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That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.
For example, you're not having a good time of things. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.
However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, and it's sure to be worse than yours. Does that make things better? Yes. Should it really? Probably not. But somehow it does, so who are we to argue?
Scroll down below for your daily dose of schadenfreude, whether you need it or not, and feel free to tell us about your own funny accidents in the comments!
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#1
This Amazon Review Though
Steve Cruz 6 years ago
"tragical" -- I love ANNE WITH AN E, too! You're awesome.
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Sergio Serg 6 years ago
Worth the $95 to set one of these free at the beach to witness the chaos
glowworm2 6 years ago
This review is hilarious. My favorite bit is "Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles." 🤣
Laura Keller 6 years ago
This review is still up on Amazon with a few additional "reviews" in response to it. Pretty funny to follow.
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#2
Keys Inside Armored Truck
Benderong 6 years ago
Actually in the test they threw 2 rocks and the second one broke it. So jus throw 2, problem solved!
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Karen Klinck 6 years ago
Eventually called Dispatch and endured the laughter.
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OTTER 6 years ago
And I thought I had it bad when very early one morning I drove a few miles from my house to drop off some paperwork. I ran up and dropped off the envelope. Upon returning to my car I found my keys locked in my running car... as I stood there, in the cold and snow, in my jammies and cow slippers. And yes, I’m blonde. lol
Judith Wilson 6 years ago
A client arrived for her appointment in the pouring rain. I ran down the stairs with umbrella opened, rushed to her car door, waiting for her to get out and under protection. She proceeded to leave the engine run , wipers going full on, blast out of the vehicle, slam the already locked door with intense strength, and caught the sleeve of her very large sweater in the door - in some magical way that she could not release herself from said sweater. I continued to just stand there in abject amazement, transfixed, in the rain, face scrunched up. Newer cars do not allow that "activity" - can't be locked from inside - especially with keys in ignition - engine running. But I gotta tell ya, that sure was some fun to watch.
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ForkNBeans 6 years ago
"Uh, hello police dept? Would you please send us your most prolific car thief?"
#3
Today I Learned That I Sleepwalk
Karen Klinck 6 years ago
I've often felt like yelling at our Jeep. I understand completely.
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Johanne Trudeau 6 years ago
I can understand that he was yelling at his jeep, they aren't what they used to be!!
Shinomi Chan 6 years ago
Yikes. Glad no one called the cops on you for screaming in the middle of the night
#4
Oops
#5
Two Brothers Won The Lottery On The Same Day
chi-wei shen 6 years ago
"Hey Bob, do you remember when I was six and you stole the last French fry from my plate? It's payback time..."
Cliff McIntire 6 years ago
"Yours has a decimal point, huh. Mine doesn't have a decimal point. See? That's weird, right? I wonder why they put a decimal point in yours."
#6
Oh Well
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
Everyone on weed is nice. Woody, Snoop, Seth Rogen, Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green... damn... is being called Seth a prerequisite for smoking some herb?
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Sergio Serg 6 years ago
True story: I was at a friends house for a get together and outside was a bit of commotion around a 1 on 1 basketball game. Was a shorter white dude against a huge black dude. I screamed out "damn, I guess it's true that WHITE MAN CANT JUMP". Everyone looked at me like I was a moron, including the two guys playing basketball which were Woody Harellson & Lennox Lewis the world champ heavyweight boxer. Took around 4 dudes to remove my foot from my mouth. But we laughed about it later and a smoked a joint with them so could've been worse. I still keep in touch with both of them.
#7
Probably The Greatest Picture Of Myself That’s Ever Been Taken
Ava Bowie 6 years ago
No it’s the guy who lost half of his body into a pool.
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Sergio Serg 6 years ago
Their faces on the right are golden! I can just hear the "Ohhhhhhhhh..!!"
#8
Just Married Couple In Front Of Their Burning Car
Toujin C'Thlu 6 years ago (edited)
At least they're okay, and seem to have good sense of humor about the whole thing. It'll make an interesting story to tell the kids years later.(if they choose to have any)
Kesyra 6 years ago
If they don't choose to have children of their own, they can still tell this story to some other children!
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Christy Smith 6 years ago
She looks beautiful though, and as least she's got a, "What are you going to do?" with a shrug.
BusLady 6 years ago
And it's still clean. I notice she managed to save the flowers.
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Poor Guy
Id row 6 years ago
omg, I'd love some follow up on this. Did he at least get an apology and a beer out of the person?
Sill Marien 6 years ago
A very nice guy! If I was in a hurry and pissed off I would probably organize some cutters and set myself free and don't give a damn about how safe will the other bike be!
Lucas 6 years ago
Nope. How do you prove ownership? Plus the police really do have more serious things to be getting on with.
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Mir 6 years ago
Well, I find this a rather friendly solution - About 9 years ago I accidentally locked my bike to someone else's bike when I visited my mom. During dinner we heard a couple of bangs (sounded like metal hitting metal) but because she lives on a busy street in the centre we didd't pay much attention. After a wonderful evening I went to get my bike and found out that two of my bike locks were destroyed in a way that I could never open them again. I also found a note that said "you #$@*%$ if I can't get my bike and leave, you can't either!". Since it was after midnight I decided not to call the person. Next morning I contacted him (he was still angry and verbally aggressive). We made an appointment to get our bikes in the afternoon... It took me half a day though to find someone with a grinding wheel to saw through my locks... leaving me with high costs to replace my two locks although he gave me a small compensation. Would have rather drank and bought a beer for him though :-) :-)
Susan Bosse 6 years ago
If all you needed to prove it's you yours is the key to the lock, then anyone could just put their lock on any bike they wanted and then claim ownership of said bike.
#10
Well That Sucks
Toujin C'Thlu 6 years ago
Not only was the fork in the road literal, but it's also flipping you off!
#11
Sucks To Be You, Tom
#12
Spent $11.75 Growing Tomatoes This Year. Here's My Whole Harvest
BusLady 6 years ago
Barbie and friends enjoying my bumper crop. LOL 1016171431...97e69b.jpg 
Murphy Dyess 6 years ago
Just $11.27 ? That's not bad, actually, once you count fertilizer, seedlings, tomato cages, bug spray.....
Karen Klinck 6 years ago
Don't forget, you have to grow all the spices, too.
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Catlady6000 6 years ago
Actually, they have near endless sunlight in the summertime. Not sure if it gets warm enough for tomatoes though.
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#13
Scene Outside My Apartment Today
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
"But he realized that luckily, he had six sick days saved up. By then it would surely have been forgotten?"
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#14
This Girl Was Bleaching Her Hair And Put A Plastic Bag From Walmart Over It To Help The Heat Stay In And It Printed The Ink Onto Her Hair
Laana 6 years ago
I’m laughing so hard now! Sorry 😂😂 just imagine if she had some bag from a sex shop 😂😂😂
#15
Context Matters
Bettye McKee 6 years ago
I don't know. We only hear about the ones in declining health.
