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That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.

For example, you're not having a good time of things. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.

However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, and it's sure to be worse than yours. Does that make things better? Yes. Should it really? Probably not. But somehow it does, so who are we to argue?

Scroll down below for your daily dose of schadenfreude, whether you need it or not, and feel free to tell us about your own funny accidents in the comments!

#1

This Amazon Review Though

This Amazon Review Though

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Miss Kitty
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All this is so tragical, but it still gave me a good laugh.

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    #3

    Today I Learned That I Sleepwalk

    Today I Learned That I Sleepwalk

    4ensicFiles Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the neighbor didn't takes pictures

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    #5

    Two Brothers Won The Lottery On The Same Day

    Two Brothers Won The Lottery On The Same Day

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    #7

    Probably The Greatest Picture Of Myself That’s Ever Been Taken

    Probably The Greatest Picture Of Myself That’s Ever Been Taken

    Bait_Za_Dusto Report

    #8

    Just Married Couple In Front Of Their Burning Car

    Just Married Couple In Front Of Their Burning Car

    melzhas Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're okay, and seem to have good sense of humor about the whole thing. It'll make an interesting story to tell the kids years later.(if they choose to have any)

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    #10

    Well That Sucks

    Well That Sucks

    EatsRSL Report

    #11

    Sucks To Be You, Tom

    Sucks To Be You, Tom

    oconnj17 Report

    ElectroPhoenix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He asked to remain anonymous, but didn't get his wish

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    #12

    Spent $11.75 Growing Tomatoes This Year. Here's My Whole Harvest

    Spent $11.75 Growing Tomatoes This Year. Here's My Whole Harvest

    TheGorgo Report

    Tee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would work perfectly in the tiny kitchen

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    #13

    Scene Outside My Apartment Today

    Scene Outside My Apartment Today

    skhadem Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost hear the workers trying to figure out what to do

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    #14

    This Girl Was Bleaching Her Hair And Put A Plastic Bag From Walmart Over It To Help The Heat Stay In And It Printed The Ink Onto Her Hair

    This Girl Was Bleaching Her Hair And Put A Plastic Bag From Walmart Over It To Help The Heat Stay In And It Printed The Ink Onto Her Hair

    kttyfrncs Report

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least it will not show when she brushes her hair normally

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    #16

    Not Dead

    Not Dead

    SidwWolfe Report

    Vilkas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has a sense of humour about it anyway.

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    #17

    I Give Up

    I Give Up

    ItsCadenYoung Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their phone is devoutly religious and could no longer allow such behavior.

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    #18

    Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

    Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

    nkraus90 Report

    #19

    So I Started Work As A Beekeeper Last Week

    So I Started Work As A Beekeeper Last Week

    Fuckler_boi Report

    #21

    Control + V

    Control + V

    filipinofishboy Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, you can really see his face in there! Awesome!

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    #22

    Well, I Guess I'm The Chandelier Now

    Well, I Guess I'm The Chandelier Now

    TheSoulOfTheRose Report

    #23

    Someone At Porsche Is Getting Fired Today

    Someone At Porsche Is Getting Fired Today

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've loved to hear the explanation the employee came up with.

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    #24

    It's A Me A-Marioooo ...oh

    It's A Me A-Marioooo ...oh

    elementaldwarf Report

    #25

    Rude Awakening

    Rude Awakening

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    #26

    Jonah Hill Dropping His Coffee

    Jonah Hill Dropping His Coffee

    TorahTalmud Report

    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why would you hold your coffee all the way up there?

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    #27

    I Received This Gift From My Crush

    I Received This Gift From My Crush

    sunny_boey Report

    #28

    Still Better Than a DUI

    Still Better Than a DUI

    ayeeelyse Report

    SAF saf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy lucked out! happened to me and the cop gave me 10 mins before they towed it.

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    #29

    The Moment You Realize You Used The Wrong Spray

    The Moment You Realize You Used The Wrong Spray

    noiwontpickaname Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And realised you now have a perfect reason to turn the boring lawn into an amazing flowerbed.

