    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a marathon that's how it's done. You can't run 26 miles holding onto 15 cups. The organizers collect all of the cups after the event.

    Blue Strawberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, people! Pick up your own trash!

    Louis Beltcher
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The earth day marathon and basically any public outdoor event in my town uses biodegradable cups with seeds embedded in the cup walls, and they take special care to make sure they don't introduce any invasive plant species, the bees really love all the wild flowers.

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    #34

    Well Isn’t That Ironic

    Well Isn’t That Ironic

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *puts these in my printer, runs out of magenta immediately, buys new of these, print heads are misaligned, i waste all the cyan doing the test thing, i buy more of these, they're incompatible because they have drm somehow, i give up and throw my printer into an active volcano*

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "don't you think? A little too ironic"

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to buy three - this adds up to more than the cost of the printer!

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a while we contemplated just buying a new machine every.time we ran out of ink. Especially after we also spent a fortune in printer head cleaner kits. And then we decided that greyscale suited our needs and haven't gone back.

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    freefall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I never need to print color, I switched to a black laser printer.

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a color laser almost a decade ago, moved it twice and I am just now running out of ink for the first time (maybe possibly the second, I honestly can't remember). Less than $500 new. The vast bulk of inkjets aren't printers, they are trash generating money transfer scams.

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had some of that, but can't find it anywhere.

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    C. S. M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're willing and the current market allows for you, consider refilling ink cartridges. I'd have to pay at least $120 US for a full set of new cartridges, while I've spent around the same amount for quality supplies to refill those cartridges at least 5 times over, and it works. HP printers of all levels suck for doing this, while there are Canon and other-brand printers which are easier to deal with. Research and study it, and you'll save the agony of paying $50 or more for a single ink cartridge. It's saved me hundreds of dollars so far.

    Saiba Ahasan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree very Ironic👌👌👌

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    #35

    Made In China

    Made In China

    davidborts Report

    Wend kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh we’re all in a whole world of trouble

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual slogan for the Donald Trump campaign.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So freedom comes in boxes! From China?

    Paul Aasajärv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great to know the country of origin! Working as a watchmaker (early 2000s), the "Swiss Made" watch from three different China had to be repaired: PRC=China as we know, HK=Hongkong and just CHINA=Taiwan! But to see it, you had to look inside the back cover...

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it lovely that they depend on the exports from a communist dictatorship so much then they scream that any vaguely ethical idea is communist?

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAA this one is sad and true to some extent f**k

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    #36

    “This Is Not Style. This Is Stupidity”

    “This Is Not Style. This Is Stupidity”

    qazwsx963 Report

    Mr Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine waking up in the morning, take a shower, have some coffee and get to your car to go shopping... then running back in and shouting to your husband: I almost forgot my sign, silly me!

    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard enough remembering to take a mask. Speaking of which, if I wore a sign it would be "put your nose in your mask".

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be a shame if someone……..PULLS ON THE SIGN!

    Imogene Cargeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hannah. I really like your energy. And I want to be your friend. Sincerely, your new friend.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much

    panda123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing ripped jeans is not style, but wearing a sign on your back is ;)

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not certain I'd take fashion advice from her.

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope she changes out the sign, whenever a new hideous trend hits the stores. Like the flood pants, how about a sign protesting those!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear lady - Please look down - its a sign of the times!

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I wore a sign for all the bad fashion choices it would be a billboard and I can’t really carry cuz I have a bad back. And the store keeps putting the back pain remedies on the godddamn bottom shelf.

    Rebecca Trinkner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now she's just ASKING to be made fun of for her pants.

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    #37

    That's Some Fine Irony

    That's Some Fine Irony

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statement with immidiate proof :D Perfect

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is genius if it's deliberate.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not irony ... It's the truth :)

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Famous last words of an Amazon worker!

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfection is unattainable, excellence will be tolerate

    dudovich13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It almost looks intentional, that's too good!!

    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had only one job to do....

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    #38

    He Knew It Would Come To This One Day

    He Knew It Would Come To This One Day

    veeduber Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About all its worth! (don't get pissed I' m old)

    V 2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how much Nickelback's album costs

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when this CD was very expensive to buy!! And now…look at that….50c

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still more than I would ever pay for it

    Joni Blinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah baby! Fitty cent is fitty cents!!

    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I do not miss his music and presence 😂

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    #39

    This A Little Infuriating Exchange On A Dating App

    This A Little Infuriating Exchange On A Dating App

    EmperorBinks Report

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that was a waste of time for everyone

    Wend kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess travel agents get a tad weary of travellers expecting them to be their personal tour guides- especially if they don’t know you!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And especially if they're asked so for free, because, you know, "we could be friends".

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    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A travel agent and a tour guide are not at all the same thing. What is the point of this?

    Requiem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The travel agent should know all the things to do there, thats how they sell you on trips.

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    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule 1 in some parts of Jamaica: don't ask strangers to show you things in Jamaica.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't say they were a good travel agent.

    moose toes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stop putting lol after every sentence lol

    Amy Brewer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Sanjay saved “Honey” the time and disappointment of meeting him.What a jerk

    Lil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the need to be so rude?

    LittleLiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A travel agent should know what's good to do in town. Absolute s**t travel agent

    Annette Easton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Travel agents are not tour guides. A travel agent would be booking trips for people who live there to go other places. Travel agents don't just automatically know everything there is to do in their hometown/home area. Also many travel agents specialize in various areas - family/theme park vacations, cruises, adventure travel, exotic travel etc.