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Lea Springstead 6 years ago
Having a bit of trouble understanding this. Wrote her boyfriend's resignation letter (why couldn't her boyfriend write his own resignation letter?), then sent bf's resignation letter to her boss to print (why can't she print it herself, and why would you let your boss know that you are doing things that are not related to your job?). Is this a British thing?
Kryogen 6 years ago
Errr, maybe he is a bad writer, so she did it. And maybe she doesn't have a printer, so she asked it to her boss...
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Jaded Queen 6 years ago
Who tells there boss to get a f*****g print? My seniors would skin me if I left without telling them (even after doing all the work)
#16
Not Dead
Shanti 5 years ago
I hope the first responders had a sense of humour too!
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Kim Bush 6 years ago
I know a lot of first responders and most of them have a dark sense of humor, it kinda comes with the job. They probably just took it all in stride lol
Karen Klinck 6 years ago
I worked fora while in a hospital. You either laugh or you end up crying.
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Doob 4 years ago
WOW UR NAME IS HORROR WEIRDO THAT IS ALSO A COINCIDENCE, AS HORROR RELATES TO HALLOWEEN
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#17
I Give Up
Dorothy Parker 6 years ago
Their phone is devoutly religious and could no longer allow such behavior.
Christy Smith 6 years ago
Can't be too embarrassed since he snatched a pic of himself, told situation and posted it online.
chi-wei shen 6 years ago
"First time in a few weeks" would imply a teenage boy can stay away from porn that long.
GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago
Hahahahahaha! Poor kid. Walk on out and pretend like nothing happened.
Imelikoledvõi 6 years ago
Am I the only person in the world that only turns on bluetooth when they need it?
#18
Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?
Kasey Earls 6 years ago
I have done the same thing but in my truck while I was on a lunch break for jury duty. AAA really came through though and I made it back on time!
Samantha Robinson 6 years ago
I've actually done this before. It's one of those moments where you legit just want to tug the lanyard just to see if it will actually result in your keys passing through that minuscule crack.
Roy Phillips 6 years ago
Great! Now that I know this can happen, it's just a matter of time before it happens to me!
Sue Blakeley 6 years ago
Could have been worse, what if the lanyard was still round your neck!
#19
So I Started Work As A Beekeeper Last Week
St. John 6 years ago
Totally agree. And use fuc|<ing veil, as mouth/throat bites are pretty dangerous.
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Patrick McKemie 6 years ago
I'm not an expert, but I don't think you are supposed to kiss them.
Tiggy Darling 6 years ago
Keep practicing and only when you've really got the hang of it, get the second bee.
#20
Dammit!
#21
Control + V
Jeff Diamond 6 years ago
I don't know... It kinda looks like an ultrasound of a 32 week old baby to me.
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DemPugs 6 years ago
Not really, it's just literal paint bodybuilders put on before shows
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Beans 6 years ago
Kid likely not looking where he was going, running around as kids do, turning his head at the last minute and bumping into the guys leg and getting a face full of body paint.
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Karen Klinck 6 years ago
My mother did that. Every time. My brother *hated* it. (I assume he had a huge bonfire when she died. I never found the album...)
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Keisha Washington 6 years ago
If this bodybuilder wins this kid should get part of the prize money. After all he's the reason that hamstring presents with such an artistic quality.
#22
Well, I Guess I'm The Chandelier Now
Michelle Muirhead 6 years ago
I wonder if you insert a lightbulb where the sun doesn’t shine it turns on?
anotherboredpanda 6 years ago
Shove it where the sun don't shine, but lightbulbs do.
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SavySausageDog 6 years ago
If you can believe it, then be one with the chandelier. I support you
Daniel Duarte 6 years ago
Famous TV host in Brazil died this week from an accident just like this
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Here's the article...http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2019-11/23/c_138577728.htm. One reason to lay down a couple of sheets of plywood if you plan to use the attic!
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Dream Wolf 6 years ago
I would like to know how this happened, I'm going to assume that he feel thorough the celling
#23
Someone At Porsche Is Getting Fired Today
Girts Frīdbergs 6 years ago
"It was like this when I came in this morning."
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#24
It's A Me A-Marioooo ...oh
#25
Rude Awakening
elfin 6 years ago
Perhaps the next favorite part is when you notice the shadowy figure in the closet.
glowworm2 6 years ago
It didn't. The closet monster was sick of their snoring and wanted to get their attention.
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Olivia Yearous 6 years ago
Same thing happens to me when the book I was reading when I fell asleep falls off my bed...
#26
Jonah Hill Dropping His Coffee
Jim Ellington 6 years ago
Coffee. Shades. Cigarette. Dressed in black. Tattooed out the a*s. SO EDGY.
Jacob/Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 6 years ago
What is that woman doing standing in the middle of the road?
#27
I Received This Gift From My Crush
Christy Smith 6 years ago
It's worse because she wanted to make it extremely clear to him that it'll never ever happen ... like EVER.
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Helen Wood 6 years ago
think they are trying to give you a hint they are not interested in a relationship rather than them telling you they appreciate you're friendship.
Tsunami_theSeaWing 6 years ago
Oh. Wow. I wonder if he knows you like him but wants you to stop liking him.
#28
Still Better Than a DUI
Teri Wadding 6 years ago
I love this story. I can see this happening in Waterville, Maine; the closest town to me. Old city layout.
#29
The Moment You Realize You Used The Wrong Spray
WilvanderHeijden 6 years ago (edited)
And realised you now have a perfect reason to turn the boring lawn into an amazing flowerbed.
The Cappy 6 years ago
The chemical that killed his grass might not be very friendly to flowers.
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Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
If you look at it from above, you'll see it's actually a doctor's note.
Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
Now every high-schooler wants to know what you used, so they can draw graffiti on their school ovals / sports fields. bahahahahahaaaa!!!! (cos I would've wanted to know when I was 17!) :P
#30
When You Ignore The Foul Taste Of Morning Tea
SavySausageDog 6 years ago
That's a newt who's dropped its tail as it felt threatened
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Patrick McKemie 6 years ago
Throw in a bat wing and some spider legs and you got yourself a real potion there buddy!
Dream Wolf 6 years ago
And this is why mornings can be the worst. Our fuzzy brains prevent us from thinking (or looking) clearly before we act.
#31
Got A New Printer. The Old One Didn’t Go Out Without A Fight
Peggy Fredmeyster 6 years ago
My friend and I had to change the toner at work and put it in wrong...it exploded and there was toner EVERYWHERE!!! The wall...floor...table...US!!! My friend and I were laughing hysterically!!! We had to have the photocopier dude come to fix it and he wanted to know if someone dumped toner in the copier and we said no but he gave us furious looks the entire time!!! In me and my friend's defense it was a new model of toner cartridge our first time changing it. 🙂🙂
#32
Apparently The Kids Were Too Distracted To Shut The Door
Kjorn 6 years ago
i have kids 9-12... and yeah they forget to close the Van door pretty often if we didn't Watch them
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DemPugs 6 years ago
I don't think a door was left open. Judging by the way the snow sticks to the seats it looks like the whole damn windshield was taken out
Christy Smith 6 years ago
Yeah, I agree, I thought the car sky light being open was the cause. Maybe there were heavy winds along with the snow was the cause.