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    #30

    When You Ignore The Foul Taste Of Morning Tea

    When You Ignore The Foul Taste Of Morning Tea

    Abhivp Report

    #31

    Got A New Printer. The Old One Didn’t Go Out Without A Fight

    Got A New Printer. The Old One Didn’t Go Out Without A Fight

    jamesfn7 Report

    #32

    Apparently The Kids Were Too Distracted To Shut The Door

    Apparently The Kids Were Too Distracted To Shut The Door

    sn00perz Report

    #33

    Picked My Car Up From The Mechanic Yesterday After Having A Bunch Of Things Replaced Totalling $2100 Just To Have Burst Into Flames On Me This Morning. I'm Too Poor For This S**t

    Picked My Car Up From The Mechanic Yesterday After Having A Bunch Of Things Replaced Totalling $2100 Just To Have Burst Into Flames On Me This Morning. I'm Too Poor For This S**t

    dogknot43 Report

    DemPugs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading the original Reddit post a few months ago, he posted an update saying he was suing the mechanic or something

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    #34

    Looks Like I’m Not Getting My Bluetooth Earbuds Back For A While

    Looks Like I’m Not Getting My Bluetooth Earbuds Back For A While

    friedflip Report

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should bind them together.

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    #35

    Imagine Getting Your Name Excluded Like This In A Movie Credit Scene

    Imagine Getting Your Name Excluded Like This In A Movie Credit Scene

    krypto_knight_1109 Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    #36

    When You Forget Your Friends

    When You Forget Your Friends

    _oliviadonovan Report

    #37

    Chinese Man Chops Off His Own Finger After A Snake Bite ‘To Save My Own Life’, But Doctors Say It Was Totally Unnecessary

    Chinese Man Chops Off His Own Finger After A Snake Bite ‘To Save My Own Life’, But Doctors Say It Was Totally Unnecessary

    Weibo Report

    #38

    Took Mac And Cheese To A Different Level

    Took Mac And Cheese To A Different Level

    lipglossgirl Report

    #39

    Home Alone Cleaning The Roof And Gutters When I Heard A Loud Bang

    Home Alone Cleaning The Roof And Gutters When I Heard A Loud Bang

    orangeworker Report

    #40

    A Statue Of Jesus In India Mysteriously Began Dripping Water From Its Toes. Worshippers Started Collecting It And Drinking It Believing It Was Holy. The Source Of The Water Was Later Found To Be Clogged Pipes

    A Statue Of Jesus In India Mysteriously Began Dripping Water From Its Toes. Worshippers Started Collecting It And Drinking It Believing It Was Holy. The Source Of The Water Was Later Found To Be Clogged Pipes

    vbivanov Report

    #41

    Awkward

    Awkward

    intergalacticq Report

    #42

    My Blind Friend Got Engaged Yesterday. He’s Pretty Sure

    My Blind Friend Got Engaged Yesterday. He’s Pretty Sure

    DownwindDonkey Report

    #44

    Well, There Goes Our Rice Stock For Several Weeks

    Well, There Goes Our Rice Stock For Several Weeks

    abidoang Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You didn't clean my litterbox. Where else was I supposed to go?"

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    #45

    A Truck Carrying A Tank Of White Paint Dropped It On The Road

    A Truck Carrying A Tank Of White Paint Dropped It On The Road

    grandyy Report

    Samantha Pines
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get how the Jeep got completely, 100% covered in it.

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    #46

    I Work At A Small Coffee Shop. My Boss Just Absent-Mindedly Poured Unroasted Beans Into A Batch Of Roasted Ones. Here's Us Separating 10,000 Beans. By Hand

    I Work At A Small Coffee Shop. My Boss Just Absent-Mindedly Poured Unroasted Beans Into A Batch Of Roasted Ones. Here's Us Separating 10,000 Beans. By Hand

    CensoryDeprivation Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering how he ended up as boss of that place if he's doing stuff like that.

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    #47

    Found Out On The Way Home From Getting Our New Puppy That She Gets Car Sick. We Had An Hour Left To Drive

    Found Out On The Way Home From Getting Our New Puppy That She Gets Car Sick. We Had An Hour Left To Drive

    B0xiest Report

    Chris Watson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason, besides safety for the dog ..... to securely crate your pet in a moving vehicle.