    Alex S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a dating app, jesus. How are any of you people in a relationship?

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    #40

    Literally

    Literally

    brezzy413 Report

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useless side note, I think this was taken in San Francisco

    Katchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re 100% correct. There may be a ton of Fell Streets in other cities, but 415 is San Francisco’s area code.

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s wrong: it’s not “fell, fell” - it should be “fell, fallen”. See, I’ll learn to speak and write like a graduate college, yet! :D

    idle.threat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the 100 arrow pointing. 100% FELL.

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red light is the only think that saved it. Sign have to obey the rules too.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn caught by a red light again!

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    #41

    Oh The Irony

    Oh The Irony

    to_be_quite_frank Report

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no shortcuts. There may be obstacles.

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens all the time in Winter Park, FL. They think that because there is a dip in the road under the overpass, they will slide under.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a railroad bridge in Kansas City, MO that is the same. In fact, it just happened again this past weekend, but this time the truck flipped on its side. Look up The Independence Avenue Bridge sometime, it's got it's own facebook page!

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    Jesse Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens all the time on Storrow Drive in MA.

    Alyssa Lieberman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to say this. I believe the statistic is that I happens once a week, except in August when it quadruples. It is officially termed "storrowed" by the authorities.

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    Cassidy ChillRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Our most valuable resource sits 63 feet ahead."

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    #42

    Picking Up Plastic On The Beach Today... The Irony

    Picking Up Plastic On The Beach Today... The Irony

    NorthSuperior Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut to shot of a single tear trickling down David Attenborough's cheek

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the f*ck would you throw away The Blue Planet by Sir David Attenborough? What heartless bastard does that?

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is probably an omen! (its in its case did it dry out and work) if so maybe there's hope yet!

    ThisisKaylin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And unfortunately it's only disc 1...

    Kristine Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might still work. Found a cassette on the road and it was playable.

    Gary Harkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do anything for attention

    Amy Brewer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just plain sad and unnecessary

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    #43

    Our Youngest Son Has A Taste For Irony

    Our Youngest Son Has A Taste For Irony

    blight231 Report

    80 Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what are teeth for then?

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, at least eight of them are for chewing 🤪. But I rather suspect the book is leaning towards using them for smiling...

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEN RIDDLE ME WHAT THE KENTUCKY-FRIED HELICOPTER F*CK THEY'RE FOR THEN???

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I have just laughed myself into a coughing fit, but I'm stealing this expression

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then stop making delicious books!

    ChickenNugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this book! I'm pretty sure my dog ate it tho...

    Queen Taurus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for biting friends. Read it at work all the time unfortunately the irony is two of the kids will immediately turn around and bite a friend after the book is done

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who just got braces, I agree. It hurts to eat BREAD

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Yes they are. That's precisely their purpose.

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    #44

    Breakable

    Breakable

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m surprised this didn’t happen more often with the DVD’s being in a paper sleeve going through the mail system.

    Fritz Baumeister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I subscribed to Netflix DVD for years. I only remember getting cracked or broken discs a couple times in all that time and they replaced them right away, no hassle.

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    Sofia Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the movie description, and it actually looked like a good movie!

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once took a dvd out of my player and dropped it. It landed perfectly flat on my hardwood floor and shattered. I couldn't believe it.

    Jenee Greene
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samuel l Jackson must have had it when he fell down the stairs

    Briana Landers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man you see how little damage is on that envalope 😍😍😍 every time i get something in the mail, no matter from where, it looks like its been straight up abused!

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still get dvd's from Netflix, and all of them come thru with no damage, and everything else is scuffed & dirty. It's just weird.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netflix - as fragile as glass - how ironic!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seemed like the real thing, only to fiiiii-ih-ind... Much mistrust, love's gone behind ♬

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    #45

    Goddammit

    Goddammit

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    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some water in, bring to a boil. The sticker will slide right off.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pan is non-sticking... they don't mention the sticker

    Katarzyna Gratka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I hate paper stickers on products.

    moose toes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. HATE. WHEN. STICKERS. DO. THAT 😤

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop using sticky stickers! They're the death of me!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a b***h - I even added oil and heated it needless to say that didn't work either!

    JohnPaul K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only pan I don't get stuff stuck in is cast iron, the "nonstick" always stuck when I use em, even brand new

    Sakura Haruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the sticker keeps the food from sticking

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use something called Pure screen cleaner on my laptop. Had to remove a sticker from something the other day that wouldn't come off and it was just sitting there so I figured why not? I've never got the glue from a sticker off something so easily before!

    J Kwon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is from one of the dollar stores or Walmart, this is actually an only-stick burning pan.

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    #46

    You Can't Do It

    You Can't Do It

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still believe! Go on! :D

    Micah Chips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the little engine that could....i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...

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    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd estimate that truck is about 4.51m tall.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he's delivering a bridge?

    Colm Corcoran
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do it when you B&Q it! ....or, maybe not!

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point your option is to lower your tires air as much as possible and give it a go

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I try really really really hard and drive really really fast…

    Doodles1983
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hgv driver partner refers to this photo, ohhhhh, at least monthly.