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Not what you think. 6 years ago
And people make fun of me when I check my car doors and windows 15 times.
Dream Wolf 6 years ago
Oh dear, that's going to be difficult. I don't know much about snow but hopefully it won't be too tedious to shovel it out and then brush the rest off?
#33
Picked My Car Up From The Mechanic Yesterday After Having A Bunch Of Things Replaced Totalling $2100 Just To Have Burst Into Flames On Me This Morning. I'm Too Poor For This S**t
DemPugs 6 years ago
I remember reading the original Reddit post a few months ago, he posted an update saying he was suing the mechanic or something
Kai 6 years ago
OFC! Is not only the overchanging scam, he could have died inside the car...
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Carmen 6 years ago
It looks like despite his sh*tty situation of his car catching fire there was still a silver lining with his car being at a gas station. That could've gone in an even worse direction.
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
This almost happened to me while I was driving on the freeway. Had my truck checked the previous day because the engine light was on. Nothing was wrong, all of a sudden, I saw smoke and the power shut down. Fortunately, I was only a block from another garage by the same make. They all ran out with an extinguisher. Turns out the "genius" who worked on my truck, attached the wrong wire to the firewall and crossed some other. I could have been killed. The dealership there did not charge me a penny after repairing it properly. They could not have been nicer. They got the money from the other one, and later found out that they had multiple problems with the mechanic who did the work, but he was related to the regional manager and was considered untouchable. I wrote a letter to Detroit and actually got a phone call back! Eventually they did get rid of him after he almost killed someone else with poor repairs. Must have taken a computer course. I still have my truck! Year 2000!
Bill Taylor 6 years ago
Insurance companies take this into account when paying the claim. Totaled a car 2 years ago and my insurance company asked me if I had recently replaced anything and I told them tires 6 months ago and a battery that was about 2 months old. All I had to do was provide receipts and they added this to the claim.
Elizabeth 6 years ago
Only good insurance companies do that, and only for their customers. Good luck getting this when someone else totals your car that just had $2k+ work done. No, I'm not at all bitter, no it wasn't my dead dad's old classic Mustang.
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#34
Looks Like I’m Not Getting My Bluetooth Earbuds Back For A While
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
This is why I have a regular, wired, $10 pair of earbuds. They sound fine and I can replace them 20 times and still not pay as much as for one of those "fancy" headphones that easily get lost.
#35
Imagine Getting Your Name Excluded Like This In A Movie Credit Scene
Rick 6 years ago
Yuna Song is a little girl featured in the movie and would have been therefore highly inappropriate to label her as a 'hot' Korean girl. The other three are older and were cast as 'hot' Korean girls who were part of a harem and appeared in lingerie
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OdangaUsagi 6 years ago
https://nextshark.com/yuna-song-hot-korean-girl/ Explanation of why she isn't a "hot girl".
Benjamin Chen 6 years ago
OMG! That is HARSH. Took me a second but talk about cold blooded - hahahaha!!!!!!
#36
When You Forget Your Friends
DANNY DIVITO 6 years ago
excuse me? she is amazing and i love her i would go to work everyday dressed as papi shrek.
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Doesn't make sense if it is a fancy dress work night. Why would you go if you didn't dress up ?!
Christy Smith 6 years ago
At least she seems to be being a good sport about it, that was definitely completely f*cked up on their part.
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.... I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.... She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb.... In the shape of an "L" on her forehead...
#37
Chinese Man Chops Off His Own Finger After A Snake Bite ‘To Save My Own Life’, But Doctors Say It Was Totally Unnecessary
The Cappy 6 years ago
While you're being smug, you might want to reflect on the fact that if it *had* been necessary, waiting for medical advice would have resulted in your death. And then you'd be writing how the guy shouldn't have waited.
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I've been bitten by all sorts of snakes.....never have I ever had to chop my finger off. The worst bite I've had is a sweet Savu python who gripped on to my arm for a good 15 minutes before she decided to let go. I know this isn't as bad as what some people have experienced but from what I've seen these people dont have the sudden urge to chop off their finger just because theres a snake on the other end of their finger
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
Better safe than sorry. Guess that doesn't really apply here, does it?
#38
Took Mac And Cheese To A Different Level
Gregg V 6 years ago
Firewire and cheese = Cheese Fondue - Yummy! I never new there was an app for that!
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Artist Known As Lisa 6 years ago
I can see this happening to my son or nephew.
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ginny m 6 years ago
well, not to offend, but you didddd throw PARMESAN CHEESE in a LAPTOP BAG?? lol why?
Christy Smith 6 years ago
That's not feasible, he crushed it against there with his fingers.
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Eduard Korhonen 6 years ago
That obviously isn't what happened here. That has been pretty well compacted in, which doesn't happen if you just threw an open tub
Christy Smith 6 years ago
I'm glad someone else pointed that out too, the reason is obviously fake, that was done by hand or should I say by his fingers.
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#39
Home Alone Cleaning The Roof And Gutters When I Heard A Loud Bang
WilvanderHeijden 6 years ago
You missed the total absence of the house cat in this picture?
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Christy Smith 6 years ago
Not necessarily if he's working on his own home.
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Thomas Es Thomas 6 years ago
Thank God you weren't on it at the time. Those decorative benches are deadly.
Johanne Trudeau 6 years ago
Good thing it's nice out!! Use the opportunity to improve your tan...
#40
A Statue Of Jesus In India Mysteriously Began Dripping Water From Its Toes. Worshippers Started Collecting It And Drinking It Believing It Was Holy. The Source Of The Water Was Later Found To Be Clogged Pipes
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Oh GOOD GRIEF! Never ceases to amaze me when peeps interpret something like this as "magical" rather than use their common sense. Good thing it wasn't battery acid!
F. H. 6 years ago
Not as funny as you might think. The head of the skeptic group who discovered the source of the water was nearly lynched after presenting his findings in the media. The local catholic bishop spoke out against him an he had to flee from the country. And people were still collecting and drinking the water.
Jace 6 years ago
I don’t necessarily doubt it, but can you provide sources?
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Christy Smith 6 years ago
Jesus Christ, some religious ppl will believe absolutely anything, no matter how far fetched the story / supposed reason.
#41
Awkward
#42
My Blind Friend Got Engaged Yesterday. He’s Pretty Sure
Samantha Pines 6 years ago
Me too. You think it would be on at least BuzzFeed. But all I see it on is like Reddit and other similar sites.
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#43
Funny
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Poor kid--hope your vision didn't get harmed. Bet the itching was TERRIBLE!
Dixon's Mama 6 years ago
This also happened to my mom. She's incredibly allergic to poison ivy, and incredibly unlucky.
Monday 6 years ago
I live in a country where we don't have poison ivy, so if I were ever out and encountered some I wouldn't know what it was. Guessing that's how.
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TeeMarieTisMe 6 years ago (edited)
How did this happen? Was she rubbing poison ivy on her face?
#44
Well, There Goes Our Rice Stock For Several Weeks
Dynein 6 years ago
Even if it was clean, I can't really fault the cat. I think most housebroken cats would think this was a litter box, there's enough similarities from a cat's point of view.