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    #48

    I Dislocated My Jaw. While Eating Cereal

    I Dislocated My Jaw. While Eating Cereal

    itsskylaraiden Report

    HorrorWeirdo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. I know someone who dislocated their jaw yawining.

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    #49

    Our Company Now Has 900 Of These Pens

    Our Company Now Has 900 Of These Pens

    mtkeepsrolling Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And someone at the logo company is probably looking for a new job

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    #50

    Throwback To The Time I Signed A "Funny" Signature, And Then The Computer Froze

    Throwback To The Time I Signed A "Funny" Signature, And Then The Computer Froze

    And I had to explain to the three employees that came to help that no, my name isn't poop mouth and no, I don't know why I wrote that, and please just take my money so I can go home and die.

    citadelinn Report

    #51

    Work Day Gone Wrong

    Work Day Gone Wrong

    Rachel_Bonacci Report

    #52

    Fighting An Ant Infestation In My Kitchen The Last Couple Days. Didn't Think To Check My Cereal Box. Realized The Small Brown Things Are Ants 6-8 Bites In

    Fighting An Ant Infestation In My Kitchen The Last Couple Days. Didn't Think To Check My Cereal Box. Realized The Small Brown Things Are Ants 6-8 Bites In

    bringbackflipphones Report

    #53

    Happy I Booked The Window Seat

    Happy I Booked The Window Seat

    dr--moreau Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grab a saw.. this is one of those DIY windows

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    #54

    My Pen Exploded In My Mouth. I Have A Senior Speech For Marching Band Today

    My Pen Exploded In My Mouth. I Have A Senior Speech For Marching Band Today

    Nightmareshella Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start again with "My pen exploded in my mouth"....

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    #55

    My Friend Found A Dead Bird In Her Shoes This Morning

    My Friend Found A Dead Bird In Her Shoes This Morning

    dangerousdinodong Report

    #56

    When Your One Piece Sink/Counter Randomly Explodes At 3 Am

    When Your One Piece Sink/Counter Randomly Explodes At 3 Am

    thetattoodguy Report

    #57

    Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS

    Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS

    404forlife Report

    #58

    I Made A Lasagna For Lunch. Here's The Result

    I Made A Lasagna For Lunch. Here's The Result

    sloubi_ Report

    #59

    My Morning Coffee Had Extra Aroma Today

    My Morning Coffee Had Extra Aroma Today

    sercankd Report

    #60

    The Dutch Police Isn't Immune To Stupid Mistakes Either

    The Dutch Police Isn't Immune To Stupid Mistakes Either

    Johan de Krom Report

    CherylTunt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In his defense the wet concrete is not blocked off

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    #61

    My Mom Accidentally Left Her Mirror In Front Of The Window Over The Day. After Coming Back She Found This

    My Mom Accidentally Left Her Mirror In Front Of The Window Over The Day. After Coming Back She Found This

    Saftgeaicht Report

    #62

    My Friend Asked Me To Take A Picture Of Him Standing On This Platform

    My Friend Asked Me To Take A Picture Of Him Standing On This Platform

    flashsirius Report

    #63

    Rain Update : I Woke Up To The Sight Of My Clothes, Shoes, Refrigerator And Washing Machine Floating

    Rain Update : I Woke Up To The Sight Of My Clothes, Shoes, Refrigerator And Washing Machine Floating

    milant_ Report

    #64

    300 Eggs Down Ten Minutes Before The End Of My Shift. Eggscelent

    300 Eggs Down Ten Minutes Before The End Of My Shift. Eggscelent

    RafikiDubs Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If life gives you crushed eggs, make omelette

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    #65

    I'm Leaving My Job After 5 Years Today, Over 500 People I Work With, This Is My Leaving Card

    I'm Leaving My Job After 5 Years Today, Over 500 People I Work With, This Is My Leaving Card

    NubShakeZ Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't mean a thing in a large company. You can sit at your desk and die and only when you begin to stink people start noticing you.