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    #47

    Irony

    Irony

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    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they let you give your own performance evaluations at work.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did fortune cookies stop giving fortunes? I had one that said "Get you mind right." Not only not a fortune, but an insult, and a misspelled one at that. 😤

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I still have my all time favorite fortune. It read "you meantally is genus"

    P. Mozzani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a common term that is used in Asian culture. I've seen e-mail, from an Asian client, who writes, "well received."

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    #48

    There Was Flooding Where I Live Recently. Ironic

    There Was Flooding Where I Live Recently. Ironic

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You even know what to do to get there ;)

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming just keep swimming

    J Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not ironic...how else did you EXPECT to get to an establishment named "Swim"?

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what are you waiting for then?

    Rylee M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SWIM! LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

    Susanne Bækvig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else would you get to the shop?

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    #49

    The Irony Here Is Amazing. Never Tell Me The Odds

    The Irony Here Is Amazing. Never Tell Me The Odds

    ARF_Trooper_ Report

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnny English in retirement?!

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably got fired eventually and this is the only place that would hire

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember an averagely pleasant looking woman saying she used to be Miss England. My 9 year old face must have been broadcasting doubt, because she clarified that it was her maiden name

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok. My mother's podiatrist was named Dr. Graves. 0.0

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in the field of nuclear medicine and I have a college who's last name is radiation in my language

    MantisGirl15
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The French teacher at my high school is Mr. English. Lol

    Jan Feline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reverse nominative determinism?

    MisterE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a teacher named Ms. English. Take a guess what she teaches?

    Claire O'Connor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a teacher called Miss English. She taught Irish.

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    Jesse Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a chorale teacher in high school named Mr. Doctor.

    Feminist Percussionist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed a golden opportunity to be Doctor Doctor 👩‍⚕️ 🤦🏿‍♀️

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    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had an English teacher in HS that was also Mr English

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    #50

    The Left Door Perfectly Describes The Right Door's Condition

    The Left Door Perfectly Describes The Right Door's Condition

    ParadiseSquared Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, I'm visualising "UM" on the other door. I'll see myself out

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then, this wouldn’t be ironic… it would be accurate.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rekt'm, damn near..well, actually...

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the door is made with a not tempered glass! what a danger that big and sharp shards! it's unlawful.

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    #51

    This Truck In Front Of Me Had A Decal That Said "Sasquatch Research Society". Ironically I Could Only Get This Blurry Photo That Doesn't Prove Anything

    This Truck In Front Of Me Had A Decal That Said "Sasquatch Research Society". Ironically I Could Only Get This Blurry Photo That Doesn't Prove Anything

    Mick0331 Report

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't you know that modern cameras are programmed to go blurry if a sasquatch ever enters the frame?

    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the Potato Sasquatch cameras...!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so the proof pf Bigfoot is still unproven!

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    #52

    Mixed Messages In Elk City

    Mixed Messages In Elk City

    Burbada Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens are real, all other "birds" are government drones

    Sequoia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they perch on wires they are charging back up. lol

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens aren’t birds, they’re lunch.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all birds are equal. There are the "pretty ones which matter" and "the ones which are just food so f**k them".

    Moneythink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there's the bird that demonstrates birds really are dinosaurs, and can probably stomp you to death; the cassowary.

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    GSMountainWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the Elk City in Idaho or Oklahoma?

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's in Oklahoma. The wind is so high I don't see how it could be a bird sanctuary.

    Marinasongs1432
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... So it isn't a sanctuary for elk, but it is for birds, but a KFC is behind it, which has cooked chicken-

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should have been in The Onion.

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    #53

    Saw This In A Parking Lot. The Irony Almost Hurts

    Saw This In A Parking Lot. The Irony Almost Hurts

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    Wend kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d want to slap a sticker next to this with “You’re an idiot”

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sums them up perfectly

    Oliver Seitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Education is an intentionally undervalued and overpriced good in America, just to have enough cheap workers to exploit and cannon fodder for the military...

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The United States conservative party in a nutshell.

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse is that they like the yankees

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “That’s not how you spell “urine.”

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many mistakes in a short sentence! You're*/ USA*/ It's not even your language!

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, I'd pay to see them try to communicate with someone speaking sioux lol

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    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet if they were in a non-speaking English country they would complain no-one is speaking English, and they would be angry if some one said to them "speak (name any language not English)".

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    #54

    Finally A Hand Dryer That Works Properly

    Finally A Hand Dryer That Works Properly

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this are bacterial feeding centers. think they have been put out of commission everywhere due to pandemic

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually skip the air dryer and go directly to wiping my hands on my pants.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here! And now that I carry my hand sanitizer spray everywhere, I wash my hands with soap & water, then shake off the water & spray with the alcohol based sanitizer & my hands get dry faster.

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the worst thing about them is that they don’t dry your hands properly. I don’t know if they have any individual settings where the timer can be programmed on installation, or if it’s just a default timer, but they always stop just about 10 seconds before my hands are actually dry enough. (And they then take a while to restart.)

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst thing about Blade dryers is that they blow the bacteria around in the air. These devices blow the bacteria farther distances than regular air hand dryers. Paper towels at least keep bacterial spread to a minimum while sacrificing resources. The only thing worse than the Blade dryer is the old cloth band towel machines of the 1960s that were never laundered. Far better to take the time to let your wet hands air dry.

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    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst invention ever. The water just goes on the floor and sits there

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    #55

    Protesting Nike While Wearing Nikes

    Protesting Nike While Wearing Nikes

    GallowBoob Report

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well who's a little hypocrite then?