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Friedlander Rosenzweig 6 years ago
My brother still won’t eat Chinese food because when hw was a child over 50 years ago, his friend’s Dad owned a restaurant below their apartment. He said there was a cat running around with free range both upstairs AND down. When my Bro said isn’t it unsanitary to let a cat go into the kitchen, the kid said it was “for the mice.” Let’s just say they lost some customers that day!
#45
A Truck Carrying A Tank Of White Paint Dropped It On The Road
Mariana Schneider 6 years ago
It's probably the angle. The other side must be ok, they photographed the side where the tank of paint fell from.
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Sergio Serg 6 years ago
So, if all Blacked out car is referred to as "Murdered out" what is all white??
#46
I Work At A Small Coffee Shop. My Boss Just Absent-Mindedly Poured Unroasted Beans Into A Batch Of Roasted Ones. Here's Us Separating 10,000 Beans. By Hand
Toujin C'Thlu 6 years ago
I'm wondering how he ended up as boss of that place if he's doing stuff like that.
Orillion 6 years ago
Everyone can f**k up once in a while. Most of all when doing routine work.
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WilvanderHeijden 6 years ago
It's an indication of how little you are paid if the 2 of you picking coffee beans is still more profitable than throwing the batch away.
BusLady 6 years ago
Those beans are probably expensive. Also, that would be wasteful.
Load More Replies... Eduard Korhonen 6 years ago
Wouldn't it be more cost effective just to dispose of those beans and roast a fresh batch? Considering that you're paying employees to sit there for god knows how long.
BusLady 6 years ago
Well, the OP does say "us." That could include the boss.
Load More Replies... Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
cost of beans "lost" vs cost of paying someone to sort them out... wonder how much profit he lost in this endeavour?
#47
Found Out On The Way Home From Getting Our New Puppy That She Gets Car Sick. We Had An Hour Left To Drive
Chris Watson 6 years ago
Another reason, besides safety for the dog ..... to securely crate your pet in a moving vehicle.
J. H. 6 years ago
Since the puppy was just separated from its mother, home, siblings and everything it has known it would be beyond cruel and stressful to isolate it in a crate it hasn't had time to get used to. I do, however, agree that a crate the dog has had time to grown used to is the safest way.
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Toujin C'Thlu 6 years ago
This is why you bring a crate or carrier when picking up a new animal.
#48
I Dislocated My Jaw. While Eating Cereal
Motherofdogs 6 years ago
Once had my jaw lock open in my sleep. Woke up like that, alone, unable to speak/call anyone for help,(pre-mobile phones). Had no idea wtf had happened. Ended up punching myself repeatedly upwards into my lower jaw until i hit hard enough for my mouth to close. (Ehlers-danlos causes all kinds of unfortunate surprises, but this occurred 20+ years before diagnosis, so I had no clue what was going on at the time. Really freaked me out!)
#49
Our Company Now Has 900 Of These Pens
Angel Llamas 6 years ago
Doubtfully, as they used the cheapest online pen store they found, where probably they explain step by step how to upload the design, and someone decide to write that in the logo field
Load More Replies... Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
You should totally be able to get them replaced for free - I can't imagine the company would have any argument.
BusLady 6 years ago
The company could then donate them to Goodwill or sell them to the Dollar Store. They're still usable pens. It would be a shame to just throw them away.
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#50
Throwback To The Time I Signed A "Funny" Signature, And Then The Computer Froze
And I had to explain to the three employees that came to help that no, my name isn't poop mouth and no, I don't know why I wrote that, and please just take my money so I can go home and die.
A B C 6 years ago
It looks like it was written by some child, are you even allowed to sign this?
Samantha Pines 6 years ago
Those things are a b***h to write on to begin with.
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Work Day Gone Wrong
Dynein 6 years ago
Seriously, if you don't provide that kind of information you have no-one to blame but yourself. The overwhelming majority of celebrated birthdays are for alive people, if you deviate from that norm it's on you to point that out.
Load More Replies... Marlene Ricker 6 years ago
Embarrassing but they should have told you that at the beginning. Totally not your fault.
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Oh dear--at least you made the effort. This was like the time a late-night talk show host asked the comedian guest how his wife was, and he told him she had died a few weeks ago. The hot was crushed, and they had to go to commercial.
#52
Fighting An Ant Infestation In My Kitchen The Last Couple Days. Didn't Think To Check My Cereal Box. Realized The Small Brown Things Are Ants 6-8 Bites In
A B C 6 years ago
We're all gonna eat insect proteins soon, so nothing bad in already getting accustomed to it...
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Christie Wright 6 years ago
My son was about to drink his Arizona tea that he left on the table for 2 days and I said ewww you don't know what's in that. He poured out a glass off ants. Sometimes listen to your mom 😊
Lucas 6 years ago
aaand... don't be a slob and leave a drink out for 2 days.
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Dream Wolf 6 years ago
Strange thing: Ants smell like fruit if you crush them (as i've discovered after several invasions) . I wouldn't like to find them in my food though.
TeeMarieTisMe 6 years ago
How would you not notice that? I don't know I'm super paranoid about this exact situation. I've had two experiences many years ago where Mac N Cheese had gotten some kind of bug casings in it and I've been freaked out ever since. I still tend to check before I take a bit out of habit.
#53
Happy I Booked The Window Seat
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Better than selecting your seat for a cross-country flight, and the person next to you is too large for one seat, and keeps invading yours (by pushing up the arm rest). It was disgusting. Finally the flight attendant took mercy on me, and moved me up to First Class where they had some empty seats. Was very glad when airlines starting charging some portly peeps for a second seat. It is only fair!
#54
My Pen Exploded In My Mouth. I Have A Senior Speech For Marching Band Today
Ivy Ruonakoski 6 years ago
I used to chew my pens in school. Not the business end but still. S**t happens.
Load More Replies... Mangoes'nRum 6 years ago
Your pen did not "explode" in your mouth. You bit through the blooming thing. Stop biting your pen.
Monday 6 years ago
Yes...and it explodes when you bite through it....the sentence is accurate.
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Sleep Meister 6 years ago
slap on some eyeliner and just rock the goth look. nobody will bat an eye
Asat Voong 6 years ago (edited)
have some connection to exorcism in your speech. Problem solved.
#55
My Friend Found A Dead Bird In Her Shoes This Morning
Henry Cheves 5 years ago
That was actually a Native American sign from the gods. If you found a dead bird in your moccasins, then if it was light-colored, it meant you would find love, and if it was dark-colored, it meant a loved one would die. (I made this all up but it would be cool for a story.)
#56
When Your One Piece Sink/Counter Randomly Explodes At 3 Am
Dorothy Parker 6 years ago
New tempered glaa has some flaws. Happens with some shower doors too.
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Väinö-Oskari Astala 6 years ago
Yes. No large sharp shards, mostly small rounded nuggets. Most likely the glass had been scratched or nicked during transportation and as the temperature fluctuated during the night the stress was too much and bang. See Prince Rupert's drops.