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    #67

    Dropped A Glass In The Sink And Thought I Lucked Out When It Didn’t Shatter

    Dropped A Glass In The Sink And Thought I Lucked Out When It Didn’t Shatter

    worldvsvenkman Report

    Geoffrey Holland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little bit of duct tape will straighten that out.

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    #68

    So The Jehovahs Witness’ At My GFS Mom’s Friend’s Forgot To Put The Parking Brake On

    So The Jehovahs Witness’ At My GFS Mom’s Friend’s Forgot To Put The Parking Brake On

    ApolloKid Report

    #69

    Taxes

    Taxes

    TheMexicanJuan Report

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I'm from you can bring that to a bank (or the national bank?) to have it replaced. It's probably standard practice in most places.

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    #70

    Played At Topgolf For The First Time Yesterday. This Is What I Found When I Got To My Car

    Played At Topgolf For The First Time Yesterday. This Is What I Found When I Got To My Car

    Jb9723 Report

    #71

    Tried Cooking A Sweet Potato In My New Air Fryer Today

    Tried Cooking A Sweet Potato In My New Air Fryer Today

    vo_xv Report

    #72

    I Went Outside With My Shorts Inside Out

    I Went Outside With My Shorts Inside Out

    A package I had been waiting for was delivered to the post office, I jumped out of bed, put some shoes on and I went to the post office, there were some folks in there and I talked to a few. I got home and I started to cook myself food, and I noticed my shorts had been inside out the entire time.

    lavloves Report

    #73

    Wcgw If My Neighbour Uses The Longest Possible Drill Out There?

    Wcgw If My Neighbour Uses The Longest Possible Drill Out There?

    p4r4v4n Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the best way to meet your downstairs neighbor

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    #74

    "I Dunno Mum. It Came With The Frame"

    "I Dunno Mum. It Came With The Frame"

    ella_vdm Report

    #75

    Woman Wins $42,949,672.76 On A Slot Machine, But Casino Doesn't Pay Out Claiming It's A Glitch (It's An Integer Overflow)

    Woman Wins $42,949,672.76 On A Slot Machine, But Casino Doesn't Pay Out Claiming It's A Glitch (It's An Integer Overflow)

    Katrina Bookman Report

    DemPugs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their defense, the highest payout in that machine was like 14k. She should've gotten that instead of a steak dinner, which they offered. I don't know what happend after that.

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    #76

    Paris CDG Airport. The luggage is in the middle of the road. Someone Will Have A Bad Day

    Paris CDG Airport. The luggage is in the middle of the road. Someone Will Have A Bad Day

    4lphaZed Report

    European other
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unattended baggage ? Thought that was a big no no at airports

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    #77

    Nice

    Nice

    BringThemAllEZ Report

    Geoffrey Holland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves them right for having paint in the front seat of their car.

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    #78

    Cement Truck

    Cement Truck

    KevlarYarmulke Report

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    #79

    For F***'s Sake

    For F***'s Sake

    Scrubification Report

    #80

    It Was A Bit Windy In Downtown Yesterday

    It Was A Bit Windy In Downtown Yesterday

    Strattex Report

    #81

    Someone Cut Me Up While Transporting Chilli For My Sister-In-Law's Birthday Dinner

    Someone Cut Me Up While Transporting Chilli For My Sister-In-Law's Birthday Dinner

    g-hannah85 Report

    #82

    So, My Bottle Hair Dye Just Exploded

    So, My Bottle Hair Dye Just Exploded

    sashagreylovesme Report

    PandaPiñata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone just had a terrible experience dying here.

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    #83

    What Could Possibly Go Wrong If I Drain A Deep Fryer Into A Plastic Bucket?

    What Could Possibly Go Wrong If I Drain A Deep Fryer Into A Plastic Bucket?

    bootsmegamix Report

    Maya Baggins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would not happen anything if you waited for the oil to cool!

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    #84

    Remember To Close Your Door Before Using An Automated Parking System

    Remember To Close Your Door Before Using An Automated Parking System

    TightSomewhere Report

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh hell no, my wallet hurts watching at this

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    #85

    Oh No

    Oh No

    k-lara159 Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when you give the machine a good whack, or call the maintenance person.