    Jeremy Van Portfliet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I picture you saying this in a supper sweet voice, to a small yapping dog.

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when some idiot tried to get everyone to boycott Coke and then was caught scooting a can of Diet Coke off his desk? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    Steven Mello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, just because you own a product made by a company that you later found out is doing shady s**t, doesn't mean you have to burn it. Continuing to use what you already have and not buying from another gigantic corporation whom is also probably doing the same thing is better.

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conceptually this makes sense. In practice, you're kind of defeating your own purpose if you do it in public, while protesting the thing, and especially with it in good condition

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    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @brian bennett yeah the jan 6 protesters

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but showing everyone that your are more righteous than them is more important than actually living up to your opinions. /s

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    #56

    It Always Seems I'm Doing Something Wrong With My Life

    It Always Seems I'm Doing Something Wrong With My Life

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    Elsker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurray for the fish!!

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bass? Catfish? What's your guess...

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upon closer inspection, Barry the Bass will not be biting that suspicious worm.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong - you just dumber than a fish!

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Is that a fish or a big s**t?

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    #57

    Beware Of Loose Gravel

    Beware Of Loose Gravel

    algoritham Report

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "--This one boss?" ..." Meh, close enough"

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that sign go up after the roadrunner went through?

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think their rock crusher needs to be recalibrated...

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does gravel have an upper size limit? When does gravel become pebbles? When do pebbles become stones? When do stones become rocks? When do rocks become boulders? When does a boulder become a hill?

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine getting that stuck in your shoe!

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    #58

    Seems Like A Legit Place To Get A Job

    Seems Like A Legit Place To Get A Job

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An animal boarding establishment near me just advertised for staff and a few days later the place is on the market.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they neeeeed workers to sell everything, hahaha. Going out of business & everything MUST GO - but they're only offering 20-40% discounts? If they're so desperate, they need to mark it down to 75% for me to walk in the door.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once answered a job ad for a place that closed just a few weeks later. I guess the HR department wasn't in on the budget meetings.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the "Constantly Closing Sale".

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get the job on time you get a week before we close!

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the Now Hiring sign is for sale.

    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crash course in the cycle of work experience for beginners.

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    #59

    Nothing Written In Stone

    Nothing Written In Stone

    epicnesshunter Report

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "nothing" is written in stone

    John Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bottom two lines are aren't really necessary.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The highlighted letters are an anagram - Initio - This adverb was adopted at the beginning of the 17th century directly from Latin, where it translates as "from the beginning." (Initio is a form of the noun initium, meaning "beginning," which gave rise to such English words as initial, initiate, and initiative.)

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neat idea but the letters being out of order is gonna make it impossible for anyone without prior knowledge to get it.

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    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Nothing” to see here

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    #60

    Please Do Not Waste Toner

    Please Do Not Waste Toner

    peepay Report

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was getting laid-off or fired.

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one took me a second, and one I realized I felt true pain.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like that i'm not wasting white toner

    #61

    Hopefully, They Get Someone Else To Do The Job Next Time

    Hopefully, They Get Someone Else To Do The Job Next Time

    artoink Report

    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they really brought down the roof there

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hats off to them!

    BatDude117 Official
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess their sales are through the roof now.

    Raccoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a building for a contractor once that was just some portables on top of cinderblocks

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no no they dont use their own products

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sold out? Can I get the display model? Thanks....

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding we had this done by someone else before the collapse!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually true. This building was already on the property when it was acquired by Watkins Roofing.

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    #62

    Irony For Sale, Twenty Two Bucks

    Irony For Sale, Twenty Two Bucks

    tastefulchrist Report

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God! Stores like T.K.Maxx, Dunelm and HomeSense are full of this s**tē, and the pound-stores follow their lead with even shiter-s**tē!

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same here in the U.S., but we have TJ Maxx, Marshalls, & HomeGoods. Plus there's Target, and several others. I have so much stuff already, don't need more. Especially something like this that I could actually make at home for less than $10.00 - I've got wood scraps & paint in the garage!

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    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously sick of schmaltzy signs with sappy sentimental sayings!

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yes! When we were looking for a house back in 2018, I went to one that had this kind of crap on every wall in every room. My real estate agent & I looked at each other & simultaneously said "too many words". It was hideous.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give me orders, you useless ugly over-priced thing!

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    #63

    A Display Of Human Decency In NYC

    A Display Of Human Decency In NYC

    theREALpdpmiata Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gosh... awful

    Dodo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's a trash can, I'm guessing it's full and people just dumped stuff next to it for the garbage men?

    Anine C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut sanitation budget, lose basic services. Business sells that crap, so they should pay to have it disposed of.

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, at least it's all in one spot. That's gotta count for something, I suppose.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The playing cards make me think someone was moving out

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have a photo of a Japanese street next to it.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be after a street event, Bristol looks like that after St Pauls carnival, it's all been swept up into a pile waiting to be collected, it's all gone by the next day.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlucky cards! Can someone rescue the ace of spades and send it to me I collect them . . .

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    #64

    This Is Quite Ironic

    This Is Quite Ironic

    Fabio Baccaglioni Report

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Ariom Dahl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, all that empty space and it had to hit the sign. :)

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The aircraft fly low to read signs.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How low can you go? Hold my beer.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's right out of a Far Side comic!