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Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
I hope you sent this photo to USPS. Good luck with this. My hubby shipped a very expensive aircraft radio with plenty of extra insurance Priority. When it arrived, it looks like someone had driven a car over it. Here we are months later...still no replacement check. Not even the local postmaster here has been able to find out anything. They have the damaged equipment. What the heck are we supposed to do!!
BusLady 6 years ago
I've had some bad experiences with USPS myself. When you make a complaint, they do nothing. No wonder UPS and Fedex are doing so well.
Load More Replies... Analyn Lahr 6 years ago
The mail carrier should have brought it up to the door. Did the package have "Do Not Bend" anywhere printed on it?
María Hermida 6 years ago
That's sheer stupidity. There must be a label or sticker on the box warning not to bend it
#58
I Made A Lasagna For Lunch. Here's The Result
BusLady 6 years ago (edited)
Do you happen to have a cat named Garfield? Who just happened to trip you?
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Irina Deneva-Slav 6 years ago
Been there, only it was my daughter who elegantly overturned the lasagna dish with her cute little 4-year-old hand.
TeeMarieTisMe 6 years ago
This is why I love having big dogs around XD (I wouldn't let them eat all of this but would clean the bulk then let them eat whats left before wiping the floor)
Kim Bush 6 years ago
Ha! But I can top it lol. A freshly cooked dish of lasagna was sitting on the stove in one of those glass Pyrex dishes and it literally exploded, spraying tomato sauce, melted cheese, noodles, and shards of glass all over my kitchen, floor, walls and ceiling. It was over twenty years ago and I haven't made another lasagna since lol.
#59
My Morning Coffee Had Extra Aroma Today
HorrorWeirdo 6 years ago
Bird poop once fell on my friend’s head. Who was right next to me. Scared the s*** out of me
Flare 6 years ago
A bird once peed on me once; knew it was pee because the liquid was clear........
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Crazy Cat Lady 6 years ago
I've always heard the old saying that when a bird poops on you, it's good luck.
#60
The Dutch Police Isn't Immune To Stupid Mistakes Either
Dynein 6 years ago
And the car is only just barely on the concrete with one side.
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WilvanderHeijden 6 years ago
The Netherlands.... Superior: "What happened?" Cop:"I drove into cement." Superior:"Ok, don't let it happen again." ( Yes, I'm Dutch.)
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My Mom Accidentally Left Her Mirror In Front Of The Window Over The Day. After Coming Back She Found This
A B C 6 years ago (edited)
I guess it's one of those make-up mirrors that are a little parabolic, so the refracted light gets focused
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My Friend Asked Me To Take A Picture Of Him Standing On This Platform
Markus Holstein 6 years ago
Hey, that's an awesome pic. He'll show that to his grandkids one day!
#63
Rain Update : I Woke Up To The Sight Of My Clothes, Shoes, Refrigerator And Washing Machine Floating
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
This is awful. Was it a flood from the outside or bad pipes. We went through three floods that almost destroyed our furnace. No fun at all.
BusLady 6 years ago
And of course, it's always filthy water. My basement flooded several years ago. What a mess!
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4 years ago
can we get that in california? these fires are really doin a number on us let alone the fact that we're in a drought
#64
300 Eggs Down Ten Minutes Before The End Of My Shift. Eggscelent
#65
I'm Leaving My Job After 5 Years Today, Over 500 People I Work With, This Is My Leaving Card
WilvanderHeijden 6 years ago
Doesn't mean a thing in a large company. You can sit at your desk and die and only when you begin to stink people start noticing you.
Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
I put full blame on the person responsible for handing it around to get signatures....
Asat Voong 6 years ago (edited)
they asked you to sign it too, because after 5 years still nobody know who you are.
Kim Bush 6 years ago
Why spend your own money on a party for people who obviously don't care if you are alive or dead
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#66
Oh No
June Clavelle 6 years ago
Aww, feel bad for the couple! At least they can look back and laugh.
#67
Dropped A Glass In The Sink And Thought I Lucked Out When It Didn’t Shatter
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
This can be repaired--get to your local Home Depot/Loew's-type store.
#68
So The Jehovahs Witness’ At My GFS Mom’s Friend’s Forgot To Put The Parking Brake On
GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago
I laughed way too loudly at this. Woke the husband up.
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Moo Moo Futch 6 years ago
What has them being Jehovah's witnesses got to do with anything here?
#69
Taxes
Random Panda 6 years ago
Where I'm from you can bring that to a bank (or the national bank?) to have it replaced. It's probably standard practice in most places.
Sunzilla 6 years ago
We just sellotape them together. As long as the serial numbers on both piece match, it's not a problem.
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Played At Topgolf For The First Time Yesterday. This Is What I Found When I Got To My Car
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
They are building one of those about 30 miles from here...RIGHT next to the freeway (in fact, just feet from the freeway entrance), and thinking big nets are going to protect the cars from getting hit...something tells me, they better have terrific insurance!
Noel Bovae 6 years ago
That's actually kinda cool. Honestly, I'd probably just leave it in there.
#71
Tried Cooking A Sweet Potato In My New Air Fryer Today
BusLady 6 years ago
I baked one in my air fryer on Thanksgiving. Thankfully, this didn't happen to mine.
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I Went Outside With My Shorts Inside Out
A package I had been waiting for was delivered to the post office, I jumped out of bed, put some shoes on and I went to the post office, there were some folks in there and I talked to a few. I got home and I started to cook myself food, and I noticed my shorts had been inside out the entire time.
#73
Wcgw If My Neighbour Uses The Longest Possible Drill Out There?
Dynein 6 years ago
Not the best way to meet your upstairs neighbor, either, I'd hate to be the guilty person in this scenario...
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Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog lover 6 years ago
Imagine standing where the drill bit caramel through. Rip floor and foot.
#74
"I Dunno Mum. It Came With The Frame"
#75
Woman Wins $42,949,672.76 On A Slot Machine, But Casino Doesn't Pay Out Claiming It's A Glitch (It's An Integer Overflow)
DemPugs 6 years ago
In their defense, the highest payout in that machine was like 14k. She should've gotten that instead of a steak dinner, which they offered. I don't know what happend after that.
BusLady 6 years ago
And she was already planning that world-wide cruise...
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#76
Paris CDG Airport. The luggage is in the middle of the road. Someone Will Have A Bad Day
#77
Nice
Geoffrey Holland 6 years ago
Serves them right for having paint in the front seat of their car.
Martti Laurson 6 years ago
Not to mention on the front seat of a Porsche.
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Brandy Gray 6 years ago
Considering the price of that car, I'm sure you can afford to have it cleaned
Samantha Pines 6 years ago
I work at Lowe's in the paint department. I helped this customer with their paint and they proceeded to exit the store. A few minutes later, they came back pissed and saying that the paint lid opened and it went all over their brand new car. I told them I hammered on the lid well and it wasn't raised at all. They said that they were making sure it was secure before setting it down by putting the can upside down and shaking it. I then said that it they should have just left it the correct way and left it there. Then they said the least I could do was clean their car.
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
I would fight this one...NOT YOUR FAULT AT ALL! Hope the store backed you up!