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    #86

    I’m Having A My-Kid-Puked-In-My-Prosthetic-Foot Day. You?

    I’m Having A My-Kid-Puked-In-My-Prosthetic-Foot Day. You?

    Fishwhispersandgiggles Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, be happy you didn’t put your foot in it ;)

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    #87

    Sat Down To Enjoy A Nice Saturday Morning Cup Of Coffee

    Sat Down To Enjoy A Nice Saturday Morning Cup Of Coffee

    isotala Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you discovered it now. Remember the newt in the bottom of the tea cup from a previous post? - And what is that large dark fleck in your creamer? - The cup next to your coffee.

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    #88

    Broken Eyelash Curler Leads To A Very Sucky Morning

    Broken Eyelash Curler Leads To A Very Sucky Morning

    Rjharps Report

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    #89

    Excited To Start My New Job, Wanted To Make A Good Impression, Got There Early And Promptly Spilled Coffee All Over My Crotch

    Excited To Start My New Job, Wanted To Make A Good Impression, Got There Early And Promptly Spilled Coffee All Over My Crotch

    whyisguessinghard Report

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor thing, I hope the people at you new job were kind to you.

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    #90

    Finally Made A Good Lattice Crust Then I Went And Knocked My Cactus Onto It

    Finally Made A Good Lattice Crust Then I Went And Knocked My Cactus Onto It

    fabuji Report

    #91

    This Is What Happens When Your Wife Wraps Meat The Same Way As Your Sandwiches For Work

    This Is What Happens When Your Wife Wraps Meat The Same Way As Your Sandwiches For Work

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    #92

    While Drunk 13 Years Ago I Let Someone Take A Leather Punch To My Ear. Turns Out It's Impossible To Close Up Cartilage

    While Drunk 13 Years Ago I Let Someone Take A Leather Punch To My Ear. Turns Out It's Impossible To Close Up Cartilage

    almansandro Report

    #93

    Noooo

    Noooo

    condefle Report

    Geoffrey Holland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves you right for letting a little child carry a pizza.

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    #94

    The Call Before You Dig Guy Said It Was Safe To Dig

    The Call Before You Dig Guy Said It Was Safe To Dig

    Mr_Supersonic52 Report

    #95

    The Red Line Is The Normal Way That's Currently Closed Due To Bushfire, The Blue Is The Next Fastest Sealed Road

     The Red Line Is The Normal Way That's Currently Closed Due To Bushfire, The Blue Is The Next Fastest Sealed Road

    The_Real_Flatmeat Report

    Geoffrey Holland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would see if there was a ferry between Perth and Adelaide.

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    #96

    When You Quickly Open Your Envelope Out Of Excitement

    When You Quickly Open Your Envelope Out Of Excitement

    star_o_mega Report

    #97

    This Was My Dad's Boat On Our 2nd Time Out After Buying It. It Was Also On My Birthday

    This Was My Dad's Boat On Our 2nd Time Out After Buying It. It Was Also On My Birthday

    Lpeck1 Report

    #98

    My Smoothie

    My Smoothie

    melonenkoenig Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one heck of a waterproof pocket though!

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    #99

    Now What?

    Now What?

    theangrybritishgamer Report

    Falcon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a similar thing happen to me with the ignition. After turning off the car, I pulled the key out with the ignition lock.

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    #100

    I Didn't Notice That My Glove Broke While Dying My Friend's Hair And Now My Hands Are Stained

    I Didn't Notice That My Glove Broke While Dying My Friend's Hair And Now My Hands Are Stained

    CriticalReality Report

    #101

    My Poor Girlfriend Wakes Up To Her Laptop With A Hot Iron On Top Of It Courtesy Of Her Brother

    My Poor Girlfriend Wakes Up To Her Laptop With A Hot Iron On Top Of It Courtesy Of Her Brother

    CommercialCost Report

    #102

    This Is The One Thing I Am Most Worried About Before Getting On A Plane

    This Is The One Thing I Am Most Worried About Before Getting On A Plane

    Addian4 Report

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cabin crew really need to stop people from doing this. :(