    #65

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

    beewulfsun Report

    Herbert Yeboah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took a second to realize they are supposed to use the robot to clean

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one but it is much faster if you use a vacuum cleaner.

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    Lytha Hawkeye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one of these. I named it Gondor because it keeps getting stuck and then starts beeping and flashing. So now everytime it does one of us yells "The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!"

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a classic one, I laughed so hard at this one.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great ad for" ROOMBA" !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, don't get high on your own supply.

    deathrose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a mall. What would happen if one got loose in there? Lol

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    #66

    The Definition Of Irony: My Neighbor's Smoke Alarm Spontaneously Burst Into Flames

    The Definition Of Irony: My Neighbor's Smoke Alarm Spontaneously Burst Into Flames

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    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? Smoke detectors are battery operated aren't they, did the batteries ignite somehow?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many smoke detectors are dual-powered. The mains power circuit is very simple for cost reasons: a capacitor is used together with a current limiting resistor and a zener diode to produce a low voltage for the detector. When zener diodes fail, they usually fail short-circuit and the current overload turns the resistor and capacitor into magic smoke.

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    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a radioactive element in them, not good!

    Moneythink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it a photoelectric smoke detector, or an ionization smoke detector with radioactive Americium? I don't think I'd want to breathe the air right after that little fire.

    ChickenNugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought it was hair before reading the caption

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's going to detect the smoking smoke detectors?

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess it didn't smell smoke first!

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    #67

    Me In Real Life

    Me In Real Life

    MeghanAM Report

    Skittle-chanWan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no sweat :) (even when you're sinking) no sweat :) I'm fine! It's ALLLLL okay!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An ancient marine saying, you know like the captain always goes down with the ship!

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Describe You life with one picture. Me:

    Aqsa Azam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has the same energy as the fire around dog meme

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    #68

    Irony At It's Finest

    Irony At It's Finest

    CerealKiller007 Report

    Hecate DeMort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they managed to leave the village before crashing.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the second picture with "Thank you for driving carefully" and a not right side up car next to it. They really need to stop putting up these signs.

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, but once you get past the sign, it’s OK.

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again. They've already been thanked

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not hitting this sign causing the state more money to replace it!

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    #69

    Well, That's Ironic

    Well, That's Ironic

    Hugh_Schmefner Report

    Paul Fowler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Job creation scheme - A for initiative...

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a slow day boss so I thought it shouldn't be a total loss - sorry wrong statement!

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collision Investigation -- "Found it!!"

    #70

    Oh The Irony

    Oh The Irony

    imgur.com Report

    Rattus Norvegicus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically the tree is still alive and could sprout new branches.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Fred isn't the only one who died dead twice!

    Katarzyna Gratka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After cutting down the tree, they should remove the sign.

    #71

    (Dead End)

    (Dead End)

    reddit.com Report

    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.'

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite poem... now I won't be able to get your comment out of my head when I hear it! Lol.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this kind of dark nihilism.

    Moneythink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of thing always reminds me of a friend who saw "America Road", and turned down it. It was a dead end.

    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh why does it always feel like i choose the dead end

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there is a birthing center on this road make a u-turn!

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    #72

    Now Where Did I Leave That Sun Screen

    Now Where Did I Leave That Sun Screen

    MyMotherWasAPikachu Report

    karla Meixnerová
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it in the cart. I am interested, if you will be charged 7.95 or if you will be able to smuggle it through :D

    User# 6
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'ld use the invisible spray on everything else in the cart and just pay for the spray...

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    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha this reminded me of the old Tom and Jerry cartoons when Jerry used vanishing cream to turn invisible.

    Anine C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could resell that on eBay for $30.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds right - nothing costs 7.95 - sort of like air in chip bags!

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    #73

    Well That Is Ironic

    Well That Is Ironic

    jordanovvvvv Report

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well team, we did say "reduce" not "eradicate""

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they hadn't worked together, the water would be over the sign.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't live in large areas of Gloucestershire would be my advice

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody grab a straw - non plastic of course!

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -i'm working alone! (every 80/90's cop movie)

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, we didn't say we were effective

    #74

    Facts. Who Needs Scoohl

    Facts. Who Needs Scoohl

    mrking604 Report

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wonder how many basketball balls went on the roof :>

    Moneythink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of the kids' education; solve the problem of getting a basketball off the roof.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phonetically it sounds good to me

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done by a parent - kids aren't all bad!

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The post above is rekt. Not even doors need school.

    #75

    "Antique"

    "Antique"

    reddit.com Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what the Roadshow would say about this!

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I estimate the value for this, 10000 dollars.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're using that word but I don't think it means what they think it means

    Orichinals
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's made today, is antique in about a hundred years, so no lie. And every day there is new antique from made that day hundred years ago. So no lie.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're talking about daily in 1874.

    Jesse Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bunch of so called antique dealers selling contemporary knock offs all got busted awhile back, nice the right people are paying attention

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully they missed out the word style. But maybe not.

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    #76

    The Irony

    The Irony

    nolanator Report

    Wend kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will help prevent diabetes if you throw the cookie in the trash

    GSMountainWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The quotation marks around, “please help stop diabetes” HEHEHEHEHEHE

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They give you something for free if you donate a precise amount? I call that "sale".