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Cement Truck
Brenda Alvira Alvarez 6 years ago
cement truck, cement truck, does whatever a cement truck does . . .
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
There is an ad for an insurance company on TV that shows something like this!
#79
For F***'s Sake
#80
It Was A Bit Windy In Downtown Yesterday
Shawn Briscoe 6 years ago
This is Edmonton Alberta and the swing stage company illegally ignored wind warnings.
#81
Someone Cut Me Up While Transporting Chilli For My Sister-In-Law's Birthday Dinner
Tear_stained_shirts 6 years ago
ha i love the office ive seen it a billion times and when i saw the picture thats the first thing i thought. i actually lol
Load More Replies... Mangoes'nRum 6 years ago
Some one cut you 'off' on the road, OP. Cutting a person up is what Surgeons do in an operation theater. And in a much much more macabre way, Jack the Ripper.
Jennifer Crompton 6 years ago
Come on. Must be a noob. You gotta use a bungee cord to secure the lid of a crockpot if it doesn't latch down
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Can't even begin to express the grossness! Get out that shop vac fast!
#82
So, My Bottle Hair Dye Just Exploded
Moo Moo Futch 6 years ago
I'm sure that bottle of wine on the chair had nothing to do with the accident.
Lauren Caswell 6 years ago
Once you have mixed it you shouldn't leave it sitting XD that's why the chemicals are packaged seperately
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#83
What Could Possibly Go Wrong If I Drain A Deep Fryer Into A Plastic Bucket?
John C 6 years ago
To be fair, prob no time to let it cool (we would always change during the day, one side at a time).... but the metal bucket is KEY.
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Glittery Panda 3 years ago
At first I though it burnt a hole in the ground and we were like looking at an apartment downstairs. 🤦♀️🤣
#84
Remember To Close Your Door Before Using An Automated Parking System
Wyndmere 6 years ago
You user ID says “TightSomewhere”. I’m guessing there is extreme tension in your neck and shoulders right now. Possibly some veins popping out on your forehead, a sinking feeling in your stomach, and a gripping feeling around your heart. Does that about cover it? — I hope your insurance was paid up.
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
WOW have never seen anything like this before..but then, I live in such a remote area, we have to get our mail at the post office, FedEx and UPS can't find the house, so they hang our packages from our trees in plastic bags, and the post office and local Walmart have hitching posts for our horses!
#85
Oh No
Toujin C'Thlu 6 years ago
This is when you give the machine a good whack, or call the maintenance person.
Jennifer Crompton 6 years ago
I swallowed a spider to catch the fly.....Didn't you learn anything from nursery rhymes?!?
#86
I’m Having A My-Kid-Puked-In-My-Prosthetic-Foot Day. You?
#87
Sat Down To Enjoy A Nice Saturday Morning Cup Of Coffee
Moo Moo Futch 6 years ago
Craneflies always seem like they are the most reluctant of fliers. They aren't particularly good at it and just kinda dangle through the air.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
That's like when you bring your laundry home from the laundromat and find a really long hair (I have a buzz cut). Better yet, a really long blonde hair.
Ivy Ruonakoski 6 years ago
Aah, I hate those things! I mean they don't do anything to you but they are annoying af.
#88
Broken Eyelash Curler Leads To A Very Sucky Morning
#89
Excited To Start My New Job, Wanted To Make A Good Impression, Got There Early And Promptly Spilled Coffee All Over My Crotch
Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
worked in a suit store for men. You'd be surprised how often we sold new pants, for this EXACT reason.
#90
Finally Made A Good Lattice Crust Then I Went And Knocked My Cactus Onto It
A B C 6 years ago
In German, there's a saying "That rhymes, and what rhymes is always good" ;)
Load More Replies... María Hermida 6 years ago
Why is there a cactus in the kitchen? Soil is not the most hygienic stuff on Earth.
#91
This Is What Happens When Your Wife Wraps Meat The Same Way As Your Sandwiches For Work
DemPugs 6 years ago
What if the dude made his own sandwich but they were both wrapped in foil?
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Monica Patton 6 years ago
Calm down! Some people like to make their partner's lunch- stay in your lane!
#92
While Drunk 13 Years Ago I Let Someone Take A Leather Punch To My Ear. Turns Out It's Impossible To Close Up Cartilage
Blarrg 6 years ago
I'm guessing he was heavily anesthetized when it happened...
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Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
This is also very dangerous for infections! Plastic surgeons can fix this, but probably would not be taken care of my insurance.
A B C 6 years ago
Your lobe. See the difference? If not, read the title again. In that part of the ear there's cartilage, and that won't grow together anymore.
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Noooo
CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
You say "servers you right" a lot, Geoffrey. You must have a lot of hurt bottled up inside that cold little heart of yours. Bless your heart.
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Jennifer Crompton 6 years ago
That baby better be crying only because he's upset about dropping his pizza and not because some jerky grown up yelled at a toddler for dropping a pizza
#94
The Call Before You Dig Guy Said It Was Safe To Dig
Toujin C'Thlu 6 years ago
Sadly, he was wrong. And now someone's phone, internet and/or cable line just got cut.
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
We have a private road, and the new neighbor (WAY down at the bottom) didn't check to see where the water pipes were. I was trying to give my horses water and nothing was there. Our meter is almost half-a-mile from us. He drove a post hole PTO on his tractor right through our water pipe supply. Got fixed fast though. Still, they should have checked.
Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
if you own the property, any easements (areas you can't dig, due to phone / sewer / gas lines etc) will be clearly outlined in your contract of sale, when you bought the property. :) You can also get a map of the easements (same as in the contract of sale), from local government (or relevant government department).
#95
The Red Line Is The Normal Way That's Currently Closed Due To Bushfire, The Blue Is The Next Fastest Sealed Road
Foxxy 6 years ago
I’m afraid there isn’t. And because the centre of Australia has stuff all roads you don’t have very many routes you can take. So instead of a 3.5 hour drive to Adelaide, they would of had few days drive.
Load More Replies... Keisha Washington 6 years ago
The red line, whew made it safely out. The blue line "YOU GONNA DIE!"
#96
When You Quickly Open Your Envelope Out Of Excitement
#97
This Was My Dad's Boat On Our 2nd Time Out After Buying It. It Was Also On My Birthday
Jennifer Crompton 6 years ago
I'm guessing he ran it aground on that giant rock
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Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Someone backing in who doesn't have experience with unloading a boat from a trailer? Worse are those who back the boat into the lake, and run it all day while STILL ATTACHED to the trailer!
Keisha Washington 6 years ago
This was your dad's boat on your 2nd time out after buying It. It was also your LAST birthday
Matthew White 6 years ago
to me if you look at the lighter yellow water it looks like pac man eating a dot which is the top of the boat
#98
My Smoothie
WilvanderHeijden 6 years ago
Note to self: Glass containers aren't as practical as they seem to be.
Danielle Renee 6 years ago
this is why i'm scared of glass bottles, i just know i'm going to drop it.
#99
Now What?
#100
I Didn't Notice That My Glove Broke While Dying My Friend's Hair And Now My Hands Are Stained
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Nice color though...if it's near Halloween, you could go as a Navi!