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    #103

    To Enjoy That Sunny Mid-January Weather

    To Enjoy That Sunny Mid-January Weather

    I_am_Rude Report

    #104

    That Feeling When You Have A Good Clear Out And All You've Got To Do Is Put The Rubbish In The Bin... Well I Had That Feeling Until I Got To The Stairs And The Handle Snapped

    That Feeling When You Have A Good Clear Out And All You've Got To Do Is Put The Rubbish In The Bin... Well I Had That Feeling Until I Got To The Stairs And The Handle Snapped

    beeappy Report

    #105

    Stray Bullet Landed On A Solar Panel I Just Installed

    Stray Bullet Landed On A Solar Panel I Just Installed

    zopilord Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because stray bullets are normal in any civilised country.

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    #106

    The Handle Of My Serving Spoon Snapped. Turns Out The Handle Was Full Of Sand And It Ruined My Delicious Turkey Stuffing Leftovers

    The Handle Of My Serving Spoon Snapped. Turns Out The Handle Was Full Of Sand And It Ruined My Delicious Turkey Stuffing Leftovers

    Silveeto Report

    Delgada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Utensils are often filled with sand. Most chefs knives, too. It's for proper balance.

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    #107

    I Dunno Why My Friend Did This, I Just Thought It Would Fit Here

    I Dunno Why My Friend Did This, I Just Thought It Would Fit Here

    Tekst_n_Username Report

    #108

    Dropped My Credit Card In A Public Toilet. While It Had A Stranger's Pee In It

    Dropped My Credit Card In A Public Toilet. While It Had A Stranger's Pee In It

    kavyaxxvii Report

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, the toilet isn't the best place to do cocaine, is it?

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    #109

    What Could Go Wrong If I Forget Sunscreen

    What Could Go Wrong If I Forget Sunscreen

    GENERALfreckles Report

    #110

    Had Some Trouble With The Ketchup Dispenser At Work

    Had Some Trouble With The Ketchup Dispenser At Work

    TandoriChicken Report

    #111

    Friggin Rock

    Friggin Rock

    redfoxdance Report

    Dispatcherqueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness the glass stopped it from harming you. Could have been deadly.

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    #112

    Got Trapped In A Toilet In China With This Note On The Mirror. Found It Translates To "Please Do Not Lock The Door"

    Got Trapped In A Toilet In China With This Note On The Mirror. Found It Translates To "Please Do Not Lock The Door"

    denob Report

    European other
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well not much you can do if you can't read the language !

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    #113

    100 Yard Golf Shot Straight To The Face While Watching Sunset In Backyard Of Home On Golf Course

    100 Yard Golf Shot Straight To The Face While Watching Sunset In Backyard Of Home On Golf Course

    meatloaf18 Report

    #114

    Smelled Gas, Very Strong. Couldn't Locate. Called Emergency Number. Showed Up. Turned Out To Be A Safety Flyer In My Recyling That Had A Gas Smell "Sample" On It

    Smelled Gas, Very Strong. Couldn't Locate. Called Emergency Number. Showed Up. Turned Out To Be A Safety Flyer In My Recyling That Had A Gas Smell "Sample" On It

    jtpinnyc Report

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here’s an interesting fact, Gas naturally doesn’t have a smell. They put an additive called mercaptan so that if there was a gas leak you would be able to smell it.

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    #115

    Got Home From Work Today. Realized I’ve Been Walking Around Meeting Clients With A Giant 6-7 In Rip In My Pants That No One Said Anything About. So I Figured The Internet Should Also Know

    Got Home From Work Today. Realized I’ve Been Walking Around Meeting Clients With A Giant 6-7 In Rip In My Pants That No One Said Anything About. So I Figured The Internet Should Also Know

    Krumpus8 Report

    #116

    Tried To Capture The Moment I Proposed To My Girlfriend This Weekend

    Tried To Capture The Moment I Proposed To My Girlfriend This Weekend

    hawtdawtz Report

    June Clavelle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most important part was he captured her expression!