    Xander Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the cookie is free you should not have to donate one dollar

    BAN CAPITAL LETTERS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why "please help stop diabetes" is in quotes haha

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    #77

    Irony In A Snail Shell

    Irony In A Snail Shell

    FightThePixies Report

    CandyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww why would you kill snails :( they're so cute

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    snails are known for their love of extreme sports

    Ads Ads
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's what's IN the bottle that kills him

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor things is as sick of the 20's as we are , wants to end it all

    #78

    Accepting Resume

    Accepting Resume

    LindaThompson Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please place in our convenient circular file. you will be notified by snail mail!

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only apparently if you get on your knees ;)

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many resumes they found in that trash can?

    #79

    Found In The Book Section Of A Thrift Store

    Found In The Book Section Of A Thrift Store

    KelownaKid Report

    Alex Boomhower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are probably a million books with the word printed on the cover

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh for heavens sake just look it up! Maybe if the t was a k maybe they would get some porno sales!

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    #80

    Fasteners

    Fasteners

    reddit.com Report

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    #81

    Yeah, About Your Product

    Yeah, About Your Product

    vbisbest Report

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misunderstanding. It does say that it's no chew deterrent.

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it does say "NO chew detergent" not "chew deterrent" - seems to be accurate.

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be in the top ten! But right now... #94.

    #82

    Lies

    Lies

    NoContextBrits Report

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our dollar tree went to $1.25.

    Rebecca Trinkner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Husband and I call it "going to pound town" but to each their own.

    John Carr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they now sell things for £5 or £6. But most is £1

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me… or does Poundland sound like it should be the name of an adult store.

    Lori Rommel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a Dollar General opened in our town, I was all excited. (I'd never even heard of them before.)Then I went in and found that it means their stuff was priced in even dollar amounts.

    Lou Lopez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we just not going to comment on the place being called "Poundland?!"

    Mica Silvia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *chuckles....so I wonder if the store is located in Pound Town

    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better poundland than poundtown

    Jean-Daniel Mohier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poundland! ahahah ! Ok, I'll show myself out.

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    #83

    He Got Into This

    He Got Into This

    skywire Report

    Rebecca Trinkner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sink holes scare the sh*t out of me!

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I literally cannot read or watch any news stories about them.

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    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it doesn't look to pleasant so imma head out

    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's too much panic in this town ♡

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must have been terrifying for the driver.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum always told me not to get into strange vans when asked!

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    #84

    This Is What Inequality Looks Like In My Country

    This Is What Inequality Looks Like In My Country

    gurupistol Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what inequality looks like in every single country! I've seen homeless people sleeping in front of high-end boutiques and people just step over them as if they are a pile or rags. FU*K.

    The Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While many businesses spend a lot of effort to prevent homeless sleeping in front of them, some high end stores here - especially pricy jewellers - actually encourage this. The rationale behind that is that burglars will give the shop a wide berth if someone is sleeping at the front door.

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    Kickin' Wing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want Aston Martin to fix homelessness?

    Anine C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could help. Along with thousands of other businesses.

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    Very Social Potato 🥔
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Now showcasing the new Vantage GT12- oh, don’t mind him…”

    Cuervo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    It is about freedom... you have the freedom to reach for the sky or depend on the government.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically ----- you can't get gov't help unless *you have a home address*.

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    #85

    This Sign Has All Of The Irony

    This Sign Has All Of The Irony

    vvcodyvv Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi I'm looking for the stairway to heaven!

    Felipe Souza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Especially wrong if you can read this sign"

    #86

    The Irony

    The Irony

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    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know when a customer asks for the one in the window....

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This building must belong to Apple as it has no Windows and no Gates.

    Katarzyna Gratka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not irony, because there is a typo in company name.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just tell you where they are supposed to be - gee whiz!

    #87

    Broken Sign Still Accurate

    Broken Sign Still Accurate

    SavedStarDate_68415 Report

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get your swords and gladiator helmets here! Togas for under 5 dollars! The hottest new sandals on sale today!

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    GSMountainWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    V stands for 5 in Roman numerals. V (5) B-LOW

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    #88

    At Night The Otherwise Harmless Brodie Foodmart Turns Evil

    At Night The Otherwise Harmless Brodie Foodmart Turns Evil

    TheCussingEdge Report

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's just German for 'the mart'.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Die Bart, Die - Sideshow Bob’s best defense

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Nobody who speaks German could be bad.”

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    Sasha
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be the only one who thought "Die Bart Die." lol

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The broken sign letters say BRO FOOD so i guess its supposed to be BRODIE FOODMART?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choose how you wanna go. The most expensive deaths are the best. Located in the back, behind the curtain. 21 and up only. Bring a friend.

    Roscofari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that store in Derry Maine?

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Crusty the clown would say;"DIE MART DIE".

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    #89

    Plastic Plants That Are Unaware Of Their Own Limitations

    Plastic Plants That Are Unaware Of Their Own Limitations

    MW_Doodles Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can kill plastic plants - I have the magic touch!

    Jake from State Farm
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach me your ways, overlord of plant-slaying!

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    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stay alive... stay aliiiiiive... (hamilton referance)

    Bobbie Meyers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are plastic plants a thing? So tacky! Get a philodendron, put a reminder in your phone to water it and you have a real plant any idiot can keep alive.

    #90

    This Sign, Just Disobeying Itself

    This Sign, Just Disobeying Itself

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    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tripod has a promising career in politics

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are making a stand!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do as I say, not as I do.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually an easel. ;-)

    Jesse Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to "kickoff" that sign.