#101
My Poor Girlfriend Wakes Up To Her Laptop With A Hot Iron On Top Of It Courtesy Of Her Brother
Mr. Re-in-act-ment 6 years ago
That's definitely intentional. You don't just leave a hot iron on a laptop accidentally.
Load More Replies... Mangle the Fox 6 years ago
If my bro did that he'd be paying for a replacement. And I'd personally take a fist to his head.
#102
This Is The One Thing I Am Most Worried About Before Getting On A Plane
Klaudiia Sherbatzky 6 years ago
I would ask her if she want´s my feet on her head? When she says no I would say yeah me either so please remove your feet from my effing seat!!!
BusLady 6 years ago
Anyone rude enough to do this, is not going to politely comply. They would throw an Entitlement Tantrum.
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To Enjoy That Sunny Mid-January Weather
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Get a shop vac and suck it out while it is still snow! There is a photo posted much earlier on this same stream that shows how much worse it can be!
#104
That Feeling When You Have A Good Clear Out And All You've Got To Do Is Put The Rubbish In The Bin... Well I Had That Feeling Until I Got To The Stairs And The Handle Snapped
#105
Stray Bullet Landed On A Solar Panel I Just Installed
Henry Cheves 5 years ago
The U.S. is considered a civilized country. This is my argument that civilized means nothing. More proof is Trump.
Load More Replies... Danieletc 6 years ago
'Murca. Sorry it can't always be churchgoers and kids...
Load More Replies... Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Stray bullets happen all the time in the major city 30 miles away. A couple of kids have actually been killed by shots in the air for New Years Eve silliness.
GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago
I'd say this was a good day. Could have been him instead of the panel.
#106
The Handle Of My Serving Spoon Snapped. Turns Out The Handle Was Full Of Sand And It Ruined My Delicious Turkey Stuffing Leftovers
Delgada 6 years ago
Utensils are often filled with sand. Most chefs knives, too. It's for proper balance.
Foxxy’s #1 fan 6 years ago
FIRSTLY WHY WAS THERE SAND IN THE SPOON ? WHAT DID YOU MISTAKE IT FOR
#107
I Dunno Why My Friend Did This, I Just Thought It Would Fit Here
#108
Dropped My Credit Card In A Public Toilet. While It Had A Stranger's Pee In It
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
You can always wash your hands, with industrial-strength soap. This is gross though!
#109
What Could Go Wrong If I Forget Sunscreen
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Slightly off topic - that weight training is paying off, he looks great.
TheWitchNaru 5 years ago
Been there. Peeled for 4 weeks after. Have a permanent skin stain on my forehead.
#110
Had Some Trouble With The Ketchup Dispenser At Work
#111
Friggin Rock
Dispatcherqueen 6 years ago
Thank goodness the glass stopped it from harming you. Could have been deadly.
Samantha Pines 6 years ago
That happened to someone an hour away from me. Teens thought it'd be funny to toss boudlers off an overpass. Now they are charged with homicide.
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Got Trapped In A Toilet In China With This Note On The Mirror. Found It Translates To "Please Do Not Lock The Door"
#113
100 Yard Golf Shot Straight To The Face While Watching Sunset In Backyard Of Home On Golf Course
#114
Smelled Gas, Very Strong. Couldn't Locate. Called Emergency Number. Showed Up. Turned Out To Be A Safety Flyer In My Recyling That Had A Gas Smell "Sample" On It
Foxxy 6 years ago
Here’s an interesting fact, Gas naturally doesn’t have a smell. They put an additive called mercaptan so that if there was a gas leak you would be able to smell it.
Kaiserfranzgirl 6 years ago
We were given these in class at junior school and then we went to p.e. The headteacher smelt the gas in our classroom and called the gas people out 😂
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Good thing it was just scratch-n-sniff or he could have set it off by using the phone.
#115
Got Home From Work Today. Realized I’ve Been Walking Around Meeting Clients With A Giant 6-7 In Rip In My Pants That No One Said Anything About. So I Figured The Internet Should Also Know
Dynein 6 years ago
Probably true for most (myself I don't really look close at people's crotches...) and those who did probably figured that mentioning it wouldn't be any help and just make him uncomfortable and self-conscious until he's home and can fix it.
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Tried To Capture The Moment I Proposed To My Girlfriend This Weekend
#117
The Best Spot In The Parking Lot Is Empty For A Reason
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
I think I got that spot the other day - fortunately I had to buy gas so I squeegee'd off pretty much the whole car.
#118
Came Home For A Week To Help My Parents Out With Some Yard Work. Turns Out, I Don’t Know What Poison Ivy Looks Like
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
LOL, I found some poison ivy that climbed all the way to my (3rd-floor) apartment and invaded the back porch. Only after I pulled it out bare-handed did I remember that little motto.
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Forgetting About Your Pizza For 8 Hours. Burnt So Bad It Looks Like A Double-Chocolate Brownie
#120
Damn You, Autocorrect
A B C 6 years ago
Could we please stop censoring "bad" words? It takes all the fun out, and kids know these words anyways nowadays.
Pryjmaty 6 years ago
I'm fairly sure the words aren't censored for kids' sake, but more to make the website SFW.
Load More Replies... Jennifer Crompton 6 years ago
Which "bad word" was this anyway? I can't think of any swear words that start with W
#121
Dropped The Oil Filter In The Oil Pan While Changing It
#122
Former One Direction Member Niall Horan Votes ‘No’ On A Fan’s Poll Whether She Should Date Him
#123
A Friend On IG Posted This To Their Story Yesterday
#124
My Wife Reminded Me Several Times To Put The Dog In His Kennel And I Did Not. He Promised He Would Be A Good Boy And He Was Not
Maya Baggins 6 years ago
He would not have one, he is as surprised as its owner about the sudden explosion of the couch
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Klaudiia Sherbatzky 6 years ago
Im so sorry for dogs who have to sleep/live in Kennels :( so sad
Wyndmere 6 years ago
There is nothing wrong with dogs sleeping in a kennel. They have their personal space, and the house is safe.
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I Met Adam Savage And Had Someone Take Our Picture
#126
It's Not What It Looks Like. It's A Smoothie
#127
It Finally Happened To Me
#128
Just Had My Car Detailed And My Kid Was Sick
PandaPiñata 6 years ago
The door tried to warn you. Look at the white part of the open door. It clearly shows a barfing smiley.
#129
I’m Literally In A Bathroom Stall At Work Right Now Covered In Clown Paint And I Just Tried Wiping It Off And It's Not Coming Off
Geoffrey Holland 6 years ago
I'm thinking you should use some water and no, don't use the water from the stall that you're in.
#130
Tried Recreating The Spider-Man Meme With A Panorama And Tripped On My Way To The Other Side
#131
Took My Truck In For An Alignment. I Think They Are Doing It Wrong
#132
Time To Move, I Guess
Kiahna 6 years ago
It’s glitter. You can vacuum and roll that thing all you want but that glitter ain’t going nowhere.