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    #117

    The Best Spot In The Parking Lot Is Empty For A Reason

    The Best Spot In The Parking Lot Is Empty For A Reason

    Dpet89 Report

    #118

    Came Home For A Week To Help My Parents Out With Some Yard Work. Turns Out, I Don’t Know What Poison Ivy Looks Like

    Came Home For A Week To Help My Parents Out With Some Yard Work. Turns Out, I Don’t Know What Poison Ivy Looks Like

    BEARDBAR Report

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    #119

    Forgetting About Your Pizza For 8 Hours. Burnt So Bad It Looks Like A Double-Chocolate Brownie

    Forgetting About Your Pizza For 8 Hours. Burnt So Bad It Looks Like A Double-Chocolate Brownie

    daddysnakeboi Report

    Geoffrey Holland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incredibly lucky that the entire kitchen didn't burn.

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    #120

    Damn You, Autocorrect

    Damn You, Autocorrect

    adirtyguntz Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could we please stop censoring "bad" words? It takes all the fun out, and kids know these words anyways nowadays.

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    #121

    Dropped The Oil Filter In The Oil Pan While Changing It

    Dropped The Oil Filter In The Oil Pan While Changing It

    Photo2Painting Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why you work with your mouth closed, I guess. :D

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    #122

    Former One Direction Member Niall Horan Votes ‘No’ On A Fan’s Poll Whether She Should Date Him

    Former One Direction Member Niall Horan Votes ‘No’ On A Fan’s Poll Whether She Should Date Him

    tobrap Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoops, off to the friendzone you go.

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    #123

    A Friend On IG Posted This To Their Story Yesterday

    A Friend On IG Posted This To Their Story Yesterday

    Ciggytardust1 Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually thought that was pollen before I scrolled down

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    #124

    My Wife Reminded Me Several Times To Put The Dog In His Kennel And I Did Not. He Promised He Would Be A Good Boy And He Was Not

    My Wife Reminded Me Several Times To Put The Dog In His Kennel And I Did Not. He Promised He Would Be A Good Boy And He Was Not

    PJwonder Report

    #125

    I Met Adam Savage And Had Someone Take Our Picture

    I Met Adam Savage And Had Someone Take Our Picture

    sburgel Report

    #126

    It's Not What It Looks Like. It's A Smoothie

    It's Not What It Looks Like. It's A Smoothie

    LetMeTouchBeak Report

    #127

    It Finally Happened To Me

    It Finally Happened To Me

    chickenalfredy Report

    #128

    Just Had My Car Detailed And My Kid Was Sick

    Just Had My Car Detailed And My Kid Was Sick

    Princess_Reason Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the smirking face on the door is mocking you.

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    #129

    I’m Literally In A Bathroom Stall At Work Right Now Covered In Clown Paint And I Just Tried Wiping It Off And It's Not Coming Off

    I’m Literally In A Bathroom Stall At Work Right Now Covered In Clown Paint And I Just Tried Wiping It Off And It's Not Coming Off

    bradlyadamz009 Report

    Geoffrey Holland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking you should use some water and no, don't use the water from the stall that you're in.

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    #130

    Tried Recreating The Spider-Man Meme With A Panorama And Tripped On My Way To The Other Side

    Tried Recreating The Spider-Man Meme With A Panorama And Tripped On My Way To The Other Side

    jsm02 Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives 'laughing at yourself' a whole new meaning.

    #131

    Took My Truck In For An Alignment. I Think They Are Doing It Wrong

    Took My Truck In For An Alignment. I Think They Are Doing It Wrong

    jwood555 Report

    #132

    Time To Move, I Guess

    Time To Move, I Guess

    Missburr Report

    CherylTunt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called a shop vac and lint roller

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    #133

    Came Back From Holidays To Find My Second Phone Like This

    Came Back From Holidays To Find My Second Phone Like This

    ComeOutNanachi Report

    DemPugs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ, surprised that thing didn't explode

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    #134

    My Steam Iron Wasnt Working Properly So I Decided To Run It With Vinegar, Thinking It Might Be Related To Calcium Deposits. Guess I Was Right

    My Steam Iron Wasnt Working Properly So I Decided To Run It With Vinegar, Thinking It Might Be Related To Calcium Deposits. Guess I Was Right

    theduplofighter Report

    #135

    I Thought I Was Going To Die In A Playground

    I Thought I Was Going To Die In A Playground

    devonodev Report

    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why the hell did you do that in the first place??!!!!