    #91

    Brake Fail Probably

    Brake Fail Probably

    NICK ENOCH Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a very old cottage they managed to maim too.

    Wilf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah- it was grade II Listed cottage- the part of it that was destroyed dated to the 17th century. Very sad.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gimme a break, gimme a break - break me off a piece of that house!

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    #92

    Working Together. Of Women. The Power

    Working Together. Of Women. The Power

    UsernameCanBeThisLon Report

    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working of the together women power...duh!

    Jaishree Sivaraman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of them is too embarrassed to show her face

    GSMountainWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIS supposed to say “the power of women working together” but they got it flipped

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, one of them got it right.

    Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you actually read the signs?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right to Left: The Power of Women Working Together

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    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to say it, but this has frequently been my experience.

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    #93

    Apparently Not

    Apparently Not

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still salvageable. Strikethrough 'your' and engrave 'You're' on top using different fonts.

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been a math or art teacher.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your the best teacher ever, because you're lessons were so grate. I am forever greatful for you are teachings!

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your the best teacher ever what?

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the plus side, 10/10 for penmanship.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume the student wasn't actually the person who engraved it.

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    #94

    Birds May Bite

    Birds May Bite

    kBotz15 Report

    #95

    Oh The Irony

    Oh The Irony

    facebook.com Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was intentional I would be proud of whoever did it...now am proud of nature being ironic...

    Georgia Hebert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they did that on purpose. ;)

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    #96

    He Knows More

    He Knows More

    kenolin1 Report

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, that dude made a joke sign to make fun of the anti-vaxxers behind him. On the other side on his sign is written: I demand my right to be ignarant and selfish!! https://toronto.citynews.ca/2021/09/13/counter-demonstrator-uses-satire-in-support-of-science-at-hospital-protests/amp/

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trouble with satire is you can't use it on the stupid - they don't realise they're being made fun of. And some of them can then go on to use it against you by claiming you as one of their own.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a rocket scientist, I know more than my doctor.

    Wend kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup I’m convinced, pity he’s not a scientist but a scietist

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when it comes to spelling - then why are you wearing a helmet?

    kaylynn L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's making fun of anti vaxxers, he's not one of them.

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    Lou Lopez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B***h, you don't even know more than a fifth grader.

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    #97

    Oh The Irony

    Oh The Irony

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    Anine C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor marketing. Lose the pan, make the broom black, use Sabrina and her black cat on packaging. Every little girl would want one.

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's from her earlier career.

    Wilf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2022 and we're still telling girls that they should aspire to become nothing more than either passive "princesses" waiting to be swept off their feet by a man, or that their roles in life are doing the cooking and cleaning. And they should like pink. I truly despair sometimes.

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's the story of a woman learning her place, so in either direction, you're gonna be disappointed.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the cute animals went on strike and told her to clean the damn house herself

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well guess you have to put in the work to become a princess

    A.E. Marlowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the start of Cinderella's story she is an overworked and mistreated housekeeper (cleaning, sewing, and sweeping). This broom is branded with her likeness as a "princess", but yet is still a broom. Moral, "you may be a princess but you're still cleaning up the joint"

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's precisely the opposite of irony.

    Anaya Gupta
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    #98

    Tree Of Life. That Sucks

    Tree Of Life. That Sucks

    colonialnerd Report

    Wend kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And such a short life, cut down in his 20’s

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Fred the man who died dead twice!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What c*nt did that? Let me at 'em! I know Mario Kart!

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    #100

    This Highway Marker Always Gets Me When I Pass It

    This Highway Marker Always Gets Me When I Pass It

    Willplayspiano Report

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the Devil's Lair! Come on in for a Bloody Martini and an entertainment show of the most disturbing tortures ever! All hosted by Lucifer, the one and only! Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity! Remember to recommend to your friends and family before dying!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on be a devil may care today!

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might be interresting church right there

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    #101

    I'm Hypocritical

    I'm Hypocritical

    yohiyoyo Report

    80 Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not hypocritical. It doesn’t say, “Safety starts with me.” If anything, it’s passive-aggressive.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's pretty clear it was the cars fault. However clearly the sign is not in the right place!

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    Lytha Hawkeye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it starts with "S" not "U"

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - Why the hell didn't you get out of the way of a bus? the sign says you not me!

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And ends with you too apparently

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, i think that was pretty 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛. He could've 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 from that. He should know that you shouldn't 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. I think they wrote a song about it... Hang on...

    #102

    Found In The Woods

    Found In The Woods

    vetra305 Report

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone convert an old sock into a mask?

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think so. It looks like it just has sand stuck to it

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    Kristine Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many masks have Covid and strewn every where?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see them everywhere in parking lots. My first thought is: "They made me wear this stupid mask to go into the store, so now I'm going to throw it on the ground because I'm throwing a tantrum."

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    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think how many disposable masks are littering the environment now :(

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets hope the one not wearing the mask is not buried by COVID!

    #103

    Self Help?

    Self Help?

    facelift1990 Report

    Aqsa Azam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, I hate self help books

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing they help is the author's bank account.

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    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should say “Please ask for help to reach higher self”

    Anine C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the shelf above is the "Mutual Dependency" shelf.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see they have an appropriate book on hand - Get Your S**t Together!

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    #104

    Well It Isn’t A Pub Anymore Then, Is It?

    Well It Isn’t A Pub Anymore Then, Is It?