Load More Replies... BusLady 6 years ago
Your great grandchildren will still be trying to get rid of it.
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Came Back From Holidays To Find My Second Phone Like This
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
I suppose I'm showing my ignorance, but...why does a phone have an airbag?
Marinasongs1432 3 years ago
It's an INCREDIBLY swollen battery, probs caused by heat or moisture exposure.
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My Steam Iron Wasnt Working Properly So I Decided To Run It With Vinegar, Thinking It Might Be Related To Calcium Deposits. Guess I Was Right
#135
I Thought I Was Going To Die In A Playground
Falcon 6 years ago
I can see this being a slight issue when you're on your own, but with 2 people it's really easy to get out of 🤔
Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
and you know this from personal experience as the person IN the twister... or one of the 2 people helping someone get out? (either way, the whole idea of being stuck in there makes my skin crawl!)
Load More Replies... KieLeaHar 2 years ago
People will do anything for photos these days, usually the firefighters have to come.
Load More Replies... Wyndmere 6 years ago
Nope. I’ll bet he drank several beers before this brilliant move.
Load More Replies... Wyndmere 6 years ago
No, he drank all the beer before doing this brilliant move.
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Before And After I ****** Up At Work
#137
Only My Boyfriends Certification He Worked Months On. Thats All. Damn You USPS
#138
My Day
Dynein 6 years ago
I'm not sure if this is a real post, but... on a molecular level, most (?) plastic consists of long, thin, intertwined molecules. Heat makes molecules explore different conformations they could be in - like going from an extended shape to a compact, shriveled-up shape. If the new conformation is energetically favorable, the molecules will stay there and refuse to go back.
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Thomas Turnbull 6 years ago
this is about the 5th time i have this photo from different people
#139
I Just Broke The Door Handle Of My Apartment And Cut Myself. I'm Also Locked In
Geoffrey Holland 6 years ago
You can still turn what's left of the handle and you can use a key in the lock.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Yes, but wrap the handle in a tea towel first.
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Jennifer Crompton 6 years ago
Make a new k**b out of duct tape until it's fixed. The tape will cover up the ouchie parts and is also grippy enough to turn it
#140
Had To Check If There Was Pressure In The Pipe. Well Yes, There Was. P.S. It's Black Carpaint
#141
"Bet I Can Make It Across"
Natasha Forchione 6 years ago
they didnt they use the part of the sidewalk that was okay to walk on OMG
#142
We Didn’t Have The Heart To Tell Him
Chicka Chicka 6 years ago
Yes, no heart in fact, haha how mean to let him have toilet paper hanging off all day
Laura Zappenduster 6 years ago
that´s evil not to tell... you could just rip it off without telling too...
Keisha Washington 6 years ago
I was shopping once when this older lady walked past a group of laughing teenagers and then past me. I noticed that she had her slip and skirt all tucked into her pantyhose after having gone to the ladies room. I ran up behind her and asked if she minded if I helped her as the ladies room was way on the other side of the store. I got everything straight then she turned around to thank me and just started to cry as she was so embarrassed that no one told her, including store employees. I felt so bad for her and angry that some people are such jerks. I walked around with her and helped her finish her shopping and just wanted to cheer her up.
#143
First Night In The New House And My Wife Cooks A Plastic Bag On The Brand New Stove
Martti Laurson 6 years ago
That is the reason induction stove is the best. No accidental melting of anything.
Lenka Smetanová 6 years ago
I have something similiar, common sense of not putting anything plastic near the heat
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I Went To Give An Important Presentation And This Happened
#145
The Oculus Quest Apparently Doubles As A $400 Dog Treat
#146
Cringe For Me And The Amount Of Customers Who Likely Saw This Today
I totally forgot that having ‘now playing’ as a face on your Apple Watch isn’t just for music, but just the last ‘media’ you might have watched that day. It’s the new watch, too, the one that doesn’t turn off the screen.
#147
When Class Is Canceled And I’m The Only One To Not Read The Email And Show Up
#148
The Way She Turns Around In Horror
Toujin C'Thlu 6 years ago
Exactly what was she doing there? That doesn't look like paper mache.
Foxxy 6 years ago
I would say she was trying to make chocolate bowls but the heat from the melted chocolate popped the balloon.
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GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago
I can only imagine the chemicals they're ingesting from that balloon. Dumbest f'n idea.
#149
Received This Text Yesterday While Eating Our Last Nectarine. My Husband Also Hates Tomatoes
Shelly Sellers 6 years ago
I think this is just poor wording. I read it as, "Also, my husband hates tomatoes" Not that they both hate tomatoes.
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Maybe their kids like them. Or the also meant that in addition to not having the nectarine he was expecting, he also hates tomatoes
#150
Parking A Car For Days Illegally Under A Tree Full Of Egrets And Herons
#151
Stitch UPS
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
I shouldn't be laughing so hard but yeah...that's me after eating onion rings.
#152
Who Dis
Random Panda 6 years ago
I don't see the issue here, it's a chat message so it's pretty normal to receive an odd response. They should have introduced themselves first thing. It's weird to me they didn't call for the interview, but texted her.
Ale_Vidal23 6 years ago
how unprofessional is it to just ask "is this montana?" just f*****g write who you are straight away
Kim Bush 6 years ago
I know there is a lot of slang and abbreviating being used now, mostly because of the internet, but that is no reason to forget how to create a simple sentence.
Tiny Dynamine 6 years ago
I agree. Retards think it's cool to seem like they are Neanderthals.
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I Tried To Add Some Chicken Salt To My Chips
#154
Oh No
Ale_Vidal23 6 years ago
what about you pay some f*****g respect?! you're at a funeral for f***s sake
The Girl on Fire 6 years ago
You 100% deserve this for playing mario kart during someone's FUNERAL.
Kim Bush 6 years ago
Yep sure was....Quite a few posts on here are scenarios from various tv shows.
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Avital Pilpel 6 years ago
I find it ironic one of the authors of this "some people just have bad luck" post is named "James Caunt".
Carla Yvonne Noomen 6 years ago
I often try to see more pressing the know see 80 or so more, and it doesn't work... why is that?
Everleigh 6 years ago
The topic of these is kinda dumb cause people can way worse days than these pics.... Trust me cause I have!
Carol Roeder 5 years ago
Oh Bored Panda, I needed a laugh so badly and you sure came through with these. Thank you for making my day!
SilvaSkies 6 years ago
Many of these people posted on their own accord, perhaps to feel better about their situation and share some cheer around too
Load More Replies... Avital Pilpel 6 years ago
I find it ironic one of the authors of this "some people just have bad luck" post is named "James Caunt".
Carla Yvonne Noomen 6 years ago
I often try to see more pressing the know see 80 or so more, and it doesn't work... why is that?
Everleigh 6 years ago
The topic of these is kinda dumb cause people can way worse days than these pics.... Trust me cause I have!
Carol Roeder 5 years ago
Oh Bored Panda, I needed a laugh so badly and you sure came through with these. Thank you for making my day!
SilvaSkies 6 years ago
Many of these people posted on their own accord, perhaps to feel better about their situation and share some cheer around too
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