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    #136

    Before And After I ****** Up At Work

    Before And After I ****** Up At Work

    DomThePieSmuggler Report

    #137

    Only My Boyfriends Certification He Worked Months On. Thats All. Damn You USPS

    Only My Boyfriends Certification He Worked Months On. Thats All. Damn You USPS

    TheOnesWithin Report

    #138

    My Day

    My Day

    autumn_kamrie Report

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain how this is possible?

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    #139

    I Just Broke The Door Handle Of My Apartment And Cut Myself. I'm Also Locked In

    I Just Broke The Door Handle Of My Apartment And Cut Myself. I'm Also Locked In

    Kyscool Report

    Geoffrey Holland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still turn what's left of the handle and you can use a key in the lock.

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    #140

    Had To Check If There Was Pressure In The Pipe. Well Yes, There Was. P.S. It's Black Carpaint

    Had To Check If There Was Pressure In The Pipe. Well Yes, There Was. P.S. It's Black Carpaint

    CptObvious94 Report

    #141

    "Bet I Can Make It Across"

    "Bet I Can Make It Across"

    hopefulpenguin Report

    #142

    We Didn’t Have The Heart To Tell Him

    We Didn’t Have The Heart To Tell Him

    Luecleste Report

    Chicka Chicka
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, no heart in fact, haha how mean to let him have toilet paper hanging off all day

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    #143

    First Night In The New House And My Wife Cooks A Plastic Bag On The Brand New Stove

    First Night In The New House And My Wife Cooks A Plastic Bag On The Brand New Stove

    Dadality0628 Report

    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the reason induction stove is the best. No accidental melting of anything.

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    #144

    I Went To Give An Important Presentation And This Happened

    I Went To Give An Important Presentation And This Happened

    mmasmaza Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Play it off like it's just a cool pattern.

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    #145

    The Oculus Quest Apparently Doubles As A $400 Dog Treat

    The Oculus Quest Apparently Doubles As A $400 Dog Treat

    ValveIndexFan Report

    #146

    Cringe For Me And The Amount Of Customers Who Likely Saw This Today

    Cringe For Me And The Amount Of Customers Who Likely Saw This Today

    I totally forgot that having ‘now playing’ as a face on your Apple Watch isn’t just for music, but just the last ‘media’ you might have watched that day. It’s the new watch, too, the one that doesn’t turn off the screen.

    BalboBigggins Report

    #147

    When Class Is Canceled And I’m The Only One To Not Read The Email And Show Up

    When Class Is Canceled And I’m The Only One To Not Read The Email And Show Up

    STR8LOAKIN Report

    #148

    The Way She Turns Around In Horror

    The Way She Turns Around In Horror

    Tuctje Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what was she doing there? That doesn't look like paper mache.

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    #149

    Received This Text Yesterday While Eating Our Last Nectarine. My Husband Also Hates Tomatoes

    Received This Text Yesterday While Eating Our Last Nectarine. My Husband Also Hates Tomatoes

    Snbridenbaugh Report

    Emma B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you both hate tomatoes, why are they in your house?

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    #150

    Parking A Car For Days Illegally Under A Tree Full Of Egrets And Herons

    Parking A Car For Days Illegally Under A Tree Full Of Egrets And Herons

    criethic Report

    #152

    Who Dis

    Who Dis

    tanaminks Report

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the issue here, it's a chat message so it's pretty normal to receive an odd response. They should have introduced themselves first thing. It's weird to me they didn't call for the interview, but texted her.

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    #153

    I Tried To Add Some Chicken Salt To My Chips

    I Tried To Add Some Chicken Salt To My Chips

    sahie Report

    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can never have enough chicken salt! *gulps at the memory of being seriously sick after eating a whole can of chicken salt*

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    #154

    Oh No

    Oh No

    bimboIover Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That screen name is way more cringe-inducing

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