    Minister-Muffin Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't sound like my kind of pub

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna hope they mean "no outside food or drink".

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you bother going in?

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, s**t, if I can't eat or drink, it's not a pub!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok we just want to stand at the bar and pretend! Prohibition on food too!

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a public house, where we all stand around swinging our arms.

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    #105

    She Dressed Herself, It's Definitely Backward

    She Dressed Herself, It's Definitely Backward

    ImOKatSomeThings Report

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore a shirt backwards all day ;-; I was wondering why it looked different.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wants everyone behind her to know she's a genius.

    Mica Silvia
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her hair tho.. 😍 , sad thing is my Daughter is a dark blonde and her hair looked exactly the same, now that her hair has grown more the curls are starting to fall out (she's 5) I envy her though ..she has ombre like hair of light brown with blonde ends and super dark long eyelashes! Such a beauty 😍

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she gets points for actually being able to dress herself at that age. ;-)

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some geniuses can be a little eccentric

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry ! Meant to say, sorry, you lost me ?

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    #106

    Irony

    Irony

    imgur.com Report

    BIGSHOT599
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not our goal. always accidents

    Barry Patterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was not an acccident, the fork lift was trying to escape.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's tine they change the slogan.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a goal and reaching it are often two separate things

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign placed on wrong side of the wall :P

    V V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they drove through the wall on purpose?

    #107

    This Looks Like Something From A Monty Python Film (Found In Montevideo, Uruguay)

    This Looks Like Something From A Monty Python Film (Found In Montevideo, Uruguay)

    madidus1 Report

    Spring Fisk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the main hammer had a baby

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In case of hammer, use hammer."

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little hammer looks dangerous, it needs to be in a glass case (with another little hammer on the side of that).

    Ronan Knoop BRO
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like donkey kong jr, he needs to free his father

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But....what emergency requires that big a hammer?

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know what you need the big hammer for !

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there is a larger box with a larger hammer and an even larger box with the actual thing?

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but how else you gonna break the glass to kill your boss!

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    #108

    Got Into A Car Crash While I Was In The Passenger’s Seat, The First Thing I See When I Get Out The Car Is Amelia Earhart’s Quote

    Got Into A Car Crash While I Was In The Passenger’s Seat, The First Thing I See When I Get Out The Car Is Amelia Earhart’s Quote

    svbmariner Report

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was trying to make a point

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm glad you were able to get out of the car. That looks really bad.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Amelia you should know - death! ( no offence meant - just fact!)

    Wend kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, being a passenger could have ended your life

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    #109

    Irony

    Irony

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    #110

    Saw This While Getting Of A Plane In Munich. The Irony

    Saw This While Getting Of A Plane In Munich. The Irony

    This book's title is "The Forgotten"

    Munk86 Report

    Russell Ellwardt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like any plane looks after passengers disembarked.

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    DarkAngelNic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a stain in the middle front of the seat...please god no.

    Bella Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might not have been forgotten. It might have been 'finished reading, no longer want book, will leave for someone else to pick up.'

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they have forgotten to clean the plane also!

    #111

    A Good Fit

    A Good Fit

    U2CanChange Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't be perfect all the time!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I'd have been very tempted

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    #113

    Spelling Optional

    Spelling Optional

    SmartLumens Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're a stud that's also a ten.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'students' is spelled as 'studtens'.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only the studs who are a “10…”

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please let me know there the STUDTENS congregate!

    BIGSHOT599
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    said in an Indian accent

    #114

    Saw This On My Brother’s Quad. Do Decals Count?

    Saw This On My Brother’s Quad. Do Decals Count?

    redbirdrising Report

    #115

    Irony Strikes Again

    Irony Strikes Again

    cantspellinator Report

    Wend kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they died from overeating?

    Bobbie Meyers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do stores just let plants die? Yeah, they write them off, how about not buy so many or have a certain person or two be in charge of watering them?

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a little too late for that now

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be the half price sale rack.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your plants are dead, why didn't you feed them?

    Cassidy ChillRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this, Plants Vs Zombies? I'm not spending my coins on fertilizer and a spray bottle.

    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure they put the dead plants here on purpose for this exact reason, guys. Not so ironic.

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    #116

    I Got This As My Fortune Few Days After I Got Diagnosed With Alopecia Areata (Bald Spots)

    I Got This As My Fortune Few Days After I Got Diagnosed With Alopecia Areata (Bald Spots)

    btstonymontana Report

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moment you realise the whole world is in a scheme to make you look like a fool...

    sirfryingpan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i swear to god my parents are robots specially designed to make me mad so they can yell at me...

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half my teeth are gone, but the dentist still charges me full price for a cleaning !

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to change your dentist. Clearly they aren't doing a great job.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "PARTING" is such sweet sorrow!

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    #118

    So My Coworker Dropped His Mug... The Irony Wasn't Lost On Him

    So My Coworker Dropped His Mug... The Irony Wasn't Lost On Him

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    #119

    Oh Sweet Irony

    Oh Sweet Irony

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on how you read this. If you read it to mean that not one thing is written in stone then it's wrong. But if you read it as the word "Nothing"as a word on it's own is written in stone, then it's right. After all, the word NOTHING is written in the stone.

    Wend kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No- it is written in (a) stone

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    #120

    My Wife Left The Sunscreen Out Last Weekend

    My Wife Left The Sunscreen Out Last Weekend

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